#lesbians and their love for the riddler

[ktsghost]

god I wish that was me

[lesbiiancrow]

yuri scriddler!! yuri scriddler!!

[milkymooshi]

Butch4Butch Nygmobblepot if you can hear me please save us Butch4Butch Nygmobblepot pleaserereeee please Butch4butch Nygmobblepot

[losergendered]

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disabled Chell / autistic Equius Zahhak / ADHD Scout / neurodivergent Scott Pilgrim / OCD Edward Nashton / blind Terezi Pyrope

For @mogai-headcanons edit event! Day 8: neurodivergency | disability | etc.

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car Au part 15

Previous. Masterpost

“Ok, then “car dude���. What the fuck are you doing and what did you do to Danny?” Red Hood demanded.

Danny wasn't sure to feel threatened by the Red Hood or appreciated over the fact that Jason had gotten the notorious Crime Lord Bat to look for him after only about a day and a half of being a car. He knew the other street kids trusted Jason with their lives, but to ask The Red Hood to find a missing kid was a bit much in his opinion. And while Danny trusted Jason (never with a bet involving stickers and Bat-Items again), he Did Not Trust Hood, especially when in the secret Batcave. He may be kidnapped, but that is better than death by Bats for intruding and finding out secret stuff. Danny was pulled from his thoughts when he felt a rap on the hood of the car.

“Hey, you going to give some form of answer? Or are you actually going to try to play dumb, cause I will take your wheels off.” Hood threatened again.

“Wait, did you just threaten the car equivalent to breaking his legs?” Duke asked, both amused and horrified. “Nope! We are not torturing a car in the Batcave!” Duke proceeded to try to drag Hood away from the Batmobile.

“Ge’ Off Glowstick. I need to know about Danny!-” Hood yelled while shoving Duke away from him, only to be interrupted by the car blasting the word “SAFE!” that sounded like a snip from a baseball game.

“Are you saying that Danny is safe?” Hood clarified.

It took Jason everything he had to not facepalm at the campiest “Ya!” he had ever heard. It reminded him of something from one of those sports themed Disney movies that Dick sometimes makes them watch.

“Ok. Where is Danny?” Hood asked.

Both Duke and Hood heard a sound clip of Ben Kenobi saying “Of course I know him. He’s me.” echo in the cave.

“Danny?” Both vigilantes asked, Duke in confusion and Hood in horror. This was answered with a “correct” dinging noise that was definitely taken from the Riddler.

Next

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[stagbeetleboy]

Some other batman villains I think would be interesting gender swapped is the riddler, since the btas version had his work stolen. Relating a lady riddler to the many cases of genius women being discredited. Maybe even take her down the riddler redemption arc route that have happened in the comics where she becomes an ally to batman.

Also a Mrs. freeze would be interesting, either as doomed yuri or as a simple swap of Victor and Nora. Both of those I feel like are good routes. I’m almost certain the Nora Mrs. Freeze had to have happened before though (I can’t remember, it’s been a while since I’ve read any batman comics)

As for the other direction, I just like the idea of a lesbian Victoria Freeze fighting for the ability to be with the woman she loves.

[green-nerd-showdown]

GREEN NERD SHOWDOWN ROUND 2 BATTLE 2

Edward Nygma aka the riddler (gotham tv show) vs Marina Ida (splatoon)

THE RIDDLER

His theme is green and also riddles. He changed his name to Edward Nygma to spell E. nygma, Constantly infodumps about his interests. Wears glasses in most of his irritations. Just wants someone to listen to him nerd out. I saw green and nerd and I thought well there is one guy who fits this so so perfectly. His motivations is forcing people to play smart games with him.

He is so so so passionate about everything, especially riddles, any version of his character is so very nerdy from Gotham to Arkham he is a big nerd, also his main color is green, so green nerd, also I just really like this green nerdy dork of a man

I mean look at the guy, no matter the iteration he is and always will be the biggest nerd ever. Like cmon, his whole thing is puzzles and riddles and wordplay and puns. Yes he's a homicidal narcissist but he's also a massive nerd.

