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television appearance that makes your estranged daughters plan an intervention

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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my wife is a bitch and i like him so much

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Made an IWTV shipping chart to better understand what I'm dealing with here.

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what if by chance Daniel finds an old jacket of his in Armand’s Dubai wardrobe. or Daniel still has an old t-shirt that he hasn’t the heart to throw away even tho it stooped fitting him decades ago and turns out it's Armand’s

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Eyes that change colour at will. The handsomest richest vampire in the world vowed to protect him from another beautiful vampire who’s obsessed with him and wants to give him a special necklace. He’s world famous and invited on the rockstar tour. New wardrobe unlocked. Vampire Daniel Molloy is every 12 year old girl’s first roleplay forum OC.

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armand + head tilt

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thought about when Daniel first sees Armand today and LBF makes sure he performs a FULL body reaction 🚬🚬🚬 mad lad thank you for your service

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. The Count

[ companion piece to my illustration The Old Tales, inspired by Robert Eggers film Nosferatu ]

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how do you do, fellow Creatives™

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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Jonny Sims: *kills off all your favs brutally*

Also, jonny Sims: "The cat lives. I'm saying this now because I don't want people to worry the cat dies. We don't do that here"

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can we talk about armand hanging out with this stupid lestat portrait for 150 years like some kind of grieving widow. he’s so funny

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old Armand wip

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward