#lemon + orange duo

[this-orange-anon024]

“Hey!!! Whatcha doing?”

Lemon pops up out of no where

-🍋

@lemon-boy-anon

(this is what lemon had to see)

I COMMEND YOU, TAKE THY SPIRIT AWAY!! TAKE THE EVIL AWAY!! (\∆/)

(and orange is saying this to an apple)

[this-orange-anon024]

(picks up like the precious thing he is)

LOOK AT MY BROTHER!!! AHHHH!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

Hello… im lemon🍋

My sister told me to make new friends… it something like that…

Name: lemon anon

Pronouns: he/him

Age: I don’t know… same as my sisters?

Personality: he is pretty much the opposite of orange anon, he’s shy and monotone, and sometimes snarky and rude, sour as a lemon

He also tends to stay near his sister a lot, feeling more comfortable around her than anyone else

People I know

My sister : @this-orange-anon024

That’s it… for right now I guess

Look under cut for dni!

Soo my dnis are

No pedophila

No racism

No sexism

No homophobia

If you want to ask me a question before you send an ask, just dm me

[nicnsmth1]

final anime artstyle art for now, but I wanted to draw them w these chicken keychains I've been obsessed with LMAO I've yet to obtained the strawberry one but so far we have Shicchan the banana and Gakurin the orange💀💀

[lazysoulwriter]

late night drives. - chris sturniolo.

just fluffyyyyyyy with ma baby chris.

send requests if u want to! always open.

I DONT DO SMUTS!!!!!

It’s been a couple of months since you and Chris started your late-night drives, and every single one of them feels like a tiny adventure, one that keeps getting better with time. Ever since he got his driver’s license, it’s been the two of you, just cruising around, living in your little bubble.

The messages always come unexpectedly, like clockwork: “I’ll pick you up in 10.” No matter what time it is, no matter how tired you are, you always find yourself eagerly waiting for him to show up, ready to spend the night together. You love it more than anything.

When he pulls up outside your house, the door opens, and there’s that signature grin of his. He’s already got your iced tea—just the right amount of ice, a little lemon, and not too sweet. You smile, accepting the drink, your hand brushing his as you settle into the passenger seat.

“You know me too well,” you say, sipping the iced tea. “How did I ever get so lucky?”

Chris chuckles, his eyes sparkling as he glances over at you. “I’ve got my ways,” he teases, reaching over to turn up the volume on the stereo. “Besides, I know you better than anyone else. I mean, you practically live off this iced tea.”

You laugh, the sound light and carefree, and as he pulls away, you both fall into that perfect rhythm. There’s no rush, no agenda, just the simplicity of being together. You start singing along to whatever’s playing on the radio—out of tune, but it doesn’t matter. The music, the car, the soft hum of the engine—it’s all so familiar.

“Okay, but you’re way off key,” Chris says with a smirk, nudging you gently. “Maybe I should start a band, just me, and you—The Off-Key Duo.”

You roll your eyes dramatically, but the smile that pulls at your lips gives away that you’re not mad at all. “Well, someone has to keep you in check. You’re the one who can’t hold a tune.”

He bursts out laughing, glancing at you. “You’re lucky I love you” he says, eyes softening as he keeps his focus on the road. But there’s something in the way he says it—like he really means it.

The night passes like this—lighthearted, fun, but there’s a subtle depth to it too. At one point, you stop for food, laughing over random things that don’t really make sense, but to you both, they’re hilarious. You end up in a little diner, munching on fries, playfully arguing over which one of you can finish a milkshake faster.

But tonight? Tonight feels different.

The roads start to empty out, the lights of the city fading as you drive toward a quieter part of town. The air is cool, and you feel this soft, unexpected shift in the atmosphere. It’s around 4 AM now, and the first light of dawn is peeking over the horizon, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink.

Chris pulls the car over to the side of the road without a word, turning off the engine. There’s a brief silence as the two of you sit there, the world outside suddenly feeling so peaceful, so still.

He turns to face you, his eyes a little more intense than usual, and your heart skips a beat. The moment feels heavier now, like the weight of everything between you two is hanging in the air.

“Chris, what’s—” you start to say, but he cuts you off gently.

“Listen,” he says softly, his voice uncharacteristically serious. He reaches over, taking your hand in his, his thumb brushing over your knuckles. “I’ve been thinking about this a lot, and I don’t want to wait anymore.”

Your heart races, unsure of what’s coming next. You squeeze his hand, trying to ground yourself. “What do you mean?”

He looks down for a moment, as if collecting his thoughts, and then looks back up at you with an expression so sincere, it makes your chest ache.

“I love you,” he says, his voice steady, but there's a vulnerability there, like he’s letting go of something important. “You’re the one. I know it’s only been a couple of months, but when I’m with you, it feels like it’s always been this way. You’re everything to me. No one else matters.”

You feel your breath catch in your throat, a lump forming in your chest. This moment, right here, feels like the most real thing in the world. You blink, trying to keep it together. “Chris,” you whisper, your voice barely audible. “I love you too.”

He leans closer, his forehead resting against yours for a brief moment, his breath warm against your skin. There’s no need for more words��everything that matters is already said. But there’s something about hearing him say it that makes your heart feel full in a way you didn’t know was possible.

He pulls back slightly, eyes shining with affection, and grins. “I was kind of hoping you’d say that.”

You laugh softly, the tension melting away, and the next thing you know, he’s kissing you gently, slowly, as if savoring the moment. It’s sweet, full of everything you’ve both been feeling. Every late-night drive, every song, every glance—it all comes together in this kiss.

You pull away, resting your head against the headrest with a content sigh. “I feel like I’ve been waiting for this moment forever,” you admit, the words slipping out before you can stop them.

Chris smiles, his thumb tracing your knuckles again as he glances at you, his voice low. “I think I’ve been waiting too.”

You smile back at him, your heart swelling with something you can’t quite explain. He’s not just saying it—he’s showing you every single day. He’s the one. And you’re the one for him too.

“Can we just date already?” you ask with a playful smirk, raising an eyebrow.

Chris laughs softly, pulling you into another kiss. “You’re already mine,” he murmurs against your lips, the words sealing it in a way that feels more real than anything you’ve ever known.

And in that moment, you know—you’re both exactly where you’re meant to be. Together.

