#league of fatties

[beckyts]

No more puppygirls, it’s all about leafeon girls now☺️🤭

[gretsondaily]

D’Arcy Carden via Instagram 📸

Dec 29, 2022

[cverotten]

18+ Only

I was gonna colour this but it looked weird so here is big pantheon

[tummyspilled]

Ahri

[b3ach-bunn7]

CHANGE OUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW

You’re the League of Villans new healer. Messages between you and their resident arsonist.

slight nsfw, more just teasing than anything else

(title based off the blood orange song plz listen 🙏)

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October 8th

2:06 pm

You: hi, idk if Shigaraki told you but I’m the leagues new healer!! I think we r bedroom neighbours :D

You: so if u need anything I’m a room away lol

Dabi: K

You: wow so articulate

Seen

October 10th

12:09am

Dabi: Shiggy says go to the bar

You: okay

You: what did he need?

Seen

October 11th:

4:40 pm

You: did u eat my leftovers

Dabi: 🧐

You: BRUH

You: ur buying me more idgaf

Dabi: Hell no

You: I’m gonna tell kugisaki then

Dabi: Okay? Tf is he gonna do

You: aren’t u on his Spotify family plan

Dabi: Fine I’ll fucking buy u more fatty

You: HAHA

October 13th

10:09am

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

Dabi: Ur so loud

You: that’s what she said 😂

Dabi: Actually kys

Dabi: Turn that shit down

You: aw ur so nice 🥰

October 15th

2:06 am

You: can u shut up it’s 2am

Seen

October 19th

1:18 am

You: where r u

You: shig says u need me

Dabi: I don’t need shit

Dabi: I’m fine

You: right so the blood trail leading to ur room is just decor then?

Dabi: Getting a head start on Halloween

You: just let me in 😒

October 20th 

3:07 pm

You: where do u get the staples for ur face and stuff

Dabi: Y

You: just Y is crazy 😭

You: I’m getting supplies for the league

Dabi: Target

You: ???

You: they’re just normal staples???

You: I thought they were like medical ones

Dabi: Too expensive 

You: brokie

Dabi: Kys 

You: okay and what if I did

Dabi: Mission accomplished

You: prick 

October 22nd

11:31 pm

Dabi: Need healing

You: what’s the magic word 😁

Dabi: I’ll burn u to a crisp?

You: omw!!!!

October 25th

8:43 pm

You: do u guys do anything for Halloween

Dabi: R we 12

You: duck off

Dabi: 🦆 

You: STFY

You: ykw I mean

You: like a party or smth

You: or do I have to source my Halloween activities outside of the league

Dabi: Idk

Dabi: Ask Toga

You: okay thanks for nothing 🙄

Seen

October 25th

10:01 pm

You: ME AND TOGA R HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT

You: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: u are invited 

Dabi: K

You: its for Halloween so u have to dress up

Dabi: The fuck

Dabi: Y

You: togas never cekebrated Halloween

You: and she got kinda sad when I asked fo i told her we can dress up here

Dabi: Oh

You: so if u can come she’d greatly appreciate it!!!

You: and ig I would too 😒

Dabi: Yh you’d love me there

You: shut up 

October 29th

3:43 am

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: R u awake

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Wake up

You: wtf do u want 

You: its theee am

Dabi: Ik but I need you

You: huh

Dabi: Healing

Dabi: Got hit bad

You: oh shit okay

You: you in your room?

Dabi: Tes

You: coming

Dabi: Lol

You: bros dying and is still cracking jokes

October 29th

2:05 pm

Dabi: Does ur quirk always do that

You: do what?

Dabi: Hurt u

You: oh thattt

You: well it like gets rid of ur pain and injury but part of the pain had to go to me 

You: has*

You: my pain tolerance is high tho so idm most of the time

You: ur wound was just kinda bad yesterday so it hurt a bit more than usual 😅

You: or this morning ig

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: I didn’t know that

You: lolz it’s okay 😝

You: I’m used to it

Dabi: Thx ig

You: you guess?!??!

Dabi: K

You: YOU kys 

October 31st

7:06 pm

You: YOU ACC DRESSED UP :D

Dabi: I’m wearing plastic fangs

You: I see those eyeliner bite marks on ur neck

Dabi: Y r u looking at my neck freak

Dabi: Should be watching the movie not me

You: shut up

You: does this mean u wear eyeliner

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

You: HAHA

Dabi: Never text me again

You: ughhhhhh ur soooo emo 🖤🥀⛓️

Seen

November 4th

5:09 pm

You: DABI

You: DABIIIIIIUIII

You: PLZ MY CREAMTION KING

Dabi: Cremation u freak

You: LMAOOOOO

You: that was an accident

Dabi: What

You: can u come with me and toga to watch the fireworks 😝

Dabi: Ur actually on Togas dick

Dabi: Leave her alone

You: r u jealous I’m not hanging with u :/

You: I promise we can go out

Dabi: Ew

You: rude

You: plzzz just come

Dabi: 😳

You: UR SO GROSS

You: we r leaving at half past

November 8th 

4:07 pm

Dabi: Grab black hair dye on ur way home 

You: what brand

Dabi: Manic panic

You: wait does this mean ur hair isn’t actually naturally black??

Dabi: No the dyes for Toga

You: ohhh okay

Dabi: Ur so fucking stupid

You: LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭

You: can I help u dye it 😝

Dabi: No

You: PLEAAAAAAAASE

Missed call

Dabi: Never call me again

You: PLEASE

Dabi: Fuckijg hell

Dabi: Fine

You: YIPEEE

November 12th

1:15 am

You: dabi istg

You: shut the actual fuck up

You: both of you

Missed call

You: bro ur actually pissing me off

You: WE SHARE A WALL

You: I CAN HEAR U TEO FUCKING LIKE IM IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

You: I actually hate you 

November 12th

3:06 am

Dabi: Soz

Dabi: Lol

Dabi: We’re finished now

You: yeah I could fucking tell 

You: dickhead

Dabi: 🙁

Dabi: I was just giving her a good time

Dabi: I can show you if you’d like

You: she’s literlaly still in the room with you u degenerate 

Dabi: You been listening?

