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goliath-birdeater · 1 year ago
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i'm sorry for the person i will be when season 2 comes out
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elilmwenseni27 · 4 months ago
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He is so cute in this play! As always actually ^^
Assad Zaman & Georgia Landers as Florizel and Perdita in RSC’s 2021 production of The Winter’s Tale
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fuzziiwuzzii · 7 months ago
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Le Théâtre des Vampires présente:
Claudia as Baby Lou Lou!
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obaaaa · 7 months ago
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Bienvenue à le Théâtre des Vampire
Motion poster by Arsonal Design
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ileftmysoulinnorway · 1 year ago
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We all had a tough end of the week, so I thought I would put together something about my IWTV set lurking experience in Prague, hopefully to cheer someone up and show you that the people working on our little show are incredible, everything is well thought out, and we have a lot to look forward to.
Locations
I am confident that Prague will be a good substitute for Paris. I love this post comparing Prague's Théâtre des Vampires location with a real Le Grand Guignol in Paris. But similar care is given to other locations as well.
I like to joke that I enjoyed a month-long tour of Prague's most famous landmarks, only to have the actual filming take place in nondescript alleyways right next to them. But it makes perfect sense. They want to capture the nicer and older parts of the city that suit them, but not anything that would tell you it's Prague.
Production design, costumes
I saw them build everything from scratch on several sets. And I'm in awe. From putting up posters that will probably only appear in the background of a single shot, to street names that fit the exact topography of Paris and make sense in the context of the scenes that take place on them, to storefronts that they really didn't have to pay that much attention to, or a menu at Le Dakar Café that you could only read up close, but someone took the trouble to make it anyway?
And maybe this attention to detail is normal, I don't know, but I still think Mara and her team deserve all the praise they get.
S1 showed us how much attention is paid to the costumes. I can assure you that has not changed. All the hats, coats, capes and dresses. I can't tell you how many times I've been pleasantly surprised. By the choice of colors for Lestat. By how beautifully all of Armand's black clothes come to life with little details.
People
There are so many people (and I mean SO many) working on the show and they all know exactly what is expected of them, everything runs like a well-oiled machine. I haven't seen any problems, any conflicts, any excesses.
I'm not under any illusion that everything was trouble-free, but really the only complaints I heard were about the horrendously hellish schedule (I guess that's normal) and then the occasional person wishing they had finished earlier (they never finished earlier).
They are all heroes to me.
Directors
Levan is the only one I saw. He seems so focused and professional. His "rolling...and action" is unforgettable.
Actors
After six locations and about fifteen scenes (and countless rehearsals and takes), I think I managed to get at least some idea of them, and yes, they really seem to be such nice people.
- Jacob, I don't envy him at all the emotional strain of playing Louis, but at the same time I love his portrait of Louis so much.
- Sam's transformation into Lestat is something to behold.
- Assad was the only one present on every set. I don't think we've fully realized how big a role he's going to have (at least in S2).
- Delainey, Ben, Roxane and everyone else 💜
Scenes
They were far from finished when the strike started, but at least (in my opinion) they got to the last block of episodes. 
I'm not going to pretend to have a concrete idea of what to expect from S2 based on what little I saw. But I do have a few guesses, and I'm insanely excited and thrilled. And, in the case of the 1700s flashbacks, totally confused. I can't believe they're going to do so many unexpected things, or other things so soon.
I truly believe that S2 will not disappoint any of us. We just have to wait a little longer. But if this strike means that everyone gets a better deal and the studios are forced to change their ways, it will be worth the wait.
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rocketrouquine · 17 days ago
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Not to be harsh or anything but which part of France are you from ? because the accent must be insane if your French is worse than theirs 😂
For Sam, I get that he is Australian and that it must be tough, but his french was incomprehensible without subtitles. I concede that Assad was immaculate for a non speaker, though ; but since Armand is not supposed to be French, that his pronunciation and understanding of the language was infinitely better than Lestat’s and Nicky’s was cringe AF.
Roxane (Madeleine) IS French so no qualm here (but the difference with the others in scenes in french was made all the more flagrant : the one with her aggressors for example) ; all the extras in the second season were atrocious and pissed me off personally : it’s really not difficult to get a native for a small speaking part, I hate when they do that, it takes me out of the story 😒 I mean, the killed gendarmes in episode 2 and 8 were clearly French so proof it is possible.
Sorry, nothing against you or anything but no, butchering was clearly made.
btw I’m french and it really warmed my heart when I heard the characters of iwtv speaking french without butchering tf out of it lmaoo . I think that their french is better than mine lol
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greedandenby · 6 months ago
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Transcript of the French dialogue in IWTV S2 Ep4 - "I Want You More Than Anything in the World"
Aftershow discussion:
Eglee: Qu’est-ce que tu penses faire ?... Remets tes miches dans ton bloomer, salope !
Claudia invites Madeleine to the show (I kept in the English here, for more fluidity):
Claudia: You sold me a dress. Dans ta boutique. Une soie lavande. Très chic.
Madeleine: Ouais, tu m’avais trop payée. Avec des billets froissés, des boucles d’oreille pleines de sang… Comme si elles avaient été arrachées des lobes.
Claudia: Pas le souvenir que ça t’ait gênée.
Madeleine: Ton corps était pas encore formé mais ton esprit déjà sophistiqué. Et puis tu souriais pas.
Claudia: Funny, you made no impression on me at all.
Madeleine: I liked you. What, you moved on from pickpocket? You’re clowning now?
Claudia: I’m an actress now.
Madeleine: Ah, okay. Théâtre des Vampires ? I’ve seen this show. A divertissement.
Claudia: Still dressing your windows for your German tourists?
Madeleine: Your French is still ugly, like your doll outfit.
Claudia: I agree. I just wouldn’t say it cause it’s rude and obvious.
Madeleine: … Merci !
"Je n’aime pas fenêtres quand fermées" song:
[Side note: in French this should in fact be "Je n’aime pas les fenêtres quand elles sont fermées", but let’s let this one slide… poetic licence or something]
Je n’aime pas fenêtres quand fermées
Le vent sauvage (est doux ?? – not sure about that one, the French accent is horrendous... Sorry...), je veux voler
Arcs-en-ciel, arbres et abeilles
Non, je n’aime pas fenêtres quand fermées
Elle n’aime pas fenêtres quand fermées
At the museum:
Guard: Monsieur, vous ne pouvez pas être…
Armand: Rest… Merci.
Guard: Qui êtes-vous ? Qui vous a autorisé… ?
[Side note for one of the terms in Claudia and Madeleine’s discussion, which was erroneously transcribed as "flag it out" in the subtitles:
At one point Madeleine says : Go bang, or go flagada, or go cold.
This is a French informal term that means "shattered, knackered, beat".]
[Side note number 2, because I’m a stickler for linguistics. During Louis and Lestat’s conversation on the bench, Louis asks Lestat to say "apple" in French. Lestat answers "la pomme", which is, in fact, not exactly the way a French speaker would answer. We’d just say "pomme", the way an English speaker would simply answer "apple" rather than "the apple".]
That's it for this fabulous episode! I doubt there'll be much French in the next one, but who knows! See ya next week, maybe!
Episode 2 here
Episode 3 here
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unmechanism · 1 year ago
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I listened yesterday evening to a 1965 radio adaptation of Dracula from Le Théâtre de l'Étrange a French radio show on the France Inter station. It was terrible for a plethora of reasons but I decided to compile some of the worst ones here :
everyone is either moaning or screaming, the women are moaning all the time, at every single occasions and threatening to scream nearly as much, and everyone's screaming is freakishly long
They all pronounce Jonathan's name as Jonathan HarPer for some unknown reason
And to be fair, it doesn't rlly matter cause he just dies at castle Dracula after being there for two days at most, killed by the three brides just before the count leaves Transylvania
Lucy is both Hawkins' daughter (yes, she is called Lucy Hawkins) and Jonathan's fiancée (guess it doesn't matter all that much that he dies cause she dies as well so who cares??)
