#lewises

[luzzarm]

"The Dean Martins, Jerry Lewises, Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh at Jerry's birthday party. Stills from home movie take-off on 'Sunset Boulevard'"

1951

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PHOTOPLAY MAGAZINE - June 1951:

Party Pranks: Have to tell you about the hilarious birthday party that Jerry's cute wife Patti gave for him. The reason it was so rib-splitting was because, a few nights before, Jerry and Dean, plus Janet Leigh, Tony Curtis, song-writer Mack Davis and a few chums had produced, acted, directed and generally "messed up" their version of a burlesque of "Sunset Boulevard". The Martin-Lewis film is titled "Fairfax Avenue" (that's not one of the Hollywood's swankier streets) and on this particular evening, after dinner, the film was flashed on the family screen for the forty guests. We just wish we had space to go into details about how funny a picture it was. Actually, this isn't the first one the boys had made. But maybe someday you'll see them in theaters. And you'll be surprised how many big stars (aside from Janet and Tony who just love "working" in them) have participated in the fun.

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[cmgirlie]

funny how i whenever someone has the same first name as me (or the equivalent name in another language) im like :))) we are Brothers but remembering punk has my second name makes me want to throttle him

[brownvenus]

They really wacked up Jackson's character development this season

[lewising]

rebranded <3

ricuntardo ——> lewising

[uluvjay]

How I think F1 drivers would kiss you…

|LEWIS HAMILTON |. Lewises kisses make you feel like you’re on top of the world, the way he moves his lips against yours makes everything else fade away. His hands usually find themselves cupping your cheeks, cradling the back of your head, or resting on your waist. He’s also a lover of hand kisses, more specifically placing kisses on your ring finger with the promise of one day marrying you.

After a bad race this man doesn’t even give you the chance to speak before he has you pressed against him with your lips locked in a hot kiss. His large tattooed hand comes to tangle in your hair as his tongue fights against yours, and next thing you know he has you bent over his massage table…

| MAX VERSTAPPEN | His everyday kisses are the kind that have you blushing and butterflies fluttering in your stomach. He holds you by the chin or places a gentle hand on the back of your neck and pulls you in. He always dips back in for one more after initially pulling away because he can never get enough of you.

Now if he’s pissed after a bad race his grip is much stronger, there’s no escaping his bruising kiss. He enjoys nipping at your lower lip and allowing you no chance at taking over the kiss. He’ll keep you pinned against his body until he has you begging him for something more..

| LANDO NORRIS | His kisses are HOT, there’s never a time where he doesn’t slip his tongue in your mouth even when he’s rushing. His hands are glued to your ass, he’s gripping and groping the entire time, he feels like unless he works a small whimper from you then he didn’t kiss you good enough. Sometimes when he’s feeling cheeky he’ll allow his hands to travel up under your shirt to feel your skin and run his thumbs along the bottom of your bra. And while he’ll never admit it out loud he loves when you sit on his lap and he gets to kiss you and feel up on you for as long as he pleases.

Now if it’s after a bad race his kisses don’t change much but his handling does, his hands are tangled in your hair or resting at the base of your throat and he squeezes just enough to earn himself a moan from you. He has you pinned somewhere, either a wall of his drivers room or on the couch as he balances over you with his body rutting into yours.

| CHARLES LECLERC | Charles kisses you like you’re gonna disappear, he’s obsessed with loving on you, his lips move so softly against your own. His hands are usually tangled in your hair or cradling your cheeks, and he lovesss rubbing his nose against yours before completely pulling away. He is not a fan of quick pecks, he doesn’t care how late he’s running he will always have time to give you a proper kiss.

After a bad race he quite literally seeks out a kiss from you, he’ll hold you close with a firm hand cupping the back of your neck as he locks your lips. They move a bit more rough but still slow, he’s had to go all that time without being to kiss you and he’s not going to rush it.

| LANCE STROLL | This man’s hand placement is perfection, when he kisses you it’s slow and intimate, his hands are either both rested on your waist or one is settled there while the other cups your cheek. His kisses make you feel like it’s your first kiss every time, he doesn’t even have to say he loves you because you can feel it in the way he kisses you.

Now if it’s after a bad race his whole demeanor changes, his kisses become rough and fast, your teeth are clashing as his hand rests on the base of your throat and he purposefully places his thigh between your legs.

| ALEX ALBON | He kisses you with nothing but love, he absolutely loves to kiss your cheeks and side of your head, it’s his go to spot as you pull away from a hug. But don’t underestimate him, he leaves you breathless and chasing after his lips when he kisses you. He likes to hold and stroke your cheek with his thumb as he kisses you, he enjoys feeling your cheeks heat up under his hand.

