#let’s begin with the tapeworms

[2econd2ight2yd]

ha. haha. hahaha. hahahahahahaha. lucky for you, I am so normal, yes, so normal about will wood and his tapeworms. allow me to explain.

idk what a "will wood" is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

[swordmaid]

actually don’t really ship venus with anyone. I tried to do river’s romance but it doesn’t feel right for her I don’t think she’s the type to just settle down with someone. venus prefers on and off/ or fwb type of relationships than anything that requires commitment. she’s obsessed with chasing that image of the high roller, someone who’s so charming and sophisticated that leaves a string of lovers behind so committing to anyone is def gonna cramp her style

[sacredcyber]

I Think I Like When It Rains

A soft smutty SilverV oneshot, 3k words. A/n: fem V from a corpo background, nsfw.

The long trek towards her northside apartment was unusually silent and painfully dull. Normally Johnny's comments would be firing at a rapid pace. When can they start looking for Alt? Let him take control just for an evening, take a smoke break. Instead she found herself walking through night city alone, in the rain, shooting off random questions hoping it’d rouse him from whatever recess of her mind he’d hidden himself in. Nothing. No answers at all, not even a huff of frustration.

‘It’s fine.’ She thinks to herself. ‘It’ll be like that when he’s gone.’ And that thought brings out a burn in her throat. Something pained and sharp has burrowed itself in her chest and made itself home. V stops short at the corner about a block away, she leans against a light post and sighs.

‘You’re being weird again.’

It’s her voice but it’s not. The sudden realization dawns on her that Johnny could read her thoughts. It makes her feel exposed. She quickly runs the block home in the downpour, the rain soaking through her too big tank top and leather pants.

After fidgeting with the broken card reader, V stumbles inside her small apartment. The pink neon lighting and blue beaded curtains make it feel so homey, so lived in. She remembered the day she bought it, Johnny berated her about her lack of taste. V wanted to tell him about her luxury condo she had to give up when she got sacked, but a sudden wave of shame had washed over her and she simply answered with a small hum in agreement. Arasaka seems like a lifetime ago. Another life, another person, another V. Her Watson home was too painful to stay in after Jackie died, the memories of the both of them shooting the shit, Misty coming by after her shift with tacos and yakitori were all things of the past. The northside apartment had become like a sanctuary, she could be at peace here in this small shoebox of a room.

Just her, Nibbles and her tapeworm.

As she crosses the threshold, a friendly meow greets her. Nibbles jumps off the arcade cabinet and rolls on her back exposing her equally bald tummy. V chuckles and closes the door behind her, as she bends down to bless the feline with a generous scratch behind her ears, she can hear the familiar sound of Johnny’s static reappearing.

He groans and makes his way over towards the armory. V pretends not to notice him, not to be excited he’s left whatever shell he was in earlier. Instead she fishes out a pack of cat food for nibbles and walks over towards a small porcelain bowl.

Johnny immediately moves away and heads over to the bed, she watches him out of the corner of her eye. He’s a bit tense, wound up. As if he could sense her questioning gaze he simply lights up a cigarette. “I’m tired.”

“You’re tired?” V asks incredulously. Johnny’s static form stutters a bit as he shifts himself onto her small bed. “Well actually you’re tired. I’m just feeling it too.” He mumbles. V makes a face, this fucking guy. “I thought engrams don’t need to sleep?” She stands and walks over towards him, his legs planted firmly on the linoleum floor. A heavy sigh escapes his lips. “You really gonna fight me over this? Fuck V...” The bite he normally has in his voice is mostly gone, Johnny sounds exhausted, miserable. She sighs, the day's events hadn’t been easy on them, the sudden rainstorm plus the non working fast travel pods around the city only added to her frustration. If only her car wasn’t in the shop, she could have just driven home.

Nope, it was just her trudging through the rain. Now she’s home, dripping wet and muscles aching. V sighs, there’s no fight in her, hell she’s not even hungry. All she wants is a hot shower and sleep. “You can sleep with me tonight.” She mumbles. Johnny looks up as V begins to turn away, “ I know you don’t need to but…”

“But what?” He asks, ready to tease her. “Someone’s eager to get me into bed.” He observes her as she slips her boots off.

“You seem…I don’t know…off? Quiet maybe.” She says before disappearing into the bathroom. Johnny scoffs, before he knows it he’s in the bathroom ready to argue.

“As if I-“ he begins before he stops himself. V stands topless in front of the shower, her wet samurai top already on the ground, her hands on her pants zipper. She raises an eyebrow. “What? Never seen tits before?” She turns around and begins to remove her pants, Johnny knows he should fuck off right now, give her some kind of privacy. But something’s compelling him to stay, see what happens, V doesn’t seem to mind it.

“Wasn’t expecting to see yours.” He chuckles. “Didn’t know my little corpo rat was an exhibitionist is all.” V turns the shower on trying not to focus on the “my little corpo rat” comment, he notices the way her breasts jiggle a bit, they’re bigger than he’s used to, Johnnys always had a penchant for petite women, V’s musculature had been a bit of a turn off for him, recently he’s been rethinking that.

She turns to face him and something in Johnny’s chest tightens. She’s bare, with nothing but his tags on. Something about that does it for him, maybe it’s her lack of aggression or just how intimate it feels. “Not gonna take those off too?” He lifts his cybernetic hand and places his fingertip onto the tag, V can feel slight pressure there. She cocks her head a bit, “I’ve never taken them off.” She says following his wandering hand as it travels from the tags to her navel. She can feel him and she doesn’t know how or why, but she doesn’t want to think about it. She doesn’t want to ruin it.

V makes a motion with her hand, “You coming in?” Johnny is a bit stunned, he’s not used to V being so nonchalant about contact. Normally she’s very cagey about him being near her. He doesn’t blame her, especially since their meeting was terrible. He’s conflicted, but the need for touch is overwhelming. “You want me to?” He asks, hesitation sprinkles his words. V nods. ‘Yes’ she thinks and so he follows.

V stands under the hot shower, the steam feels so comforting, like a warm blanket hugging her. As she stretches she can feel her back bump into something solid. As she reaches back Johnny catches her hand, his ganic hand gently caresses hers. She hesitates but turns to face him, he’s there naked as the day he was born, only with the addition of that familiar blue static. She studies him, he’s definitely handsome, not that she wanted to admit that but something about his little grin tells her he already knows that. Her eyes wander from his dark brown eyes to his sloped nose down to his happy trail, she lifts her head to face him, not wanting to focus on the obvious.

“You look like you got questions.” He murmurs. V looks for her shampoo. “Can you feel the water?” He nods. “Yeah, feels nice, I guess it feels nice to you.” He moves to stand under the shower head, it merely goes through him but V supposes it adds to the experience.

