#legendsobsessions

[wingsofachampion]

You clearly don't listen to people. Care for a battle? If I win, you give her phone back. If you win, you get to do whatever you want, and you'll have the bragging rights of saying that you defeated a Champion.

...If you're willing to put your metaphorical money where your mouth is, that is. Which I rather doubt.

(@legendsobsessions)

LMAO declined!

[goldenrodchef]

Um. Would this picture of myself suffice?

(Art by Sudmensch)

Been a long day, cute pokemon pictures would be much appreciated if you have any to share

[interregionalgyminspections]

I suppose I should actually explain the story of the Roulette Badge.

So, years ago, before Maylene was the gym leader of Veilstone City, the gym was run by her father, Montague.

The man had struck it rich from gambling, and made it almost his entire personality. Almost, because he was also a sexist and classist.

You see, Montagtue had something that he liked to call The Wheel. It was a giant roulette wheel that would spin for each battle, and it would add extra rules to the fight, such as no berries, the challenger can use healing items, the gym leader uses a much more difficult team, ect.

There were an equal number of rules that would make things easier for the challenger, as there were rules that would make it harder. So in the League's eyes, it was perfectly fine. Even though it was basically complete random chance who would win and who would lose.

And that's not even mentioning the rigging.

You see, Montague would rig The Wheel to destroy any strategies of challengers that he didn't like. And how did he know the challengers' strategies, you may ask?

He would force his daughter to find out their strategies and relay them to him, or he would take away her Meditite.

Thankfully, this was all uncovered thanks to Sinnoh Elite Four member Lucian, and Sinnoh Champion Cynthia.

Montague no longer works as a gym leader. I have no idea what he does these days, but quite frankly, I don't care enough about him to want to know.

OOC: This was very heavily inspired by the fic "total eclipse of the sun" by HopeStoryteller, blogrunner of @legendsobsessions. She gave me permission to reference her fic here.

[mpc-unofficial]

Alright guys the tour has been confirmed and we’re ready to start! If a portal opens by you don’t be too alarmed… it’s likely us. Do give us a confirmation if y’all see the portal though, cause we don’t want to grab the wrong version of you from the wrong multiverse.

@legendsobsessions

@unidentified-flying-heeho

@corviknight-appreciator

[swiftbluelightning]

And now you know the reason for being so ominous.

(@legendsobsessions)

Is this a usual behaviour of yours?

[wolf-look-at-chicken]

All of us are trainers except for Xiao Xingchen. Speaking of, maybe we should change that!

Change... what?

Get you a Pokemon. Could help you be at least a little less miserable.

...Thank you?

Who is this Cynthia that I keep seeing of? Or, well. That Xiao Xingchen also keeps hearing of.

[roleplayroost]

Pokepark - Shout out a Pokemon IRL blog you really like!

I cannot just pick one. So... here's a non-exhaustive list!

@averagedualies

@ballonleastadiumofficial

@battlelegendsredandblue

@interregionalgyminspections

@legendsobsessions

@lovenpeace-pkmn

@normal-paldean-student

@rockstar-roxie

@swagtastic-bougie-pompadour

@underground-boss-clay

[yharnamcrow]

Hello, welcome to Rotomblr (and the world of pokemon, I'm assuming?) I stumbled across your blog while looking into something else, but you seem to be new here- if there's any advice you'd like from a trainer who's lived here all her life, I'm more than happy to help.

(Also, if those pictures are of you, that is an incredibly nice outfit.)

(@legendsobsessions)

Good day to you.

You would be very correct, yes. I have been here for about a week now, and have been adopted by an Absol. She found me after my less than elegant entry into this world, and has stuck close to me ever since.

I would not mind advice at all. Information is a crucial resource after all. And yes, those pictures are indeed of me. The daughter of the woman that found me has helped me take them, after she got me one of these phones and holo casters. They are most useful items.

[whimsical-westbrook]

[MULTIPLE FILES are attached!]

[Generalized Description: Lily has posted multiple images and a single video, all in a slightly odd room. The floor's got an arcade-carpet rug on the floor, an odd Kamen Rider poster on the wall, and a dog a little ways behind her. Ah, that's @that-dog-in-him, mugging shyly for the camera.

But the real star of the show (and all the uploaded files) is the buizel, who's wearing an INCREDIBLY well-crafted cosplay of the Champion, Cynthia. Wig, dress, all the accessories, everything. Sure, it looks a touch silly on a weasel instead of a human body, but the craftsmanship is such that it still like, Works.

Each of the photos has the buizel in a different pose, some simple, some cute, and some specifically evoking certain poses the real champion has taken. One, seemingly taken after most of the main photoshoot, has Lily directly leaning on Dai, paw lifted towards the camera in a bad, thumbless approximation of a peace sign. In this last shot, the buizel's eyes are a little red around the edges. Was she just crying?

