#lexs bitty

[caycanteven]

He needs constant supervision or he’s going to be petty and pull some shit.

[snackugaki]

do you survive an apocalypse because you’re shaped like a dorito chip?

or does surviving an apocalypse shape you into a dorito chip?

something to ponder

[dreepy-lex]

I'm still feeling kinda weird... I really don't have to be a boy if I don't wanna?

Because... it's stupid and I don't like it!

[dreepy-lex]

Oh... that's sad! Space is fun!!!

Hey, what happened to my name? What's a REDACTED?

Hello! I'm [REDACTED]!!! Do you like spaceships!!! Or aliens!!!

@dreepy-lex

Um. Not really. Space is scary.

[suzukiblu]

interdimensional kidnapping via Robin, please? tiny itty bitty kon is adorable and so tragic

Kon might hate him for it someday–might hate him for it right now–but at least he’ll be here to hate him. He’ll be safe, and not trapped in the clutches of what might actually be the literal worst possible version of Lex Luthor. Not dead on a lab table or cut up into DNA samples or controlled and abused and never, ever given any semblance of a chance at a real life. 

Not alone, without anyone safe to trust.

[intermundia]

sorry if someone has already asked this but where did you get your obikin plushies from? (i am also on my like third reread of lex talionis it’s soooo good)

if you mean these little guys, i was lucky enough to be given them as a gift from a friend!! so i didn't buy them but i do know they're called itty bittys and you can get them from hallmark <3

[olicitybishop-clairmont]

My devastation at Sam’s sacrifice and the Kent family losing Clark and Sam is tempered a minuscule amount by the fact that Lex could do absolutely nothing as he had to listen to the only lead on his daughter’s whereabouts be killed by the very monster he himself created.

That did bring me a tiny amount of satisfaction.

An itty bitty bit. 🤏

[dreepy-lex]

WHOAAAAA!!! I LOVE IT!!

I finally finished my drawing! It took forever because my mom kept bugging me, and because I had to find the right colors of color pencils.

@dreepy-lex Look!! Do you like my alien? …It’s kinda like a weird octillery.

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Recs 26

More fic recs from what I read this week!  It’s mostly the usual Superbat and Batfam, but there’s a special one at the end 😁

Borderline by TheResurrectionist  (Batfam, wip.  More of the batfam hivemind fic!  And Clark shows up!)

Reverse-Restart-Resume by redlightofkryptonite (redlightofdawn)  (Superbat, Timkon, wip.  This is an reverse origins of Connor and Tim!  I’m excited about the tags, and the first chapter was fun to read too!)

touch starved by envysparkler  (Batfam, complete.  A look at Dick needing human contact throughout the years, and then him getting hit with some cuddle pollen.)

Minimum Qualifications by rotasha  (Superfam, complete.  Hal babysits a young Kon.  Shenanigans ensue.)

you’re my winter (please don’t end) by bruciemilf  (Batfam, complete.  Battinsone and Jason fic!!!) 

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9  (Superbat, wip.  More of the merBruce fic!) 

a world in repair by Batbirdies  (Batfam, wip.  Damian and Jason go on a family bonding trip, but some complications happen.)

Frightening, But Not Afraid by snackbaskets  (Batfam, complete.  WINGFIC MY B E L O V E D.  Most of the Batfam get hit with fear toxin, and Bruce goes out and brings them back to the manor so they can get the antidote (and cuddle).)

Single and Ready to Mingle by littlechinesedoll  (Superbat, complete.  Omegaverse.  Lex is a terrible date, good thing there is a cute reporter who asks him out!  A bit of smut at the end, heehee.)

Noises in the dark by DanosaurDante  (Superbat, complete.  A case fic!)

What the Water Gave Me (Selkie’verse) series by Veriatas  (Batfam, complete.  I saw sreppub rec this fic, and I had to read it, especially after all the talk of Selkie Jason.  Selkie Batfam take in human Tim.  Super adorable!)

May Tomorrow Never Come by lurkinglurkerwholurks  (Batfam, complete.  Jason gets hit with fear toxin and Bruce comforts him.)

Call From by lurkinglurkerwholurks (Batfam, complete.  Tim gets sad and drunk, Bruce comforts him.)

