#ler!jessie

[user-16s-world]

Title: Tied Up in Knots

Jessi and Nick sat cross-legged on Jessi’s bed, side-eyeing each other as Connie, Jessi’s Hormone Monstress, paced in front of them like an overexcited camp counselor.

“Alright, my little hormonal disasters,” Connie purred, clapping her hands together. “Today, Auntie Connie is introducing you to the world of bondage!”

Nick’s face instantly went beet red. “Oh—uh—I don’t—what—”

Jessi crossed her arms, smirking. “Please tell me this doesn’t involve Coach Steve in any way.”

“Sweetheart, nothing I do ever involves Coach Steve,” Connie assured. “That man once tried to handcuff himself to a Subway sandwich for safety reasons.”

Nick swallowed hard, still stuck on the whole bondage thing. “Are we sure we’re ready for this?”

“Oh, relax, birch bark,” Connie grinned. “We’re keepin’ it PG-13—well, maybe PG-15, but it’s all in good fun!” She dramatically gestured toward a sleek, black leather chair that had definitely not been in Jessi’s room five minutes ago. “Now, feast your teenage eyes on my teaching tool!”

Jessi raised an eyebrow. “Where the hell did that come from?”

“Don’t worry about it!” Connie sang, plopping into the chair with a satisfied sigh. “Now, this bad boy has straps—good for keeping things in place, if ya know what I mean—”

“We do!” Nick and Jessi both shouted in unison.

“—but the fun part is all about trust,” Connie continued, casually buckling herself in. “See? Secure, but not too tight. Communication is key, blah blah blah.”

Jessi tilted her head, watching as Connie locked herself in completely. “Sooo, you’re stuck now?”

Connie frowned slightly, tugging at the restraints. “Technically, yes, but that’s kinda the—oh, you little turds are planning something, aren’t ya?”

Nick and Jessi exchanged an evil grin.

“Ohhh, this is gonna be delicious,” Jessi murmured.

Nick cracked his knuckles. “I believe in teamwork.”

Connie’s eyes widened. “Okay, now hold on—”

Without hesitation, Jessi lunged forward and skittered her fingers along Connie’s exposed sides. The Hormone Monstress immediately let out an undignified snort and kicked wildly, but the straps held her firm.

“Oh, you bastards!” Connie shrieked. “I swear to Beyoncé, if you don’t—AHAHAHA—NO!”

Nick, emboldened by her reaction, dove in next, targeting the underside of her fluffy arms. “Oh wow, she’s really ticklish,” he noted with awe.

“NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!” Connie howled, thrashing as much as she could.

Jessi grinned wickedly. “Would you say you’re… at our mercy?”

“I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!”

Nick gasped theatrically. “Oh my god, Jessi, she’s trying to talk tough! I don’t think she’s learned her lesson!”

Jessi leaned in, wiggling her fingers ominously. “Guess we’ll just have to keep going.”

“I’LL DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK! I’LL—HAHAHAH—OH MY GOD, NOT THE FEET!”

Nick and Jessi were practically crying with laughter now, doubling down as Connie shrieked, snorted, and kicked uselessly against her restraints.

“Y’ALL ARE ACTUAL DEMONS!” she wailed between fits of giggles.

Eventually, after what felt like hours (but was probably only a few minutes),Jessi and Nick collapsed onto the floor, clutching their sides as they tried to catch their breath from laughing so hard. Across from them, Connie sat strapped to the leather chair, her wild mane of hair even frizzier than usual, her body still twitching from the relentless tickle attack.

“Ohhh… you little mother—” Connie panted, her voice hoarse. “You are so freaking dead.”

Nick wiped away a tear. “You’re still talking pretty tough for someone who just snorted like a farm animal.”

Jessi smirked, brushing some hair behind her ear. “Yeah, Connie, I dunno. You don’t seem very scary when you’re all strapped down and helpless.”

Connie narrowed her eyes at them, a dangerous glint flashing behind them. “Ohhh, you think this is funny?” she growled. “Just wait till I get outta these straps. I am gonna find the both of you in your sleep, and—”

Nick and Jessi exchanged a look.

Then, in perfect sync, they lunged at her again.

“OH, YOU LITTLE SHIIII—HAHAHAHAHAAAA NOOOOO!”

Connie immediately exploded into uncontrollable laughter, thrashing uselessly against the chair as Nick and Jessi launched another tickle assault.

Jessi dug into Connie’s ribs, grinning ear to ear. “What was that, Connie? Something about getting revenge?”

“I’LL—I’LL—I CAN’T BREATHE, YOU DEMONS!”

Nick, emboldened by the sheer power he now held, skittered his fingers up her underarms again. “I feel like she’s not learning her lesson, Jessi.”

“I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, BIRCH BOY—AHAHAHAAAA!”

“Oh wow,” Jessi teased, tickling along Connie’s waist. “She’s still threatening us, huh? What do you think, Nick?”

Nick nodded sagely. “I think that means she wants more.”

“NOOOOOOOO!” Connie shrieked, throwing her head back in hysterics. “I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BAAAACK!”

Jessi smirked. “Oh? Are you saying… you submit?”

“YES! YES! I SUBMIT, YOU LITTLE PSYCHOPATHS!”

Nick and Jessi finally relented, collapsing once more into fits of giggles. Connie sagged in the chair, her breath coming in rapid, wheezing gasps, her face red and her tail twitching in pure, unfiltered betrayal.

“You two… are actual monsters,” she huffed, her voice hoarse. “I hope your future hormone monsters are just as evil as you are.”

Nick grinned. “Awww, that’s sweet. She’s thinking about our future.”

Jessi stretched her arms. “Welp, time to very slowly let her out.”

She strolled over to grab the scissors with absolutely zero urgency, while Connie groaned dramatically.

Just then, a puff of smoke appeared, and Maury materialized, hands on his hips. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I missed a bondage tickle attack?! THIS is why I need cameras in more places!”

Nick turned to Jessi. “Is it weird that this was the least traumatizing thing that’s happened to us today?”

Jessi sighed. “It really, really is.”

And with that, another wildly inappropriate but weirdly wholesome night came to a chaotic end.

[projetovelhopoema]

Óculos Sujos

Desde os 11 anos uso óculos e gradativamente o meu grau foi aumentando e aumentando até chegar ao diagnóstico de miopia e astigmatismo. E eu tive um amor daqueles que me faziam voltar à adolescência. Eu contava as horas para que estiv��ssemos juntos e o relógio sempre parecia o meu maior inimigo. Quanto mais a gente quer que as horas passem, menos os ponteiros se movimentam e ficava aquele “tic tac tic tac” infernal em minha cabeça. Por mais que eu me arrumasse toda, eu sempre ouviria um “seus óculos estão sujos”. Sempre! E por mais que criasse o hábito de limpá-los antes de vê-lo, sempre ouviria a mesma frase. Era decepcionante e frustrante não receber um único elogio sequer. Eu tentava manter a minha pose original, mas me sentia profundamente incomodada. Porque, meu bem, apesar de precisar deles para decorar cada traço de sua fisionomia, para ver todos os risos e sorrisos, jeitos e trejeitos, mesmo se os tirasse, era com você que eu estaria conversando, era sua voz a qual eu estaria ouvindo. E mesmo na pior das hipóteses, se caso fosse cega, ainda lembraria de você ao tatear sua face como se seu nariz, boca, olhos, queixo, fossem letras as quais poderia ler através do método de braile. Se calhar, você se importava demais com o que importava de menos. Se calhar, meus óculos realmente sempre estiveram sujos ao ter uma imagem distorcida de quem tu eras.

— Jessy em Relicário dos poetas.

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Characters included in the showdown

If any of these characters are repeated or under 18 please let me know asap so I can switch them out

Remus Sanders from Sanders Sides (17)

Janus Sanders from Sanders Sides (14)

Logan Sanders from Sanders Sides (13)

Eda Clawthorne from The Owl House (13)

Roman Sanders from Sanders Sides (11)

Virgil Sanders from Sanders Sides (10)

Din Djarin/Mandalorian from The Mandalorian (10)

Remy Sanders from Thomas Sanders Shorts (10)

Patton Sanders from Sanders Sides (9)

Noise from Roleslaying with Roman (8)

The Once-ler from the Lorax (7)

Sans from Undertale (6)

Angel from Hell’s Belles (5)

Julian Devorak from The Arcana (5)

William Afton from fnaf (4)

Ingo from Pokémon (4)

Leon S Kennedy from Resident Evil (4)

Anxiety Sanders from Thomas Sanders Shorts (4)

Clay Puppington from Moral Orel (4)

Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman (4)

Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls (3)

Shane from The L Word (3)

Jameson Jackson from Jacksepticeye (3)

The Other Side of the Pillow from Thomas Sanders Shorts (3)

Virgil the Rat from Ride the Cyclone (3)

Kylo Ren from Star Wars (3)

Megamind from Megamind (3)

Bucky Barnes from MCU (3)

Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield) from No Way Home (3)

Mike from Roleslaying with Roman (3)

Ryker from Roleslaying with Roman (3)

Roman from Roleslaying with Roman (3)

Raine Whispers from The Owl House (3)

Vash the Stampede from Trigun Stampede (3)

Nicholas D Wolfwood from Trigun (3)

Cecil Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale (2)

Sage Lesath from Last Legacy (2)

L Lawliet from Death Note (2)

Crowley from Good Omens (2)

Dr. Bright from SCP Foundation (2)

Shrek from Shrek (2)

Peter Cola from CNP (2)

Peppino from Pizza Tower (2)

Tangerine from Bullet Train (2)

Luis Sera from Resident Evil 4 (2)

Darius from The Owl House (2)

Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal (2)

Alastor from Hazbin Hotel (2)

Enjorlas from Les Miserables (2)

Jessie from Pokémon (2)

James from Pokémon (2)

Mettaton EX from Undertale (2)

Sampo Koshi from Honkai Star Rail (2)

Wilford Warfstache from Markiplier (2)

The Narrator from The Stanley Parable (2)

Shego from Kim Possible (2)

Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil (2)

Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death (2)

Orange Side from Sanders Sides (2)

Lucio from The Arcana (2)

Burgundy Red from Roleslaying with Roman (2)

Puff Puff Humbert from Your Favorite Martin (2)

Viktor Humphries from Slime Rancher (2)

Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel (2)

Miss Secondopinionson from Moral Orel (2)

Eggman from Sonic (2)

Spamton from Deltarune (1)

The Corinthian from The Sandman (1)

Asra Alnazar from The Arcana (1)

Felix Escellun from Last Legacy (1)

Edwin from Gummy and the Doctor (1)

Hatori from Fruits Basket (1)

Izzy Hands from Our Flag Mean Death (1)

Undyne from Undertale (1)

Glamrock Freddy from fnaf: security breach (1)

Gummy from Gummy and the Doctor (1)

Nadia Satrinava from The Arcana (1)