[imsofuckinggayomfg]

hey! i’m mika/mica (she/her)! 🎀✨

i’m in college and i use this blog to share/reblog teacher crush/attachment things. you’ll mostly find me ranting about my tc on here basically hahaha. I speak three languages (so far, planing on learning more tho (currently learning my fourth one)) but will only be using english on here. i have two siblings, sam (they/them) and gabe (gabriel) (he/him), which i might mention every once in a while. (a lot of my posts are scheduled, so that's why i might not reply but post something)

some of my favorite things:

history & politics

reading (especially historical books)

playing chess

animals (especially cats, sharks, bumblebees and dogs)

listening to music

nature

watching movies, shows and anime

candles

flowers (and their language)

symbolisms

my favorite lyrics:

كلام عينيه في الغرام أحلى من الأغاني

(his eyes are telling more beautiful words than any song)

~ sherine - كلام عينيه (kalam eineh)

he:

is my tc (i only have one tc, him)

is around his mid/late 50's

has salt and pepper hair

has a son

handsome asf

is a very calm person

if you look up the definition of "overworked" he's gonna show up

always wears a business casual suit

is a nerd

vibe: my future husband

relationship with me: student & teacher that are oddly cordial with each other

why this color? that's his hair color 😋 (a lot of symbolism, i know😃)

he ("jade"):

is a rather sweeter older man who tries his best with my class

is 60 (he randomly told me his bday and age lmao)

really, really loves his subject and is very passionate about it

calls everyone just "you" instead of their name

is lowkey overworked

is one of the department heads of my college

is just a chill guy (i don't think this man is able to get angry ngl)

vibe: great uncle/grandpa

relationship with me: friendly student & teacher

why this color? this is a special shade of green called "jade" (#00A36C), it symbolizes calm, wisdom, and harmony. it also represents self-reflection, calmness, strength, creativity, and cheerfulness.

he ("cyan"):

no one can tell me that he does not have adhd-

is hyper asf

is a very sweet guy

has a bit of a short temper (adhd)

is somewhere in his early 40's

would probably do flic flacs around the classroom if he knew how to

is one of the department heads of my college

is his boss (as the department head)

likes to talk smack, especially about him (specifically with him)

most dramatic person to have ever walked this earth

vibe: uncle

relationship with me: niece and uncle (we're not actually related tho)

why this color? this is a special shade of blue called "cyan" (#7DF9FF), it also symbolizes excitement, liveliness, and enthusiasm. it also represents liveliness, dramatism, and dynamism.

he ("tan"):

is his subordinate

if you see he and him interact, you'd think that it's the other way around

he and him are besties

he and him teach the same subject of mine together

is basically like a kindergarten teacher to him

is very sweet

is very calm

he and him are the best duo frfr

is the exact opposite of him when it comes to energy, he's a bit lethargic and calm and he's extremely enthusiastic and restless

likes to talk smack, especially about him (specifically with him)

it's giving mom

vibe: mom

relationship with me: normal/typical student & teacher

why this color? this is a special shade of orange called "tan" (#A0522D), it symbolizes a sense of security, stability, comfort, and warmth. it also represents humility, reliability and honesty.

he ("lemon"):

is my headteacher

doesn't know when one of his "jokes" is too much

has a funny dialect

no one really likes him, not even his colleagues

talks a lot of shit (as in misinformation)

i'm probably one of the only ones who kinda gets along with him, since i used to be friends with his son in kindergarten (but i'm also able to get along with everybody, so)

is like that one aunt who never stops talking

if you talk to him one on one, he'll tell you sooo much random stuff (i know a few things regarding him bc of him)

vibe: that one obnoxious aunt (that never stops talking)

relationship with me: normal/typical student & teacher

why this color? this is a special shade of yellow called "lemon" (#FAFA33), it symbolizes impatience, emotional fragility and selfishness. it also represents lacking compassion and impulsivity.

he ("plum"):

is like the biggest prick on this earth

is about the same height as me, yet still looks like 120cm (i'm 1,70cm)

is the most arrogant man you'll ever meet

is my class' sports teacher (glad that i don't have to participate in his class)

is the biggest creep to ever exist

i wouldn't be surprised at all if he was gonna get arrested for being a pdf-file

my biggest opp even tho i don't even have him

if he was burning and i had a bucket of water, i'd empty the bucket in the nearest drain and hit him with the empty bucket repeatedly (i'd actually let him burn)

vibe: pdf-file 😐

relationship with me: none. minimum distance: 20 meters.

why this color? this is a special shade of purple called "plum" (#8E4585), it symbolizes arrogance, pompousness and being cynical. it also represents immaturity and unjustness.

he ("beige"):

bro's the definition of "i don't have to come, right? oh- i do...? *disappears for the next two weeks*"

looks like the most strict teacher on this planet

is actually very sweet

seems strict at first, turns out to be really chill tho

does not give the slightest fuck about anything

literally dropped "y'all- i forgot to make verbal grades lmao, i'm just gonna give everyone a b 🧍‍♂️" 💀

is somewhere in his late 50's (why tf are nearly all of my teachers around that age?? 😭)

i don't think this man likes anyone, he just hates everyone equally

his literal colleagues didn't know that he's married, i was the only one who knew (until i accidentally told him about it, since i thought that he knew), since sam used to go to school with his son

is my informatics teacher

vibe: great uncle

relationship with me: normal/typical student & teacher

why this color? this is a special shade of white called "beige" (#C4B797), it symbolizes simplicity, reliability, and neutrality. it also represents calmness and unpretentiousness.

(i'm gonna add more from time to time, since i wanna talk a bit more about my other teachers aswell since most of my teachers are incredible)

[starwaffle345]

headcanon masterpost yippie

collection of headcanons, mostly for my humanoid versions of the duo but if i have any thoughts about other characters i will add them here :D

🔵🔶 Shared headcanons

both are picky eaters and like each other's disliked foods (Edda dislikes seafood, mushrooms, bananas, and various squashes) (Aven dislikes pickled vegetables, tamarind, mayonnaise, and mustard)

both have auditory processing disorder

hypermobile

🔵 Edda (Egg, sparks/sparky, blizzard, frosty)

agender (they/it/she + ne/nem + xae/xaer) aromantic pansexual

tentative voice claim: Aurora

height: 7'8" or 233.7 cm

slightly taller than Aven and would absolutely tease him about it

body is very cold all the time. would jumpscare Aven with xaer cold hands if xie didnt wear xyr scarf all the time

heavy sleeper. also moves around in their sleep a lot

hyperactive adhd haver

enjoyer of spicy and sour foods - would probably eat an entire lemon if it wanted

will either freeze xaer surroundings or smite the ground in front of xaer if xae sneeze too hard

bites and chews their ice cream

can be slightly staticky if they want to, probably zaps Aven for shits and giggles

hair tends to get pretty messy, has sticks and leaves in neir hair often

tends to write in cursive. probably also writes really fast so her writing turns out to be vaguely word-shaped squiggles a lot of the time. she can still read it anyway