Laws of the Universe by minnow_doodle_doo (Batfam, wip.  I loved this fic so much!!  Bruce and Clark get sent to the past for a bit, and there is enough time for Bruce to visit baby Jason.  I might have cried a bit.  Here is some lovely art here and here that goes with the fic too.)

The Family Business by Pinesfamfan  (Tomarry, wip.  Whaaaaa?  A fic not Superbat or Batfam related??  Before I got into the Batman/Batfam/Superbat fandom, I was in Harry Potter for a while.  I still enjoy reading fics in that fandom, I just don’t go actively searching for them like I used too (I blame The Batman movie and Battinson).  This fic is actually written by my good friend @pinesfamfan!  We’ve been friends since we were itty bitty, and have been throwing nerdy shit at each other to fangirl over for about the same amount of time.  I’ve really been enjoying this fic of theirs!!  It’s a Tomarry (Tom Riddle/Harry Potter) omegaverse fic set in a royalty au!  There’s secret identities, humor (so much good humor!!), and smut (heehee)!  Please give a read if any of that interests you!  The author notes at the end are always funny too!)

[caycanteven]

He acts like I starve him...

[waytooinvested]

Forgotten, Not Forgiven - Chapter 2

Still reeling from finding out the truth herself, Lena suddenly finds herself in the midst of an odd role reversal in which she knows that Kara is Supergirl, but Kara no longer has any idea she has ever been more than an ordinary human.

And what’s more, Lena has no choice but to keep the truth from her for her own protection…

This and previous chapters are also on AO3

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‘Hello little sister’.

Lena jumped and whirled to face her brother, who was leaning with an air of performative nonchalance against the doorway she had just come through, a knowing smirk playing about his lips.

How the hell had he managed to sneak up on her like that? He must have been right behind her and yet she hadn’t sensed a thing, despite the unnatural, heavy stillness of the air down here. She was clearly allowing her emotions to blunt her edge, and that needed to stop right now. If she and Kara were going to make it out of this alive, Lena had to be smarter than that. Smarter than Lex.

‘You know, it took you a lot longer to get here than I expected – I’ve been sending out that signal for nearly two days now. For a moment there I thought you really might have cut the leash and let your little pet go for good, I was about to be so proud, even though it would have been a waste of my efforts. But it turns out that you were just too incompetent to work it out sooner. You’ve really let me down Lena’.

Somehow, even though she knew and despised the truth of who Lex had become, his words still managed to worm their way through the cracks to find the part of her that had once been a little girl desperate for his approval, and she had to bite back the instinct to defend herself. She refused to be drawn so easily into an ego contest with Lex. It wasn’t what she was here for, and it would be a waste of time in any case. There had never been anything she could say or do that was enough to convince her brother that she was worthy of his approval, and for all her inner six year old might yearn for it, she knew now that the last thing anyone should aspire to was to be approved of by this man.

Instead of responding to the jibe, Lena raised the gun she had brought with her and leveled it at Lex’s chest.

‘If you’ve hurt her-’

‘Oh calm down, I didn’t kill your itty bitty kitty. I’ve done you a favour actually. I just couldn’t bear to see you so upset over her lie about being Supergirl, so I fixed her for you. Call it a birthday present’.

‘It’s not my birthday, and I didn’t ask you for anything. What the hell are you up to Lex?’

Throughout this exchange Lena was subtly scanning the room they were in, seeking whatever advantage she might be able to dredge up from the space. It was unpromising. The room was an unbroken expanse of bare white tile, save for the dust and a few dirty scuff marks on the floor where there had clearly once been furniture. There were two closed doors leading off to other parts of the bunker, but no indication as to which might take her to wherever Lex was keeping Kara. Lena weighed up the possibility of making a dash for one or other of them, but quickly discarded it. Lex was bound to have anticipated such a move, and if he had rigged up a booby trap she failed to notice in her haste it could cost both her and Kara their lives.

‘I told you, I got you a present. Want me to tell you what it is? Say please’.

Lex’s voice was jovial and teasing, as if they really were just talking about a new sweater or a bottle of her favourite scotch and not the life of the woman she-

Hated.

Obviously.

But still felt responsible for now that her own brother had taken her hostage.

‘Screw you’.

Lena released the safety catch on her gun, and Lex raised his hands. The gesture should have looked like surrender, but on Lex it just looked mocking, as if she was pointing a stick at him in the garden and shouting ‘bang bang!’ in a fit of childish pique.

