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had something to say about kise being a lesbian magnet but i forgorđ i am 100% right though
#knb#kuroko no basket#kise ryouta#lesbians just adopt him#every lesbian elects themselves as his lesbian aunt now heâs got a hoard of lesbian aunts#he doesnt even know what he does or why they flock to him but they pamper him non stop#heâs the first person that lesbian classmate comes out to even if they arent that close#that one LETâS GO LESBIANS video but itâs kise leading the pack#im a lesbian so what i say is right
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i love this pic sm bc they literally look like a cunty team of detectivesâŚ. theyâre like the mystery inc. if they slayed
#MISStery Inc.#ft. allan ofc heâs one of the girls now theyâve adopted him#they even have their own van and barbieâs lil pink laptop to record clues with like the vision is sooo clear to me#also barbie is daphne and gloria is velma :)) just putting that out there :)))#barbie#scooby doo#mystery incorporated#barbiegloria#gloria x barbie#barbie x gloria#cinema#lesbian#lgbt#sapphic#wlw
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I really, really love Dori in the Batman. No reason either. She's just an old lady who most definetly knows Bruce's knightly secret and...Doesn't tell anyone about it, in my mind.
But it got me thinking. She's the only staff we see besides Alfred. Headcanon that, as Bruce got older, employees started to slowly leave. People Bruce knew since he started walking and speaking.
Not because they hated him, oh no. Because he started looking more and more like his parents.
#like wahhhh#they have reunions once a year thought and yes they do drag bruce out of his room#his security team is a bunch of himbo gym bros that call him 'bruce bro' SJDKD#'hey dude guess what! my girlfriend has autism too. what should i get her for her birthday?'#and bruce is like ?!?!?!?!#they remind him to take his anxiety meds and bruce 'bullied kid core' wayne hides from them all the time but they just think hes shy shshs#jock adopting lesbian core#bruce wayne#dc#text#batman#battinson#text post
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so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons
#first off i think rin and mare would get along. maybe not at first but after a while they would#i think venka and evangeline would become the best of friends like the second they lay eyes on each other#AND evangeline would probably help venka realize that she's an absolute lesbian#i also think rin would get along with farley And with cameron especially#i think the cike (and kitay) would IMMEDIATELY adopt shade and kilorn and they'd have the silliest of dynamics. while being a menace#i think the cike wouldn't like cal at first but then they'd be chill about him#AND nezha and cal would also get along. btw. if you even care.#just thinking about rinezha and marecal interactions makes me dryheave i'm literally climbing the walls of my room right now#also qara and iris would get along AND hot take but i think she'd also get along with chaghan cause she'd be the only person he respects#imo#i also think jiang and mare would get along. tho he'd probably get on her nerves more often than not#i don't think altan and maven would get along with anyone lmao they're such freaksđ#i like to imagine that altan would have INSANE one-sided beef with cal AND mare that'd be histeric#like they really dgaf about him it'd be so one-sided it'd be embarrassing for altan#maybe. MAYBE. cameron could manage him (cause they're both commited to being Haters yknow). but only for like 5 secs at most .#i also like to imagine chaghan and maven would have the biggest beef known to mankind i think they'd find each other insufferableâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸#and evangeline and chaghan???? ohh chaghan's gonna find out how MEAN a mean lesbian can be alright. mlm/wlw hostilityđ¤đ¤â¨ď¸#and what if rin and cal get somewhat along bc she understands the responsability the older sibling has over the younger one.#what if she completely understands his guilt WAAAAIT#ohh the more i think about them the more insane i get#this is just a snippet of the headcanons i have in mind rn#maybe i should make a more ''organized'' post about it#and not hide it in the tagsđ#also the joy and whimsy one gets from making your faves hate each other's guts... it's so entertaining... peace and love on planet earthâ¤ď¸#the poppy war#red queen series#red queen#also don't mind any grammatical mistakes i didn't check anything before typing this. and i don't have respect for the english language <3
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love how everyone in the fandom just calls cynthiaâs dad âPapa Zdunowskiâ
#or at least in the fanfic side of the fandom#like he hasnât had any actual screen time#just that one bit in ep 2#and we all just love him#idk why it just makes me happy#papa zdunowski W!!!#grease rise of the pink ladies#rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#grease rotpl#cynthia zdunowski#rotpl cynthia#grease: rise of the pink ladies#cynthia rotpl#update ig#yâall IK THATS WHAT NANCY CALLED HIM#IM JUSY SAYIN ITS FUNNY THAT WE ADOPTED IT TOOđ#lesbians be lesbianing
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I just watched the 5th episode of Agatha All Along and my thought after the revel of Billy was âoh now , Rio, Agatha and him are an adopted killer family. The two powerful psychopathic witches training and raising child that hates one of them. â
And then I thought I should probably stop reading so much tumbler posts because that I so not happening.
