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Notorious Emotion-Harvesting TeleCult Misuse of Compact Teleportation Tech

Recent claims from anonymous whistleblower explains the infamous 'Church of Our Moral Ladder' (S7 sub-sector zethre P5) cult now has their hands on multitudes of SolipsiRMX devices.

Claims were made of the cult illegally modifying these devices, adding stolen government astral field technology, essentially allowing the tech to permanently drain unsuspecting passerby's of specific emotional fields without their consent. Some experts claim that this drain could potentially be performed through television airwaves despite having no documented cases of such.

Lord Jester, emperor of the Church of Our Moral Ladder, declined response to our inquiries.

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