Mina is married to Quincey Morris (don't ask)
Renfield dies impaled on a metal gate while trying to go find Dracula at his London house
Van Helsing does not exist, he just doesn't, Seward just randomly knows about vampires, from like, reading a book
Dracula has insanely rapey vibes, but both Mina and Lucy seem unable to resist him at some point and the whole thing is made very sensual, moany and weird, especially Lucy's death
Mina gets her scar while Seward and Quincey are fighting Dracula in his London crypt, and apparently she keeps it cause it's never mentioned again
Jonathan supposedly becomes a vampire, the three brides and him are alive and well in Transylvania probably, it does not matter at all to the story
Arthur does not exist (what would be the point ? Lucy's with Jonathan anyway)
Quincey survives the final fight, but has to talk about how he's frightened 70% of the time for no actual reason, I'm pretty sure he's not American and in this adaptation he's a journalist
there's definitely more I can't remember just now, but believe me when I tell you that I was seething
if you wanna listen to it, the whole thing is on YouTube, it's fairly short but I'll be honest and tell you that it is not worth it
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aiglesperch · 4 months ago
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French from Interview with the Vampire - Part 3
Back for an early post, enjoy!
--- Season 2 ---
"Désolé, on fermée" - Sorry, I'm closed (Madeleine)
PS - It's actually "Sorry, we're closed"
"Pas de soucis. Je ne serai pas long" - Don't worry. I won't be long. (Claudia)
PS - It's again... actually "I won't take long"
"Fais attention, c'est une robe en soie. Une goutte d'eau pourrait la tâcher." - Be careful, it's a silk dress. A drop of water could stain it. (Madeleine)
"Parfait pour une femme, non?" - Perfect for a woman, right? (Claudia)
"Mademoiselle, je ne peux pas te laisser jouer à 'se déguisér' ici." - Miss, I can't let you play 'dress-up' here (Madeleine)
"Vous pourriez l'accepter." - You could take it in. (Claudia)
PS - It's "You could accept it"
Le malheureux Bûcheron - The Unfortunate Lumberjack / Woodcutter (Title board at Théâtre des Vampires)
"Toi là ! Vous êtes qui?" - You there! Who are you? (Gendarme at De La Croix estate)
"Une union d'amis et d'associés." - A gathering of like friends and business associates (Armand)
"Vous n'avez pas la permission." - You don't have permission. (Gendarme at De La Croix estate)
"On n'a pas besoin de permission." - We don't need permission (Armand)
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gr4yk · 5 months ago
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Loving how intrinsically flawed, jaded and fucked up everyone is in our favorite little toxic gay vampire show. I love how there's nuance to every single character.
Lestat, abuser and manipulator, has it in him to apologize so deeply to Louis and confess his own mistakes to the world, then has it in him to immediately recover and watch Claudia die.
Armand, orchestrator and planner, fails time after time because he's not good at it, but still held power for as long as he did - both over Le Théâtre de Vampire and Louis.
Louis, the angry maddened doll so very desperately desires control over himself, others and his own story, remembers a more self-satisfying version of a whole bunch of events just for himself, yet has it in him to try and break free of it and explicitly tell Daniel " you should go with Lestat's version" when unveiled.
Vicious, deadly, wronged Claudia with a desire to become someone's number one still cares for Louis and still speaks for him during the trial- and when she finds her own number one, she holds her tight as they die together.
And Daniel Molloy, bad-relationship-haver and deeply traumatized from his encounter with Armand and Louis, can slap a vampire in spite of his power display, can mock him and even go so far as to belittle his story or decide there was a different point to it, yet he still helps Louis recover his memories. He still strives for truth and has their stupid little charade all fathomed out, remaining unsurprised every time Louis goes through an "oh shit that's not how it happened" moment.
