#lets be real for a minute guys:
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supernova idiots supercut
#worsties <3#i could watch another 1000 episodes of just these three + clown music#there's something about rivals that are incredibly invested in keeping eachother alive that hits just right#REALLY pushing it to get this under 10 minutes#absolutely devastated that this is the last we'll see of kidd and law for a long time#hoping beyond hope that one piece endgame will have these cunts working together again#lets be real for a minute guys:#law is nothing but cold tough exterior thinly veiling a bleeding heart underneath. (not to mention his weird cora-induced saviour complex)#kidd has a penchant for befriending violent anti-establishment outcasts. both of which the straw hats and the heart pirates fall under.#and luffy is The endearing idiot that has this magnetising effect on people that's impossible to resist#did someone say three-way alliance#one piece#CJ's op watch-through#op#supernova trio#eustass kid#trafalgar law#wano spoilers#monkey d. luffy#straw hat luffy#kidlaw#worst generation#one piece spoilers#roronoa zoro#eustass kidd#captain trio#kidlawlu#kidlu#lawlu#jimbei
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x-nyan: first clan
Wolverine and Nightcrawler
Angel
Mystique and Juggernaut
Darwin
Sabretooth
Forge, Jubilee, and Dazzler
Cable and Deadpool
Kitty Pryde
Storm, Psylocke, and Havok
Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch
Beak, Callisto, and Caliban
#razpost#my art#warriors#marvel#x men#jesus let's tag all these guys#iceman#bobby drake#hank mccoy#beast#jean grey#professor x#charles xavier#scott summers#cyclops#magneto#erik lensherr#toad#whats toad's name again? haw would know uhhh#oh yeah#mortimer toynbee#rogue#anna marie darkholme#gambit#remy lebeau#emma frost#i don't know why i feel the need to tag superhero names and real names but it matters to me#anyways. i drew the first piece while watching the new lindsay ellis x men video and then there were 40 more minutes so i drew more#the ''plot'' is that shinestar is one of the last two clan cats along with his ex silverstar and they recruit a bunch of kittypets#and rogues to beef with each other - aka the plot of x men
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In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.
#argylle#argylle spoilers#my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss#there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom#i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media#the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol#i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch#but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself#while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her#this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with#don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude#like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol
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masochist gojo. gojo who's in love with pain, so much that it feels like pleasure, he can barely distinguish between the two anymore.
gojo who's so starved for touch. who's had an infinite space between himself and the whole world for so long, for so many years, every day in and day out.
gojo who's survived off glancing presses when a barista hands him a coffee, the rare hug from his students (who are mostly orphans) that he can't bring himself to decline.
gojo who craves more but can't bring himself to accept it except in fleeting moments with strangers or students.
his hands that long to be held. he wants it so bad that he teases a cursed spirit, laces his fingers with its own, right before he utterly crushes the being in battle, untouchable all over again.
gojo whose skin is hungry for someone else's. he hasn't felt the warmth of a hand in his own in so long. not since - since his youth.
gojo who sometimes wishes he could get hit. who sees the impact of curse techniques on his infinity and feels a wild, strange desire for them to go straight through and strike him.
he imagines it, vividly, being impaled by a long spear (inverted spear) that goes straight through him. how it would lance his flesh so cleanly.
being struck so hard, across the face, in the stomach, enough to knock the wind out of him.
enough to feel it with his whole body.
gojo who wants to be touched so bad he doesn't even care if it hurts anymore. infinity couldn't protect him from geto's betrayal.
gojo who keeps infinity up not because he doesn't want to get hit, but because he's terrified of what he might do when it happens.
gojo who got hard whenever geto sparred with him. he still doesn't know if it was because of geto, or because he had no infinity back then, no way to block the strikes.
he dreams of his youth. bruises littering his pale, pretty form like kisses, proof that he was human, there, that there was someone who could reach him.
dark purple things that turned pretty colors as they healed. he remembers pressing into them, relishing the hurt, feeling like he was getting hit (touched, reached, connected) all over again.
