#leave pookie alone

[swaggyredkoala]

Imagine how embarrassing it's going to be if Benji doesn't die and we got ourselves riled up over nothing

[shadowqueenjude]

I will fight anyone who hates on Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

[frozendakeri]

My coworker: "If you guys lose to the Chiefs, I'm blaming it on Herbert's God awful haircut"

Me: 😭😭😭😭

[itsblasttothepast]

"Helmut Marko shows his support to Checo Pérez and trust in his recovery in F1"

Me:

[forzafinally]

Not Charles having his car frisked 😭😭😭

[zenruu]

if you're still boiling a character as complex as alistair down to anything along the lines of: himbo, idiot, soft baby without an idea of his own, haha funny cheese man i'm straight up burning your house down with lasers and sending you directly to hell.

if you genuinely believe that man is stupid, all you're doing is admitting that you yourself cannot see beyond the incredibly transparent veil he wants to put over your eyes.

what he is is insecure, and he wants you to think he's stupid so that he doesn't have to live up to expectations he fears he won't meet. shortly after meeting him you can call him out on using humor to deflect and make himself smaller and he ADMITS IT.

he repeatedly shows you just how intelligent he is and how aware of the ways of the world he is. his history knowledge, his understanding of the chantry and its control of templars and mages that goes far beyond nearly anyone else we as the player speak with, his emotional intelligence when it comes to understanding others' intentions and needs... and this is just a thoughtless little post with quick examples i conjured up in five minutes! i'm not even doing a deep dive here! how do so many people miss all of this?

this is not advanced reading of subtext, it's incredibly simple and i'm completely unsure how people don't understand this about him.

he's such a great character for so many reasons - his flaws being some of those reasons - but a lack of intelligence is simply not one of those flaws no matter how you spin it.

[everwalldigan]

Defending Bruce Wayne online isn’t enough. I need a machete

[richardsfatalflaw]

"will gets in the way of milkvan" this "el gets in the way of byler" that. and if i said mike gets in the way of willel power twins.

[karasu4life]

When they surround the character as someone freaky forgetting the true analogy that wants to convey the reason for his... Weird actions

Shidou's character wants to convey that he wants to leave a mark on football as a person, to make history. Therefore, he says those things like "straight into the womb"... Guysssss...

I love him sm nobody can make me hate him

SHIDOUUUUUU

[clarencerambles]

you know what? i don’t care that jinx is a terrorist. she’s MY terrorist!

[lotus-pear]

@evilkaeya GET BEHIND ME BBYGIRL I WILL PROTECT U

[gunsatthaphan]

why are they doing another starlympics event??? firstkhao are gonna suffer again

yeah @ gmmtv just fyi this is who ur asking to participate in another all-day sports event,,,,

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Cloud, internally: I am suave. I am cool. I am the epitome of grace. I kill without mercy, I fight with the strength of a hundred men, I am one of the underappreciated greatest. Shinra is filled with dumbasses, but I am the very few who still retain good cognitive function

Cloud, in front of a large crowd: uh

[cornerstoreclown]

‘terrifier has no story, it’s all gore!’ ‘terrifier is just one big gore fest!’ ‘it’s just gore porn!’ ‘people who watch this are sick!’

1. It’s a slasher movie, plot was never gonna be that serious to begin with. they never are.

2. Saw is gore porn too, and it’s been in the cultural realm since the early 2000’s. When it first came out it was said to be torture porn, too. I know—I was there.

3. It’s transgressive media, it’s a breath of fresh air. Liking a clown cutting people up doesn’t make you fucked up in the head, never has and never will. Put down the christian right wing talking points and chill. It’s not that serious. It was never that serious. And moreover it’s not real.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Me talking about Crosshair: Your Honor, he’s just a girl.

[doyoungsglasses]

i need yall to know that if anything happens to kang daeho in season three i'm going to netflix hq and comitting several crimes