Dabi: Freaky 😛

You: FUCK YOU

November 15th

10:06 pm

Dabi: image attachment

Dabi: Tf is this

You: it’s yakult idiot 

Dabi: Why is it in my room

You: oh I heard u say to toga u can’t buy them cause

You: ur a famous villain and stuff

You: so I bought some when I was out 😝

Dabi: Why

You: omg we’ve upgraded to full words

You: idk I just saw them and remebered so i grabbed them

You: if u don’t want them I’ll come grab them sorry if I made u feel weird

Dabi: Shut up it’s fine

Dabi: Thx

You: 😝

November 17th 

9:07 pm

Dabi: image attachment

You: HAHHA

You: WHAT HAPOENED

Dabi: Some weird ass slime guy in an alley way

Dabi: Spinner got hit

You: he looks like those alien toys that come in the slime eggs

Dabi: 🤣🤣

You: poor baby

You: I can’t heal that

November 20th

11:16 pm

Missed call

Missed call

Dabi: What did I say about calling me 

You: plz pick up

You: I think this guy is following me

You: and I’m scared

You: I took like three turns anrbhes still behind me

Dabi & Y/N, Time elapsed: 45 minutes

November 21st

12:15 am

You: thank you for earlier 

Dabi: It’s ok

Dabi: What did he look like 

You: uhm a bit shorter than u, brown hair and I think brown eyes

You: he was wearing a green bomber jacket and he was by the corner shop

You: why

Dabi: None of ur business 

You: I can hear u leaving ur room

You: where r u going

Dabi: Shut up

You: right 😭

November 22nd 

1:06 am

You: bro not again

You: please STOP

You: can’t u go back to their place for once like 😭😭

Dabi: He’s busy 😘

You: girl idgaf

You: go be busy somewhere else 

You: or stfu

Dabi: Sorry

Dabi: She took my phone 

You: again idgaf just plz shut up I wanna sleep

Dabi: K

You: 🖕

November 24th

9:09 pm 

You: me and twice are watching a movie if you wanna join 

Dabi: What r u watching

You: hot fuzz 😝 

You: a classic 

You: u probably don’t even know it 

You: it’s kinda underground and too cool for u

Dabi: I do fucking know it

Dabi: Cornetto triology

You: …

You: literally in love with u rn 😍

Dabi: Shut up

Dabi: Coming don’t start without me

You: okayyyyyy

Dabi: Stfu

You: 😞

November 30th

8:07 pm

Dabi: Turn ur music down

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Missed call

You: what did I say about calling me 🥀⛓️🖤

Dabi: Turn ur fucking music down 

You: It’s chappel roan 🙁

Dabi: I don’t give a fuck

You: KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

Dabi: Stfu

You: AND UR EATING ME OUT 😔😔

Dabi: You wish

You: :/ don’t ruin Chappel for me

Dabi: I’d show chappel a good time

You: She’s a lesbian u freak

You: EYE will show her a good time

Dabi: Can I watch 😍

You: Ew

Dabi: 😔

December 2nd

6:36 pm

You: bro

You: where tf is kugisaki

You: do yk 

Dabi: Nah

Dabi: What do u need 

You: I’m so fucking cold

You: the heating in my room isn’t working😔😔😔😔

You: and I’m gonna die of coldness

Dabi: L

Dabi: Can’t relate

You: where r u rn

Dabi: Couch

You: okay I’m coming

You: ur gonna warm me up thanks for offering I accept

Dabi: Tf

You: On my way! 

Dabi: Lol

You: shuddup 

Dabi: Stay in ur cold room then

You: IM SORDY IM SORRY

You: u can keep talking forever 

Dabi: Good girl

Dabi: Bring the yakult from my room

You: okay 😁

December 10th

5:45 pm

Dabi: Are u crying

You: omfg can u hear me

You: that’s so embarassing wtf 😭

Dabi: Why r u crying

You: lmao I’m just on my period

You; I saw a tik tok of those army dads coming home and they always make me cry

Dabi: Lol I just heard u sob again

You: yeah it’s so funny 

December 10th

6:10 pm

You: DABI

You: DID U GET ME THESE

You: THE CHOCOLATE AND THE heavy duty pads

Dabi: No

You: :D u so did

You: thank u :((

You: how did u know I like m&ms 😝

Dabi: Cause ur always eating them fatty

You: HEY

You: I’ll cry again

Dabi: Loser

You: yeah a loser u bought chocolate for 

December 15th

9:18 pm

Dabi: Why r u crying again

You: why r u watching me freak

You: it’s movie night not Y/N night

Dabi: I can hear u sniffling ur right next to me

You; YH cause ur warm

You: idk my sister loved this movie

Dabi: Why is that making u cry

You: because she’s dead 😁

Dabi: Oh

You: yeah oH 

Dabi: Damn

You: LMAO 

You: thank u for the comfort 🙏🙏

Dabi: Idk what to say 😔

You: people usually say sorry

Dabi: I’m not saying that shit

Dabi: i didn’t kill her

You: LMAOOO

Dabi: There there 

You: that works 

You: just keep me warm and I’ll be okay

Dabi: I’m not a human heater

You: my body is telling me smth different

Dabi: 😒

December 18th

5:07 pm

You: bro do u have my laundry

You: I think spinner put it in ur room by accident 

Dabi: He did 😁

You: why r u so happy about that

Dabi: Cause ur pink panties are so pretty

You: I’m gonna kill myself!

