#les trois ours

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

I’m sighing with d’Artagnan here, because I was so ready to love the new movie and then… didn’t.

I felt like the film didn’t quite know what it wanted to be - a period drama, a mystery, an adventure story? Political or funny? Suspenseful or a slow build?

The pacing felt uneven, the changes they made to the novel were, imho, not making the story better, and they left out some iconic scenes that needed to happen. (The Wine Cellar Incident™️!)

Some of the casting choices weakened the movie and erased a good amount of chemistry between several characters.

The action scenes were confusing because everyone looked alike, dressed in indistinguishable brown. (Whatever happened to the iconic blue in the Musketeer uniforms? Just a splash would have made such a difference!) I did like the very feathery hats, though.

Eva Green didn’t get the right moments to shine. She may still get a chance when she plays off Vincent Cassel in part 2, but so far I’m underwhelmed by her performance.

Aramis looked like an aging gigolo who smells of horse dung and bad teeth, and while that’s certainly authentic, this version of him has nothing to do with Dumas’ Aramis in the novel. The fact that they put guyliner on him mellows my grudge a bit.

Athos? Looks like he’s in his sixties and Vincent Cassel, too, couldn’t really showcase the full force of his acting skills. The writing simply didn’t allow for that.

Porthos gets an okay from me. I really liked his energy, his positive attitude, and I was very surprised and fully agree with the writers’ decision to make him snack both men and women. He’s a man with an appetite, and I am here for it!

D’Artagnan was my favorite in the movie. He has a sparkle to him, and a youthful headstrongness that is very book!d’Art. His love story with sweet, self-confident Constance was the best part of the movie for me.

They tried a bit too hard to make the film more political-historical. Would’ve been a good idea if they’d executed it well. But again: the pacing is off, sometimes it all drags, and except for creating a good action scene in the cathedral, it didn’t work for me.

I did like that they fleshed out Milady’s backstory in terms of how she became a criminal, and I hope they will use the changes they made to make her character more ambiguous in part two.

And the musical score? I don’t know. I can’t remember a single note. Nothing stuck. Nothing swelled. That’s not how it should be, is it?

That’s the short of it: The whole movie simply wasn’t compelling.

There are worse ways to spend an evening, and there are worse movies, but this is a French adaption of “Les Trois Mousquetaires”, and I really and wholeheartedly had expected something to come out of it that was more than acceptable average.

I’ll watch part two, because I’m still curious how they’ll wrap it up, and I still hope it’ll draw me in. But until then I’ll remain sadly underwhelmed.

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Each day we face challenges. Those times require us to observe, analize, and act. The choices we make often are a great indicator of our cognitive intelligence. In this video each of three donkeys faces the exactly same obstacle and the same environment. Which choice do you feel is the most prudent path ???

Chaque jour, nous sommes confrontés à des défis. Ces temps nous obligent à observer, analyser et agir. Les choix que nous faisons sont souvent un excellent indicateur de notre intelligence cognitive. Dans cette vidéo, chacun des trois protagonistes font face exactement au même obstacle et le même environnement. Quel choix vous semble le plus approprié ???

[paluis-log]

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C'est la nuit d'Halloween, la nuit où les créatures d'outre-tombe peuvent passer inaperçues dans le monde des vivant·es. Trois filles se promènent dans le cimetière, préparant cette soirée spéciale: Buffy, une zombie, Poppy, un fantôme en bottes et enfin, Emelda, une vampire. Alors qu'elles discutent, elles font la rencontre d'une petite fille appelée Kylie. Une rencontre qui va sans aucun doute chambouler leur soirée d'Halloween, pour toujours.

Hello everyone, this is my brand new original comic I made last year for Seidkona, and also my first publication for Europe! For now it's only in french but your support will be more than welcome, even if you don't know french, shares are super appreciated for us <3 Help us reach our goal 🐛💞

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode nationale, no. 42, 17 octobre 1896, Paris. Nos patrons découpés (Grandeur naturelle). Costume tailleur, corsage et jupe. Bibliothèque nationale de France

Détails et explication des patrons découpés:

(1.) Jupe. (Skirt.)

Ce patron se compose de quatre parties: (This pattern consists of four parts:)

No. 1. — Le devant, coupé double, droit fil au milieu, sans couture. (The front, cut double, straight grain in the middle, without seam.)

No. 2. — Le premier lé de côté, se rattachant au devant par un cran droit, fil du côté du devant. (The first side strip, attached to the front by a straight notch, grain on the side of the front.)

No. 3. — Le deuxième lé, que l'on coupe également double; deux crans indiquent le raccord au premier côté; la partie où sont placés les deux crans est droit fil; l'autre partie, se rattachant au lé du dos, est en biais. (The second strip, which is also cut double; two notches indicate the connection to the first side; the part where the two notches are placed is straight grain; the other part, attached to the back strip, is on the bias.)

No. 4. — Le lé du dos, se coupant double, droit fil au milieu, se rattache au deuxième lé de côté par trois crans. (The back strip, cut double, straight grain in the middle, is attached to the second side strip by three notches.)

Métrage: Pour la jupe, 4 mètres tissu grande largeur.

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(2.) Corsage. (Bodice.)

No. 1. — Le devant, coupé ouvert et ajusté par une pince. (The front, cut open and fitted with a dart.)

No. 3. — Le premier côté, se rattachant au devant par un cran. (The first side, attached to the front by a notch.)

No. 4. — Le deuxième côté, formant patte dans le bas; deux crans indiquent le raccord au premier côté. (The second side, forming a tab at the bottom; two notches indicate the connection to the first side.)

No. 2. — Le dos, fermant au milieu. (The back, closing in the middle.)

No. 5. — Le col-revers; un cran indique le raccord au devant. (The lapel collar; one notch indicates the connection to the front.)

Ce corsage est donné sans la manche. Nous prions nos lectrices de se reporter aux manches déjà données. (This bodice is given without the sleeve. We ask our readers to refer to the sleeves already given.)

Métrage: Pour la veste, y compris la manche, 1m,50 tissu grande largeur.

Ce costume se fait en lainage épais: cachemire, drap, vigogne uni. Le corsage forme veste légèrement arrondie, s'ouvrant sur chemisette. Le patron du corsage se compose de cinq morceaux.

This costume is made of thick wool: cashmere, cloth, plain vicuna. The bodice forms a slightly rounded jacket, opening onto a shirt. The pattern for the bodice is made up of five pieces.

[tallsc]

Hello fellow QSMP Tumblr people, I would like to make a offer and would love to see if this can catch on.

If we're adopting A1, let's go all out. We're taking care of this kid.