nothing ever touches him again. not like that. not like anything.
he never feels it. he never feels anything.
satoru gojo who wants, so very very badly, to feel something.
pain is a choice for him, always a choice. he alone has the privilege of deciding whether or not anything can touch him.
he could try to let more strangers touch him. one night stands, discreet arrangements. he had a pretty face and a body to match. there was no shortage of willing partners.
he lets them touch him, lets them hurt him. lets them drool over his body and use it at their leisure. they tell him he's beautiful, and he believes them.
white hair, blue eyes, sprawled out with a lean, unmarred body full of bare flesh for them to bite and scratch and bruise. he finds people who will do it, do it hard, fuck him up until he's lost entirely in the feeling of being touched, having someone against him, with him, above him.
it makes him feel like a piece of meat. it makes him feel good.
or he thinks it does, anyways.
sometimes, when he's gone particularly long without sleep, when his partner has gone particularly hard, he gets a real rush.
heart racing out of his chest. a cold sweat that overwhelms him. breaths coming in labored gasps. he can heal himself, he's physically fine, so this must all be in his head.
he acknowledges that information, distantly, like it's not happening to him. it doesn't help.
it feels like part of his body has been ripped away from him, something vital and important, and it's about to get up and run away.
always, always, it happens when his partner is no longer touching him. when he lays alone in the sheets, by his own volition, because of course these partners are not meant to be attachments.
love is not a privilege, though, not for the strongest sorcerer. it's a curse.
it's the only curse which infinity cannot protect him from.
so gojo stays untouchable. distant.
but the hunger doesn't go away. never.
he likes to imagine that suguru swallowed this one last curse before he died. something sweet and bitter, like losses at the arcade, sunny days at the beach, walking together with shoko, nanami, haibara.
but even suguru couldn't have absorbed this curse. it's in his bones, deep, longing and wanting even after he's dead and gone.
gojo is hungry. he is so, so hungry. and he has nothing to eat that will not leave him just as empty as before.
touch-starved. love-starved. pain-craving.
if someone could hurt him then it wouldn't matter that he was terrified of attachment. they could latch onto him, into his heart, under his skin. bury themselves in his chest like they belonged.
they could kill a hundred and twelve people and it wouldn't matter, because he wouldn't be able to kill them.
gojo is hungry, so hungry.
please feed him.
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen gojo#satoru gojo#gojo smut#gojo character study (?)#touch-starved gojo MY LOVE#i refuse to believe this gojo is not canon#light stsg but when is a gojo fic NOT hinting at stsg#gojo x geto#gojo x jogo? less unlikely than you think#okay i lied he doesn't REALLY want to fuck jogo - he's just really really pathetic#gojo is just a silly little guy but he is actually a sad clown who annoys people to avoid emotional intimacy#tw: mental health#gojo is coping and he is coping POORLY#it's building up to gojo x reader but that would be a lot for a piece i wrote in thirty minutes so it ends here (for now?)#stay tuned for masochist sukvna because let me tell you. ALL my favorite men are masochists. thats simply canon i dont make the rules#he's begging you please hurt him. please show him he can touch another human being. please remind him he's real.#tw: panic attack
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i really want a story in which tim and lois get up to snoopery, sneakery, spying, and shenanigans together. i don't have a plot for this yet but i want it so bad. lois would be such an enabler to tim and i want to see it!!!! they're both nosy little bastards with an inability to stay in their own lanes (ha) or to sit idly by when they perceive they can do something about a problem!! i need them to get up to something together...