Madeleine has no problem killing people, she's been through a lot, but her love for Claudia rings sincere and she is, as she herself said, truly what the other needed, choosing Claudia and death over the coven and life.
You can make an argument for every single one of them being a terrible person, but you can't deny that even if only in the form of a barely significant speck, they carry a profound goodness in them. It's just not enough to amend for the terrible things in some cases, or just enough for an equilibrium in others.
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azamansource · 9 months ago
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le théâtre des vampires
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psychicfacestarlight · 5 months ago
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Observaciones De Interview with the Vampire- Les Théâtres de Vampires- Sam
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3. Cuando están en la cena en un restaurante todo el aquelarre del teatro y Louis le esta hablando muy alegremente con Claudia, hay una parte donde llega Sam el vampiro y otro le dice que ya van varias veces que llega tarde y Sam dice que no volverá pasar o algo así. Supongo que en ese tiempo ya trabaja para Talamasca, pero me pregunto que trabajo estaba haciendo para que llegara tarde? Y como también fue que supo que no tenía que estar la noche que Louis iba a quemar el teatro?
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k-hippie · 1 year ago
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CHAMPIGNAC ... FEW LAST DETAILS :)
And of course, we have some mistakes in the links and in the cc content we are currently correcting ... What is a good Sims 3 World without a little headache ? :D And because we love difficulties, we are currently updating our own website ( which is a mess ) ... What else ? Nothing, everything is fine under the sun of this hot summer :D
The General Hospital is a Maxis one, but from Riverview. @nornities ( thanks A LOT for his/her patience to check Champignac ) pointed to us different things : missing mostly. so, somes of you may not see the Hospital ( Hopital des Bleuets ) in their game.
Bad links are currently corrected and both CC sims3packs folder and CC packages folder updated to include few missing stuff, including the Fresco Market items and the Skylight Studio roof elements we used + the Riverview Hospital :) HERE
The Open Swimming pool ( Champignac Bains Romains ) has lost its border texture ... don't worry : just replace with a one you like :)
The School is not the good one : too many missing stuff there, so we are currently uploading a new Champignac save game which should correct the little mistakes here and there HERE
Our Carpets Rabbit Holes folder had to be updated to get the Bistro RH : it is currently done ! But, you have to re-download the Rabbit Holes HERE
Our apologizes for this ! Really ... Anyway, we'll upload in the next hours a folder with ALL Community Lots and another one with ALL the residential Lots :) Just in case ... And here the 2 listings :
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CHAMPIGNAC COMMUNITY LOTS
Small Park : Monticule funéraire oublié - Colline des Celtes Small Park : Petit Fleuriste Small Park : La Vieille Tour no1 Small Park : La Vieille Tour no2 Small Park : Place Olivier Magnolia Horse Training Grounds : Elevage Pégase Junkyard : Neo Casse Stadium : Football Club Fire Station : Pompiers Volants Pool : Piscine Municipale Pool : Bains Romains de Champignac Diner : Brasserie du Cercle Gym : Gymnase Club Visitor Allowed : Boulangerie DeNimes Elixir Shop : Boutique d’élixirs : Elixirs et Reliques Theatre : Théâtre & Opéra Cemetary : Cimetière Civil Hospital : Hôpital des Bleuets Bookstore : Le Kiosque no5 Library : Bibliothèque V. Hugo Café : Café Catane Military Base : Bureau des Armées Police Station : Police Municipale Grocery Store : Epicerie des Halles Market : Marché Bio City Hall : Nouvelle Mairie Art Gallery: Villa Medicis Fishing Spot : Lac des Collines Criminal Hideout : Cyber Crime Beach : La Petite Plage Gypsy Wagon : Oeil d’Irma Science Lab : Bio Sciences Supernatural Hangout : Taverne du Nain Business & Journalism : Centre d’Affaires Consignment Store : Boutique & Brocante Bistro : Bistro Gastronomie Nectary : Le Monastère School : Ecole Municipale Vampire Bar & Cocktail : Midnight Lounge
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CHAMPIGNAC RESIDENTIAL LOTS
