#lcdp smut

[depressopax]

NSFW Alphabet

For Andrés de Fonollosa/Berlin

Fandom - La casa de papel/Money Heist

The complete NSFW alphabet for Berlin, based on my LCDP Alphabet.

Pairing: Berlin x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut/headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content. MDNI! Light BDSM, worship, praise and degradation, oral sex, mention of choking kink. Possessiveness & jealousy. Switch!Berlin. Reader is gender neutral! Words: 2.1K Summary: The NSFW alphabet, A-Z, for Andrés de Fonollosa English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Berlin may have two moods when having sex: - Slow and loving - Fast and hard

However, his aftercare is always the same.

As we know, Berlin is like a totally different person when he’s in love.

You realize so by how sweet he is with you during intimate times.

Whether he’s submissive or dominant in bed (he can do both 😽), he wants you to feel loved afterwards.

But he does enjoy being a tease too lmao

He’ll tell you how good you were, how much he enjoyed it and how amazing you look etc

…But Berlin also likes teasing you for your reactions, how “needy” you were, or simply brag about how amazing he is 

Being an asshole aside…

After being reassured you’re ok, he helps you clean up

Gives you something to drink and offers you a bath or shower (he won’t let you do it alone tho)

Berlin worships you and your body, sexually or not. He just adores you.

But honestly? He is pretty lazy after sex.

He prefers to cuddle you whilst whispering praise to you

Sex makes him sleepy lmao

Besides, his favorite thing to do is have deep conversations with his lover, and have you resting on him naked.

He falls asleep pretty quick, and does so whilst spooning you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself: Hands and neck

He loves how his hands look, especially when they’re on your body and inside of you

…Or around your throat

He likes his neck, and the way your lips feel on it, especially when you leave hickeys on it ;)

It turns him on to see the bruises and marks you leave on him, and doesn’t give A FUCK if people see it - he wants everyone to know he is taken ;)

On you: Your eyes… And ass.

He loves eye contact during sex. 

It says everything to him - if you like what he’s doing, when you’re close, etc… 

It’s also really intimate to look into your eyes whilst pounding into you. 

He adores you, especially those eyes of yours.

Ass too, of course.

He likes the way it feels against his palms, how it looks with AND without clothes… 

Also loves spanking it

…And the sounds of his balls slapping against your ass when he takes you from behind.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Making you cum is his favorite activity.

He likes seeing how many times he can make you cum before you break completely.

The sounds you make, the way your body twitches and squirms, and how your eyes roll back when climaxing… He loves it all. 

He’s not scared to get messy. Berlin likes it when you cum on his fingers, cock, or face. Anything. 

Of course, he likes cumming on you, too.

Not a fan of releasing inside of you, tho. 

When you suck him off, he likes to come in your throat, or pull out and release all over your face.

It makes him feel possessive, seeing you all flustered and covered in his cum- 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes the idea of blindfolding you, often using his own ties or putting satin blindfolds over your eyes.

Knowing you’re completely at his mercy excites him.

He’ll get the chance to use whips on you, tease your skin with feathers and make you shiver with his touch.

…This way, he can tease you too. 

Probably cruel and doesn’t touch you, have you on edge and begging for it.

Only to give you the pleasure needed when you least expect it. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Homeboys have four ex-wives… That’s all I’ll say. 

He knows how to pleasure you, and also knows what he likes in bed.

Very attentive and catches up on what you like and dislike in bed.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. 

He loves having you on all fours, grabbing your hips and thrusting into you.

The position gives him the opportunity to take you on other places besides the bed.

The kitchen counters, against a table, the shower wall…. You name it. 

This man is creative af lmao

He’s an ass guy, how can he not love doggy?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can be very serious if you want him too, or if he’s in a bad mood.

But most of the time, he’ll be humorous.

He wants sex to be intimate and passionate

But also want you to have a good time and feel good about yourself.

He tends to be rough, so when your whimpers get too loud, he’ll crack a joke to make you focus on something else. 

His goal is to make you relaxed, satisfied but also to at least smile at something stupid he says.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t shave, doesn’t see the point in it.

Body hair is natural to him, and he’s proud of it, too.

But he does keep it trimmed, so it doesn’t get in the way.

He’s kind of a perfectionist, you know?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Like I said on G: He’s intimate and passionate!

If you ask Berlin, sex is supposed to be just that.

He always makes sure it’s romantic

And if he needs to be cheesy with music, lighted candles and such… He’ll do it. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

To be honest? He does it alot.

BUT… He’d never admit it.

He probably talks about it like masturbation is “lame” or even “disgusting” 

…Yet, he touched himself a lot. 

When single, he uses it as a stress relief.

Before you and him became official, he used to jerk off to thoughts off you.

Even when in a relationship, Berlin masturbates with you on his mind. Or maybe whilst looking at pictures of you.

He’s not a fan of porn, finds it repulsing to watch other people have sex

He instead uses his own imagination, and… Well, you - photos, and even something that smells like you - to get off. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage

Impact play

Dom/sub & discipline

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, the couch, against the kitchen counter/table…

Prefers a bit privacy

So anywhere at home where he can bend you over will do it

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Simply… You.

And his own fantasies.