Scorpia from She Ra (1)

Jareth the Goblin King from Labyrinth (1)

Vaporeon from Pokémon (1)

Rouge the Bat from Sonic (1)

Aaravos from The Dragon Prince (1)

Millions Knives from Trigun Stampede (1)

Spock from Star Trek (1)

Toriel from Undertale (1)

Bowser from Super Mario (1)

Shota Aizawa from My Hero Academia (1)

Tom Nook from Animal Crossing (1)

Critic Sanders from Thomas Sanders Shorts (1)

Skeletor from Masters of the Universe (1)

Elias Bouchard from The Magnus Archives (1)

Asmodeus from Obey Me (1)

Guillermo from What We do in the Shadows (1)

Asgore Dreemurr from Deltarune (1)

Dio Brando from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (1)

Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who (1)

Death from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (1)

Red Guy from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (1)

Padme from Star Wars (1)

Archibald Asparagus from Veggie Tales (1)

Shen Jiu from The Scum Villain’s Self Saving System (1)

Roxanne Wolf from fnaf: security breach (1)

Gomez Addams from The Addams Family (1)

Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty (1)

Fiona from Shrek (1)

Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1)

Emile from Cartoon Therapy (1)

Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom (1)

Eyeless Jack from Creepypasta (1)

Merlin from Fate/Grand Order (1)

Verosika Mayday from Helluva Boss (1)

Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda (1)

Michael Afton from fnaf (1)

Marvus Xoloto from Hiveswap (1)

Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium (1)

Jang Jaeyoung from Semantic Error (1)

The Bog King from Strange Magic (1)

Batman from Batman (1)

Randy Jade from Dialtown (1)

Yor Forger from Spy x Family (1)

Mark Winters/Wavelength from Just Role With It (1)

Dr. Alto Clef from SCP Foundation (1)

Striker from Helluva Boss (1)

Stoic the Vast from How to Train your Dragon (1)

Bandit from Bluey (1)

Spain from Hetalia (1)

Dorian Gray from The Picture of Dorian Gray (1)

Muriel from The Arcana (1)

[04h23am]

   ✦     ◞    oi oi besties, tudo bem com vocês ? eu sou a jessie ( 25+ ) e dei uma sumidinha daqui por problemas da vida adulta mas eu jogo rpg tem bastante tempo & finalmente tô com um tempinho legal pra dedicar pra esse hobbie que eu tanto amo que é escrever ! dito isso queria deixar alguns temas & plots que eu quero jogar ! caso você se interesse por algo ou queira criar alguma coisinha nova pra jogar comigo, é só deixar uma curtida aqui ou me chamar no im ! ♡

wanted plots. & guidelines.

—  alguns plots específicos que eu quero jogar:

fake dating, barista ( muse a ) coloca um flyer no café rival procurando um namorado de mentirinha ( muse b ) pra fazer terapia de casal com ele. o motivo ? o melhor amigo de muse a é apaixonado nesse cara da faculdade que é um famoso terapeuta de casais e muse a faria de tudo pra ser o melhor wingman de todos.

secret love, âncora de telejornal famoso ( muse a ) está num relacionamento super mega secreto com um modelo mais famoso ainda ( muse b ) e essa notícia vazou de um jeito tão rápido e ridículo que ele teve que ler sobre o próprio escândalo de namoro no meio do jornal ao vivo pro país inteiro.

a s m r, pintor ( muse a ) talvez tenha uma quedinha pelo seu youtuber favorito de asmr ( muse b ) mas ele jura para si mesmo que não é nada ! ele só tem problemas pra dormir e mars asmr é o único que consegue fazê-lo dormir nas noites das piores insônias. o que poderia acontecer quando um amigo sugere que ele grave um vídeo de asmr e marque o youtuber como forma de inspiração ?

zombie apocalypse, estudante de medicina ( muse a ) tenta sobreviver durante um apocalipse zumbi e, após passar meses sozinho depois de um desastre com seu grupo anterior, acaba por salvar um garoto da morte iminente e encontrando por acidente um grupo de homens leais e um líder ( muse b ) incrivelmente frio - e que foi totalmente contra a adição dele no grupo.

ahoy!, prisioneiro de um navio ( muse a ) pelos últimos dois anos e sendo submetido a ser o médico da tripulação, após uma intensa batalha com uma tripulação pirata rival, acaba sendo levado como prisioneiro para um segundo navio. aprisionado em troca de informação ( já que os piratas rivais não sabiam que ele era um prisioneiro no navio original ), jurou odiar sua nova tripulação a todo custo. isso é, até o cozinheiro do navio ( muse b ) quebrar as regras impostas pelo capitão e levar a primeira refeição saudável e completa em anos do prisioneiro.

tenho leves tendências a jogar m/m mas todos os plots podem ser adaptados !

—  alguns temas que eu queria explorar mais:

náufrago/sereia;

piratas;

a/b/o ( nada muito estereotipado ),

algo parecido com a série spin out,

anjo/demônio ou humano/demônio,

distopia ( especificamente o mundo consumido por água ),

universo do valorant.

e mais !!! ( infelizmente o tumblr tá restringindo caracteres, então caso queira ouvir mais ideias malucas, é só me chamar !!)

[sauleausoleil]

6 de novembro de 2020, Sexta-feira.

Querido Baekhyun,

Faz tempo que não escrevo para ti, para ser exata, um ano e alguns meses. Eu sinto sua falta e me orgulho do artista ainda mais grandioso que estejas se tornando. Ultimamente tudo o que eu sinto é vazio e nada mais que isso. Para ser sincera, eu sinto medo. 

Eu tenho medo de ter todo esse sentimento ruim dentro de mim por toda minha vida. 

Talvez precise te atualizar de muitas coisas que aconteceram comigo, mas em resumo; eu me encontro sozinha. De novo, para variar. 

Não tenho mais contato com Jessy ou Charmem, sim, aquelas as quais eu considerava meu porto seguro, as mesmas que eu chamava de mãe. Perdi tudo por culpa minha. 

Me pergunto quantos relacionamentos serão destru��dos pela minha pessoa. Afinal, não fora só com elas que não tenho mais amizade, Fernanda também saiu de minha vida. 

E adivinhe? Por culpa minha.

Sabe, Baekhyun, tudo o que eu realmente quero é desistir. Eu sei que irei fracassar em tudo quando sequer relacionamentos consigo ter. 

Quando Jéssica fez várias páginas no word para dizer o quão ruim eu sou aquilo pesou, pois havia sim um fundo de verdade. 

Eu sou prepotente, mal educada e mesquinha, mas eu também me sinto sozinha e só deus sabe o quanto não queria ser assim. Sei que tenho Steph, mas eu continuo me sentindo um lixo. Eu sei que posso pegar conteúdos e estudar, mas eu me sinto burra e inútil para começar. Eu gostaria de ler mais, de escrever mais, no entanto, me sinto incapaz de fazer algo. 

Uma vez eu li que arrependimento e culpa é o que nos corroi aos poucos por dentro, e é verdade. Eu me sinto pesada, cansada e imprestável para tudo.

Eu consigo lembrar de como doeu quando todo mundo foi embora porque ainda doi. Eu posso sim mostrar que não me importo, mas agora, enquanto estou sozinha no meu quarto ouvindo vocês, sinto que sim; doi como um inferno. 

A pior parte é que não, eu não posso fazer muita coisa. Queria ser do tipo que esquece as coisas rápido. Você me conhece, sabe que não funciono assim.

Esse ano eu consegui um emprego, seria perfeito. Eu estava focada nos estudos e finalmente teria um emprego para ajudar minha mãe. Veio a pandemia, vieram problemas em on e toda minha autoestima foi pro brejo, Baek. 

Eu não me sinto suficiente, não me sinto importante, inteligente, bonita e a pior parte é que não é drama, até porque nem você mesmo lerá isso, é dessa forma que me sinto, de verdade. Penso se algum dia eu conseguirei ao menos superar um dos meus traumas e gostar verdadeiramente de mim. 

Ninguém se importa comigo, nem eu me importo, acredito que deveria parar de me importar com os outros também.

Com amor e dor, Renata.

[jefpoo421]

Great! the Once-ler dressed as a female cowhand! What gayness could go wrong?

Yee-hah! Let’s ride like the wind, Melvin! *rides Melvin the mule*

* I chose cowgirl Jessie’s outfit for Oncie to wear, why, because he wore feminine accessories when he cooked pancakes! Talk about Ambiguously Gay!

[meunomecompostoblog]

Crônica inspirada em um shot, que se transformou em uma viagem para as Ilhas Cíes.

Um tempo atrás, eu estava conversando com uma amiga minha e comentei que havia escrito uma crônica sobre a nossa amizade quando ela encerrou a trajetória dela aqui desse lado do Atlântico. Eu procurei no meu bloco de notas, mas parece que o destino quer que eu atualize as minhas impressões sobre ela - que já sabe que esse texto é dela!

Um shot de tequila, que se transformou em uma amizade, uma viagem pras Ilhas Cíes e agora um textinho singelo, mas honesto. Com certeza uma das amigas que eu mais diverti nessa vida - inclusive, a música que estou ouvindo agora é Duda Beat (Dar uma deitchada). E eu estou há 3 minutos com um sorriso estampado no rosto e uma dorzinha no coração com saudade daquele tempo e de você.

Tanta coisa mudou, né? Mas eu ainda vejo você em cada cantinho, do chinelo que você deixou até o Barhaus, que nunca mais foi o mesmo. Até uma panela de arroz e o meu ventilador me lembram que você passou por aqui.

Embora o meu vizinho não sinta sua falta, eu morro de saudade das nossas madrugadas conversando e rindo sem fim. Você sempre teve cheiro de casa, Jessy.

Eu não sei quando e nem onde vamos nos encontrar novamente, mas eu sinto que vamos. E se na pior das hipóteses, isso nunca acontecer, eu ainda assim vou ser muito feliz e grata por ter te conhecido e vivido tudo o que vivemos juntas. Se eu soubesse que eu iria te encontrar aqui em Braga, eu teria contado nos dedos para que esse dia chegasse.

A vida não me avisou, mas ela te colocou naquele bar comigo pra tomar um shot de graça (rs). E a gente se encontrou ali, né? E quando eu penso naquela fase, eu sei que foi incrível. Como fomos felizes juntas! Mas também como choramos...

Ah sua geminiana 8 ou 80, que sacode a minha balança!

Obrigada por ter passado por aqui, por ter me enxergado e por todos os momentos felizes que vivemos. Aquele abraço ta aqui guardado junto com o vestido preto que você me deu e o brinco de cereja que você esqueceu aqui.