Maison Familiale : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Maison Bleu Indigo : 1 double bed Maison des Pensées : 2 double bed + 2 single bed Maison des Prés : 3 double bed + 1 single bed Maison Ensoleillée : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison des Colocs : 2 double bed Maison Élégante : 2 double bed + 2 single bed Maison Tournesol : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison Biscornue : 2 double bed + 1 single bed Maison des Haies : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Maison Neo Rustique : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison du Mardi : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison du Chanoine : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison de la Vieille Tour de Garde : 1 double bed Maison des Gardiens : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison des Roses : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Maison des Chardons : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison Nénuphars : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison du Bonjour : 1 double bed Maison en Coin : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison du Thym : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Maison Fougères : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Maison des Collines : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Maison du Coquelicot : 2 double bed Maison du Ginkgo : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Manoir Central : 2 double bed + 2 single bed Manoir Chapelle : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Mas des Vignes : 1 double bed + 1 single bed Ferme des Tortues : 2 double bed + 2 single bed Ancien Lavoir : 1 double bed + 2 single bed Ancienne Ferme : 1 double bed Intro de Qualité : 1 single bed Le Camp des Hippies : 1 double bed Le Bosquet de Gardenias : 1 double bed Champignac Starter no1 : 1 single bed Champignac Starter no2 : 1 single bed
We have carefully furnished all the houses of Champignac to avoid half empty houses when visiting your Sims friends in town but not too much to avoid useless weight ;)
Do you know the origin of the name Champignac ?
We'll ... Champignac is a village from Spirou & Fantasio which is one of the most popular classic Franco-Belgian comics. The series, which has been running since 1938, shares many characteristics with other European humorous adventure comics like The Adventures of Tintin and Asterix. It has been written and drawn by a succession of artists ... Spirou and Fantasio are the series' main characters, two adventurous journalists who run into fantastic adventures, aided by Spirou's pet squirrel Spip, the Marsipulami, and their inventor friend the Count of Champignac ... :D
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Once again, sorry for the inconvenient. All files should be ok now, and oh ! one last detail ... Have Fun ! \o/
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volkswagonblues · 2 months ago
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what if we do an IWTV role reversal but Armand is the human boy "interviewing" Daniel the ancient vampire??
....with always-a-human!Armand and 514-year-old vampire Daniel? And Armand is a depressed underpaid zillenial artist working at a fuckass theatre troupe, and then the vampire Daniel hires him to work on a mysterious painting? So it's like, instead of an interview with the vampire Armand ends up doing ~Painting of a Vampire~? And also human Rashid is Armand's roommate and is genuinely too cool for his bullshit??
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HUMAN ARMAND MEETS VAMPIRE DANIEL AU
Armand is only at the pub because the rest of the troupe is at the pub, and the way things are going with Santiago, he can’t risk pissing anyone else or worse, getting accused of not “being a team player.” Never mind that everyone else has forgotten about him at this point. He sees Sam, Celeste and Estelle in the corner playing pool. Quan Pham is chatting up some poor woman clearly dying to get away and get back to her friends. Santiago, the artistic director, is nowhere to be seen, which feels more ominous than anything else. Lately he’s developed a habit of lurking over Armand’s shoulder while he’s sitting at his iMac, pointing at things in After Effects and making comments like “Are you sure it’s scaled correctly?” or “Why’d you name that layer that way?”. Armand sometimes has fantasies of shutting him in a box and throwing away the key forever.
He’s wondering when would be an acceptable time to leave when someone slides onto the bar stool next to him. An older man. He’s white, with a head of corkscrew grey curls and a battered leather jacket. Although they’re indoors and it’s nighttime, he’s wearing a pair of tinted sunglasses. Ambiguous “creative type” hyphenate rich dillettante wanker, Armand thinks. Maybe a show exec, or an actor who’s found niche success in an extremely online fandom. Or he could just be rich. Armand’s only been in the UK for four years and he’s already encountered, by his rough estimate, about ten million versions of these men.