enjoys climbing

tends to just say stuff without thinking

tends to talk fast so she tends to stumble over her words

inside of mouth and tongue glows blue

shark teeth + 3 sets of fangs

would probably get into shuffle dancing in a modern au/setting/whatever

🔶 Aven (Aves, fire boy, flicker, pretty boy)

genderflux (he/they/she/it + ve/vir + xie/xem + ae/aer. pronouns change depending how they feel) demiromantic ace (no preference to gender)

height: 7'0" or 213.4 cm

body runs hot (leg so hot you can fry egg on it /j)

light sleeper. also sleeps like she's been put in a coffin 💀 straight as a board and hands folded over her stomach and everything

audhd, specifically has combined adhd

can't stand the feeling of dirty hands - either washes them in the closest body of water or just incinerates his hands

nobody aside from Edda is allowed to touch his hair (or just him in general)

refuses to cover his midsection /silly

has a sweet tooth - especially enjoys chocolate, caramel, and other earthy/neutral flavors (yam, matcha, pumpkin i guess idk)

has sensitive teeth

enjoys spending time underwater a lot

high temperature tolerance - perfectly content existing in very cold or very hot places in just a crop top and booty shorts LMAO

has really bad pollen allergies - allergic to the plants in branches 3 (gardens) and 6 (cube land) specifically, makes sure to cover vir nose when ve goes into those areas

will sneeze fire or strong bursts of wind if she sneezes hard enough

hair is simultaneously messy and neat at the same time (short hair is spiky and kind of all over the place but the braid is usually in top condition)

can't read cursive, handwriting is messy but still readable

usually thinks through his words very carefully before saying them - does fancy talk usually, especially with those he doesn't know

sometimes will pause in the middle of a sentence and end it with a "yeah." after a bit

inside of mouth and tongue glows orange

two sets of fangs

[viola-verse]

Get to know Viola

*Songs and albums names are made up and not actual songs.

Main Masterlist | Kprofile | Background | More Facts - coming soon

Viola Kwon ❨ Kwon Ha-Neul; born Dec 26th 1993 ❩, is a Korean-New Zealand former singer and dancer. Born in Wellington New Zealand, she lived there until she was 11 when she moved to her father’s hometown in South Korea. She was a member of the k-pop girl group Le Fleurs that disbanded three years after they debuted in 2014. After much convincing from Hybe/Big Hit and a lot of encouragement from her friends and family, she debuted as a solo artist in 2023. 

BASICS:

Birth Name: Viola Ha-Neul Kwon 

Korean Name: 권하늘 (Kwon Ha-Neul) 

Stage Name: Viola 

Birthdate: Dec 26th, 1993 

Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand 

Nationality: Korean-New Zealand 

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn 

MBTI: INFJ 

Hobbies: photography, crocheting, painting, writing, gaming, looking up useless facts, going to the beach

APPEARANCE:

Height: 164cm ❨ 5’3" ❩ 

Weight: 45kg ❨ 101lbs ❩ 

Hair Color: Brunette (natural), does occasionally dye her hair.

Eye Color: Brown 

Piercings: She only has her ears pierced. She doesn’t wear earrings often. 

Tattoos: She has a 7 in roman numerals on her wrist, because it's her favourite number. She has a cursive “Y” tattoo on her ribcage next to where her heart is for Yoongi.

Unique Features: She has a light scattering of freckles across her nose which are easily seen when she’s not wearing makeup. Fox-like eyes, heart shaped lips and small ears.  

Medical Conditions: Migraines, she broke her ankle three years after debuting, social anxiety

FAMILY: 

Parents: Jessica Nelsen and Kwon Myung-Dae 

Siblings: 3 brothers and 1 sister. Twins Simon (Su-Han) & Robert (Chan - 1994), Michael (Seong-Yu - 1997), and Daisy (Mun-Hee - 2016). 

Other Relatives: Kwon Soonyoung (Hoshi) from SEVENTEEN is her cousin. Their dads are brothers. They are super close and act more like siblings and best friends than cousins. They’re often seen together and are pretty much everyone’s favorite cousin duo. 

LIKES & DISLIKES:

Likes:

Colours: Black & Green are her favourite colours but she also likes blue, purple, peacock, teal.

Food: Pasta, beef, pavlova, strawberries, sweet and sour wontons, lemon chicken, fish & chips, mochi ice cream, spicy ramen, salads, korean fried chicken, hot chips (fries), soup, anything Yoongi cooks.

Drinks: Soju, Jack Daniels, Bacardi, peach iced tea, green tea, herbal teas, water, Dr. Pepper.

Music/Bands/Singers: BTS and their solo music, The Rose, Seventeen, Stray Kids, Ateez, TXT, Le Sserafim, Twice, Jessi, Hwasa, Blackpink and their solo music and many more. She's also a big fan of heavy rock music and listens to it every time she works out or needs physical motivation. She has Halestorm, Nightwish, Pantera, Metallica, and others on her playlist. Some of her favourite groups and singers of all time are Fleetwood Mac, Queen, The Eagles & Stevie Ray Vaughn. She also loves the older music and was raised on it.

Seasons: Summer & Spring. In New Zealand she's a summer baby.

TV Shows: She watches mostly K-Dramas. She loves the psychological crime thrillers the most. Mouse, Mr. Plankton, Squid Games, Missing: The Other Side, The Uncanny Counter, Hi Bye, Mama, Bulgasal Immortal Souls, Bloodhounds, Move to Heaven, Taxi Driver. She'll watch anything with Lee Je-Hoon in it.

Dislikes:

Colours: Orange

Food: bags of mixed veges, corn, peas, pumpkin, potato in the form of anything but fries, sweet potato. She's very much a texture eater. She doesn't look mushy foods.

Drinks: Coffee, hot chocolate

Seasons: Winter, she hates feeling cold.

Will add more when I think of them.

IDOL CAREER: 

Group Debut:

Group Name: Le Fleurs  

Fandom Name: Bouquets  

Company: Big Hit/Hybe 

Debut Date: 16th Jan 2014 

Disband Date: 09th Sept 2017

Number Of Members: 5 

Concept: Fantasy - fairy-like, sweet, innocent, whimsical 

Debut Album Name: Flower Garden - 2 versions - Flora & Fauna 

Debut Song: Flowers. 

The Most Popular Song: I'll be her. 

