#lee vs kenny

[terranovathemust]

between Lee and Kenny the relationship has degenerated to the point that the two start a hand-to-hand fight, complete with a knife. How will it end? who will be able to get out alive between Kenny and Lee? will any other character appear, in addition to Clementine, such as Carley or Luke to try to calm the spirits? But above all, what will Clementine do?

I can't wait to read in the comments what you think.

[bourbonificould]

Between Lee and Kenny who do you think (if it came down to it) Clem would have a better chance winning in a fight against? Love ur posts awnsering asks like these so i thought i’d submit my own!

This is probably an S tier matchup when it comes to this universe, especially since we actually get a confrontation between them.

Again, we're gonna have to assume either its still in season 1 or if its Lee given 2 more years of time.

Both Lee Everett and Kenny are proven to be two of the strongest in the entire series, both battling through injuries that most falter to (Bitten + one arm, leg injury, kneed in the face; Shot in the stomach, loss of eye and possible brain damage, beaten up)

We get to see them kinda fight in the train determinately, and I think it's safe to say that Lee is probably the more composed fighter, while Kenny is unpredictable and has great strength in his swings.

On a day where, say Duck and Clem are endangered, and the two of them start to disagree, and eventually fight, I think after a great struggle and likely some cuts and bruises, Lee would subdue Kenny and eventually win the fight, even if it meant knocking the man out. But it could go the other way too, with Ken maybe catching Lee off guard and sending the professor to sleep.

I'll say Lee wins 6 or 7 times out of 10.

[kieumy]

what’s the worst twdg season in your opinion season 2 or season 3 👁️

season 3!!! i remember reading about the original plan to make it darker and high stakes and the plot was so much interesting and engaging than what we got in the end. at least season 2 had its good moments, but i did not enjoy season 3 AT ALL, and i hate it because i actually like javi and i was excited about latino character as a main protagonist, but then i got so disappointed. rip season 3 you could’ve been good if telltale hadn’t prioritized quantity vs quality

[tigereyes45]

Today (Oct. 16th) is my 26th birthday!

As many who have been following me for at least a year now know, I always open my asks to writing prompts from everyone to celebrate my birthday.

This year I'll be accepting requests from October 16th - October 23rd. (My hand has been sore due to a bee sting so this post is a little late. As a result me accepting requests will last a little longer than typical this year.)

As always you can send as many prompts/requests as you want, for any fandoms/characters/ships/etc. Under the Keep Reading there will be a list of the fandoms I am the most into at this moment in time. As far as shipping goes I'm a multi-shipper and enjoy most ship(s)/ship dynamics. I'll only write smut for the listed star trek shows. My inbox is open and anon is on.

The list includes my current favorite fandoms/shows/ships/characters. However you can also make requests for ships/people/and shows not on the list. So here's what I'm most into writing at the moment:

Star Trek TOS (Mcspirk, Uhotty (uhura x scotty), Chulu)

Star Trek AOS (Mcspirk)

Star Trek Lower Decks (Mariner, T'lyn, Tendi, Rutherford and basically any ship of the core four or any of them plus T'lyn)

Star Trek Voayger (Especially Janeway x Tuvok, Mark x Janeway x Tuvok x t'Pel, T'pel x tuvok x Janeway, and B'Elanna x Tom x Harry)

Star Trek Ds9 (they are such a polycule, in so many shapes and forms, my favorite characters are jadzia, kira, odo, Ben Sisko.)

Star Trek Enterprise ( Trip x Archer, Archer x T'pol x Trip, Mayweather x Hoshi)

Star Wars (Ahsoka, Hera, Kalluzeb, Kanera, Plo Koon, Captain Rex)

Red vs Blue ( I will never not be a grimmons fan though all the other ships are fun too! Not to mention any gen fic of any of these characters is always a blast to write!)

Fire Emblem Awakening (Kellam, Yarne x Lucina, Morgan x Nah)

Fire Emblem Fates (Siegbert)

Fire Emblem 3 Houses (Claude, Raphael, Marianne, Byleth)

The Walking Dead Game (Clementine, Violet, Louis, Lee, Kenny, Nick)

RWBY (Nuts and dolts, Nora, Ren, and Sugar rush)

Mass Effect (shakarian, tail x shepard x garrus, kandros x ryder, vetra x ryder, jaal x vetra, jaal x vetra x ryder)

The Librarians (Cassandra, Jenkins, Fleve)

Merlin (Merwaine my love)

Dragon Age (All games/books, I adore Sten, Shale, Warden Surana, and Varric x Hawke)

Tales of Arcadia (Blinky x Aaarrrgghh, Draal, Barbara)

Fallout (tv series)

Fallout 4

Critical Role (I like campaign 2 the best, Caduceus. Veth, and Caleb)

TMNT (all versions)

[flickynightdarkness]

Waves 1-18 Of My Comfort Characters List

Oggy & Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Little Miss Sunshine & Little Miss Shy (Little Misses)

Mr Quiet & Mr. Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Hello Kitty, My Melody & Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Jigglypuff, Hypno, Eevee, Pichu, Torchic, Jirachi, Manaphy, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Dwebble, Iris & Sylveon (Pokémon)

Atsuover, Rageminer, Dawko, Jaiden Animations, CookieSwirlC, Nicky Tate, WolfyChu, Rosanna Pansino, Ava Ryan (YouTubers)

Holly & Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Slinky Dog, Jessie, Trixie & Bonnie (Toy Story)

Kasane Teto, Kagamine Rin & Hatsune Miku (Vocaloids)

Bubble (BFDI)

Cake, X & Winner (BFB + TPOT)

Lightbulb, Paintbrush, Bow & MePad (Inanimate Insanity)

