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[pokesquad-asks]

Been a hot minute since we put ourselves out there, huh?

We travel the stars, I don't think we ever stopped being "out there"

True that. Regardless!

Welcome to our blog, dear lurker. I'm Denko, and the blue text there is my hubby, Jake! Witness our adventures and shenanigans at zero cost or latency! Multiverse tech is funny like that-

So, what else goes in a pinned...

I think introductions. Beyond names, anyway. I'm a space courier, meaning I deliver stuff across galaxies. I'm also not a pokemon, I swear-

Says the Riolu-faced shapeshifter

Shaddup-

As for me, I enjoy roaming around the earth and tagging along with Jake during deliveries. If you ever see an oversized shiny zeraora running around, that's probably me.

Except for when it isn't

Except for when it isn't. Multiverse, man-

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This is a collaborative blog between @strikedenko (//ooc) and @foxfirestarlight(\\ooc). These are some old muses from twitter before we abandoned it, and finally we're getting around to putting them here-

Anything goes, including pelipper mail and magic anons, at our discretion. Union circle is also on, but will be limited for lore reasons. NSFW is strictly off limits.

Some other characters might join in, who knows :3

Disclaimer: This blog may consist of fourth wall breaks and meta horror content. They will be tagged with '#cw fourth wall break' and '#cw meta horror' respectively.

[whimsical-westbrook]

[tails-of-the-hybrid]

I really should set up a new pinned...

Y'know what, then I will!

Hello!

My name is Cynthia. No, not the famed champion of Sinnoh, though I'm pretty sure I was named after her.

I'm a human-ninetales hybrid and have been for what feels like nearly a decade. Started out pretty rough, but I've managed to settle down and live a comfortable life with fellow hybrid Celphix, my wife.

At will, I can transform between three forms.

I'm not really sure how it started happening, but a few years ago I've started turning into a primarina hybrid during the month of May. I've managed to get a hang of it, but it's still weird.

I'll be typing like this when I'm in this form. Don't worry, I've got an ocean-proof phone!

Then, more recently, I tried using a few illegally obtained TMs on myself and accidentally transformed into a mega evolved behemoth! By this point, my biology doesn't make any sense anymore.

I'll be typing like this when in this form.

It doesn't really come across in that picture, but I'm HUGE when I'm like this. Here's another photo that really emphasizes it.

Thank arc for our universe beginning to accommodate for larger sizes...

//ooc:

Hihi, I'm Denko! You can find me at @strikedenko, or my rp hub at @the-multiverse-machine-or-someth. I'll follow back from @zeralight-asks

Something I should clarify here is that this version of Cynthia is from a simulated universe, known as the Multiverse Machine. Really it only exists because I fell in love with OneShot and needed an excuse to rp as Niko-

The Multiverse Machine is also a blatant allegory of online rp in general. References may be made to this or the fourth wall in general, which will be tagged as '#cw fourth wall break'. Meta horror may also be present, which will be tagged as '#cw meta horror'.

Speaking of, @zeralight-asks is canonically Cynthia's writer. Do that with what you will-

Aside from that, anything goes at my discretion. The only limitation is Union Circle, which is because Cynthia's unable to venture outside of the Multiverse Machine. Do feel free to allow your muses to Union Circle to her!

[rotomblrversal-headcanons]

OOC rotomblr pokemon irl blog aimed at the muns.

We’ll be posing questions about the universe/s you use for your muses to see what you think about them. Do you use this idea, do you disregard canon in some instances, all that stuff. I’ll maybe give my input too!

Tags for the potentially touchy topics (to be expanded as and when):

pokemon injury

pokemon death

pokemon consumption

[authors-antithesis]

Know me as Denko.

If you recognize my code name, it would be in your best interest to leave. The betrayal that others feel when I fail to match their expectations irritates me.

I've revealed myself to be a porygon2 hybrid.

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Hey all, @strikedenko here with yet another version of Denko, but this time he's bad and evil >:(

More will be revealed as the blog goes on and this post will be updated to reflect it. Go right ahead and bug him about stuff.

IC anon hate is going to be inevitable with a character like this, so all I ask is that you don't take it too far. I can be an anxious sensitive little shit at times- (I will try to indicate if this vague boundary is crossed)

If you'd like to plot something out, feel free to message!

Everything is open at my discretion (pelipper mail, magic anons, union circle, etc). Suggestive content is allowed at my discretion and will be tagged accordingly, but outright NSFW is off-limits.

RP hub is @the-multiverse-machine-or-someth

Anyways, have fun with this fucker!

[whimsical-westbrook]

pov: I just told my girlfriend a terrible joke

[whimsical-westbrook]

LILY, I AM AWARE MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN RELATIVELY DORMANT FOR A WHILE, SO LET ME REITERATE:

IF YOU (OR ANY OTHERS AFFLICTED BY THE "eebydeeby" PHENOMENON) REQUIRE ANY ASSISTANCE WITH ANYTHING, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO ASK.