Members:    Lee Jun-Ha/Aster (1992 - leader/rapper)   Lee Su-Jo/Daisy (1992 - rapper/songwriter),   Kwon Ha-Neul/Viola (1993 - main dancer/songwriter/vocal),   Seo Na-Mi/Poppy (1995 - main vocalist/visual),   Kim Eun-Sa/Lily (1996 - maknae/vocal line/dance line) 

Solo Debut: 

Stage Name: Viola 

Fandom Name: Violettes 

Company: Big Hit/Hybe 

Debut Date: 3rd Feb 2023

Concept: Changes every comeback

Debut Album Name: Self-titled - Viola

Debut Song: Welcome Home

The Most Popular Song: It's My Turn

©️2025 @viola-verse & @dancinglikebutterflywings - Do not copy. modify and/or repost anywhere.

[lord-grant]

fully and 100% truthfully inspired by this post!!

The first seafood boil for Babe.

After a few meetings with generals and other random people Babe forgot the ranks of, he ended up flying home with Eugene.

It took a bit to get used to the overly-hot weather in Louisiana. Roe advised not to layer too much if its a particularly hot day, heat strokes come faster than you think.

A few days in, Eugene’s family has a big dinner, tons of relatives and friends invited, including the new face; Edward “Babe” Heffron. A friend from war.

The duo sit down next to eachother, gloves and a napkin accompanying everyone at the foldable white tables in the backyard.

Babe stares at the items infront of him, insanely confused. What is this? It takes him a while to try and process things, before giving up and turning to his friend (or boyfriend, whatever you want!).

“��Gene, why are there gloves?” He asked quietly, not wanting to seem offensive to the family if they did hear him— even if they were all laughing and talking loudly.

Eugene slowly turns to him, eyes a bit wide, and mouth filled with food. Shrimp, crawfish, and other sea-life stuffed into his hungry mouth, coated thoroughly with spicy seasonings and lemon juice. Different sauces and powders cover his lips, red-ish orange. Its everywhere. Some spread up his arms, the rest on his gloves. …so thats what they’re for?

[orangecrush]

I like to think about the small ways Lemon and Tangerine prepared for the shinkansen job, even if it makes me sad that they, in the end, failed to play their part in ensuring that the job would go down smoothly and professionally. How Tangerine learned the story of the White Death. How at least Tangerine learned some Japanese because he didn't seem to have any problem understanding the price of the water he bought for Ladybug (and then he could convert the amount to pounds immediately too). How Lemon had a new, full sheet of Thomas stickers. How they took the time and effort to change their names to the lemon and orange emojis on their phones.

I'm sure they have their general routine – selecting the appropriate weapons, coordinating their outfits to strengthen their image as a duo, etc. – but I'm especially taken with their specific efforts.

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

[sharing a safehouse]

Wufei: How the hell did you two manage to set a lemon on fire?

Heero: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Wufei: Why were you microwaving a lemon?!

Duo: I read that boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells, and we wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but there weren’t any pots.

Wufei: Did you burn an orange too?! How?!

Heero: Microwave for 40 minutes.

[this-orange-anon024]

“Orange… can I have help with homework?… it’s math”

-🍋

@lemon-boy-anon

Of course lil lem! (^ ^)

(they sit besides him, to look over the homework and numbers they've never seen before)

Math huh?

I've heard of it, I think mom, (Amphirite) says it's really important to learn this but it's hard.

it doesn't look that bad though. (Famous last words)

What's the first question?

[this-orange-anon024]

GUYS!!!

COME MEET MY BROTHER!! :D

AND BE NICE TO HIM, HE'S A BIT SHY!! -🍊

@gremlinlotusannonhere

@jelly-fish-anon

@a-ghostly-ghoul-anon

@1ceyanonhasarrived

@bubbly-bubble-anon

@cotton-candy-anon

@thatposidengirlyposeidongirly

“Hey… (@this-orange-anon024) sister? Can you introduce me to Poseidon? I don’t want to go up to him… he’s scary”

[twistedtalking]

Elloo, can I request 5 random twist characters of your choosing respindinv to being called "hello bbg 👈👈"

-sincerely, Nigel :))

Aww, you requested~

Thanks for requesting! (unlike a certain someone who promised to request something november pa)

5, hmmm

Well, lucky you! The 1st years, my babies, are 5. ...Well, except Ortho....and Grim...

How about Heartslabyul instead?

Fair warning: I will be writing this as them knowing you for a while now. Like, besties level for Ace and Deuce. Also, I'll add the romance to this post in a later date.

I do not condone yandere behavior in real life

It's just something i find really fun to write

TW: manipulation, gaslighting, Isolation, Riddle losing his sanity(all 3),

Okay, now onto the prompt!

Riddle: Baby girl?! Have you no respect?! Rule 574 of the queen of hearts, "You shall call your queen a nickname on tuesdays" . Today is Friday, Prefect. Breathe in, breathe out. Well, as this is your 1st offense, I won't get that mad. But if you do it again, it is OFF WITH YOUR HEAD- Wait, you don't have magic. Nevermind. Just, don't do that again. At least, not on Thursdays.

Trey: …hi? (Mumbling) what just happened…

Cater:

Hey QT pie!Oh,BTW the dormleader's looking for the Adeuce Duo. If you find them, text me ASAP, k? OK,c u. Cay-Cay signing out.

Ace Ace: Good day, dumbass 3. Dumbass 2 is over there Deuce: I am not a dumbass! Ace: Ace: You THREW me up a CHANDELIER without thinking about the Landing! Deuce: That was months ago Ace: You thought trees weren't alive Deuce:… Prefect: So who's Dumbass 1? Grim? Ace: Me, obviously. Cause I'm number one! Prefect: The number one dumbass Ace: Yeah- Ace: HEY!!! Deuce Deuce: BBG? Huh? What does that mean? Ace, smirking: It means Bad Breath Guy Deuce: What?! But I brush my teeth thrice a day, otherwise Clover-senpai(Trey) would kill me. Unlike Ace. Ace: Hey, I do brush my teeth, twice! Deuce: Never seen you do it Ace: Well, I do. You're just blind, Deuce. Deuce:Hey- Cater: BBG means Baby Girl, Deuce-chan. What, you think I called Trey-kun bad breathe? Cater: Like, I value my life/hj Adeuce duo: WHAT?! Adeuce: Well anyways... Deuce: YOU WERE LYING?!?! Oh wait, when do you not. Ace:Hey- Deuce: Well then, um... Deuce: You my homie too, Prefect. - -

-

Romance

Riddle:

Baby Girl?? BABY GIRL?!?! Who taught you that word? Was it Ace?! CATER?? (Mumbled)Breathe in, breathe out, Riddle. Sevens, give me strength.