Sonic, Tails, Vector, Chip, Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz & Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck & Tippi (Super Mario)

Dum Mee Mee (Shopkins)

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po (Teletubbies)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

XR (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl (Steven Universe)

Giulia (Luca)

Wall-E & EVE (Wall-E)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Scarecrow & Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Scarecrow (TNBA)

Scarecrow (The Brave & The Bold)

Scarecrow (Arkham Asylum)

Scarecrow (Arkham Knight)

Scarecrow (Injustice 2)

Scarecrow & King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Scarecrow (Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

Question (DCAU)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus)

SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Gary The Snail & Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Moomimtroll, Moominmamma & Snorkmaiden (Moomin Series)

Numbuh 3/Kuki Sanban, Numbuh 5/Abigail Lincoln, Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

The Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Poppet, Jeepers, Shishi, Sleepypaws, Baby Rox, Kissy, Captain Squirk & Dr. Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Needlem0use & Luther Artwright (Needlem0use)

Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom & Flurry Heart (My Little Pony)

505 & White Hat (Villainous)

Odie (Garfield)

Humf

Lilo, Stitch & Angel (Lilo & Stitch)

Candy Cat & Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

F, P & Y (Alphabet Lore)

Rover, Isabelle, Timmy Nook & Tommy Nook (Animal Crossing)

Boo (Monsters Inc)

Orbulon (Warioware)

ENA

Felix & King Candy (Wreck It Ralph)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Mio Mao

Edd, Matt, Tom & Tord (Eddsworld)

Tuffy & Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

Roy O'Brien (ROY Series)

Moon Knight (Marvel)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Toriel, Napstablook, Sans & Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Hex, Tabi, Sunday, Sarvente, Nikusa, Annie, Garcello, Chris, Legacy Annie/Rascal & QT (Friday Night Funkin)

Soft! Boyfriend (FNF: Soft)

Red Guy, Duck Guy, Electracey, Bread Mother & Lesley (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos & Perrito (Puss In Boots)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Dave Algebra Class

SCP-049/Plague Doctor & SCP-999/Tickle Monster (SCP)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune & Streber (Spooky Month)

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Bingo & Snorky (Banana Splits)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Grim Reaper (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

Spot The Dog

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet & Tom Kenny (Celebrities)

Slushi, Cofi & Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Foxy, Funtime Freddy & Sun (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)

Gingy (Shrek)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli & Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Secret History Tails (Mashed)

Lord X Hog & Curse (EXEs)

Majin Sonic

MX (Mario 85)

Eri, Tsuyu Asui & Ms Joke (My Hero Academia)

Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog Movie)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa & Someity (Tokyo 2020 Olympic Mascots)

Inky (Pac-Man)

Mirabel Madrigal & Pepa Madrigal (Encanto)

Meilin Lee & Abby Park (Turning Red)

Wanda (Fairly Oddparents)

Bender (Futurama)

Rayman

N (Murder Drones)

EteleD & Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Unikitty (Unikitty Series)

Della Duck (Ducktales)

Hypno & Lost Silver/Gold (Pokepasta)

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Wednesday Addams (Wednesday Series)

Komasan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Sayori & Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Kirby & Meta Knight (Kirby)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Bendy (BATDR)

Boris & Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari & Meggy Spletzer (SMG4)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Mugman & Baroness Von Bon Bon (The Cuphead Show)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust & Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Slender Man, Splendor Man & Lulu (Creepypasta)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Blitzo, Moxxie & Colin (Helluva Boss)

Woolly & Tig

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Mr. Shark (The Bad Guys)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man & Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Hanazuki

Pusheen The Cat

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

replayed all of season 2 of telltale the walking dead and man does everyone but clem suck. EVERYONE I wanted to tell them all off for being a bunch of buttheads.. useless buttheads.. if it were up to me I'd keep Pete/Sarah/ Luke/Rebecca bit longer.. but im stuck with a manpulaitiv woman named jane telling me to ditch all my friends and acts like proving to me a guy losing his temer cause he thinks a baby is dead proves he's a monster.. .. when its really just don't poke papa bear lady.. his family is dead you're being a weenie. stuck with a manuplitive loner woman jane vs a traumatized man his whole family/girlfriend is dead ,kenny who hates everyone but me who needs to just cool it..

a liar named bonnie who screws my group over and it ends with all of em dead in the end.. in the grand scheme of things its kinda hear fault all my new friends died since she sells them out to the bad guy. a guy named mike who was almost cool until he sided with a kid who attacks our group ..whether or not you steal from him he still brings his group to attack you and yet the game wants us to sympathize with the kid

and the way the game treats ptsd victims is kinda gross.. sarah/kenny dont handle trauma well .. one is to traumatized to move another is just full of rage and grief so its fuck em to other people. . like bro.. s2 was so frustrating.. babysitting a bunch of complainng about atraumatized man.. like what do you want me to say? fuck a guy who lost his wife/kid/girlfriend? who protected clem from a beating by the villian of the game to hell with all of ya. the crazy thing is the game agrees with the villian Carvers message.. the weak will slow you down. because they treat Jane as the more reasonable choice over kenny when her whole deal was.. these people will slow you down.. which was Carvers way of thinking and i wish the game let me call jane out on this.. the way it treats pstd victim's is like they're a burden instead of people

.. s1 was way more fun to play. and characters don't die every two seconds... .aint. no one is replacing Lee..

[dalekofchaos]

Cody Rhodes AEW run was weird and ridiculous

Cody’s AEW run was so ridiculous to me

I will admit it started out promising.

That great match with Dustin that showed us AEW is fucking here.

Then Cody gets a neck tattoo

The Elite vs the Inner Circle...