You: STOP LOOKING AT MY JNDERWEAR 

Dabi: Its not my fault theyre all over my bed 

Dabi: So u like lace

Dabi: Noted

You: I hope u know I’m on the ledge rn

Dabi: Aw don’t be shy 

Dabi: Its nothing I haven’t seen before

You: whore 

Dabi: A good one

You: I’m coming to get them and no words will be exchanged between us

Dabi: Boring

December 19th 

8:37 pm

You: oh dabi 😁😁😁😁😁

Dabi: No

You: u don’t even know what I want

Dabi: Yes I do

Dabi: Toga and Twice asked me and I said no

You: :(

You: plz it will be so fun

You: and the limit is ten pound plz

You: I haven’t done a secret Santa in ages and forever

Dabi: No

You: pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase

You: :(

Dabi: Fucking hell 

Dabi: Ok

Dabi: If I get shiggy I’m buying him Vaseline

You: YIPPEE

You: thank u :D

Dabi: Stfu

December 23rd

11:52 pm

Dabi: Come to my room 

You: fuck off

You: yk I can see u from the living room

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: Okay?

You: u ain’t slick lil bro 😭

You: also yk that’s not even mistletoe

You: I think that’s just a twig from outside

Dabi: Again

Dabi: Okay?

You: shut up

Dabi: Plz come to my room I need healing 🙁

You: SHUSH

December 25th

2:06 am

Dabi: y/n

Dabi: why arnet unhere

Dabi: ehy am I dirnkifn with shiggy and teice 

Dabi: shouod be with u baby

You: oh dabi :/

You: I told u I wanted to stay and watch Christmas movies with Toga 

You: r u drunk 

Dabi: ovviusly 

Dabi: come to the bar

Dabi: wanna kiss you 

Dabi: bring the miserlloe

Dabi: miseltoe

You: shut up

Dabi: xome shut me up with ur mouth

Dabi: so hot

Dabi: are u wearing that lacy underwar 

You: plz stop talking about my underwear 🙏

Dabi: vant stop thinking about them

Dabi: wanna fuck you white youve still got them on

You: okay!!!! I think that’s enough drinks for u!!!!!!

Dabi: no im beirng fr

Dabi: ur so hot

Dabi: hmerry christmas 

You: merry christmas dabi

Dabi: my lisp really hrut 

Dabi: kiss them better

You: hypothetically I could

Dabi: pelase baby

You: goodnight!!

December 26th 

3:07 pm

Dabi: I meant all of it btw

You: 😭😭 u drank half the bar 

You: how r u even awake

Dabi: Fucking headache

You: I can heal it if u want

Dabi: Please

You: okayyy omw 

Dabi: Wait

Dabi: Did u open ur secret Santa

You: wait no I didn’t

You: cause u wanted to be different and leave it in my room and not under the tree

Dabi: Open it first

You: okay………

You: Dabi

Dabi: 😁

You: is this fucking christmas themed lingerie

Dabi: 😁😁😁😁

Dabi: Wear it while u heal me

You: DIE

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do I think the LOV would actually be this close and family au? Probably not. Do I care? HELL NO. Ik he’d be such a degenerate even if he is a cutie deep down

also the whole “he’s busy 😘” thing is him trying to get over u and realising he acc wants to fuck YOU and not the random girls he’s picking up on the streets

I feel like my Britishness comes into play so much in these text posts so plz excuse it.. but I just love Touya.. my inspiration has been crazy recently but plz don’t get used to this 😔 uni is only getting busier

[yanderenightmare]

Shigaraki Tomura

TW: NSFW, BDSM, dubcon/noncon, captive darling, humiliation/degradation, mean Shiggy

gn reader

When you’re first taken, you learn quickly to never refuse him – instead, you try your best to cater to him any way you can, but often, you find he’ll punish you for any given excuse.

Try too hard, and he’ll punish you for lying to him – try too little, and he’ll punish you for being lazy. Do exactly what he says, and he’ll punish you for having forgotten something he said earlier. Gag on his cock, you’re punished for being ungrateful. Cum, and you’re punished for being indulgent. Say you like it, you’re called a slut followed by him going harder – but say nothing, and you’re slapped for being a boring fuck.

You’ve come to understand no matter what you do or how carefully you do it, what Tomura wants is to keep you on your toes. He enjoys the humiliation riddled on your teary face and the way you beg him for mercy just as much as he enjoys flooding your guts with his cum.

He’s always searching for new and fun ways to torment you.

Standard posture is to tie your hands behind your back in a reverse prayer and fix your legs to your thighs, then roll you on your stomach – stuffing your hole with a fat thrumming dildo and your pretty mouth with a cock-gag, making you mewl out all your moans around the fatty seizing all the space in your throat.

A hogtie often calls for a nose hook. Fixing one tight around your skull, pushing your little nose up into a cute snout befitting of a real piglet. Telling you to say oink around the gag in your mouth, red and resembling an apple.

You’re so cute after he leaves you like that for a couple of hours. All wet and whimpering like a bitch who’s been left out in the dog house on a rainy day. So grateful for the tiniest sliver of mercy – be it licking his balls or cock-warming him during a game. Being such an eager girlfriendly slut for him – no fight left, leaving you pliant and pet-like – cuddling him all soft and sweetly.

He keeps you busy when he doesn’t have the time to play with you.

Sometimes, he’ll lock you inside a crate. It’s dark and hard to breathe, and all your holes are stuffed with something so big you’re never quite able to adjust to the size – the rhythm making your swollen flesh go prickly and numb – but with the ever-changing unpredictable beat, you never get numb enough to be able to ignore it either.

And while you feel you’re your jaws unlocking and knees scuffing as though you’re kneeling in gravel – so tense and so sore – you find yourself comforting yourself with the thought of being allowed back in bed, all tuckered out and sleeping on Tomura’s warm chest.

During league meetings, he’ll bring along a baby call, setting it down on the desk – caring little about the people getting sweaty around the table, listening to your muffled cries and squeals while you cum on whatever he has you stuffed with back in his room. They can all imagine you from those other times when he’d brought you with him – wearing nothing but a pretty red collar fixed snugly around your throat and a golden bell that gave a little ring every time he made you bounce on his lap. 

You were so riddled with embarrassment from all the leering, squeezing his cock so tight because of it, he figured he ought to thank everyone by offering your mouth – making you crawl beneath the table on all fours, going from cock to clit to cock again until you’d rounded the ring and crawled back into Tomura’s lap.