Essa plataforma que é vida tem esses encontros e despedidas, como diria Maria Rita:

"São só dois lados da mesma viagem O trem que chega é o mesmo trem da partida A hora do encontro é também despedida A plataforma dessa estação É a vida desse meu lugar"

Te amo, Jessy! - quando ler me envia mensagm

[klimtjardin]

v-você tem gostado de descrever os detalhes pra mim? 😳 aiii klim, não fala sobre romantizar as coisas que eu tbm sou assim, mas to tentando parar de levar isso tanto pras minhas relações kkkkkk me faz ser muuuito emocionada :(

isso é interessante, sabe? da sensibilidade porque parece algo que você desenvolve, mas que fica meio que incosciente. você não percebe... eu já algumas coisas do winwin sobre a dança clássica, e até mesmo do pré-debut dele. eu acho tão bonito. e tenho que confessar que eu acho ele elegantíssimo kkkk deve ser por conta dessa condição que você tá falando!!!!

é sobre isso a coisa do casamento, sabe? eu tenho um irmão, klim, e conviver com ele me fez criar um asco por viver com um homem, sabe? principalmente por conta dos afazeres domésticos. eu simplesmente adoro organizar e limpar, sério. mas parece que ele não tem consideração nenhuma em manter, e se você pede o básico, é feito de forma porca arrrrgh me faz sentir um pedaço de nada. eu posso amar um homem, mas não quero viver uma vida cotidiana com ele. e sobre a paixão cegar a gente, é preciso ter cuidado, é o que eu sempre tento manter apesar de ser uma pessoa carente. morro de medo de ficar burra assim e me submeter a um relacionamento fodido???

tem um quote sobre isso de before midnight

compartilha com a gente sim. é tão bonito e interessante!

sério? Depois da um review sobre esse porque é um que tá na minha lista, mas eu não sei muito sobre ele. eu comecei a ler "amar, verbo intransitivo" e tá sendo tudo que eu não esperava, mas de uma forma boa. tem uns quote psicológico, a prota emocionada e que gosta de idealizar (cof cof). tem uma frase que eu li que é muito sobre mim, vou te mostar

eu não me acho parecida com o jae kkkkk mas nós temos gostos parecidos, as vzs eu escuto/assisto coisas que ele recomendou e eu acabo gostando e isso me faz sentir próxima dele e pensar como seria legal fazer aquilo junto com ele, sabe? mas isso me faz pensar muito sobre como nós normalmente construímos o que nós queremos sobre os idols... eu penso que eu não gostaria tanto do jae se eu não tivesse idealizado tanto com ele. tipo "o jaehyun é assim mesmo, ou eu só to idealizando nele o que eu queria em alguém????" Kklkkk mas de qualquer forma, ele é o meu bebê:(

você se sente parecida com tae?

nós somos parecidas em alguns aspectos, acho que eu me expressei mal. mas nós ainda temos muito o que saber sobre uma a outra? seu signo é leo, não é? eu sou de câncer...(eu gosto de saber o sigmo das pessoas porque eu acho que diz muito sobre alguém 😛)

planejar aula deve ser legal, klim (é?) ensinar algo que você é apaixonada te faz ser 1000 vezes mais criativa e interessante sobre como vc pode fazer isso. eu não sabia desse fato 😱 e isso é super legal e mostra como o povo antigo era muito mais encorajador com as crianças que hoje em dia.....

Com carinho, Jessie!

Sim, com certeza! Eu sempre quis trocar cartinhas com alguém 👉👈

Vou começar contando que caí um tombão da rede, virei com ela e tudo 😂 bem na hora do meu sol matinal! estão fazendo churrasco de novo e o nosso cachorro rodeando, espero que o erro da maminha não se repita kkkkk

Tenho uma regra quanto a relacionamentos interpessoais: idealizo só se já avançou um tanto e se não vejo sinal de perigo, mais ou menos isso 😁 nem sempre dá certo, né- kskskskska

Sim! Amo essas 'curiosidades'!!! Ah, que legal que você já sabia do que eu tava falando! Geralmente me sinto uma nerdola por gostar de observar essas coisas. E sim, pra mim o Winwin é a pura realeza!!!

É, pois é. No meu caso é meu pai, que parece que tudo tem que ser servido nas mãos. Mas, também tenho uma irmã exatamente assim... Ainda nessa vibe, tem uma fofoca de uma amiga minha (agora não tão próxima), pelo visto ficou noiva, mas o noivo dá em cima da mãe dela!!! Babado. Sobre o quote, creio que no fim das contas os homens acabam querendo uma mãe ou uma empregada para servi-los... Me faz pensar sobre eles não saberem amar mulheres. Mas em contraponto acredito que eu também não saiba amar homens. Uma vez que meus relacionamentos geralmente são a distância e qualquer pensamento que fuja para algo mais "real" me causa profundo desconforto. Daí penso que na verdade ninguém sabe amar ninguém 😂Interessante esse quote do livro. Tô meditando nele agora.

Assim como você disse, o que acho ter parecido com o Taeyong talvez seja pura projeção, mas tenho a impressão de que nós temos a mesma visão de mundo (?). Sobre gostos, o que realmente temos em comum é gostar de Studio Ghibli, sapos, natureza e sermos artistas e algumas outras coincidências que não vou lembrar agora. Me vejo nele em alguma momentos. Mas, secretamente, acho que o Taeyong me acharia uma chata e vice-versa 😆 de todos os neos os que mais se assemelha comigo, além dele, é o Doyoung.

Sim, sou de leão, com ascendente em aquário e lua em capricórnio. E uma vênus em câncer, que me faz ser exatamente assim: emocionada. Você sabia que o Jae e o Taey têm ascendente em peixes? Kkkkkk explica o Jae ser totalmente distraído! Só um comentário, mas acho o Jaehyun uma pessoa muito inteligente emocionalmente falando. Enfim, psicanálise dos neos é algo que faço nas horas vagas 😂😂😂

Sim, é! Quer dizer, eu sou aquela pessoa 100% viciada em planejar, então, pra mim é muito satisfatório!

Sua Klim, etc.

[moose-muffin]

Hey there! Since you’ve been looking for some prompts, how about lee James from team rocket! Because of course I’m back on my bs 🙄

(Also just wanted to say, I love your blog 😭) -vamptickles

HI DARLING!!! THANK YOU FOR VISITING AND FOR THE SWEET COMPLIMENT, I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR BLOG AS WELL!! BUT I GOT YOU COVEREDDDDDD LETS GO!

lee james:

he is jsut, such, god the words to describe him will always evade me because no word is good enough

if we’re discussing his reactions to getting tickled, a good place to start, he truly is a sight to see LOLLLL

of course, it is known he is canonically ticklish to some extent and he has the SWEETEST giggles I’m-

of course canon knowledge can only take us so far *sigh* but I see him as being super ticklish. he definitely flails when he gets tickled too bc I said so and because it’s adorable HAVSKWKS

he’s the type that immediately reacts, like hitting at your hands or squirming out of the way, he never follows through though… I Wonder why (spoiler alert: it’s because he loves it)

usually james getting tickled starts as an accident by a Pokémon attack or something along those lines, but once jessie and meowth watch him just take it each and every time, they start to get curious

i know this is about lee James BUT Lee James couldn’t be lee James without ler jessie and I have always (I mean ALWAYS, like allllll the way back to fourth grade always) seen jessie as such a devious and playful and skilled ler, like, thinking of her I just picture her wiggling her fingers at her lee and knowing she is about to absolutely destroy whoever she’s about to tickle I- (im sorry for the self indulgent jessie moment, she is just so pretty and ugh all the love ❤️❤️)

BUT TO CONTINUE!!!! jessie definitely regularly tickled James to pieces because he likes it

I like to imagine it started after the two of them blasted off and james got tickled by some Pokémon and jessie finally decided to ask him about it.

he deffo blushed, so much. (she secretly is obsessed but shhhh)

but he gets all blushy and stutters and doesn’t know how to explain it, she just deadpan goes, “you like being tickled, don’t you?” and man’s straight up NODS LOLLL

he can’t make eye contact, he’s to nervie, but she gets the memo and goes ham skittering her fingers along his ribs and torso, (lucky for her two pretty good spots)

speaking of spots, his rank (from least ticklish to most) as follows: palms, arms, legs, thighs, stomach, ribs, neck

and anywhere I forgot to list HES ticklish there too just not as much but jessie basically uses her skills to her advantage and gives james the tickling of his life and from then on, the two have back and forth tickle fights almost every day

Meowth knows, he likes to stay out of it tho <3 letting ‘dems two love birds do their thing LOL

its a love language for James certainly and jessie definitely starts to see it that way too, it’s a beautiful sight to see and you are so valid for loving lee James bc he is something to truly behold <3

[secretly-tword-obsessed]

Connie hcs please and thank u!!

Okokok

Also, WARNING: this is a tickle blog. I need to specify this now, cause I’ve seen a lot of non tickle blogs reading my stuff. All of these HCs will be related to tickling. It’s not a fetish, it’s just something that makes me feel comfortable, fluffy abd happy. If that is off putting to you, don’t read. Anyways…

Yes, Connie’s hair can move like a second pair of hands, and yes, it does tickle a lot to get attacked by hair hands

She’s very ticklish on her tummy, and Nick found out and went to tell Jessi, That was very embarrassing for Connie

She tickles Maury from time to time to get her way, because he can be annoying but he’s also rather ticklish fir a monster. Since Montel was born, she tickled him more to “embarrass” him in front of his son

Depressions worst enemy is laughter: so she tickles Jessi to make Kitty go away

Thanks for the request! Sorry I don’t have a lot of HC’s. All I know is that Connie is an evil ass ler.

[btsillusionsblog]

BTS reactions - ser questionado sobre você durante uma entrevista / você sendo mencionada durante uma entrevista.

Jin

“Obviamente, pedimos aos seus fãs que nos enviassem algumas perguntas que eles queriam que vocês respondessem, e havia um tweet, que só temos que ler para vocês”, todos concordaram, ouvindo atentamente o que o entrevistador tinha a dizer a seguir. “Ok, o tweet diz: 'Mas vocês, vocês percebem que o homem mais bonito do mundo está namorando a mulher mais sexy do mundo? Imagine os bebês! ' ”

Todos começaram a rir e Jin rapidamente ficou tímido, virando a cabeça para o lado, escondendo a risada com a mão.

“Ela tem razão, certo? Quero dizer, há quanto tempo você está namorando agora? "

“Ah, um pouco mais de dois anos”, disse ele, ainda sorrindo e esperando que os maquiadores tivessem colocado maquiagem suficiente em seu rosto para disfarçar o blush que estava se espalhando rapidamente.

"Aaah, então presumo que isso signifique que não veio nenhum menino bonito ou menina bonita ainda."

Jin balançou a cabeça, mas ainda estava rindo, especialmente quando eles continuaram a imaginar você e ele tendo gêmeos, um menino e uma menina e como eles iriam dominar o mundo.

Naquela noite, quando você estava deitada nos braços dele e ele acariciou suavemente suas costas e deu beijos suaves em sua testa, ele não pôde deixar de perguntar:

“Você já pensou em ter filhos?”

yoongi

"Oh, onde está o cara de cabelo preto?" Jessi perguntou, seus olhos procurando por Yoongi no grupo de garotos a sua frente.

Yoongi franziu as sobrancelhas e olhou para os outros. Ela estava falando sobre ele, ele era o único com cabelo preto agora. Então ele caminhou ao redor deles, até que ele estava na frente deles e apontou para si mesmo.

"Eu?"

"Yeah, yeah!" ela sorriu de orelha a orelha, "Como vai (S/N)?"

Sua boca estava aberta, mas um pequeno sorriso apareceu em seus lábios.

"Uh, ela é bem."

“Escute, é melhor você tratá-la bem, entendido? Essa garota é uma das melhores que temos em nossa indústria agora, e ela merece o mundo, está me ouvindo? ”

Yoongi acenou com a cabeça rapidamente. Ele respeitava Jessi demais para deixar escapar um comentário sarcástico (e secretamente tinha um pouco de medo dela, especialmente depois que ela descobriu que você e ele começaram a namorar). Mesmo assim, eles se agradeceram rapidamente, antes de se afastarem, Yoongi, com um grande sorriso nos lábios.

Era bom ver que alguém estava cuidando de você assim, mesmo que agora soubesse que se ele te machucasse, Jessi definitivamente o encontraria e cortaria seu pau.

J-hope

O Weekly Idol sempre foi algo que Hobi gostou. Os entrevistadores eram divertidos, faziam com que se sentissem à vontade, embora zombassem deles de vez em quando e, no geral, ele sempre ia embora com um sorriso.

Desta vez não foi diferente, exceto pelo fato de que quando ele veio aqui pela última vez, ele ainda estava solteiro.

“Agora, normalmente damos canções aleatórias de um grupo feminino para o Bangtan dançar, mas seria um desperdício se não lhes desse pelo menos uma música de um grupo feminino, onde uma delas agora está namorando um membro desse grupo. Quem é mesmo? ” ele apontou para os sete, até que Hobi levantou a mão, “Ah, é mesmo? Você está namorando (S/N)? ”

"Sim", ele acenou com a cabeça, sorrindo feliz.

"Ah, bem, é obviamente o destino, ter o dançarino principal do BTS dançando a música de sua namorada."

Todos os meninos riram, mas Hobi de repente ficou um pouco constrangido. Ele obviamente conhecia suas rotinas de dança de dentro para fora, tendo-as praticado com você inúmeras vezes, mas esse relacionamento ainda era muito novo para ele, e ele não queria cometer um erro. Um erro nessa relação e um erro que deixaria o army chateado. Afinal, já havia sido difícil superar o medo de divulgar o relacionamento.

Mas com um pouco de apoio dos entrevistadores, ele finalmente se levantou do banquinho e começou a dançar quando a música começou.

E quando o episódio finalmente foi ao ar, ele encontrou alguns comentários, ele não pôde deixar de sorrir com toda a positividade.

Seu comentário favorito de longe, era: "Consiga um homem que a apóie como Jung Hoseok apóia(S/N)"

Namjoon

Eles estavam fazendo mais uma entrevista nos Estados Unidos e como ele era o único fluente em inglês, obviamente era ele quem falava a maior parte do tempo e recebia mais perguntas.

"Algum de vocês está namorando agora?" o entrevistador perguntou e Namjoon nem se preocupou em traduzir a pergunta.

Ele riu e acenou com a cabeça, "Eu estou, mas os outros não."

"Oh sério? Conte-nos sobre ela? ”

“Uh, não estamos namorando há muito tempo, estamos indo devagar, sabe? Mas uh, estamos muito felizes, ”ele sorriu e acenou com a cabeça. Ele estava preparado para uma pergunta como essa e achou que a resposta seria suficiente. Ele e você concordaram em manter seu relacionamento o mais privado possível, tanto em respeito ao army quanto a si mesmos.

E ele nem mentiu. Vocês não estavam namorando há muito tempo e estavam dando um passo de cada vez.

Mas ele estava feliz por finalmente poder falar livremente sobre isso.

Jimin

“Jimin, sua namorada está se tornando cada vez mais popular e também suas canções, mas como ela é fluente em inglês, obviamente há muitas partes em inglês em suas canções. Você pode cantá-las? "

Oh Deus não.

Por que, de todos os pedidos, aquele cara teve que pedir a ele para fazer isso.

Tipo, escuta, ele está tentando melhorar em inglês, certo? mas quando você também falava coreano, a urgência de aprender inglês simplesmente não existia.

"Você quer envergonhá-lo?" Yoongi disse brincando e todos riram.

Mas talvez fosse esse o ponto principal. Talvez ele tivesse que torná-lo o mais embaraçoso possível, para que fosse engraçado e todos ignorassem o fato de que ele não tinha ideia de como cantar as letras corretamente.

Então foi assim que ele fez.

E quando você e ele assistiram à entrevista uma semana depois, ele se escondeu atrás de você, completamente envergonhado de si mesmo.

Você apenas riu e passou a mão pelo cabelo dele.

“Você fez bem bebê."

Taehyung

“Quem é sua paixão em Hollywood? Atriz!"

Taehyung mal entendeu as perguntas das entrevistas que eles estavam recebendo nos últimos dias, mas até mesmo suas habilidades em inglês eram boas o suficiente para conseguir entender essa.

Seus Hyungs responderam primeiro, até que só ele e Jimin faltavam responder.

"(S/N) (S/S/N)", disse ele sem hesitar e sorriu de orelha a orelha, antes de fazer dois polegares para cima, "Incrível!"

Vocês estão namorando há cerca de quatro meses, quando você começou a gravar seu filme atual em Seul. Ninguém sabia disso ainda, exceto os outros meninos, sua empresa e sua agência. 

“Ela é realmente uma atriz incrível”, o entrevistador elogiou e acenou com a cabeça, “Alguns até dizem que ela é a próxima Meryl Streep”.

"Mesmo?" seus olhos brilharam e ele começou a bater palmas feliz.

Essa é a garota dele.

Jungkook

No início, ele tinha sido cauteloso em aparecer no Flower Crew por conta própria, geralmente sempre se sentindo melhor quando seus Hyungs estavam com ele.

Mas agora que ele estava realmente fazendo isso, ele se sentia ótimo.

Eles estavam fazendo de tudo para deixá-lo confortável e mesmo as perguntas um pouco incômodas, conseguiam deixá-lo seguro, pois não importava o que ele falasse, eles iriam entender e não iriam julgá-lo.

Nesse momento, todos almoçavam juntos (ou melhor, acabavam de terminar), quando surgiu o tema da fotografia.

Jungkook disse a eles o quanto adorava tirar fotos e eles ficaram tão interessados ​​que perguntaram se podiam olhar em seu telefone para ver as fotos.

De repente, sentindo-se muito orgulhoso de que alguém estava interessado em mais do que apenas sua carreira de cantor, ele rapidamente pegou seu telefone e abriu a pasta na qual ele salvou todos aqueles tipos de fotos, então ele entregou a eles.

Dizer que eles ficaram impressionados seria um eufemismo. Suas bocas estavam boquiabertas e eles elogiavam seu talento com cada foto que olhavam.

Até que encontraram uma foto que ele havia esquecido que estava lá.

"Oh! isso é de longe o mais bonito! ” ele virou o telefone, para que Jungkook pudesse ver a imagem que eles estavam falando.

Era você, sentada em um gramado, várias flores nos cabelos e o mais lindo sorriso no rosto.

Jungkook corou um pouco, mas os caras haviam dito a ele de antemão que eles iriam borrar tudo, então ele não precisava se preocupar em divulgar acidentalmente seu relacionamento. Então, em vez de ficar nervoso, ele estava apenas .. feliz .

"Uau! Quero dizer ... uau ”, eles continuaram a olhar para as fotos que Jungkook tinha tirado de você e ele não pôde deixar de relaxar, recostar-se na cadeira e sorrir.

Porque sim.

Essa era a namorada dele.

[ticklykitty216]

Brawl Stars Tickle Headcanons

Ok so I may have fallen into another fandom-

I cannot control the rate in which I get into things!!

Also be warned, this is a long ass post, and I mean it’s LONG

*EDIT: I added Stu, Belle and Squeak to the post. They’re all at the top of their respective sections/rarities except for Stu, who’s at the bottom of Common. I also added a “Keep Reading” break after the Common section*

*EDIT 2: I added Buzz and Griff, they’re at the top of their respective rarities*

... Anyways here are some headcanons-

*** Common Brawlers ***

Shelly:

Switch, Ler leaning

She’s a very goofy ler

She loves teasing when tickling, mostly verbally

Also loves to chase lees around before she strikes

She’s got super ticklish sides, knees and calves

Her laugh’s loud and contagious

She totally switches between speaking in english and in spanish when tickling/being tickled, change my mind

Nita:

Lee

She’s a fighter though so you want to be careful when tickling her

Her sides, belly and feet are super ticklish

Her laughter is absolutely MANIC

Very squirmy, and thrashes a lot

She gets super flustered when teased

When she’s in a ler’s position she tends to dig a lot when tickling

Colt:

Switch, Lee leaning

Listen, 9/10 times this man is all bark and no bite when it comes to tickling

It’s super easy to get him, like it’s almost a little sad

His belly, ribs and armpits are his spots

He gets super flustered when tickling, and will try to talk when being tickled

This man 110% begs before you even lay your fingers on him

He can be quite the cheeky ler when he’s not getting wrecked

He verbally teases a lot (His favorite is “Coochie Coochie Coo”)

(He’s Shelly’s frequent victim)

Bull:

Ler

Bull is a scary ler

He doesn’t normally tickle people, but when he does he’s merciless

He’s super big and strong, so there is no escaping the Bull

He’ll cradle you in one arm and go to town on your stomach

Or he’ll pin you down and use one hand to keep your hands up and get you with his other hand

Also verbally teases

He’s got ticklish ribs, back and armpits

His laugh is super rough and deep, it’s actually kinda scary

Jessie:

LEE

Oh, oh god she’s baby...

She squirms a lot when tickled

She has the CUTEST giggles, her giggles will water your crops, and cure you’re acne-

Her ribs, sides and feet are her worst spots

She’ll try and curl into a ball to escape

Blow raspberries on her belly and sides and she’s dead, you killed her

She snorts if she’s tickled for too long

Gentlest ler in the west

Brock:

Switch, Ler leaning

He doesn’t tickle people very often, because he thinks it’s really silly, but in the few times he does-

He’s very quick when tickling

Switches spots quickly so you don’t get used to it

His teases, they rhyme my guy

The rare occasions he’s a lee, he’s very squirmy

His laugh gets super jittery and squeaky, and wheezy, and he hates it

Dynamike:

Ler

He’s not ticklish

Though that doesn’t mean he won’t laugh along side you

He won’t go after you unless you’ve been messing with him (or ya’ tried to tickle him)

He’s also very sporadic when he tickles

He’s VERY good at teasing, both physically and verbally

Despite being a little off his rocker, he’ll never take it too far and will stop if he thinks you’ve had enough

Bo:

Ler

Again, he doesn’t really tickle people that often (He does sometimes tickle Nita and Leon though)

He’s normally a very serious and stoic ler, but on rare occasions he’ll get playful

If he’s in a playful mood he’ll chase you down and tease you

He’s surprisingly a very gentle ler, despite being serious and a kinda scary looking ler

His chest, ribs, neck and back are ticklish

He’s not super ticklish, but if you get those spots he’ll laugh

He has a very deep laugh, it’s actually kinda calming

Tick:

Lee

Ok, so somehow this little bomb robot is ticklish

Don’t know why, don’t know how, he just is

He’s ticklish around his sides and under his arms

And if his head isn’t attached to his body around the the edge and inside where his head rests is ticklish too

He’s actually kinda cute when you tickle him, he fails around when tickled

He’s also a really dangerous lee because if he’s tickled for too long his head might explode so watch out

His ‘laugh’ gets high pitched and he ‘stutters’ quiet a bit (Well, more than he usually stutters)

He can’t really tickle people back because he doesn’t have hands...

Though he can (technically) blow raspberries

8-Bit:

Lee

Again, somehow this little robot’s ticklish (Jeez, who’s making all these ticklish robots?!)

His little robot feet and ‘sides’ are ticklish

Also if you lightly scratch his buttons he giggles and squeaks

If you manage to get him flipped on his back and tickle him there’s really nothing he can do

His laugh is very squeaky and high pitched, and he’ll ‘stutter’ as well when tickled

If you tickle him for a while and then stop, and then ask him if he wants to “Play Again” he’ll get SUUUPER flustered and crash (Not really)

He’s not really the best ler, but he’s trying

Emz:

Switch, Ler leaning

She is, such a mean ler

Her nails are well manicured, and they’re merciless

She's both really good at physical and verbal teasing

She’s coo and baby talk you while she finds your worst spots

But she, herself, is deathly ticklish as well

Her belly, armpits and feet are her death spots

Her laugh is very high pitched and she giggles a lot when tickled

Will scream if you quickly tickle her death spots

1,000% will retaliate against you

Stu:

Switch

Is surprisingly a playful ler

If a little cocky and arrogant, but still playful all the same

His verbal teases are very hit of miss because he stutters a lot

But his physical teases are on point, likes to spider and scratch along the ribs and sides

He’s kinda ticklish

His spots are his ‘hips’, armpits and his stomach to some extent (you have to hit it just right to get him laughing)

He tries to curl into himself if tickled

His laugh is, quiet literally, all over the place

He’ll try to talk while you tickle him, but if you hit him with the “Can you repeat that? I can’t understand you when you’re laughing” he’ll literally short circuit

He’ll never admit it out loud, but Stu really likes tickling (or well, the idea of it) and he kinda wishes he was more ticklish in places (he likes the contact)

*** Rare Brawlers ***

El Primo:

Switch

If you were to look up the definition of a switch, you would just see a picture of El Primo

He’s such a carefree guy, who’s willing to get silly and have tickle fights with just about anyone (And I mean anyone)

He’s so strong he can easily pin you down and tickle you silly

He’s not that good at physical teasing, but he’s good at verbal teasing

He’s a really gentle ler, he might take it a little too far, but he’ll profusely apologize if he gets a little rough

His whole torso is ticklish, along with his hips and thighs

His chest and collarbone are also pretty ticklish as well

His laugh is pretty carefree, though it can get a little high and jittery if you drill into his hips, thighs, and ribs

He’ll sometimes let you win tickle fights

He also 100% switches between speaking in english and in spanish, you cannot change my mind on this one

Poco:

Lee

He’d probably be more of a switch if it wasn’t for the fact that’s SOOOO ticklish (and weak)

He’s ticklish pretty much anywhere you get your hands on him

Though some spots that never disappoint are his ribs, hips and feet

The best part about him being a skeleton is that you could, say, take one of his ribs out and tickle it, and he’d still feel it like it was still attached

His laugh is also carefree and happy, like Primo’s, but just in general it’s higher pitched

Oh lord, he get’s so flustered if you tease him, especially if they’re music related

In the rare chances he’s a ler, he’s quite cheeky

His boney fingers are quick and precise

He also rhymes/sings when he teases you

He’s also pretty gentle when it comes to tickling, so he won’t take it too far

Rosa:

Switch, Ler leaning

She’s such a teasing ler

She makes a bunch of puns while she tickles you

She’ll also coo and baby talk you while she goes to town

Also playful, will give chase before a tickle fight

She’s also super strong so she can easily pin you down

100% uses her plants to help tickle you (Because she’s a filthy cheater)

Surprisingly ticklish despite appearances

Her ribs, neck and feet are her most ticklish spots, though her thighs don’t disappoint as well

Her laugh is pretty goofy, and it can go pretty high if you switch spots quickly

Barley:

Switch, Lee leaning

AGAIN, for a robot, he’s shockingly ticklish

His legs, ‘belly segment’ and neck are his ticklish spots

The palm of his hands are also ticklish

His laugh usually stays the same pitch wise, but some places make him either go “hehe”, “hoho” or “haha”

He’s a little squirmy, though he’ll probably just try to push you away

Despite being a robot he’s not really that strong (physically) so he might struggle to pin you down

Though he is surprisingly good at verbal teases for some reason??

He acts innocent as a ler but don’t let him fool you, he knows exactly what he’s doing

Tends to spider his metal fingers all over, with one hand normally going up while the other goes down

*** Super Rare Brawlers ***

Darryl:

Switch, Lee leaning

Despite having 90% of his body covered by a barrel, he’s still got some ticklish bits

His feet, and under his arms are quite ticklish

Like 8-Bit, if you knock him onto his back and kinda hold him there while tickling him there isn’t much he can do (unless he had his super charged)

Darryl actually kinda likes being tickled (But he’d never say it out loud)

His laugh kinda switches between his pirate “Yo ho ho”/”Yar har har” to more giggly and squealy “hehehe”s

Darryl is actually a pretty good ler (Though he’s not the best)

He’s good at both physical teasing and verbal teasing

He uses pirate slang/pirate talk and it honestly makes the tickling worse

He so uses the feather in his hat, you can’t tell me otherwise

Jacky:

Switch, Ler leaning

She’s a rude ler, not mean, but rude

She’s really good at physical teasing, but will sometimes throw out some really good verbal teases

Is surprisingly playful, but like, in a rude way

Totally does that thing like she’s gonna get you, but at the last minute pulls away

Also pretty strong so can easily pin you down

She scream laughs when tickled

Her hips, feet and arms are super ticklish

Ribs also never fail to disappoint

She squirms and thrashes if not properly pinned down

She swears a lot when tickled so...

Rico:

Switch, Ler leaning

May not look like it, but he is a switch

He’s quite ticklish compared to his other robot ‘friends’ and he hates it

Pretty much everywhere is ticklish, but the area around his stomach that you can see into? There. That’s the spot

He flails when tickled so you might want to be careful...

He is also a scary ler

Very strong, can easily pin you

He is so mean with his teases, he’s alright at physical teases but it’s the verbal ones he’s king at

He WILL chase you down, and he WILL catch you

Carl:

Lee

Surprisingly or unsurprisingly Carl is super ticklish

His armpits, neck and his entire lower half is SUUUPER ticklish

If you get him when he’s in his minecart he’ll just flails and giggles (and gets super flustered)

If you get him outside his cart and go for his legs he LOSES IT

He has such a squeaky laugh and giggles, he gets super embarrassed by it

He also will try to talk while being tickled so he just ends up babbling

In the rare chance he is a ler, he’s very mischievous

He likes to poke and prod around ticklish spots

His teases are absolutely ridiculous, verbal mostly

Also totally baby talks and hits ya with the “Coochie Coochie Coo”

Penny:

Ler

Ruthless pirate is ruthless

She is secretly (not so secretly) the master of tickle torture

Her finger are quick and precise when it comes to finding your most ticklish spots

Great at both verbal and physical teases

Also pretty strong, can pin you down (But will most likely try to tie you up)

Tends to scribble and spider around until she finds a death spot, then she targets it and will use different methods to tickle you there

Can’t stand being tickled though-

Her feet, ribs, armpits and neck absolutely destroy her

Can’t take what she dishes out

Though she’s a tough cookie and won’t crack immediately 

But when she cracks, oh boy does she crack

Her laugh is all over the place

She feather sensitive, that is all

*** Epic Brawlers ***

Griff:

Switch, Ler leaning

Griff isn’t a huge fan of tickling, because time is money! And he can’t be wasting time on such childish things!

That said if push comes to shove and given the opportunity, he’s quite the cheeky ler

He’s a king at verbal teases, though that doesn’t mean he’s not good with physical teases as well

He’ll hunt down death spots and exploit them

Most of the time he won’t show mercy, but every now and then he’ll “feel bad” and stop before he goes too far with the tickling

Griff will do everything in his power to avoid being tickled

His armpits, ribs, hips and feet kill him (especially his feet and hips)

His hands are also somewhat ticklish

His voice and laugh go all over the place when tickled, and certain technics do certain things to his voice/laugh

He also talks a lot when tickled as well

Will try to bargain with you to stop tickling him, and will actually pay if you do and promise not to tell anyone

Edgar:

Switch, Lee leaning

He tries, super hard to keep the fact that he’s super ticklish a secret

If you so much as ask him he’s gonna deflect and then try to get outta there

He, is so ticklish. His death spots are his ribs, armpits, hips and feet

He’ll try and fight you off but if you just keep tickling him he’ll eventually stop and try to just shove you off or pry your hands away

His laugh is, at first strained (He tries to keep his laugh in) but after a while it get’s stupidly happy sounding

If you manage to get his scarf off, blow a fat raspberry on his neck

He will literally make this strangled pterodactyl screech before turning into scream laughter, he literally can’t stand having his neck tickled

He will absolutely DESTROY you when he retaliates (not if, WHEN)

He will use his scarf to pin your hands down while he wrecks you

He’ll hunt down your death spots and just target them, he’ll sometimes switch to other spots, but only because of when he goes back to your death spot it feels worse

Not super good at verbal teases, but physical? He’s a king

(He’s unfortunately a frequent victim target for Colette)

Bibi:

Switch, Ler leaning

She’s can be quite the mean ler

She’s decent and both physical and verbal teasing

Her main strength (other than being able to pin you down) is how she’s able to make you feel helpless

That and she’s a smug ler so it call comes together to make her tickling worse

It’s actually kinda easy to get her back

Her belly, hips and thighs are her worst spots

She squeaks when she laughs, and she hates it (If you point it out to her she gets super flustered)

100% will retaliate after being tickled, doesn’t matter who it is, she’ll get you back

Piper:

Switch, Lee leaning

She’s quite ticklish everywhere, but her feet and legs are her death spots

Sides and neck are also a good spot

She’s surprisingly strong despite her appearance, so she might accidentally hit you or kick you if you aren’t careful

Her laughter, is so sweet

But with that being said she’s quite a mischievous ler

She’ll talk down to you and baby talk you while she tickles you

She also does that thing where she pretends to strike then pulls back before she makes contact and coos at you when you react

Despite her being strong it’s kinda easy to turn the table on her

Bea:

Lee

Oh god, another baby

She’s ticklish all over, but her sides and belly do her in

She very squirmy and tends to try and shove you away

Her laugh is so sweet, it is pure

She begs a lot when tickled and also tends to talk when being tickled

Her ears are also ticklish, and she giggles like crazy if you tickle them

In the rare occasions she’s ler she’s literally the sweetest ler

She never takes it overboard

Nani:

Lee

Robot baby

She’s so small and round, she’s ticklish everywhere

She’s the most ticklish robot out of them all

Much like Darryl and 8-Bit, you knock her over and there’s nothing she can do

Has the sweetest laughs and giggles

She kinda likes being tickled, but won’t go out of her way to ask for them

Also a very sweet ler

Pam:

Ler

She’s mischievous, and sweet

She’s good at both verbal and physical teases

Also super strong, will cradle you and tickle you

Can, and will- “Chase you down to tickle town!”