And it was all downhill from there.

First off you're the babyface. Why do you have a 5+ man entourage following you to the ring to face a heel?

Then while you're the big babyface of the company, your wife is running the worst faction of the company as a heel, but then comes out to support you as a valet.

Then he’s the only guy who gets the special entrance.

Oh and then he decides to have a a stipulation that bars him from challenging for the AEW World Championship.

Had this great feud to elevate MJF.

Can't be the world champ? Might as well create a title specifically designed for you to get over.

Elevated the likes of Darby Allin, RIcky Starks, Eddie Kingston, Jack Perry, and Brodie Lee.

Brodie Lee killed him after winning the TNT title and Cody returned with black hair for some fucking reason

The whole Shaq feud...well it happened. Only good thing to come out of it was Jade Cargill.

And nothing ever got better. Cody created the Codyverse. A forced babyface in the center of midcard feuds that never got over. And he started dressing like fucking Homelander. Cody lacking complete self-awareness that Homelander was the villain when the fans were practically begging him to turn heel.

The stupid QT Marshall feud.

Then he has the most ridiculous, carny and overbloated feud between himself and Anthony Ogogo where he markets his mixed baby. He did it! Cody ended racism.....while racially antagonizing a British black man.

The feud with Malakai Black. Black killed Cody in his debut, lost two matches in a role and Armed Anderson debuted. When your manager was more over than you, it's time to pack up and go. But Cody finally got his win back.

Oh and Cody and Brandi did a fucking kayfabe breaking reality show. That happened.

Oh and Brandi set Cody's back on fire. That happened. "That's what you get for that stupid neck tattoo, babe"

Then the fucking Dan Lambert feud happened. When Dan fucking Lambert is more over and more cheered than this alleged babyface and his wife, it's time to pack up and go home. It was absolutely fucking ridiculous.

But he did business and left on a high note by putting Sammy Dipshit Guevara over. Which then condemned us to the neverending Sammy and Scorpio Sky/Dan Lambert feud. So..thanks Cody, I guess.

Cody left for WWE. His reasons is never explained. It's hinted it was something personal. It can't be anything about his fellow Elite members when he's stated multiple times that he has a great relationship with Kenny and the Bucks and the same is said mutually. It was either a money issue or something to do with Brandi. Time will tell when those pesky NDA's expire.

But it all worked out in the end, didn't it? He helped start a revolution with his friends while also raising his stock to WWE so he can finally do what Dusty couldn't. So I guess it worked out fine.

[mostbelovednjpwtournament]

Most Beloved AEW Tournament Round 1 Statistics Dump

Thank you all for participating in the wonderful first two weeks of my silly lil poll

Followers: 130

Total Votes: 13,148

Times I accidentally forgot to include a wrestler: 1 (sorry ZSJ)

Beloved By Gender

So the original count of men, women and nonbinary wrestlers was 205/64/2, demonstrated in a pie chart as:

(The fact that this is the chart is a separate problem that won't be addressed here)

But after voting, the ratio looks like this:

Which means, from an overall standpoint, women and nonbinary wrestlers are more beloved than men

Voting trends

As the tournament got more popular, more votes started coming in, which is how some winners got so few votes. Over the last two weeks, the vote counts look like:

(Day 6 was the Great Riho VS Kip Sabian Battle of 2023 and also featured Ricky Starks and Nick Jackson in the voting with just shy of 600 votes just between the four of them. Day 11 was the Roderick Strong VS Trent Beretta debate and also Danhausen, garnering well over 600 votes between the three of them)

Teams and How They Fared

BCC: Bryan Danielson (31), Claudio Castagnoli (70), Jon Moxley (133) & Wheeler Yuta (186) all passed first round

Best Friends: Kris Statlander (51), Chuck Taylor (176), Orange Cassidy (186) & Danhausen (201) all made it to round two. Trent Beretta (207) lost to Roderick Strong.

The Elite: Matt Jackson (25), Adam Page (51), Kota Ibushi (58) & Nick Jackson (119) made it to round 2. Kenny Omega (160) lost to Willow Nightingale.

BCG: Jay White (76), Colten Gunn (97) &Juice Robinson (105) made it to round two. Austin Gunn (42) lost to Stokely Hathaway.

The Acclaimed: Max Caster (59), Billy Gunn (104) & Anthony Bowens (117) all passed first round.

House Of Black: Buddy Matthews (68), Brody King (102), Julia Hart (128) & Malakai Black (136) all passed first round.

Dark Order: Stu Grayson (25), Alex Reynolds (31), Evil Uno (36), John Silver (74) & Mr Brodie Lee (101) all made it to round two. Alan Angels (18) lost to Anna Jay.

The Outcasts: Ruby Soho (107) & Toni Storm (149) made it to round two. Saraya (55) lost to Brent Tate.

FTR: Dax Harwood (28) lost to Dalton Castle and Cash Wheeler (12) lost to Samoa Joe.

Jurassic Express: Luchasaurus (33) & Jack Perry (85) made it to round two (thanks to the voters deciding Jack should move on). Marko Stunt (52) lost to Komander.

Jericho Appreciation Society: Angelo Parker (33), Tay Melo (44), Jake Hager (50), Matt Menard (84) & Anna Jay (111) all made it to round two. Chris Jericho (23) lost to Rocky Romero and Sammy Guevara (10) lost to Tay Melo.

Death Triangle: Penta (41) & Rey Fenix (119) made it to round two. Pac (56) lost to Jay White.

The 100%ers

Out of the whole tournament, only 3 wrestlers got a perfect score with not a single vote against them

Powerhouse Hobbs (35)

Sting (50)

Rey Fenix (119)

Thank you to all who participated thus far and watch out for the round 2 voting starting tomorrow!