Now if it’s a bad race he has you pinned to a wall as he kisses you hard, his hand has moved from your cheek into your hair as he tangles his fingers in your locks. His lips move feverishly against yours as he does his best to forget what just happened out on the track.

| OSCAR PIASTRI |. Oscar’s kisses are a bit more light but nonetheless loving, he enjoys placing a sweet kiss to your lips that makes your heart flutter and blush tint your cheeks. His hand placement is top tier, they always find themselves on your waist, hips, lower back, sometimes even slips a hand into your back pocket, and he always strokes your hair as you two finally pull apart.

After a bad race I don’t think he gets rough, he’ll definitely sit you on his massage table and stand between your thighs or pull you onto his lap as you fall into a small make out sesh. He’ll mark you up a little but it’s usually only where his eyes can see.

| LOGAN SARGEANT |. His kisses are soft but intimate, he pours all of his love into kissing you and doesn’t pull away until you are both in need of air. He loves kissing your forehead so much so that it’s become a pre-race ritual for you two and he looks forward to it every single race. He is also a big lover of hand kisses, he loves trailing his lips along your knuckles.

After a bad race he allows you to take control, he’ll pull you on his lap and let you make everything better. He loves holding you close by your waist as you trail your lips along his face before finally attaching your lips in a slow and comforting make out.

| DANIEL RICCIARDO |. Daniel loves kissing you, it’s one of his favorite activities. He always finds himself smiling brightly into a kiss leading him to pulling away from your lips and trailing kisses all over your face instead. He loves holding you close by your waist and often times it ends up with you two hugging while he kisses your sweet spot and whispers sweet nothings in your ear.

Now after a bad race he switches, his lips are rough against yours as he has a tight grip on your hair, head pulled back as he trails kisses all over the column of your throat before trailing them back up and keeping you locked in a hot and heavy make out.

| CARLOS SAINZ |. Carlos kisses are typically soft and quick, he’s not big on making out unless you’re both in the mood but best believe his hand placement is good. He usually rests a hand on your waist or bum as he pulls you close and places a series of small pecks to your lips, sometimes he’ll pull you in close with a hand on the back of your neck but it’s not his go to.

After a bad race kissing your lips isn’t really on his mind, he’ll trap you against the wall of his drivers room and trail kisses from your lips down your body until he has you whimpering and withering for him.

[formulanni]

Assorted Lewises!!!!

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[blorbocedes]

I really really appreciate your role as brocedes herstorian please never stop but I'm gonna be fr every new fact I learn about them gives me 1000 psychic damage

Lewis learned unicycling because he saw Nico riding one and got competitive about it and mastered it in 2 hours. Then they cycled along the karting paddock together

something they can both still do

here's lewis talking about it on James Corden referring to "some kid" cause classic lewisism like we know who the kid is 😭

and the kicker is lewis's dad has a photo of them unicycling when they were 13 🥹

[jewsinfandoms]

Why There Is No Jewish Narnia

"So why don’t Jews write more fantasy literature? And a different, deeper but related question: why are there no works of modern fantasy that are profoundly Jewish in the way that, say, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Christian? Why no Jewish Lewises, and why no Jewish Narnias?"

An article by By Michael Weingrad

[kaserolly]

TOOK ME AGES TO REALISE THIS IS A LEWIS CAPALDI REFERENCE WTFFF 😭😭😭 I MISS LISTENING TO HIM :((((

@/mercedesamgf1 Spanish GP starts here. Wish Us The Best, Team. 😉

[hayannoran]

Obari tweeted abt a hypothetical evil bravern (kuro bravern) so Twitter is having a field day drawing evil braverns and lewises. Joining in on the fun

[margoshamangolord]

IT'S BRAVERN THURSDAY BABY. THEORY TIME

(SPOILERS) I watched the ninth episode of Bravern twice in a row (I want a third time) and I am BURNING WITH EMOTIONS.

So. We confirmed the theory that Bravern is Smith, and even the crazy conclusion that Bravern is in some sense a kid/descendant of Smith and Knuth (or I watched with my ass?? in general, after watching i thought he used her power in some way for this to happen)

This answered some questions and created new ones. Let's say, how did Bravern know Isami's name in the first episode, is Bravern a deathdrive and who is he anyway.

But then who is the Lewis Smith we have seen throughout all the previous episodes? Where did Bravern come from if Smith had not yet died there and how did he even return in time?

We still haven't been told what the rest of the Deathdrives need and who they really are. Knuth's true goal was to merge with Smith, but he did not agree in this world. If he was Bravern from the beginning and was there with himself, then perhaps it's like a loop: the Lewises die and become the new Braverns. So, maybe there is a universe in which Bravern did not appear at all?