#my vision is that tim interns with lois for a semester or something and there's so much office gossip bc lois NEVER takes interns#they meet tim and he seems like a polite nice little guy. unassuming. what did lois make an exception for him for???#and then toyman sends a small army of toy soldiers with real guns into a shopping mall and lois goes CMON TIM and tim.#instead of going YOU WANT TO RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT???#goes Let's take my car it'll get us there faster!!!#and cat grant and jimmy olsen just stare at each other over the coffeemaker for a minute and then (in very different tones of voice)#just say in unison ''oh boy. there's two of them...''#rimi talks#tim#lois#ft. background kon and clark going hmm. two of them. yup there they go. should we--? yeah probably okay let's go
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funniest tmbg song to me. three and a half minutes of utter terror about this thing
#ignore me#they might be giants#[wayne voice] IT'S BUGS! IT'S BUGS!!! IT'S MOTHS!!!!!!!#i have followup questions about manhouse. whenever he has a minute for followup questions.#honestly i'll let catbug slide i think that's the guy from that one cartoon#but manhouse? hey mr john linnell sir? manhouse? can i just real quick ask? about manhouse?#'neither one is equal to the challe ge of the freak we'll' is a goooooood fucking line. good rhyme. slides off the tongue like butter.#is that a good metaphor? who knows. it's past my bedtime. nighty night!
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anya if only your voice was heard
#shes the goat lets be real#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#im still thinking of my impressions of evryone i js know she deserved to be fucking listened to#this is like a 3 minute sketch but i already really like drsawing her especially her eyes#i didnt get her nose right its too small i think im trying to break out of the anime artstyle to draw these guys
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texts with my father
#‘and makes them do crimes’ close!#he typed for 3 minutes and then just sent ‘Kyle Gallner’#just real asf#‘our guy’ lol i love him#I’ll let you know his passenger thoughts he’s a big movie guy#i did watch dia for the first time with my parents and sister so#clearly he’s chilling#kyle gallner
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Excuse me, sir.
But what EXACTLY are YOU staring at???🤨🤨🤨🤨
#timebomb#ekkojinx#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#arcane#my post#shitpost#Firelight:HELP!!!#Ekko:Hold on Mike. Let me assess the situation here (checks out Jinx ass) Damn👀🫦🥵#And if Vi wasn't there then how long would they kept staring at each other???#Asking the REAL questions here#Also crying scoob😭 Why tf didn't he HELP that guy??? He stood there for a good minute😭😭😭#same when Jinx made her appearance on the cargo ship and when she held that pink girls wrist😭😭😭#EKKO!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!😭🤣
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based on a real interaction
Dazai: hey, Atsushi can you take a video of me?
Atsushi: sure what do you want me to take a video of, Dazai-san?
Dazai: I want you to take a video of me jumping off this bridge into the water.
Atsushi: HUH?!?
Dazai: don’t worry! I jumped off this bridge before!
Atsushi: how exactly is that supposed to make me worry less?
Dazai: I even tested how shallow the water is!
Atsushi: you mean, you tested out that the water isn’t too shallow, right?
Dazai: …
Atsushi: RIGHT?
#I wanted to draw this but there is too much going on rn#based on a real interaction as in today a guy interrupted a date with my gf for this request ._.#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#osamu dazai#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bsd incorrect quotes#the bridge isn’t too tall but still tall enough for us to be concerned#we did in fact not take the video.#the river he wanted to jump into is a river in a pretty big city and isn’t known for its’ cleanliness :(#also the bridge is right next to a playground. two children stopped to watch someone else take the video of him jumping into the river.#afterwards he stopped other people for a second video#my gf and I both thought this is something Dazai would do. So here is the post#only the last part is a bit altered. he allegedly did check beforehand that the water is deep enough.#10 minutes later a whole other guy just sat on the edge of the bridge letting his feet casually dangle and enjoying the setting sun#I would have been more concerned if I didn’t see this other guy survive the jump twice 10 mins earlier
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There’s this pretty big disparity I’ve noticed between how nolan (omniman) is interpreted in mainstream stuff vs his like actual character in both show/comic
Fanon nolan interpretation:
-doesn’t feel remorse or empathy
-oh he’s soooo cool he’s so swag and smooth talking
-genuinely doesn’t care for his son esp not his wife
-never cared for the guardians
-you don’t get it he’s actually right guys!! Genocide good!