Another position he likes is you on your knees with your wrists tied to your ankles – leaving your face mushed against the floor. You’re real pretty like that – with your back in a slope and your ass raised up in the air – begging for some cock or a hard slap. When he slots his fat shaft inside the ring, bottoming out in one fell swoop, he places his foot on your cheek as an extra measure. Pummeling you raw until it gapes all cutely from his size.

He could never stop looping rope and making knots around your pretty body. But he’d be lying if he said he doesn’t enjoy it when you come around to it yourself – when you crawl after him before he leaves you alone in his room, your collar hanging from your mouth, those big eyes peering up at him all brightly as though silently asking him if he’s forgotten something.

When he crouches down and fixes it around your throat, you chew your lip and shuffle your thighs together – all giddy. He tells you to open your mouth, and you do so widely, swallowing his spit without protest – instead with a smile and an ever-so-soft thank you.

It’s gone as far as when he commands that you make yourself cum ten times before he returns – he actually trusts you to do it.

[hockeygossipdaily]

I was once part of the NHL WAGS, but now I am an ex-wag. These Tumblr blogs rarely mentioned my ex-bf, so I feel secure enough to write a bit about my life as a wag.

My ex-bf and I met after he joined the league. At the time, I was just an ordinary woman in my early 20s looking for a relationship. When a friend of mine suggested dating a pro athlete, I was all in. Fortunately, she had mutual connections with my ex, so we met at a party. After that, I did everything I could to make him stay. I dyed my hair blonde and kept it that way, bought expensive perfumes to give the impression that I came from a high-class background, even though I didn't wear designer clothes. After 5 months of seeing each other, we officially became a couple and stayed together for 2.5 years. 

Three months into our relationship, I realized that I needed to distance myself from my friends, most of them are my sorority sisters. This new life required me to "level up" every aspect of my existence. 

Tell you what, those NHL guys can be rough. I was in a sorority during college, and I found that fraternity boys were far BETTER MEN than many of these guys. All they talked about was hockey, hockey, and more hockey. My ex-bf ate pasta and chicken breasts, and he did not want to see me craving juicy, fatty sirloin. During the season, they rarely put their gf first. Hockey always came first, and (I personally) often treated like mere accessories. We had to have sex before games because the gf was seen as a "lucky charm." If they lost, they’d retreat to their beds without saying a word to us.

The wag life wasn't as glamorous as people think. Sure, we could wear unbranded clothes and shoes, but during game time or WAG events, everything was about competition between women. Using your bf's credit card to buy things was definitely frowned upon for myself but I had to.

Was I happy with the situation? At the time, yes, I WAS. Money could buy anything (which cliche since NHL is one of the least paid league in the US). My life with the other wags was fabulous (hangouts, parties, etc). But over time, my love for my ex-bf began to fade. I started to think: If he proposed to me, I’d say yes, but I’d be a two-faced wife.

Would I still love him when he was older and no longer able to play hockey?

Would I be able to maintain the wags lifestyle once he was no longer in the league?

Eventually, we broke up when the feelings were no longer mutual. MANY wags and professional athletes have successful relationships, but that wasn't the case for us. 

The hardest part of my life came 2 months after the breakup. Not because of the status or money, but because I had to reach out to my old friends and realize that the proper life I had 2.5 years ago was gone.

Thank you for sharing anon and providing some insight

[glennk56]

Jefferson Mappin in 1980s & 1990s.

Jefferson Mappin is a Canadian actor born in Montreal. His film career started in 1978 with a small role in the Canadian/UK crime drama Tomorrow Never Comes starring Oliver Reed and Raymond Burr. I had never heard of him until I saw him in The Freshman a couple of weeks ago. At 6'5" he is always able to find work.

Jefferson Mappin

Most of Mappin's early work was in small roles in Canadian films that as of yet haven't been digitalized. The above stills are from the 1988 Canada/US Sitcom about a professional wrestler, Learning the Ropes, starring football player Lyle Alzado and often real professional wrestlers of the time made guest appearances. Only 13 episodes were produced. The first photo was from the pilot episode and it looks like it was from somebody's old VHS home recording. The next photo is a little better. Jefferson Mappin played a wrestler called Cheetah. It isn't known how many episodes he appeared in.

In 1990 Mappin played a pro wrestler again on an episode of the US/Canada crime drama, T and T, starring Mr. T of course.

Jefferson Mappin played an insane asylum resident in the film Beautiful Dreamers based on true events in 1990.

The Freshman, 1990, starring Marlon Brando and Matthew Broderick would fit in right here but Jefferson was barely visible in his scene, so I left it out any photo.

In 1991, Jefferson Mappin plays a real estate agent in the fantasy/drama White Light.

and Mappin as a dry-cleaning employee in an episode of Tropical Heat (nee Sweating Bullets).

Here is Jefferson Mappin as Fatty Rossiter in 1992 in Clint Eastwood's western, Unforgiven.

Here is Jefferson Mappin as a gun shop owner being questioned about a gun purchased in an episode of the TV series Counterstrike in 1993. I like the way he is pressed up against the counter.

Jefferson Mappin is a suspect responsible for a missing girl and human trafficking in this TV movie Spenser: Ceremony in 1993 made 5 years after the series Spenser for Hire ended.

Jefferson again as a gun shop owner in 1995 in an episode of the comedy/drama Due South.

Jefferson Mappin as a tech scientist who loses his memory in an episode of TekWar in 1995.

Jefferson Mappin as a Little League Coach in the TV Movie Shining Time Station: Second Chances in 1995.

Jefferson Mappin plays a Federal Agent in the Sci-Fi Action film Expect No Mercy in 1995.

[a-url-that-exists]

can we talk about the discussion of childhood obesity in school for a minute? Like... what the fuck was that about? Because that was so fucking traumatic. As THE fat kid? Everyone always looked at me when we were talking about childhood obesity. Did that shit ever help ANYONE??? Who was that for? I wasn't ever not going to be "obese", i was always fat, even when i played club soccer, even when i was in tap and ballet and gymnastics as a small child, when i was on the lunch league basketball team and played soccer during lunch, even when i would work out outside of school, biking 25miles with an extra 300lbs of dead weight on the front... i was never skinny enough. I could've benefited from learning about portion sizes, but the answer to childhood obesity was always "these foods are BAD and you're a BAD FATTY OBESE CHILD if you eat them! You're what's wrong with America!" And like... that couldn't have helped anyone. That could not have helped a single person. Like. Hello???

