#MY BROTHER

[rat-kingster]

me and @winged-trash

[saturnsconstellation]

Regulus: *talks shit about Sirius*

Random student: *also talks shit about Sirius*

Regulus:

Regulus: I beg your finest pardon?

[anonyme-glace]

my big brother is off at his first year of college, so I don’t expect it when he comes home and finds me fucking my holes with dildos and vibrators. i’m face down ass up on his bed surrounded by all my toys so I don’t even notice him until he moves my hand away and starts fucking my dildo into me himself. mhm but it didn’t even faze me. nowadays i’m fucking back onto his cock and using the dildo I molded after his cock while he’s gone 😊

[miryel89]

The boys are back in town 👋🏻 ⚠️

[sarasakyfreesoul]

Brother and sister time 💚

[deadlilmoon]

Me and my twin brother are turning 26 today

[greenbergsays]

Sometimes, my brother starts a phone call with, "Hey, my Dictionary," and I know that he's calling to tell me some vague plot or scene from a movie/TV show that he's thinking about but he can't remember what it's from

I have a pretty good memory for visual media, though, so I can usually remember what it is. Plus we grew up on the same media, if he's seen it, I've seen it.

Today, I get that kind of phone call, and he says, "Hey, Dictionary [...] It's a movie where they spend the whole time trying to get these ducks to fly or something?"

It's actually geese, but we were kids, I won't hold it against him

"Fly Away Home," I say, "I was just looking at that movie the other day."

My brother to someone in the background, "See, I told you. She always knows."

Then to me, he says, "[Coworker] and I were talking about it and neither of us could remember the name of the movie. He told me to Google it, but I was like 'nah, I'll call my dictionary instead.'"

I don't have many talents, but accurately naming the movie/show my brother is trying to remember is definitely one of them

[niyoniyoshi-art]

Today is my brother's b'day so I went ahead and drew fanart for his fav game, Dead Cells^^

Well, this is the second time I'm making Dead Cells fanart cuz I made this⬆️ for his birthday 2 years ago, but I never posted it anywhere.

And yes I can't draw backgrounds so pls don't diss me T^T

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!🔁 Leave a like!❤️

[loganslowdown4]

‘This is me electrifying my brother’ I LOVE IT

The going through time one is the best, proves he was a Whovian maybe even before he knew what dr who was 👀

That’s time travel for real lol

[yutiacreations]

lovely joubly folks, yo check it my brother's monstrosity and my addition cause I want to explode, banana for scale 😎

AI COULD NEVER!!!

[nubeinvernal]

Thank you for your support.

My family and I could never thank you enough for all the help you provided. Be happy, please, knowing that you really helped us, that you really made a difference. Growing up in extreme poverty, when my brother woke up in the hospital four years ago, his first worry was the money needed for whatever he had. From that day until his last moment, we always could count on you and we’ll never be able to express how much this meant for us.

You saved his life when you gave us money for surgery and radiotherapy, you gave us three invaluable years with my brother feeling healthy and strong; then, when doctors gave him just three months to live, you blessed us with 10 more months by his side. You gifted him with two chances to fight and he took them with his characteristic braveness. Till his last breath he fought fiercely, he never wanted to be separated from our mother.

Each second that we could be with him, fill him with love, hold his hands and look at his eyes was thanks to you. No help was too small. Don’t change, please, keep helping everyone in need, it does mean something.

My family now will be forever broken without my brother, we’ll always remember him and love him. We’re in absolute ruin, but we have inner peace knowing everything that could be done, was done.

Thank you so much.

[kandyshoppe]

My brother ( @just-a-queer-fanboy ) describes twst characters (not allowed to use the term twinks)

Riddle Rosehearts: could use a better haircut, shorter or longer. Worst midpoint.

Trey Clover:house whore den

Cater Diamond: looks like the jock love interest in every Disney channel original, played a thirty year old pretending to fifteen who plays guitar

Deuce Spade: listens to Midwest emo but is ashamed so he says he’s listening to Korn

Ace Trappola: ten year olds imaginary boyfriend

Leona Kingscholar: could use more tattoos

Ruggie Bucchi: totally reads Colleen Hoover

Jack Howl: inside you there is one wolf, you are Jack Howl

Azul Ashengrotto: i CANT talk about octo@#$$& on your sfw blog!

Jade Leech: he thinks my chemical romance and fallout boy is super obscure and unknown bands

Floyd Leech: he calls every woman m’lady

Kalim AlAsim: he refuses to wear sunscreen

Jamil Viper: does Alex Brightman voice him, perchance?

Vil Schoenheit: worlds biggest Marie Kondo stan

Rook Hunt: cunty lord farqauaad

Epel Felmier: i hâte i CANT say i want this twink obliterated

Idia Shroud: go work at hot topic like god intended

Ortho Shroud: what kind of orthodontist is that?

Malleus Draconia: un ironically listens to pierce the veil

Lilia Vanrouge: why does she dress like beetle juice

Silver: undeserving of a last name

Sebek Zigvolt: got held back six times

Crowley:weird we only see half his head as a headmaster

Crewel: I’m calling PETA

Trein: i don’t think that man has seen a vegetable in his life, he is anemic and malnourished, someone come feed your dog

Vargas: thoughts and prayers to any woman in a one mile radius of him

Sam: he’s Greg, the real ones will get that reference

[eurotrashhimbo]

We are the captains and we run a tight ship🤪⛵️

[itzy-pitzy]

The silence is very loud

Also, I did a little reference sketch today, Bc my anatomy started to really suck lately, so I will be so nice and also give you this sketch if you ever need it. OwO

[sleepyssnail]

I'm giving my brother updates while I read MDZS (I just finished chapter 4!) and so far his opinion is, "Wei Wuxian sounds like an asshole."

...HE KINDA IS!!! But that's why I like him. I want Lan Wnaji to punch him in the mouth, THEN kiss him.

I also didn't explain the the switch from the present to the past very well, so he thought that Wei Wuxian (in Mo Xuanyu's body) just went back to high school and was acting undercover, but still managed to piss off Lan Wanji.

Now I want to read that version.

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

How my brother feels after burning the rest of the bacon on purpose so I can’t have any