‘Ah ah ah. If you do that, you’ll never find out about the little surprise I’ve left for you in Kara’s brain, and if you don’t know how to play with her properly you might find she gets… damaged. We wouldn’t want that would we?’

Fucking Lex.

He had got her in check and he knew it. But at least she was still the one with the gun aimed at his heart. That was something. Enough anyway to allow her room for a little bit of snark.

‘Okay Lex, lets do this your way. I know you love a good supervillain monologuing session, so lets do it. Here I am, your captive and attentive audience, wide eyed and oh-so-impressed by the great homicidal maniac himself. Please, tell me of your great cunning plan so that I can marvel over it’.

‘I know you’re being sarcastic, but I actually love that tone for you. It reminds me of old times. Alright then, since you ask so nicely, I will. You see Lena, once again your big brother has stepped in to pick up the pieces of your broken toys. You were so hurt to find out that Kara Danvers was Supergirl? Well, now she’s not. I’ve split out the alien part of her mind and tucked it securely away for safekeeping. As far as she’s concerned she is now and has always been, plain old Kara Danvers, bumbling human reporter and former friendless orphan. Isn’t it the most perfect revenge? Now you know her secret, and she doesn’t! I laughed so hard when I thought of it, it really is priceless. So, you can either keep your little pet, now she’s been properly domesticated, or if you find you don’t like your cats declawed after all, you can discard her for good, secure in the knowledge that vengeance has been served, even if you didn’t have the guts to do it yourself. You’re welcome’.

‘That’s… completely unhinged. Not to mention impossible’.

‘Impossible for you maybe. I however am cut of a finer cloth. I not only can do it, I have done it. And I not only did it, I enjoyed it’.

‘So what, you’re expecting me to just play along and not tell her the truth? Even if I did agree that she deserved this, there are plenty of other people who know Supergirl’s identity and would be pretty eager to fill her in’.

Lex threw back his head and laughed.

‘Oh baby sister, please, please try it. Only let me know when you’re going to and I’ll make sure I’m there to record it. I thought your irritating noble streak might get in the way of enjoying my present, so I added in a fail safe. Here, I’ll walk you through it at a level you’ll understand. Kara’s mind has been split into two pieces, the one she can access-’

He held up a fist to demonstrate

‘-and the Supergirl part, which she can’t’.

The other fist.

‘All this time you’ve been failing to look for her, Kara’s clever little brain has been busily creating false memories to fill in the gaps left by the missing Supergirl, and it’s getting awfully crowded in there’.

The fingers of one fist expanded outwards, pushing the other off to the side as if he had taken hold of an invisible tennis ball.

‘So to avoid overload, her mind is rejecting the side it can’t get to. If you tell Kara the truth her own brain will fight to keep the separation in place, and she’ll find reasons to deny it to you, as well as to herself. Think of it like two magnets repelling each other’.

He moved one fist towards the other, while moving that one back, as if she was still a four year old child and he was explaining the fundamentals of physics to her for the first time. It was deeply patronising, but Lena let him talk – the more she knew, the more likely it was that she could undo it.

‘Really? That sounds interesting. How did you do it?’

‘Lena, your attempts to outsmart me are laughably juvenile. I’m not going to just hand you the keys to my kingdom’.

She shrugged. It had been a long shot, but you never knew with Lex. Sometimes he just couldn’t resist letting you know exactly how clever he was.

‘Fine. It doesn’t matter anyway, I’ll find a way to get through to her’.

‘Ah, but, this is the truly delicious part: If somehow someone does manage to convince her of the truth, the poles will flip and the two parts of her mind will smash back together with such force that her head will literally explode. Tell me sis, have you ever wondered what a Super looks like with blood pouring from their eyes, ears and nose? I have. I think it would make for a nice holiday movie, what do you say? We could watch it together at Christmas as a cosy little family tradition’.

‘Fuck you Lex. Undo it. Now’.

‘I have to say you’re being a little ungrateful. I did this for you’.

‘Then you can undo it for me, or I can shoot you. For me’.

‘I don’t think so. I did this for you, yes, but I happen to think she’s better this way. And if it all goes well and she doesn’t find a way to unite the two sides on her own, I can do the same thing to Superman’.