Hes literally the riddler

MARINA IDA

she's really good with tech stuff, likes to build robots and vr worlds etc. often talks pearls ear off about this stuff

She is literally autistism the person and also a octopus and also a lesbian what more do you want from her. she has been stated to go on MULTIPLE HOURS WORTH OF LENGTH info dumps about heavy machinery. she does not know what a social clue is and is in love with her best friend.

she was military strategy general or something at like age six and once held a nine-hour long speech about excavators. also a mechanical genius.

[biggie-cheeese]

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@lys1th3a THANKS FOR BEING THE BESTEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!!!! shout out to the riddler for making lesbians real!!! I'm really glad you made that blog and interacted with me. We already knew eachother but we didn't start actually talking until we made giddler real. Ur the sweetest and smartest person ever and I love collabing with you on aus

@1elstuckinthevoid1 THE freak!!! I love noches and gman so so so much i'm so glad we have the guys <33 i'm so happy you contacted me in July to yap about the riddle man, I had no idea it would lead to a feral cat bond

@kiara66 YOU!!! Ur so awesome and silly. I love sending cat pictures back and forth and talking about our blorbos. Long live kittygraves!!

@cr0w-28 ur one of the coolest people of all time. I love to pick your brain and talk about the dork squad with you. You're why I love jonathan and jervis so much an i'm so so so happy we met

@scarecrowspawn (for the mod) I FUCKING LOVE AUTUMN AND BARNABY I'M SO HAPPY YOU INTERACTED WITH ME!!!!!

[victimsofyaoipoll]

Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Stephanie Brown

Literally my best friend ever!!! Every time she shows up in a comic I point at her and smile!!! She’s the vigilante known as spoiler & batgirl & was a robin before getting fridged because of editorial mandate and misogyny she deserves so much better @_@. The m/m that some people hate her for is timkon; like they ARE very gay but people are genuinely insane about hating her instead of also realizing that she too is gay (insane amount of subtext w her bff cass). Basically she was Tim’s girlfriend for a long time on and off. People will literally call her abusive for no reason they’ll be like oh but she didn’t apologize for starting a gang war accidentally and faced no consequences for it :/ as if she wasn’t literally KILLED OFF BRUTALLY. And although hate is rarer for her nowadays from what I’ve seen she’s also a victim of Background Lesbian Syndrome. And also a victim of Woman Not Allowed To Have Ocmplex Feelings in the source material itself (tim is canonically bi now yay but like steph wasn’t allowed to have any complicated feelings at all at her on again off again ex breaking up with her for good???). Anyways she’s the light of my life.

she’s the light of my life my baby girl my everything. she canonically dated tim drake, but people love to ship tim with his male friend kon or his male brothers (🤢🤮) and so they constantly sideline her, making her the quirky wingwoman or sometimes even villainizing her by trying to claim she was abusive to tim. i don’t know why so many people hate her my girl will literally just be standing there and people will hate on her.

Stephanie was first introduced in the 1994 Robin series as a side love interest for Robin, but when she turned out to be really popular she became the main love interest. Because of this, she was fully fleshed out as a vigilante calling herself Spoiler to try and take down her villainous father, the Cluemaster. She later grew a lot closer to other cast members, such as Batgirl and Oracle, to get herself a firmly established place among the bats. Then, she dies in a gang war after taking up the Robin mantle. Eventually, in 2009, she was brought back from the dead and took on the Batgirl mantle. Her and Robin get back together sometime around ~2010 and they are solidly together until 2021. Then, Robin breaks up with her off panel for zero reason in canon, only to date some really boring guy named Bernard. By fanon, she's often demonized and turned into an abuser to make either this ship, or a lot of other mlm ships happen. Either that or things are mysteriously set in the time she's dead despite characters who were not yet introduced until she returned appearing. strange.

Selina Kyle/Catwoman

She's a badass and a complex character. She's awesome regardless of her relationship with Batman. Still, she's often called a b*tch by the fandom and villainized for the sake of their m/m ship.

You should see the way she’s completely ignored in favor of people shipping Batman with the Riddler. You’d think she’s not in this movie at all from the fic / art some people make.