Just imagining what he wants to do with you

Or what he wants YOU to do to him, gets him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Threesomes and cuckolding

Anything that has to do with sharing you

Seriously, he’ll get seriously offended if you suggest it 😭

Doesn’t like humiliation, neither on you or him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Homeboy passionate AF

He adores and worships every single inch of you, so ofc he gives you a lot of attention… Down there ;)

He can spend hours giving you oral pleasure

Not only to satisfy you, but because he genuinely gets turned on from going down on someone. It brings him pleasure too

He loves receiving too

Will have you on your knees, loving the sight of you so submissive and eager to please him

Pushing into your warm mouth, rewarding you with praise and LOUD grunts and moans

He hates being the guy to fuck your face

…But if he gets too into it/eager? He’ll do it and not even feel sorry afterwards

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes both but prefers fast - but not necessarily rough. 

He wants it to feel intense and have you plead for more. 

He’s more of a “fast and passionate” kinda guy. 

Going slow only makes him frustrated. He wants the both of you to feel the intensity.

He saves the slow “love-making” for special occasions. 

If he’s frustrated or angry he tends to be rough tho - often without realizing so. 

He’ll slam into you mercilessly, only realizing how rough he is when you whimper underneath him

And he likes teasing you for it. “Aww… Is this too much for you, mi amor?”

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

LOVES quickies!!

What’s there not to like about taking you anywhere, at any time?

He’ll have you bent over a table, pressed against a wall and hit it from behind whenever he feels like it. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes it risky ;)

Doing it in public for example

Or testing his pull out game

He’ll have you sweating as he tells you how close he is - but still doesn’t pull out… 

And then, before exploding he’ll pull out and release onto your ass or stomach - he’ll be a smug mf about it too

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go at it for quite a while. He’ll make sure you’re both satisfied

…But he’s insatiable, so it takes a while

He’s a horny bitch lol, so getting ready to take you once again after an orgasm doesn’t take that long.

He can last pretty long, tho. Totally depends on position etc

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I feel like he either has some toys, or that he’s the guy that doesn’t own toys and refuses to use them on his partner, since “he’s better than some stupid toy” 

The toys he has are some vibrators, handcuffs, blindfolds etc… Maybe a whip too, who knows? 

…Bonus point if you switch it up and use them on him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

UNFAIRRRRRR AF

Will have you on your knees in the end, only because “it’s funny” to see you beg. 💀

He likes turning you on and leave you begging for more

But he won't give it to you that easily…

He also loves making you flustered - you blushing is the cutest thing to him. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is LOUD and without shame

Grunts, growls, moans

Cuss words, praise, degradation… You name it.

He talks shit in the show, and so he does in the bedroom LMAO

…And whimpers, too - if you fuck him good enough…

He likes dirty talking too.

He actually doesn’t mind if the neighbors hear his moans, combined with the sounds leaving your mouth - he wants everyone to know he’s yours, and that you’re his. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Berlin wears suits a lot, right?

To look good and to fit his “fancy” vibes, yes.

BUT…

His suits come in handy other times, too… 

Especially the tie. 

Just pull it a bit when kissing him.

Heck, he even likes it when you pull it too hard, causing him to gasp for air. 

OR… If you use the tie to handcuff him, or blindfold him with it. EVEN USE IT AS A GAG.

The possibilities are endless. You choose - he’s happy with anything ;)

Yup, “he likes it rough”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He wears boxers, of course.

However… 

When with you, he sometimes skips the underwears.

That way, it’s easier to have you whenever he wants. 

If we’re discussing what’s under those boxers, tho?

He’s an average size, but slightly thicker. 

Lot of visible veins across his length.

Aight, I’m sorry - I’ll show myself out 🚪🚶

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Bro is horny as hell 💀

Wakes up with a boner, and can’t go to sleep at night before a quickie with you. 

He may be a bit “older” but don’t let that trick you.

He has a hot partner like you, ofc his sex drive is high ;)

He wants to be able to satisfy your needs, always. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends. 

Sometime he basically falls asleep minutes after finishing

And he feels guilty af about it later LMAO

So he tries to stay up with you, prioritizing aftercare before sleep.

He absolutely adores you, and seeing you asleep next to him is one of his favorite things.

Knowing that he’s the reason you’re so exhausted makes him want to pamper you with love and affection

But he’s pretty tired, too. So he either falls asleep with you, or as soon as he sees you asleep.

ANDDD that's a wrap for Berlin!!! Hope you guys liked it! <3 Next up - Denver or Tokyo!

[eatingoutmen]

MDNI. - ⚠︎ 18+ content || 🎥 ;; 「 ✦ ATTENTION WHORE ✦ 」 || 🎬 STARRING : ANDRÉS “BERLIN” DE FONOLLOSA

How did you get yourself in this predicament?

You have your hands tied behind your back, a gag around your mouth while sitting on a chair as your eyes observed ANDRÉS riding you with a deliberate and controlled pace, his breaths coming in ragged gasps as he rode your cock; your tip hitting his sweet spot with each thrust and rocking of his hips against your lap. “Shit- fucking hell… such a good boy you are for me.” ANDRÉS groans with a breathless chuckle, you could only let out a frustrating whimper and writhe your body beneath his. You turned your head to hear the telephone ringing insistently on the desk, your attention was caught on the device for a moment; your eyes focused on the telephone as it rang while your mind raced with possibilities knowing it was probably the Professor calling.

“Look at me.” ANDRÉS commanded as he moved his hand and cupped your cheek gently yet firm to guide your attention back to him, you let out a needy whine as your secret lover stopped his movements and stayed still on your lap while he clicked his tongue. “Focus on me, and me alone.”