[mercedesvince]

Hello I’m Vince!!

I am a writer who is open to writing requests for x reader

Just a heads up that English is not my first language so apologies for any grammar or wrong use of words :(

RULES

This is meant to be a blog for x male or non-binary x readers

I will not write for female readers as of now (but might change in future)

I will only write for series listed below

no smut (I am not comfortable with that)

There are characters listed below underage, all characters will at least be aged up to teenagers, but even so I will only go as far as kissing

I will not write any sort of NSFW for any character under 18 (what i mean when i say NSFW I mean in a sexual way, things like cussing or slight violence I can do)

I can write angst, fluff or both

If you see a mistake in my writing please inform me on it so I can improve in future :)

If i missed a TW or you notice something i should let the readers know before reading PLEASE let me know, i’d hate for someone to be negatively affected by my writing

Please be nice and respect everybody and there wishes!!

SERIES & CHARACTER I WILL WRITE FOR

(If there is a character I have missed that is not on the list for a specific series and you would like a x reader for please ask and I will let you know whether or not I can write for them :))

South Park

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Kenny McCornmick

Eric Cartman

Butters

Tolkien Black

Wendy Testaburger

Bebe Stevens

Heidi Turner

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Emily Prentis

Jason Gideon

Jennifer Jareau

Penelope Garcia

David Rossi

Elle Greenaway

Matthew Simmons

Like Alvez

Kate Callahan

Tara Lewis

Sam Cooper

Gina LaSalle

Beth Griffin

Jonathan Simms

Mick Rawson

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Scott Pilgrim

Ramona Flowers

Envy Adams

Knives Chau

Kim Pine

Julie Powers

Wallace Wells

Lucas lee

Gideon Graves

Matthew Patel

Todd Ingram

Young Neil

Roxy Ritcher

Stacy Pilgrim

Stephen Stills

My Hero Academia

Disclaimer I have not watched the series recently, so I do not have everything up to date and can only write up to season 4 :(

Anyone from Class 1A

Anyone from Class 1B

Any Pro Hereos

Any Villians

Mirio Togata

Nejire Hado

Tamaki Amajiki

Saiki K.

Kusuo Saiki

Shun Kaido

Aren Kuboyasu

Aiura Mikoto

Kokomo Teruhashi

Reita Tortisuka

Riki Nendo

Kineshi Hairo

Chiyo Yumehara

Metori Saiko

Chisato Mera

Hunter X Hunter

Disclaimer I am only caught up on the series not the manga

Gon Freecss

Killua Zoldyck

Kurapika

Leorio Paradinight

Hisoka Morrow

Chrollo Lucifer

Any Phantom Troupe Memebers

Ging Freecss

Any Zodiac members

Kite

ROTTMNT

Leonardo

Raphael

Michelangelo

Donatello

April O’neil

Stranger Things

Eleven

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Dustin Henderson

Lucas Sinclair

Max mayfield

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Nancy Wheeler

Robin Buckley

Jonathan Byers

IT

Disclaimer I have been trying my best to see the second movie but I have only managed to watch the first so I can only write for things relevant in the first movie :(

Stanley Uris

Ben Hanscom

Beverly Marsh

Bill Denbrough

Richie Tozier

Eddie Kaspbrak

SPIDERVERSE

Miles Morales (earth 1610 & earth 42)

Gwen Stacy

Peter B. Parker

Jessica Drew

Miguel O’hara

Hobie Brown

Pavitr Prabhakar

Spider Noir

Penny Parker

MASTERLIST LINK

This Masterlist includes all works i’ve written on this blog so far!

That is all for now! Thank you so much for reading and feel free to request, I am new to tumblr so please feel free to let me know if I need to add or be more specific on something :))

[dannystheone]

helloo!! i see you’re into south park! could i request a drabble for a tickle fight between kyle and cartman? i think the duo would be really interesting since they both are very strong headed and wont back down from a challenge. i love your blog so much :) have an amazing day!

(also feel free to ignore this if you dont want to!!)

Thank you for your kind words! Y'all are so sweet lol :') Sorry this took a second longer to get out to you, we love six-day working weeks over here. But this pairing is funny to me I love Cartman annoying Kyle I think it's hilarious

This is not a ship fic! I hope you enjoy!

WARNINGS: KIDS SWEARING

Cartman vs. Kyle (Lee Cartman/Kyle Ler Cartman/Kyle)

Cartman and Kyle both want to play with the same toy at the same time. The obvious solution to this is to fight to the death!

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Kyle had invited the guys over to his house to play trucks. Kenny and Stan brought their own trucks, as well as Cartman. The group had fun, rescuing princesses with the help of their bulldozers and GT Cruisers.

The boys played well into the afternoon, with Kyle's mom catering lunch for them. But eventually, Stan and Kenny had to return to their homes, leaving Kyle and Cartman behind to play with each other.

"Rrrrrhhhmmm... rumble rumble rumble, oh no, I need more gas! I'm going to the gas station, Detective Silver!" Kyle called out. Kyle rolled his Purple McLaren to the 'gas station', which was an empty space inhabited by a Lego man standing behind a Lego brick.

"Khhh- Dr. Jew you're really breaking my balls here. I repeat you are breaking my balls." Cartman pretended to speak into a radio as he bulldozed some trucks out of his path on the carpet.

"Cartman! I told you my name was General Rogard!" Kyle looked up from the 'gas station' while Cartman mashed trucks together.