Literally has suffered more than Jesus, reduced to a sex object by so many writers and then completely discarded by fanon for the sake of Bruce’s so called boyfriends again and again even though she’s so much more than those most reductive portrayals. Robs the rich to give to herself. Definitely had a threesome with Harley and Ivy at least once. Too good to be bad, too bad to be good. 

[cannedbeefaroni]

I ship poison ivy and the riddler, but only under the circumstance that she’s using him. I want him remaining willingly ignorant to the fact that she doesn’t love him whatsoever. I want him so obsessed with her that he can’t function. All she’d have to do is praise him, and he’d be putty in her hands. I need her to team up with him for her personal agenda, knowing it’ll take less than minimal effort to manipulate him. If he begins to show any doubt, all she has to do incentivize him with a sexual favor, and he obeys like a dog.

That however wouldn’t last long. It would eventually slip that she’s, well, a lesbian. The second Selena or Harley shows up, she’d lose any interest in Eddie. Him realizing ivy used him would completely cause him to switch from adoring her to hating her with every fiber of his being. Like mind numbing primal rage. And he can’t even do anything about it because she’s so powerful.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

THE RIDDLER from BATMAN: JOKER'S ASYLUM

JUSTIFICATION:

"I think Jessica was a lesbian, transition would have been the real solution to the riddle of love" - @mutalieju

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[grave-queen-jakrabitt]

Comic headcannons batfam edition

Every fucking villain in Gotham has an agreement NOBODY FUCKS WITH ALFRED. As a matter of fact he's rather well liked

Harley, ivy and Catwoman invited Alfred to a gossip circle and he takes them shopping. When they ask why he just responds "girls please I work for the richest family in Gotham not wearing an owl mask, I live at their house I don't need to save money at my age"

The supervillains all have a favorite robin (continued below)

Bane respects Jason's violence lust for vengeance

riddler loves swapping brain teasers with tim on the ride to Arkham

Dick Grayson will only refer to Dr freeze as victor. Victor always loves hearing stories from his circus days and dick helps victor figure out how to save his wife

Scarecrow enjoys discussing phobias with Damien (thought over)

Alfred is actually more loaded then the Waynes because he convinced the penguin to bet all of his assets including the iceberg lounge on a game of cards and Alfred won but is content with a 50% of the legitimate casino profit.

Jason todd and killer croc are actually close friends and croc gave batman an offer, say the word and I eat him

Cassandra Cain is extremely protective of Damien because of their similar upbringing and she absolutely hates Thalia al ghul

Alfred knows how to fight in heels and nobody questions it.

If one of the kids comes out as a different gender or sexuality Alfred takes the time to actually learn about it and makes Bruce do the same if they want Bruce to know. If they don't his lips are sealed tighter than nightwings cheeks

Duke, Steph and Harper develop a unique system of Morse code and hydrographics that correspond to them.

Cassandra is a lesbian and got Alfred's help figuring out a way to turn music into a code so she could ask out Harper with a passionate love song.

Colin Rowe is one of Damiens best friends, Bruce had to make him invite Colin over but as soon as Titan seemed him Worthy to rub the belly they were instantly cool.

Colin calls Cassandra aunt Cass and she helps him with homework Harper doesn't understand.

Damien actually made friends with Harley's Hyena's and has vowed to make the jokers life a living hell "father said I can't kill, but the joker has upset the she clown with the nice hyenas, oh and Todd died by his hand so he will pay.

The entire batfam has something called the pit stop protocol. If anything ever happens to batman his normal contingency plans run as normal with one exception, sedate Jason for a night, then the entire batfamily including Alfred and Harley grab crowbars and find the joker, they all know what happens next and they take it to the fucking grave. They never tell J.

Barbara still has days where her back gives her problems so she keeps the wheelchair around

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Riddler: *hires the most steryotipical obvious mean lesbians he can find*

Matches "Bruce" Malone: It's not Selina's fault that you need to pay your henchgirls to go on a date with you. She invited me and I came. I imagine you tried the same but they can't tolarate you for free.

Riddler: Is not that deep.

Matches: *sarcastically*Sure, pal.

Riddler: They are lesbians.

Matches: *laughs* Oh yeah? That's what you tell yourself at night?