That immediately shut you up to an instant, you nodded your head obediently whined needily through the gag. ANDRÉS smirked playfully and began to ride you again, resuming his slow and controlled pace as he let out a soft grunt. “Fuckkk… querido…” ANDRÉS grunted, feeling your cock stretching out his hole while the telephone ringed insistently in the background but neither of you could focus on that right now at this intense and scandalous moment you two were having. “Mmm… you feel so good, amor…” He moaned and began to ride you faster, making you whimper and moans grow louder despite the gag in your mouth. “That’s it, good boy. Eyes on me.” ANDRÉS praised with a small smirk.

He kept doing this for a while, riding your cock while you stretched out his hole as well as his walls. You knew you wouldn’t last any longer because you could feel your orgasm approaching on how much your cockhead kissed his prostate over and over again as he relentlessly bullies himself on your cock. “You close?” ANDRÉS asked with a smirk, you moaned through the gag and nodded your head quickly, he let out a breathy laugh and rode you faster and groaned feeling his own release approaching.

A few more sloppy and relentless thrusting and eventually you reached your climax, your cock emptying your seed and came inside him and painted his walls white. ANDRÉS let out a needy moan as his own release followed, his cum shooting out of his cock and landing onto both your red jumpsuits, he pressed his forehead against yours while you both panted heavily and came down your highs at the aftermath. “Was it good for you, hm?” ANDRÉS teased with a cocky grin, he moved a hand removed the gag from you which allowed you to catch your breath more. The corner of lips tugged a sheepish smile as you let out a soft chuckle, “What’s so funny?” He asked with a tilt of his head.

“The phone… it’s still ringing.” You gestured with a glance towards the desk, he rolled his eyes and scoffed before turning his head towards the telephone that was still insistently ringing after being long forgotten by both of you. “So? Ignore it then.” ANDRÉS replied, which made you chuckle more and stared at him mischievously.

“God, sometimes I love it when you’re an attention whore.”

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[the--sound--of--rain]

Chapters: 1/2

“What are you apologising for?” Martín asked when he pulled away, his hand still on the back of Andrés’ neck. “Have I ever not wanted to kiss you?”

“You’ve never wanted to kiss a woman.”

“I’ve never been into one.”

“Oh, come on, you can’t tell me you’re into me like this.”

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Having a period is the thing Andrés deserves most in life.

[evendale]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers

I was tagged in this by the lovely @once-in-a-blue-moon-rising. Thank you! 😊 It's nice to revisit my fics, it's been a while.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

23

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

1,014,041 words. Yikes 😂

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Most of my works are in the La Casa de Papél fandom. Before that, I was in the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries fandom. I also have a handful of ficlets in the fandom for the Stormlight Archive books by Brandon Sanderson.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

My top 5 fics by kudos are all in the LCDP fandom, and they're all +100k words.

Number one is 'The White Queen', a Regency romance AU. It's got almost double the amount of kudos than the second-highest fic.

'Personal Relationships', a canon-compliant AU.

'Back to Galicia', a movie star second chance AU.

'Safe House', a witness protection program AU.

'Tell Me What You Like', a collection of canon 'fill the gap' smutty scenes.

5. Do you respond to comments?

I used to 😅 I used to love spending a lot of time writing elaborate and personal responses to comments, and I in fact met several of my best fandom friends through comment conversations! However, over time I just simply didn't have the energy for it anymore. There are still a bunch of super lovely comments on the last chapter of my last fic that I really should have responded to, but I simply don't have the mental space. I do feel bad about that 🙈

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I don't write angsty endings. I love angst in the main fic, but I'm committed to HEAs :)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Probably 'The White Queen', where I spent about 50k words describing just how happy they were 😂

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I've had a few nasty comments, but they're absolutely nothing compared to the vast sea of incredibly kind, lovely, and supportive comments I've gotten. I've been very lucky.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

My earlier work is almost entirely smut 😂 It's funny to see my later fics evolving into containing more and more plot, and less and less smut. I wonder how my readers felt about that 😂 The smut is explicit, but I've always tried to keep it tasteful.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I haven't written any crossovers yet. I'm usually obsessed with only one piece of media at a time :)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yes -- I discovered a few years ago that one of my LCDP fics had been stolen and put on Amazon for money! It took ages to explain things to Amazon (because I didn't own the characters) and to get it taken down. It was a very icky feeling.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes, I've had several requests from people who wanted to translate my fics into Russian :)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, and I don't think I could. I love to brainstorm about plot with a friend or beta reader, but I couldn't actually share the writing process. I'm too much of a control freak 😅

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

If we're only looking at the first 2 seasons of LCDP, then Serquel. However, the subsequent seasons partially ruined them for me, so maybe I'd better choose Phryne and Jack from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

My only unfinished fic on AO3 is 'Tell Me What You Love' in the LCDP fandom, but that's more a series of vignettes that I kept open in case I wanted to add more. It wasn't really meant to have an ending. That said, I don't think I'll ever add to it anymore.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue, I think. I also think in general I'm a clear writer who gets to the point without too many flourishes or detours.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

For a long time, I felt like I couldn't come up with any kind of original plot, but I think I got better at that over time. I'm still pretty bad at descriptions, though. I just want to get to the action and dialogue, and I forget that my readers are not in my head and can't see the characters or surroundings like I do :D

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I wouldn't include more than a few words of phrases sprinkled through the dialogue.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries. I was all of 26 when I first discovered fanfiction!

