#ld king

[im-a-freaking-joy]

CALLING ALL EXMORMONS/PIMOS

i have a proposition- lets all write the nastiest, most unhinged, atrocious mormon themed smut that we possibly can. It was honestly weirdly healing for me to read wild ass smut on ao3 that was themed around the religion and not the musical, and i want it to become such a popular trend for exmos and pimos to start doing that they have to start vagueing about it in general conference. It doesnt have to be good. It just needs to *be.*

Once im done writing my Ammon×Lamoni smut fic I'm absolutely reblogging this post with the link added, please join me in this unhinged rebellion

[peach-fiz]

Love is a post apocalyptic battlefield

also this is their song

[simplegenius042]

Which of my Favourite Fictional Characters Is the Worst One?

Tagged by @icecutioner and @voidika

I'm just catching up on tag games that I'd been tagged in. There'll be one more today.

I'd also like to hear your thoughts on why you think any of the characters above that you think is the worse are in fact the worst out of the lot; whether in the comments or the tags in reblogs. Not mandatory of course.

Tagging @inafieldofdaisies @shellibisshe @socially-awkward-skeleton @derelictheretic @shallow-gravy @direwombat @strangefable @rhettsabbott @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @imogenkol @cloudofbutterflies92 @skoll-sun-eater @cassietrn @carlosoliveiraa @adelaidedrubman @g0dspeeed @wrathfulrook @afarcryfrommymain @strafethesesinners @aceghosts @turbo-virgins @raresvtm @softtidesworld @starsandskies @ladyoriza @la-grosse-patate @florbelles @titiagls @minilev @yokobai @thewanderer-000 @omen-speaker @justasmolbard @alypink @thesingularityseries @nightwingshero and @noodlecupcakes + anyone else who'd like to join.

[enbydaysaint42]

*infodumps about bridges*

[brothermouse]

Fast Sunday doodles 5/5/24 (bonus!)

King Benjamin, Telling everyone to get their sh*t together

[extreme-neutral]

Shit, sorry I'm late! I didn't initially plan on participating in @lazyvoyager's prompt since I couldn't come up with anything. Right until a day ago, as I was lying in bed, me brain went 💡

This man is not a real human!!

He's five racoons in a trench coat.

ok, i keedzy

He was just jumping zoo enclosures to pet all the animals.

That is, until he got to the terrarium and decided to snatch some residents. For a walk, not permanently! No clue what this "burglary" charge is about.

Anyway, good times. Cop shop seemed like a decent place to commemorate the occasion with a group photo. 👍👍👍

Gonna make a magnet out of it to slap on Rangers' fridge.

[werewolf1903s]

[goldenhornss]

Which one of these should I dress up as on Halloween?

[obsessingoverl]

In my seminary class

He didn't get the women with rizz, he got the women with his rizzches

[nostalgia-tblr]

i suppose this is a book review

I finished a book! It was The Usurper King: The Fall of Richard II and the Rise of Henry of Bolingbroke, 1366-99 by Marie Louise Bruce (Amazon link, sorz - I read this Kindle edition). I wasn't that keen on it at first so I skipped some bits early on and in the middle but once the actual usurping got underway it was quite exciting. I think one of the parts I skipped was the Peasants' Revolt (oops) so I shall have to find out about that from somewhere else, and as usual I kind of gave up on keeping track of who all the various nobility were who changed their name every time they got promoted (and in this particular story occasionally demoted). This is all part of the backstory for the Wars of the Roses though so I had some idea who most of the the most-royal people were already - this is the bit where we skip from the son of the first son of Edward III to the son of his third son and the kid who doesn't get the throne in this one is Important Later On, or at least his descendants are.

Anyway, Richard II is the son of The Black Prince (nobody seems to know why he was called that, so let's just say he was a goth) and he is quite unpopular with basically everyone, and he got semi-deposed in the 1380s but hung on and then got vengeful about it a decade later. Anyway he'd pissed off everyone and he'd had this weird sort of sexual tension loyalty-but-also-bitterness thing going on with his cousin Henry (son of the third son of etc) and then banished him and disinherited him, at which point the book notes that Henry considers this to be Richard breaking his coronation oath and adds ominously that all this fuckery therefore dissolves Henry's bond of fealty to his king... and then shit - as they Americans say - gets real.

