yharnamcrow

[yharnamcrow]

you and maria should ask the kids about old woman yuri

I have received quite the startled look by Serena when I asked. She stammered, then walked away with a rather warm face.

Too bad for her that I know what Sligoogle is.

We have to take our amusement from somewhere. :)

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail: a vest for Mudball! The text on the side reads, "What the sneef? I'm snorfing here"

Oh, that one is amusing.

[A picture of Mudball in her new vest, wagging her tail like crazy while being led around by henryk]

[yharnamcrow]

I will bestow some upon her for you. She is a very soft creature and very playful too.

[A short video. Eileen can be heard beckoning Mudball over, before giving her a thorough petting and bopping her with her beak-mask. Mudball barks in excitement, then wriggles towards the phone to sniff it. The video ends with sniffing noises and a nose obscuring the camera.]

whoever said "oh this is my yamper his name is Big Boobs and you can look him up" is a LIAR and im going to KILL THEM with HAMMERS

if anyone has cute pokemon pictures please send them to me.

[yharnamcrow]

Henryk allowed me to take some pictures if Mudball for you. Before you ask, yes, it is normal for her to not have the bone cuffs and horns of a Houndoom. She isn't one, it's a convergent species from our home region.

[Pictures of Mudball the Doberman playing with Henryk and Djura. Her tail is wagging fast enough it blurs in every picture.]

whoever said "oh this is my yamper his name is Big Boobs and you can look him up" is a LIAR and im going to KILL THEM with HAMMERS

if anyone has cute pokemon pictures please send them to me.

[yharnamcrow]

Show them Rick Ghastley's Never Gonna Give You Up-

people like to go on the internet and lie, unfortunately

how do i attack people through the screen.

[yharnamcrow]

Oh Great Ones above, no...

[yharnamcrow]

I will most certainly demand the certifications for that stall when I am there next. Preferably without an incident...

In any case, do enjoy the casteliacone, and give your delightful creatures a greeting. One of those smaller cups should have togetic-colored ice cream, do see if you can give that to your little Cari.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

I have no idea, but he was sitting in a metal cone that I know for a fact has been used as a hat before.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

That is largely owed to the fact that the proprietor of the stall is someone from my Yharnam. Someone who is rather prejudiced against a certain woman I am more than fond of.

Generally I mainly wonder about how food-safe it is to have a Snorunt freeze the ice cream by breathing on it very hard.

Pelipper Mail: A packaged and well-cooled Casteliacone as well as a small stack of Pokémon-safe ice cream, with a small card attached.

"Dear Fluff,

I hope you enjoy this Casteliacone. I had contemplated to buy you another from a rivaling stall, but I wish to sample that product myself before sending it out. It would not do to potentially make you sick. As it stands, enjoy this, and give the smaller cups to your Pokémon.

Kind Regards,

@yharnamcrow"

Oh! Thank you, I...

....what do you mean, make me sick. It's

ma'am?? isn't that supposed to be regulated for safety? is there a reason you think they'd make people sick?

[yharnamcrow]

Pelipper mail! One Unovan style sub sandwich, pecha-and-onion with umami mushrooms. There's a small selection of vegetables on the side, and a plastic knife included.

@gotta-pet-em-all

Oh, thank you kindly, Fluff. I shall enjoy this. And give a small bite to my dear Absol. She is staring intently at the plate. No, you silly animal. You cannot learn telekinesis to take it from me. Beg like everyone else, Mudball does it.

[yharnamcrow]

Casteliacones are a delight. I am unsure about the opposing ice cream stall, I need to take a look at that later... for now, I may need to see what this Pelipper wishes to deliver.

[yharnamcrow]

We may be able to mail you some, if the pelipper cooperate and you want it?

Ah, it may be nice to give a little update...

Sycamore was a bit put out by the fact we fled before he could have his parade for us. We do not care. He accepted as much, and Pelipper Mailed us the medals he wished to give.

We landed in Mistralton, then took the trains to Castelia, where we are currently checked into a hotel. We all feel simultaneously at home due to the towering architecture, and rather lost, on account of it being so lively and lit up.

I may or may not be planning to see what the deal with Casteliacones is, with my Pokémon alone. Without any surprising faces for a potential rival salesman...

[yharnamcrow]

Ah, it may be nice to give a little update...

Sycamore was a bit put out by the fact we fled before he could have his parade for us. We do not care. He accepted as much, and Pelipper Mailed us the medals he wished to give.

We landed in Mistralton, then took the trains to Castelia, where we are currently checked into a hotel. We all feel simultaneously at home due to the towering architecture, and rather lost, on account of it being so lively and lit up.

I may or may not be planning to see what the deal with Casteliacones is, with my Pokémon alone. Without any surprising faces for a potential rival salesman...

[yharnamcrow]

Are you haunted by regret?

Do you feel as though you’ve made too many mistakes to continue down this path?

Do you feel as though returning to childhood would fix you?

We at the Regres Organization can help. 

No, actually. I do not trust this, and I am rather happy where I am now in life.

What in...

No idea. We will not take advantage of this.

Suspicious too.

[yharnamcrow]

Oh, that is a masterpiece...

Djura, No.

Pelipper Mail!

The schematics for a double-barrelled shotgun. It seems relatively standard... other than the under-barrel mounted grappling hook with a small built in fuel cell to ignite said hook and presumably whichever poor sod it happens to grapple onto.

You have a feeling that, unlike most guns in Yharnam, this could quite handily deal with beasts on its lonesome, and without much bother, at that.

This is... certainly something. Not something I ever hope to need, and therefore not something I will ever attempt to create, but I am morbidly fascinated nevertheless.

It would have been very useful in Yharnam, but that one portion... hmm. That would be difficult to replicate exactly with the technology available there, but I wonder if perhaps fire paper could have... but then how would one retract it...

...Never mind. It isn't as if there would be any need for such weaponry, in this world, and I thank the gods of it for that.

I was... never the most skilled when it came to wholesale creation of weaponry, either. Merely maintenance, and refinement of what already existed. That honor belongs to another, and is one of very few I would dignify him with today.

[yharnamcrow]

if it happens again, bite.

I am indeed an outlier in having 28 teeth.

@moons-favorite-guy

You're a curious one, aren't you? Only 28... never got them wisdom ones then?

[yharnamcrow]

Oh dear. Odd fellow that you are.

I am indeed an outlier in having 28 teeth.

@moons-favorite-guy

You're a curious one, aren't you? Only 28... never got them wisdom ones then?