[fitgirlfemdom]

The story you made about the pathetic NEET gooner who let himself go is literally me.

It did start small. I was coming off of a high in regards to everything, super promising schooling and I made it into a fairly prestigious lab in college where I still work. But from freshman to senior year, while my schoolwork has been fine, I’ve pretty much watched myself fall from extremely sociable, charming all the way to monstrous fatty sneaking out of my dorm room (which is more of a league of legends/weed/feedist porn dungeon) to pick up my 3rd ubereats of the night while girls look at me judgingly.

And literally the best part is that I glance back up at them, wearing my oversized sweater that’s getting tighter and tighter, and I can’t help but feel so good. It’s amazing when I get into the elevator with rowdy college girls and all they have to make conversation with me is the fact that I’m holding a bag that obviously contains a shit ton of fast food.

I have, seldomly, gotten into the elevator at my dorm with fat girls who appear to be in my boat with regards to overeating ubereats. When that happens, it’s like two people who desperately want out but understand that each other poses no harm in judgment.

In this way, I’ve gained around 90 pounds in 3 years (most of it was in 1 year, so I could easily push it to 150 pounds overall), making me 5’6, 220 pounds.

I have also dabbled in the whole cock rating fetish. I once requested a rating from a super muscular Onlyfans acc where I gave a before pic (for physique) and an after pic.. The next few nights, I downed so much heavy cream and melted ice cream that I had to call off work.

I love the Berserk theme btw. Farnese is by far my fav character.

Oh yeah I love Farnese too! Such a great personality :D

I also wouldn't consider you a NEET, judging by how you're literally in college and that cancels out the first two letters. I see a lot of people, especially on tiktok and twitter, conflating "NEET" with "terminally online nerd." For fetish purposes, though, they look the same, and smell the same, so I guess I can let it slide.

a little bit of rambling:

I think the reason I'm so attracted to fat degenerate nerd losers is not just because they're a lot easier to please, but they also know exactly what they want and where they stand. It's the same with girls--I'm much more interested in chubby, awkward, dyed-hair nerd girls than the girls that called me a bulldyke in high school.

"High-value" men and women in my age group (or whatever they like calling themselves) have no interests beyond vague terms like "traveling" or "doggos" or whatever else I've seen on Hinge. The women are also extremely hesitant about actually getting with women (bicurious) while the men just expect you to worship the ground they walk on, for no reason. I dated a 4.0 gpa gymbro and it was exhausting how insecure, manipulative, and immature he was. no self-awareness at all, just pure narcissism. It's incredibly self-deprecating to worship someone that doesn't impress you.

I've also dated a chubby nerd, and while he wasn't a very good boyfriend, he knew what he liked, and he worshipped me in the bedroom. Our sex life was the reason I stayed.

This is all to say, yeah, those girls are going to be judging you and thinking they'd rather swallow glass than kiss you. they won't be happy, though, with their physically active partners. bodies truly do not represent how good someone can fuck, or love, really. i know this is all a fetish, and it IS hot to have a food-waste-filled goon cave, but outside of all this, you will be loved, and you seem really cool. even tho casca is better.

[nelgrowing]

Hi Guys

I'm Nel and those will be a few Words from me ^^

Hi, i'm Nel, u can call me fatty or piggy haha, i'm trying to be fatter and fatter and fatter, and Below I'll give u list with things about me ><

First thing, I'm 21 yrs guy from POLAND 5.75ft / 175 cm 242 lb /110 kg, and i'm still growing, maybe not my height but i'm surely wider haha

SW: 125lb / 56 kg CW: 242lb / 110 kg GW: for a start its 330 lb / 150 kg

My posts are Kinda random i'm sorry, but i post my belly when i feel IT would look nice or i'm full hah, the same with my Patreon, there i post some stuff too, this is expansion of my Tumblr or other media

About my Patreon i post diffrent stuff there and some special Videos and more, and if u Want to know, i dont spend money on some random things all of money i got, I spent on food >.< (At the bottom u have link)

My other medias:

Instagram: @nelgrowing

Twitter: @nelgrowing

YouTube: @nelgrowing

Gromr: @nelgrowing

If u Want to Ask smth, or u have ideas about new stuff u can always dm me or if u just Want to talk about growing haha

And maybe now smth boring, so things about me, I live playing league of legends, valorant, and just playing games, i'm lazy af and hard for me is getting up, most of the time i spend in home eating and playing games and more eating and i belive that's it about me hah

Have a fatty day ! <3

[diceriadelluntore]

Casus (Ri)belli

Qualche tempo fa, su Instagram, lessi un post di Pier Paolo Spinazzé, conosciuto anche con lo pseudonimo Cibo, street artist veronese che copre con stupendi graffiti di cibo le scritte fasciste e naziste sui muri, sui cartelli stradali, sui ponti, soprattutto nella zona del veronese. In esso, Cibo mostrava un messaggio di una persona che lo seguiva, nel quale la stessa si lamentava del fatto che usasse spesso salumi e pizza per coprire le svastiche o gli slogan di Forza Nuova, sottolineando la sua poca attenzione per i vegani. Cibo con una efficace battuta definì la situazione: dalla padella fascista alla brace nazivegana.

Questo episodio mi è venuto in mente in merito alla ormai notissima vicenda di Luigi Mangione. Le migliaia di meme, magliette, adesivi, pagine dedicate hanno trasformato questo ragazzo in una sorta di nuovo eroe popolare mondiale. Un eroe che va bene per tutte le stagioni: è simbolo dell'anticapitalismo, dell'anarchismo, della dimenticata lotta di classe.