20. Favourite fic you've written?

That's such a tough choice 😅😅 If I absolutely have to choose, then I think 'The White Queen'. I was really just writing the exact fic that I wanted to read myself with that one. I had so much fun with it, I was so inspired that the chapters literally flowed out without any effort, and I got the most amazing response to it from the fandom. It will always be extra special to me 😊

I'm not tagging anyone in particular, but if you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged! :)

[once-in-a-blue-moon-rising]

Twenty Questions for Fic Writers

Tagged in this by the lovely and wonderful @themirokai. It's taken me a while to get to it, but here we are today.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

12

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

293,965 - respectable, I think. An average of 24,497 words per work.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Sherlock, Good Omens, James Bond, La Casa de Papel/Money Heist. I'm by far the most prolific for Sherlock. Would like to do some more LCDP one day, maybe even in Spanish. And I feel some Bridgerton (specifically Kanthony) might be inevitable one day.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

When It Rains - aka my completed Mystrade epic, 98,000+ words.

A Christmas Thief - my LCDP Raquel/Sergio advent calendar, based on the Netflix A Christmas Prince film. It is SILLY (affectionate). (41,000+ words)

Major Revisions - an enemies-to-lovers, academia AU for my eternal faves (it's Mystrade). Lots of silly Christmassy tropes here too. (27,000+ words)

A Series of Unfortunate Interruptions - Good Omens this time, wherein our favourite angel/demon duo cannot find a single moment alone to do some confessing and/or kissing. (8000+ words)

Plan Normandy - my LCDP fix-it, where the gang escape the Bank of Spain together, and have to decide what it is they're going to do next. (19,000+ words)

Note: all these fics are complete!!

5. Do you respond to comments?

I do! I don't always get to them immediately, particularly when real life is busy, but I will get back to everyone, at some point. And I always read them, and appreciate them.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

By an absolute country mile, it's Ashes, from my old FF.net account. Because that site doesn't have AO3's comprehensive tagging, let me add the warnings here: major character death, graphic drug use.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I think A Christmas Thief/Major Revisions/Plan Normandy are all pretty soppy by the end. But most of my recent fics have happy endings, even if I enjoy the anguish in the middle.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I haven't. I got one kind of negative comment in a bookmark, but I understand that wasn't meant for me and, after I'd got over the initial upset, I realised they weren't actually wrong anyway.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Occasionally, as part of longer stories. It's usually not particularly graphic - the longest and most detailed is Chapter 5 of Fire Dancing with Snow, if you want to get an idea.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Not yet! Maybe one day.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I haven't, I don't think.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Also no: I think I could, if we agreed the overall plot together and then wrote sections solo (and gave feedback). But I couldn't sit down with someone and discuss a fic line by line.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

It had to be Mystrade. I'm not always fixated on them, the fixation ebbs and flows, but they are the ship that has endured longest in my mind.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I don't think there's a fic I want to finish that I doubt I will. There's at least one I don't want to finish because I dislike it (In My Blood I Felt Bubbles Burst, sorry), but if I want to finish it, then I'll finish it (unless I change my mind). It might just take me a long time.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I like metaphors, and kind of poetic description (particularly of feelings). I do, of course, need to be careful not to overdo it, but I think I often do hit the right note, and am able to describe complex feelings in quite original ways.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Over-writing, I think. I'm very wordy, and I can get stuck in minutae that not a single person (including me) cares about. I'm getting better at recognising when it's happening, but it's still definitely a weakness. Plus, planning out a bit elaborate plot, but then leaving it too long between chapters so I have to re-read absolutely everything to avoid plot holes.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I wouldn't write dialogue in another language in my English fics, unless I had help from a native speaker, as otherwise the level would be too far below my English level. But I've written a few bits and pieces in Spanish, and I'd like to continue improving my proficiency there.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Doctor Who! Picture this: I am 13, and I am heartbroken after Doomsday. I decide I'm going to fix it.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

I'm going to go When It Rains, I think. This might be because it's got a lot of positive attention and that contributes to my warm feelings about it, but I do re-read parts of it sometimes, and it very definitely falls into the 'this is exactly what I want to read' camp, which I think is important in your own fics.

I hope you enjoyed this! And, either way, I am going to tag a few people, just in case you'd like to do this. No pressure of course, it is a little time-consuming: @the-toad-in-your-piano, @ewebie, @evendale, @brigwife, @feeisamarshmallow... and you, dear reader, if you so wish. Please tag me even if I've not tagged you, I'd love to read your answers!

[veterveter]

It's great sex, though. That's the one good thing about it, because Martín can fixate on the sex and not have to consider how this arrangement could, in theory, become a problem some day. (Surely not. He's got everything under control.)

heyy here's some smut I wrote it all by myself

[delirious-and-slightly-murderous]

Did a moodboard for one of my old fics

Then he remembered where he was and took a good look at the man, seeing his rough appearance.

He clutched his luggage tighter and drew himself to his full height, taking advantage of the inches he had on him.

"If you want money I don't have any."

The man snorted. He didn't look intimidated. "Maybe I'd believe you if you didn't look like you just stepped out of a red carpet." He spoke with a raspy and strong accent, clearly a local by the sound of it. He looked Andrés up and down. "I was told to look for a fancy gentleman in a suit, so I'm assuming you're Andrés de Fonollosa."

"Yes, and you are?" He questioned relaxing slightly.

The man laughed, a deep and scratchy sound from deep within his belly, flashing a cute little gap in his upper teeth on the left side. His eyes shone brightly.

"Martín Berrote, at your service. I'm your official escort." He said, offering a hand.

Or this is a romcom where tourist Andrés meets local guide Martín.

Romance and trouble in paradise proceed to follow.

[swingbymyplace]

Send me some Belermo smut requests or prompts for fics!

