yharnamcrow

[yharnamcrow]

learn to make clothing from scratch. If that is not enough, learn to weave as well

...Boredom is getting to me. Being idle is getting to me. There's no challenge for me to rise to, no goal to meet, no problem to solve. And I don't know what to do without a problem to solve.

I need to find something to do.

[yharnamcrow]

In that case I am now richer in the knowledge of not going there. I would like to keep Maria stress free. It was bad enough that that one Kalosian town had tried to deny us rest on account of Maria being an absol.

"what do you have against lacunosa town, des?" they were mean to eden need I say more. I'm not putting up with that shit and he shouldn't either

[yharnamcrow]

Absolutely no problem. Do feel free to drop by in the inbox or mention me if you ever want more.

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

Oh are they ever. Allow me...

[A variety of pictures of the kittens playing, sleeping, wrestling and feeding. In one picture Serena is seen holding up one of them like rafiki holds up simba]

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

The kittens are in fact Maria's. They have since changed ownership to my traveling companions. Maria here has a bit of a history of wandering, and if you wish to peruse my blog, there are some instances of me letting her wander with the phone around her neck. I should start that again.

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

Oh hello. Another Absol-owner, I see. This is my own, Maria, not to be confused with my partner, who is also named Maria.

[A picture of Maria the Absol, stretching over a sofa. Her kittens are seen in the background, prancing. They are a fair bit older than they are in the last pictures and could almost pass for fully grown.]

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

you and maria should ask the kids about old woman yuri

I have received quite the startled look by Serena when I asked. She stammered, then walked away with a rather warm face.

Too bad for her that I know what Sligoogle is.

We have to take our amusement from somewhere. :)

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail: a vest for Mudball! The text on the side reads, "What the sneef? I'm snorfing here"

Oh, that one is amusing.

[A picture of Mudball in her new vest, wagging her tail like crazy while being led around by henryk]

[yharnamcrow]

I will bestow some upon her for you. She is a very soft creature and very playful too.

[A short video. Eileen can be heard beckoning Mudball over, before giving her a thorough petting and bopping her with her beak-mask. Mudball barks in excitement, then wriggles towards the phone to sniff it. The video ends with sniffing noises and a nose obscuring the camera.]

whoever said "oh this is my yamper his name is Big Boobs and you can look him up" is a LIAR and im going to KILL THEM with HAMMERS

if anyone has cute pokemon pictures please send them to me.

[yharnamcrow]

Henryk allowed me to take some pictures if Mudball for you. Before you ask, yes, it is normal for her to not have the bone cuffs and horns of a Houndoom. She isn't one, it's a convergent species from our home region.

[Pictures of Mudball the Doberman playing with Henryk and Djura. Her tail is wagging fast enough it blurs in every picture.]

whoever said "oh this is my yamper his name is Big Boobs and you can look him up" is a LIAR and im going to KILL THEM with HAMMERS

if anyone has cute pokemon pictures please send them to me.

[yharnamcrow]

Show them Rick Ghastley's Never Gonna Give You Up-

people like to go on the internet and lie, unfortunately

how do i attack people through the screen.

[yharnamcrow]

Oh Great Ones above, no...

[yharnamcrow]

I will most certainly demand the certifications for that stall when I am there next. Preferably without an incident...

In any case, do enjoy the casteliacone, and give your delightful creatures a greeting. One of those smaller cups should have togetic-colored ice cream, do see if you can give that to your little Cari.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

I have no idea, but he was sitting in a metal cone that I know for a fact has been used as a hat before.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

That is largely owed to the fact that the proprietor of the stall is someone from my Yharnam. Someone who is rather prejudiced against a certain woman I am more than fond of.

Generally I mainly wonder about how food-safe it is to have a Snorunt freeze the ice cream by breathing on it very hard.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail! One Unovan style sub sandwich, pecha-and-onion with umami mushrooms. There's a small selection of vegetables on the side, and a plastic knife included.

@gotta-pet-em-all

Oh, thank you kindly, Fluff. I shall enjoy this. And give a small bite to my dear Absol. She is staring intently at the plate. No, you silly animal. You cannot learn telekinesis to take it from me. Beg like everyone else, Mudball does it.

[yharnamcrow]

Casteliacones are a delight. I am unsure about the opposing ice cream stall, I need to take a look at that later... for now, I may need to see what this Pelipper wishes to deliver.