#lemoncamel

[imagine-lumpygrab]

Just realised that in the second episode she appears in LSP says she can drive a car, and that lemongrab has probably never ridden in a car and can't drive so... Imagine her giving him driving lessons and him giving her horse riding lessons.

Omygosh yes! Imagine them crashing the car and LSP grinning like “don’t worry I stole it from breakfast princess”

(Idk if you can tell but I hate breakfast princess so much)

Also I will forever believe that LSP drives that car with legs instead of wheels.

I’ve never driven a car but I’ve had a few horse riding lessons and my mom does horse racing for living and let me tell you, it is hard as heck! Because you’re not riding a bike or driving a car, you’re sitting on a sentient creature that is bigger and stronger and sometimes it decides that the leaf in the middle of your track is just too darn scary to avoid in a less than five mile radius, while you decide it’s just a friggin leaf, and this conflict then results in dancing back and forth on the track. Usually this ends with either the horse forgetting what was so scary and you continue on your way, or (and this is much more likely) you’ll end up having to get down from the horse and dispose of the life threatening object like an SCP Foundation agent.

This means that LSP, who’s equally as headstrong as these animals tend to be (lemon or not), would have to spend a lot of time with the horse, not just riding it, but also grooming it, feeding it, cleaning up in the stable... so the horse would get used to her. Imagine how she starts doing all this without Lemongrab really telling her to do it beforehand, and when he asks why she just went and started making a relationship with both the lemonpegasus and the lemoncamel (as well as any other additional animals in their stables), she smiles and tells him “Well I heard it’s about taking baby steps and building a relationship because the horse gets scared easily and I remembered how when I met you I had to do the same thing.”

Also now... there’s two people to ride the animals, and that means the camel and pegasus (who are the same ones since the creation of the first Lemongrab) can go on rides together again, for the first time since their previous owners disappearing. And Lemongrab can tell that they’re happy. It’s kinda like having two dogs and taking each of them on walks separately. I don’t know about camels but horses are used to living in herds and being alone makes them stressed and anxious. We have this one old grandma horse and mom was going away with the other two horses we had at the time to go race, and we had to get this really smol pony to keep the grandma horse company because she would get super stressed otherwise and in these kinds of situations horses can even kick down their door in frustration!

Imagine LSP and LG racing! And when LG flies up LSP straight up grabs the camel and flies up to them with the animal in her arms because she’ll be damned if her non-flying boyfriend outflexes her in flying

[nnhlemonsyes]

Do you want to protect it? 

Do you want to see it grow up strong? 

[mamath]

Well, if you wanted a really ridiculous Lemongrab painting in your day, I got you covered.

[abco-jp]

I’m sure Lemoncamel has a tender heart.

[dajo42]

lemon-camel replied to your audio post: I said the other day that I record extracts from...

I c an’t fuckign breathe

Neither can Sherlock if you carry on reading the fic but he loves it

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lemoncamel replied to your post: tall dudes

almost 6 feet tall just one more inch

[dajo42]

lemon-camel replied to your post: Okay, so is there a name for a phobia of sort of…...

Well, phonophobia is a fear of noises, but it sounds like this sort of thing could really only pertain to noises announcing social interaction. So I guess you could call it sociophonophobia…? No, that apparently isn’t a word, but it should be…

So I've basically got a phobia of noise in a social context.

Seems about right, actually.

The amount of things that are wrong with my head, I'm the sort of person a psychiatrist thinks about when they touch themselves in the dead of night.

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lemoncamel replied to your photo: woah!! i hit 45k and i didnt even notice thanks...

yeah total bs. I knew it from the start

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lemoncamel replied to your post: lemoncamel replied to your post: i didnt like...

emily got a shitty spin-off show that got canceled half way through the first season and ruined everyone’s attraction to her character. she now works at a failing souvenir shop selling overly priced bejeweled clam shells.

jack never got into any show at all b/c no one liked him now he lives with his mom in a small apartment in texas

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lemoncamel replied to your post: i didnt like vanellope 

i didn’t like emily

jack was my least favourite character

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lemoncamel replied to your post: who am i kidding i cant breathe im literally...

LOVEEACHOTHERLOVEEACHOTHERLOVEEACHOTHERLOVEEACHOTHERLOVEEACHOTHER SING WITH ME RESHIRAAAAAAAM

IM FKRICKIN CHOKING 

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lemoncamel replied to your photo

SING WITH ME RESHIRAAAM

jack i think u need to sit down ok buddy heres a cup of tea shh

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lemoncamel replied to your post: is this happening for anyone else or

obviously you need to stop playing neopets. it’s a sign that neopets best be left in the past because it’s not THAT fun

hey man neopets is so fun once u get into it ok dont hate

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lemoncamel replied to your post: personally i think that a lot of people want to be your friend is so that they can be tumblr famous

gdi somebody saw through my plan

i knew it....  i knew u were using me

so its come to this

i see how it is

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ladlekind replied to your post: johnny test

no

lemoncamel replied to your post: johnny test

is the second worst show ever to exist. the first being annoying orange

johnny test

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lemoncamel replied to your post: lemoncamel replied to your post: ok that comic of...

WHERE

LOOK FOR IT URSELF :'^[