She WILL find you most ticklish spots, there is no hiding from her

She’s only ticklish in one place, which is her thighs

Her laugh is loud, and deep

Depending on who you are, she’ll either let you tickle her or she’ll fight back

Frank:

Switch

He doesn’t get in much on the tickling action, but he is (surprisingly) a switch

He’s actually very sweet as a ler (despite appearances)

He’ll also cradle you in one arm and tickle you with the other (It’s his go-to position, especially against Mortis)

He’ll laugh along side you as he tickles

Very leisurely with tickles, unless you’ve annoyed him, then he’s a little rough and might target certain places (*coughMortiscough*)

He’s actually pretty bashful as a lee

He tries to push people away and cover his face when he laughs

His ribs, hips, and neck are pretty ticklish, though his chest and forearms make him laugh as well

*** Mythic Brawlers ***

Squeak:

Lee?

Squeak is a weird one for sure

They’re kinda ticklish everywhere

Verbal teases work well enough on them

If they’re standing when tickled they’ll stamp their feet on the ground, if laying down they’ll try and curl up

Vibrations also tickle them

They’re laugh is very high pitched and squeaky (pun unintended)

If tickled for too long they kinda just, melt / turn into a puddle of dog slobber (ew)

Not really much of a ler

They don’t quite understand tickling (though they do like it)

Isn’t that great at tickling, but they try their best!

Max:

Switch

She normally doesn’t tickle people unless provoked

She is so quick when tickling, her hands move so fast you’ll struggle to catch them

Will test everyone of your spots until she finds your death spot the slooowly start to hone in

Loves teasing you about your laugh and how quickly it fluctuates

She’s also extremely ticklish

Her hips, legs and feet are deathly ticklish

She will try to run away if you try to tickle her

She’s quite squirmy and might kick you if you’re not careful

If you also tease her about her laugh she’ll get super flustered and stop working

Oh, you better believe she’ll chase you down (and you better be ready to chase her too)

Byron:

Ler

He is such as cheeky ler

He’s great at verbal teasing, and prefers that over physical teases

He’ll poke and prod around until he finds a death spot, and then he’ll slowly tickle is way either up or down to it

He probably has some elixir or solution that makes the skin extra sensitive to touch (or it’s literally just baby oil but he calls it something else to make it sound ‘fancier’)

He’s actually pretty ticklish despite appearances

Ribs, armpits, sides, hips and knees will do him in

His back is also surprisingly ticklish, but he keeps it covered most of time

His laugh is just, naturally evil sounding, even when he’s being tickled silly

Will 1,000% get you back, just not straight away (unless he’s angry)

Mortis:

Switch

Mortis, the bringer of bats and doom, is so horribly ticklish and will jump out of his skin if you brush up against him

His ears, neck, ribs, belly, hips and feet will absolutely murder him

If you drill into his hip bones or the spot between his rib bones he’ll literally die (not really)

He tends to flail his lanky limbs around so you might want to be careful

His laugh is all over the place, and he cackles and giggles a lot

Though, speaking of doom, if he gets his hands on you he’ll rain doom down upon you!

He knows just the right things to say to get under your skin and make you squirm

He’ll also fake you out with tickles and will laugh, mockingly at you if you flinch away

Don’t worry, if you do the same thing to him he’ll literally short circuit

Mr. P:

Ler

Angry penguin delivers angry tickles

He goes straight for the death spots and doesn’t let up until you’re close to passing out

He can’t really verbally tease you (maybe taunts?) but he sure can physically tease you

He 100% uses his porters to help torment you

He’s only ticklish in 2 very specific spots that only Gale and Lou know about

He honks and squeals when tickled

Very dangerous lee, will attack you if you keep tickling (he MIGHT get you with tickles, but very unlikely)

Sprout:

Lee

Doesn’t really understand tickling

They’re pretty much ticklish everywhere

AGAIN, if you knock them over they’re helpless

They tend to flail and will probably try to hit you on purpose

They’re laugh is so cute though, it’s so high pitched and giggly

Like I said, they don’t really understand tickling so they don’t know how to tickle back

They’re trying though, and you gotta give them credit where it’s due

Tara:

Switch

Also will try to avoid tickling/tickle fights

She pretty leisurely when she tickles, though she can be merciless if you annoy her

Can and will use her shadow clones to tickle you

Can’t really verbally tease, but she’s really good at physical teases

Will slowly rake her nails down your sides

Is only really ticklish on the hips, thighs and sides are also good, but the hips are where it’s at

Will try to shimmy and shake out of your grasp 

Her ‘laugh’ gets a little more high pitched when being tickled

Will probably try to attack you after you’re done tickling her

Gene:

Switch

He’s pretty playful when it comes to tickling, mischievously playful...

He’s surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) very ticklish

His belly, sides, ribs and ears are suuuper ticklish

His laugh is more high pitched and giggly when tickled

If you blow a raspberry on his belly, dude, he’s gone

Despite his appearance, he is quite the mischievous ler

He’s quick, and he’ll find your worst spots and tickle them for a while

He so will use a few extra hands to help him

Despite using extra hands, he most like won’t restrain you unless you thrash around a lot

*** Legendary Brawlers ***

Leon:

LEE

Oh no he baby

He is so ungodly ticklish, like it’s kinda scary how ticklish he is

He’s ticklish everywhere, but his neck, sides, and feet are the WORST

He’ll squirm and wriggle like crazy to try and escape

He’ll also try and turn invisible to get away

He has, such a cute, childish laugh

He snorts when tickled, and Nita always points it out and he always gets embarrassed when he does

If he wasn’t so ticklish (and weak) he’d make for a terrifying ler

He can just, turn invisible and sneak up on you and go to town

He’ll try and find your death spots, but honestly it’s so easy to turn the tables on him, he probably won’t find them

Crow:

Ler

Not a huge fan of tickling, thinks it’ll ruin his cool/tough guy image

But if you really bug him (and he doesn’t kill you) he’ll go for it

Hope you aren’t feather sensitive, because his hands are covered in them

Will hunt down your death spots and tickle the crap out of them

He’s super good at physical teases, verbal is hit or miss

He’s surprisingly ticklish for a bird

His armpits (wingpits??), ribs and hips are shocking ticklish

His laugh is super ridiculous, he caws when he laugh and it makes him sound super goofy

If you’re not tickling under his arms/wings he’ll try and fly away

He will either kill you or get you back, there is no in between

Amber:

Switch

Loves starting tickle fights, even if she end losing horribly in the end

She has firm, quick hands

She’s also strong, and will put you in an odd position that’s highly effective

Is a big fan of baby talk while teasing, will also make lame puns while tickling

Everything from the hips down are super ticklish, along with her neck and shoulders as well

She has a very squeaky laugh, and snorts if tickled for too long

Can’t take what she dishes out, you start making lame fire puns at her she’s gonna lose it

Also switches between english and spanish, I don’t make the rules

Spike:

???

They’re a lee???

No one knows if they’re ticklish or not

The verdict is yes, because if you tickle them they make motions like they’re laughing

But if you tickle them for too long they’ll shoot out spikes everywhere

He’s a scary ler for the fact that they’re COVERED IN SPIKES

Yeah, probably not the wisest decision to tickle Spike (Unless you’re Colette)

Though if you must, the technically they’re ticklish everywhere

Sandy:

Lee

It’s super easy to catch him by surprise, and it’s one of the fastest ways to wake him up

He’s pretty ticklish everywhere, his whole torso, armpits, neck, and knees are super ticklish

He’ll try and slap you away and squirm out of your grip so watch out

Depending on where you tickle him, he’ll either let out tiny, tired little giggles or loud boisterous laughs

He whines a lot when tickled, and he can’t stand being teased

He’s honestly not much of a ler

When he gets a small burst of energy, he might scribble over some sensitive spots

If you lightly tickle him while he sleeps, he’ll still stay asleep but he’ll let out these cute little giggles and squirm

*** Chromatic Brawlers ***

Buzz:

Switch

Buzz tries to be serious whenever he can be, but he can’t help but break and be silly

Despite his small size he’s actually pretty strong for his size

Quite the tease, he’ll make these rules while tickling and if you break these rules he punishes you severely

Uses “cootchie cootchie coo” way too much when tickling

He squeezes a lot when tickling, will also spider his fingers over sensitive areas

His go to move is raspberries, he’s a long winded dino so he’s gonna deliver some long, hard raspberries

Can, and will nibble areas like the ribs and belly

He’s quite ticklish

His feet, armpits and belly do him in

He tries to be serious and will try to take control of the situation, but if you keep going he’ll eventually break down and become a giggling mess

He squirms a lot when tickled and will try to curl up if give the opportunity

His little tail wags and slaps on the ground when tickled, point this out to him and he dies inside

Belle:

Ler

Cheeky, very teasy ler (surprisingly, or unsurprisingly playful)

Despite her old age, she’s still pretty strong and fast, so she won’t hesitate to chase you and pin you down

Is scarily good at both verbal and physical teases

1000% baby talks and coos when tickling, will also call you “honey, sweet thing, buttercup, etc.” when tickling you

Very unpredictable, will try and hunt down your death spot and then switch between that and another spot

She would SO, shove her gold hand up your shirt while it’s cold to make you shriek

Quiet ticklish herself, though she’d never admit it

Her ribs, sides, hips and feet will do her in

The back of her neck and ears are a little ticklish as well

She’ll try and swat you away saying things like “Do you know who you’re messing with?” to try and scare you away

After a while of trying to scare you off she’ll try and fight you off (If she actually hurts you she’ll get huffy, but will eventually apologize)

When you’re done you better keep your distance for a little while,  because she’s already planning her ticklish revenge on you, “Mom never misses”

Colonel Ruffs:

Switch, Ler leaning

He’s not a big fan of tickling, thinks it’s too silly (yet he still finds himself in tickly situations)

He’s rather small and he’s not the strongest, but boy is he quick

He’s super really good at physical teases? Verbal is also hit or miss

He sometimes can’t help himself from laughing along while he tickles

He will never admit it, but he kinda likes being tickled...