Riddler: No? That's just reality. They are the lesbianest lesbians I ever met. And they are also clearly dating each other.

Matches: Or they are just good friends and you can't accept woman don't like you.

Riddler: I met then at a gay bdsm club. They hanged a huge lesbian flag at my main headquarter without permision may I add and they are ALWAYS making out. I'm pretty sure they are a lesbian couple.

Matches: Yeah, sure. I would love to hear more of your fanfiction but me and the lady have better things to do.

[later that same week]

Batman "Bruce" : *entering Riddler's headquarter/wherehouse* You are going to Arkham, Riddler.

Riddler: *sitting annoyed in a corner doing crosswords and trying to pointedly ignore Query and Echo making out in from of a comically large lesbian flag who is both clashing with the rest of the green question mark decor and covering a huge part of it* Fucking finally! If I had to thrid wheel this two for even another second I would personally walk all the way back to Arkham and hope our old pal Jeremiah throwed the key away.

Query: Stop being so whinny, boss, it was just a quick make out session.

Riddler: Quick? You two are going on for over three hours!!!!

Query: Really, boss, you are being drama-

Echo: *looks at Query, than at the clock and shakes her head*

Query: Shit! Really?

Echo: Yeah. Wild right? *to Riddler* Sorry, Eds, we lost the time a little bit.

Riddler: *sarcastically* I noticed.

Batman: *akwardly remembering their party conversation* uh... Arkham?

Riddler: Not really, sorry for the lack of fun, I promise a better game next time. *green smoke* *dramatic escapade* Girls?

Echo: Coming. Diedre is just giving me a good luck kiss.

Riddler: If you go to jail because you can't not kiss for a minute I'm not bailing you out.

Query: That's homophobic!

[later that night]

Brucie "Bruce" Wayne: Wait... what the fuck was Riddler doing at a bdsm gay bar to begin with?

[the-good-neighbors]

I need to talk more about my batman stuff

Like bro i genderbent the joker and also the riddler and catwoman

Joker is a he/him lesbian now or (more like agender and/or genderfluid and pansexual)

(But like having the joker be afab in a 1920s setting just makes sense to me in a way that i just cant explain to you in such short notice)

Like we got a toxic polycule with joker, harley, and harvey

(An dw later we do get harley and ivy)

And also the hatter and scarcrow are gay and in love (and nigma is in there too)

And we cant forget drag queen Catwoman and bisexual bruce (but tbh we all kinda knew he was bi)

Also bruce and dent totally had a thing

So basically when i write batman EVERYONE is kissing EVERYONE

Also i associate all of them with different types of toxins pls pls pls ask me about this i wanna rant about why each of them is their respective poision/chemical/drug🥺🥺😭🥺🥺😭🥺😭

[ev1llesb1an]

Documentation of my comphet throughout the years 🧍‍♀️

Okay so I thought it’d be funny to talk abt my most intense male fixation eras as a lesbian (idk i’m just shitposting into the void again) judge me all u want (it is probably needed) but i need ppl to understand the real me 🙏

IT CROPPED HALF HIS FACE OUT but i just realised if you aren’t british ur gonna have no idea who he is anyone (he’s lachlan white from emmerdale) omg this was an ERA everyone around me thought i was going insane (i was) but like they just didn’t get it he slayed so hard at a level that will never be reached (literally) also tom atkinson on sex education was like a full circle moment for me omg but anyways i was like 11-12 here these were literally my formative years this changed me FOREVER don’t judge he slayed omg

THIS okay so u can’t even blame me for this one it’s just correct. yes he’s like walking masculinity stereotype BUT he also had depth and was interesting 😌 the fanfics were SO GOOD this is when i really got into fanfiction and accidentally read smut where someone get pregnant in the hunger games 🧍‍♀️i read this one fic that was like x reader AND THEY STRAIGHT UP BOTH DIED but anyways. i read fanfics abt literally everyone thg character (read abt women and convinced myself i was still straight lmfao) but he was the stand out for me. i recently revisited this era and the fics ppl write on ao3 r INSANE omg like what is wrong with u ppl ( i say this lovingly but also wtf )

OMGOMGOMG BEST ERA OF MY LIFE u actually don’t understand u just had to be there. a solid percentage of my brain even to this day is made up of this man. this is like the stupidest thing ever but when i was like 14 i would just mirror his personality (and tone down the arsehole part obvs) so that i could get more talkative AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED nobody in the whole world will ever understand how much he means to me (i don’t rly understand it myself tbh) and ik ppl literally fuckinf despise him but i will not tolerate the dandy mott slander bc he is literally part of my core identity atp i revisit him every few months just to fully reconnect with my inner being. did anyone read Companion? that shit was crazy also i wrote a fic abt him on wattpad and people actually READ IT so anyways best era of my life it truly never got better i rly hit me peak (i had 0 friends) the few friends i had literally told me i talked abt him too much and it made them like me less 💀

this was arguably my most chill era like yea i was pretty obsessive but with marvel it’s so normalised to be so intense abt everything i kinda just fit right in. there’s too much professor fanfiction r u ppl okay 🧍‍♀️ also more actor fanfiction than i have ever seen for any other man in my LIFE but the capitalism went hard during this era the fluff was so good. arguably my most comforting era? idk i can’t rly explain that one

okay so these two r kinda completely different but also (for obvious reasons) the exact same. gotham was my most openly gay era and for that i will forever be grateful HOWEVER the kristen kringle haters were doing WAY TOO MUCH like she’s already dead why u doing her like that constantly (u will see this sentiment echoed later abt someone else hmmm i wonder who) but yea and then YES i was a paul dano lesbian (literally wasn’t out as lesbian at this point lmao) honestly this is probably the era my friends hated the most they would either awkwardly pretend to agree/care abt the shit i was saying or straight up tell me i was delusional 💀 my friends even now still call it my worst era but i LOVED IT kinda solidified my position at the bottom of the hellish secondary school hierarchy but i still had a good time. the paul dani riddler fanfics r next level tho the way ppl would just post STALKER fics constantly with like zero warnings and it was never labelled as yandere 🧍‍♀️i also got in an argument with a writer on wattpad bc they made the riddler and the oc have like a 6 year age gap and they met when she was 10 and he was like 16 💀 other than that good vibes all round

tbh this era was pretty brief i can’t fully explain what happened here like the vibes were immaculate but also insane WHY IS THERE SM YANDERE FANFIC peter parker is so nice but then in fanfics it’s like 👹 but i rly like spider-man HOWEVER this then led me to my final destination on the comphet journey…

omg were finally at the final stop the peak of comphet ( i came out as lesbian within this era ) arguably not my finest hour bc i swore i would never watch criminal minds bc the number of seasons is WAY TOO MUCH but here we are i watched it bc i read too much fanfic abt this man. i have lots of criticism for the fandom but he in himself is acc a rly good character. this was supposed to be like my ethical era but he’s acc killed like a bunch of ppl and thomas gibson is MESSY (don’t cancel me pls i say that lovingly 🫶) the haley hotchner misogyny nearly killed me off i don’t think i’ve ever been so miserable in a fandom and the fanfics kinda take feminism back a few hundred years but pretty good besides that

anyways there is my brainrot i hope the two (at most) ppl who will read this enjoyed 🫶 LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO im gonna say i posted this in honour of international lesbian day even tho that was several days ago

[t4tails]

I don't know if you ever checked the fandom for The Batman 2022 but your reblog of that "people keep saying 'he's so gurl coded' while ignoring female characters" post ? That happened there so much people kept saying that 2022's 4Chaner Riddler is "fem coded" because he cries and has a round face. The tag was at least 30% posts that hc'ed him as a "transwoman femcel stalker" it was like that "South Park characters would respect your pronouns" post in there constantly while also saying 2022 Catwoman is a mean lesbian who's the mom friend to Bruce and Edward's "soft squishy gay boys in love" and it was everywhere

I MADE A HORRIFIED FACE WHILE I WAS READING THIS it was like going through the 5 stages of grief in rapid succession like "? where is this going how is this related. the riddler- what. huh? WHAT?? WHAT"

anyway thats horrible. batcat t4t 💯 fuck that riddle man