#let them keep the clones

[puppetmaster13u]

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[royaltea000]

Me when I’m in a being coerced into parenthood competition and my opponent is sun wukong

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

[tennessoui]

au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. it’s also supposed to blind them to their patients’ differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so

because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when they’re deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.

anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks it’s sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dying in the Force, he can feel their pain--

young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks it’s beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wan’s attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure he’s ok he can’t just leave him to the whims of the Force, he’s unprotected and he’s going to get himself killed----

it’s a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalker’s safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.

but......the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harm’s way

despite how much they insist they hate each other 

[amplexadversary]

See, I was thinking he could just tap into your bloodstream. If he's hanging out in Rain's pocket we already know where he's getting the cells to convert from, and, well, why overcomplicate the system that's already there?

I may have just answered my own question by realizing that Rain would probably be turbo-weirded out by the more straightforward proposal.

[rexbalistidae]

This may or may not be based on the killers song “Miss atomic bomb” um when I was seven and basically restricted to my parents’ iTunes library for music I really liked this song (I think it’s bc there was a horse on the album cover)

No other comments other than that I have an unkind word to call those two fa- uh friends

Obligatory tags @lesbiansupavillain ur fault @autistic-haven ur fault

[the-red-butterfly]

Lovers

Obi-wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze (Star Wars)

I 👏🏼 love 👏🏼 them 👏🏼 so 👏🏼 much 👏🏼 Like, I just cant, I see them and I melt vhodsihgwopdsvlnk.

Also, I made this a sticker on Redbubble! (and some other things lol).

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[acrobattack]

i don’t know if this is a hot take or not but the rr/b skew more neutral than evil to me

[byfulcrums]

how many heart attacks do you think the jedi gave the clones

[raisinushigher]

am i the only one who has a feeling that scudworth being able to clone the students like right the same age and brains and everything might be important later . like ik the show’s whole thing is throwing dumb unimportant stuff in your face and that’s like a big part of the comedy with it but i feel like they didn’t reveal that he can do that and make that clear for no reason

[mumpsetc]

Gotta admit, your bot rant intrigues me. I definetly agree with what you said and all but it makes curious, how you rewrite the bot plot to make it not as bad as it actually is given the choice? <:) (Also want to take this as oppurtunity to say I love your takes and art by the way!)

First Off: Omg Tysm That's So Sweet of You :]]]] 💕💕💕

Second Off: My Issue With the Bot Situation is I Feel It Squanders the Concept of Bot Being Based On Bow, a Person Who Did Exist and Also is Still Around. S3 Has Several People Who Knew Her, Her Miraculous Return From the Dead Should Raise a Couple of Eyebrows. I'm Not Crazy About Test Tube and Fan Making Her, I Feel Its a Odd They Did This When They Explicitly Learned Not to Project Their Feelings Onto Other Concious Beings Before, and Also I Simply Don't Think Either of Them are This Disrespectful. Both of Them Were on Marshmallow's Team, They (In Theory) Would Know How Much Bow Meant to Her.

S3 Keeps Gesturing At the Theme of a Show Being Dragged Out Long Past When It Should've Finished and I Think Bot Should Be a Thesis Character for This, and I Think the Weird Walkie Talkie Voice Should've Been Responsible for Her Existence. We Don't Know Anything About Walkie Talkie Because She Doesn't Do Anything, if She Did Make Bot That Would Make Sense With Her Whole Goal of Keeping ii Running and it Would Add Some Tension ans Complexity to the Series. How Did She Do This and Why? Are There Other People Involved? Isnt This Horribly Invasive? You Could Still Have Test Tube and Fan Adopt Bot or Whatever Idc But If She Was Made By a Shadowy Faceless Entity Using the Likeness of a Popular Dead Celebrity to Boost Ratings of a New TV Show That Would Say Something Right? There's a Statement Being Made Here, What's the Statement of Test Tube and Fan Making Bot Other Than "We Did Not Learn From the Egg Baby."