My love, there are hundreds of other terms of endearment yet you choose BABY GIRL?!?! Breathe in, breath out. Dear, PLEASE choose another nickname. For the sake of my sanity. Prefect: what about shortcake? Shortcake?? Short- (Breathe in, breathe out) That...would do. Just, do not call me that in public...please.

Trey:

Hello...grape pie?

Pft. Hehehe.

Hello, orange juice. Hello, Lemon pie. Hello, Cutie cakes.

Hmm, actually, I like the last one.

Alright, from now on your name's Lemon Pie. Hahaha, Hey, put the frying pan down!

Heheh, I'm just joking...Lemon Pie.

Cater: Oh hey, QT~ Didn't notice you were here already. Hon, you got to stop sneaking up on me, Hehe. (Prefect: Okay, what happened?) What do you mean what happened? Nothing happened!Everything's picture perfect! (Prefect: .... ) Nothing gets through you, huh. Well, Trey just posted a pic on magicam. Not like a pie photo. It was a photo of him, Riddle, and Chenya. I guess I got a little jealous, heh. Sometimes I wished we didn't move a lot when I was young. Maybe I would have gotten childhood friends...Huh? What's that? Spicy Ramen?! Heh, you really know me best, don't you. ...thanks. For everything.

Ace:

Hi honey cheeks, love of my life, bane of my existence, darling, Sweetheart, you're always right.

(Prefect: what did you do)

Nothing! How dare you think I would do something idiotic.

…Okay, I may have forgotten to do the assignment for history of magic. PLEASE LET ME COPY YOUR ANSWERS! TREIN'S GONNA KILL ME!!!

(Prefect: you're an idiot)

I'm YOUR idiot~

(Prefect: So is Deuce)

Deuce?! Nuh-uh. I'm much better than Deuce. He's an idiot. I'm a smarter idiot. Big difference. Plus, I got boyfriend points.

So Dear, would you please give me your answers~

(Prefect: PROFESSOR TREIN-)

NOOOO!!!

You betrayed me. I thought you loved me. Was it all a lie? You don't deserve me. Goodbye.

(Prefect: stop being so melodramatic. Here, the answers. Don't make it obvious though, okay?)

Yandere

Riddle: If it was anyone else, who called me that,

"IT'D BE OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!"

But as it is you, I suppose I could let it slide~ You'll attend the next unbirthday party, my Rose. I've already prepared your attire. I can't wait to see you there~

Trey:

Well Prefect, I thought I was the one with the bad jokes in this relationship, haha.

Did you learn that from Cater, love?

Sometimes I feel like you spend more time with him than you do with me...

...Uh, never mind.

Love? I didn't call you love, what do you mean?Hey, I baked your favorites. Here, have a bite. Yes, I know you have somewhere to go, But one bite wouldn't hurt, right?

Don't worry, you're gonna LOVE it~

Cay-Cay, your bae-bae:

Hi QT pie!

Hey babe, you accidentally tagged Deuce-chan instead of me in your post. Y'know, the "Best Boi" one. Don't worry, I forgive you. Everyone makes mistakes. But be careful next time, ok. Oh, you seem agitated. You ok? Someone just txted you a threatening message?! They're gonna spill the tea to the Octotrio?! OMG! Don't worry, Cay-Cay can solve this mess. You can trust me~

Ace:

Oh, Hey, Prefect!

You're late. Almost thought you wouldn't show. But I knew you wouldn't throw away an opportunity to spend time with your favorite person.

(Prefect: Deuce ain't here, though?)

I meant me.

That wasn't funny, Prefect.

(Prefect: sorry)

Well, you should be. You hurt my feelings!

Don't worry, I forgive you.

I, the oh-so-gracious Trappola, forgive your sin~

(Prefect: *eye rolls and smirks*)

See, you're smiling again! It suits you way more than that worried face before.

I love it.

Hehe, I didn't say anything. You're just imagining things, Prefect! What did you thought I said? Aww, you won't tell me?I thought we were close~

Hey, why do you look so worried?

(Prefect: It's been 5 minutes, but Deuce still hasn't arrived)

Deuce? Oh, don't worry about him. He's probably of to do extra work for one of the teachers. Y'know, honor student and all that.

Let's just enjoy our time together. It's way more fun with just the two of us anyway~

(Prefect: And Grim!)

Yeah, and Grim...

And you have reached the end of this post!

What? Were you waiting for someone else?

Deuce? Who's Deuce? You must be hallucinating. There's no one named like that here.

He doesn't matter anyways...

Daily Bible verse of the day(yes, I'll be doing this from now on):

For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes:

first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.

Romans 1:16 NIV

[kingstrawberry]

best birthday gift

(cw: food)

starts as a silly bday story with the krsn5 + natsu, ends with a bunch of #tsukikage fluff, a perfect bday for tsuki rly

—

tsukishima is /not/ a morning person. it’s public knowledge that he’d rather jump off a cliff than wake up before ten on a free day. his plan for his birthday is to sleep through it, he’d like nothing better.

unfortunately for him, tsukishima has friends who are morning people, and they want to celebrate with him for the whole day, which apparently starts at eight. his phone hasn’t stopped chiming with messages for the last ten minutes. he starts to roll over, ignoring the phone, but then it rings.

he reflexively slams his hand onto his nightstand and grabs it. before he can think to stop himself, tsuki picks up the call.

“what?!” he hisses at his best friend.

“happy birthday tsukki!!” yamaguchi shouts.

“yamaguchi tadashi, it’s the middle of the night, tell me why i shouldn’t murder you right now.”

yamaguchi, bastard that he is, just laughs. “somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.”

“i shouldn’t even be awake right now!”

“but then how will you see your birthday gift?” yamaguchi asks, voice perfectly innocent even though tsukishima knows he’s grinning like a demon right now.

tsuki’s about to throw his phone out the window but a soft “happy birthday lemon-san,” makes him nearly drop it on the bed instead.

he hears hinata’s voice through the line even though hinata clearly isn’t talking to him. “ssshhhhh!!! you’re sposed to be a surprise for the birthday boy!!”

“i have a gift!” the little voice shouts back.

“tell hinata not to call me a birthday boy,” tsukishima deadpans to yamaguchi.

“you got it, birthday man,” yamaguchi deadpans back before hanging up.

—

“wow!” yamaguchi says as tsuki emerges from his house. “that’s the fastest you’ve ever got down here!”

“not true, he was faster last year when we told him hinata set your hair on fire,” kags argues.

hinata puts his hands up in surrender. “in my defense, birthday candles are more dangerous than i thought.”

tsuki’s about to say no one was actually on fire and that they’re all idiots, but he’s distracted by a tiny orange blur running towards him.

