#leave oscar alone

[shitapril]

"carlos sainz is the only driver with a 100% podium rate" bam appendicitis, "lando norris is the only driver who's made points in every race so far" another bam dnf now "oscar piastri is the only driver who's done 100% laps-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[lastonthebrakes]

JAIL FOR GASLY

[sebnameyourcar]

lewis i am annoyed at you rn

[dutchgp]

Now why did George do that 😐

[alexi-01]

CHARLES 🔪🔪

[linnytheseagull]

More classic literature YouTubers because it's so funny to me

Bonus content:

[pensivepeach]

GIRL ONE PODIUM TOGETHER AND YOU’RE ALREADY SHOWING HIM YOUR PUSSY???

[f1-birb]

one of Lando's mechanics has had to make his insta private because he'd been sent a barrage of hate after a fan took offence to him supposedly calling Checo "stupid" (after his collision with Carlos when the cameras cut to the McLaren garage) and shared his insta handle

it shouldn't need to be said but let's say it anyway

do not harass team members, mechanics, engineers, communications team members, etc. on their personal social media accounts

they are human and will make comments just like drivers will, but this does not mean you're entitled to send them abusive messages or harass them on their personal accounts

McLaren in particular had a really bad time of this behaviour a few years ago, with personnel making their accounts private and actually asking for people to stop harassing them, and I've seen team members for other teams have also had to do this on and off

tagging some of the more popular drivers because we are seeing way too much vitriol on the internet atm

[eterniravioli]

[rebouks]

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Oscar: Woah. Wren: [whispers] Told you. [Robin pulled a face at Wren, sticking his tongue out] Robin: What if it’s sealed for a reason? Oscar: If I get bitten by a zombie, just bonk me on the head with this n’ be done with it. Wren: Maybe it’d be fun-.. being a zombie, I mean. [Oscar and Robin leant their weight against his trusty crowbar, successfully prizing the vault door open] Oscar: Teamwork makes the dream work… Wren: [gags] Ough-.. it STINKS! Oscar: Maybe you just farted. Wren: You’re a fart! Oscar: Well, you came from me-.. ipso facto, you’re half fart too. Oscar: It looks like this place used to be some kind of seed vault-.. or maybe a hydroponic garden. Wren: That’s so COOL! Robin: Why’d you think it was abandoned? Oscar: They probably just moved to a bigger place, demolition is expensive. Wren: Can we sleep in here tonight? Oscar: [laughs] Definitely not. Wren: Why not? Oscar: ‘Cause it’s cold n’ probably semi-dangerous-.. c’mon, before your mom misses us n’ I get skinned. Wren: I’m staying. Robin: Really? Wren: Uh-huh. Oscar: Alright, see ya! [As soon as Oscar ushered Robin toward the exit, Wren changed her mind; the eerie sound of metal clanking in the distance echoing around her forebodingly] Wren: Wait for me!

[notanotherfanblog]

normal brain: logan was dropped because he wasn't performing well

big brain: logan was dropped because the car sucks

bigger brain: logan was dropped because james aeiou sucks and he wants to have carlos sainz's love child

galaxy brain: logan left because he was knocked up à la one night stand after the Monaco GP (three guesses by who)

[op81s]

oscar going p1 -> p19 -> p13 AND getting fastest lap. he's an icon. he's a legend. he IS the moment.

[aaronsinferno]

Thought across the spiderverse was gonna be the ultimate spider people team up but I had no idea that the team up was gonna be almost every spider person ever trying to JUMP MILES!!! OH MY GOD?!??!?

[mecachrome]

https://x.com/LNFOURS/status/1812964164588966203

I'M CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

i don't understand monaco at all why are they at the same building and how do these fans all know to wait there 😭

anw oscar's little backpack is krillingggggg me shdjdjdjd we love a guy who's serious about ECO-FRIENDLY COMMUTING <3 also meetugly au where lando accidentally bumps into poor student oscar with his jolly going like 30kmph and oscar is like mate it's literally fine you barely hit me but somehow it ends in lando accidentally sugar daddying him trying to make amends..... anyone ? sorry where were we

[slythereen]

The thing that pissed me off the most was when he said that Oscar should give him the place back to avoid risking a penalty, saying it as though he cared for Oscar's results.

It pissed me off so much. He wanted to make himself sound so generous to give Oscar advice?? When it was not Oscar's fault? He just wanted to intimidate Oscar into giving him the place back. Carlos knew that was more valuable than 5 seconds, especially as it was a risk the stewards would say it was not Oscar's fault at all.

Honestly I thought that was very messed up of him to try and push for over the radio. He's always trying to play mind games and I hate it.

agreed 100%. honestly my biggest issue with carlos is the lying and always blatantly twisting the narrative. like, bro, just be honest. we all know you’re selfish so let’s not pretend? just admit it?? that’d reduce his dislikability from like 50% imo. i mean, look at alonso proudly flaunting his villain status. admitting it can work. it really can.

but being a dick and a liar is just annoying 🙅🏼‍♀️ and constantly attacking an innocent darling who has never done anything wrong in his life in the process? criminal!

[koszmarnybudyn]

Arthur was Oscar's depressed goblin nightmare man literally.