#let's break a record

[hersurvival]

Latest update:

Anchorage, Alaska is 6.4" away from becoming the snowiest season on record. Last year, our final snowfall was May 5th, so we have some time still.

As much as I would like this Winter to finally be over, we might as well hit the record first, you know?

[frownyalfred]

Jason finally giving into affection re: Bruce but he does it Mandalorian style. which is to say he headbutts Bruce so hard he breaks his nose and then presses their foreheads together while Bruce bleeds everywhere. somehow this is cathartic for them both.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: *Slamming hand on table* I understand we have our differences, but I need everyone in the cave. It's an emergency.

Jason: Screw you-

Dick: I don't think so-

Damain: Forward all inquires to someone who gives a da-

Tim: I'm busy so don't bother-

Bruce: It's about Alfred. He's in danger.

Batkids: I'll be there in ten minutes

Bruce: Hurry, I think the threat is coming over for dinner

Dick: Dinner?

Bruce through grinding teeth: Yes, Alfred apparently has a lover now. His name is Daniel Fenton.

Batkids outraged and overprotective: I'll make it look like an accident.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 313

You know what? Snake Danny. But not just any snake! Space naga. The world serpent, but literal- a moving galaxy, comets caught in the wakes of his movement, stars nestled between his scales. He’s like a giant cosmic LBM, wandering throughout time and space while he learns how to be an Ancient. 

He’s having fun! Learning so much and it’s a great way to chill for the weekends… er, or whenever he is seeing as sometimes Clockwork sends him off to not break a timeline or something. Who knows or cares, he was in space! 

Sometimes Tucker and Sam joined too, and honestly it’s all so much fun- especially now that they can make their own portals! C’mon he wants to check on this cool dimension he visited a while ago! 

[gurggggleburgle]

As a former horse girl I love the Binghorses drawn by @meltedmush because every weird and cryptid suggestion and art of them just existing makes me stop and go: no wait horses will just do that. Horses are so weird. Horse behavior is so much

Horses will just stare at you through a window and if they're smart they can figure out certain doors. There is a specific kind of surreal of watching a horse walk into your house that is both very cute and cursed. SQQ could totally wake up to a Binghorse having broken into his house and staring at him

Horses also are weird and poorly designed biologically so if they sit for too long they can actually crush their organs and won't be able to stand up again. So I can see SQQ fretting over a bingfoal and asking if they're okay. Also they don't have the ability to sense being full. It is completely possible for a horse to eat too much and die. So again fretting mother hen SQQ planning special Binghorse diet only for Binghorse to come back and drop a dead bird in front of him.

It is completely plausible that SQQ can look up one day and see a binghorse sitting in a tree. Both cows and horses will climb trees. Goats too. I don't know why. They just will. The horse loose in a hospital bit is funny because horses on their own will just do that. They do just end up in places. It feels absurd but it's true. Getting jumped scared by a Binghorse totally believable.

Imagine that SQQ sees a Binghorse with a broken leg! The death knell of any normal horse. He can frett over those beautiful terribly designed legs as Binghorse is kept suspended in a swing thing.

And then the moment you combine omnivore snatch hunter it gets even funnier because I'm certain a real horse would if it could. The fact that people are in any way convinced horses are just cute and sweet and not weird terrifying little horrors of biology will never not be funny.

[aroaceleovaldez]

why are PJO characters most consistently measured in scales of Michaels?

Like. this is some of the most specific height information we have out of most characters, besides maybe Percy being an inch shorter than Jason. The Michaels Scale...

[ashes-in-a-jar]

My feeling right now about the cast

[dazesanddoodles]

the navidson record is real in nightvale

[itsnobodysproblem]

Most Sherlock Holmes adaptations I've seen tend to place their Final Problem towards the mid point of the series (or even a bit earlier) - it's also in my opinion the best way of going about it, so you have time enough for the characters to adjust after the reunion but they know each other well enough for the events of Fina to be devastating.

Sherlock & Co is done with 20 of the adventures. How many are there? Fifty-something? Almost sixty? Let's say we'll be entering mid-point territory after the 25th story.

So let's pretend for a moment that we have 5 more stories until The Final Problem. Ok.