[cacoetheswriting]

nothing more - berlin

Warnings: just angsty really, a lil dom!Berlin  Word Count: 1.2k Request By: anonymous: “angst. berlin and a female heist crew member!OC always banter but they have a lot of unresolved sexual tension and she does love him but before she can do anything he goes off with that hostage girl(idk her name)” A/N: Everything written in italics is a flashback/memory.

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You watched as Berlin, the man you were so desperately and hopelessly in love with, disappeared into another room with one of the hostages. Ariadna was her name. A beautiful girl, just his type. 

Your fingers curled by your side turning your hands into fists. Anger mixed with sadness over came you - the most dangerous blend. A lone tear escaped the corner of your eye. You wiped it quick, before anyone could notice.

Of course one person noticed. Berlin. From across the room, as he closed the door behind him, he observed for a brief moment as your hand travelled to your cheek in a desperate attempt to cover up your sadness. 

A sigh escaped his lips but he shook the feeling of guilt away and shut the door.

You excused yourself and hurried out of the room. Your heart was racing in your chest, panic. Stumbling into the nearest bathroom, you walked up to the sink and splashed some cold water on your face. Why did you have to fall for that devilish man? 

Memories came flooding as you starred at your own reflection. They hit you like a brick. From the moment you first laid eyes on him, to your first conversation, your first argument, the first time you kissed and the last. 

“How can you even say that?” You asked in disbelief. “I am a world class dancer!” “Dancing around a pole doesn't make you world class.” Berlin teased. His eyes locked with yours, a sly smirk circling his lips. You scoffed, your mouth parting a tiny bit in shock. 

“You did not just bring my past into this.” “Well, we’re talking about your dancing abilities and your past as a stripper factors into that. Does it not?” You furrowed your eyebrows wanting desperately to be mad at him. But how could you.

“Don’t worry girly.” Nairobi chimed in. Both of you turned to look in her direction. “Berlin’s just jealous he’s never seen you up on that pole.” She winked at Berlin who scoffed. “I have standards.” “So do I old man, but even I can't deny that I would happily slip some bills into her undies if I ever got the chance to see her perform.” 

Her comment made you giggle. 

“If we all make it out of this alive I promise to put on a private show for you Nairobi.” You shook your ass lightly in her direction as she placed her hand to her forehead, in a swooning motion.

Laughing, you glanced back at Berlin who’s eyes were glued to you. He licked his lips as his gaze travelled from your waist up your body, lingering a little too long around your chest area. 

This is what your relationship consisted of. Inappropriate jokes, an extensive amount of teasing, undressing each other with your eyes, soft touches when no-one was looking, secret glances, and inappropriate comments. Nothing more. 

It was quite sad really. The more you thought about it the more you realised if he was open to it, if he wanted you as much as you wanted him, you could let yourself go completely. You could be his. However, Berlin valued the mission more than anything and a relationship with you could comprise the mission. 

With a soft smile you excused yourself. Your legs carried you back to your room where you spent the rest of that afternoon crying. 

The days leading up to the heist were nerve-racking. Everyone sulked about the place unsure of what to do with themselves. Nothing seemed to be worthy of these last moments you’d share here in peace. 

You spent most of your free time in your room reading. It was the only activity that seemed to keep from images of the older thief circulating in your brain. Images of him kissing you. Images of him undressing you. Images of his hands exploring your bod-.

A knock on the door brought you back to reality. You cursed under your breath, placed the book on the bedside table, and got to your feet.

Sure enough the man you wanted to avoid stood on the other side. He smiled. “I missed you.” “What do you want Berlin?” You asked rolling your eyes. He took a step inside and closed the door behind him. “It feels like I haven't seen you in a while. You know you are my favourite out of this sad bunch.” There was a suggestive tone to his voice.

“I’ve been busy.” You replied with a sigh. 

He raised an eyebrow. “Oh yeah?” 

“Yes.” 

“Busy doing what?” 

“Relaxing.” 

“How’s that been going for you?” 

“It was better when you weren't here.” 

“Well, I can leave if you want me to. All you had to do is ask.”

He was now in front of you. Chest to chest. Your heart pounding; which he could most definitely feel. He smiled seductively. He brushed his fingers up your arm sending a wave of electricity down your spine as he leaned down, his face now inches away from yours. With one finger, he tilted your chin up to meet his hungry gaze. His hot minty breath hit against your lips. You swallowed hard. 

“Please.” You managed to blurt out.

“Please what?” Berlin asked in a mere whisper.

“Ple-ease l-leave.” 

“Is that what you really want Y/N?” 

The sound of your real name coming out of his mouth was enough for you to melt away. You had no idea he even knew your real name. 

“No-o.” 

Berlin smirked. He placed his hands on your cheeks, cupping your face. His lips touched yours sensually; they were softer than you remembered. He he ran his tongue back and forth along the edge of your bottom lip, caressing it softly. 

A moan escaped your mouth. The sweet sound was like music to his ears and he pressed into you harder, causing you to take a step back. You were now pressed against the wardrobe. No escape.

Both of your heads rotated to vary pressure, breaths heavy. Berlin’s hands moved from your face down your neck, fingers wrapped around it gently and he squeezed. 

He released you slowly from his embrace and without another word walked out of the room leaving you breathless and alone. 

You looked at your own reflection in the mirror wondering how the hell you became so infatuated by the dark haired man. Quickly, you wiped the tears from your face with your hand and took a couple of deep breaths. 

Reality. It was time to return to reality. 

Slowly, with your head down, you strutted out of the bathroom. As you ran your fingers through your hair, still not looking ahead, you collided with someone. 

“I’m sorry.” You mumbled under your breath and looked up to meet the person you walked into. “Berlin...” He opened his mouth to say something but nothing came out. 

