#lbfh

[xmoriartea]

SVSSS AU Cosplay Edition

we all agree Luo Binghe is Airplane's self insert and Mobei Jun and Shen Yuan are strikingly similar. this we know. but please consider a cumplane situation where SY walks in on Airplane trying on a LBH cosplay a fan sent him and just gently having a stroke over it while Airplane is nothing but a goddamn shit about it

SY just deflecting to flustered rage seeing Airplane in demonic regalia. furiously typing away on his phone to find a wig he can add to the look because "its bad enough you're a hack author!!! you can't ALSO be a trash cosplayer!!" but mostly it's because he sees the vision™ (and has done his meimei's hair enough that he knows he can style the wig perfectly) and he cannot let anything but the rage show

too bad for him Airplane can sense blood in the water and just DELIGHTS in teasing SY over this. at first he was just trying it on because free things and now, oh now he sees his own vision and it's tormenting his best bro boyfriend over this forever

Airplaine pushing into his Yaun-er's space and crowding him up against a wall, watching the blush just bloom across SY's cheeks like wildfire

Airplane dropping his voice just a little bit, pulling out the first LBH pick up line he can think of

SY: Shut up shut up shut up A: Yaun-er doesn't want to play with Binghe? Maybe he should dress up too ;)

(Airplane definitely teases him about being his Little Palace Mistress just because of the sugar baby joking he makes near constantly re. SY's wealth and patronage)

SY does not stand a chance lbfh. he DEFINITELY does not stand a chance after he does Airplane's wig and makeup (thank you meimei)

flash to months later, because SY is nothing if not a vengeful little shit, where he has commissioned the full MBJ regalia, fusses entirely about the amount of titty the man canonically exposes because of a certain hack author, but puts on the PERFECT cold prince face when Airplane comes home and who's laughing NOW Airplane huh?? huh??

(it's still Airplane after he gets his jaw off the floor and ravages his favorite ice prince dressed as his favorite character

A, much much later: MBJ is not this twinky tho SY: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!)

[shivasdarknight]

tumblr staff doesn't give a flying fuck about whether or not you can fund your survival - and it's not like the users care either since there tends to be more traction on twitter than here. everyone's more willing to dump their money into tumblr (and lbfh otw) instead of actually helping people in need or holding staff accountable for their discriminatory practices.

also their proposed changes would directly impact and hurt people seeking mutual aid requests. you should not be encouraging staff's behavior through a fucking coordinated crab day because it's sending the message to them that you like the status quo.

tumblr is still corporate. your loyalty to them will not do you any good. this is the same company that was actively suppressing queer content and got fined over it.

there will always be other platforms. tumblr is frankly one of the worst for mutual aid and it's about to get worse with the proposed changes.

[my-death-trip]

Tbh I’m tryna Baja blast U 😏

Plz re-think ur life. The only blast I need right now is right between my eyes lbfh.

[succubunsvent]

It’s so funny that people are complaining about the fact they can’t participate in auctions and that it preys on FOMO but lbfh, it’s a 21+ species. If you are spending out of your means, that’s not my problem and your business. The bidders are grown adults that can deal with the consequences of their own financial decisions, whether it’s bad or not. Part of being a grown up. Adopts are a luxury.

—

[thatmanismygirl]

as a member of the lbfh (lesbians w big foreheads) community,

[why-do-i-like-the-bad-guys]

You can never go to far when it comes to him lbfh

have I gone too far?

[enreposo-blog]

it’s official, guys.

gabe and sylv are bffs now.  /  @rotcraft  [get over it, @huntcraft]

[redactar]

@redclaire​ // liked for a rookie agent

                   “You really sure about this, Claire?” 

          As if she’s going to make him find a hotel this late in the game. Leon stood awkwardly behind her, his backpack over one shoulder and duffel bag in hand, as Claire unlocked the door to her apartment. There wasn’t anything else considering he’d just been given two whole weeks off after months of rigorous training. The military barracks had been sparse, and Leon had lost all of his belongings to an eviction he hadn’t been around for. He wouldn’t be taking up much space and yet... this still felt like an imposition.

                   “I’m sure one of the guys on my team would be willing to let me crash on their couch.”

[cardinal-carvings]

@dara-kell

A cadet ran through the forest ground. He and his group found something a carbon pod of sorts. “Sir we found something “ he said eagerly wanting approval of the man in red armor. “It looks like a carbon freezing chamber we don’t know but someone is inside” he explained.

Inside the forest, the cadets gathered around the pod. Inside there was a person a helmet concealed their identity . They waited not sure what to do.

𓅚

Actually training on the ground was something rare, something special-- and Cardinal insisted on being present whenever it happened, feeling much more comfortable if he knew he could step in if anything got out of hand. He believed in his troopers’ ability to handle themselves, but they were still teenagers-- still learning, still his children.

And when one of the cadets burst through the foliage with the news he totes, Cardinal couldn’t be more relieved he’d decided to come. A faint nod of approval and acknowledgement offered towards the trooper, “Show me.”

The order was mostly unnecessary-- but a good tell to allow the cadet to turn and hurry back into the forest the way he’d come. It was easy to keep up with the teenager, and soon Cardinal found himself walking onto a scene of his children surrounding the pod in question. A brow quirks faintly, and his left hand brushes briefly along the handle of his blaster as if to ensure it was still where it should be.