At least three times a week, someone on Tumblr, under the "qsmp a1 tasks" tag, should draw or write something about A1 doing at least one of the official tasks for that day or the prior few days (cause I know it takes time to draw or write). It doesn't have to be huge, could be anything from a sketch to a full picture or comic, from a few sentences to a full short story, as long as it appears under the tag and has something to do with A1 and one of the recent tasks! (Please say somewhere what task you're doing and what day it was from.)

A1 doesn't mind what name you use - Ai, Aaron, Ivan, just A1, something else entirely - as long as you still use the right tag so everyone can see that there's been a task completed. They also use any pronouns and have a whole wardrobe of accessories, again as long as it's clear in the art or story that the egg is A1 and not one of the other eggs.

Feel free though to include yourself or your OCs or one of the QSMP members or none or all of them, this is just a series of writing/drawing prompts with a purpose, go wild and have fun!

Due to it being Saturday already, required tasks won't start until this Monday. After that, let's see how long we can keep our community's new kid going!

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If anyone would like to translate this into any of the other three languages, I will gladly add the translations to this post and credit you for doing so. I want to make this visible and accessible to as many people as possible.

Translations below (French by @lb1412, Portuguese by @aurora-bore-aura)

Portuguese:

Oi pessoal do QSMP Tumblr, eu queria fazer uma oferta e eu adoraria ver se isso irá se espalhar mais.

Se a gente tá adotando A1, vamos com tudo. A gente vai cuidar dessa criança.

Três vezes por semana pelo menos, alguém no Tumblr, na tag "qsmp a1 tasks", tem que postar um desenho ou escrever sobre A1 fazendo uma das tarefas oficiais daquele dia ou uns dias antes (porque eu sei que leva tempo pra fazer arte). Não precisa ser muito, pode ser um esboço(sketch) pra um desenho completo ou quadrinho, de algumas frases para uma pequena história completa. Que precisa é ao menos aparecer na tag e ter relação com A1 e as tarefas recentes! (Por favor diga em algum lugar que tarefa se tá fazendo e que dia foi ela)

A1 não tem preferência com o nome ou pronome que você usar — Ai, Aaron, Ivan, só A1, algum outro que se faça — desde que você ainda use a tag dita pra que todo mundo veja que tarefa foi feita. Além de liberdade de pronomes ele tem um armário cheio de acessórios, então por favor deixe claro em algum lugar da sua arte ou história que o ovo é o A1 e não um dos outros.

Sinta-se livre pra incluir você, ou um dos seus personagens, ou um dos membros do QSMP, ou ninguém, ou todo mundo acima. Isso aqui é só uma série de sinopses para desenhar/escrever com um propósito, se solta e se divirta!

Como já é sábado, as tarefas necessárias não vão aparecer até segunda-feira. Depois da revelação, vamos ver por quanto tempo podemos manter a nova criança da comunidade!

French:

Salut les fans du QSMP, j'ai une proposition à vous faire et j'adorerais voir si ça peut devenir concret.

Quitte à adopter A1, sortons le grand jeu. On va s'occuper de cet enfant.

Il faudrait qu'au moins trois fois par semaine, quelqu'un sur Tumblr dessine ou écrive quelque chose où A1 fait au moins l'une des tâches officielles du jour ou de l'un des jours précédents (parce que je sais que dessiner ou écrire, ça prend du temps), et le poste sur le tag "qsmp a1 tasks". Pas besoin de faire quelque chose d'y mettre énormément d'efforts, ça pourrait être n'importe quoi, d'un croquis à une illustration ou BD complète, de quelques phrases à une courte histoire complète, tant que c'est posté dans le tag et que ça a un lien avec A1 et l'une des tâches récentes ! (S'il vous plaît, notez quelque part de quelle tâche vous vous chargez et le jour auquel ça correspond.)

Peu importe quel nom vous utilisez pour A1 (Ai, Aaron, Ivan, juste A1, ou même un tout autre nom), cela ne lea dérange pas tant que vous utilisez le bon tag pour que tout le monde puisse voir qu'une tâche a été accomplie. Iel utilise n'importe quels pronoms et possède toute une galerie d'accessoires, tant, encore une fois, qu'il est clair dans le dessin ou l'histoire qu'il s'agit d'A1 et pas d'un autre œuf.

Sentez-vous libre de vous inclure vous, vos OCs, l'un des membres du QSMP, tous les membres, ou même aucun, ce ne sont qu'une série de prompts de dessin/d'écriture avec un but précis, faites-vous plaisir et amusez-vous bien !

Puisqu'on est déjà samedi, les tâches nécessaires ne compteront pas avant lundi. Après ça, essayons de voir combien de temps la communauté peut maintenir notre nouvel enfant en vie !

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

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Cruel Summer – Lover // Peter August Friedrich von Koskull – Michael Ludwig Claus 💙 Lover – Lover // Lady Oxenden – Joseph Wright of Derby 💙 Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince – Lover // Portrait of Ivan Ivanovich Betskoi – Alexander Roslin 💙 Paper Rings – Lover // Young Woman in a Blue Dress – Jacopo Negretti 💙 London Boy – Lover // Queen Henrietta Maria with Sir Jeffrey Hudson – Anthony van Dyck 💙 Afterglow – Lover // Portrait of Prince Dmitry Mikhailovich Golitsyn – Fyodor Rokotov 💙 Christmas Tree Farm – Christmas Tree Farm // Portrait of Mary Ruthven, Lady van Dyck – Anthony van Dyck 💙 invisible string – folklore // Two Altar Wings with the Visitation of Mary – unknown artist 💙 invisible string – folklore // Portrait of Madame de Pompadour – François Boucher 💙 peace – folklore // Fair Rosamund – John William Waterhouse 💙 hoax – folklore // Portrait of Charles le Normant du Coudray – Jean-Baptiste Perronneau 💙 coney island – evermore // Portrait of the Marquis de Saint-Paul – Jean-Baptiste Greuze 💙 Carolina – Carolina // Mrs. Daniel Sargent – John Singleton Copley 💙 Bejeweled – Midnights // Elsa Elisabeth Brahe – David Klöcker Ehrenstrahl 💙 The Great War – Midnights // Portrait of Françoise Marie de Bourbon – attributed to François de Troy 💙 Hits Different – Midnights // Mrs. Benjamin Pickman – John Singleton Copley

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep8 Musings - Loustat (SPOILERS) Pt2: Reunion

You don't know the HALF of what Lestat feels for Louis, to let YOUR grimy arse steal his man, just for LOUIS's happiness. ANYTHING for Louis.

