#leona x usagi x april x casey x lotus

[thearoaceshark]

Remember the polyamorous ship we created out of nowhere in the group a month ago? Well, here are more Incorrect Quotes about them!

Usagi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Leona: I wrote you a poem.

Usagi, already crying: You did?

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Lotus: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Casey: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Usagi: Stop.

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Leona: I think I'm falling for you.

Usagi: Then get up.

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Leona: Are you ready to commit?

Casey: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Leona: Do you want to know your gay name?

April: My... my gay name?

Leona: Yeah, it's your first name-

April: Haha. Very funny Leona-

Leona: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

April: Oh- oh my god.

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Leona: Can you cut me some slack, Lotus? I’m sort of in love.

Lotus: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Leona: I’m in love with you.

Lotus: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Leona: I have feelings for you.

Usagi: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Leona: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Usagi!

Usagi: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Casey: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Usagi: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Lotus: We have fun, don’t we, Usagi?

Usagi: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Lotus: How do I make a date really romantic?

Casey: Be mysterious.

Lotus: Okay!

*later, while on a date with April*

Apeil: So where are we going?

Lotus: None of your fucking business.

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Lotus: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Lotus: Death penalty.

Casey, from the gallery: Lotus, it’s just a parking ticket.

Lotus, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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Usagi: Come on, Lotus. Nobody actually believes that April is in love with me.

Lotus, to the rest of them: Raise your hand if you think that Apeil is helplessly in love with Usagi.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Usagi: April, put your damn hand down.

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Leona to Lotus: First rule of battle, little big one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Casey, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

April: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

[thearoaceshark]

I made a card with all the members of the ships (it can be read as a polyamorous relationship or as each ship individually).

Here is the original card if you want to make your own.

[thearoaceshark]

Incorrect Quotes of all my ships with transfem Leo in a polyamorous relationship (Leona x Usagi x Casey x April x Lotus). (These are my own versions of the ships, but in a parallel universe where they all ended up in a relationship together. Everyone is of legal age when they start their relationship, and the biggest age difference is Casey and Lotus for two years)

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Lotus: I’m in love with you.

Leona: We called off the prank war last night at midnight.

Lotus: I know.

Leona: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Casey: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Leona: That's great, Casey.

Usagi: Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Casey: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Leona: Aren't you forgetting something?

Casey:: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Leona's forehead before running out.*

Leona: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Usagi: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

April: It was autocorrect.

Usagi: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me"?

April: Yes.

Usagi: A shame, I was going to do it.

April, taking her to the room: Say no more.

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Leona: Relationships should be 50/50. April cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Casey: Pros and cons of dating me.

Casey: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Casey: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Usagi: I want to kiss you.

Lotus, not paying attention: What?

Usagi: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Casey: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Usagi: But, darling.

April: We'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Casey: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Leona: Is it working?

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Casey: I fell—

Lotus: From heaven?

Casey: No, I literally fell—

Lotus: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Casey: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lotus: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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*Leona is crying after a breakup*

Usagi: There there, Aoi.

Leona, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Usagi: Great question—

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Lotus: Are you trying to seduce me?

April: Why, are you seducible?

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Casey: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Lotus: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Casey: I don't know, surprise me!

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April: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Usagi: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Leona: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Lotus: Hi.

Leona: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Casey: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Leona: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Casey: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Leona: You wouldn’t?

Casey: I mean, unless you want to-

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Lotus: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Casey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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April: Sis-

Usagi: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Usagi: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me sis??

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Casey: The stars are so beautiful...

Leona: They're just giant balls of gas.

Casey: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Leona: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Casey: Oh...

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Lotus, sweating: Leona, there’s something I need to ask you-

Leona: Finally! You’re proposing!

Lotus: How’d you know?

Leona: Lotus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Leona: I even picked it up once.

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April: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Casey: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

April, already taking off their clothes: God, Casey, you’re so fucking stupid.

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April: Wow, they really hate us.

Casey: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Leona: But we’re not gay, Casey.

Lotus:

Usagi:

Casey: We’re not?

Leo: No, you, Usagi, and I, we are bi. And Lotus and April are pan.

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Casey: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Usagi: I have a katana in that closet beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Casey: Did it hurt when you fell-

Leona: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Casey: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Leona: ...

Casey: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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[thearoaceshark]

I was thinking about it and apart from publishing ships individually (like a one-shot for Leosagi and another for Leopril) I am also going to write all the ships together having a polyamorous relationship (it will be Leona x Usagi x April x Casey x Lotus), I am going to continue writing the ships individually, only now there will also be another parallel universe where the five, or four or three of them, ended up together.

Also, thanks to @sapphiretanto I decided to include the ship Yuinardo (2012 Leo x Yuichi), their story would be almost the same as my Usagi's, the turtles tried to contact Miyamoto-san but by accident they arrived in New Edo instead, Yuichi's group helped them and somehow they found a way to continue seeing each other between dimensions. And over time Leona and Yuichi became a couple.

For the moment I will not add Yuichi to the content of them having a polyamorous relationship but if at some point I do know that while he is in that relationship, Miyamoto (my Usagi) is not part of it, because that would be weird.

End of the announcement, tomorrow a compilation of incorrect quotes from those five together is coming, look forward to it, and if the idea bothers you, just don't read it. Have a good day/night 💖.