-this also ties in with just reducing mark to the “guy who gets beat up nonstop” and debbie to “the pet”
-they definitely think this version of nolan abides by human bigotry shit like sexism
Canon nolan (according to show and comic):
-oblivious to A LOT of social cues and overall very socially inept (very blunt and dry tone of voice so he always sounds kinda mad even if he isn’t)
-actually cares about his family and friends but has trouble expressing it verbally, more show than tell
-cared ab the guardians and they were his friends but he repressed the hell out of what he did bc of guilt (and he’s dumb)
-says things like “curses” and “moon it up”
-monologues a bunch like holy shit
-very physically affectionate with the people he’s v close too (he also smiles guys!)
-makes jokes without trying (kinda hard to catch bc of the deadpan tone at times)
-would realistically be confused by earth’s own forms of bigotry and shit
-bookworm and wrote and documented things even before becoming a writer on earth!
-feels extreme remorse and guilt for his past actions but again has trouble showing it
#invincible#invincible show#nolan grayson#omniman#omni man#invincible comic#like i get it that a lot of the weird interpretations are dudebros projecting their toxic masculinity fantasies into him#but it’s no less fucking annoying#it’s easy for people to do this bc he’s a v stereotypical masculine guy#he’s tall w a deep voice and a angular face and built like a brick wall#but man it’s no less weird seeing ppl just say ‘yea he would totally do earth bigotry’#like guys he’s an asshole but let’s be real for a minute ….#he probably doesn’t even know how to file a tax or drive a car#there is so much he would have to learn that earth prejudice would be something he just discards#anyways giant ramble over I literally copied and pasted this from what I said on discord w my friends but yea#sorry for being a nolan enjoyer guys#text post#cris rant
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I improved my morning alarm
#It was just Heat of the Moment#but *now* it's Heat of the Moment + Dean#and I now will let it go off *solely* so I can fill in the dialogue as Sam XD#If I don't have it memorized after spending almost 40 minutes editing this together I'll be thoroughly dissapointed#If I wake up and its Tuesday again I'll be frusterated but also *religiously* hunting for Gabriel#I bet he was one of the guys who came into the pet store today#sorry I'm getting ahead of myself there lol#WAIT#nononono what if he's my boss#hear me out#ok so I was complaining about not being able to be a hunter because 90% of monsters don't even exist in this world#THE NEXT DAY I have my first shift at the pet store#and let me tell you: that place is HAUNTED#flickering lights; weird sounds; cold spots; objects moving on their own. All of it.#This might be a little crazy but if Gabriel was going to be impersonating *somebody* in my life rn it would be my boss#and if I wake up in a time loop then I already figured it out. I win. And if that's the case: I bet the haunting is fake#If I don't wake up in a time loop I'm actually going to be more disappointed than if I do#I want an excuse to be able to tell my mom “yesterday was tuesday right? but today is tuesday too”#and then she's going to tell me I'm lying so after enough loops I'm just going to start saying all the same words as her at the same time#ohmygod and that would be SUCH a Gabriel thing to do actually#ok so my mom is a Sam Girl and I'm a Dean Girl so having us in the oposite characters' situations would be really funny#especially because I *really* don't like Sam that much#Guys trust if Gabriel was real he'd have a golden opportunity sitting at his feet right now#omg I love this#idle speaks#supernatural#spn#spn gabriel#dean winchester#sam winchester
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the silly door creature needs therapy so i gave him a warm blankie and some hot choccy
#i just listened to mag 47 if you couldnt tell#my little man#i'm just SO sad for him guys#a list of things that this man has done so far:#agreed that 'michael' is a real name#about two minutes after that stated that 'there is no such thing as real name'#apologized to jon for not being good at talking about himself#APOLOGIZED!!!#declared that he doesn't see himself as enough of a person to be considered a 'who'#AND LET'S NOT FORGET HIS MONOTONE VOICE HE IS SO SAD MY HEART#real tags ->#my art#art#tma#michael the distortion#jon sims#jon the archivist
