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The Coward Brothers La Casa de Papel S03E02 | S04E08
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really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
#half a year prepping myself for a change in how old i am#followed by half a year answering wrong when asked#it never stops#respectfully i will no longer have an age#i dont need one I'm not a yoghurt
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“Maybe it’s brave to quit your job to go paint in Peru for a year, but it’s also brave to work two jobs to help pay for your mom’s medical bills. It’s smart to stay at the law firm until your loans are paid off. It’s OK to only tolerate your job but love your hobbies, because as soon as passions are turned into careers, you risk turning love into work. So you don’t love your job — who gives a shit? Are you happy with yourself? Are you happy with the way you treat people? Are you happy with your life?”
— Sometimes It’s Okay to Not Follow Your Dreams (via cmao)
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Francisco Goya, The Dog (El perro), 1819-23
#obsessed with this painting since i saw it irl at the prado#this tiny minuscule dog head just looking up#hoping calling out drowning#i love him#and man had that on his WALL#straight up painted the doggo inside his fucking house#im going insane
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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La casa de papel || Money Heist
#my beautiful freak#he loved those fish so damn much#also the expressiveness of that face#señor i beg of you never get Botox#his wide eye acting is always so good#babie#pedro alonso#la casa de papel#berlin
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“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor
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EP 07, BERLÍN 2023
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ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)
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Simone Ashley as Kate Sharma Lady Kathani Bridgerton
#obsessed with her#the face and the grace of a princess I can't#kate sharma#kathani bridgerton#simone ashley
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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????
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wolf and red riding hood in Paris
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Swimming Sloth Searches For Mate | BBC Earth
#!!!#look at him goooo#motivated dangly lil guy#oh swimming sloth searching for mate we're really in it now
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Kathony + Tumblr Tags Part 1
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“death can be the greatest opportunity of your life, sergio.”
#why is his nose such a button#why is his smile so crooked#his teeth so predatory#he's so handsome i cannot#lcdp#andrés de fonollosa
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