#let him chill

[candle-scm]

Zuko wakes up covered in turtleducks a few times a week actually

[ldpdluvr]

the kindest thing you could do to ldpdl is put him in subspace and take care of him

[lauriel816]

That’s one way to say you don’t give a sh*t about the chaos at Germany NT ⚽️

[homestuckexamination]

i hate to say something like this but i feel like WV should have just died in cascade leaving PM the sole survivor seeing as WV was barely contributing anything to the plot after act 5

Alright. But did WV detract from anything happening after Act 5. Why does the existence and survival of a character hinge entirely on whether they can affect and influence the plot in a meaningful way.

You've fallen into Vriska's Trap. Did Dave and Rose's Conversation on Character Arcs mean nothing to you...

[see-arcane]

two questions if it's OK!

He had apologized to her for his condition in a dozen ways despite her insistence that it did not matter. His temperature only plummeted when he was ‘at work.’

Was he apologizing for being cold to the touch?

          He always found it hard to believe her. She always found it easy to prove. So it went. So it would go for as long as they could fight for it. Griffin had muttered in passing that he could no longer tell if Jonathan was the most or least lucky man alive."

I'm just wondering why Griffin thinks that, as I didn't understand the implication :)

(not native english speaker)

Yes, he was. Having an icy handshake is livable, but he hates accidentally giving Mina a chill. Makes tender hugs and kisses awkward (at least until he thaws out For Reasons).

Griffin is highlighting the fact that for every miraculous save or upgrade Jonathan gets in his increasingly weird life, it's always preceded by something absolutely horrible happening first. Case in point: all the events of Dracula, getting kidnapped by an underwater sea captain, being fixated on by a doctor's gremlin alter ego, turning into an eldritch horror-god's personal assistant/gofer/chew toy...

Yeah, he gets out of these situations for the better.

But It Would Be Nice to Not Be Put in These Situations and Predicaments By All These Fucked Up Old Dudes and Their Issues, Thank You.

[nauticrowe]

[johnbottoms]

when larry gets to be happy dude i will literally be throwing a party. every other episode is like hey guys what if larry relived his worst nightmare and gets sent into a spiral of despair . i do eat it up like a delicious meal but guys pls. 

[pangur-and-grim]

the world is too big for this tiny boy

[enigmaris]

Captain Marvel overhears some of the heroes in the Justice League talk about how weird it is that he is the only major hero who hasnt brought in a child protege.

Worried about the threat to his secret identity, he goes to the one person he thinks can help him.

"Hey Danny, wanna pretend to be Marvel Junior? I dont want the Justice League to think I'm weird."

Danny, who has been hanging with Billy as a fellow homeless kid in fawcett, looks up at the sky and thinks for a minute. Other than Billy, he doesn't like the JLA. In fact, he kind of hates their guts.

"That sounds fucking hilarious, count me in."

[stars-obsession-pit]

Following an accident, Danny wakes up in Gotham City in a DC universe. Lacking any forms of ID or possessions beyond the clothes on his back, he’s forced to commit some crimes to survive. Minor crimes, but still.

And then he gets caught.

During the court proceedings, they come to the mistaken conclusion that he’s a Meta suffering from some psychiatric issues such as Cotard’s Syndrome (a real rare condition where a person holds the delusional belief that they’re dead/don’t exist/etc).

Thus, between his “need for mental treatment” and the concerns about housing someone with his unique physical traits, he is sentenced to spend time in Arkham Asylum. He’s under pretty low security aside from the anti-Meta stuff and has more freedoms than some other inmates, but it’s still not a great experience. Even at the best of times, Arkham is hardly a nice place.

Some of his fellow residents are decently chill all things considered, but lots very much aren’t.

[thecmaly]

really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

[betelgeusing]

daniel larusso: having an ordinary day at the office with his beautiful wife

johnny lawrence: trying to figure out what a "credit score" is and if he has one

john kreese, 78 y/o, TRIPPING BALLS IN A CAVE IN THE JUNGLE AFTER GETTING SNAKEBIT ON A MYSTIC QUEST:

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

[petitesmafia]

Chuuya wanting to put this whole Fyodor thing behind them is sooo funny like he's genuinely so over it 😭

every chapter since Chuuya's just been like "is he dead? he's dead. he's sooo dead" likeee he's so funny fr 😭 watch how in the next chapter he's just gonna be like. pause. he's NOT FUCKING DEAD??

[doctorsiren]

since you did Stan and Hermes, why not Ford and Athena?

Perhaps he wrote about this in Journal 1 😁

[auspicioustidings]

Very enamoured with Ghost getting teased because he's looking bigger recently. He always been a hefty chunk of hunk, but he's definitely putting on a bigger layer of fat. Eventually and without any warning he invites the team to his flat for dinner and they're all a bit flabbergasted because he's never seen them outwith work.

They meet his bird and it is immediately apparent why their LT put on some pounds. Soap is pretty sure he is going to need rolled out of there. Ghost's bird is an excellent host and a phenomenal cook and baker and honestly not at all what any of them would think Ghost would ever go for. She's just so wholesome, so gentle and kind and nurturing. And it almost makes Price tear up because now when Soap teases Ghost about being bigger all he can think is how happy his LT is, how comfortable and warm a home he has waiting for him.