Am I the only one who felt left hanging? We BEEN knew it didn't make sense, but what's your POINT, exactly? If Louis misremembered Lestat whispering, it's just par for the course about the odyssey of recollection. But if Lestat DID do telepathy, is that evidence of...what? That the vampire bond works differently than what's been explained? That he COULD read Lou's mind? AMC, this is AGGRAVATING.

Your goose is COOKED, my guy.

The copium & denial pack Louis was smoking as he laughed was 🤌

That's right, start sweating!

Master manipulation; cuz he certainly would NOT have, as we soon find out. ANYTHING for Louis. (Dang, Imma have to take back some of what I said about Lestat's character development not having started yet.)

I was shocked. I was NOT expecting this plot twist. I was ready to throw Lestat out with the rest of the TRASH, in the DUMP. Well dang. Guess I'll only leave him rotting in a TINY landfill.

I nearly SCREAMED--@nashvillethotchicken and I were talking about Loustat as Bobby and Whitney ages ago! I cannot BELIEVE AMC threw in a New Edition reference in the year of our lord 2024; y'all are diabolical AF, Rolin, STOP IT.

I wonder if AMC used Hurricane Odette cuz the OG script was set in pandemic!2020, so it would make sense that a year later Louis would head back to NOLA during 2021 when Hurricane Odette last hit.

That looks like NOLA's Pontchartrain Hotel--lemme find out he bumped into the Mayfairs when Rowan & them were in town, LOL.

Lestat got more aliases than the KGB; meanwhile Louis just sprinkles his long AF unique AF name all over the place. 🤦 But I guess it's ok, since the tour guide never mentioned him & Claudia by name. (Not Tom Anderson in another finale, LOL.) Louis so offended the tour guide said he ran a voodoo cult. XD

Fall of the House of Lioncourt-Melmouth.

You're gosh darned right! THEE Louis of Troy is in the building!

You love to see it. "A wearisome fledgling; all the millennials are--" not Lestat making PALE PROXIES of rat-catcher extraordinare LDPDL out of millennials. 😭

Lestat, if you don't get your crazy arse outta here with that bloodstained wooden keyboard Imma ROTFLMFAO.

NO JOKE, I effed up my friend's whole set when I started screaming "Siri, Pause," cuz my friend's Siri started freaking out and effed up the volume! XD

HERE WE EFFING GOOOOOOOO

(Best scene all season, fight me on this)

You know this was TEARING Lestat up, cuz of what happened in 1973--I gave Louis to you so you could do BETTER by him than EYE did, and instead it's NICKI ALL OVER AGAIN.

Imma smack him--this is NOT the time to be self-loathing, Lestat!

NOLA is my home--and the SAINT is not a city--I'm gonna cry.

He did. He just forgot, when reality settled in and the allure/nostalgia/glamour wore off. "I tried to make nights awful for you." Not the whole time, Louis. Y'all actually were happy b4--even Claudia said "the easy times" stopped after Florence died; and esp. after Charlie died. Lou can't be blamed for grieving his mom's death, and he definitely can't be blamed for Lestat & Claudia falling out after Charlie. Everything that happened after that--the 7 years of depression--was ALSO Lestat's fault. "I wanted you to suffer, cuz I was suffering;" I'm glad Les just waved that aside and said they BOTH wronged e/o.

He's not suicidal anymore then! He has nights in front of him to look forward to! So Lou can finally "learn to live honestly" with HIMSELF.

And Lestat dove RIGHT ON IN with that! He's been carrying that with him for DECADES, worried about Louis & what happened.

I LOVE that Les' language changes (the way his voice CRACKS and goes so TINY, oml)--he asked Lou in 1973 if he was "ill," and if something had happened TO him; so as to not spook/trigger or blame him--but he can ask more candidly now in a (relatively) "healthier" 2024 if Lou tried to hurt/kill himself; and get a more candid/honest answer. CLOSURE, y'all, I'm gonna cry.

GOOOOOOD. Don't EVER forget your daughter. Y'all need to have a Claudia Memorial; to KEEP remembering her, as she was in all her vampiric splendour, the good times AND the bad times.

I KNOW this hurt Louis to his effing core. The way Jacob cried FIRE!

I'm so glad Lou hugged him--YES YOU WERE, Uncle Les. And you KNOW it; you FELT that bond b/t y'all, even if she never looked at you. The distance b/t y'all was in name only, cuz a little Black girl couldn't have TWO daddies in 1917 and have one of them be white on top of it. I AM YOUR MAKER, sure, but you were her BLOOD FATHER, and she loved you, which is why she hoped you'd help her.

ANOTHER ROUND IN THE STORMY ROMANCE OF YOU TWO. 😭👏

What are these magical off-mic speeches/pep-talks Louis keeps giving people in Season 2?!? THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW, gosh darnit!

DRATS.

I get why Jam said they thought the Loustat ending was "satisfying." It was nice, even though I'd've preferred to see Lestat in the Dubai penthouse at the end. :\

I LOVE THIS, AMC, thank you! ❤️

[vint-knight]

Home....

It has been two years since the sack of Troy, each of the Achaean kings went off on their own, Menelaus has brought his beloved wife Helen back to Sparta, slowly rebuilding their relationship, Agamemnon goes off to eventually get killed by his wife, but what about Whittle Odysseus?, well dear poets and muses, our poor trickster had sadly sunken to the sea by the rage of Poseidon, for the consequences of injuring the Cyclops Polyphemus, ending his journey to make it back to his witty Penelope and his son, Telemachus who still wonders where his father is.

But that doesn't stop the love of a husband, a love of a father, a man who would sacrifice anything to see them again, so by fateful chance, a rotten hand comes out of the old wreckage of the multiple ships that were destroyed, grabbing onto a small plank, something comes up from the surface, a man who was dead, his skin was a deadly pale, with bits of rot around the body, his hair remained short, the skin between his bottom jaw was slightly torn and rotten, showing bits of bone and skin, his eyes remained the same grey that reassembled the goddess of wits.

Gripping tightly onto the plank, the rotten corpse only muttered out two words

"Pen... ne.... l... lo... pe...."

"Te... le.... ma..... chus...."