‘Oh, there it is. I should have known it would all come back to Superman. You dress all this up as some great revenge on Supergirl for my sake, but this was never about me, or even Kara. It’s only ever about Superman with you’.

Lex shrugged, arrogant in the unshakable certainty of his own unparalleled brilliance.

‘Lena, I hope you know me better than that. At any given moment I have no fewer than seven ulterior motives in play, but yes, of course one of them is Superman. You think your dumb blonde is enough to warrant all this on her own? She’s just like you – a lesser imitation of the real power in her family’.

If it had been safe to take her focus away from Lex for long enough to do so, Lena would have rolled her eyes.

‘You really need to find some other hobbies, this obsession is getting beyond creepy. I know you’re still sore that I’ve been able to beat you at chess since I was four years old, but there are plenty of other games you could take up that don’t involve trailing round trying to get Superman’s attention like a bitter rejected fanboy. Maybe try Connect Four. Or Bingo’.

At long last Lex’s smug look slipped, and for the first time since he’d appeared he seemed actually riled by what she’d said. If there was one thing her brother couldn’t bear, it was being made to feel a fool. He scowled, and when his response came the jocular air was gone from his voice to reveal the cold steel beneath the faux-friendly facade.

‘I thought you’d be more pleased. You always made such a fuss over me killing anyone, even cockroaches like those two, and yet when I find another option you still keep whining. Maybe I should stop trying to be so nice to you and just cut Supergirl’s throat right now while she’s unconscious’.

Lex reached into his jacket and pulled out a stiletto knife, testing the point with his finger and drawing a tiny bead of blood.

‘You know what, I think I will. It’s more humane than she deserves, but I suppose I can make one last concession to your pathetic little crush’.

That was enough, Lena was done playing games.

He had told her all he was going to about what he’d done to Kara, and now she had to stop him before he followed through on his threat, or escaped to enact the rest of his plan against Superman. It was time to do what she had promised herself she would when she’d set out to follow the signal here.

Lena’s knees felt weak but her hands were rock steady as she took aim and placed a finger on the trigger.

‘I’ll tell you what would be more humane. Killing you, and saving the world from any more of your vile schemes’.

Before her brother had time to react Lena fired, twice. Heart and then head, just to make sure he wouldn’t be saved at the last by a bullet proof vest.

The head shot went a little wide, seeming to skim past his temple without leaving a mark, but the heart shot flew true and hit Lex squarely in the chest, passing cleanly through his body to lodge in the wall behind him.

Lex looked down at his front, then back to Lena.

‘You actually shot me! Congratulations, I truly didn’t think you had it in you’.

But the shot was a little too clean. There was no blood marring the pristine white of his shirt, and Lex remained standing upright, the look of infuriating smugness now firmly back in place, as if he had been waiting for this ever since their conversation had started.

Lena swore.

‘It’s a hologram’.

No wonder she hadn’t heard him coming up behind her when she’d first arrived, and he had seemed so entirely unconcerned by the gun she’d had aimed at his chest throughout their interaction. She really should have put the pieces together sooner.

‘Well of course it is, I’m not a moron. Besides, I pinged the DEO as soon as you got here, and there was no point taking chances on still being nearby if they actually manage to figure out their asses from their elbows and pick up the signal. I could escape again of course, but prison is such a waste of time. Also, I think it will be more fun if I leave you to explain why they can’t tell their favourite action figure that she’s not just the Barbie doll she thinks she is. I wonder if they’ll believe you after the way you behaved during your little falling out? I’m guessing you’re not really their favourite person these days. Don’t forget to record it for me if they try to convince her she’s an alien will you? See ya round, sis’.

The hologram flickered and disappeared, leaving Lena alone in the derelict bunker.

The whole thing had been a set up. Of course it had been, and Lena had blundered straight into it exactly as Lex had planned that she should. She was furious, and there was nothing she could do but play the part he had written for her.

She had to find Kara.

[dreepy-lex]

Whoa... that's a bad word!!! That's so cool!

Hiii! Do you like spaceships!!! Or aliens!!!

@dreepy-lex

I... I do like spaceships, yeah.

I wish I could play with them. Whenever I want to play with a toy I'm always told that I shouldn't.

That it's "childish and improper" for someone of "my status" to play with toys.

But spaceships are cool, so I don't care if what the fuckin' caretakers think.

