#i want him so badly

[doubledizzy1258]

JSCHLATT IN THE JACK MANIFOLD "ranking the BEST of British Memes (w/ Jschlatt)" OHHH MYY GOODDD HES SO FUCKING FINE IN THAT VIDEO. HES SO FINE I LITERALLY CANNOT

gnhhggg dude i need him to crush me

[mattscoquette]

can he stop sitting like this pls before i go insane

need to straddle him so badly

[boysboysboysss]

Tom Daley posting thirst traps on his instagram reels

[lxnarphase]

issei knows you're at a big event today. he knows you're hanging with your friends, laughing and having fun while he's at home bored, upset that you still aren't home yet, thinking the way he fucked you stupid beforehand would've kept you in bed with him.

so when you get the video of him stroking himself, you nearly throw it against the wall. you are so fucking thankful you forgot to take one of your earbuds out because the sound of his hand stroking his cock and the filthy words he's murmuring under his breath fills your ears.

he's groaning reminders of how you creamed all over his dick when his hand wrapped around your throat, how much he couldn’t wait to watch you lower yourself onto him and hear the noises you would make for him, and how he swears you took him even deeper inside, praising you for nearly taking all of his cock this time.

then, he has the audacity to send a message that says ‘oops my hand slipped’ before ignoring any of your messages until you get home. he's such an assshole

[throwmethroughawindow]

ace is a messy whiny pussy eater, you cannot tell me otherwise

begging and whimpering for more, devouring you over and over until you’re crying bc you’re so overstimulated and he begs for “just one more baby, you taste so good”

kissing and licking your thigh as you ride out your last orgasm, your pussy squeezing his fingers as he praises you and thanks you; promising to do this for you every day of his life if you’d let him

UGH UGH UGH

Blame @terarria-sunflower FOR THESE HORNY ASS TJOUGHTS!!!!‼️‼️‼️

[perfectoh]

nothing, NOTHING, could have prepared me for this. WHY are people sleeping on this wonderful man

[red-writes]

ushijima thinks the pudge of your tummy that pokes out when you wear tight skirts is very attractive and it turns him on immensely. there’s nothing more arousing than seeing you spin around for him in that dress that you think doesn’t look good on you, the one that hugs all of your body and makes you feel insecure. ushijima thinks that’s the sexiest thing you could’ve ever put on. he likes to hug you from behind and give you a hot kiss on your neck while his hands cup and massage your breasts through the fabric of the dress. he’ll squeeze and pinch at your nipples, twisting them between his fingers until your fingers grip the sleeve of his shirt and the pretty cries for more fall from your mouth. he keeps one of his fingers flicking your pert nipples, switching back and forth between the two while the other hand hikes up your dress just enough to pull your undies down to rub your clit in tight circles. he’ll kiss your neck and suck at the skin until it bruises. he’ll keep this up until your legs shake and you get tired of standing, body wanting to collapse from the pleasure. you turn your head back and press your lips against his in a messy kiss and it makes his dick jump how you always need to kiss him before you cum and you do, hard. your body trembles against his and your nipples feel as hard as rocks but he doesn’t stop messing with them until your cunt’s cream makes his fingers a milky white.

yeah… :(

[jambread23]

Going home part 1/2. Part 2

Lyrics from “This Night Has Opened My Eyes” by The Smiths

[honestlysublimecherryblossom]

i know im a bit late but i still wanna know why aren't there more spiderman!kenji sato content...this concept was created by a few writers and im obsessed

*this bathtub scene makes me 🫠*

[9aki]

[shoyoackerman]

Breaking my hiatus to remind y’all how downbad I am for DAIKI AOMINE. Could write fucking sonets about how beautiful, sexy, magnificent and ethereal he is.

you ain’t ever leaving mind frfr baby 🤭🤍

[doubledizzy1258]

currently going feral for jschlatt. hes so fucking big??? hes over 6' and over 200 pounds?? HES HUGE. i would let that man do unbelievable things to me.

[mattscoquette]

this is sooooo boyfriend coded im fucking sick to my stomach

[mrkis]

sigh. i wanna fuck mark so badly. wanna hear him curse under his breath with his head thrown back, eyes fluttering from the amount of pleasure, unable to form a sentence. wanna hear him moan out how good you’re taking his dick, how warm you feel when he’s finally fucking you raw for the first time. or maybe it’s his umpteenth time and he can’t get over how good it feels to be inside your pussy with no restrictions. wanna hear him beg to fill you up with his cum, fuelling that breeding kink that he’s had buried deep down. give me him.

[dead-fandom-society]

New blorbo alert and bodies spoilers ahead. Can any bodies fans here talk about how ICONIC Karl weissman is??? Holy shit. I have no idea why tumblr isn’t all over this guy yet. He’s the perfect dark murdery bastard that wears dapper suits and has slicked back hair with a slutty curl and a pencil moustache and a COCKNEY ACCENT and he is really witty and sometimes really mean I love it. The insults??? Omfg. We need men to be slutty 1940s detectives again. I love him. I am so feral for everything he does. The reluctant bachelor becomes a father figure archetype that we get for like two episodes. Can we also talk about how iconic his deaths are in the two timelines where he dies??? 1) resigns, breaks into Harker house, shoots Polly, shoots Harker/Mannix in the face (and looks so sexy while doing it) and then knows he’s about to be arrested and faces execution so he lights up a smoke and gets drunk off of Harker’s booze while waiting for the cops. Iconic. And in 2) he does the same murders but this time runs to the bar to hide the record (also asks Hasan for a pint in his carving), fires his gun in the air to get everyone out, STAYS THERE AND LIGHTS UP A CIGAR AND POURS OUT A SHOT, and refuses to come out before the police fire, literally saying “nah.” LMFAOOO. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. I could talk about his character for hours

[dehlicia]

PEDRI FINALLY SHAVED 🙌🏻