Maby I need to start writing FanFic again.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#billy maximoff#teen#adoptive mother#psycho witches#hate love#adoptive family#lesbian mothers#witch mother#all I is really cool that he said for him witchcraft isnât about killing for his own gain#and then eminently proceed kills the whole coven#or whatâs left of it#except rio#does he just kill not for fun but just because#because thatâs what he makes it look like#even if he doesnât mean it like that#(i know or suspect at least)
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I think in s2, as a treat, if coop wasnât insta-ghouled, I want some scenes of a scruffy human coop in his costume trying to survive the wasteland
#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )#I think the tragedy of him is that he absolutely KNOWS how and what to do to survive#he has taken a life before#he has felt justified in doing so even if it obviously was difficult to deal with having done that#it wouldnât be hard to find his place in the wasteland and become a Threat#whatâs sad is he really fucking doesnât WANT to#he does not want to hurt and kill for what he needs#but he has to. so he does. and he loses a little bit of himself every time he does#so he adopts his ghoul persona; this act; to shield himself from that#and at some point cooper Howard just kinda ceases to beâŚ#until one dayâŚ.#(look I donât try to bring everything back to g.houlcy. the show does it on its own ok)#anyway back to being self indulgentâI want lowcut sheriff costume scenes okay#let a lesbian enjoy her man crush ffs
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holding olis literal-bastard brother in. my hands. if treebark are his parents then this is the renfalse love child... or the solidwood love child... many such possibilities
YOU MAKE GOOD POINTS
#HDJFSHFJDHFJD...#the thing is. treebark are oli's 'adoptive' parents. he does have bio parents that are the king n queen they're just not very important#BUT you're making me think.......#technically jimmy is already in the au. him and lizzie have a coffee shop/tea house thing in oli's kingdom#i just haven't written that fic yet so no one knows that#but false... false could be his adoptive mom after his Real mom gave him up.......#OR maybe false n the queen were lesbians together. the queen is bi after all#there's something to that. there's something there#does this matter at all probably not. but i'm thinking about it#pho.asks#ilexdiapason#should i au tag this. why not#butterflies.and.wind.chimes
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a softer world, vampire academy.Â
#vampireacademyedit#vaedit#mia rinaldi#mia karp#vampire academy#*#a softer world#for whatever it's worth i still called mia rinaldi as a lesbian#this is probably more representative of book mia/andre#but i think it's applicable to either#mia failing on both fronts - failing to win andre's love and thus being disposable to him and failing to love andre herself no matter how#hard she tries#the show did endear me to andre more than i ever cared for it to#i do care about there being genuine love there. that andre did care for mia and there was something sincere there#and mia did truly love him if not in that way (even if she wouldn't have clung as she did were it not for the compulsory sexuality at play)#especially given the added layer of mia's adoption#something something andre living in a world where everything is wealth and status and nothing is real and mia likewise struggling with#identity and each of them finding something recognizable in each other#and mia truly grieving that when it's gone#i just think mia <3
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i donât really like yurifying m/f ships for a number of reasons but when i say harijun is yuri iâm so damn serious about that⌠whenever i remember thatâs not canon i physically recoil like seojun is NOT a guy đ thatâs a he/him butch AND HIM AND HARIN ARE LES4LES please donât make me sickâŚâŚâŚ.. he literally came out okđ Stop etop theyâre so butchfemme please god
