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Gary king doodles <3

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tbh this movie made me kinda sad ┐(‘～`；)┌ 

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we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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What if I fucking died

What if Ethan didn't shave his fugitive beard before his husband Benji arrived in Vienna?

What if a sore and beaten Ethan, after months way from any comfort or friends finds his hands too unsteady to shave after the Opera Debacle?

What if Benji, after making is very clear he was staying, bullied Ethan into sitting and tended to his wounds?

What if Benji was trusted to hold a blade to Ethan's throat? What if Benji stood between Ethan's spread thighs and gently, carefully, tenderly, shaved Ethan?

What if afterwards he patted his cheeks dry and told him

"There's my Ethan. Hello."

WHAT THEN?!!??!

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I can’t blame Ethan, if I was around Benji Dunn I’d stare at him all the time too. Even Ilsa is looking..

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I'm not confident enough 😞

people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it

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ao3 should have a new button for exquisite fanfic called 'i can't believe it's not canon!'

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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Benji can literally just say "pretty please" and Ethan will do whatever he asked

literally dead reckoning:

benji : ethan you gotta jump off this cliff with your bicycle

ethan: what the fuck. no im not going to do that do you even hear yourself ??

benji : ethan i am so stressed out rn.

ethan :

ethan : ok fine

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He do be swimming.

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THE NOSE NUZZLE 🥺🥺🥺

my sweeties

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I'm going to explode with joy my ita bag and Cornetto keychains arrived in the mail today AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u cant kill unicorn

u cant kill unicorn