The video itself is quite short and lacks audio, seemingly perfectly cropped to only show off the buizel doing the best recreation of one of Cynthia's Iconic Introductions.

End Description.]

@legendsobsessions I'm fucking adorable? Uh! Thank you? Also thanks again and shoutout to Dai @that-dog-in-him for making this cosplay for me and also like, helping me find the poses and stuff, I'm gonna hafta like. Find a bunch more to ask him to make for cosplay, maybe some regular clothes too. Dai is so good, guys. Sleeper hit, GOTY (Guy of the Year)

Also the look on my girlfriend's face was great. @skating-mienfoo-fiend

[goldenrodchef]

At least you aren't making lime jello with canned meat inside.

Some of you all desperately need cooking lessons, and it shows.

[champion-of-stone]

Hello Roxanne, pleasure to see you again, certainly a wise decision to head off some of the more... strange anons. I'm honestly kind of surprised Steven took a sick day in the first place, but glad that he has. How are you doing these days? (@legendsobsessions)

He didn’t want to, Wallace and I made him. That said, I’m quite well! The Gym has been operating smoothly lately, although challenges are slowing down as they always do in the winter.

-R

[last-lorekeeper]

Came for the dragon lore. Stayed for the general chaos.

(@legendsobsessions)

I knew I liked you. Even if you are a Champion.

[bigtittylawyer]

Name's Mia Fey, I work as a defense attorney in the Jacali region alongside my junior partner Phoenix Wright. It's possible you may have heard of some of the cases we've worked on in the past, I'm happy to answer questions about them!

...With the notable exception of the Chatot one. If you want to know more about the Chatot one, I will be making that Phoenix's problem immediately.

Regarding legal advice: anything that I can answer in five minutes, I'm willing to do for free. Anything longer than that, or anything I need to do research for, please direct inquiries to the Fey & Wright Law Offices in Jacali, thank you!

My partner pokemon is a Lilligant named Charley. He has saved my life before and I'd say that I would die for him but he's made his opinions on that abundantly clear. Phoenix has a Pikachu by the admittedly unoriginal name of Pika—you'll be likely to see both of them on the blog from time to time, in pictures at least.

Ask me anything? (Within reason, of course.)

hi, I'm phoenix wright, ace attorney! I am... not good with computers, so the office's emotional support teenager/spirit medium/little sister/bottomless pit where burgers and ramen are concerned is typing this out for me and hopefully not editorializing too much. I'll be here sometimes. maybe. (is this good enough, maya?)

hello HELLO! I'm Maya, Mia's little sister, because I swear neither my sister or nick know how to use the internet. I loooove the steel-type samurai show a Normal Amount. I've just got one lil pokemon, her name's Sakura and she's an Espeon and I would probably kill for her. (for legal reasons this is a joke. I have been on trial for murder. too many times already I do not want to add to that.)

OOC info under cut!

Hi, me again, it's @ofstormsandfire starting a second rotomblr blog because I couldn't get enough and also I very much do have an Ace Attorney pokemon AU in my drafts that. Well. Maybe playing around on here will help me iron out the kinks? My other rotomblr blog (the only one, for now) can be found at @legendsobsessions.

With the exceptions of boob jokes—Mia has big naturals, she knows it, and she owns it—I'd prefer to keep this blog SFW for the most part. Also, I am not actually a lawyer irl, I am working off of Ace Attorney knowledge for the most part, so if I get something wrong that Mia should know, uh. Whoops.

This should be fun!

[remastered-fate]

So shaped. And busy. So they have been given a polite berth.

THEY'RE SO SHAPED!

[Photo: A colony of Bidoof making off with a log. A pale hand marked thickly with black tattoos outlined in a vibrant seafoam green, tipped with razor sharp black claws, is pointing excitedly in at them from out of frame.]

[teamplasmaofficial]

Stay away from Sinnoh, unless you care to discover firsthand why I have the reputation that I do. This will be your only warning.

(@legendsobsessions)

Cynthia, I have heard of your strength even here. As you are prepared to fight for your cause, I shall fight for mine. Your determination is admirable, and I’d be a fool not to fear you. Although, I assure you I will be victorious when we meet at last.

[battlelegendsredandblue]

I am so sorry about this please have your Pikachu back. (@legendsobsessions)

[A picture is attached, it’s of Red holding onto Pikachu like if it’ll get Pikanapped again if he takes his eyes off of it. Being his buddy, Pikachu doesn’t mind, nuzzling its cheek into his.]

thanks cynthia, not your fault anyhow, i think somebody’s just glad they’re back together though.

-blue