#lemonpegasus

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Just realised that in the second episode she appears in LSP says she can drive a car, and that lemongrab has probably never ridden in a car and can't drive so... Imagine her giving him driving lessons and him giving her horse riding lessons.

Omygosh yes! Imagine them crashing the car and LSP grinning like “don’t worry I stole it from breakfast princess”

(Idk if you can tell but I hate breakfast princess so much)

Also I will forever believe that LSP drives that car with legs instead of wheels.

I’ve never driven a car but I’ve had a few horse riding lessons and my mom does horse racing for living and let me tell you, it is hard as heck! Because you’re not riding a bike or driving a car, you’re sitting on a sentient creature that is bigger and stronger and sometimes it decides that the leaf in the middle of your track is just too darn scary to avoid in a less than five mile radius, while you decide it’s just a friggin leaf, and this conflict then results in dancing back and forth on the track. Usually this ends with either the horse forgetting what was so scary and you continue on your way, or (and this is much more likely) you’ll end up having to get down from the horse and dispose of the life threatening object like an SCP Foundation agent.

This means that LSP, who’s equally as headstrong as these animals tend to be (lemon or not), would have to spend a lot of time with the horse, not just riding it, but also grooming it, feeding it, cleaning up in the stable... so the horse would get used to her. Imagine how she starts doing all this without Lemongrab really telling her to do it beforehand, and when he asks why she just went and started making a relationship with both the lemonpegasus and the lemoncamel (as well as any other additional animals in their stables), she smiles and tells him “Well I heard it’s about taking baby steps and building a relationship because the horse gets scared easily and I remembered how when I met you I had to do the same thing.”

Also now... there’s two people to ride the animals, and that means the camel and pegasus (who are the same ones since the creation of the first Lemongrab) can go on rides together again, for the first time since their previous owners disappearing. And Lemongrab can tell that they’re happy. It’s kinda like having two dogs and taking each of them on walks separately. I don’t know about camels but horses are used to living in herds and being alone makes them stressed and anxious. We have this one old grandma horse and mom was going away with the other two horses we had at the time to go race, and we had to get this really smol pony to keep the grandma horse company because she would get super stressed otherwise and in these kinds of situations horses can even kick down their door in frustration!

Imagine LSP and LG racing! And when LG flies up LSP straight up grabs the camel and flies up to them with the animal in her arms because she’ll be damned if her non-flying boyfriend outflexes her in flying

[woofes]

lemonpegasus replied to your post: This is a story about a pretentious asshole that...

nytimes.com/2009/07… an article for the pretentious asshole in your life

this is a good thing. i like this thing, thank you

[mistergrass]

lemonpegasus replied to your post: lemonpegasus replied to your post: lemonpegasus...

you were such a cute jane!!! that was a good time.

ahhh thank you ;u; ;u; that really was a super fun log!! ;u; 

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lemonpegasus replied to your post: I JUST REMEMBERED THE SCENE IN HENRY V  WHAT...

SUCK MY LEEK

WORLDS MOST STRESSFULL ENVIRONMENT TO WAKE UP IN. JESUS. I WAS SO CONCERNED FOR EVERYONES SAFTEY 

[mistergrass]

lemonpegasus replied to your post: lemonpegasus replied to your post: lemonpegasus...

oh yeah!!! it was weird because i rarely am interested by paragraph prompts but i’m glad i stayed with yours.

YES I LOVE YOU LOTS 

That was one of my favorite responses I got to that wow pets ur cheek ;u;

[mistergrass]

lemonpegasus replied to your post: lemonpegasus replied to your post: i do not  want...

haha ok!! when we met were you rping jane was i dirk what was happening there?

i thINK YEAH 

Did I snag you with a paragraph prompt????

[mistergrass]

lemonpegasus replied to your post: i do not  want to be a dick about this but my...

dude we should rp again. i’m horrible but at least my jane doesn’t cave.

WOW THAT WOULD BE GREAT

I'VE NEVER RPED WITH A JANE BEFORE THAT HASN'T CAVED