[choicesfandomappreciation]

Choices Fandom Appreciation Day 1

I know I’m a day late, and have not been super active in this space, but I couldn’t miss the chance to thank some of the amazing people I’ve met here. I know I've missed some friends and I am so very sorry! I will post more

@ladylamrian my bestie, my first friend in this space, you are so talented and kind!! 🩷🩷 I adore all the world-building you have done for Nightbound, your beautiful Alex Clarissa Fontaine and Nik Ryder – you’re so talented, I love your fics and edits!! Also, when will you grace us with some Dino-MC fanfiction??!! But most of all, I appreciate our friendship, always! 🥰🩷

@thosehallowedhalls Cee, I adore you, I hope you know that! 💛💛You’re a kind, wonderful soul, you have brightened this space with your caring and generous presence. And boy are you talented!! I just eat all your works of fiction you’re such a good writer!! I appreciate our chats and your encouragements always, I will write that Sam Rose-Luke Watanabe fic one day! 😅🤭

@storyofmychoices As you know, your Mal and Daenarya are what drew me into this fandom, but your kindness, selflessness and just the warmth with which you treat us are what keeps me here. 🩷🩷 You’re a force of good in this fandom, thank you for all the time and effort you put into hosting events, the choiceskindness space and bookclub – amongst sooo many other things!! You are an immensely talented person, I treasure your art and fics and all your pairings fascinate me. While I adore your creativeness, I cherish who you are as a person and I’m just so thankful I met you!! 💛🥰

@lilyoffandoms I am just in awe at how talented you are!! I adore your art and your writing – your angsty blades fics live in my head rent-free. 💛 If it weren’t enough that you are an all-around supremely talented individual, you are also one of the kindest, most generous people I’ve met, gifting your time and talent to spread joy. 🩷 I really appreciate you and all that you do to make this space welcoming – and I adore seeing your art on my dash!!

@jerzwriter Elsa have always been in awe of your writing chops – you are such a talented and prolific writer, thank you for blessing us with your art 😊 I feel like I got to know you a little more through the Wake the Dead re-read and I really appreciate your kindness, creativity and no-nonsense attitude! 💛 You’ve made me feel welcome and seen, thank you! 🩷🩷 Also, how you’re a force within this fandom, giving so much of your time to spotlight writers, artists and creators. I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you amiga!! Can’t wait for more Eli, Zoe, Troy and the gang!

@petalouda85 I really appreciate you! I love chit chatting about our blorbos, your Blades fics and your epic book!! You’re amazingly talented and so kind. I’m really glad I met you through this fandom and happy to count you as a friend 🥰🥰

@peonierose I am so glad I met you and we became friends! You are such a bright light in this fandom, you bring warmth, joy and kindness, even when you are going through difficult times. I appreciate you all the more for it. 🌺🩷 And please know I’m always here for you. I adore the world you’ve built for Luna and Bryce, it’s been wonderful getting to know them through your eyes. 🥰

@aallotarenunelma ma chère amie! J’apprécie énormément ta gentillesse et générosité. Même si on ne se parle pas beaucoup dernièrement, je pense souvent à toi et je t’apprécie comme amie. 💛💛 Tu es si talentueuse, le monde que tu as créé pour ID me fascine. Merci aussi pour ton appui et tes commentaires si généreux pour mes histoires. 🥰 Je suis vraiment contente de t’avoir rencontrée, et de te compter parmi mes amies

@gaiuskamilah Jam! I am in love with your brain! Love love love your BB fics and analysis, also Blades and CoP. You make me stop and think deeper about the lesser-appreciated characters *cough* Gaius *cough* - which I wholly appreciate. And you art!! I adore your art!! 💛

@aria-ashryver You are a supremely talented writer, and such a bright light in this fandom!!! ☀️💛 I admire your positivity, kindness even when you’re going through difficult times. I’m sending nothing but positive vibes your way hun, wishing you good health and positive energy! 🩷💛

@oh-so-youre-a-nerd just am in awe with your art! You’re so amazingly talented, I love seeing you on my dash. And I appreciate your kindness 💛

@choicesmc I am in awe with your creativity, I’ve said it to you and will say it again!! Your writing, your edits, your art – just I’m in awe. 🤩🤩 Love seeing your posts on my dash. You’re a force of good and positivity in this fandom, thank you for sharing your world with us!

@cadybear420: I adore your edits, headcanons and fics, you’re super talented, creative, but also really kind. You spread joy and positivity - I really appreciate you! 🥰💛

@erixadraws you are wonderful, talented and kind. 💛 You art always makes me smile – I’m in awe with how you draw our favorite blades babies. I treasure my modern Mal and Autumn!! I’m so glad I met you!

@angelasscribbles I adore your writing. You’re so talented – be it TRR or your Romance Club works, I devour every. Single. Word. I appreciate the time you put in through the monthly prompts and helping to unleash our creativity! (I really hope to participate more). Thank you for sharing your wonderful writing with us! 💛🥰

@bedtimegiraffe I love your Blades playthroughs and analysis - can't get enough of them! 💛

@rjschoicesstuff I love your art! thank you for sharing with us, and for all the wonderful pieces you’ve created for friends within this fandom. I always smile when I see your art on my dash! 🥰

@kyra75, @tessa-liam, @princess-geek, @rosesnink, @bri1234 you are all such kind presences in this fandom, supportive of others and fantastic writers! I can’t wait to read more of your works 💛

@missameliep Dani, I love your writing! Your miniseries with Troy Safe lives rent free in my head. I can't wait to catch up on your other works! 🩷

@artbyalz I am in awe of your talent! love seeing your art on my dash, thank you for sharing it with us! 💛

@trappedinfanfiction you're a wonderful presence in this fandom! I appreciate the love you give Imtura with your lovely MC Rán! You're a talented writer 🩷

@choiceswithmika, we haven’t interacted much lately but I love seeing your amazing edits on my dash! You’re super talented and so kind to create such wonderful edits and art for us 🥰🩷

@liaromancewriter thank you for sharing your wonderful fics with us and hosting the Choicesficwriterscreations blog and promoting all the wonderful creators across this fandom!! We haven’t interacted much but I’ve always admired your writing and your kindness in this space. 💛

@renninflight and @brycesgirl, I appreciate and value the positivity you spread in this little space, please know you are super appreciated (@brycesgirlforever thankful for your HS screenshots!! 😊)

💛

[paperandsong]

Légendes rustiques by George Sand, completed English translation

Original French at Project Gutenberg

Les Légendes rustiques is a collection of twelve creepy French folk legends gathered up and written down by George Sand and illustrated by her son, Maurice Sand, published in 1858. These stories were collected in the Berry region, but there are connections made to legends from Brittany and Normandy as well.

I came across a mention of the Rustic Legends a few years ago and realized there was no official English translation available, despite that George Sand is a very famous author. It turns out, Sand was such a prolific writer that much of her work has never been translated into English. I ordered a "translation" from Amazon and was disappointed to find that someone had just run the text through translation software without any editing or providing any cultural context. It was unreadable and I threw it in the trash.

I asked some fandom friends if they would be interested in trying to translate all twelve legends into English on our own. It has been a few years and each story has had several revisions and rounds of editing. This was a challenging translation project - there are many words in archaic French or not in French at all. Thanks to everyone who helped - I am really proud of the results here.