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He was in my brain and needed out
#been listening to Russian roulette by Porter robinson and… it’s so him.. at this point I have a whole pmv idea in my head I’d love to make#but the song is 6 minutes that will not happen#<\3#so here’s a drawing instead#no real meaning just the guy#let him see the wonders#shadowsight#shadowpaw#warriors#Warrior cats#a vision of shadows#the broken code#a starless clan#shadowclan#illustration
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Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this top ask your favorite mutuals. 💛
Tagged by @greypetrel <3 Thank you so much dear!! Hopefully the playlist I've chosen gets me diverse genres °-°''
"Unbroken (Hotel Baby)" by Monster Magnet
"Breaking Me Down" by Soil
"A Secret Place (2004 remastered)" by Megadeth
"Descent - Aftermath" from the DAI Descent DLC soundtrack
"Tooth Fairy" by Nanowar of Steel
...and it didn't. hahahah I mean, except the Descent suite which is like, my favorite soundtrack throughout the games << at risk of being controversial, I prefer it to the Trespasser one. They're both gorgeous of course, but I can't really command my preferences
I'm tagging: @underneathestars @daggerbean @layalu @m-bj @n7viper and whoever feels like sharing some music u-u
#tag memes#music#that album by soil is just tooo good#but let me be serious for a moment#the titan is the most frustrating boss in the games#corypheus is um#in italian we would say 'half a handjob'#a job that can't reach its conclusion and it's mediocre at best#difficulty speaking#like#with the titan you have limited space your warriors don't work unless their weapons have specific runes and the mages just go down in secon#s. I end up doing it solo every fucking time lmao#the first quarter of its red bar is empty and cassandra is already dead ankh is running and leaping like a fucking parkour athlete#and dorian is like 'umm perhaps I'll fall down the platform just for laughs and giggles'#last time I played descent my shoulders were so tense I had to stretch for 5 minutes lmao#corypheus was more challenging / intense in da2 nobody will change my mind#'because he's not the real villain gne gne'#yes he is???#HE IS THE MAIN VILLAIN OF THE GAME#we prepare for THAT battle solas is like the prequel of the next game <<#the guy was so underwhelming .-.#anyway end of rant have a cookie for your patience lol
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having a crush is like poison status effect whenever u have to think.
#my ocs#hello yes see i draw#I hate this so much ???????#what the fuck ??????#do u know how much effort I have to put in to not think about it. Like. Should I just kill myself at this point tbh.#and there’s people around me who are purposely trying to get a crush for like. Fun. Why.#this is psychological warfare.#though I guess their goals w crush is have one and never speak to him huh 💭 they just want a guy to think about when bored.#This happened to me by accident 💭 and I am. speaking to him often. I didn’t today though. hashtag winning 💪 (?)#I will get over it. I will speak to no one over midterms week and I will get so over him.#and then I will be so normal platonic about it.#this was supposed to happen in highschool I think I was supposed to get comfortable w this way earlier in life.#I don’t know I don’t care I just need to survive this at this point Jesus Christ.#and hey guess what I was just about to start gushing in this tag it snuck up on me wtf.#I do not want him. (<- affirmations)#I can never let anyone have my Tumblr or my art socials ever god imagine. Anyone seeing this.#it would suck so bad. Guys. I would have to kms.#why did I meet the most attractive and nicest and coolest guy immediately. why is this my first friend in 5 years.#sorry that is gushing huh. god this sucks so bad. I hate. having emotions.#well it’s not gushing it’s like objective fact people will not stop saying he’s won the genetic lottery to his face.#And I get crazy 2nd hand embarrassment every time but also not wrong.#they’re not wrong. ugh. killing myself.#guys why does every tag ramble end this way. guys. why. why am I becoming a real boy I want to be a puppet again actually.#ok. normal time 4 minutes left in movie clean bathroom then sneepy time and I will do so good not thinking about him and will sleep immedia
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