[notthestarwar]

Wheres that post talking about the different hair routines of different clones where tup would have like a full our routine and some of them would be using all in one shower gel???

Anyway I feel that intensely cause like while I do feel all the clones should have curly hair and love to see it, there's a massive difference in well cared for curly hair vs curly hair you've used shower gel on. And I think the standard would be to use shower gel on it tbh. I do not think conditioner was standard issue in the gar.

I love the idea of there being a few clones who are all about their haircare routine and the rest of their brothers are like ??? Why does your hair look like that tho? Is a mutation? And they're like. No! This is just what your hair would look like if it was looked after. Seems fake but OK, what's conditioner?

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

~Anakin Skywalker, Jedi General~

When it's quiet, when it's still, and nothing in the world gives him any peace, Obi-Wan will go back. He tells himself it's the last time, every time. Jedi do not grieve the dead long past their loss. Jedi grieve and let go. Jedi rejoice in life, and look forward to being one with the cosmic force someday. A promise to be reunited with the lost.

Still, General Kenobi goes, more nights than not. Perhaps he isn't a very good jedi after all.

The Halls of Heroes are less of a room, and more like a series of hallways that connect useful chambers. Paintings and relics from eras come and gone line the walls. Warriors from the Army of Light are framed up right next to healers lost to the devastation of temple Ossus.

The walk through these corridors is especially bright tonight, with three of the four moons nearly full. It's light enough the nocturnal jedi out and about are averting their eyes and avoiding the windows. This suits his purpose. He takes the best lit pathways, and avoids being spoken to.

It's for the best, he’s simply not good company this time of night, or in this mood.

As he gets closer, Obi-Wan passes by the myriad tribute to those lost in this endless bloody war, the lives taken in these past eight years of horror. He acknowledges each face, but pauses especially long at the fire-water fountain kept lit at all hours to honor the clones.

Cody…

He cannot linger or he will break, and so he does not. His final destination is between a room purpose-built for conflict meditation, and an incidental meditation corner where the starlight and plants just so happen to radiate very pleasantly with the living force. A little nexus of joy.

Obi-Wan likes that His memorial is nearby it, though he knows a droid charging station might be more appropriate.

The jedi master arrives to the place he should not be, and only manages one syllable of his usual greeting before having to swallow and turn his face aside. He pats the frame instead.

After a long while, Obi-Wan gathers himself up enough to say what he came to say. The one he speaks to had always preferred bluntness, so, he is blunt.

“Well my dear, now that the situation on Ryloth is stable, the council is back to pushing me to take on a new padawan. Yes, still a terrible idea, I know. I've seen this particular cycle happen before, however. My fellow councilors will push those less inclined to take on new learners until either they are paired with a poor match, or-” he pauses to clear his throat, “-or they end up with a padawan they don't want, and the youngling must live with the knowledge that they were never really wanted.”

He sighs, running his fingers along the frame, chancing one quick glance up at the perfect capture of square jaw and mischievous eyes.

“I don’t want them to pair me with a youngling not predisposed to war either. I am still on the front at least once a month. I must have a learner that will not be broken by such a situation.”

Obi-Wan sets his forehead against the wall beside the memorial. “We were so fortunate with Ahsoka. I didn't realize it at the time, but we were just… so terribly fortunate.”

He swallows again, stepping back and hugging himself as he looks up at his lost brother-friend-padawan. “I'm going to the creche today to meet the younglings looking for a master. Guide me? Help me find a padawan that... One that-”

He can't say it.

Obi-Wan turns to lean back against the wall, and spends a little while just breathing.

"I miss you," he says instead.

[tinky-dinky]

Honestly, the adult Jedi did kinda deserve to die at the hands of the child slaves they were using as cannon fodder for a war neither the Jedi nor the clones should have been involved in.

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt rabbit au so hard rn... Nikola sitting there having initially thought having two bosses with questionable morals was rad as hell as he watches one of said bosses try to solve one accidental murder by doing like 3 other murders and one of them might have included him but he doesn't realize that yet