“lemon-san!” natsu cheers as she jumps up for a hug.

he scoops her up easily, just like he’s done a thousand times before, and turns to look at hinata. “you’re actually the worst for using your sister like this,” he says as he follows his friends down the path away from his house.

hinata scoffs, appalled. “/she/ wanted to see you!” he brings one hand down over his heart. “i tried my best not to bring her, i swear, but she was too excited.” he scowls at natsu but its clear he’s not actually upset. “nearly set the kitchen on fire yesterday.”

natsu, perched with her head on tsuki’s shoulder, looks down at her older brother and giggles.

“kitchen fire?” tsuki asks.

hinata nods. “she wanted to make your gift.” he hands natsu a small box covered in hand drawn swirls and glitter.

“thank you, natsu,” tsuki says as she gives it to him.

he opens the little box and finds a bunch of cookies, frosted to look like volleyballs. it’s not professionally done, but it’s not messy either. “you did this?”

natsu shakes her head. “blueberry-san helped!”

tsuki turns to kags. “you did?”

“do you think hinata could prevent a kitchen fire?”

yama snorts and tsuki laughs while the idiot duo start arguing.

before the argument gets too bad, natsu taps tsuki’s wrist, a nonverbal signal that she wants to be let down, and he sets her on the ground.

she immediately runs between the idiots while tsuki falls into step with yama.

“here,” yama says, holding a bag out to tsuki. “happy birthday, birthday man.”

tsuki takes the bag and elbows him simultaneously.

“ow!”

“don’t be a baby,” tsuki responds as he removes the gift paper from yama’s bag. “jurassic park?”

yama smiles. “there’s more.”

tsuki rummages through the bag some more. there really is too much filler paper in there. the side of his hand hits another piece of plastic and he pulls The Lost World out.

“your old tapes must be nearly dead,” yama mutters.

“my copy of Three offed itself last year,” tsuki admits.

yama gapes at him for a second, but he quickly regains his composure. “you’re gonna love the rest of the gift, then.”

tsuki’s eyebrows shoot up as he looks at yama. “that’s too much money.”

yama smiles softly. “it wasn’t all me.” before tsuki can ask, yama tilts his head forward.

“hinata?”

yama nods. “he chipped in but he has his own gift for you too. both of them,” he waves his hand vaguely at the two oranges directly in front of him, “wanted to make you something.”

tsuki lets the DVDs fall back into the bag and gingerly sets natsu’s cookies on top before hugging yamaguchi, who reciprocates immediately.

“happy birthday,” yama says quietly.

“thanks,” tsuki replies, matching yama’s volume.

they let go quickly though, startled by natsu shouting at kageyama. “you have to!” she grabs his hand. “they go together!”

kageyama easily lets natsu drag him back to tsuki, bumping shoulders with yamaguchi as he passes them to walk with hinata instead.

tsuki picks natsu up automatically. “what goes together?”

“our gifts!” natsu says brightly.

tsuki looks at kags expectantly.

it’s kind of difficult for kags to get his gift out of his jacket since natsu is still holding his hand, but he manages after a few seconds of fumbling. he quickly hands tsuki an unlabeled bottle full of pink liquid.

“pepto?” tsuki asks.

kags’ brow creases. “strawberry milk.”

tsuki turns the bottle in his hands. there are no markings on it anywhere, and it looks more like a soda bottle than a milk bottle. “suspicious.”

“homemade.”

“it’s half empty.”

kags’ ears turn as pink as his homemade drink. “i may have given some away,” he mumbles.

“you /gave away/ my birthday gift?”

“the real gift is at my house!” kags blurts defensively. “and i couldn’t just-”

“i wanted to try,” natsu says.

“oh.” tsukishima relaxes. “that’s fine then.” he gives the bottle to her. “you can have as much as you want, orange-kun.”

she lets go of kageyama’s hand to open the bottle, but tsuki grabs his hand before it can fall back to his side.

kags doesn’t even seem to notice as he automatically interlaces their fingers. “you see why i couldn’t say no,” kags says as both of them watch natsu happily drink tsuki’s gift.

tsuki nods. “you’re forgiven.”

kags scowls. “i never apologized.”

tsuki grins at him. “and i still forgave you.”

kags opens his mouth to respond but tsuki asks a question before they can start arguing.

“what’s this about the real gift?”

kageyama smiles at him. “you’ll see.”

tsuki is about to ask what the hell that means when a bell chimes ahead of them.

“hurry up!” yamaguchi shouts as he slips through the cafe door.

tsuki can see yachi through the window. she smiles and waves at him. he waves back.

“happy birthday, tsukishima!” she says cheerfully as he, kags and natsu join the other three at the table.

“thanks.”

“why is natsu pink?” hinata asks.

“what?” tsuki asks as he moves natsu enough that he can see her face.

she grins at him, showing off her bright pink milk mustache.

“oh, its the king’s gift.”

“what?” hinata and yachi say in unison.

“you got him milk?” yama asks.

“i /made/ milk.”

“i didn’t know you were a cow,” hinata says flatly.

kags nods very seriously, as if he’s about to deliver some life changing news. “cow-geyama.”

tsuki covers his mouth. it was a dumb joke and he will /not/ laugh at it, no matter how much yachi giggles or how wide yamaguchi’s eyes get.

in his effort not to look at his amused friends, tsuki ends up catching kags’ eye.

kags smiles at him knowingly.

tsuki huffs. he can always question kags about the real gift after breakfast.

—

it turns out kags is very good at avoiding questions, and that’s how tsukishima ends up at kageyama’s house at seven pm on his birthday. he kind of wants to sleep but his curiosity outweighs his fatigue.

kags hands him a box that he practically tears open. a large photo frame with a dinosaur on the corner stares up at him.

“thank you?” tsuki says. this would be a better gift for yamaguchi than him. hinata and yachi got him a camera last christmas and he hasn’t stopped taking pictures since. tsuki would ask if kags somehow got his gifts switched around, but there’s a dinosaur on the frame.

“be honest, this was yamaguchi’s idea, wasn’t it?”

“no!”

“hinata’s then.”

“no! god, you’re such an asshole.”

tsuki pouts. “thats not a nice thing to say to the birthday boy.”

“oh /now/ you’re the birthday boy.”

tsuki looks at kags like he’s stupid. “it’s been my birthday the whole day.”

kags snatches the open box from tsuki’s hands. “i’m taking my gift back.”

“hey!” tsuki reaches for the box but kags holds it behind him, out of reach, and tsuki ends up with his arms around kags’ waist. “give it!”

“no.”

tsuki steps back with a frown, but not enough that they’re actually as far apart as they were a few minutes ago. his hands rest on kageyama’s hips as he thinks.

