#lemme get on my knees

[scatterbrainedbot]

the trouble with being the one who survives is you must keep on doing it

inspired directly by @onionninjasstuff 's heart wrenching comic of Future Donnie's death (read it!!)

[rocketqueen1989x]

Smile at me like that again and i will get on my knees

[plushefemme]

tell me i'm not the only person in this kink who has a thing for belts…..

i mean, belts and stuffed bellies? when the belly is heavy enough to push on the belt, and when it hangs enough to completely hide the belt buckle?? having to start loosening a belt by several notches because of a steadily increasing waistline….

….unbuckling someone’s belt for them + unbuttoning their pants after a heavy meal and they let out an involuntary groan of relief. good god.

[your-unfriendlyghost]

friends I haven’t seen all summer

school year’s off to a great start lol

(well okay except for the fact that I have very few classes w/ my best friend and way too many classes w/ my various ex girlfriends 😭 but hey this interaction was rad! i didn’t fully notice i had legit built visible muscle over the summer until he pointed it out. I’m usually pretty lousy at maintaining workout routines, so I don’t often end up w/ much, but I’ve been doing my reps almost every day for the past two months and I guess it’s paying off! feelin’ pretty proud of myself lol)

[hussyknee]

That's 91.4F and real feel 105.8F to you godless USAmerican heathens.

I'm too fat for this. I'm going to die. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Edit: this is about Sri Lanka btw. Shit's unliveable even for a tropical island on the equator.

[kitteecassee]

♡⁠

[sebsxphia]

the way charlie wanted to wake up his girlfriend with his penis and called her princess

charlie young is into somnophilia and a lil bit of cnc pass it on

[sga-owns-my-soul]

love seeing you thirsty on main for rodney mckay. i agree (mostly. maybe not the licking. am lesbian.) bless <3

they could release every single nuclear weapon that exists on the planet currently and i would still be on tumblr dot com thirsting on main for rodney mckay and that is a PROMISE

[kryptonite-cutie]

Things I need right now:

Told I’m a pretty girl while I’m on my knees worshiping you

Pickled onion monster munch

[solarismp3]

something else about Lisbon like even when I was tired and dying having the worst time I would still be excited to go out in the sun and walk in the city and see abandoned buildings or the trash container on the other side of the road but in Cph I’m like I don’t wanna do anything

[thecatinthepurplepants]

Gritting my teeth and clenching my jaw so hard a vein is popping on my forehead while I stare myself down in a mirror: THE LADIES ARE ENCHANTED BY MY FLACID AURA AND OVERALL PATHETIC DEMENOR. I WILL FIND MY DREAM WOMAN BY GIVING HER A COOL ROCK FROM MY SPECIAL ROCK POUCH AND RECITING SOME OF MY MANY RANDOM ANIMAL FACTS.

[angelic--vomit]

No but see why did he have to die so quickly

[akkivee]

at this point in my years as a casually insane about kuukou fan, i shouldn’t be surprised by the levels of fcked up kuukou got me on, but then i’ll be listening to sougyaran bam 💥 (a song turning five this year btw) and need to take a moment. just a minute pls. to process the overwhelming urge to scream and pull my shirt down like. who am i?? what have i become why does he make me so feral wtf LOL

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

They should invent a packer that you can smoke weed out of, like a new and fun kind of blowjob just for people who wear fake dicks.

[girlivealwaysbean]

ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga jaise mandir mein ho koi jalta chiraag

[lottiecrabie]

for a faithless man pfms!matty is spending a lot of time on his knees🤨