“Alright; fall back. Let me see what’s going on here.” At the order, everyone was quick to scramble back and fall in line-- through they couldn’t help but to peer eagerly and curiously on towards the pod, and Cardinal couldn’t find fault in that. Instead slowly moving towards the pod and sending a quick comm towards those monitoring the group-- so that the report may reach back to his superiors.

[origamiblades]

I can't remember if it's canon or just widely accepted/assumed Hux never saw an actual battlefield but I can't be convinced otherwise I mean even if JUST for a FEW years there's no way he didn't and that's canon to my blog. Thanks.

[futurefind]

“  i don’t like the way they look at you. perhaps i’ll cut their eyes out.  ” satoine, naturally

MEMES FOR THAT SPECIFIC BRAND OF SHIPS // @gottgenug

The woman sneers and leans forward, bracing strong forearms against the lord's table, lips curling back over teeth—baring them.

"Really, Baudelaire?" she mocks, eye flashing yellow as her hair curtains past one shoulder. She almost wishes someone would start a fight so she could start knocking heads. At least then she wouldn't have to deal with the boundless headache that was Antoine. Other vampires would at least have the decency to pretend to know social etiquette (which, really, is saying something, coming from her).

"You so petty you can't even stand anyone other than you judging me? That's a new low, even for you," too bad their riches (even more mysterious than themself) meant they were too valuable a donor, even just potential, for her to just clock and throw out.

"Now unless you have anything actually important for me, I have work to get back to."

[starfounded]

"I'm here to cause chaos and drink. And my glass is currently empty."

— Zade Kalliday, definitely

[itkeeper]

wow Stephen way to dedicate barely a page to the losers reacting to stan's death

[cardinal-carvings]

@ncxile​:  A R M I T G E ( i had to fdshaod )

A - Alone Time

Archex is not a fan of porn, I’ll tell that straight up and right off the bat. He just doesn’t get the appeal of it-- it doesn’t do it for him. Back in the Order he rarely had time for much of anything that wasn’t supposed to be scheduled for him to be sleeping, so anything he would do if the desire struck him and wouldn’t leave him be wouldn’t be prolonged or too thought out. More a necessity than anything else, to get his mind back into working business. After leaving he’s too much a wreck for a long time to even consider it or feel any desires. Honestly ‘alone time’ isn’t a big factor of his life.

R - Routine

We... all know he thrives off routine, so the chances are there’s something there at least back in the Order or some time after leaving. Considering it’s you asking, I’ll point out the necessity for routine wavers the more Armitage encourages him away from his programming and into finding himself. But even then, the two of them getting time together at the very least has to be scheduled-- and likely the same with anyone else in any other relationship he might form in the Order, so there’s always that there in place.

Even in his modern (or werewolf, but lbh that’s not important by the time he’s turned) verse Archex doesn’t really do one-night stands; he might end up finding someone he trusts well enough to form a friends-with-benefits sort of ordeal with. He rarely would partake with sex with a stranger unless the circumstances lined up just right.

M - Masochism

Slight pain is good; scratching and biting are encouraged, and he’s honestly quite fond of them leaving marks that’ll in time fade away. It’s like a nice little reminder that he belongs to someone (because by the point you get the chance to do this to him, he’d consider himself yours). Being bossed around is something that he really doesn’t mind in the least, and there are times he’ll absolutely eat that up-- and times he’d buckle right down and be a stubborn brat instead. As for anything like choking... well, he’d really have to trust his partner to even consider such a thing, but it’d likely be a more milder sort of breath play. Post-defection, when his lung isn’t too good, any form of choking will absolutely freak him out though. He will panic. But if he trusts you you can get away with slight pressure so long as it doesn’t cut off any airflow.

I - Impact play

He’s not entirely against certain sorts of impact play, and again it’d depend on how much he trusts his partner. He’s not going to exactly bring it up himself because it’s not one thing he seeks ultimately in a relationship, but if his partner were to express interest-- well, he’s not against it. He’d not be up for anything like paddles, but you could very easily interest him into something like a whip or a riding crop so long as it’s along his back.

T - Top or bottom

I... I’m sure it’s obvious by now. Archex is absolutely a switch, he’s up for whatever his partner prefers. He, at the heat of the moment, may desire one thing over the other more but ultimately he’s more concerned with pleasing his partner than himself. Because if his partner isn’t happy then he won’t be. (he leans more towards being a bottom, lbfh)

G - Group sex

Mmmmm... if he knows the third person you can potentially convince him into a threesome, but that’s entirely situational. Anything more than that is too much. On one hand, he’s usually only intimate with people he trusts a lot-- and usually there’s some attachment there. The idea of splitting his attention, or otherwise sharing someone he might otherwise consider his isn’t one he usually entertains. (tho i DO have a polyam ship with him, this sort of thing takes extreme trust and a lot of work to get towards)

E - Extra info

This is where i put he’s absolutely into knifeplay in right? Yep! Honestly, any sort of display of a deadly skill-- with someone he trusts-- is something that gets him going. You able to flip the scales and kick his ass in a spar? Well... ANYWAYS, I’m calling him out on his danger boner.

[spunkyspy]

Can you believe that I (and probably most of us lbfh) went from wanting Jack inside of me to wanting him evicted from the bb house

that GROWTH im proud of yall

[hellrend]

i’m talking to @czhng and @demonslayvr and we’re messes.

also? nico made another joke arm like monkey business. but this one is a boombox arm with bluetooth capability. it’s called ‘say anything’ because i’m a dumbass. but lbfh, with monkey business existing? this ain’t a stretch.