“what’re you-” kags gets cut off by a peck on the lips.

tsuki uses kags’ surprise against him and gets his gift back by reaching around him before he can react.

“oh my god,” kags groans, pressing his head into tsuki’s shoulder. “worst boyfriend ever.”

“and /i/ love /you./”

kags cracks a smile. “you’ll love me more after you get your real gift.”

tsuki’s brow furrows. “this isn’t it?”

kags shakes his head. “this is just for the team picture you keep on the fridge.”

tsuki feels a warmth in his chest that kags thought of a small detail like that. he leans down and steals another peck before asking what his real gift is.

kags takes tsuki to his living room and sits him on the couch. nothing looks out of place, and there’s nothing that particularly looks like a gift, unless kags is planning on giving tsukishima a decorative paper fan. there’s at least five on the wall behind the TV.

kags turns the TV on and switches the channel to a documentary about koalas.

“this is my gift?”

“its what you watch while i get your gift ready.”

tsukishima’s confusion reaches an all time high, but he’s long since given up on understanding kags’ thought process. “okay.”

it’s not long before enticing scents are coming from the kitchen. tsuki tries his best to focus on the documentary; it’s pretty good and he’s actually learning a decent amount about- his stomach growls. \’okay, thats enough.’\ he’s had a very fun but very exhausting day, and the last twenty minutes of all these mouthwatering scents wafting over has nearly killed him.

tsuki heads into the kitchen, where kags is pouring a bright pink drink that tsuki recognizes as his birthday gift.

kags doesn’t look away from the mugs as he speaks. “i set everything up already. go eat.”

tsuki is too hungry to argue or offer kags help with the slightly messy kitchen. he walks into the dining room without a word.

at the dinner table, there’s enough food to feed at least five people, plus a strawberry shortcake. tsuki piles food onto his plate and he’s halfway through a bowl of rice and beef when kags comes in with the milk.

“enjoying your real gift?”

tsuki nods. his mouth is too full for him to speak.

dinner goes by quickly and mostly silently. aside from utensils clinking and a few requests to pass food across the table, they’re not making noise. kags was just as hungry as tsuki (he always is), so the only constant sound is both of them chewing.

tsuki practically inhales two slices of strawberry shortcake as kags has his third helping of chicken curry and rice.

they both finish their meal with strawberry milk, which is surprisingly good despite its unsettling color.

“how did you,” tsuki’s mouth is slow, and talking takes too much effort. he’s about two minutes away from a food coma. “the color.”

kags blinks at tsuki for a few seconds. clearly all the food has taken its toll on him too. “food coloring.”

kags heads to the living room and tsuki follows.

tsuki is halfway through putting on his shoes when kags asks what he’s doing. “i’m putting my shoes on.”

kags clicks his tongue. “i know, why?”

“to go home?”

“just stay over.”

“didn’t you bring us here to say goodnight?” tsuki asks, but he slips his shoe off anyway.

“no.” kags’ voice softens. “i thought we could watch a movie.”

“im going to pass out as soon as i sit on the couch.”

kags takes this in stride easily. he takes tsuki’s hand in his. “okay, then let’s go to bed.”

alarm bells go off in tsuki’s head. he’s never shared a bed with kags before and he’s not sure what to expect, but any worry he has is soothed as soon as he sinks into the blankets.

“at least change first.”

“don’t have spare clothes.”

kags throws a t-shirt and pair of blue sweats at him. “use these.”

tsuki’s too sleepy to argue about how these clothes are gonna leave his ankles and his waist exposed. he just does as he’s told and burrows into the blankets like he never plans to come out.

but even in his sleep addled state, he feels the lights turn off and hears the bedroom door open. “if you sleep on the couch in your own house i /will/ sleep on the floor.”

kags huffs out a quiet laugh.

“i’m serious.”

“i know you are.”

it wouldn’t even be the first time tsuki’s done that.

“i’m just gonna clean up first. i’ll be right back.”

tsuki squints at kags, using the glow from the windows and the hallway to see his face. “okay,” he says slowly. “but if you’re not back in an hour im gonna get up and bring you here.”

kags smiles, or at least tsuki thinks he does. it’s kind of hard to tell with the bad lighting and no glasses on. “alright, just sleep for now though.” kags closes the door behind him.

“okay,” tsuki says to the empty room as he sets an alarm on his phone for an hour from now.

—

the alarm chimes just as the bed sinks next to tsuki.

tsuki turns it off and blinks at his boyfriend. “you’re done?”

kags nods, and tsuki sees that he’s also changed into pajamas, very familiar looking pajamas. he grabs his phone and shines the flashlight on kageyama.

“you have a Silver Moon shirt?”

kags shakes his head and his cheeks turn pink. “you do.”

tsuki’s too sleepy to connect the dots. “what?” his Silver Moon shirt went missing just over a month ago.

“i told yama this was a dumb idea,” kags mutters.

“huh?”

kags sighs heavily. “yamaguchi said you would think it was cute if i wore your clothes.”

“how’d you even get it?” kags hasn’t even been to tsuki’s house in the last three months at least. whenever they want to spend time together they always go to kageyama’s house.

“yamaguchi,” kags says simply.

“ah.” ok so mystery solved. that is tsuki’s Silver Moon shirt. it’s not missing, kags is wearing it. tsuki’s brain finally kicks into gear. his boyfriend is wearing his clothes. he feels his face heat up and one of his hands shoots out of the blankets to grab kags’ arm and pull him into the bed.

kags quickly settles in as the small spoon with tsuki’s arm around his waist and his face tucked into the crook of kags’ neck.

it’s nice, cozy, with the added bonus that kags can’t look at tsuki. tsuki doesn’t think he could take it if kags looked at him right now. “keep the shirt,” tsuki mumbles.

“hm?”

“keep it.”

he feels kags still next to him. “really?”

tsuki yawns. “you look cute.” from this position, tsuki can smell the fresh laundry scent coming off of the shirt. this definitely isn’t the first time kags has worn it since it went missing. “take all my shirts if you want,” he sleepily adds as his eyes close.

“shut up,” kags replies, but there’s no heat to his words, especially as he pushes back to lean further into tsuki. it’s a feeling tsuki could get used to.

“that’s not,” tsuki yawns, “not a nice thing to say to the birthday boy.”

instead of a verbal response, tsuki gets a lot of squirming and rolling around. before he can open his eyes, he feels a peck on his lips. his eyes fly open and he sees a blushing kageyama just a few inches away from him. he leans forward for a better kiss.

kags sighs into him and he feels a hand slide up to rest at the base of his neck. they eventually pull apart for air but they’re still tangled together. kags smiles warmly at him, rough edges rounded out with sleep. “happy birthday, kei.”

tsuki pulls him closer, this time pressing his face into kageyama’s collarbone. “goodnight, tobio.”