#i donât like making m/f ships yuri mostly because i find people who do that Annoying#mostly cause theyâd never ship two canon women#usually theyâre just trying to get some cool person points or not have FOMO when clearly theyâre just a heterojoshi or a fujo#and donât actually care for women#just like your damn ship⌠iâm so sick of people doing like tfem t.sukasa to ship w m.inori or smth#(<- implied to be lesbian is she not?? like why are we bringing this canon man into that???)#(just like. you guys would rather die than ship women wouldnât you)#(cause idk. hc what you want be free iâm willing to listen! at a certain point it feels more like you wanna ship that without backlash tho.#maybe iâm just crazy and reaching but iâve observed it throughout the years and it really irritates me as himejo number one)#so anyway harijun is really yuri and i will never joke.. I HAVE GENUINE REASON TO SAY THIS TOO#what do u even do when u become a girls replacement child because you happen to look like her đ what#thatâs why hyeminâs parents adopted him like goodnight#anyway so#đ§¸#i could always elaborate on both of these too btw i know this doesnât really make sense maybe#but yeah
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An AU where they grew up as upper class rich kids going to fancy charity events and banquets every weekend.
Mike hates them and is dragged to them against his will, but at least Max is also forced to attend with her family, so they don't have to suffer at these stuck up formal parties alone. The Byers-Hoppers are new in town and are attending their first charity event as members of the rich people community of Hawkins and Mike has a bi panic moment when he spots the family's twins in the crowd. (at first his silly ass almost mistakes them for a couple until Max corrects him)
The Wonder Twins(as Max calls them) seem like an intimidating pair, they are in their element at the fancy events, and Mike is very much not. But when he catches the twins pulling pranks on the sidelines of the events, he gets the courage to try and befriend them.
(this had a companion piece of Mike and Max, but anything I made would just not look even close to what the sketch did, so I just put the sketch under the cut)
#byler#madwheeler#willel#this could be also interpreted as mileven... but it's not mileven endgame sođ#not that I said what the endgame is. it's byler tho#the wonder twins#I didn't mean to but there's a man that lowkey could be brenner on the BG. is it himđđ it probably isđ#will and el also kinda hate the events. they're so boring and stuck up so they had to entertain themselves#theyd do stupid stuff like idk. put hotsauce in the punch or in peoples champange glasses. pick pocket because they're little criminals#El is a lesbian in this AU (like she is to me in canon toođ)#I love the gay/lesbian twins that are not twins because they're adoptive siblings. althought in this AU they could be bio twinsđ¤#also semi modern AU. not really tied to any time period because I can't think like thatđ¤Ą#shitbyme#oh! OH!! I tried someting new with this drawing cuz I was in a serious funk.#I've been seeing a bunch of grape.fruit.artz 's art on tiktok and tried work some aspect of their style/art into this piece#because their style is so pretty. it's so simple yet so complex. just amazing#I don't think it's very apparent. other than maybe the facial features cuz it's the only part where I did that.#but yeah giving credit where it's due
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The list of characters that Scott can and probably will make worse is growing so fucking fast and I fear for my life
(just me rambling about silly stuff in the tags because I'm happy and having fun)
#â in lesbians ; out of character#the upcoming osomatsu and scott interaction... jesus christ!!! those two are going to JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!#then there's softie/benjamin this poor tortured soul who just got adopted from an alleyway by a complete fucking loser#i've also talked to someone about having him interact with arnold shortman. my god arnold and his five year old#and TAILS. okay well maybe that might go smoothly since they're both nerds but god forbid scott doesn't get any âbright ideasâ fucking hell#weirdly enough the arnold one is the most hysterical scenario to me at the moment. scott is just a younger and better looking oskar to him.#arnold's job is solving everybody's problems i can only assume he's gonna need two therapists after meeting scott oh my god.#KEEP HIM ON A LEASH ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!#i'd say sorry to osomatsu but i'm not#no to be honest i think i'm sorry to scott for once. GET AWAY FROM HIM HE'S ALREADY GOT DISCORD MOD QUALITIES HE DOESN'T NEED TO MEET ONE#ahhh i'm giggling so much i'm so excited#you guys are all so cool
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man I love wyll so much he's such an interesting character!!!