The man smiles. “Hi there,” he says in an American accent.
Armand nods. “Hello.”
The silence stretches on between them. The man’s eyes flicker behind his sunglasses, examining Armand like a bug under a magnifying glass. Armand, discomfitted, drops his eyes. Are those acrylic nails?
“Daniel,” the man says, finally. “Nice to meet you.”
“I’m Armand.”
“I know.”
Armand frowns. “Have we met before?”
Daniel leans back. Makes a noncommital sound. He says, “I follow your work online, you have a great eye for portraiture. It’s bold. Experimental, but not so abstract you’ve disappeared up your own asshole. If you ever put on a gallery show, I would have liked to see your brushwork up close. How come you don’t do any shows?”
“Uh,” Armand says. “Well, uh, working with galleries takes a lot of time. Mostly I take digital commissions. And painting isn’t my actual job. I work with—”
“Yes, yes.” Daniel waves his drink’s paper straw in the air. He holds it between index and middle finger: the gesture of an inveterate smoker.“You used to be a background animator for le Théâtre des Vampires.” He pronounces it with an American’s exaggerated accent. “How is that going for you?”
“Fine,” Armand says stiffly.
“The vampire’s theatre,” Daniel says, “Fun name.”
“It’s an ironic reference to the bloodsucking aristocracy. The whole point is that we’re trying to make theatre more accessible to the public, which is why we also do youth workshops to introduce lower-income children to the arts—”
“Yeah, yeah,” Daniel says. “I Googled you guys already.”
“Okay.”
“And while I was doing my research, a little birdie told me that they fired you.”
Armand feels his shoulder tense up. He tugs his sleeves over his hands, rubbing the fabirc between his fingers. “I have a contract with them that ended after August, yes. They are still deciding if they will renew it.”
This is true. He wrapped up his last day after their final show for the Edinburgh International Festival. Two grueling weeks at the Lyceum, their biggest gig to date and the last stop before they finish the summer festival circuit. Santiago had emailed him to say they’ll have an update about his contract once everyone comes back from their well-earned break. Armand can’t tell if this is good or bad news. Surely if Santiago wants him gone, he would have just gone ahead and said it?
Daniel leans in. “Shit luck, but I’m not here to discuss employment precarity in the underfunded and overcrowded arts industry,” he says. “I’m here because I have a job for you.”
“Are you a friend of Santiago’s?” Armand asks.
“Who? Nevermind. I want to commission you to paint a portrait for an acquaintance of mine. Big canvas. Oil paints. Really classic stuff. You’ll be painting a family portrait of my acquaintance. Him, his partner, and their daughter who passed away. Reunite the happy family for me. I’ll pay you an amount that’ll have you biting through your paintbrush. A few terms and conditions, of course, but I think you’ll find it an interesting endeavor.”
Armand knows that he is not the most savvy of people when it comes to business. He’s not good with money. Doesn’t have the capacity to read people and figure out what’s their angle. Trusts too much and thinks too little. Whatever scam Daniel is running, he can’t tell. But his brain is giving him warning bells anyway.
“I don’t do this kind of work,” he says. “I suggest you try Etsy.”
Daniel laughs, white teeth flashing in the pub’s low light. “Still such a smartass. Your English is much better though.”
Armand rubs his temple with his fingertips. There’s an insistent pressure behind his eyes, a tightening around his skull like the beginning of a migraine.
“Why not consider it?” Daniel says. “You have the free time.”
Armand darts a glance up at Daniel’s face. He knows (how does he know this?) with cold glacial certainty that if Daniel were to remove the sunglasses, the eyes behind them would be gold and orange. The colour palette of a nuclear explosion.
“Very poetic,” Daniel says.
Armand blinks away the bolt of pain that stabs through his left temple. “Do we know each other?”