“goodnight.”

tsuki falls asleep with a hand running through his hair. his last thought is that kags taking his shirt might be the best gift he’s ever gotten.

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 46

hey were back hello!

senna is going to try and find wheatley. zen is still holding the chaotic duo. they want down nope. hes going with senna to find android and wheatley. theres a mom n pop diner? checkerboard and all xD wheatley says lex would love his employer and just walks in lol. dungeons n dennys

lex is mad being taken out for food he NEEDS to EAT! wheatley orders for him :3 android walks in and sits by wheatley. android says he shouldve been cleaned first lol lex is a mess. senna pops in and sits by lex.

the waitress brings lex his food its super greasy lol. senna doesnt want anything. 'you look kinda familiar.' 'yeah i get that a lot.' android also doesnt want the food lol. zen walks in still carrying the chaotic duo and wheatley ignores them lol. zen puts them in the booth and sits across.

another waitress comes over and asks if they want anything. teya says to charge android he shuts that down xD zen will pay and he wants soup. wheatley is actively ignoring teya aww. lex thinks this greasy food will kill him lol. teya messages wheatley and he looks conflicted.

lex eats it begrungingly. its not 'bad' but it aint good lol. he makes senna takes a bite. its fine but its just so greasy. she tries to presti the plate now its just plain pasta and veggies. senna takes the salt away from him lol. the waitress gives parsley breakfast and gives teya coffee and soup for zen.

thats a big plate of food but parsleys got it lol. foods done, parsley is halfway done. lex and senna share a sip of the juice. apple orange lemon pineapple? too much juice. she tries to presti it away, it turns into water and she hands it back. senna says lex needs to take a shower, he smells like a donkeys ass. 'i at least smell like a mules ass!' at least he corrected.

android asks wheatley if he knows what a smell is. 'its like air data right?' basically xD senna notices parsleys massive pile of eggs, wtf. how did he finish that. he gives a thumbs up. zen pays and leaves a big tip. as long as he gets clean! 'im not a damn child!' 'well you sure act like it.' zen asks if he has to keep carrying the dynamic duo lol. gotta carry parsley he ate too much. cradling him hes so pissed.

parsley shoves his hand in zens mouth lol. zen bites! was that the bite of 87? we walk lex home he stinky. zen finally puts him down after we arrive. "you finally come to visit after centuries and you make me eat and bathe" thats cause we care lol. "wish you'd care less." perception checks?

parsley and wheatley notice theres a book on the counter? wheatley takes a look! its the god domain symbol? zens a mormon! slash silly! religious stuff lol. it was androids idea?! hes allowed to do that hes gods favorite slash silly. senna says its fine to leave the book here, he wont even notice it for months. 'thought you werent recruiting organics?' damn.

senna smoothes her dress and says they should get going. parsley doesnt want to go and zen asks if they have to do this again. wheatley looks at him sad but hes still trying to ditch us!? zen catches him! parsleys so pissed but too bad! wheatleys hanging out with senna lol.

carriage! senna holds her hand to wheatley to help him up. she looks at teya and also holds out her hand. android also takes it fuck yeah. she takes one look at zen and goes 'yeah i cant lift you.' she climbs in after him and off they go.

zen places parsley next to him on the seat xD hes SO fucking pissed. he tries to go out the window and zen has to grab him again. he sits on the floor lol. senna spends the ride nervously fidgeting with her earrings. teya plays with her gloves. android considers kicking parsley. parsley plans his escape.

its stopped. senna opens the door and climbs down. parsley is shaking with rage hehe. zen asks if he should put parsley down. senna isnt paying any attention to what their doing, so he keeps carrying him xD he finally places him on the ground. he needs a minute hes pissed.

senna is just staring at the building. zen taps her on the shoulder and asks if shes ok. shes a bit apprenhensive its been like 400 years or so. she musters herself and heads to the door. parsley fucking tries to leave cmon man. senna uses the big door knocker. she immediately grabs wheatley and says this was a mistake and they should just go.

the door creaks open we see a bald dwarf! its dans! he says she got old, she says you too. he invites them in for alcohol! he says he can only sneak whiskey in his office now. wheatley says he cant drink and dans says more for the others then. he gives wheatley a glass with only ice lol. wheatley offers zen the ice after crushing it xD

android says hes heard hes a friend of sennas. since they were kids! and spingledorf gave him a younger body. and other dans gave him sone info and names and stuff. senna says they killed undyne cause she was a wearwolf. dans says oh well and chugs back his drink and writes out the name.

zen has no idea what dans said it was french. dans says hes looking for them cause other dans asked him too. no idea where tori is and shes giving him the runaround. dans asks wheatley if he knows whats up with the robots attacking the walls. he puts his head on the table lol.

dans says hes surprised senna is working this stuff and tugs her wings. dans looks at parsley and says he looks like he needs a nap. he pours zen another glass and gives wheatley more ice. he says frisk will be home soon and invites them to dinner. senna nods and says wheatley wants to meet frisk. 'thats great, my kid loves robots!' me casa es su casa. taking them to the dining room.

dans walks past the dragon head and says "hey senna its your grandpa!" senna buries her face in her hands. android asks how he got that. it was a bribe wink lol. he shows them the ballroom, used for storage mostly. he takes them to the living room and lets them wait for dinner. no food for android.

he asks about spingledorf. hes very sleepy lol. 'probably best i dont know.' he causes too much trouble. 'let me guess he broke the time space continium.' yeah happens all the time.

dans asks if senna will remain empress. fuck no xD dans asks if papyrus gave them a hard time. wheatley says any friend of senna is a friend of his. dans says thats a dangerous mindset. senna sinks into the couch and wheatley leans on her. he asks what they think of the kingdom. hes surprised he never saw wheatley years ago. dans points out a golden robot squirrel he had made and wheatley goes to inspect it.

zen likes it here, lots of neat bots, not fucking destroyed city. dans says the water situation was worse in the past. senna sinks even further. dans laughs and says they know jack shit. he says he used to never get her to shut up. senna flings a pillow at his head.

dans pulls out a glowing vial and says this was a cure for a plague that wrecked the city. didnt differentiate poor or rich, younr or old. he thinks the plague was brought into the city on purpose but never got any proof.

the door opens and closes! dans ushers everyone to the dining room. zen wants to drag parsley along but android stops him lol.

[aipurjopa]

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