She grabs the coconut shampoo and begins to work up a lather. Her back is towards him, “Where did you go?” She asked. Johnny notices a slight hitch in her voice, he watches as she scrubs her scalp. He steps in and replaces her hands with his, lightly massaging the product into her hair. “Can’t exactly go anywhere…” he avoids the question. V steps under the shower head, her back pressed against Johnny's chest. He watches as the shampoo runs over her breasts down her toned stomach. His hands move from her scalp to the sides of her waist, before he grabs her and presses her firmly against him, his mouth pressed against her ear.

V presses harder against him, he feels so real, so solid against her skin. The only difference is the lingering fuzziness he gives off, maybe it’s the static. “You…didn’t answer my question.” She manages to mumble out, Johnny simply hums “I’m here now.” His metal hand traces down from her collarbone in between her breasts. V wants to prod him, demand he tell her why he left her alone with her thoughts but his touches are so reverent, so gentle.

“I was angry.”

She turns to face him, Johnny’s brown eyes scan her face, he looks vulnerable, soft, uncomfortable. She grabs his ganic hand and presses her face against it, his thumb strokes her cheek. “Did I do something?” He simply shakes his head, everything pisses Johnny off to some extent. The shitty weather, his PTSD, the way Fuckin’ Takemura and River give her those looks when she’s not paying attention. V used to piss him off too, her selflessness, the way she’d always get involved in shit that didn’t concern her, her kindness. Her ability to just give parts of herself to anyone in need.

Now he’s before her, a starved man seeking it out for himself. He hesitates and leans down to press a gentle kiss to her lips. V slowly allows herself to be soft, to be open for him. Love isn’t something you come across in Night City, it’s something you buy for an hour or two. But this isn’t that, this is something else, something that’s needed by both of them.

His kisses are rough, they’re desperate for dominance, to lay a claim on her. She can feel how needy he is, the way his hands press into her bruised back, how his fingers find those sore spots and rub into them. V lets out small pained cries, as she opens her mouth Johnny simply probes deeper. He wants all her sounds and cries, all of them. The good and the bad.

“V…” he whispers, her bitten lips skimming over his down to his neck, she bites into him like forbidden fruit and such as original sin she knows she’s crossed over into temptation. That pained thing that burrowed into her earlier is now growing between her ribs and it flutters so gently she can barely breathe.

How strange.

Johnny grabs V’s face and pulls it to meet his gaze. He wants to see her, needs to see her face when he’s worshiping her. Her eyes are hazed over, glazed in want and desperate for release. He plants more swollen kisses on her lips. “Let’s go to bed.” He whispers hungrily. V turns off the shower and grabs a towel. “Let’s go to bed?” She begins to towel herself off. Johnny simply grins and reappears sitting on the bed, he can see her though the beaded curtains and even though he’s mapped out her curves and scars with his fingers it’s still exciting to see only bits of her behind the blue plastic beads. Like a private show meant only for him, something no one else can have.

Because how could they? No one knows her like he does, no one ever could.

V emerges from the bathroom, her hips sway a bit as she closes in on Johnny’s personal space. “Sit on the bed.” He whispers in that whiskey’d tone. She does as instructed and immediately he appears on the floor in front of her, kneeling. Johnny’s not used to being subservient, but it feels so natural with V, so easy. Like he doesn’t have to be that “rowdy asshole rockerboy” everyone wanted. He’s simply Johnny, touch starved, pent up, needy Johnny.

He slowly trails his fingers over V’s thighs, it makes her shiver under his touch. “Know how frustrating it is watching you play nice with a pig and a corpo dog?” His tone is dangerous with a veneer of playfulness. V raises herself up on her elbows, she watches as Johnny kneads her inner thighs.

“Has Johnny Silverhand always been the jealous type?”

He chuckles, “Possessive might be the better word.” He spreads her legs out further and places a wet kiss on her clit. Her hips buck into his face a bit. “Fuck…” she gasps out. Johnny chuckles “Not yet, I wanna have some fun first.”

His ganic fingers circle her entrance, she’s already wet and dewy but he’s never been one to half ass eating someone out. He doesn’t want to rush anything. “Thinkin’ real hard down there, silverhand?” V’s voice pulls him out of his thoughts. Her half lidded stare and the way she runs her fingers through his tangled hair makes him feel alive again.

“I need you to ride my face.” Before V can protest or tease, Johnny’s already teleported under her. He’s taken the liberty to spread her legs as she precariously balances over his face. She holds on to the wall in front of her. “I-I’ve never done thi-“ Johnny licks a swipe over her clit and she shudders.

“Just relax.” He says as plants a tender kiss on her entrance. “Don’t think, just do.” He presses her wet cunt onto his lips as he moves her hips in rhythm. V holds onto the wall in front of her trying to set a pace for herself, worried she might hurt him.

‘You won’t, trust me. Ride my fuckin face like a cowgirl.’

Before she can even ask what the hell that means, his tongue makes its way inside her. “Oh fuck yes…” she moans as her hips move against him, her clit brushing up against his nose and moustache. Johnny holds her down even tighter against his face, sucking and tongue fucking his way through his host. He wants to make her see stars, to become so undone by his mouth alone that even after death, she’s ruined by him.

“Johnny…john- I’m gonna…” her hips swivel in that familiar way, her pussy tightens around his tongue, she’s looking for it, searching for release. He removes his tongue and replaces it with his fingers relentlessly pounding into her. “Come on V just let it go baby…” he holds her hips and presses his lips onto her stomach as she fucks herself above him. “Goddamn…fuck yes yessss…” she sighs as her climax washes over her.

V wobbles a bit as her legs give out on her. Thankfully Johnny teleports and reappears to help steady herself. She’s on the precipice of sleep, yet it doesn’t stop her from trying to crawl into his lap. He laughs a bit “what are you doin’?” V presses up against him, his cock nestled between her puffy lips.

“I wanna sleep on you like this.” She moves her hips and positions his cock at her entrance. Johnny watches as V slides herself on his thick cock, his girth makes it sting so deliciously. Johnny grins and lays back in bed with V content and filled on his chest. He spreads her legs out over him and slowly fucks into her. He throbs with each stroke.

“This how you want me inside you every night?” He asks, his lips hovering over her ear as he caresses her sore lower back with his metal hand. “Get home from running around this city? Fixing everyone’s fuckin’ problems…” He whispers in her ear as he continues to slowly pump himself inside her. Agonizingly slow.

“That’s what you want right? You want someone to take care of you too.” He grips her hips and plunges himself deep into her core. V calls out for him, begging him to go faster but he relents. “Nah, I wanna savor this, wanna make sure it only fits me from now on.” He bites her harshly and with intent. Savoring the wet sounds they share between them.

“How do you think people would feel? Knowin’ Night City’s golden girl is getting dicked down by the dirty old man living in her head?” He punctuates his question with another harsh thrust. V mewls against him and sobs “t-they wouldn’t….get it!” His pace begins to pick up as he holds her down and fucks into her used hole.

“That’s right, they wouldn’t…but we get it, right baby?” His forehead touches hers as he continues to fuck into her.