Tap, tap,goes the weirdly pointy nails on the beermat. “Does anyone truly know anyone? Daniel says, sing-song. “So, are you interested? I’ll repeat myself: you’ll be very well-paid for you time.”
The pub is too warm from the press of too many bodies crammed together. Someone is setting up their guitar in the corner for live music night. They tap the mic and the soundsystem lets out a screeching wave of feedback. Is there feedback? The noise feels like it’s in Armand head. Too many people are talking right now in this pub.
Daniel’s nuclear explosion eyes are still fixed on Armand.
Armand feels cold. Early spring mist on his skin; the roar of traffic. A splinter in his left palm that itches. Excuse-moi, sais-tu où se trouve le gare? And Armand turns, and his grip loosens on the railing, and—and then—and then he—
Daniel slides off the bar stool. Such a smooth, youthful gesture. Not quite right for a man with his deep crow’s feet and silver hair. “I’ll send you the details by email. I assume the one on your website is still good? Yes? Make sure to sign all the paperwork my assistant sends over, it’s part of the whole deal.” He reaches into his leather jacket—fishes around the packet of cigarettes he always keeps in the left-hand pocket (cigarettes? how does Armand know this?)—and he pulls a piece of folded paper. “Call if you have questions. Bonne soirée, Armand.”
When Armand unfolds the paper, a business card slips out. No job title or company name. It reads, simply, Daniel Molloy with a phone number embossed in tiny gold numbers.
The piece of paper is something torn out of a schoolboy’s exercise book. Someone had left a sketch in pencil: Daniel’s face rendered in chiaroscuro. No sunglasses on his face. He’s looking off to the side, a nascent smile tugging up the corners of his mouth. Not the ironic and mocking smile he wore tonight, but something softer, genuinely unguarded amusement. The shading is wobbly but the lines are confident and well-formed.
In the corner the artist has left his signature. Amadeo. le 4 mars 2012
Armand looks up. “When did I—” he begins, but the chair next to him is already empty.
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01 September 2023 at 12:01
To: Armand Breteau <[email protected]>
To Mr. A. Breteau,
I hope this email finds you well, or as well as any email can find anyone. I’ve been following your artistic career with some interest over the past years. If you have the time and capacity, I wish to engage your services and commission one (1) painting to be completed. The subject matter is very dear to me.
This is no ordinary project. I value, above all else, privacy and discretion.
My assistant will shortly send over a contract and a non-disclosure agreement. I will highlight a few key stipulations in the contract: first, you must complete the painting at a location of my choosing.
Second, all materials related to the painting must stay on the premises. You may not take home any sketches or references. You may not recreate any part of the painting in private.
Third, and most important, you will not meet the subjects of the painting. I will supply you everything you need to portray them in the most perfect of detail.
Yours,
D.M.
PS. If this all sounds like a crock of horseshit to you, then tough luck! Take a close look at the amount of pounds sterling I’m putting on the table. And no, I didn’t accidentally add an extra zero. It’s all above board and legally watertight. Show it to your lawyer roomie if you want.
Think about it, and then let me know if it still smells like shit or roses.
The arrogance of the email rubs Armand the wrong way, but then he clicks open the PDF attachment and nearly drops the iPad. It’s a lot of money. Not quite a ludicrous amount, but not far off. A truly life-changing amount of money. Enough money that he could stop worrying about rent for the next ten years. Enough money to soften the anxiety around his contract with the Théâtre des Vampires expiring in February and not knowing if they’ll want him around for another year.
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Armand Breteau<[email protected]>
01 September 2023 at 02:29
To: No Name <[email protected]>
Ok. when do i start? can you tell me more details about the subject of the painting?
thanks,
Armand
He hears the notification sound almost immediately after he hits send.
01 September 2023 at 02:30
To: Armand Breteau <[email protected]>
Tomorrow.
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The next afternoon, there’s a car waiting for him outside on the street where he lives.
