yharnamcrow

[yharnamcrow]

That would be my universe, I am afraid.

I am still not over the fact the Executioner runs an ice cream shop.

Believe me, no one is.

Is it true that there's an ice cream place in your city where the guy running it wears a giant golden ice cream cone over his head?

WHAT

not that I know of but shit if there is I gotta find it, hello-

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail: an electric toaster with four slots. A faded thrift store price tag has been hastily scraped off.

You are a gem, Fluff. Maybe this one won't fall victim to the children.

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail: a loaf of cinnamon raisin sourdough bread, wrapped in foil! @gotta-pet-em-all

Thank you kindly, Fluff. This will be gone rather swiftly, as soon as the horse of ravenous teenagers finds out we have food, so I best cut some slices for the adults and then walk off quickly-

[yharnamcrow]

Oh, I am in fact a biohazard. Pray I never come to you. :)

Hello mysterious team rocket agent who took over fluff’s blog. What’s your favorite snack food? I prefer salty snacks like pretzels or Goldfish

Maybe I like the blood of the innocent. Who knows?

[yharnamcrow]

Blood of the innocent, he says. Cute.

Yharnam would chew you up and spit you out with fur and fangs and no cognitive ability left to speak of.

Blood of the innocent. You would choke on an aged blood cocktail.

Hello mysterious team rocket agent who took over fluff’s blog. What’s your favorite snack food? I prefer salty snacks like pretzels or Goldfish

Maybe I like the blood of the innocent. Who knows?

[yharnamcrow]

U

This blog is now the property of Team Rocket.

It is safe to assume that the previous owner, as well as their pokemon, have met the same fate. Do not try to resist. Compliance is the only way through.

Pelipper mail, as well as magic anons, have been shut off. All forms of communication from Pasio have been taken over, and will be used solely for the glory of Team Rocket.

Oh, and Blaise? I know you're watching. I expect you know what will happen if you don't fulfill your end of the bargain.

[yharnamcrow]

[A picture of an Aurorus, leaning down to sniff the camera]

You can revive and have them as friends. ;)

you should have a dinosaur phase as an adult instead. everyone should have a dinosaur phase. dinosaurs are sick.

dinosaurs are pretty cool, are uh. are they a thing over here? are dino...mons a thing?

[yharnamcrow]

Some people import them, and then they propagate over the net. Bit hard to track them since they can just do the TRON thing, y'know? If a porygon wants to be on your hardware you can't really stop it. Free friend, at least? Some porygon just really wanna be phones, and that's fine.

totally hypothetical question. are there, like, pokemon that can make pictures you're like 90% sure you never took appear on your phone. and then post them. I'm asking for a friend.

[yharnamcrow]

Porygon line may be what you're looking for, dude.

totally hypothetical question. are there, like, pokemon that can make pictures you're like 90% sure you never took appear on your phone. and then post them. I'm asking for a friend.

[yharnamcrow]

learn to make clothing from scratch. If that is not enough, learn to weave as well

...Boredom is getting to me. Being idle is getting to me. There's no challenge for me to rise to, no goal to meet, no problem to solve. And I don't know what to do without a problem to solve.

I need to find something to do.

[yharnamcrow]

In that case I am now richer in the knowledge of not going there. I would like to keep Maria stress free. It was bad enough that that one Kalosian town had tried to deny us rest on account of Maria being an absol.

"what do you have against lacunosa town, des?" they were mean to eden need I say more. I'm not putting up with that shit and he shouldn't either

[yharnamcrow]

Absolutely no problem. Do feel free to drop by in the inbox or mention me if you ever want more.

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

Oh are they ever. Allow me...

[A variety of pictures of the kittens playing, sleeping, wrestling and feeding. In one picture Serena is seen holding up one of them like rafiki holds up simba]

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

The kittens are in fact Maria's. They have since changed ownership to my traveling companions. Maria here has a bit of a history of wandering, and if you wish to peruse my blog, there are some instances of me letting her wander with the phone around her neck. I should start that again.

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

Oh hello. Another Absol-owner, I see. This is my own, Maria, not to be confused with my partner, who is also named Maria.

[A picture of Maria the Absol, stretching over a sofa. Her kittens are seen in the background, prancing. They are a fair bit older than they are in the last pictures and could almost pass for fully grown.]

OwO

You have... an absol? A fluffy beafte?

I do! his name's eden and he is VERY fluffy.

[Several pictures are attached of an Absol, presumably Eden. He looks to be on the thin side, but seems to be putting on weight in some of the later pictures, and in pretty much all of them is attempting to solicit pets from the photographer, presumably Des.]

[yharnamcrow]

you and maria should ask the kids about old woman yuri

I have received quite the startled look by Serena when I asked. She stammered, then walked away with a rather warm face.

Too bad for her that I know what Sligoogle is.

We have to take our amusement from somewhere. :)

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail: a vest for Mudball! The text on the side reads, "What the sneef? I'm snorfing here"

Oh, that one is amusing.

[A picture of Mudball in her new vest, wagging her tail like crazy while being led around by henryk]