Oh yeah! Uh, I might ask you to make a TM dropoff trip if I can get a list of moves the group chat are interested in, and uhh,

... I'm trying to decide if I'm comfortable asking you to go do a terrorism? But like. There are some awful people, and I can't go beam them, but also I think you'd get in trouble if you beamed them?

[whimsical-westbrook]

I have decided.

I need an alolan shirt,

a captains hat,

Checkerboard socks

And, somehow, an even cooler skateboard.

[whimsical-westbrook]

[MULTIPLE FILES are attached!]

[Generalized Description: Lily has posted multiple images and a single video, all in a slightly odd room. The floor's got an arcade-carpet rug on the floor, an odd Kamen Rider poster on the wall, and a dog a little ways behind her. Ah, that's @that-dog-in-him, mugging shyly for the camera.

But the real star of the show (and all the uploaded files) is the buizel, who's wearing an INCREDIBLY well-crafted cosplay of the Champion, Cynthia. Wig, dress, all the accessories, everything. Sure, it looks a touch silly on a weasel instead of a human body, but the craftsmanship is such that it still like, Works.

Each of the photos has the buizel in a different pose, some simple, some cute, and some specifically evoking certain poses the real champion has taken. One, seemingly taken after most of the main photoshoot, has Lily directly leaning on Dai, paw lifted towards the camera in a bad, thumbless approximation of a peace sign. In this last shot, the buizel's eyes are a little red around the edges. Was she just crying?

The video itself is quite short and lacks audio, seemingly perfectly cropped to only show off the buizel doing the best recreation of one of Cynthia's Iconic Introductions.

End Description.]

@legendsobsessions I'm fucking adorable? Uh! Thank you? Also thanks again and shoutout to Dai @that-dog-in-him for making this cosplay for me and also like, helping me find the poses and stuff, I'm gonna hafta like. Find a bunch more to ask him to make for cosplay, maybe some regular clothes too. Dai is so good, guys. Sleeper hit, GOTY (Guy of the Year)

Also the look on my girlfriend's face was great. @skating-mienfoo-fiend

[whimsical-westbrook]

So I'm close to the Johto National Park and they have these catch charms with pokeballs built in? I'm technically registered to myself, and also the charm is cute as hell.

There's also some regions with anti-catch patches, where the ball just doesn't work? And I think there's other solutions, but I legitimately don't know all of them, or where they're most prevalent and easy to access. And that means having times where friends don't feel safe and I don't know what the easiest access for help is.

Out of pure curiosity, what would happen if eeby deebies got caught in a Pokeball? I know the most likely answer would be that they would be the Pokémon of the one who caught them until they got released but do they just... Idk... Keep being their Pokémon until the trainer releases them or something??? What would they do then???

[tacklrnews]

Petalburg Homeowner's Association Bans All Non-Normal-Type Pokemon

(TW Pokemon Abuse)

In a disappointing turn of events, the Petalburg Homeowner's Association has just banned all non-Normal-types from being outside in Petalburg, as well as ordered all mechanisms in place to accommodate non-Normal-types to be dismantled.

Thanks to intrepid investigator @swellowmypride, we were able to get a video part of the meeting in which this occurred, which you can view here.

[whimsical-westbrook]

where to order sticks of varying sizes

[tacklrnews]

Paldea League Website Redesign "Best the site's ever looked"

Recently, Paldean Top Champion Geeta asked a student of Naranja-Uva Academy, Penny of @swagtastic-bougie-pompadour, to redesign the League Website. Penny replaced the font with Comic Sans, and added hidden Eevees across the site.

The redesign has been met with glowing praise, with some calling it "finally good" and "the best the site's ever looked".

At the request of Paldean Elite Four member Rika, there are now also hidden Clodsires on the League Website.

[whimsical-westbrook]

Uh. This was funny while I was making it and then I realized it might come off as rude as the commenters so i uh. This is a joke and a goof and I'll delete it the moment you ask me to.

Okay, I know you’re probably getting sick of these posts. But I found a published article on this and the comments are… such a mess. Mostly the usual “what the fuck is a hybrid that sounds freakish” thing.

…But also, the next time I see somebody come up with the highly creative notion to call me a “foxy lady” in the comments, I am gently setting Cross to the side for the rest of the day.

[tommythemabosstiff]

my journers lagging. sofucking hard. is this what. iget for having like 5 tabs open.

[whimsical-westbrook]

@johto-blizzard

Um, Lily?

This is stupid

You were trans before being eebied, right?

Yes! I was trans the whole time.

The big thing that happened upon getting turned into a buizel is I no longer had to go about any of the garbo healthcare processes to get HRT. Uh, that's, I don't remember the exact words but basically taking hormones for gender. But if I get turned into a buizel with the right bits to match my gender, then I don't need to take meds for it.

Why, Shard? What's up?