His belly and feet/paws are his weakness

If you tickle his belly juuust right, his leg starts kicking (and his tail starts wagging)

Same thing if you tickle behind his ears

He might try and bite you though, if he does he will normally (begrudgingly) apologize

Colette:

Switch, Ler leaning

Horrifying ler, legit scary

She WILL chase you down, and she WILL get you

She’ll also just, tickle you out of no where

Her fingers are quick, and precise, and she WILL find all your death spots and tickle them

She’s scarily good at both physical and verbal teasing

Will also baby talk and coo at you

She’s actually really ticklish, and she’s ticklish everywhere for that matter

Her armpits, belly and feet are her worst spots

Actually likes being tickled silly and if you stop she’ll whine and ask you to continue

Blow raspberries on her belly and she turns to putty beneath you

Her laugh is absolutely all over the place and manic, but it’s also somehow really cute?? (How does she do that?????)

Lou:

Lee

Probably the 2nd most ticklish robot

Pretty much ticklish everywhere, but his feet and hands are possibly his worst spots

Like most of the robots, if you knock him over he can’t do anything to help him 

He talks a lot when tickled so he ends up blabbering and stuttering over his words

Can’t stand being teased, he literally loses it

In the rare chances he’s ler, he’s gentle but cheeky

Also will hit ya with the “Coochie Coochie Coo”

He loves spidering up and down sides

Surge:

Ler

Finally, a robot who isn’t ticklish!

He doesn’t tickle often, but when he does he can be quite cheeky

He’s got quick fingers

He’s pretty good at verbal and physical teases

He’ll comment on your laugh and how squirmy you are as he tickles you

He might accidentally take it a little far, but he’ll apologies for it

Gale:

Ler

Not ticklish

He’s playful when he tickles

Not bad at physical teases, but is better at verbal teases

He’s normally not one for restraining but he will if you’re too wiggly

He normally does quick tickles to the side or little pokes and prods

He’s the master of cheer up tickles though

***

I TOLD YOU this post was long...

[cherrykindness]

The Quarantine Diaries #3

The Quarantine Diaries #1

The Quarantine Diaries #2

pedido: Harry e S/N respondendo/dando conselhos amorosos aos fãs.

— Ultimamente venho considerando a ideia de abandonar a atuação para virar Youtuber. — S/N brincou, ajustando a câmera sobre a mesa de centro antes de cutucar o namorado, absorto nas centenas de mensagens que apareciam avidamente pelo visor do iPad, mais numerosas a cada atualização do aplicativo. — O que temos aí?

— Seremos conselheiros amorosos por um dia.

Após dois vídeos muito bem recebidos pela internet, aquela interação contínua com o público passou a fazer parte da rotina de quarentena do casal. Apesar de retraído, Harry se arriscava a postar alguns momentos de seu dia a dia, compartilhando vídeos de S/N em suas atividades corriqueiras, fotos de suas aventuras culinárias e boomerangs de Ártemis e Hashi, o filhote de golden retriever, novato na pequena família, com filtros divertidos do Instagram.

S/N, talvez por estar acostumada às câmeras e a toda aquela comunicabilidade desde muito nova, estava presente nas redes sociais durante todo o dia. Ela gostava de dividir passo a passo de sua prática de meditação, explicar a história por trás de cada vestido do tapete vermelho enquanto mostrava as peças em seu closet e se arriscar aos tutoriais de maquiagem em dias entediantes.

Os fãs estavam eufóricos, e o casal era constantemente indagado sobre quando seria o próximo The Quarantine Diaries, algo que S/N precisou oficializar com um canal no YouTube. Eles fizeram grande contribuição para a parte criativa da conta, diretamente responsáveis pela escolha do ícone e da capa — a imagem escolhida para o avatar mostrava Harry, S/N e Ártemis deitados sobre a cama de um hotel Tóquio, no final do ano passado, e na capa estava uma das fotos queridinhas do fandom: Harry encarando a atriz com um olhar apaixonado, praticamente irradiando coraçõezinhos enquanto a mulher ria das piadas ridículas de um entrevistador, completamente alheia ao que acontecia ao seu redor.

A mídia vivia seus momentos de glória. O casal já havia recebido dezenas de links dos amigos, todos os artigos carregando o mesmo título: Por que Harry Styles e S/N/C são o casal mais fofo dessa quarentena?

— Bom, é importante lembrar, primeiramente, que tudo o que falaremos nesse vídeo será baseado em nossas experiências pessoais, ok? — S/N ressaltou, tomando um gole do chá de canela com mel, a bebida quentinha era a sua preferida nas manhãs frias. — Será como pedir conselhos aos amigos ou algo assim.

Harry assentiu veemente, procurando uma posição confortável no chão acarpetado. A sala de estar foi o cenário escolhido por S/N para a execução daquele vídeo, parecendo perfeita por sua iluminação natural e por ser um ambiente bastante arejado.

— Vamos começar pela Chloe, user @moonlightS/N. — Harry iniciou, sorrindo minimamente antes de ler o tweet em voz alta. — "Harry esteve apaixonado pela S/N em segredo durante bastante tempo, dando dicas sutis através de vídeos de bichinhos. Eu já faço isso, marcando meu melhor amigo em qualquer publicação que tenha patos, assim como Harry. O tempo passa e ele parece não perceber os sinais, estou ficando chateada."

— Awn, isso é fofo. — S/N disse com uma entonação afetada. — Melhores amigos apaixonados é sempre um clássico. Acho que essa é para você, amor.

— Uh, eu acho que não há muitos segredos sobre isso. — Ele começou, pensativo. — Bom, Niall me ajudou bastante, para falar a verdade. Hoje vejo que só os vídeos de patos não seriam suficientes. — Riu. — Ele era o meu informante, sempre há um amigo para exercer essa função. Se vocês têm amigos em comum, a minha maior dica é pedir ajuda para um deles, informações que podem encorajá-la a tomar uma iniciativa.

— Ah, e também tivemos James como cupido. — S/N lembrou. — Ele nos emparelhou em várias entrevistas no programa.

— Certo. — Harry assentiu. — James e Niall foram nossos cupidos. Estávamos claramente interessados em algo além da amizade, mas inseguros demais para fazer um movimento. James nos reunia em todos os eventos possíveis, e Niall me contava algumas coisas interessantes que S/N costumava dizer sobre mim.

— De onde eu venho, isso se chama "fofoqueiro". — Ela brincou. — Mas essa realmente é uma boa dica. Tenho certeza de que alguns amigos estão torcendo secretamente para que vocês se declarem de uma vez por todas. — Fez um coraçãozinho com as mãos. — Qual é a próxima?

— Lauren, user @harryS/S. — Ele leu, beliscando a cintura da atriz, escondida sob um suéter folgado. — Eu realmente fico bom com o seu sobrenome.

— Sim, eu concordo. — Afirmou. — Deslumbrante.

— "Minha namorada sonha em ser atriz, e S/N é uma de suas maiores inspirações. Ainda estamos no colegial, temos apenas dezessete anos, mas ela já atua em pequenos papéis aqui e ali. Estou profundamente orgulhosa, sei que é a profissão de sua vida, mas não posso deixar de sentir ciúmes de seus pares românticos. É bobo, mas às vezes me sinto mal por isso."

S/N balançou a cabeça compreensivamente, suspirando antes de deixar a xícara de lado após a última golada de chá.

— Eu não sei se isso irá tranquilizá-la, mas Harry é o único que está em minha mente durante qualquer cena romântica. Estamos ali com um roteiro, tudo aquilo foi ensaiado com o propósito de satisfazer o público, apenas atuação. — Balançou os ombros. — Sua insegurança é compreensível, mas confie quando digo que não há sentimentos envolvidos, nada além da paixão pela arte. Sua namorada não lhe beija da mesma forma que beija uma co-estrela, não lhe toca ou lhe encara da mesma forma. O que vocês compartilham é vívido e real, o que ela faz na frente das câmeras é apenas uma interpretação. — Finalizou, encarando o cantor logo em seguida. — O que você acha?

— Vo-você pensa em mim durante suas cenas românticas? — Perguntou embasbacado, abrindo a boca como um peixinho. — Eu não sei o que dizer.

A atriz riu alto, balançando a cabeça negativamente antes de encará-lo com olhos estreitos.

— O que você esperava?

— Eu não sei. — Respondeu com um sorriso brincalhão, erguendo os ombros levemente. — Eu não esperava vir à sua mente durante um beijo com Henry Cavill, isso eu posso garantir.

S/N revirou os olhos divertidamente, deitando sobre o peito do cantor, agora com as costas completamente apoiadas nos pés do sofá.

— Posso escolher? — Indagou, apontando para o iPad.

Harry concordou, entregando o aparelho para a namorada antes de iniciar um carinho terno nos cabelos espalhados pelo seu tronco, erguendo os olhos apenas quando sua atenção foi solicitada novamente.

— Não sei se isso pode ser classificado como um conselho, mas depois da sua última afirmação, creio que será uma dúvida universal. Jessie ou @goldenS/N tweetou: "Harry, você pode nos explicar a fórmula para deixar o ciúmes de lado? Lidamos apenas com os garotos populares da escola e com os motoristas bonitos do uber; nada de Henry Cavill ou Tom Hiddleston, mas posso garantir que não tem sido nada fácil por aqui. Você visita S/N constantemente durante as gravações, então não pude deixar de me perguntar se você já sentiu vontade de invadir uma cena ou algo assim, apenas como um namorado comum 😂."

S/N ergueu o corpo e as sobrancelhas, de repente curiosa demais para aquela resposta. Harry sentia a tensão pairando pela sala, mas a versão curiosa da namorada era a sua favorita.

Ele pigarreou, abrindo a boca duas ou três vezes, como se estivesse reavaliando uma resposta. O iPad já estava completamente esquecido, e S/N se encontrava praticamente em cima do cantor, olhos faiscando diligência.

— Podemos... podemos apenas pular essa pergunta?