If he had agreed to merge with Knuth, then this would have collapsed the loop and Bravern would not have appeared in the next universe, and both worlds would have died - the first because of Isami's despair and the victory of Vanitas and Pessimism over Bravern, and the second because of for Deathdrive attacks and Bravern's absence

Maybe the Lewis and Bravern loop is Knuth's selfish wish? She said that she rewinded time over and over again, "repeating their tryst”(or something like that). Perhaps the moment of Bravern's appearance was the very “tryst” that she repeated? Killing and reviving Lewis again and again for the sake of this feeling? The loop can't end there every time

FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A FUNNY ANIME COMEDY WITH A FUNNY HUMANPHILE ROBOT AND THERE IS THINGS HAPPENING NO WORSE THAN EVANGELION. I SHAKED AND NEARLY CRIED WHILE I WATCHED THIS SERIES I WAITED A WHOLE 168 HOURS (!!!) IT WAS UNBEARABLE

THIS IS HYPERFIX

I will miss Lewis TERRIBLY. But I know that he will remain with him, in a different form though, and that there would be no other way out, but they will still be together and will be able to fulfill the promise. He was destined to this for Isami's sake every time

Other notes:

—Knuth's VA performed MAGICALLY, just LISTEN TO THIS WHAT HER VOICE HAS

—The voice actor of Vanitas is no worse 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏HE HAS SUCH A GREAT LAUGHTER

AND AT THE END, WHEN HE MOANS IN DEATH, I NEARLY DIED MYSELF. SO MUCH EMOTION

—I’m shocked by how they changed the design of Bravern and it reminds me of the changes to Optimus from the third season of TFP. Bro went to the gym

—I realized that I prefer original to Russian voice acting because Japanese actors are not shy about YELLING.

—LULU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

—Lewis flies naked and glows as if he was censored

Overall I'm shocked

[forbiddenmoss]

Ok but imagine Shane knows about Marnie and Lewis and he HATES it. Marnie deserves better . He hates seeing Marnie being used like that but it's a sore spot he cannot bring up. Seeing Lewises lucky shorts just made him so angry.

The shorts finally disappeared from her room which gives him hope it's over between them and Marnie knows she deserves better.

That is till he sees Lewis shorts in a box at the farmers house. He a disgusted at the thought and ready to give Lewis shit.

That is till the famer shows Shane the flyer from the mayor paying them to get the shorts. How angry that made the famer feel. That's why you took the shorts and are going to put them in the soup at the lua. Well that's when Shane fell in love and suggested displaying the shorts in your box at the farmers market for all to see.

No one messes with marnies emotions and now Shane has a partner in crime.

[sage-nebula]

Here she is making out with Alice Kim-Lewis (or I guess just Alice Kim because she convinced Alice to leave her husband) in front of Bob Pancakes after she convinced Bob to leave his wife Eliza to be with her, only to break up with him the very next day, moments before this happened.

I decided to create an evil sim in Sims 4 for funsies and so far she has:

Hooked up with Nancy Landgraab

Hooked up with Nancy in front of Nancy's husband Geoffrey

This made Geoffrey so angry he died

Moved into the Landgraab house

Mocked the Landgraab teen, Malcom, about banging his mom and killing his dad

Visited the Caliente household and harassed Nina(?) until they fought and became enemies

Cheated on Nancy with Don Lothario

Cheated on Nancy with Don in Nancy's bed. In front of her.

Denied cheating on Nancy when accused

Cheated on Nancy in front of her with Don again

Broke up with Nancy

Murdered Malcom because she was sick of his teenage grudge

Her name is Cassandra Morrissey and she is perhaps the most evil sim to ever grace the world, god bless.

[gayferrari]

>i refuse to believe lewis is good at sex

i was thinking about this when you made the r63 crossover tierlist with lewis in the “would fuck his female self” tier. Like that’s absolutely correct and i think everyone else would be extremely jealous but what they don’t know is that it was actually extremely mid and both lewises lied about it after for ego reasons

Lewis is just like... he's so hot, his style is fire, he walks like he's got a huge dicks and we all know it (we do. we've seen him adjust it) he's filthy rich and he's a dog dad. WHEN was the last time anyone made him work for it?

He would fuck his female self but crossover sex Lewis x f!Lewis would be so hot and so mid 😞

[l00n3ym00n3y]

Y’all really liked my most recent drag Lewis art so I made some Verosika Mayday Lewises because you know he would slay those

[milflewis]

write me something soft

"Eh." Carlos is squinting at him. It is a very Carlos sound. His hair is long and even his ankles are tanned where the hem of his jeans stop and the tops of his socks start. It is a very Carlos look. "Are you going to speak, Charles?"

He says Charles's name like he sometimes does; dragging out the Sharl and forgetting the 's'.

"Um, yes," Charles says. He stops. "You fucked Lewis? Lewis Lewis? Our Lewis?" He helplessly moves his hands like he's holding onto a scooter.

Carlos glares at him. "How many Lewises do you know?"

"I don't know! I am not loving them!"

Carlos's eyebrows are very high on his forehead. "Who said love?"

Charles blinks. He swallows thickly. His throat is dry. "Um." He shakes his head. "No, no, do not. You slept with Lewis!"

Carlos rolls his eyes at him. "You are only mad because I did it first."

Charles shoves at him. His shoulder is quite solid. "You said you would stop! You already had Fernando and Seb, you didn't need Lewis too."