Indagando sulla sua persona, si scopre che non è proprio il testimonial perfetto: famiglia facoltosissima, prestigiosa università dell'Ivy League frequentata, idee spiattellate sui social che ammiccano, e probabilmente qualcosa di più, al conservatorismo americano. Ha sparato all'amministratore delegato della UnitedHealthcare Brian Thompson (se le prove lo confermeranno) una delle grandi società di assicurazioni sanitari statunitensi per lotta di classe? Perchè era simbolicamente uno dei pilastri di un sistema abominevole? Perchè gli Stati Uniti sono l'unico paese dei primi 33 più sviluppati a non avere un sistema parauniversale di Sanità Pubblica? Io credo proprio di no. È stata probabilmente una questione personale.

Pertanto, mi sembra che questa sia una perfetta situazione di Heterogonie der Zwecke, l'eterogenesi dei fini, definizione coniata da Wilhelm Wundt per descrivere una situazione in cui le azioni umane possono riuscire a fini diversi da quelli che sono perseguiti dal soggetto che compie l’azione. Non credo infatti che Mangione volesse ideologizzare la sua azione, per quanto minuziosamente architettata. E non credo che nemmeno abbia mai pensato di diventare un idolo, e in questo non posso esimermi dal sottolineare che lo è diventato anche perchè è fuggito in pieno stile da film, è bello, è atletico (le immagini a torso nudo prese dai profili personali sono gettonatissime e esempio lampante che si sessualizza facilmente anche un maschio).

Ho pensato che una quindicina di anni fa, se fosse capitato, questo sarebbe stato il punto centrale di interessanti e stimolanti discussioni: non è un atto ideologico, per lo meno nel senso generale che ha acquisito, secondo la mia idea, in modo così esponenziale e inconsapevole. Eppure allo stesso tempo, è un gesto che racchiude in sè la rabbia e la frustrazione di una o più generazioni, in questo trasversalmente, che si trovano a ragionare e ad affrontare quei problemi complicatissimi, che riguardano la salute delle persone, i costi per affrontarli, i sacrifici.

Rimane un grande esempio di come siamo spinti a ragionare, oppure a seguire, gli avvenimenti che ci circondano. Ma non in senso paranoico complottista, è più un adeguamento di un fatto a pulsioni che dopo tutto conosciamo, che sfioriamo nelle nostre menti.

Continuamente nascono i fatti a confusione delle teorie. Carlo Dossi

[wsome1ushouldntve]

I wrote a thing.

ISHA LIVES

[pokemonbiologyirlthetabletop]

Piplup, Prinplup, & Empoleon

Piplup (#393)

Gloriavem parvavem

General Information: Piplup the Penguin Pokémon and one of the most beloved Pokémon in the world. They’re small, round, cute, trainable, courageous, and at all stages they are excellent members of the family and highly valued as partner Pokémon to trainers and Rangers alike. At this stage of life, they are poor walkers and are often seen falling down—but this won’t stop them, the Piplup will simply puff its chest up and keep going.

Piplups average at 1’4 feet (0.4 M) tall and weigh about 11.5 pounds (5.2 kg).

Habitat: Despite their evolutionary line’s bold resemblance to Emperor Penguins, the fact of the matter is that Piplups nor any of their evolutions are ice-types, and simply cannot withstand the harshest of Antarctica’s winters. Instead of being found in giant colonies within the continent’s interior, they are found in colonies along the coastlines of Antarctica and in the lower latitudes in the southern portions of Chile, Argentina, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and the surrounding oceanic islands. They are only native to the Southern hemisphere.

Life Cycles: Piplups are born near the coastline as singlets each Fall in the Southern hemisphere to a dedicated and loving pair of parents. They will spend the first year of their life being lovingly protected by their parents, who will switch duties every few days. The Piplups are born away from the water to evade the predators found there, but in a couple weeks are brought to the sea in order to learn to hunt, swim, and dive. These first several weeks/couple months of a Piplup’s life are the most treacherous, when predators from all sides are looking to eat a fatty, tasty baby bird that doesn’t know how to survive yet.

By the next breeding season that summer, Piplups are able to fend for themselves, but will still seek the protection of the older/larger members of their colony.

Piplups are most commonly eaten by Glaceons, Cryogonals, Sharpedos, leopard seals, Articunos, and Antarctic birds of prey.

Behavior: Piplups are prideful Pokémon who value their independence and ability to fend for themselves, and despite their popularity this can cause problems with its trainer since they are incredibly strongwilled. They will even refuse handouts from humans that they don’t trust, and don’t generally enjoy being pampered. But despite their willfulness, Piplups are friendly, courageous, highly intelligent, and social creatures that get lonely easily. They may not enjoy handouts, but they will work together to solve common goals, and will forcibly take care of sick or injured members of the colony whether they like it or not.

Diet: Fish. They may also eat other sea creatures when fish are harder to find, but they eat fish. May occasionally enjoy some kelp for the fiber.

Conservation: Threatened

Relationship with Humans: Piplups have been beloved by humans ever since their discovery(s) by different cultures throughout time, but especially once the Europeans found them and brought them back to Europe. They are a useful companion to seafolks and sailors alike, and their prideful natures and beautiful elegance and overall cuteness make them agreeable to aristocrats, too.

Of course, not all cultures took them in as pets, and many in the southern reaches of the world would hunt Piplups for sustenance, too.

In the modern age, Piplups are a popular starter Pokémon given out by the Pokémon League Foundation. In large part because of this, they are common in households the world over, but most especially in colder regions of the Southern Hemisphere.  Many find their prideful natures endearing.

Additionally, Piplups face predation at the fangs of invasive Glaceons at untold and unchecked numbers. These Glaceons were brought in by human explorers to Antarctica.

Classification: Piplups are related to Eiscues, but in the grand scheme of the penguins are relatively unrelated, with their last common ancestor being several millions of years old. They are in the order Sphenisciformes with all other penguins. Its species epithet, “Parvavem” means “little bird.”  

Prinplup (#394)

Gloriavem solitariam

General Information: Prinplup is a deeply prideful Pokémon, and the evolved form of Piplup. They are skilled divers who can hold their breath for up to 10 minutes at a time, they are graceful swimmers in icy waters, and they have a song that sounds like the roaring tide.