"Oh I'm sorry General, turns out our intelligence tells us you're a money-grabbing Jew who can't be trusted to steal the Document of Truth! We'll have to intercept your mission, right about nyah." Cartman reached for a police cruiser while Kyle reached out for the same toy.

"Fine, intercept me! I have the Chief of Police to back me up!" Kyle and Cartman's hands touched as they pulled for the same toy.

"Cartman give me the car!" Kyle was laying on his belly, his legs waving in the air. Cartman was sitting upright, so he had a better grip on the car.

"Myeh- myeeeeh- let go, Kyle! The police have to intercept you cause you're a no-good stinking Jeeewww!~" Cartman pulled the car away from Kyle's hand, to which Kyle stood up and tried to steal it back.

"Cartman, it's my car! It's mine! Give it back!" Kyle tried to reach into Cartman's hands to take it, but Cartman shielded the car with his back.

"Nuh uuuhhh Kyle! I need the car to intercept youuu!" Kyle growled and punched Cartman's back, which was like punching a sack of rice.

"Give it back fatass! It's my toy!" Kyle's fists curled tightly as he grew increasingly frustrated. Cartman stood up off the floor and hid the toy behind his back.

"I'm afraid there's only one solution to this, Kyle. We both want the cruiser, that much is apparent. Perchance, I give you this solution-" Kyle crossed his arms angrily and shot Cartman a venomous look.

"You can't just use 'perchance' in any sentence you want, dumbass-" Cartman reached forward and shushed Kyle's lips. Kyle swat his hand away.

"-We fight. To the death. Winner takes the police cruiser, and bragging rights at the bus stop." Kyle glowered at Cartman.

"That sounds retarded. Just give me back the toy, it's mine anyway." Kyle held out his hand for the toy, while Cartman placed the car on a high shelf instead.

"We'll have to battle it out, Kyle. There's no other solution."

"There's plenty of other-! ...Fine, Cartman. We battle it out, and I kick your ass. And you'll go to school tomorrow with bruises and a busted lip, all because you didn't want to give me back my damn cruiser!" Cartman wagged his finger underneath his green mitten.

"Ohoho, don't be so eager, Kyle. We all know I'm more than meets the eye." Kyle scoffed at that.

"And I thought your ass couldn't get any bigger. Alright, let's begin then." The boys pushed the toys out of the way and centered themselves in the middle of the carpet.

"You're gonna get your ass beat, Cartman." Both boys started shucking off their gloves.

"We'll have to see about that, Kyle." Cartman was acting weirdly calm about their fight. It did phase Kyle a little; he'd have to be on his guard.

Kyle took the first step and swung at Cartman. His fist connected to Cartman's chin, making Cartman's head jolt back. Kyle swung another fist toward Cartman, but Cartman grabbed his elbow.

"Ugh! Let go of me lard-ass! I'm getting that car back!" Kyle bucked and struggled against Cartman, who, seemingly out of nowhere, got the upper hand.

"Shut up Kyle! The police are intercepting you and that's final!" Cartman wrestled Kyle to the floor, Kyle gritting his teeth and kneeling on the carpet.

"Get the hell off me Cartman!" Kyle groaned as Cartman overpowered him with his oppressive weight. Cartman had Kyle's arms held behind his back, both his wrists in one fat grip.

"Oh, not so confident now are you Kyle? Well, let's see what happens when I show 'General Rogard' the ace up my sleeve!" Cartman snuck a hand over Kyle's trapped arm and started squishing in his side.

"Wh- Cahahartman! Stohohop!" Kyle tried to wrestle away from Cartman, frantic now, but they only sunk closer to the floor.

"Oh, what happened to my black eye Kyle? My busted lip? I'm not seeing it anywhere Kyle?" Kyle tried to hold in his laughter, he'll be damned if Cartman won, but the further they sunk to the floor the more agency Cartman had over squeezing Kyle's side.

"Thahahat's cheheheheating!! Yohohou're plahahaying dirty!" Kyle spat; trying to get any purchase on the carpet despite being brought to his knees.

"No cheating if we didn't set up any rules, Kyle! Oh the sweet victory of defeating Kyle, I can see it now..." Cartman's voice turned wistful as he released Kyle's wrists just to squeeze both his hands into Kyle's sides.

Kyle squealed a manly sound as he fell completely to the floor, his front sliding on the carpet. Cartman kneeled close to Kyle and tazed his fingers into Kyle's sides. Kyle's eyes narrowed in his laughter.

"Looks like I'm going to win this battle, Kyle. That's what happens when you don't respect my authori-tah." Kyle forced his elbow up and behind him in a jerking motion, his elbow connecting to Cartman's chest.

Cartman backed off of Kyle and held the sore spot that was elbowed. "Myeeeh- Myeeeh Kyle- I was supposed to wiiin-" Kyle picked himself off the floor and all but launched himself at Cartman.

"RAAAH!-" Kyle let out a battle cry and shoved his hands into Cartman's sides; wriggling his fingers non-too-gently into Cartman's skin.

Laughter started bubbling up in Cartman's chest as he tried to fight back Kyle's hands. "Y-Yohou wohon't gehehet me thahat easy, Kyle!" Kyle had a disgusted face on as his fingers disappeared into Cartman's sides.

"Eugh- it's like playing in warm jello. And the jello is wearing clothes. And the jello is a fatass-" Despite Kyle's insults, Kyle's words seemed to make Cartman laugh harder. Cartman gripped Kyle's wrists and tried to wrench Kyle's arms away, but Kyle's fingers latched themselves in his ribs.

"Shuhuhut uhuhuhup Kyle! Gehehehet ohohohoff of myah!" Kyle grimaced at his friend choking out his laughs. Kyle had no interest in seeing Cartman tickled (he'd much prefer Stan and Kenny over this racist piece of-) but it was good to see Cartman get a taste of his medicine.