Estimating an adventure at 3 episodes each, that would mean little over 3 months - maybe 3 and a half? Starting, of course, from the end of Sign of Four, which will be somewhere in December.

So let's say 3, maybe 4 months into 2025. That would be, what? Late march, early april?

Early april?

John having to tell the listeners that Sherlock is dead, in early april?

Quick calendar searck reveals what I was praying it would - the 1st of april will be on a Tuesday next year.

So what I'm saying

What I'm saying is Sherlock &Co has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

[gotchibam]

Does anyone here draw in both desktop & mobile? I'm planning to get a galaxy tab at some point and since I don't really have any experience drawing on a (mobile) tablet, I'm curious abt how it feels to draw on one vs. drawing on pc w/ a graphic tablet 🤔

[bluecaeriart]

currently fighting for my life with this art block because i just wanna draw xvi

[silverislander]

day 28: mural

they really did look alike in the painting. caitlyn saw the line of vi's jaw in powder's, the way their mouths both set the same when they smile. it was hard to reconcile the girl in the firelight mural with the bright smile with vi as she is now, close to tears, tied to a chair. it's harder still to think of the woman standing in front of her, eyes blazing pink, knowing what she did to caitlyn, and connect her to the blue-haired child on the wall.

jinx doesn't look like she heard her. she looks like she hasn't really heard anyone all night. she sidles over to the table, jittering like she wants to fire again and caitlyn has a split second to decide if she's ready to take a life-

(caitlyn can still feel jinx's nails digging into her temples as she held her head in place, dragging the marker across her face like she wished it was a knife.)

and jinx sets the gun down, raising her hands in surrender.

"no." vi didn't even sound this desperate when caitlyn was breaking her out of prison. "no, no no."

caitlyn was an only child, and an exceptionally lonely one at that. she's never had siblings, doesn't know what that means, really, but something in jinx's eyes sparks, and the quick look she gives to vi before turning her gaze on caitlyn seems so... eager.

that's what makes the connection clear. there's the girl in vi's stories, there's the little tinkerer who was loved more than anything. this is the child who wanted nothing more than to be vi's sister.

something doesn't seem right, though. that little girl is there, and so is the love, but something else is too, something darker, someone willing to do anything if it means not sharing her toys.

that person is all caitlyn knows. that's all she wants to see.

there are five seconds of relief.

one.

caitlyn doesn't lower her own gun, but jinx is just standing there, not making any movement, looking for all the world like a terrified child.

the thought comes unbidden: could caitlyn actually bring herself to kill?

two.

the first time she'd shot a rabbit she'd cried for hours. her mother had rolled her eyes, but comforted her. her father had made rabbit stew for dinner, and caitlyn hadn't eaten a single bite.

three.

the rational part of her is screaming that this is not fair, that this is not how things are done. everyone deserves a fair trial, deserves mercy. the emotional part of her is looking at this shaking girl, looking at vi, pleading to lower the gun,

(her own rifle leaves a big enough exit wound in game. caitlyn knows enough about guns to know that this could tear a person apart.)

have a heart and let her go.

(but it's hard to forget the last few hours and everything jinx did to her.)

four.

caitlyn decides it doesn't matter. she doesn't need this to end in blood. all she needs is for jinx to believe it might.

lost in thought, she has one more millisecond to register that jinx's lip isn't trembling anymore.

she doesn't pick up on it fast enough.

[deus-ex-mona]

did aizo really switch the hand with which he was holding his microphone just to hold hands with yujiro like that?

[aashiyancha]

HI FELLAS I'M BACK!!!

Enjoy a lil doodle of the boys as I slowly ease us back into the world of my slightly au'd rf5 comic experience

[masonjarsmoments]

OMG ITS RACE WEEK (aka Sölden aka my queen is back aka its finally the start of the wintersport season)

[strawberryjamsara]

I hope this never goes away. I hope that in the future, when you Google Matt’s name, the first result to come up is his transphobia, and how he stalked and doxxed an innocent trans woman to another platform. I hope he gets sued for every penny he has by the waves of trans women unfairly terminated by his website. I hope, that even if Tumblr turns itself around, and stops nuking trans women, this man’s actions follow him for the rest of his life. I hope he’s seen on the street and recognized as a whiny transphobe who put people in danger because of his actions. I hope his reputation is forever tainted.