“Y-yeah…”

“Yeah? Because we belong to each other. From the day I met you, you’ve been mine, all fuckin’ mine…” he grips her throat with his metal hand and keeps a brutal pace. It’s a strange feeling, the agony and ecstasy of relishing in unhinged coitus, of bearing your ugliness out on the same table you fuck your lover on. It’s liberating because he knows what she’s thinking. There’s no guessing games, he doesn’t feel any fear, no hesitation, just complete and utter synchronicity.

Johnny knows he’s needs it and fuck if V also needs this as well. So he fucks her hard into completion, into submission, into a promise. A silent accord, for as long as they have each other. To have and to hold, to fuck and to kill, however the hell people pledge themselves to each other in this day and age. His very soul belongs to her.

The silence between them is comforting, only the sounds of rain drizzling outside and nibbles playing with the beaded curtains next to the minibar. V slides over to lay on his ganic arm, his heartbeat, his warmth, feels real. She shuts her eyes tight and holds onto him for dear life, as if he’d disappear if she let him go.

A whisper floats through her mind, “I’m not going anywhere.” He promises. He can feel her smile and press herself closer to him, less out of fear and more out of need. He lays and watches the ceiling fade from view, letting sleep take him for the first time in over 50 years.

[aflairforthemelodramaticc]

HEY EVERYONE

name - you can call me just about anything as long as it's not feminine, but i usually go by axel, axe, alex, x, axey, ax, axl, excel, eks or dewey fightem (this is your fault nathan)

i'm transgender (ftm) but i go by any pronouns except she/her, and i'm debating they/them rn. i love being called by neos, please use fabulous and awesome neos like cut/cuts/cutself, blood/bloods/bloodself, etc. my main pronouns though are he/xem

i'm omnisexual! but i probably find you hot lets be honest

more yapping under the cut :3

TWS FOR MY POSTS:

• s/h (self harm)

• ED (eating disorders)

• suicide/suicidal thoughts

• if there's more PLEASE LET ME KNOW

people welcome:

• gays

• girls

• guys

• theys

• gendern't

• furries/therians/anthrotypes/otherkin (as long as you're not weird!!)

• idk bro if you're not on the naughty list you're allowed

people not welcome:

• racists

• homophobes

• transphobes

• zoophiles

• rapists/pedophiles

• people that support/find any of the above attractive

that's about it for bring stuff like that

shit i like:

bands/artists - boywithuke, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, will wood, panic! at the disco, my chemical romance, tx2, corpse, tally hall, yungblud

woohoo

entertainment idk - gravity falls, dsmp, video games, etc

facts about me:

• i have synesthesia

• i'm 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

• autism/adhd/anxiety/anything beginning with a

• probably have BPD and schizophrenia let's be real

things i'm comfortable with:

• asks - I LOVE ASKS

• DMs

• BEING TAGGED IN TAG GAMES

• uh most stuff like that <3

not comfortable with:

• political stuff

• nsfw in terms of sexual

• shit people (listed in unwelcome)

feel free to DM me if you want to vent, or you want friends, i love you all and i'm always here for people

family:

father: @jaydove-writes

mother: @starlightprincess98

wives: @nao-walks-into-poles, @glitterbombedshadow

wives pt.2: @d3l-t4co, @thankyouforthev3n0m

parents pt.2: @puppet200, @zeroisreallygood

gay best friend who's basically part of the family: @d3l-t4co

honourable mention: @thankyouforthev3n0m

also i finally made tags woohoo

#axe's asks -> asks

EDIT: i won't tag reblogs, but mass reblog (like note games) will be done through my side blog @gay-b1tch-axel

#stop with the wivery -> tryna bag more wives

#excel the YAPPER -> yap

#i'm a cheezit → picz of me

[hoooooooooot]

Worm AU but instead of shards it's a magical girl/miraculous AU. Every power has a fucked up plushie or creature that embodies it. Instead having to make a costume the shards give you a magical girl transformation. Also the thing changed with you and your transformation with it. Let's try and come up with different new looks for the characters and have some fun with it.

Okay so I'll start with the guys who actually matter, the underseiders. I'll go easy/interesting to hard/boring.

Let's start with my boy Brian. Favorite wallflower. Now, you might be thinking "Brian would never wear frills, he can't be a magical girl" and you'd be correct. Plus, the whole point of his power is to hide him and his so he won't be too sparkly. Instead, he gets and elegant black suit with medieval armour haphazardly added on top. He looks like if a modern day bouncer in final fantasy. Also, his darkness is constantly leaking out of gaps in the armours and where it would have a feather.

As for what fucked up plushie I want to give Brian... At first I wanted to give him a pair of eyes that can only exist in the dark but then I realized that was basically just a grue. Then I realized a grue would be perfect! Yes, I'm not very creative but it is fun.

Next we have Taylor. Good old Taylor Hebert... What to do with you. See, I kind of want to give her a tapeworm that grows alongside her. Something literally eating her up inside, growing to consume more of her. To the point that she eventually puppets herself to be slightly faster than humans should be using it. The only problem is that it feels too on the nose. Eh, workshop later.

Now, what dress do we give good old Taylor... Taylor would hate wearing anything that calls attention to her, so she would probably get something lame. Boring even. A long dress with plenty of bulk and frills to hide her actual figure, some victorian era type thing. Expect as she grown into skitter the dress aquires layer for her to keep bugs in. The fold of the dress begin to resemble the layers of a hive. Or something idk.

Jean-Paul! See, this guy is interesting because I don't quite get his deal. I do think his final costume will be more or less what he wears in canon but the change form Hijack to Regent sounds fascinating. I can imagine his first transformation being more so based around his father, and either dramatically changing into canon or slowly adapting into canon until he escapes.

As for what his little animal will be... Instead of an animal I kind of want to give him an object. Be it his scepter, a crown, a series of puppets strings that wrap around him, or maybe even the ceramic mask. He's just an object kinda guy, yannow?

1/? I'll think more about this later

[enkvyu]

aww pls can u do a fic w geto abt the reader running her hands through his hair while he sleeps? shes prolly thinking abt how beautiful he is and how soft his hair is😭

i got this idea from the portuguese word cafuné 🤭

the climax of the movie begins, and you know the next lines off by heart. her heartfelt words, his confession of love, the scene itself is etched into your soul.

you glance over at getou sitting beside you.

it might be your millionth time viewing this movie, but it's your boyfriend's first. his eyes are completely trained on the tv, arm thrown lazily behind you and he doesn't realise you're poking his side until you do it a second time.

he reaches over to pause the tv. “hm?”

“want some popcorn?” you ask, smiling softly when he looks over. “a movie isn’t really a movie until there’s popcorn.”

he places a hand on his stomach as if to gauge how empty it is. “i guess i am hungry. but i was looking for popcorn earlier and i didn't find any. it's okay, i'm enjoying the movie already, even without popcorn.”

you whine a little but if there’s no popcorn in the house, then there’s no popcorn in the house.

“i could cook something.” you offer.