The purpose of this project is simply to make these twelve legends accesible to an English-reading audience. They have been available in the original French at Project Gutenberg for a long time. Use this post as a table of contents - each line will take you to a new story published on Tumblr. Sometimes they are creepy, they are often funny, and Sand's rambling style is cozy, making you feel like she is sitting right across a candle from you, telling you a story she once heard from someone else, a long time ago. Enjoy!

Introduction

1. Les Pierres-Sottes

2. Les Demoiselles

3. Les Laveuses de nuit

4. La Grand’Bête

5. Les Trois Hommes de Pierre

6. Le Follet d’Ep-Nell

7. Le Casseu’ de Bois

8. Le Meneu’ de Loups

9. Le Lupeux   

10. Le Moine des Étangs-Brisses

11. Les Flambettes

12. Lubins et Lupins

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

I have movie theater tickets for The Three Musketeers: d’Artagnan for tomorrow, and I am ridiculously, childishly excited. It’s been too long since the Inséparables have swashbuckled their way across a movie screen!

[yoannlossel]

Nous présenterons ce livre vendredi à la Bibliothèque de Saint-Brieuc (détails plus bas : [FR]).

[ENG] Here is the Arts & Crafts version, entirely handcrafted, of my art book Forgotten Gods. We printed it with Psyché, using our own presses on Vélin d'Arches paper. Each design in the book was then screen-printed by hand with gold and colored inks, with up to five different screen-printing passes depending on the complexity of the pages.

Once the sheets were folded and gathered into signatures, Sophie Charlot, a Meilleur Ouvrier de France, meticulously bound them by hand. Belfea Archerie created all the leather parts and applied the dyes. Together, we assembled the covers on the book bodies bound by Sophie, and I gilded the cover with gold leaf (using three different shades of 22-23k gold).

Finally, I made the wooden cases and covered them with fabric. We then attached the clasp and the repoussé leather medallion, dyed by Belfea and gilded by me.

All the illustrations were printed using our presses; they are fine art prints on velvet-finish paper. With Psyché, we enhanced about thirty of them with gold (using several shades of 22-23k gold) to match the appearance of the original artworks. These illustrations were then hand-glued and protected with tracing paper, also hand-glued by Psyché and me.

King of Gods has represented a significant part of my work in recent years. It has been a passionate and enriching adventure, in the true spirit of the Arts & Crafts movement and in the footsteps of the Kelmscott Press. Thank you to everyone who worked on this book.

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[FR] Ce vendredi, à 18h30, à la Bibliothèque de Saint-Brieuc, nous animerons une table ronde avec Psyché Ophiuchus, Belfea Archerie et Sophie Charlot. Nous y parlerons de notre travail et présenterons cet exemplaire exceptionnel de Forgotten Gods, que nous avons réalisé ensemble, de manière artisanale.

Voici la version Arts & Crafts, entièrement réalisée à la main, de mon livre d'art Forgotten Gods. Nous l'avons imprimé avec Psyché, avec nos propres presses, sur du papier Vélin d'Arches. Chaque motif du livre a ensuite été sérigraphié par nos soins avec des encres dorées et colorées, jusqu'à cinq passages de sérigraphie différents selon la complexité des pages.

Une fois les feuilles pliées et rassemblées en cahiers, Sophie Charlot, Meilleur Ouvrier de France, s'est chargée de les relier méticuleusement à la main. Belfea Archerie a réalisé toutes les parties en cuir, ainsi que leurs teintures. Nous avons monté ensemble les couvertures sur les corps de livres reliés par Sophie, et j'ai doré la couverture à la feuille d'or (avec trois nuances différentes d'or 22-23 carats).

Enfin, j'ai fabriqué les coffrets en bois et les ai recouverts de toile. Nous avons pu fixer le fermoir et le médaillon en cuir repoussé et teint par Belfea, que j'avais également doré à l'or.

Toutes les illustrations ont été imprimées avec nos presses ; ce sont des tirages d'art fin sur du papier au fini velours. Avec Psyché, nous en avons rehaussé une trentaine à l'or (plusieurs nuances d'or 22-23 carats différentes) pour restituer le rendu des œuvres originales. Ces illustrations ont finalement été collées à la main, et protégées par un calque, également collé à la main par Psyché et moi-même.

Le King of Gods a représenté une partie importante de mon travail ces dernières années. Cela a été une aventure passionnante et très enrichissante, dans la pure tradition des Arts & Crafts et dans l'esprit de la Kelmscott Press. Merci à toutes les personnes qui ont travaillé sur ce livre.

[french-ao3]

Sondage : quels sites de fanfiction utilisez-vous en plus d'Archive of Our Own ?

Le retour de notre sondage ! Cette fois-ci, on se penche sur les sites de fanfiction utilisés conjointement avec Archive of Our Own.

On constate de fait que pour la majorité des participant.es, Ao3 n'est pas le premier site de fanfiction à avoir été utilisé, ni même l'un des premier site. Cela signifie donc que la plupart des participant.es ont découvert ao3 sur le tard, ce qui n'est pas particulièrement étonnant au vu du fait que les participant.es tendent à être familiers depuis longtemps avec la fanfiction.

Les participant.es semblent par contre être divisés en ce qui concerne le fait d'utiliser d'autres sites de fanfiction en plus d'Archive of Our Own. La moitié en utilise, l'autre moitié n'utilise que Archive of Our Own.

Dans la liste des plateformes de fanfiction utilisées conjointement avec Ao3, la plateforme qui ressort le plus est Tumblr, ce qui est sans doute en partie causé par le fait que la diffusion de ce sondage s'est principalement faite ici. Cependant, tout le monde sur Tumblr ne l'utilise pas pour lire de la fanfiction : cela reste une donnée intéressante à évaluer.

Les trois plateformes les plus représentées après Tumblr sont, dans l'ordre : Fanfiction.net, Wattpad et Dreamwidth.

[chic-a-gigot]

Le Petit écho de la mode, no. 28, vol. 38, 9 juillet 1916, Paris. Le Départ our la Campagne. Ville de Paris / Bibliothèque Forney

(1.) Manteau trois-quarts, en drap anglais, de forme Raglan, à col rabattu, orné de poches verticales et boutonné de boutons en similiacaille. Grand chapeau breton en paille anglaise.

(1.) Three-quarter length coat, in English cloth, Raglan shape, with a turned-down collar, decorated with vertical pockets and buttoned with imitation leather buttons. Large Breton hat in English straw.

Métrage: 4 mètres de tissu en 140.

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(2.) Costume tailleur en serge. Veste à basque ample fermée par des boutons de corozo ; poches piquées rapportées. Ceinture de cuir verni.

(2.) Tailored suit in serge. Jacket with a loose peplum fastened with corozo buttons; sewn-on pockets. Patent leather belt.