[ittybluebell]

꧁༺Blue's Garden ༻꧂

welcome to my garden - a complete guide of my growing creative works, all g/t! i don't do vore and i don't post nsfw. i'm all about that fluff and angst, baybee!!

(creative priority is basically whichever concept/fic i am more interested in as i am riddled with adhd and don't know how to juggle projects)

I have a Ko-fi!! I will draw for money :3

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

AO3:

Itty Bitty Brains, an iZombie g/t fic about a borrower named Atom who moves into the morgue. He becomes besties-maybe-more with Ravi while navigating the difficulties of being tiny in a giant, undead world. Fluff and angst! With drama and a slow burn romance on the side.

Nine, a Sense8 g/t fic about a borrower named Clover who is part of the main cluster and the sensates experience the world in a way that is completely new and fascinating to all of them. Drama with a serving of wacky perspective shenanigans, hurt/comfort, and found family.

Roommate, a Daredevil g/t fic that focuses on Finch - a borrower who moved into Matt's apartment - and Matt trying to coexist and all the trials and tribulations that follow. Hesitant roommates become tentative friends as Finch pretends they don't give a damn about a human and Matt's desire to protect who he can slowly turns him into a mother hen. Angst, dry humour, reluctant (platonic) bonding, and some trauma sprinkled on top.

Little Devil, a Lucifer (tv) g/t fic centred on Lex, a lone tween borrower who, unfortunately, becomes the Devil's newest interest when he catches her. Despite Lucifer's general dislike of children and complete disregard of boundaries, Lex latches on to the only adult in her life and Lucifer is bamboozled into the role of an unwitting father figure for a girl that is smaller than his hand. Found family/accidental baby acquisition. Lucifer is Lucifer, in which he grows as a person thanks to the people around him; expect lots of drama and feelings.

TUMBLR:

Itty Bitty Brains || latest chapter (3) || chapter 4 snippet

Roommate || latest chapter (2) || in the cupboard (matt's pov) || the last straw || what is the horned figure? || long-ass post about matt feeling protective of finch || the glue trap

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐀𝐫𝐭 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

Itty Bitty Brains: Atom (old) || Atom, meet glass cup || doctor's little confidants (old) || Cav

Roommate: Goldfinch || terms and conditions

Hazbin Hotel: batsy oc sketches (batsy sketches the squeakuel) || catch her in the rye

Little Devil: lex got yoinked oh nooo

[dreepy-lex]

I drew!!! An alien!!!!!

Do you guys like it?

[stunie]

cw topic, whatever spoilers — ex: cw zevie, wind breaker spoilers

.recs — general recs tag, see masterlist here!

.favorites — stuff i re-read on a reg basis

eviewrites — writing tag

boost! , resources! — important stuff etc

🐇 — text ! — my thoughts, misc posts

🥠 — icymi ! — srbs

🗯️ — queued ! — rbs (usually when i’m asleep)

🦢— mail ! — all asks

art! — alllllll the art, selfship art from others too

evie’s treasures — made this for me hehe :> cute stuff

use 🤍 from: name !

adlery, ai, aki, amor, ands, april, ares, aria, ash, audrey, awea, bambi, bee, bitti, candy, carina, cherie, cid, coco, cotton, crys, danyl, des, em, em!, eve, euphie, flora, foxx, hana, hazel, honey, io, jasper, kady, kai, kaze, kiki, kisa, kruin, lena, lex, lin, logan, lu, luma, macaroni, manu, marena, mari, maru, marquie, megumi, melody, melon, mii, mino, minx, miu, mothe, neha, nie, nina, nyx, oakie, paradis, riri, risu, romy, roxy, rye, rylie, ryu, salem, sam, scarlet, sen, skipps, sua, suki, tea, tea!, tuva, venus, venus!, vera, vie, violet, ume, whimsy, yam, ying, yue, zebra, zen, zoya

use 🤍 from: emoji ! ⊹ the link in each emoji just leads to their own tag. it’s for me to show each anon posts i think they’d like! this is coming soon… im really busy right now rip ):

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[dreepy-lex]

Mama and Papa say skitties are for girls. Would you like to know about space?

Hello! I'm [REDACTED]!!! Do you like spaceships!!! Or aliens!!!

@dreepy-lex

Hello, I’m M! I think space is pretty cool, but I don’t really know anything about it from outside of school. Have you read Warrior Skitties?