So Henry comes from France to England with about a dozen boats and he has maybe 200 men in his can't-really-call-that-an-army BUT as mentioned everyone fucking hates Richard so as he wanders across England his forces grow signficantly. (If England had a penny for every time an invading Henry has overthrown an unpopular Richard...) And Richard's at this point off oppressing Ireland and for some reason dilly-dallys a bit there despite the Cousin-Usurper-Has-Invaded-England thing, and when he does show up (in Wales) he promptly falls for some oath-breaking (of which there is A LOT in this story, mostly from Richard himself) and gets arrested and deposed.

At this point the author expresses some scepticism about whether Henry really had much in the way of grounds for claiming the throne (oh and also he'd told most of his new allies that he wasn't going to - see previous mention re: the shocking amount oath-breaking going on here) but he manages to get it and then to hold onto it he of course has to kill Richard but he's not keen on the idea and then there's a failed rebellion and then soon after that Richard conveniently dies, possibly because they stopped feeding him (GRIM!) and then there's the history equivalent of a post-credits teaser for the next film, where Henry (now the IV) dies and apparently his son liked Dead Richard more - I should look into that as it sounds a bit fucked up. And like I said the 'skipped-over second son' plot point will become important in the 1460s or thereabouts.

Some of the primary sources are quoted in the original Badly Spelled English - though in fairness there's no standardised spelling as yet (and won't be for some time) but still it's hard to make sense of in places so I often just skipped those quotations. There's also the odd bit of untranslated Latin (thanks, shitlord!!!) but never more than a line so it could be worse. Sometimes events are referred to without further explanation which is a bit annoying - I want to know why Henry V will be so pissed off at his dad! And why an archbishop gets executed in some later installment! But yeah mostly I found it a bit of a slog early on but once - as the French say - la merde got le real it picked up a lot and it became quite the page-turner which is partly the nature of the events but points to the author anyway cos I know that - alas! - a bad writer can turn any bit of history dull.

I'd initially given this 3 stars but then upped it to 4 when I was finished because it got rly good in the last half.

[puckpocketed]

learning so many facts today. my short girlking viktor arvidsson... arvie... the WOODPECKER?

[dea-equitorum]

The Great War is Keith’s pov while away with the Blades

And Bigger the the Whole Sky is Lance’s pov after Keith leaves for the Blades

[ashyronfire]

We Are Like The Living Dead || Chapter 15: Humble and helpless and learning to pray

Title: Chapter 15 - Humble and helpless and learning to pray Rating: M Characters: Nightmare King Grimm, The Hollow Knight, The Knight/Ghost, Hornet, Grimmchild Relationships: Nightmare King Grimm/The Hollow Knight Series: we are like the living dead Warnings: Gore, Body Horror, Themes of Death, some innuendo, Post-Dream No More (sort of), THK is Not Nice, Nebulous and Unreliable Narrator, Self-Destructive Tendencies

Summary: “You think you are so cute.” He looked up at them and, pinned as he was, part of him was invigorated. The other part of him melted into a playful smile that he made no effort to disguise. “You think that I am cute, too,” he pointed out. “And we are both correct. Objectively, I am very cute.”

Author’s Notes: It's only been a month and a half. That's not a long wait at all. /huffing copium

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[grollow]

I present to you... We Are Like The Living Dead

My very serious, dark gore fic, where my protagonist is literally rotting and falling apart.

This actually happened.

(Thank you @dropout-ninja​ for making me CHOKE ON AN ALTOID)

[botchbehemoth]

people talk about how king gizzard release a lot of albums (they do) but not enough about how the results of their musical stevenbombs are also like. consistently their best material. changes, ice death, and laminated denim together would be more than solid enough to fill the entire discography of another band but for kg that's just October '22. what the hell

[kkeke99]

mama is so damn rigged cause why tf would you put into the "best performance groups" nominees groups with tiktok dances but not ateez and everglow that have actual choreographies? ://