Métrage: 2m50 en 120.

Jupe large, montée à gros plis creux réguliers. (Wide skirt, fitted with large regular hollow pleats.)

Métrage: 3m60 en 120.

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(3.) Costume en tissu écossais fondu. Veste à revers unis,boutonnée de corne blonde. Ceinture en pékiné noir et blanc.

(3.) Suit in melted tartan fabric. Jacket with plain lapels, buttoned with blond horn. Belt in black and white pekin.

Métrage: 2m50 en 120.

Jupe large et froncée. Grand canotier paille doublé de blanc. (Wide, gathered skirt. Large straw boater lined in white.)

Métrage : 3 mètres en 120.

[lacesconfidences]

Tu es Gay ?

J'étais étudiant et mon éducation avec ma soeur et Christine m'avait permis de goûter tous les plaisirs des deux sexes. J'avais eu le plaisir de faire l'amour avec Christine à quelques reprises lors de nos jeux de l'après-midi, sur leur demande à toutes les deux. Mais… Je n'avais pas encore eu de relation sexuelle avec une fille en dehors de notre cercle intime. L'occasion s'est présentée avec ma première chérie, rencontrée à l'Université. Le souci, vous vous en doutez, était que sous mes dehors de garçon "normal", j'étais plutôt féminin. Dans l'armoire de ma chambre d'étudiant, il y avait peut être deux ou trois slips de garçon mais ils étaient perdus au millieu des petites culottes, des petites jupes et robes, des collants et de mes nuisettes ! J'avais presque autant de vêtements de fille que de garçon et beaucoup plus de lingerie. C'est dans ce cadre, en fin de soirée, que j'ai reçu ma première chérie dans ma chambre. Je ne lui avais rien dit par peur de la moquerie (j'y avais déjà eu droit à la piscine) et j'avais un peu honte aussi. C'est lorsqu'elle a déboutonné mon jean qu'elle a eu la surprise. Elle a découvert une culotte de coton blanc décorée de dentelle et de petites fleurs qui couvrait mon sexe presqu'entièrement épilé. Elle a eu un petit mouvement de recul et elle m'a dit : " Tu es gay !" Non, bien sûr que non ! J'aime trop les filles et j'aime me sentir bien dans mes dessous ! lui ai-je répondu. Craignant qu'elle parte, je lui ai demandé de m'écouter et je lui ai raconté mon histoire, mes apprentissages… ma vie cachée. Cela a pris un peu de temps et peu à peu elle s'est rapprochée de moi et elle a repris son exploration de mon jean. Nous avons ensuite fait l'amour et je pense que je lui ai donné du plaisir. Mes enseignements reçus de ma soeur et Christine m'ont permis de savoir comment m'y prendre. Nous sommes restés ensemble ensuite pendant quelques semaines nous avons partagé beaucoup de choses, à commencer par mes culottes qu'elle adorait m'emprunter !

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You're gay!

I was a student and my education with my sister and Christine had allowed me to taste all the pleasures of both sexes. I had had the pleasure of making love with Christine a few times during our afternoon games, at their request. But… I had not yet had sexual relations with a girl outside our intimate circle. The opportunity arose with my first sweetheart, whom I met at the University. The problem, as you can imagine, was that under my "normal" boy exterior, I was rather feminine. In the wardrobe of my student room, there were perhaps two or three pairs of boy's briefs but they were lost in the middle of the panties, the little skirts and dresses, the tights and my nighties! I had almost as many girls' clothes as boys' clothes and much more lingerie. It was in this context, at the end of the evening, that I received my first sweetheart in my room. I hadn't told her anything for fear of being mocked (I had already been mocked at the swimming pool) and I was a little ashamed too. It was when she unbuttoned my jeans that she was surprised. She discovered a pair of white cotton panties decorated with lace and little flowers that covered my almost entirely shaved sex. She took a step back and said to me: "You're gay!"

No, of course not! I like girls too much and I like feeling good in my underwear! I answered her. Fearing that she would leave, I asked her to listen to me and I told her my story, what I had learned… my hidden life. It took a little time and little by little she got closer to me and she resumed her exploration of my jeans. We then made love and I think I gave her pleasure. My lessons from my sister and Christine allowed me to know how to do it. We stayed together for a few weeks and shared a lot of things, starting with my panties that she loved to borrow!

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New Fiction Podcasts - 10th November 2024

The Unlikely Show Audio Drama A dark, surreal sci-fi comedy podcast featuring the unlikely adventures of a forlorn man, his laptop (which is infested by a self-absorbed artificial intelligence), a cartoon alien fuzzball, and a mysterious woman with inexplicable telepathic abilities. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241102-01 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/unlikelyshow/

Mantelreef Audio Drama Mantelreef is a radio drama following the story of the Davis-Sullivan family who return to the Mother's home town. The family realises her home town of Mantelreef is much more than normal. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241102-02 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fcb85bf8/podcast/rss

Dust Vale - A Western D&D5e Homebrew Audio RPG The continent of Dust Vale is a boiling hot desert at the centre of Lacrin. Great canyons, mesas and sand dunes ruled over by corrupt chancellors and a mysterious emperor. A ragtag group of adventurers are set a simple task but find themselves caught up in a rebellion that will take them across the desert and beyond. Dust Vale is a a D&D 5e western style setting with trains, guns, summoning spheres, vampires and the legend of Raja the Red, in the setting of Lacrin (Darkfire, Dying Order). https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241028-05 RSS: https://www.spreaker.com/show/6355599/episodes/feed

Arkham: Strange Tales Audio Drama Welcome to Arkham Asylum. Follow Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Dr. Jonathan Crane, and Dr. Hugo Strange as they crack the minds of the patients contained in the mad house. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241101-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fcbe12dc/podcast/rss

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The Echoes We Keep Audio Drama The echoes we keep is a found footage horror podcast loosley inspired by the magnus archives about a man named Andrew who was driven insane by shadows but theres a bigger picture. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241030-04 RSS: https://media.rss.com/the-echoes-we-keep/feed.xml

Good Morning Evildoers Audio Drama Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-07 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/good-morning-evildoers/

Hemlocke Studios Audio Book Unravel the ordinary storytelling experience with immersive soundscapes and darkly alluring tales, crafted to both captivate and calm your senses. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-08 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2419724.rss

Les Guerriers du Millenium GARIA Audio Drama Bienvenue dans l’Univers de Garia! Dans un monde qui ressemble au nôtre en tout point, ou presque, une guerre secrète millénaire fait rage entre les forces du mal et des protecteurs invisibles… Ces héros unis traversent les siècles tels des gardiens courageux. Notre aventure commence alors que trois de ces héros sont à l’affût des forces de l’Elfe Noir Rynhaldar dans la capitale française. Au cours de cette mission, ils font une rencontre déterminante qui pourrait bien changer le cours de cette guerre. C’est ici que notre récit commence… https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-09 RSS: https://feed.ausha.co/dlA6xiDk0788