#i wish i could bring myself to romance him but im too lesbian to do that. but!!! i love him very much nonetheless#like im making my way through act 3 and just had to make The Choice for him and godddddd. i felt so fucking bad for him#bc no matter what you chose he's kinda fucked#....and then right after that scene shart started telling me about how she wants to grow flowers and adopt animals with me đđ#the emotional whiplash was strong#but ayyy! i'm finally in baldur's gate proper!!! and holy shit is this city big#i am. a bit overwhelmed but oh well#bg3 spoilers#hana plays bg3#hananans
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Really old oc of mine I decided to draw (because he kinda looks like Basil omori)
Heâs so old in fact I was never a good enough artist to draw him how I wanted when I still used him so. Hereâs a gift for my younger self :}
#he was an rp oc for a group I donât talk to anymore#he was so fun though#he had like 5 adopted daughters through his run#the main one he had in the longest rp thing I used him for was so sad#she watched him die a horrible gruesome death and was never the same#and then in his next life he had a boyfriend who was a serial killer so thatâs something#not just a serial killer a serial killer who KILLED ALL HIS PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS#my guy was the only one he didnât kill.#he had a couple other boyfriends in his time.#many very whorish men were drawn to him because of the religious trauma#he threw a wine bottle at a drunk girl#the drunk girl was ALSO MY CHARACTER#it was because she pie faced him with her pirate girlfriend#thatâs not a metaphor#she literally put a pie in his face#sheâs a whole other story thoughâŚ#monster hunting drunken lesbian#ANYWAY he had this other daughter who was ALSO a serial killer#and once a son who was ALSO A SERIAL KILLER#itâs not like there were a lot of those itâs just theyâre drawn to him for something#and he made enemies a femme fatale#he had a few enemies actuallyâŚ.#and 1 entirely platonic friend (except for that one time)#people around that guy either tried to fuck him kill him or got adopted with just the one exception#there was also that time he tried to kill a robot and she shot a tranquilizer at him#and once when he bit a guyâŚ.#and once when he stabbed a girl. who was his adopted daughters sister#OH THERES A MAX TO TAGS??? ok then#oc#dannyâsdrawingsŠď¸
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I'm dismantling Steve Harrington in my mind btw also projecting on to him but that's to be expected
#every single one of his actions contradicts who he is set up to be in the first season and I literally cannot get enough of it#the idea that he was just going through the motions until his ex gf's kid brother and friends were like you're our mom now#the fuckin turn around on this guy I swear#anyway to me he was only ever popular because of his parents expectations + the looks + left alone with the big house combo#this guy is hot and throws the best ragers so obviously he's popular but then he doesn't know a single movie#and he can't walk without tripping half the time and almost never wins a fight#he's adopted all the outcast kids he's soulmates with the lesbian band geek#I can just imagine him getting past the fear of losing his reputation and then immediately being like oh thank god that's over actually#it's so exhausting to pretend to be what you're not for other people#even if you're good at it and don't totally hate it never fully being yourself is just draining#i said I was projecting didn't I
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the true miracle of me creating a roleswap au is that I so far only have the one. We shall see how long that lasts.
