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Fangs

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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I’m sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.

Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.

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You cannot convince me that Armand doesn’t have a kink of dissecting Daniel like a specimen as his form of role play or performing an autopsy on him

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My favorite thing about book DM is how Armand and Daniel essentially start dating each other a year in with all the essential steps included in that. They go on a dinner date and go to the theater. Armand asks Daniel’s opinion on deep questions like what causes war and what happens after you die. Daniel asks Armand about his history. Armand warns him ahead of time about a fire in the inn he’d been sleeping in and bails him out jail. Armand also regularly gives Daniel like a ton of money for no reason. Daniel weeps when Armand is gone for months.

And all of this happens…before Daniel realizes Armand is no longer planning on eventually eating him.

And Daniel likely didn’t realize this that long after Armand did.

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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stop that’s so funny

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The Dubai apartment is depressing for so many symbolic reasons but also because Armand gives off the energy that he should have trinkets everywhere.

If he were allowed to actually relax in a relationship (or get as close as he’s physically able to) I feel like he would just have stuff everywhere. He takes up every conceivable hobby there is and either sticks with it for ages or loses interest in a week. The Devil’s Minion chapter backs this up I feel. He is both a magpie attracted to shiny objects and a crow who brings ‘gifts’ to Daniel.

I want to see Armand not worrying about meticulously curating and micromanaging the absolute fuck out of his relationship and instead collecting weird shit that he just leaves lying on every surface, and then maybe one day he snaps and throws all of it out but only to make room for his latest fixation, or maybe Daniel tries to convince him to move some of it but he can’t bear to part with any of it.

His purchase history on the app story is batshit and Daniel is answering the door every five minutes to collect another Amazon parcel. Armand leaves shit all over the floor just outside of their coffins because he swears need to have it within arm’s reach. He’s buying the same exact items in multiple colours because he needs to but he also has a serious issue with object permanence so whenever something is no longer within his line of sight, he forgets it exists. Thank god Daniel is a vampire already because the number of times he’s tripped over random things lying on the ground probably would’ve killed him already if he were still alive. I need to see Armand letting his freak flag fly but specifically regarding his weird hyperfixations.

There’s also something very sweet and uncharacteristically innocent about his childlike habits because the safety and security he would feel with Daniel, despite being much more powerful than him, would imply that he’s able to regress just a little to being the child he was never allowed to really be.

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"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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Forget the neck, I bet Daniel spent years wondering why he has a bite mark at the top of his left inner thigh

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rise and shine, it's morning

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more ronan

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diversity win! this office is all women because the it guy got eaten by a computer, and the only other male employee fell through a wormhole in space!

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