"you can't cook." he denies quickly. "and please do not try again. i don't think our kitchen can hold up if you make another attempt of cooking pasta."

"it should be so simple." you mourn. "it's just pasta, but why does it taste so bad everytime i make it?"

he smiles at you sympathetically, holding your hand in comfort. "there, there."

"do not patronise me."

“i wasn’t.” he reaches over and places your connected hand over on the coffee table, right over your phone. “let’s order uber eats.”

you stare at him, eyes neither an answer of yes or no. "we've been ordering uber eats everyday now, for the past week."

“well, what can we do? neither of us can cook."

you're humbled by his words so you nod. "can you order? and charge it to gojo’s card. you still have his bank details saved on your phone, right?”

he grins, already reaching into his pocket to take out his phone. “yeah, i do. what do you want?"

there's a face getou makes when he's scheming something and you watch as his eyes switch into that mode. he lets go of your hand and rubs your stomach tenderly. "remember, you're eating for two now."

"what?"

"tapeworm."

you make a face. "you're not as funny as you think you are. just order two of what you're getting, make it a surprise."

he doesn't say anything, and a silence elapses over the room only temporarily broken by the sound of his nails against his screen.

you pass the time by staring at him intently, taking in the slight furrow of his brow as he concentrates, the upward quirk of his lips when he catches you staring and the conceited hand he runs through his hair. he winks when you don't immediately look away.

you smack his arm with a smile. "don't be a douche."

"okay, the order's been placed." he shakes the phone in the air. "seven seconds until it's been confirmed, let me know if you want to change the order or forever hold your peace."

you don't answer.

"three, two, one—"

"wait!"

the alert from getou's phone tells you you're a second too late and your boyfriend looks over at you in surprise. "did you actually want something?"

"nah, i was just playing."

he scoffs, leaning forward to throw his phone over to the coffee table. when he sits back, he tilts over towards you, pressing his entire weight against your side.

"move over." you try to nudge him but it's like budging stone.

the two of you compromise, and his head ends up in your lap, facing towards the tv. his black hair spreads out across your thighs and you wonder how he keeps it so smooth and silky despite its length.

your fingers find purchase combing through stray strands.

"let's wait until the food gets here before we start up the movie again." he murmurs.

you try to peek over to look at him. "are you sleeping?" in doing so, your hand stops playing with his hair and he twists around slightly, placing a hand over yours to mimic the action of caressing.

"don't stop." getou mumbles and your heart melts at his cute act. "i'm just going to close my eyes."

you bite your lip to stop yourself from smiling like an idiot, but you doubt that it works.

getou's hand drifts back to his side and you continue running your fingers through his hair, twisting it around your digits and unravelling it so it stays curly.

you tuck a few strands behind his ear, tidying up his bangs. the pads of your fingers lightly skim over the tips of his ears and getou exhales softly at the sensation. he mumbles something incoherent and it makes you giggle when you realise he's trying to tell you to continue.

he might not be asleep, but he was certainly drifting away under your light touches. he rarely sleeps in front of you, rather, he rarely sleeps in general, so your heart warms seeing him so vulnerable.

his eyelashes flutter gently against his cheek when your breath gets too close, and his breathing is soft and deep in the silence. you want to cherish this moment, unblinking, taking in this simple, domestic moment when you get an idea.

the next few minutes is encased in silence, concentrated on your side and dreary on getou's end.

your attention is only pulled away when his phone vibrates on the table, waking getou up from his slumber. he groans as he straightens, rubbing his eyes to look at the screen.

your hands reluctantly leave his head.

"is it the uber driver?' you ask.

getou nods and sighs, standing up. before he heads out, he turns to you, yawns, rubs his eyes again, scratches at the skin that peeks under his white shirt, and mumbles a, "i'll be back."

you bite your lip, trying not to smile. "okay. see you."

you aren't notified that he's back by the sight of him, instead, it's his angry stomping that does. even before you see him, you giggle.

getou appears around the corner, eyes beelined on you. his hands hold a bag and the scent of food fills the air but neither of you are focused on that right now. "my hair!"

you stifle your laughter as best as you can behind your palms. "you're beautiful."

"what did you do?"

"my little princess." you coo, making grabby hands. "you looked so pretty when you were sleeping! it's difficult to make you more beautiful than you already are but i figured i'd give it a shot anyway. so i braided your hair."

getou gaps at you, rushing to pat at his head. he feels the bumps, the unnatural direction of his hair that ends just above his shoulder. it's tied with a hairtie and when he looks down at his wrist, he realises his usual tie is missing. "i showed up like this at the door!"

“i’m sure the uber person would have enjoyed the sight.”

“that’s why they laughed at me!”

“my beautiful little princess, come back to the couch!”

“you are dead to me.”

sorry for the wait ☹️ and thank you for the super cute prompt! i had no idea cafune had such a sweet definition!

[buddiebeginz]

WHY DID THEY SHOW EDDIE WATCHING BUCK REPEL DOWN THE CLIFF?! Choices and so early on too 😩

I'm assuming you're talking about this gifset I reblogged. Honestly I think that Eddie was supposed to be queer from the beginning. I know people think Buck was but I'm not sure if that was necessarily the writers intention. It might have been Oliver's intention to play him that way, I can't remember what he said word for word but I think it was something about how he's always seen Buck as bi. But I think in scenes like the season 1 tapeworm episode where Buck seems to bond with the gay couple it's supposed to come off more like Buck is just being his himbo self more than anything else. I mean I do think when we're looking back on the show there are definitely signs of his bisexuality (the tapeworm scene being one) but I don't know that the writers wrote him at the time with that intention.

But I think there's a good possibility that they brought Eddie in always wanting to have him be a character that comes out eventually. I mean look at how we're introduced to Eddie. Then look at how everything with Shannon was handled. They easily could have kept her around longer and turned their relationship into a will they/won't they. They could have made it so we saw how in love with her Eddie has always been but that's not what happened. They let us know right away that the main draw to that relationship for Eddie was familiarity and the fact that Shannon is Chris' mother. These factors have continued to come into play in Eddie's other relationships too. Like with Ana there was a familiarity in that she was Chris' teacher and Eddie was mostly looking for someone to fill the mother figure role for Chris.

While I think that Eddie was always intended to be queer I don't think they wanted him to come out immediately like they did with a character like Michael. I think the plan was to tell his story slowly and have him come out later. The Ana storyline I think was supposed to be the lead in to having Eddie come out. The main reason I believe this (apart from just look at how that storyline was handled) is the person on twitter with inside info to the show said as much.

I also think that around s3 they started to really notice the chemistry between Buck and Eddie and how much people were shipping them because that's when we got scenes like "there's no one in this world I trust with my son more" and "you want to go for the title" and the grocery story fight which totally read like a lovers quarrel. Or how they had Eddie seeing images of Buck flash in his mind when he almost died in the well. Or having Buck scream for Eddie when he almost died in the well.