It starts out when Kit is a child, not yet a Jedi padawan but familiar with the basics of the Force and already bound at the hip to Kaojacol. I imagine that, although this is more a "those weird young people/new money" type of trend, there may well be people in the Empire who do the sci-fi equivalent of shady transracial adoptions - here is a kid they can say they saved by raising them in traditions that would never be their own, in this case an alien being "saved" by human "parents", but even better than that for them is that they can send Kit off to Korriban soon after that, gaining all the clout of a child among the Sith without having to contend with actually taking care of said child or losing their blood child to such training. Kit doesn't know if he's glad or not to be free of the people who kidnapped him, because Korriban feels like more of the same but with more Force lightning, but he knows anger intimately at a much earlier age than in my main canon. His anxiety is still there, and still drives him, but he doesn't have the same downward spiral because there's nowhere to spiral to.
It also starts out when Tavansa and Sarrant's mother goes against their father's wishes by sending Tavansa away, into the Republic, so she can train as a Jedi where it's safe rather than in the abusive lifestyle of the Sith. Tavansa's empathy and delight in the small joys of life are never corrupted by the anger and violence of the Sith, though she's always afraid to lose herself for the sake of others. Sarrant, not being Force-sensitive, stays with his mother when she leaves their father, but learns early the value of freedom. He becomes a boutny hunter as an adult, the better to make his own rules and create his own family. He doesn't shy away from attacking Jedi, but always in the back of his mind he's afraid that someday he'll face his sister again on opposite ends of a weapon.
It also starts when Kaoja's best friend vanishes overnight, and she throws herself into combat training, becoming a Jedi Knight. Losing the person she loves like a piece of her own heart hardens her and makes her reckless; as a padawan she nearly dies trying to infiltrate Korriban on her own, certain that her childhood friend is alive and there. She doesn't find him, not for years, but her path takes her into the heart of the Empire and she decides that if she can't bring her best friend back she can at least destroy the system that took him away.
But maybe it starts when Rig is pulled from slavery by an Imperial Agent who thinks he can be manipulated, molded into a weapon who thinks he has the power but never will. Rig is happy to be the loose cannon they set sliding whenever they please, knowing that the Empire depends on what he does, and happier still when his actions reveal cracks in Intelligence or the Empire itself. He doesn't feel any particular loyalty to his bosses, but he does love knowing how much they need him.
I know it doesn't start when Ven and Nalyan come through time, still separated and still convinced they're alone. Nalyan is just on the other side of the wall from a briefing Kaoja attends, a briefing so secret that his being there makes the soldiers who find him think he must be a spy until he lies and says he got lost on his way to his first day as a soldier - a job he's never wanted, that reminds him of the worst day of his life every time he sees trooper armour. Ven is among slaves on Korriban, and almost immediately stages a revolt and escape. She is caught, but she's satisfied with what she's done, until the Sith tell her she won't die. She'll be a slave herself, one who'll have to watch her fellow slaves die any time she steps out of line - and when that gets too much, and she tries to use the Force she never touches to change the balance of power, she catches the eye of Darth Zash herself, sending her down the last path she ever wanted.
It ends with Exchei, one of the slaves Ven saves, stealing a broken-down ship and running away to become a no-name criminal in the Outer Rim. She has no purpose, no intentions, no training in the Force she learned to hide a long time ago - but she's free and happy and she builds a crew full of people she cares for, and she'd take that over power any day.
#swtor ocs#my ocs#something something the fact that i fucked most of them up awfully and then the two who were sith in my og universe are thriving#exchei never Has to kill people to be safe. tavansa never Has to shut off her compassion. but kit and ven have to suffer to free them.#and the worst thing is if you asked kit and ven they'd probably volunteer to take that on and spare exchei and tavansa#roleswap au#kitiver valath: the king of anxiety#sarrant: the soft touch with a body count#tavansa: murder lesbians need hugs too#kaojacol valath: mom friend with a sword#ri'gastio: just the biggest asshole#nalyan: begging to the force to let him rest#ven: never done adopting new family#exchei: your murderer and your best friend
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