"No! You're gonna give me back that fucking car, Cartman!" Kyle knelt on Cartman's thigh to get closer and shot his hands up into Cartman's armpits to wriggle his fingers in there. Cartman snorted and narrowed his eyes in his booming laughs.

"Nohohoho! Thahahahat's my cahahar!" Cartman growled and forced his way forward, barreling his way through Kyle's hands and latching his own fingers into Kyle's waist. He began to squeeze violently.

"Pfft-ahahahaha! Owhohohow Cartman! Thahat hurhurts!!" Kyle had a pained laugh as he retreated and giggled loudly. Cartman dug in further, his thumbs driving into Kyle's hips just above his jeans.

"Then give up the car, Kyle! You greedy Jew!" Cartman squeezed his thumbs into Kyle's hip divets repeatedly; Kyle curling up on the floor and belting out hiccupy laughter.

"I- I'm nahahat greedy!! *Hic!* Yohohou fahahat ahahahass! *Hic!*" Kyle reached upwards and gripped Cartman's side, and wriggled his fingers in them.

Cartman's fingers died off on Kyle's hips, but forced them to stay latched to the divets. "Kyhyhyhyle! Yohohohou get ohohohoff of myah!" The boys began actual tickle fighting at that point; with Kyle wrestling back Cartman's arms and driving his hand into Cartman's armpit, and Cartman attempting to squeeze Kyle's arm into his side to still his fingers and squish Kyle's hips.

"Nohohoho! *Hic!* Yohohohou gehehehet ohohohoff of mehehehe!" Kyle snickered and jolted with every zap that was delivered to his hips. Cartman laughed above Kyle, his armpit getting assaulted by Kyle's fingers.

"Kyhyhyhyle! I'm seriously!" Cartman growled and delivered rapid-fire pokes to Kyle's tummy. Kyle's arms hung limp by his side as he cackled out, his legs kicking out at random.

"CARTMAN!! Stohohohohop!" Kyle tried bringing his knee up to save himself, but Cartman squished Kyle's knee enough to force it back down.

"Looks like you've been properly intercepted, Kyle- AYE!" Kyle wrestled Cartman's hands off of his stomach and forced his hands into Cartman's ribs. Or, where he assumed Cartman's ribs were. Kyle winced as he all but shook his fingers into Cartman's ribcage like he was choking them.

"That's my goddamn police cruiser, dough boy! And I'm getting it back-"

"Kyle? Cartman?" Kyle and Cartman looked up from their position on the floor, their eyes wide and unblinking. Stan stood in the doorway, a quizzical look on his face.

"Stan? What are you doing here?" Kyle asked, pushing Cartman away and rolling off the floor.

"Oh, I came back to get my police cruiser." Stan looked around Cartman's room before spotting it on a high shelf. "Oh, there it is." Stan walked over to grab the cruiser.

"W-Wait, your cruiser? That's my cruiser!" Kyle pointed to his chest.

"Nuh-uh, that's my policeman car!" Cartman pointed to the car Stan was holding.

"Oh, no I've had this car since Christmas. My mom bought me a whole set of them, but I lost them all. This is the only one I have left." Stan explained nonchalantly.

"My mom bought me that exact same set!" Kyle exclaimed.

"Hey, my mom bought me that too! Gentlemen, I'm afraid we have no other choice." Cartman folded his hands behind his back and looked out the bedroom window dramatically.

"We'll have to fight..."

"...to the death."

[colossal-niamh]

Saw Kenny Omega talking about rating matches and it reminded me how dumb Meltzer's star ratings are. So now I wanna list of my Totally Better Than Dave 5-Star List of matches that cap out at 5 because who makes a serious ranking system then breaks it 59 times:

Macho Man vs Ricky Steamboat, Wrestlemania 3

Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat, Chi-Town Rumble

Ric Flair vs Terry Funk, Clash of the Champions 9

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Jumbo Tsuruta, 6/8/90

Bull Nakano vs Aja Kong, 11/14/90

Super Generation Army vs Tsuruta Gun, 4/20/91

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, 10/21/92

Sting vs Vader, 12/28/92

Shinobu Kandori vs Akira Hokuto, Dream Slam 1

Bret Hart vs Owen Hart, Wrestlemania 10

Terry Funk vs Atsushi Onita, 5/5/93

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, 6/3/94

Akira Taue vs Mitsuharu Misawa, 4/15/95

Manami Toyota vs Aja Kong, 6/27/95

Juventud Guerrera vs Rey Misterio, 3/9/96

Kaientai DX vs Gran Hamada, Gran Naniwa, Masato Yakushiji, Super Delfin, and Tiger Mask 4, 10/10/96