I think by the time they got to season 4 there were serious discussions about putting Buck and Eddie together. We know from Oliver that the plan was originally to have Buck come out in s4 and presumably Eddie in s5 along with Buddie going canon. But Fox put a stop to that. If you go by what the insider said and by how season 4 was handled especially the shooting (which is incredibly romance coded) there's no way that Buddie wasn't in the plans by this point.

Plus you had Tim leaving around this time likely at least in part because he was frustrated with how Fox was stifling his show. You can also see remnants of where the story was supposed to go in s5. All that stuff with Eddie and Ana and the panic attacks and Buck being worried about him that was definitely supposed to be a part of Eddie's coming out arc I'm positive on that. I also think that Taylor (when she came back in s4) was originally just supposed to be a friend who helped Buck figure things out but instead Fox pushed for her to be a love interest. This would explain Oliver's dislike of the relationship and complete lack of supporting it. Similar to how he's been with B/T.

Anyway sorry I went off on a ramble. I could talk about these guys all day. 😅

Oh and I leave you with this anon Eddie in s3 checking out a hot guy's ass. (and Chimney clocking him doing it😝)

[orangeboulevard]

Seven: Climb (Venom!Reader x AndrewGarfield!Spiderman)

Summary: Peter Parker should know that anything that can go wrong will go wrong on his patrols.

Word Count: 578

"I do not understand you!" A voice with an odd inflection and guttural tone bombarded Peter's ears.

"We can't just eat anyone, okay? Why is that so hard to understand?"

Peter noted a different voice, its sound was much kinder to Peter's intensified hearing but its actual words left him stupefied. Peter Parker, clad in his Spider-Man costume, had been absentmindedly scaling the side of a building on his patrol when he found himself eavesdropping on a very unusual conversation.

"You said 'bad people', he was clearly a bad person, he was stealing!" The first voice argued.

"Stealing baby wipes and diapers! We don't eat people like that." Peter had to keep himself from leaping from the wall, there were cannibals on that rooftop! Cannibalism is definitely on his list of no-nos.

"Human morals are too complicated to understand. My own race follows no such stupid rules, it is as your Darwin would say 'survival of the fittest'."

"That's why you're on Earth because you're definitely not the fittest-" This statement was met with an indignified roar that almost made Peter shit himself. "-And how do you even know about Darwin?... Have you been on the internet again!?"

"..."

"I told you no web surfing while I sleep!" "It is very boring! I cannot help myself!" "I can't believe you!"

Peter had heard enough damning evidence to bring these people in, the strange and sick cannibals that they were, so with a swift movement- he launched himself up and landed on the roof. Oddly, he only found one person instead of two. He tilted his head and almost jumped back in sheer fear as the person transformed into a dark towering beast.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Aw, is the little spider afraid? You should be. The tasty meal that you are."

"There will be no eating or snacking of any kind, thank you very much!" Peter squeaked out, feeling very much out of his depth with this new adversary. 

The huge creature scrambled towards him on all fours eliciting an unmanly shriek from the young man as he flung himself out of reach of it. It turned to follow him but before it could, it transformed back into the recognisable shape of a human. Peter let out a shaky breath as you held your hands up. 

"Sorry, sorry! Spider-Man, right? Aw, man. I'm a huge fan. Sucks we have to meet like this." Peter felt whiplash at the difference in the interactions, he couldn't respond with how perplexed and dumbfounded he was.

A serpentine black sludge erupted from your neck, it curled around to face you, and all of its razor-sharp white fangs were born, "I am hungry, I do not care about who Spider-Man is or your attraction to him!"

You splutter, face heating up, "What? No, I'm not- such slander! How preposterous!"

Peter ran a gloved hand down his face before leaping down to be face to face with you, "I'm sorry but what the hell is going on right now? What IS that? Do you have a sentient tapeworm?"

"TAPEWORM?"

"Sorry! Not a tapeworm, sorry!"

You cough and stuff your hands into your pockets, and you begin to ramble, "He's just an alien, picked him up a while ago, and he's just uhh carnivorous. Don't take me to the police, please, you're so sexy ahaha."

Peter tilted his head in confusion.

[leonenjoyer69]

*Inbox Invasion* Free ramble card!! Make it a long one, About literally anything, anything at all, can even switch topics constantly. This is literally just for fun.

LGOWKFLEKVK LET'S GOOO 🗣️🗣️

Okay so, starting off strong, let's go music. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, right? A few weeks ago I listened to both versions of every song twice to find which versions I liked better for when I eventually burned CDs (my car is old af, bbg ain't even got an aux, but also her ass ain't got an engine rn 💀) for the albums.

My verdict for Self-Ish? Literally all the songs are the exact same, except Self-, -Ish (which just sound a wee bit different), and Dr Sunshine is dead (which just has a longer outro in the original).

EVERYTHING IS A LOT THO? Some big differences in some songs. So here's my preferences:

6 up 5 oh- Remaster, the "oh how I know how I go.." Part just sounds better to me

(Bones)- Remaster, the radio/tv talk at the end isn't glitchy and stuff, like the OG

Front Street- Original, I like the snaps (tapping?) Behind the pre-chorus, along with the dialogue clip. But, also, I like how much clearer everything is in the remaster, so I'm kinda torn.

¡Akiado!- Original, I am,,,, not a fan of the extra end part in the remaster

White knuckle Jerk- Original. The background(?) Voices are quieter and sound kinda different. Idk I may be wrong about that tho.

Cover this song- Original. I hate hate HATE Batman will wood growling in my ear, please never make me listen to that version again, it was a genuine jump scare. (EDIT: THE REMASTER JUST PLAYED ON MY SPOTIFY AND??? HE'S NOT BATMAN ANYMORE??? IS MY SPOTIFY BROKEN?? PLZ IK I'M NOT CRAZY)

Thermodynamic Lawyer- Remaster. Not really a fan of the robot voice in the original.

Red Moon- original, his voice seems quieter or more drowned out in the remaster.

Lysergide Daydream- Original, don't remember why, so vibes ig lmao, there's not really a difference between the two

The First Step- Remaster, I think it just sounds a little clearer

Jimmy Mushrooms- either, they're literally the same lmao

Chemical Overreaction- original. WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY 🗣️🗣️ need I say more?

Everything is a lot- Remaster, so then I don't have to listen to construction noises (or destroy to enjoy in general) 😋😋

So yeah, ig that's my dream Everything is A Lot album.

BUT NOW!! more music! But Chonny Jash this time!! Specifically the Ballad of Dr Jekyll and Bargaining/compromise.

First of all, I love the lyrical differences!! Ballad Jekyll leaning more towards blaming Hyde for everything and being way more self-pitying, while B/G Jekyll seems to have more of a subdued acceptance? Like, Ballad Jekyll is a lot more emotional and bitter, while B/C seems to take more of the responsibility. Also!! I like how in B/C Jekyll seems to be with someone else, while Ballad Jekyll seems to be alone. The contrast between the last lines ("but if it takes Mr Hyde with me, then I'm glad to hang" V.S. "so take my hand, hold it till the end") really does show that bitter self destructiveness vs that sad, duty-driven acceptance. AND LIKE UGHHH JUST THE LYRICS OF B/C IN GENERAL!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!

