#lemon-quote

[quotelr]

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.

Anthon St. Maarten

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Annabeth: When life gives me lemons, I give them to Percy. Annabeth: He likes lemons. *cut to Percy biting into an unpeeled lemon like an apple*

[lithiumseven]

Bullet Train as incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#12 MAWWIAGE

Razor*Laying face down on the floor*

Mash: So Y/n said they liked you?

Razor, muffled: Yeah

Mash: ...and you asked them to marry you?

Razor: Yeah

Mash: …and... How’d they react?

Razor: Dunno, I ran before I could scare them even more-

In the girl's wing

Y/n, kicking in the door to the Lemon’s room with four bottles of champagne: Lemon! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

[padawansuggest]

Rex: *five minute tirade about Anakin’s weird mechanic binge last week that resulted in an illegal death ray*

Fox: *still complaining about Palpatine’s ear hair*

Bly: *sighing about Aayla’s beautiful lekku and how she gave him a forehead kiss once*

Cody: …*sipping caff*

Rex: ???

Cody: What?

Rex: Well, go on, what new bullshit is Kenobi getting into lately?

Cody: Not much.

Rex: …he’s calming down finally?

Cody: No, I just found his off button.

Fox: An off button? Where is it?

Cody: The back of his throat.

Bly: …oh my god?!?

Rex: What… don’t you mean the back of his neck?

Cody: Nope. Throat. You know, on the inside.

Rex: OH MY GOD

Bly: *cackling* oh god how often does that happen?

Cody: Whenever he starts to rant and we’re alone.

Rex: …do you think that’ll work on mine?

Cody: Probably. He seems like he’ll turn to goo if you call him a good boy.

Fox: *big sigh* I don’t think that’ll work on mine. I’ll just kill him 😔

Bly: Call me if you need help hiding the body.

Fox: Thanks, Bly. You’re a pal.

[plistommy]

Gareth: So, what do you think? What’s your type?

Eddie: Fat ass, big tits, nice cock and killer legs that can wrap around your waist when you fuck ’em. A pretty face too, with nice lips and big brown eyes…

Gareth:

Gareth: I meant the fucking sketches I made for the bands logo, Eddie!

Eddie: Well shit, man! You need to be more specific.

Gareth: *holding the sketches in front of Eddie’s face*

Gareth:

Gareth: I hate you.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: When your werewolf boyfriend says you look good enough to eat, it can actually be a pretty confusing statement — because does he mean he wants to eat you out, like, as in the sexy way... Or you know, literally eat you, as in gobble you up whole without even adding a little seasoning?

Radom girl in library:

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: We can't have sex, Ruby.

Ruby: Why not?

Jaune: Because... well- what's a good analogy?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: It would be like trying to shove an NES cartridge into a DS.

Ruby: Oh...

Jaune: Yeah.

Ruby: Sounds hot.

[headcanonthings]

[fandomnerd9602]

Honey Lemon: it’s no use! I’m like freakishly tall!

Y/N: I don’t know if I’d say freakishly. I’d say beautifully. Beautifully tall.

Honey giggles…

Y/N gets up on their tiptoes just to kiss her…

Honey: (blushes) oh my…(giggles)

[yourmoodboards-areonfiirree]

Lautski moodboard with Frog & Lemon Boy song inspo!

☼︎ rq'd by anon! ☼︎

(Top right image made by me, rest of images found on pinterest, songs by Cavetown)

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: Hey I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Tangerine: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

[meetmeinhellcroutons]

That was different, I was at a Knicks game and they needed to stop the clock.

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#46 Kids being kids-

Game Night...D&D game night between House of Land & Adler

Sorcerer!Y/n*In a British accent*Whats your name?

Dot: PETE...PETE NUT!

Sorcerer!Y/n: Oh my gawd!...I think we might be related!

Dot: Are we related?

Sorcerer!Y/n: I'M HAZEL NUT!

The group*Is laughing around the table at the ridiculousness of this*

Dot*Gasps at that*HAZEL NUT!

Sorcerer!Y/n: Oh mah gawd-

Dot: ISH GRAMA NUT STILL AROUND?

Finn*Leaning on Mash's shoulder for dear life laughing*P-PFF-

Lance*Is covering his face to hold laughter*...

Sorcerer!Y/n:SHE IS BELIEVE IT OR NOT!~SHE'S STILL KICKIN' AROUN'

Dot: Nuthin' can ever kill graaaamna nut!

Both houses lose in fits of giggles and laughter till-

Wirth: And then there was that weird uncle no one wanted to talk about...his name was DEEZ-

Abel*Swallows his snort and shakes head*...Dis...nut

Dot: Dis and Deez the twins-THEY WERE...

Dot*Shakes head horrified and traumatized making the others laugh more* We don't talk about Dis and Deez-

[incorrect-tbhk]

Akane: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Lemon: Just rip the bandaid off.

Akane: It’s Teru.

Lemon: Put it back on.