#they are not made for this

[gunsatthaphan]

why are they doing another starlympics event??? firstkhao are gonna suffer again

yeah @ gmmtv just fyi this is who ur asking to participate in another all-day sports event,,,,

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[billskaarsgard]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[chiisana-lion]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[eliotlime]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[fraternum-momentum]

do u ever just