Also, the Mr Hyde Jive? I love Hyde being a silly fellow. Literally just being like "damn, I'm not the villain, smh, lemme go have some fun for you gayboy 🗣️🗣️ (might still ruin lives tho!! I am vice, teehee)"

Yk what? Fuck it, this whole ramble will be music. THE JEKYLL AND HYDE MUSICAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I love Anthony Warlow so much, all the Jekyll or Hyde-centric songs are so eoughhhh ughhhhh AHHHH. Favorite songs rn? Board of Governors, His Work and Nothing More, The World Has Gone Insane, This is the Moment, Transformation--I JUST UGHHH I love listening to his screams idk man. also Alive. I also love you, Gabriel John Utterson. His parts are so fun to sing.

BUT!! the absolute hold Board of Governors has on me is insane. Every time I hear the intro begin to play through my tv I look up. I'm literally pavlov dogged to that shit. It's basically a requirement for me to go "THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF ST JUDE'S HOSPITAL IS NOW IN SESSION!" every time it plays. I love sassy Jekyll and Stride, it's so funny, like yes!!! The girls are fighting!! The absolute sass of half that cast is crazy. I have every part memorized, I AM the entire cast and recreate it expertly 🗣️🗣️

Anyways, yeah, I love Utterson too, his voice is in my range perfectly, he's literally my bbg. All his parts in How Can I Continue On and His Work and Nothing More? Kdoelvkskfldk I love him I love him. JEKYLL THO? shaking him aggressively (lovingly) I want to chew on him and rip him apart. Warlow's voice for him is so EOUGJDJDKKD ‼️‼️‼️

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, TYSM FOR THIS!! ILY, LOYAL SCIENTIST 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[uwu-0o0]

Avatar Scenarios | Na'vi versus female human and their menstruation cycle

First things first, I need to give credit where it's due!

This is inspired by another post by ✭vee (https://www.tumblr.com/bumblinv/705250184787116032/hii-saw-your-request-were-open-this-might-not?source=share) 

Their account is pretty awesome and so are their works! She was kind enough to let me write a short one-shot inspired by hers! Check them out @bumblinv.

For the purpose of this plot, female Na'vi don't menstruate (wouldn’t that be nice eh?)

[experimented human that can breathe air]

You were lying on a soft mat in the Sully marui, tired and slightly grumpy. This period had hit you hard, probably since you've just been through a lot of stress and now your body was suffering from the rage of your period. All morning, you had been torn between laughing or crying, or strangling something. The others had missed you at their diving and swimming lessons, so they all came to hang out with you, which sort of cheered you up, surprisingly. After explaining why you were in bed, they begin to panic.

“Please, y/n. Let us take you to my mother so she can help you.” Tsireya was very concerned and patted your hair.

You smile slightly at their concerned looks, but before you could reassure her, Lo’ak broke in and interrupted.

“Yeah Y/N, it was a lot of blood on the cloth patches you were washing earlier.”

Your eyes widened in shock and irritation, “Excuse me, you were spying?” A faint flush spread up on your neck, warming your cheeks.

“We could all smell it.” Neyteyam, Ao’nung, and Rotxo nodded their heads, eyeing you with a mixture of disbelief (at the amount of blood they remember seeing)  and worry.

You groan, slapping your hands on your face to cover it. “Look, it’s normal, I’ll be fine!”

"No you're not! You asked for something this morning, to help with your stomach cramps!" Kiri insisted.

"It's probably tapeworms." Ao’nung muttered.

At this you finally  burst out laughing, no longer able to keep it in. Everyone looked frustrated at not being able to understand. Soon they began to worry even more, because you were still laughing pretty hard. Then to their amazement, you begin to laugh-cry and break down into full on sobs, hard enough that you were gasping for air between tears.

“Y/N!!! Y/N, what’s wrong?” 

“That’s it, I’m getting the Tsahik!” Tsireya and Lo’ak dashed up and disappeared.

Neyteyam crouched next to you and took you into his arms, rocking and shushing you softly.

Ao’nung and Rotxo were frightened but awkward, so they just sat as they watched Kiri and Neyteyam do their best to comfort a now hysterical you.

Lo’ak and Tsireya soon returned with Ronal and her kit.

“Move.” She commanded Neyteyam and Kiri.

You tried to explain that it was just hormones but failed, since your body and voice was still shaking from the current of emotions.

After clearing the room of males, Ronal’s quick and capable hands began to examine you.

Voices were heard outside, and soon Jake came in. He took Ronal to the side and in low tones briefly explained to her the female human anatomy, menstruation cycle, and hormone fluctuations.

After the conversation, Ronal’s face had a look of pure exasperation and annoyance. But nonetheless, she was kind enough to give you a drink that would calm you down and make your sleepy, she also left some herbs for cramps.

The drink soon had you calmed and you could breathe more easily. Now you were a bit sleepy, and before you drifted off, Jake came over and patted your head.

“It’s alright baby girl.”After that scare, the other children never let you hear the end of that. But when your period came around, they treated you as if you were a fragile flower, perhaps maybe even with a little fear that that situation would happen again. Regardless, despite teasing, they never braved another conversation about your female anatomy again. Your emotional break down traumatized them! 😅

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Requests open!

[littlemisstfc]

I know they said Upchuck doesn’t have any predators but considering the only one to claim that is Ben and let’s be honest he ain’t no expert on the ecosystem of his aliens.

A great idea of a predator that I’ve saw for Gourmand is a tapeworm like alien. These parasites hides themselves on certain foods that a Gourmand would carelessly eat. The parasite would then attach themselves to the tongue of the poor Gourmand without them realizing it.

The gourmand will go about their day eating to their heart’s content but as they eat the parasite actually consumes and steals all the nutrients what was eaten. If untreated the parasite will grow big enough to slowly eat and replace most of the Gourmand’s tongue with itself. Eventually growing big enough to devour the Gourmand from inside and then lay microscopic eggs into Gourmand’s favorite plants and foods they eat.

Due to careless eating habits of the Gourmand they’re hard to notice even when Gourmand devour their planet to move to a new one the parasite always find a way to hitch a ride on a clueless Gourmand and the cycle begins again

Jesus Christ on a motorbike…

[darthkvznblogs]

Alright, they didn’t answer as much as I would have liked, though they might do more in the future, thankfully, but there were a few notable nuggets of info, even if Dana often invoked “death of the author”. For one, Willow is pan and Hunter bi, Raine’s Palisman was hidden in their instrument and repaired by Dell and Hunter, the rat seen in Clouds on the Horizon is Alador’s Palisman, Evelyn and Caleb are indeed the ancestors of the modern Clawthornes, but they and Hunter are unaware, Papa Titan’s full name is unpronounceable to humans and witches, Luz and Hunter confirmed to be like siblings, a maybe on Vee x Masha (they deserved more in the finale), the shack where the portal was is indeed where Caleb and Philip lived, the portal door’s eye is apparently at least representative of Papa Titan’s, “The Third Bill” on YouTube apparently got something right about Hooty (he was apparently the Titan’s tapeworm from what I’ve heard), Raine and Eda aren’t officially married but they “have” moved in together, and the Collector does indeed visit the aisles frequently, being genuinely close friends with King, so given how you felt about them leaving to begin with, I know you’re happy about that. Just wish that they’d talked more about the origins of the portal door and how magic with Palismen works, especially for humans like Luz, just for starters.