Bret Hart vs Stone Cold, Wrestlemaina 13

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, 6/6/97

Rey Misterio vs Eddie Guerrero, Halloween Havoc 97

Vader vs Mitsuharu Misawa, 10/30/99

Kenta Kobashi vs Vader, 2/27/00

Atlantis vs Villano III, 3/17/00

Steve Corino vs Yoshihiro Tajiri, 5/14/00

Triple H vs Cactus Jack, Royal Rumble 2000

E&C vs The Hardy Boys vs The Dudley Boys, Wrestlemania X-7

Kenta Kobashi vs Mitsuharu Misawa, 3/1/03

Brock Lesner vs Kurt Angle, 9/18/03

Eddie Guerrero vs Brock Lesner, 2/15/04

Samoa Joe vs CM Punk, 10/16/04

Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels, Wrestlemania 21

Kenta Kobashi vs Kensuke Sasaki, 7/18/05

Mitsuharu Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada, 7/18/05

Necro Butcher vs Samoa Joe, 6/11/05

Kenta Kobashi vs Samoa Joe, 10/1/05

AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe 12/11/05

John Cena vs Rob Van Dam, 6/11/06

Bryan Danielson vs Nigel McGuinness, 8/12/06

KENTA vs Bryan Danielson, 9/16/06

Samoa Joe vs Takeshi Morishima, 2/16/07

The Briscoes vs El Generico and Kevin Steen, 8/10/07

Nigel McGuinness vs Takeshi Morishima, 10/6/07

Undertaker vs Edge, wrestlemania 24

Samoa Joe vs Kurt Angle, 4/13/08

Nigel McGuinness vs Bryan Danielson, 11/22/08

Bryan Danielson vs Takeshi Morishima, 12/27/08

Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, wrestlemania 25

KENTA vs Ricky Marvin, 10/15/09

Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, Wrestlemania 26

El Generico vs Kevin Steen, 12/18/10

Eddie Kingston vs Claudio Castagnoli, 3/13/11

CM Punk vs John Cena, 7/17/11

Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton, 6/24/13

CM Punk vs John Cena, 2/15/13 Daniel Bryan vs John Cena, 8/18/13

Sami Zayn vs Cesaro, 2/27/14

Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton vs Batista, Wrestlemania 30

Sami Zayn vs Adrian Nevile, 12/11/14

Bayley vs Sasha Banks, 8/22/15

Atlantis vs La Sombra, 9/18/15

Shinsuke Nakamura vs AJ Styles, 1/4/16

Sami Zayn vs Shinsuke Nakamura, 4/6/16

Kenny Omega vs Hiroki Goto, 8/14/16

DIY vs The Revival, 11/19/16

Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada, 1/11/17

AJ Styles vs John Cena 1/29/17

Katsuyori Shibata vs Kazuchika Okada, 4/9/17

Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada, 6/11/17

Allister Black vs Adam Cole, 1/27/18

Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada, 6/9/18

Undisputed Era vs Danny Birch & Oney Lorcan, 6/16/18

Brock Lesner vs Daniel Bryan, 11/18/18

Briscoes vs SCU vs The Young Bucks, 12/14/18

WALTER vs Pete Dunne, 4/6/19

Kofi Kingston vs Daniel Bryan, Wrestlemania 35

Cody vs Dustin Rhodes, 5/25/19

WALTER vs Tyler Bate, 8/31/19

Jon Moxley vs Kenny Omega, 11/9/19

Kenny Omega & Hangman Adam Page vs The Young Bucks, 2/29/20

Cody vs Brody Lee, 10/7/20

WALTER vs Ilja Dragunov, 10/29/20

Wheeler Yuta vs Daniel Garcia, 8/8/21

WALTER vs Ilja Dragunov, 8/22/21

Bryan Danielson vs Kenny Omega, 9/22/21

CM Punk vs Eddie Kingston, 11/13/21

Hangman Adam Page vs Bryan Danielson, 12/15/21

Hangman Adam Page vs Bryan Danielson, 1/5/22

Jon Moxley vs Wheeler Yuta, 4/6/22

FTR vs The Briscoes, 4/1/22

FTR vs The Briscoes, 7/23/22

Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Garcia, 8/17/22

Jon Moxley vs CM Punk, 8/24/22

El Desperado vs Jun Kasai, 9/12/22

Atlantis jr vs Stuka jr, 9/16/22

Pentagon jr. vs Villano IV, 10/15/22

FTR vs The Briscoes, 12/10/22

Hangman Adam Page vs Jon Moxley, 3/5/23

GUNTHER vs Drew McIntyre vs Sheamus, Wrestlemania 39 night 1

Athena vs Willow Nightingale, 7/21/23

CM Punk vs Samoa Joe, 8/27/23

Jon Moxley vs Orange Cassidy, 9/3/23

Eddie Kingston vs Claudio Castagnoli, 9/20/23

Takuya Nomura vs Fuminori Abe, 10/12/23

Sting & Darby Allen vs The Young Bucks, 3/3/24

There's a few big gaps in my watch history, namely 90's NJPW, 10's Noah, most joshi post 2000 and anything wrestling pre 80's. I'll edit this if I find a new 5 star match but not rn because this took me literal hours I'm beat

[willemdafinky]

Kenny VS Lee.

A fic where Lee tries to and actually saves Larry, just for him to turn at the motel and kill Katjaa. Kenny takes off in the RV with Duck and things transpire from there. 2 years later, Lee, Clementine and whoever remains from the S1 Group make it to the Lodge where Kenny is, and although he's happy with Sarita, things get messy and it ends up becoming a group with the two most influentials hating each other. Or you could go with the concept where Kenny is Carver and he just happens to find Lee.

I think both of these ideas can work together. Although ill probably modify the story a bit by having it be that that Lee’s relationship with Kenny at the end of S1 be the absolute worst it could be with Clementine being the only glue keeping them from attacking each other. Good idea

[fox-from-fairytale]

After finishing playing season 2 I felt tired as if I was the one crawling in snow

I loved this season so much, maybe even more than the first one, even if I cried so much at that scene with Lee and every time he got mentioned I kinda wished he was still there, but I preferred playing as Clementine if I have to be honest. Still, there are some things of this season I don't like:

At the beginning I didn't mind Jane, but all her comments about Sarah and how the others were just a weight to Clem were upsetting me. Honestly, the more I spoke to her the more I knew I wasn't going to stick around with her for too long.