Prinplups average at 2’7 feet (0.8 M) tall and weigh about 50.7 pounds (23 kg).

Habitat: They are found in the higher latitudes of the Southern Hemisphere, particularly along the coasts of southern South America, Southern Africa, and Antarctica, but also on the surrounding oceanic islands. In the winter, solitary individuals have been seen as far North as the Galapagos Islands, but the events are few and far between, and none have set up a permanent residence there.

Life Cycles: Prinplup are in that stage in life where they consider themselves better than everyone else and want to forge their own path in the world, so they do. Their extreme self-centeredness makes them fully unsuitable for living in a colony or working as a team with others. It’s at this point in their life that Prinplups will migrate all across the Southern Hemisphere and even a little into the Northern Hemisphere at the Galapagos Islands, but the equator is too hot even in winter and no sightings of wild Prinplup have been seen past this point of the globe. On these travels, Prinplups learn about themselves, the world, and their place in the world, and grow humbler as a result. They even learn to forge friendships (or rivalries!) with others not of their kind, or perhaps end up creating new colonies or joining others. When they are ready to return home or make their own, the wisdom they learn as a Prinplup will set them up for great success as an Empoleon. This migratory urge is also key to genetic dispersal of the species and ensures that inbreeding is minimal across the colonies.

While Prinplups can reproduce and are known to have love affairs with other species on their journeys, in general, they just don’t, and frankly would be truly terrible parents anyways.

Behavior: Prinplup see themselves as the most important and better than everyone else, which makes them horrendously uncooperative and unable to work together. This is part of the drive that leads them to disperse into the sea for a long time.

On Pokémon teams, Prinplups are not cooperative with other Pokémon, but their desire to be better than others and prove themselves strong and elegant, means that they are still quite excellent at battling. Rangers may have a harder time with the uncooperativeness of these Pokémon than the average trainer.

Diet: Fish

Conservation: Threatened

Relationship with Humans:  Prinplups are the aggravating stage of the Piplup family, and a facet of their development that can turn a lot of folks off from ever owning one. Many trainers will abandon their Prinplups because they get fed up with having to actually care for a Pokémon and raise it to become a well-rounded, well-adjusted adult. And something that often gets overlooked in Prinplups, is that it’s not that they don’t care about others, it’s that they lack respect for authority “just because that’s how it is” and see themselves as the main character. It’s why they don’t get along with other Prinplups but can potentially still be a great member of a team if their trainer raises them well and works with their efforts to learn about their own identities, rather than against them. Unfortunately, not everyone gets this memo, and there are a handful of Prinplup rescues that seek to take in abandoned Prinplups and raise them right, even possibly finding them new homes with trainers who’ll love them the way they need to be loved.

With all that said, Prinplups are actually an excellent Pokémon to be on the team of any journeying trainer.

In media, there is a teenaged Prinplup in Tuesdays With Turtwig who is humorously depicted as being rather vain, but who does seem to mean well. Prinplups are often depicted as the stereotypical annoying teenager, but its depiction in Tuesdays With Turtwig is generally considered one of the better representations of teenagers in modern media for its portrayal of the emotional nuances that come with teenagerhood.

Classification: Its genus name “Gloriavem” means “prideful bird” and its species epithet, “solitariam” refers to its loner, solitary nature from other Prinplups.

Evolution: Prinplup evolves from Piplup at level 16.

Empoleon (#395)

Gloriavem rex

General Information: Empoleon is the final evolution of Piplup. It gains the steel-typing, a rare type combination that gives its wings hardened edges that have been compared to the highest quality blades. In the water they are as fast as jet boats, and their steel wings can cut right through ice floes. Some know it as the Emperor Pokémon because of its historical association with Napoleon Bonaparte, and others know it as the Master of the Waves.

Empoleons average at 5’7 feet (1.7 M) tall and weigh about 186.3 pounds (84.5 kg).

Habitat: Empoleons are found in the Southern hemisphere along the Antarctic coasts, as well as the southern coasts of South America, Southern Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and the surrounding oceanic islands.

Life Cycles: Empoleons are the protectors and leaders of their colonies. They spend much of their time defending their colony from threats, especially the newborn Piplups. They are also almost always the parents of the colony, who work to take care of all of their children together. While their pre-evolutions can reproduce starting at level 15, both Piplup and Prinplup usually just don’t or lack any real opportunity to, and reproduction in these two species tends to really only occur in captivity.

Behavior: They have journeyed the world and have learned who they are and their place in the world, developing a strong sense of self as a solid foundation to their pride, creating what amounts to a well-rounded, courageous, and dependable Pokémon who still retains its base pridefulness. Empoleons frown upon unnecessary battles and prefer to resolve disputes peacefully, but will take up arms to defend their colony from any and all threats—and threats to their pride! An Empoleon has no qualms with brutalizing anything or anyone that dares threaten its colony.

Diet: Fish

Conservation: Threatened

Relationship with Humans: Empoleons gained international acclaim when Napoleon Bonaparte used one as his signature Pokémon during the French Revolution, and was key to his escape from Elba. To this day, the media associates them with war generals, emperors, top trainers, and kings. They are an incredible Pokémon to have on any team.

Outside of the glorification of war, Empoleons have been deeply affiliated with sailors and fishers for countless generations in many parts of the world. Their reliability, speed, durability, and strength have made them vital assets to seafolks, especially those in colder climates.

Classification: Its species epithet, “rex” means “king”, giving it the full scientific name of “King of the prideful birds.”

Evolution: Empoleon evolves from Prinplup at level 36.

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[flabby-flattie-fatties]

Muse list

Hi everyone, it's me, Kit. You might remember me from my blog Gasping-Tubby-Cuties.

I sadly deleted that blog when I got hit by an awful depression attack, but I'm better now, and willing to give this another shot if you would welcome me (Though I understand if you don't).

Thanks for reading, now, onto the gals

Just a head's up, all the muses are bottom heavy. However, if asked for, their shapes can be changed nwn

OVERWATCH

Sombra: 5'2, 990 pounds

Mercy: 5'3, 980 pounds

Widowmaker: 5'4, 700 pounds

Tracer: 5'2, 775 pounds. In denial

Moira: 6'4, 120 pounds. Feeder.