Alright, time to dig in on this one. Let's go point by point:

-Willow is pan and Hunter is bi: totally would've called it with Willow, though I'm actually kinda surprised with Hunter, I wouldn't have called that one. Cool to hear it, regardless!

-Raine's Palisman was hidden in their instrument and repaired by Dell and Hunter: very interesting. There's so much we didn't get to learn about Palismen, so I never would've guessed they could have that kind of modification, or that the staff part at least can be broken/repaired.

-The rat seen in Cloud on the Horizon is Alador's Palisman: I can't McF*cking believe it, that's hilarious

-Evelyn and Caleb are indeed the ancestors of the modern Clawthornes: we been knew, but good to have confirmation. Fuel for the pyre that is my headcanon that everyone is in a big messy family after the end hahaha

-Papa Titan's full name is unpronounceable to humans and witches: yeah, I kinda figured. I remember when people though he was called Yore because of that comment in the Titan Trapper episode, good times XD

-Luz and Hunter confirmed to be like siblings: I think people would riot otherwise, lol

-...a maybe on Vee and Masha: kinda surprised they outright said they aren't a thing (yet, at least), that's the kind of thing I'd just let the fandom headcanon about with no comment. I totally ship it, regardless!

-The shack where the portal was is indeed where Caleb and Philip lived: we been knew, also. Kind of a missed opportunity not to have Belos comment on it, but that's exactly the sort of thing that would've happened with more time, I guess

-The portal door’s eye is apparently at least representative of Papa Titan’s: I mean, I guess, but we know so very little about the portal and the Titan that it's really anyone's guess what that ultimately means

-“The Third Bill” on YouTube apparently got something right about Hooty (he was apparently the Titan’s tapeworm from what I’ve heard): LOL

-Raine and Eda aren’t officially married but they “have” moved in together: I mean this works perfectly for my vision for the Kverse, which is basically Raine going "this is my partner Eda, and this is Eda's partner Camila" :P anyway, marriage is just kinda superfluous sometimes, so I totally get it. They're an item, no matter the paperwork

-The Collector does indeed visit the Isles frequently, being genuinely close friends with King: still doesn't address the fact that it really is a weird choice IMHO to have him do his growing up off on his own or surrounded by a familiy that is clearly a bad influence, but I do appreciate that he at least visits often!

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Can you explain some if thé songs in your ultimate V3 playlist and why thé are there

ANON. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE GIFT THIS ASK IS TO ME. I WOULD LOVE TO

The playlist is gonna end up being pretty long so let me pull out a few I'm particularly excited about right now, one per chapter

CH1: Haunted House - Sir Babygirl. To me, this song is for Kaede's doubts after they find Rantaro's body. She's scared because Rantaro wasn't the mastermind, she's fucked up really bad, but she still has to keep going despite this

CH2: Leopard - Jack Stauber. This is one of the oldest songs on my DR playlist in general. I feel like it represents Ryoma's murder really well, especially the part that goes "And the minds under the floor / Don't see the life as a chore / Though the bad is gone, and they're no longer sore / They can't feel the light anymore"

CH3: ¡Aikido! (Neurotic Erotic) - Will Wood. This one represents Tenko's feelings for Himiko, and while it's fairly upbeat there is a sense of melancholy to it I feel that fits with her desperation at the beginning of ch3. Plus the fact that it literally has Aikido in the title is just such a beautiful coincidence. This is THE Tenko song.

CH4: Snowcone - Rei Ami. Rather than talk about one of the 5+ Gonta songs I have in this section (GIVE ME A BREAK) Here's one for Miu. This song is the perfect transition from the beginning of the chapter into deadly life. The first half is the kind of confident music that absolutely fits Miu, but it ends with a self-deprecating sadder sequence that perfectly fits what Miu was going through this chapter.

CH5: Kiss me, Son of God - They Might be Giants. This one's for Kokichi's re-entrance at the beginning of Ch5. I have two songs like this for him this chapter, this kind of arrogant boasting but there's an undertone of his awareness that he's truly alone because of the things he's done. I like the kind of song for Kokichi that suits the front he puts on but you can just barely see between the cracks.

CH6: Paparazzi Murder Party - Vane Lily. This song's for the retrial of Rantaro's murder, and the revelation that it was Tsumugi who did it all along. I really like the imagery of this song, it fits well with the idea that Rantaro is kind of a celebrity already (since he was the survivor of a previous killing game). And the lyrics also fit well with the slow reveal that she was behind the killing game "'freak.' / 'You're such a freak.' / Well, sorry, but / I'm just being me"

[caffeiiine]

cotards solution by will wood. HO. LY. SHIT. im obsesssed this is such nikolai vibes what the ufck. what the fuck I SEE WHAT YOU MEANT BY THE THE THEHTEHTEH THE SINGING IS CHAOTIC AND ADDS TO IT. HOLY SHIT THIS IS NIKOLAIS SONG. talking abotu free will oh my god. holy shit oh my god. this is ikolai (ik ive said that like ten times BUT IT IS!!!!) I LOVE THE TYPE OF MUSIC THIS IS HOLY SHIT OH MYGDO /POS /POS /POS /POS /POS

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE WILL WOOD SONG RECS I THINK THE ONLY ONES IVE HEARD ARE THIS AND I / ME / MYSELF.

I LOVE WILL WOOD I HAVE SOO MANY RECS XAN AND YOUVE ONLY HEARD THOSE TWO?? anyways that just means more recs and i have a lot

+ i/me/myself demo [this specific one] - imo the demos are way better than the final version

+ against the kitchen floor

+ suburbia overture/greetings from mary bell township/vampire culture - he has an INSANE vocal range in this one

+ …well it’s better than the alternative - a little slow in the beginning but if you let it play out it gets good, i love this one

+ chemical overreaction - another one from the Tapeworms, same style as Cotards Solution

+ Hand me my shovel, i’m going in - tapeworms, also insane

+ The song with five names - LOVE THIS ONE also the tapeworms

+ Mr. Capgras Encouners a solution - another song i associate with Nikolai, less so than cotards solution but still pretty high up there especially some of chorus where will just yells “somebody to replace yourself”

+ BlackBoxWarrior

+ cicada days - i don’t normally like slow songs but this one is really good 🫶🫶

+ outliers and hypocrites

+ Marsha, thankk you for the dialectics, but i need you to leave - that’s the whole title btw, letter for letter.