“Mate, don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging you for your life choices, but are you sure this isn’t like, a serial killer posing as a millionaire art appreciator?” Rashid gets up from watching the football match replay to peer out from between the curtains.
“He contacted me on my website’s public email,” Armand says, a defense that sounds pathetic when spoken out loud. “And you said to me that the contract looks alright.”
Rashid shrugs. “I also told you I don’t deal with contract law.”
“Do you think it’s a bad idea?”
“Depends,” Rashid says. “Is he going to pay you the money before or after he traps you in a pit and skins you make a suit?” There’s a tinny roar from the TV. “Oh shit, Arsenal just scored.”
Armand fidgets with the duffle bag holding his sketchpad and paintbrushes. “Should I not go?”
“No, you should. Go get that bread, or whatever it is kids say these days. Get that baguette, mon ami.”
“Will you call the police if I don’t text you at midnight? I’ll share my location with you.”
“Sure.” Rashid’s attention is entirely absorbed by Sky Sports instant replay.
“Really?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ll send the cops after you if you text me he’s feeding you into his gay boy meat grinder.”
“Okay.”
“Look, Armand,” Rashid says. “I think you’ll be fine.”
“How do you know?”
“He’s driving a Tesla, mate. No serial killer would be driving a car with a built-in tracking system. If it’s a mid-aughts unmarked transit van I’d be worried, but a Tesla? Nah.”
“Okay.”
“Just remember to ask for the money on the nightstand before you take your clothes off. Use your big puppy eyes if you have to.”
Armand can’t tell if Rashid is serious or not. They’ve been flatmates for three years now, and he can’t tell if Rashid genuinely likes him or not. He often wonders if Rashid is making fun of him most of the time, but keeps him around anyways because if he likes having a flatmate who voluntarily does all the cleaning and whose work has even worse hours than Big Law. But he’s a good guy, Rashid. He would probably alert the authorities if Armand goes missing. At least, Armand hopes he will. He takes his time lacing up his sneakers.
“See you,” Armand says, finally.
Rashid grunts, but only because one of the Man United players got another yellow card. Armand shoulders his bag and slips out.
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interviewwiththevampireart · 3 months ago
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le théâtre du grand-guignol
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notsatyr · 6 months ago
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btw the Théâtre des Vampires is historically accurate and based on a real theatre if anyone cares!! I was so so excited about the whole recreation lol I felt like such a nerd. This might already be established fact amongst long term book fans but allow me to nerd out about theatre history while I procastinate on my exams anyways <3
So if you ask me, it's entirely based on Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol, a Parisian horror theatre that operated from 1897 to 1962 which alligns with the timeline. It is even placed in Pigalle, the same street as it's real life counterpart.
Much like we see in the show, the theater would put on a handful of smaller plays, alternating between plays of brutal violence and comedic plays in a pattern they called "hot and cold showers". The plays were generally about anything and everything taboo and often about the outcasts of society. Murder, insanity, incest, street urchins, you name it. The plays used a varity of over-the-top special effects to achieve it's gore.
The theatre attracted a wide varity of audience looking for a varity of experiences. In the middel war days, it would even see royalty and celebrities among it's audience. It was just as common for people to faint and need medical attention (something they hired doctors for, partially as a marketing trick) as it was for peopel to get so aroused that they had rentable boxes formerly used by nuns for... privacy. Right did I mention this all happened in a former chapel? this was in a former chapel. Which they also include in the shows version with stained glass doors, gothic wood carvings, and confessionals.
They also comment in the show on how the theatre had become "passe" following the war, which is also true; the theatre would see dwindling audience numbers from the end of the war untill it's closure in 1962. It's speculated that the horrors of the war had rendered their material less shocking; everyones ideas of what sort of violence humans where capable of had been changed for good.
ok. I need to go back to studying lmao but I might update with some pictures comparing Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol to the Théâtre des Vampires depicted in the show + some more details later. Sufficient to say, the theatre nerd in me is very very excited about the commitment they put into depicting this little piece of theatre history.
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