A sigh escaped your lips. All you wanted was to get away from him, just for a moment, and yet he was everywhere you looked. “Shouldn't you be with Ariadna?” Her name came out like a sneer. Berlin didn't respond which made you roll your eyes. 

“Excuse me.” You whispered and tried to push pass him but the older thief grabbed your arm. “Can we talk?” “Let me go.” You broke free from his grip and tilted your head slightly to meet his gaze.

“We have nothing to talk about. Nothing more. Not anymore.” And with that Berlin watched you walk away. A weird ache in his chest. 

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[kenobiknight]

i really like that lcdp doesn’t have a lot of people making moral think pieces on the show and its characters. and berlin being almost everyone’s favorite character eases my soul. compared to other fandoms…

it shouldn’t be that surprising after all they are all criminals and these people would have dropped the show from the first season.

[depressopax]

NSFW Alphabet

For Daniel Ramos/Denver

Fandom - La casa de papel/Money Heist

The complete NSFW alphabet for Denver, based on my LCDP Alphabet.

Pairing: Denver x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut/headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content. MDNI! Breeding kink, possessiveness, semi-public sex, switch!Denver, penetrative sex.  Words: 1.7KSummary: The NSFW alphabet, A-Z, for Denver. English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I’m sorry, but I feel like this man is NOT good at aftercare.

He’s clueless AF after sex. 

Of course he makes sure you’re ok and will kiss you, but more than that? No.

You’ll have to ask him for aftercare, and do so quickly before he falls asleep on you lmao 😭

But if you ask him, he’ll of course be more than happy to obey.

You’re a treasure to him, and he worships you and your body.

He’ll do his best, with praise, cuddles and offering to get you some water etc

But when it comes to aftercare FOR HIM?

He loves it.

Mans a switch, but I feel like he prefers being under you and receiving love and attention.

If you’re rough with him, he is needy afterwards and wants full attention.

Even though he’s not good at aftercare, he won't let you go to sleep without making you feel loved. 

He falls asleep first, but does so while whispering “I love you”

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself: His arms and abs. 

What can he say? He looks good and knows it.

He likes it when you appreciate his muscles, makes him feel good about himself.

Also loves it when you caress his arms and stomach - please do.

Of course, you love his arms and abs too. Especially the way his strong arms look when he’s on top of you, how the twitch and move along with the rest of his body, and the visible veins across his muscles… 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums, a lot. 

And loves seeing you coated in his release, too.

Whether it’s down your throat, over your chest, face, or his favorite: Inside of you… 

He doesn’t mind making a mess, and definitely takes it as a compliment when you cum, too. 

The messier, the better! Sorry-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Although Denver is usually on top, he wants you to totally dominate him.

Handcuffs, toys, orgasm denial, whatever…

He wants to try it - and be the one to receive it. 

He’s turned on by the thought of you totally slutting him out.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Denver knows what he’s doing

And DAMN, he’s good.

He has had casual flings and partners before you, so he is very experienced.

…And not shy to brag about it. 

He seems to know just how to pleasure you, without even trying that hard.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style

He loves taking you from behind

…And being able to pull your hair and to squeeze your ass

Apart from that, he likes 69 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s pretty humorous in bed.

Will crack a joke or two, although his laughter is entertaining enough lol

He doesn’t want sex to feel too serious. It’s supposed to be about pleasure, and fun too. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He tells you he doesn’t shave, but he does, sometimes.

When he’s shaving his beard, he sometimes gives himself a… Trim down there, too.

He wants to keep things smooth and neat for you, when you give him heads.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is very romantic, but also really gets into the feeling of you, and gets lost in the heat of the moment.

He likes being rough with you, and moves fast and rough, which often isn’t considered “romantic”

But if he realizes he’s being too rough, or if you let him know your preferences, he’ll slow down, fucking you slow and making sure you feel loved.

When he’s closed to release, he cusses, and leans close to you, groping your body whilst whispering affirmation to you.

“Fuck, fuck… I love you. So fucking much. Te amo.” 

Somehow he can make the nastiest of sex into something romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it, a lot.

And he’s not ashamed to tell you he does either

Heck, he’ll even ask you to watch him masturbate sometimes. Maybe even join him!

He is easily turned on and always prioritizes “self care”. At least once a day.

Yes, he does it too when in a relationship, but not as much. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty talking

Roleplay

…Breeding ;)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, any time, ALL THE TIME.

He’s a horny guy, what can he say?

If you’re horny, he won’t let you be all bothered

If you’re in public he’ll find a somewhat private spot where you can take care of each other's “problems” ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You.

He’s easy to turn on

Kinda pervy when it comes to you, just watching you suck on a lollipop or ice-cream will have him aroused tbh 😭

Nudes too

If you’re comfortable sending them ofc

It’s the biggest motivation EVER, he adores and loves worshiping your naked body 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s not that kinky, so anything that is too “extreme” is not it.

Not that fond off BDSM etc

He’ll try it if you are into it, but it’s not for him

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers receiving tbh

Your warm lips wrapped around his cock works like a charm.

Stressed? Sad? Happy? Angry? Blowjobs!!

Still likes giving too

Especially when you show your appreciation with sweet moans

It boosts his ego to know he can make you sound like that 

Just love to make  you feel good. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Denver prefers fast and rough sex. 

But he’s good at making even the dirtiest, hottest sex into something romantic.

Whether it’s with some good foreplay or amazing aftercare. He knows how to set the mood.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves them. 