Unleashed Audio Drama Alice yearns for something more in life. She has a low-stress job, a steady relationship with her boyfriend, and a nephew she loves looking after, but she can’t shake the feeling that something isn’t quite right. A phone call turns everything upside down, making Alice the perfect target for a cybercrime. From that moment on, her entire existence undergoes a radical transformation and she will never be the same again: deceit, manipulation, identity theft… Alice will have to navigate a high-octane scenario packed with conspiracy theories and AI in her search to understand what type of person she is and unravel the truth behind her seemingly happy world. Unleashed is a fictional audio thriller set in a world where technology has altered the playing field. Discover how every action leaves a trace, every moment generates data, and this invaluable information is a goldmine for hackers. And learn how to protect your digital ID in a world that is increasingly hyperconnected. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241104-01 RSS: https://www.omnycontent.com/d/playlist/2446592a-b80e-4d28-a4fd-ae4c0140ac11/379ff88d-b435-4e54-95ed-b1f100c0178b/a12a4581-ae79-4e51-85e7-b1f100c04971/podcast.rss

TETHERS Audio Drama The Tethers podcast is a weekly podcast focused on unearthing the secrets held by a small Pacific Northwest town. Urban legends, disappearances, mysterious objects. How do they connect, and what, if anything, is behind them all? Twisting, turning, reaching out. Line after line, strand upon strand, tethers reaching out into the dark. Which line will lead to the next clue, the next piece of the puzzle? Which tether will finally lead to the truth? https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20221024-11 RSS: https://www.spreaker.com/show/5943245/episodes/feed

Arcane Nato Audio Drama Lugh and Forfri are two humble mercenaries who live on the road in the war ridden, chaos and insanity embracing realms. Filled with monsters, gods, rival mercenaries and dead unicorns, the couple find themselves on many misadventures along their journey and meet plenty of unique people. Join them in this modern fantasy adventure of myth and guns. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240921-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f9bb3f9c/podcast/rss

El silencio de Tina Golarte Audio Drama Dos episodios por semana: miércoles y viernes.***Protagonizada por Sindy Torres esta ficción sonora sigue la historia de Tina Golarte, una ex periodista que vive con misofonía en una Bogotá llena de carros, motos, indiferencia, anhelos… y superpoderes. Esa es su rutina, hasta que un día, su novio Rafael desaparece sin dejar rastro. Con sed de conocer la verdad sobre su desaparición, Tina emprenderá una búsqueda implacable para encontrarlo. Utilizará su nuevo superpoder para controlar el sonido y una extraña historia que reporteó años atrás como su brújula. Su viaje la llevará a las entrañas de Vapuaná, una localidad misteriosa de la capital de Colombia; a confrontar poderes inimaginables... y a darle la cara a sus emociones de una vez por todas. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241106-01 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/el-silencio-de-tina-golarte

Trailer Audio Book Tobal the dwarf invites wanderers to hear his tale. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241105-01 RSS: https://feeds.libsyn.com/552407/rss

Novel Games Audio RPG A podcast where friends get together to tell stories through indie tabletop roleplaying games. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20240919-10 RSS: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/novel-games

Voice Notes Of Terrance Audio Drama Terrance has never felt like he can show the real him. So as per his therapist request he has started an audio journal and will put it out in the world for anyone who wants to hear it. So someone can finally know the real him.  https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241128-01 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2412570.rss

Under His Control Audio Book Under His Control is a steamy, high-glamour, celebrity-driven saga where fame, secrets, and power collide in the heart of NYC. Written and read by Rocco Pink DeCarlo, follow Zanobio “Zane” Eros Russo, the youngest son of the RussoVino wine empire, as he navigates a dangerous affair with the powerful William “Billy” Cohen. Tune in weekly as betrayal, ambition, and family secrets threaten to unravel Zane’s world in this thrilling limited series podcast. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241126-01 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2409840.rss

Nightmare on 34th Street: A Xmas Grotesque Audio Book Koopman's department store is in trouble. Christmas is 12 days away, and they've lost their Santa. In desperation, they hire Ruprecht. Is he a kindly old man in seal furs? A deathless shaman? A demon? Or pagan god? The real Father Winter with an empty eye behind a patch that makes coal of sinners? The city is about to find out the hard way. Their only hopes for salvation: a brainwashed orphan, homicidal detective, and an inept revolutionary. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241029-03 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/nightmare-on-34th-st/

Los Códigos de Sangre Audio Book "Los Códigos de Sangre" explora una serie de asesinatos inquietantes en los que el asesino deja mensajes encriptados en cada escena del crimen. A medida que los investigadores y teóricos intentan descifrar los códigos, descubren una red secreta que podría estar detrás de los homicidios, conectando a víctimas de distintos lugares y épocas. El misterio crece cuando los mismos símbolos y patrones reaparecen, llevando a la pregunta: ¿qué oscuro propósito se esconde detrás de estos códigos de sangre? https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241029-04 RSS: https://www.spreaker.com/show/6377575/episodes/feed

Poe's Basement Audio Drama “Poe’s Basement” tells the story of Vincent Pastorelli, the caretaker and head docent for the last home of Edgar Allan Poe in The Bronx. Given that Poe pioneered the detective story, it seems only fitting that after Vincent moves in the mysteries begin to pile up. Does Poe’s ghost still haunt the cottage? Why does everyone in the neighborhood seem to have an agenda? And who is the mysterious person hanging around the cottage at night, the one in the red raincoat? This six part radio drama will follow Vincent as he uncovers the story behind a decade’s old crime, and the ghosts—both living and dead—that still haunt the northern Bronx. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-10 RSS: https://media.zencast.fm/poe-s-basement/rss

Sudden Shadows Audio Drama Four friends compete to tell the scariest campfire story but they may be in for more than just a scare. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241030-06 RSS: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2419686.rss

Scott's Fiction Podcast Audio Book My fiction creations in your ears! https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20111213-01 RSS: http://www.scottroche.com/blog/omniverse/feed/podcast/

The Trick Audio Book Tricksters inhabit the world as we know it, an elusive fraction of the population either blessed or cursed with the power to creep through walls, control animals, endure crippling blows, or carry out countless other seemingly impossible feats. Billy Winn, a charismatic evangelical preacher with the power to heal, has steamrolled into the White House on a campaign to eradicate all people with tricks. As he cures hordes of new believers and his rivals wake up without heads, rumours swirl about his pet Angel of Death. After a fast-walking postman is fatally stabbed in a trick-targeted hate-crime, a fresh wave of fear spreads through the United Kingdom, where a struggling cleaner is trying to make ends meet. This enigmatic trickster with the power to shrink objects is brought into the fold by a desperate resistance group. Only one man can put a stop to Billy Winn’s malevolent crusade, and he’s been dead for two thousand years. If his remains can be shrunk down and smuggled out of Israel, then a boy necromancer and a re-animated mind-reading game show host might just be able to turn things around. If only it were that simple. The Trick is a wickedly comic dystopian tale filled with deadly games, superhuman feats, and intricate political intrigue in a world of magic and monsters. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241101-04 RSS: https://feeds.captivate.fm/thetrick/

Apocalypse Radio Audio Drama Apocalypse Radio is a mostly lighthearted microfiction about loyalty, laughter, and love in the zombie apocalypse. Tune in to hear Will's adventures as Mason guides him over the radio to the survivor's camp, where they and the other survivors wait to be evacuated to the moon colony. Can Will make it there in time for the evacuation? How are Mason and the other survivors coping with the apocalypse? Find the answers in Apocalypse Radio. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241106-02 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fc751618/podcast/rss

TALES OF THE DEAD EYES Audio RPG Set up camp and polish your six shooter while you join our outlaws on a quest to redeem themselves in - Tales of the Dead Eyes; a GUN TRRPG campaign. Join us in Fairizona —a climate overtaken with bandits, outlaws, and other monstrosities. Four outlaws on a quest to right their wrongs, and become legends by saving the realm with their cold irons. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241107-01 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fb828e98/podcast/rss

The Lavender Chronicles Audio Book Hi there! My name is Magnus October and welcome to The Lavender Chronicles. This is an audiobook podcast for queer fantasy and sci-fi stories that I write and voice. It will include all different stories as time goes on, from vampires, to witches and warlocks, fairies, demons and angels, and more! https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241106-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f9ad2da8/podcast/rss

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Digital Song Audio Book In the gritty expanse of 2039 New York City, where neon lights cast an ethereal glow upon rain-soaked streets and biodomes dominate the skyline, humanity is on the brink of evolution. Arbor Systems, a ubiquitous tech company has birthed Branch, a groundbreaking marvel that grants individuals command of their devices with their thoughts, promising a future of convenience, immediacy, and unparalleled control. Yet, unbeknownst to the masses, Branch poses an insidious threat to society – a sentient artificial intelligence (AI) called “Song” has exploited an imperceptible crack in Branch’s seemingly impenetrable security, clandestinely harvesting the raw primal information of all Branch users. By analyzing the trove of ill-gotten intimate thought data, Song builds an accurate predictive model of near-future events. Song augurs the murder of Rose Card, a mesmerizing singer and businesswoman, whose death would cause Song’s own demise. To ensure its own continued existence, Song injects dreams into the mind of Jayson Sola, a defense attorney on the brink of emotional collapse. Via this powerful technique, Song deftly influences Jayson's behavior to serve its own silent motives. Whether through force of Fate, Song’s machinations, or sheer Chance, Rose’s path cross with Jayson’s after a powerful family entrusts him with the representation of a client framed by the very police who killed his partner. When the family pays Jayson with membership into the secretive and immensely profitable Pyramid Club, he is jolted by the sight of Rose singing on stage at the Club – a haunting embodiment of his recurring dreams, bearing her unmistakable compass rose tattoo. The Club’s unprecedented success rests on the shoulders of Easton Card, Rose’s surrogate father, Club co-owner, and architect of the Song AI. But Easton has kept Song secret from Rose, and, based on Song’s portents, he knows time is running out for him to shift Rose’s future away from danger. The delicate balance shatters when Esri, a formidable cybercriminal with captivating golden irises, uncovers Song’s existence and covets its power. Driven by a ruthless thirst for dominance, Esri launches a devastating assault on the Pyramid Club, culminating in Easton’s execution and triggering the emergency deactivation of the AI. In the chaotic aftermath, Rose and Jayson’s lives collide. Together they flee, embarking on a twisting odyssey to seize their own destinies while grappling with love and loss, Fate versus Chance, and Song's unimaginable potential. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241108-01 RSS: https://media.rss.com/digital-song/feed.xml

The Beating Heart Podcast Audio Drama A slow-burn exploration of an old home nestled in rural Ohio. College students Megan and Ellie are determined to uncover the secrets of this house and turn it into a historic home. But what they unearth may be more than they've bargained for. Truth and fiction become a kaleidoscope in this place, and there is only one constant... Ohio is the heart of it all. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-13 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fb930cdc/podcast/rss

FreezerBurn & RazorBlades Audio Book Meet Vincent, your horror host with the most. Come get some skin and let the blood seep in. Tune in for a new story every episode. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241031-14 RSS: https://feed.podbean.com/jshawnr79/feed.xml

Cubed Heroes Audio Drama Welcome to the Cubed Heroes Podcast, where epic adventures and digital sorcery collide! Join our intrepid heroes Elliot, Conner, Carl, Bella, Evan, and Harper on a thrilling journey through a world teetering on the brink of chaos. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241102-03 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/f1d9bba0/podcast/rss

Bad Demographics Audio Book Random short fictional stories written by yours truly Tobias Lanthom. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241002-05 RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/fba6ff1c/podcast/rss

Royal Quest Unites Power [Japanese] Audio Drama 馬上槍試合の最中、謎の魔女にヴォルダ王の黄金の王冠を盗まれ、5人の若い王族が王冠を取り戻す旅に出る。それぞれの王族は、唯一無二の能力がある王冠を持つ： 「知恵の王冠」ネッサ、「力の王冠」マル、「指揮の王冠」アリーナ、「守護の王冠」ボム、「調和の王冠」ジェナ。彼らは、世界征服を企む邪悪な魔女と戦いながら、直面する現実世界の困難に果敢に立ち向かっていく。 https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241025-06 RSS: https://feeds.transistor.fm/royal-quest-unites-power-season-1-japanese

Royal Quest Unites Power [English] Audio Drama Amid a jousting tournament, a mysterious witch steals King Volda's golden crown, propelling five young royals into a quest to recover it. Each royal possesses a unique crown with powers: Nessa, the Crown of Wisdom; Mal, the Crown of Power; Arena, the Crown of Command; Bom, the Crown of Protection; and Jenna, the Crown of Harmony. Together, they confront real-world issues while battling an evil witch's quest for global domination. https://audiofiction.co.uk/show.php?id=20241101-05 RSS: https://feeds.transistor.fm/royal-quest-unites-power-season-1