#leave oscar alone

[shitapril]

"carlos sainz is the only driver with a 100% podium rate" bam appendicitis, "lando norris is the only driver who's made points in every race so far" another bam dnf now "oscar piastri is the only driver who's done 100% laps-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[lastonthebrakes]

JAIL FOR GASLY

[sebnameyourcar]

lewis i am annoyed at you rn

[dutchgp]

Now why did George do that 😐

[oscarcito]

Oscar Piastri and Andrea Stella | 08/12/24

[alexi-01]

CHARLES 🔪🔪

[linnytheseagull]

More classic literature YouTubers because it's so funny to me

Bonus content:

[nikoisme]

They're going to have a vaguely gay reunion trust

[pensivepeach]

GIRL ONE PODIUM TOGETHER AND YOU’RE ALREADY SHOWING HIM YOUR PUSSY???

[bunny-jpeg]

i'm holding your hand when i'm saying this. as a veteran of rpf writing and shit-posting. the number one rule of rpf in any context is, do not make it the person's problem.

do not be in any driver's dms or anyone in their lives' dms (friends/families/significant others). if they stumble across it, that's fine. but don't be in their business and expecting a response. this also means not asking formula one as a organization if lestappen is real or whatever other ship. let's just have our fun and let the boys race, and we can all exist as a network. and YES, we've seen the posts that "hint" are lestappen or landoscar. but it's all tongue and cheek. this is not a reason to get in people dms about it. you should be writing for fans, not the crack the code if two people are fucking. - and if they are, good on 'em. it's not for us to know. we don't owe any driver of past, present or future's coming out. whenever or however that may be.

i know some folks are new to rpf, but please, please, please, remember that these are REAL people. and think about how you'd feel if people were sending you fan fiction of someone you loved and their teammate/rival. we can have our little fun on tumblr/twitter/ao3, but please don't be bringing it to the attention of these people. especially like siblings and partners, leave 'em out of it.

[eterniravioli]

[rebouks]

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Oscar: Woah. Wren: [whispers] Told you. [Robin pulled a face at Wren, sticking his tongue out] Robin: What if it’s sealed for a reason? Oscar: If I get bitten by a zombie, just bonk me on the head with this n’ be done with it. Wren: Maybe it’d be fun-.. being a zombie, I mean. [Oscar and Robin leant their weight against his trusty crowbar, successfully prizing the vault door open] Oscar: Teamwork makes the dream work… Wren: [gags] Ough-.. it STINKS! Oscar: Maybe you just farted. Wren: You’re a fart! Oscar: Well, you came from me-.. ipso facto, you’re half fart too. Oscar: It looks like this place used to be some kind of seed vault-.. or maybe a hydroponic garden. Wren: That’s so COOL! Robin: Why’d you think it was abandoned? Oscar: They probably just moved to a bigger place, demolition is expensive. Wren: Can we sleep in here tonight? Oscar: [laughs] Definitely not. Wren: Why not? Oscar: ‘Cause it’s cold n’ probably semi-dangerous-.. c’mon, before your mom misses us n’ I get skinned. Wren: I’m staying. Robin: Really? Wren: Uh-huh. Oscar: Alright, see ya! [As soon as Oscar ushered Robin toward the exit, Wren changed her mind; the eerie sound of metal clanking in the distance echoing around her forebodingly] Wren: Wait for me!

[notanotherfanblog]

normal brain: logan was dropped because he wasn't performing well

big brain: logan was dropped because the car sucks

bigger brain: logan was dropped because james aeiou sucks and he wants to have carlos sainz's love child

galaxy brain: logan left because he was knocked up à la one night stand after the Monaco GP (three guesses by who)

[mecachrome]

https://x.com/LNFOURS/status/1812964164588966203

I'M CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

i don't understand monaco at all why are they at the same building and how do these fans all know to wait there 😭

anw oscar's little backpack is krillingggggg me shdjdjdjd we love a guy who's serious about ECO-FRIENDLY COMMUTING <3 also meetugly au where lando accidentally bumps into poor student oscar with his jolly going like 30kmph and oscar is like mate it's literally fine you barely hit me but somehow it ends in lando accidentally sugar daddying him trying to make amends..... anyone ? sorry where were we

[slythereen]

The thing that pissed me off the most was when he said that Oscar should give him the place back to avoid risking a penalty, saying it as though he cared for Oscar's results.

It pissed me off so much. He wanted to make himself sound so generous to give Oscar advice?? When it was not Oscar's fault? He just wanted to intimidate Oscar into giving him the place back. Carlos knew that was more valuable than 5 seconds, especially as it was a risk the stewards would say it was not Oscar's fault at all.

Honestly I thought that was very messed up of him to try and push for over the radio. He's always trying to play mind games and I hate it.

agreed 100%. honestly my biggest issue with carlos is the lying and always blatantly twisting the narrative. like, bro, just be honest. we all know you’re selfish so let’s not pretend? just admit it?? that’d reduce his dislikability from like 50% imo. i mean, look at alonso proudly flaunting his villain status. admitting it can work. it really can.

but being a dick and a liar is just annoying 🙅🏼‍♀️ and constantly attacking an innocent darling who has never done anything wrong in his life in the process? criminal!

[koszmarnybudyn]

Arthur was Oscar's depressed goblin nightmare man literally.