He is always in the mood, honestly

And quickies with him are pretty amazing, too

He can go for MANY quickies. 

Sometimes he prefers them over long sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He takes some risks, for example doing it in public excites him.

He is not bothered by the thought of getting caught. “So what? Let’s give ‘em a show.”

Homeboy got a breeding kink - he definetly doesn’t bother with condoms sometimes. 

So yea. He likes playing it dangerously ;)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Denver can go for multiple rounds.

He’s a quickie guy after all!

However he doesn’t last very long. 😭

But he makes it up to you by giving you extra attention and satisfies your needs - using his hands and mouth. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He likes toys!!!

Very experimental and open to trying new things, if that’s what you want.

But he prefers using toys on his partners, or watching them satisfy themselves with a toy 🤭

He’s not picky with what toys to use! Anything that excites you excites him.

If you were to use toys on him, he’d be like: “Ew, no!”

…But eventually be too satisfied to complain ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he’s a MEANIE

Edging you and overstimming are his favorite things. 

Using his fingers or mouth on you until you practically cry from the intense pleasure

He’ll even tease you in public - rubbing your ass or thigh, standing close behind you - so you can feel his clothed bulge against your jeans… You name it.

He likes it when you get mad at him. It even turns him on 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

The scene where he had sex with Monica during the heist and Arturito heard it?

Yea. That’s the answer.

He is LOUD and PROUD (...sorry, had to)

He moans your name, cusses, whimpers… Everything all at once.

But how could he not? “You feel so fucking good babe…” Is his excuse. 

People hear it alright… Especially when he fucks you in some public restroom

But he just ignores everyone that stares at him. At least he gets laid-

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He is pretty possessive, but…

If you suggest a threesome, he’s not one to back down.

It doesn’t really matter what gender the person is, if you find them hot, and he does too, he’d be down.

Of course he wouldn’t let them do anything though.

The thought of guiding someone, showing them what you like… A big yes. 

And then proceed to fuck you, showing the third “how it’s done”

Seeing you receive pleasure is everything to him. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has an average size, not too big, and not small.

As for underwears, he is one of those people that “forgets” to wear them, at least when he’s around you.

He likes teasing you by casually telling you he’s not wearing boxers

And he likes knowing how easily available he is, if you’re in the mood. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

HORNY AF BOYYY

Always wants you, always needy for sex. 

He’s not shy to show you his desire, either…

He’ll practically beg for attention LOL

When he’s not with you, or doesn’t want to bother you, he’ll masturbate, of course whilst thinking of you, tho… ;)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep pretty fast tbh

After reassuring you’re ok, he’ll simply wrap his arms around you, kiss your skin, and then fall asleep whilst mumbling “I love you.”

AIGHTTTT more smut for my fellow LCDP lovers LOL

Thank you so much for reading! Next up is Tokyo <3

MWAHHH

[eatingoutmen]

MDNI. - 18+ content. very eepy and very busy, but thinking about having shower sex with Andrés de Fonollosa

the bathroom was filled with shared gasps and moans and the running water blended together and echoed in the steam-filled shower, Andrés had himself pressed against the tiled wall, his legs wrapped around waist tightly and his hands gripping onto your shoulders support. his abandoned cock twitched in arousal as he let out a series of loud moans, he was trying hard to keep quiet to avoid being heard from the team. but fuck he couldn’t help but let out a guttural moan at the sensation of your cock moving inside him as your thrusted your hips, the tip hitting his sweet spot relentlessly that made him dig his nails into your skin and left faint marks on your back causing you to groan in pleasure and slight pain.

“f-fuck, fuck, fuuuck,” Andrés moaned, his breaths becoming ragged and dug his nails deeper onto your skin. “mmm, mi amor… m-mierda- f-faster-” he groaned huskily, his body quivering with pleasure as he responded eagerly at your cock moving in and out inside his hole. “s-shit… fuuuck-” he gasped sharply feeling your hips thrust faster and deeper, his walls clenching around your cock as he felt your tip hitting hit sweet spot at each thrust. his husky groans and loud moans growing louder as it echoed in the tile walls, he couldn’t care anymore if the team heard him at this point. he was losing himself with you and was loving every second of it.

“m-mierda- mmm, oh fuuuckk me… that’s it… j-just like that, mi amor…” Andrés gasped out, his words punctuated by his moans as his legs were shaking but you held them securely and pressed his back against the tile wall further. “k-keep going… d-don’t stop… please, don’t stop…” he whispered over your lips, his hot breath against you before he leaned in and captured your lips in a heated kiss. his tongue clashing against yours like a fight for dominance as he deepened the kiss, his walls hugging your cock tightly. he let out a moan into this kiss as he felt your cum fill him up inside as his cock twitched as his release followed suit, his cock spilling out his cum onto his stomach. he broke the kiss finally, heavy pants filled the shower as both of you caught your breaths as the scent of sex filled the steam-filled air.

“we should do this again sometime, what do you say?”

[the--sound--of--rain]

He knew Martín would have fucked him – knew he found him attractive. And of course he liked him – they’d liked – and loved – each other for so long. For all this time, they had been flirting. For fun; because they felt comfortable with each other. But it had always been clear, behind the grins and pats on the back, that if Andrés liked men, there would be nothing standing in the way of it. Of them.

Andrés had shuddered at the thought the night before, drinking alone, deciding to go out and give in. At the thought of Martín doing those things to him. And then he had chased it away, buried it in the depths of everything he hated about himself, everything he needed to forget.