Moira is the new leader of the NeoOverwatch organization. This is only a fancy name of her business though, in reality, the facility serves to keep her fatties in check and well fed. She makes sure they keep getting fatter and recording them most of the time to sell their videos in her website. All that food, clothes, and research have to be paid somehow.

LEAGUE

Battle Bunny Miss Fortune: 5'1, 600 pounds. Fatty in denial being fattened up in secret.

Battle Bunny Zeri: 5'1, 450 pounds. She wanted to help Miss Fortune lose weight, so now she got caught up in a fattening trap.

Battle Cat Jinx: 5'4, 200 pounds. One of MF's feeders, she does sometimes snack though.

Battle Bat Vayne: 5'6, 250 pounds. The brains of the operation, it was her idea to fatten Sarah and then Zeri. However, she has a hard time not eating part of the products

Battle Bunny Aurora: 5'5, 210 pounds. Secretary who works at the Anima Squad HQ; she discovered a sudden influx of money tied to the sudden growth of all the girls and is now investigating it. Addicted to snacking, especially when busy.

Vex: 4'0, 800 pounds.

Tristana: 4'3, 800 pounds.

Poppy: 4'7, 800 pounds.

Lulu: 4'0, 80 pounds. Lulu is a crazy feeder. Her lust of fatties went to the point that she fattened up every woman in Bandle City up to immobility. Now, she lives with her 3 wives friends, making sure they are all as lazy and obese as possible, while also giving them loads of love. She is not above fattening up any girl that catches her eye.

Caitlyn: 5'1, 800 pounds. A pure ball of lard with pathetic stamina, even worse willpower, and in deep denial. Barely mobile.

VI: 6'5, 200 pounds (pure muscle). VI used to be a fatty, however, Caitlyn took it on herself to help her lose weight by eating her food. Now, Vi is a pure beefcake who lives to pamper, spoil, and keep her beloved princess fat and in denial.

PERSONA

Ann & Rise: 5'4 and 5'2, 300 pounds and 280 pounds respectively. Ann developed a fat fetish when she went to the US. Ever since, she has been trying to fatten herself up. Rise is her modeling partner in roommate, and sadly for her, being around someone who eats so much junk is affecting her own body.

Naoto: 5'3, 320 pounds. A detective trying her best to make a living in the world. However, her love for sweets and junk food lead her to quite a few embarrassing scenarios in front of her fellow officers. Things that only seem to get worse as she gets fatter.

Miscellaneous

Hilda (fire Emblem 3H): 5'0 (that's not even me, she is that short in canon), 150 pounds. Lazy and spoiled brat who will do everything to avoid any kind of physical work

Ivy (Fire Emblem Engage): 5'8, 180 pounds. Regal and proper queen, married to Alear. She is very formal and eloquent, however, gets embarrassed easily and becomes a stammering and blushing mess. Deeply afraid of ghosts. Looks after Alear by eating all the offerings for the Divine One.

[red-umbrella-811]

Okay, so I wrote this on reddit to a depression doomer, but I want someone who might have an iota of openness to considering it to read it, so I'm posting it here. I assume there will be doomers here too, because depression is depressing. All of these things are things that I've tried, and all of them are things that have made my life better than it was before. All of them I have started in an incredibly janky way and they've still helped. If anyone is interested (or I receive the same combination of depression-based hostility and intense focus), I'll make separate posts on how to actually do the thing.

Things that might make a person's depression improve that don't involved going to a therapist:

Aerobic exercise 4x/week

Membership in a community/close relationships/human touch/human interaction. I'm bundling these together, because in a practical sense, you're making about the same decisions yourself, and the interactions with other people will follow. I recommend finding a "Third Place," such as a sports league or dance community (see exercise), game/knitting/metaphysical store, bar, cafe, meetup group, adult learning class, regular volunteering gig, music venue, RPG group, book club, brunch group...you get the idea. The best ones are open to the public if you're socially isolated or looking to date, because you'll meet a greater variety of people, but anywhere where the same amorphous or literal group of people shows up at a place and time will help you build relationships.

Omega 3 Fatty acids, Vitamin D, Vitamin B-complex, Magnesium: I'm not a doctor and this is not medical advice. They might give you energy and run your body more smoothly.

St. John's Wort: I'm giving this its own thing because the above are supplements that the body gets in its diet, this is a drug™, but you can purchase it over the counter. It inhibits the reuptake of serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine, for which there is some evidence that it helps depression on a chemical level. It has mad drug interactions and PLEASE do your research before taking it.

A lot of things in the cognitive behavioral therapy realm. Gratitude practices, affirmations, I'm sure there are CBT workbooks for depression that one could find. The idea is to reframe your thoughts to make sure they are a) true and b) priming you to feel emotions and take actions that will make your life suck less.

Going outside. Living in a suboptimal space is depressing, and so many of us do it. We do better when we see and hear trees. We do better when we see and feel the sun. We process things when our brains run electricity back and forth between the two sides, as happens when walking (drumming is also good for this, or bilateral stimulation from something else).

Accomplish things. I know. This, even more than the many difficult things I've listed, probably feels impossible, but I'm writing it anyway, because it really does help. If you have small tasks you've been putting off, try and get one done. Break up big tasks into accomplishable steps. Not like "Clean the house" to "Clean the bathroom," like "Clean the house" to "throw all the trash on the couch in the trash can" or "get out all the products to clean the bathroom" (the second kind doesn't vibe with me but some people like it)

You'll notice none of this is going to fix the world, except for the shitty little corner the person doing it is sitting in. That's the point. There is so much wrong with the world, and it asks a lot of us to fix it: our labor, yes, and also our joy. And also, our ability to get out of bed in the morning, our ability to send emails, our ability to check in on each other, our ability to keep ourselves out of entanglements with the state and other institutions. I'm not saying this because it's fair, I'm saying it because it's the way out I see in front of us.