I didn't want to let her die, and I even thought about shooting Kenny, but remembering she told Clem "now you're going to see who he really is" something rubbed me the wrong way about her. And I was right. She put the baby in danger to prove her point. What if in the meanwhile something happened to the car? What if, dying, Clem didn't hear the baby after? And left without knowing AJ was still alive? Yeah, no. Good riddance. She didn't want AJ around anyway, and even if I killed Kenny because I wasn't trusting him either anymore, I still would have told her to fuck off.

I started this season hugging Kenny every chance I got, but after the whole thing with Jane happened and he hugged Clem I was like "yeahhhh... let's not do that anymore for a loooong time". I felt so awkward man. I still went with him. I guess I needed someone to still be with Clementine, because I hated how they all just... died. What's the point of going on if everyone just die? And I guess for Kenny is the same. Plus I cried so hard at his whole "just take the kids".

The whole thing resolving in a Kenny vs Jane was so weird. They built this whole thing between him and Luke and then it was with Jane? It would have been harder to me if it was with Luke, and not even because I like(d) him, but because he wouldn't have put AJ in danger, especially for the same stupid reason Jane did. I thought that choosing if to sit with him or Kenny was the first before a final and more difficult "choose if to save Kenny or Luke" or maybe with which one we should have gone with, but nothing.

I felt quite disappointed in Luke after the break out. I don't blame him for being caught by Carver, the guy wasn't sleeping or eating for who knows how long, but after that... what happened to him? I understand, after losing so many people dear to him, he wouldn't exactly be acting the same, but... he seriously thought about leaving Sarah like that, and put the group in danger just to go and fuck with Jane. I don't know, there were so many things that happened that made me feel as if I was with Nick instead. When he died at least I wasn't as sad like I was for Sarah, Alvin and Rebecca ig.

Sarah, who we showed how to defend herself and saved just to see her die that way. I'm not surprised she is so hated by the players (not because i agree with them, I just expected it from them), but doesn't mean I'm less disappointed lmao she clearly needed help, but it doesn't mean she didn't deserve it or she couldn't get better at defending herself and surviving that world once she got it. I liked her, a lot, and she was a good friend to Clem. She even told Carver, the man that frightened her so much she just "ceased to function", to stop it when he hit Clem. To me that was enough.

This post is getting too long, so I'm going to stop there. Just one more thing...

What happened to Christa?

[calliecopper]

My unpopular TWDG opinion: Kenny should have died in season 1

I honestly think that Kenny's existence in season 2 makes no sense for his character arc in season 1, and kinda prevents the player and Clementine from fully connecting to the new cast.

This coincides with another unpopular opinion: Lily really wasn't that bad in season 1. Seriously, I think she was an interesting and complex character that should have stuck around longer.

The game set up in episode 2 and 3 a Lily vs Kenny dynamic that I felt never reached its true potential due to Lily being written off. I think it would have been interesting if both characters stuck around to episode 5 and, depending on Lee's choices, one of them had stolen the boat with Vernon and left.

If Lily feels Lee has betrayed her and thinks it's best to leave, she'll take the boat (like she does with the RV in canon) and continue to be the villain seen in the final season. Kenny would stick around, have his character arc come to it's proper close, then die either protecting Ben or Christa.

If Kenny feels Lee has betrayed him and thinks it's best to get out of dodge, then he'd steal the boat, and it'd be Lily to remain with the group until she's the one to die protecting Ben or Christa. Then, Kenny would go on to be the villain of the final season.

I genuinely think this would've been more interesting and would have provided a more nuanced look into both characters. It also would give more consequences for Lee's decisions in S1 all the way into S4

[bourbonificould]

Molly vs Jane

Ahhh the age old question

I don't really want to analyze this much. I think it's pretty obvious that Molly and Jane have similar backstories with small differences.

Both have younger sisters, one with diabetes and one that is mentally checked out of the apocalypse. Molly loses hers because the "deal" with Crawford's doctor ends, while Jane loses hers when she finally gives up on forcing her to move. So both are more lonesome, but Molly is way more active and less provocative I'd say.

I think Molly would beat Jane in a fight, with or without Hilda. She's much more stealthy and has good awareness, determinately clocking Lee and also catching Kenny by surprise. Jane picks one fight and loses it lmao.

[ao3feed-binarybfs]

5 vs 2... I like these odds

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/q3tdujS by oliviao39 "D, i know your not asleep and i need to tell you this so just listen. The match tomorrow is going to be a 5 vs 2, first person to get knocked out match. We have to knock out one cobra to win but they ahve to knock out both of us. I promise, I won't let you get hurt. It will be fine!" Hawk said rubbing his fingers through Demetri's hair before going into the bathroom to get ready for bed. When Hawk came out of the bathroom Demetri had rolled over to his side of the bed, this was his way of acknowledging what Hawk had to say. Hawk climbed into bed and fell asleep, he knew he had to get a good nights rest because tomorrow was going to be one of the most crucial points of the tournament. -------------- My take on the rumoured 5 vs 2 handicap match that Eli and Demetri will take part in during an elimination round in the Seikai Taikai. Words: 6238, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Demetri Alexopoulos, Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz, Daniel LaRusso, Chozen Toguchi, Johnny Lawrence, Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai), Robby Keene, Samantha LaRusso, Tory Nichols, John Kreese, Devon Lee (Cobra Kai), Anthony LaRusso, Kenny Payne Relationships: Demetri Alexopoulos/Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz Additional Tags: Karate, Romance, Romantic Soulmates, Romantic Fluff, POV Demetri Alexopoulos, POV Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz, POV Alternating, Idiots in Love, Boys In Love, Fights, Fist Fights, Love, Blood and Injury, Blood, Blood and Violence, I'm Bad At Tagging, Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/q3tdujS