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Andrés is bi and confused. Martín helps <3

enjoy ✨

[shotgun-cake]

Here's a moodboard to go with my latest smutty one-shot: "Blown away" (pun intended)

It's all in the tagline:

"AU in which no one has ever sucked Martín off. He's actually pretty fine with it. And now that he's dating Andrés, he knows for sure that it will never happen. Right?"

Credit to @sorrydearie for pitching me this delightful idea, and many thanks to her as well as @czpla for their relentless campaigning in support of a Smut Series.

[call-me-jerusalem]

NSFW 6., 5. and 11. for Helermo pls 😍😍

»» Ask me about my Helsinki/Palermo's headcanons

[NSFW 5] Favourite positions?

Martín loves being in control. He also loves Mirko's tattoos. He always appreciated art, but now that he can no longer see properly, he challenges himself, closes his eyes and tries to distinguish the subtle lines under his fingertips, those chosen, planned scars. Mirko's body is an art gallery he's allowed to touch. Martín restrains himself most of the time, though. It's a habit, it doesn't matter how many times Mirko tells him it's okay. But Martín doesn't need permission now, not when he's riding his cock, slowly, agonizingly so. Eyes closed, senses heightened, hands all over Mirko's body, his belly, his powerful arms, a safety net in case Martín loses his balance. It's easier to have all the control, he thinks, when you know it's okay to lose it.

Mirko loves watching Martín. How his scarred eyelids twitch and his long eyelashes tremble, a single tear stuck on it. His pink tongue licking his lips as Martín fights and fails, moans after sobs. Mirko loves running his big hands over his shaking thighs, so tensed under the strain of Martín's efforts to keep moving. Mirko only thrusts his hips up when he can no longer restrain himself. He grins as he notices Martín's beautiful cock leaking bit by bit. He wants to touch it, but he knows he will have his chance as soon as his skin turns feverish, and his entire body begins to shake, both hands on Mirko's shoulder, their foreheads almost touching, a barely audible plead whispered against his lips.

Mirko no longer grins as he finally reverses their positions, and cages Martín's body under his. He loves how smaller he is, how easy it is to handle Martín into position. One of his legs over the curve of his elbow, Martín's other knee pressing against his side almost painfully. Mirko loves when he's finally allowed to close the distance between their lips, and he loses himself in the heat, he drowns Martín's moans with teeth and tongue.

(Or: Martín is a cowgirl; Mirko is a missionary) . [NSFW 6] Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

When Palermo and Helsinki started sleeping together, they only thought of each other as a means to an end. They didn't lose any sleep over the reasons for them doing what they were doing. Both were gay men in their forties, so they already had their fair share of sex adventures, and they knew exactly what they liked (or didn't) in bed. Sex for them was not about figuring themselves out. They knew where they stand, and they met in the middle.

Martín loved giving head, and he loved getting fucked. He enjoyed how much in control he could be when he was sucking their partner's dicks, fondling their balls, literally holding their pleasure in his hands. He loved riding them as well, taking his sweet time, chasing his own orgasm, without too much consideration about the body under his. He could top if the situation called for, but it was too much work, and it didn't give him the satisfaction he really craved.

Mirko craved intimacy. When you were a soldier and then a prisoner, you just learned how to appreciate the present and to accept what you are given for the time it was given. Mirko had many lovers he never got a chance to ask for their names or to be around long enough to remember their faces. He loved having them in his arms for as long as he could, though, to bury himself in their bodies. He always made a genuine effort to give them all the pleasure he was able to, in any way that he could, but he had his preferences. Mirko never did mind pulling his weight.

Martín enjoyed being fucked by Helsinki, maybe a little too much. Helsinki was strong enough to carry him in his arms if he wanted to, but he wouldn't do it unless explicitly told to. He was the perfect soldier, always ready to follow his lead, to touch him where he wanted, to give him what he needed, when he needed, for as long as he needed. It was comforting, it was, to be desired in such way. Martín had almost forgotten how that felt.

(Or: Martín is a power bottom; Mirko is a service top) . [NSFW 11] Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

Mirko only stops kissing Martín when he needs to breathe. Or when he wants to hear him moan. He thinks he has earned it. He had restrained himself for far too long. So many weeks in a poorly lit cell, on a bed fit for one, having to watch Palermo continuously bit his lower lip to fight back a cry, but forbidden to taste that sound. Powerless as Palermo wrapped a hand around their cocks, looked into his eyes and tilted his head just a little, exposing his neck so he could mark him there if he wished. And Mirko did, and he felt strangely pleased with himself, as he watched the shades of purple fade away over the next few days, watercolours on canvas. When Mirko was finally allowed to kiss Martín, he hesitated maybe a second too long, and that's probably why Martín kissed him first. He didn't mind at all. It was never a competition.

Martín does not mark Mirko's neck if he can help it. He still remembers, the bruising left by the noose Martín himself helped to tie up. But sometimes it's hard to, sometimes he forgets. Mirko makes him forget everything. He watched Martín's lips without being allowed to kiss them for far too long. In the meantime, he learned how to play the rest of his body like a fiddle. Mirko knows how to draw all sorts of embarrassing noises out of him, and he knows how to use every tool in his power, his lips, his tongue, his hands, his cock. His voice as well. It always happens when Mirko stops kissing him and says his name, voice rough against his lips, when he feels Mirko's forehead pressed against his. He always forgets everything when they share the same air.

(Or: Mirko is a kisser; Martín is guilty)

»» Headcanons already answered

[colorfulsmayles24]

So I’ve started watching La Casa De Papel and I’m thirsting HARD for Berlin.

Yes, I know he’s trash but so am I.