+ Love me, normally

+ generally just The Normal Album as a whole is really good - not a song title, figured i’d mention it since a lot of his titles are normal sentances.

+ 2Econd 2Ight 2Eer

+ skeleton appreciation day - slower one from the tapeworms

+ Thermodynamic Lawyer - tapeworms!!

[glapplebloom]

This was a long time coming for me...

You wanna know how long I was waiting to do this match? Since 2017. I already did Galactus and even Unicron Research at that time. So when it finally came time to do this match for real, I was already ready for Galactus. It also meant I needed to update my research to match the more modern style as well as catch up to some new stuff.

Galactus’ first appearance was in Fantastic Four (1961) Issue #48 and he was Green and Red for some reason. Next issue he’s in a more recognizable Purple but still with a lot of red and no pants. When they say every species who looks at him sees him differently and apparently it is also true among colorists.

As you suspect, the Galactus Research was done before the Surfer Research. So he helped a bit when it came to researching the One True Herald. Shame it couldn’t work the other way. While I do give Surfer credit for beating two Galactus Level Threats, it is pretty obvious Galactus is the bigger dog of the two. Like Surfer struggles with Mephisto. Galactus is on even footing until he gets hungry.

So while Galactus could create life, the image I used to show it was not an example of such. Surfer Research helped clarify that after Zenn-La was destroyed, Galactus created an illusion to keep his promise. An illusion so good, the Skrull, the Kree, Silver Surfer and even Mephisto believed they were real. 

Speaking of images, the three videos used when explaining “Is the Wolf evil for hunting the hare” and such were all my suggestions. I still haven't seen Beastars fully but I did enjoy that clip. While editors can use different images or clips if they think it is better, we usually put clips as possible suggestions. Besides clips and images used to show off the character’s feats, I don’t recall many of my non-character clips being used. So it was a treat to see all three used back to back.

People thought the Dark Energon would corrupt Galactus, but that wasn’t the first time someone thought their energy would work to enslave Galactus. Dormammu, who you may remember for Dr. Strange making a bargain with, is apparently High Hyperverse level to Low Outerverse level if you follow the Vs wiki, though feeding Galactus Magical energy would enslave him. It instead was the equivalent of giving him cocaine and he was willing to destroy everything to get more. Dormammu even died. 

Speaking of dying, Galactus also died. So apparently there’s this thing called Black Death that was so powerful, it destroyed the DC Universe. It claimed Galactus was his herald and was what caused the old Universe Galactus lived in to be decayed. So Thor defeated it using Galactus’ body as a bomb. In short, Thor used Galactus power to kill it but in doing so killed Galactus.

Of course, as with all things in comics, nobody stays dead. The Silver Surfer saw the universe needing balance and went to Thor to get the corpse. Shenanigans happen and Galactus lives once more. This time he seems to only seek knowledge, but it is only a matter of time before the Galactus hunger begins and we get the good old Galactus back.

Now for some fun stuff. Galactia is Galactus’ daughter. She was basically a sentient Tapeworm that formed within him. This is how she finds out she’s pregnant. Her comic is also where the Safety being on comes from. But my absolute favorite is when Galactus entered the Ultimate Universe. He came in, kicked butt, and left because they thought the Negative Zone would let him be gone forever. It did not.

Next season, I am aiming to do Wile E Coyote. And I already know I got another assignment. Just need to find out who else.

[hannahlovesluca]

Hi can i get a nijisanji matchup if u dont mind (:

Male nijisanji en member :DD

Pronouns:He/him(literally any of those)

Sexuality:Gay for the homies....jk im bisexual.But men.My favorite genre of men is men who seems cool-headed but turns hot-headed whenever he plays amongus cause they're so fun to annoy(i may not have a type,but i have a pattern.and that's men.That's it.I'm so sorry for putting you through this but this sounded funnier in my head)

Zodiac:...what is a zodiac.I was born on April 12th if that helps?

Appearance:176 cm,almost a literal twig(i make up strength with agility i swear),dark brown eyes,short fluffy(?) brown hair??like those kinda wavy hair thing tho sometimes i tuck my bangs behind my ear like a disney princess if the temperature's hot,i don't neccesarily wear edgy clothes,sometimes i just find what's comfortable or i dress like a manhwa male lead.One day you see me in a black turtleneck and white shirt and the next day you see me in a blown up two piece suit while playing the most random stuff ever.I guess i have like a small waist??my friends told me i have those thin waists than even a corset wouldn't affect me(send help) oh and i had an era where i had waist length hair and ended up cutting it out of impulse,i only have like 3 fingers on my left hand cause im missing a pinky and ring finger(i honestly dont have any trouble against it i just think its annoying that i cant remember what even happened to begin with)

Mbti:ENTP/INTP(sometime si get entp sometimes i get intp)

Personality:Pain in the ass.Metaphorically.I will not hesitate to say something so abominably horrendous for the sake of arguing cause it's my favorite passtime.I'm the embodiment of that one character who never dies in a series and die at the end of the series from a tapeworm cause it felt lonely--On super duper rare occasions i get serious when it comes to problems but that's just a whole nother person atp,i'd be serious and maybe waaaaay too logical and blunt....but i still have a sense of humor tho

Likes:When people just randomly ramble to me,random 3 am shower thoughts,crabs(they taste good i swear),the concept of death(not in the depressing way i meant as in 'what if i die from a washing machine while showering' type of thoughts),physical touch and affection,i'd literally propose to someone if they'd let me doodle(rick astley) on their skin for funsies

Dislikes:Curfews,this thing we call math,toxic parents like if i see one im deadass gonna roast the hell out of them and mentally adopt the child(this happened like 3 times and im a children magnet atp)

Love language:

Giving:Words of affirmation(affectionate insults),physical touch

Receiving:Words of affirmation(affectionate insults),quality time

Extra:I get hurt kind of often so they'd probably see bandage rolls in the trashcan everyday,i actually love math but the act of actually counting the numbers makes me sick/lh,my room is a literal shipwreck unless someone scolds me to actually clean up my room LMAO usually i have to keep up a reputation so sometimes it's a shock to people that think that im introverted

i pair you with…

Uki Violeta!

hear me out…

• you are literally uki reincarnated

• i swear i didnt do this just because both of you are gay

• it works out great though

• you and fulgur probably jokingly fight for uki’s love

• omg imagine you went on Luca’s dating show and thats how you both realized that you loved each other

• might be writing a fic ab that…

• Uki knows your room is a wreck and he will FORCE you to clean that shit. he’ll also help u if u beg enough

• Uki also knows how often you get hurt and he’s always there to help, whether that be wrapping you up, or just giving you soft kisses <3

• HE LOVES UR HAIR!!!!!

• its just so fluffy and cute and adorable and

• sorry this is really short, i am extremely sick but i’m trying to pop out all these reqs!!!

RUNNERS UP: Fulgur Ovid, Claude Clawmark