[klimtjardin]

tá tocando lana enquanto te respondo "cinnamon girl"

eu já ouvi falar do rubem alves, mas como psicanalista. não sabia que ele tinha um dedo na pedagogia. interessante.

pois, quem sabe esse clube do livro 👀🤷‍♀️

Klimmmm, eu não acredito que vc fez esse link entre essas duas noites brancaskkkkk vc já leu o livro? vou te contar que é o livro mais duro que eu já li, porque eu me identifiquei com personagem e não gostei disso. lembro que quando eu terminei de ler, eu fiquei atônita e até chorei um pouco. até hoje quando eu lembro me deixa arrasada porquê eu não quero ser como o sonhador. já a música do 127 eu fiz o link um tempo depois kkkkk e sempre que eu escuto me faz lembrar. passou me deixar duplamente triste. adoro o Dostoiévski e to lendo outro dele no momento.

eu já vi vc falar aqui sobre o Vladimir nobokov, sou louca pra ler algo dele!

sobre os clássicos brasileiros, acho que pelo seu perfil, você poderia gostar da clarice! é uma alta - eu quis dizer alta - dose de melancólica e lirismo

Com carinho, Jessie!

sim! ele escreve um pouco sobre ser professor, até agora tô amando muito as considerações!!!

eu não li, mas quero muito ler! você teve um momento "estou neste livro e não gosto disso" skajskasjak fiz o link porque li a sinopse e de cara, quando vi que o nome do personagem era "sonhador", me veio a questão que o nct tem com os sonhos.

ah, sim, o nabokov escreveu um dos livros mais bem escritos que já li, que foi lolita (tem que ter mto estômago pra ler esse, mas é belamente escrito), mas tem tbm as cartas que ele escrevia pra esposa.

simmm, talvez eu comece por algo dela! eu peguei um contemporâneo nacional pra voltar a ler nacionais (torto arado, não sei se vc já ouviu falar), pretendo ler depois que terminar esse do rubem. Ainda na minha lista pra esse ano tem 100 sonetos de amor (que tô lendo calmamente), e depois irei a caça do que ler. queria começar a ler umas coisas mais políticas também, tipo bell hooks, chimamanda, byung chul han, mais freire (só tive contato com pequenos excertos deles, queria ler algo inteiro) e etc, mas assim, cabei de terminar a universidade e vou dar um tempinho até voltar a estes (disse ela lendo um livro sobre pedagogia, enfim-)

Sua Klim, etc.

[moose-muffin]

I know only Jessie and James are in the list for TR, but what about Butch? And Cassidy, if you feel obligated. 😂 You don't have to answer if you don't want to; I know Butch and Cassidy don't appear often enough. 😅

P.S. Lee!James, and Rocketshipping in the tickles scenario in general are a precious thing. 🥰🥰🥰

I like this stuff too, but am closeted lately. 😂 Though Lee!Butch is a favorite concept of mine. 🥰

AWWW HI!! I AM SO SORRY FOR THE SUPER DUPER LONG WAIT ON THIS ONE BUT LETS GET INTO IT!!!!! IM TOTALLY WILLING TO DO BUTCH AND CASSIDY FOR YOU AND I TRULY APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE!! TO RESPOND TO YOUR PS, YES THEY ARE TRULY JUST TEH MOST ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME MOMENTS

Butch: HEHEHE WHAT A GUY!!! im gonna go with 30% ler and 70% lee bc as much as he seems super macho and strong he would def be ticklish, I know it!

Lee:

- it’s definitely not as often that cassidy or butch get in tickle fights as they are much more career oriented than our other sillies, but when and if they do Butch is usually the lee

-he is certainly ticklish, maybe not too much but I’d say like his ribs and his knees would be pretty bad

-super raspy voice means a raspy laugh too and it’s just so fun to listen to

Ler:

-he’s a very awkward ler because he hasn’t experienced tickling too often. But he makes it work and he does learn from Cassidy which is a nice plus!

- he tends to do it as retaliation rather than just for fun, but sometimes if he’s feeling goofy he might go for it!

Cassidy: a complete flop 70% ler and 30 % lee!

Lee:

- I’d say her lee moments come from back in her days of being friends with Jessie. Though I’m sure Cass dished out a lot of tickles too but we’ll get there next

-she’s definitely ticklish in very unconventional places so she gets away with pretending to not be ticklish. I’d say like her arms or her legs are super sensitive to gentle tickles and probably her sides too

Ler:

- here’s where she gets to shine ✨

- a tickler queen! she is so strong and knows exactly where to tickle to get people to go down, it’s impressive tbh!

- teasy, absolutely the worst! She will just talk about how incapable you are of getting her to stop and talk about how sweet it is that you can’t escape, so so belittling (but let’s be honest the lee probably loves it so very much)

- her and butch rarely go at it but when they do it’s usually Cassidy on top

THATS ALL IVE GOT, IM SORRY ITS TAKEN ME F O R E V E R TO GET THESE OUT BUT I HOLE THEYRE WORTH IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!! THANK YOU SMUHC AND ILY, YOU ARE AMAZINF

[secretly-tword-obsessed]

Tickle Bugs!

Hey! Sorry this took so long, it’s a very old request from an anon.

Fandom: Big Mouth

Lers: Jessi, Matthew

Lee: Reader

The idea for the title and teases goes to @twordishwitch , it’s such an adorable idea!

I will refer to the reader as they/them as those pronouns could apply to anyone.

TW: Anxiety, restraint (but friendly)

You cuddled up against the pillows in your bed, your head wanting to fall asleep but your eyes keeping you awake. You’d been feeling really tired lately, and you didn’t know why. You had dozed off in gym while you were supposed to be doing sit-ups a few days before, and gee that was embarrassing. Jessi was your sit up partner, and she had giggled affectionately when she saw your tired body surrender to the gym floor.

“Come on Y/N, you still have ten more to do!”, Jessi nudged, poking you gently a few times in the stomach. 

You groaned, curled up and let out a few giggles, “So-horry. What?”

The day after that you had dozed off in math, and the day after that in science. When the bell rang on Friday night, you headed straight to bed, and you hadn’t yet gotten out. 

You grabbed your phone and checked the time, Saturday morning ten thirty. You groaned as you remembered that you had plans and that you had to get out of bed. Sure, they were fun plans, but they still made you leave your covers.

You changed in to the most comfortable outfit you owned, not the hottest one like you usually did. After performing your morning routine, you left the house and caught the bus to the city. You had planned on meeting Matthew and Jessi there, and it had been ages since you saw the city, but you weren’t as excited about it now as you were when you’d planned it. Why were you so tired lately? Did you eat something bad? Were you sick? The Anxiety Mosquito whispered these fears to you as the bus rattled along. 

You met Matthew and Jessi at the park.

They both greeted you with a smile.

Matthew scanned you bottom to top; “Oh honey, that outfit is, uh-”

“I know”, you said, “Iv’e just been feeling a bit shit lately”.

“Well you better stop feeling shit!”, Jessi remarked, nudging your shoulder, “Because it’s city time baby!”

You let out a half hearted chuckle and nodded.

“Hey, what kind of a laugh was that?”, Jessi asked.

You shrugged.

“Hey, I know how to get you to laugh for real”, she said, a cheeky grin spreading across her face, “Do you have tickle bugs?”

Tickle bugs? You shook your head, trying desperately to shove your skitiness at that word to the back of your head. 

“Ohhh”, Matthew said, chiming in, “Jessi, what’s a tickle bug?”

Jessi smiled, and you couldv’e sworn she noticed your blush.

“Oh, nothing. They're just little bugs that crawl on people’s tummies and necks and sides to make them grumpy. The only cure is to brush them off with your fingers”.

Uh-oh. You started to back away, seeing Matthew and Jessi seemed to be on the same mischievous page.

“Oh, but that would be pretty hard to do if the patient happened to be ticklish”, Matthew teased, looking directly at you. 

“I-I’m not so don’t even bother”, you said, trying to sound as confident as possible. That was when Matthew jumped out at you, and grabbed your hands.

“Hey!” you said as Matthew held your hands above your head, trapping you. Thank god there weren’t others in the park!

“Ok”, Jessi said, “Looks like the patient has tested positive for tickle bugs!”

“No!”, you said, squirming.

Jessi just let out an evil laugh, “Thankyou doctor Matthew for keeping the patient restrained for the procedure”.

Matthew nodded and winked at both you and Jessi. 

“First”, she said, “Let’s see if we can remove the bugs from your little tummy”.

Jessi immediately dug in, her fingers scribbling at hyper speed across your belly, scritching and scratching at the sides and middle, all the while keeping the evilest smile on her face. 

“Nohohohoho! Jehehesi!”

You wiggled around, but Matthew was very strong. Your comfortable outfit also happened to be made of very thin material, leading to your demise. You found that the scratches at the side of your belly were particularly bad.

“Oh, sorry, is this tickling you?”, Jessi teased, “Damn, I’m just tryna get the bugs off. What’s up Y/N, are you just toooo ticklish?”

Blood rushed to your face as you continued to squirm and laugh. 

“Hey”, Matthew said, “Youv’e been on one spot for quite a while Doctor Jessi, what about the rest of the tickle bugs?”

Jessi withdrew her hands “Thanks for the advice doctor Matthew”.

You took a second to breathe, yet you couldn’t stop smiling. You had secretly dreamed of this moment for a long time, but nobody had to know about it. Unfortunately, you weren’t that good at being subtle.

“Awww, look at them beaming!”, Jessi remarked.

“Yeah, they sure do look excited”, Matthew added.

“N-no I’m not, I hate this, let me go!”.

Matthew chuckled, “Oh honey, your not fooling anyone”.

That was when Matthew and Jessi both launched at you at the same time. Jessi crouched down and squished your knees and legs, while Matthew flew his hands under your arms. You squealed before erupting in laughter. 

“NOHOHOHO! GUHUHUHUYS!”, you cried, feeling as if you were flying on a cloud.

“Guys what?”, Matthew questioned, “Use your words Y/N!”

You couldn’t use your words, you couldn’t figure out the words to use. And Matthew’s new vicious assault on your neck definitely didn’t help.

You pinned your neck to your chest, yet Matthew somehow managed to keep tickling.

“I’m glad your enjoying this”, Jessi stated, going back to your sensitive little belly. 

This went on for quite a while, and you loved every second of it. It was than that you realised why you had been feeling so down lately, you’d had no loving contact. You made a promise to yourself to make sure you hugged somebody every day from than on.

After a while, Jessi and Matthew stopped, after-giggles pouring from your lips.

“I think the tickle bugs are all off”, Jessi said.

You rolled your eyes at her, but still couldn’t help smiling.

“Good thing your ticklish, otherwise that wouldv’e been super awkward”, Matthew said, giving you a pat on the back. That word made your heart beat increase.

“Oh, I found out in gym class. This little baby dozed off”, she nudged your ribs, making you chuckle. “H-hey, no more”.

“Yeah, this is a bit repetitive to be honest”, Matthew said. Classic Matthew, telling it how it is. That was when you had an idea.

“Hey Matthew, you don’t happen to also have tickle bugs, do you?”

Matthew gulped, “N-no?”

You and Jessi both laughed, it was time to give Matthew his treatment.