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every time i look up someones past life i am so shocked cause they always end up falling into like three categories (worlds most unappealing femboy, lawyer and/or catperson)
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Ο Αντώνης ήταν νομική οπότε δεν θα ειχε ιδεα τι στον πουτσο κανω τοσες μερες με τα excel but i like to think hed be amazed by my skills
#he'd admire me as an excel wizard#like i admire him for standong up for his beliefs#and for being a cool ass layer#lawyer?#how do i sepll help#fandomchaos posts#fandomchaos greeks#Αντώνης Αντωνόπουλος#τα καλύτερα μας χρόνια
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
#better call saul#[name rhyme] did someone hurt you? I’ll kill them. I’ll make them suffer. i’ll burn the world down until we are the last 2 in it#local lawyer tag
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#I know some of y’all have never seen this masterpiece#memes#meme#cute#funny#cute animals#wholesome#funny memes#hamster#twitter#tweets#funny tweets#cuteness#funny tweet#hamster memes#hamster meme#animals#wholesome meme#wholesome memes#you are a lawyer he is a hamster
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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened
#everytime i smoke too much i enter the lives of lawyers and secretaries and all the lives that arent mine#and on lsd i kept concentrating rlly hard on not becoming u#although now i think thats wrong but i havent done it in a while maybe if im brave ill not fight it next time
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#homeless#homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency#homeless people#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions#landlords#i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14#court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid#we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act#landlord#rental#rent#auspol#politas#ausgov#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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abogagos……..
#abogado (lawyer) + gago (idiot) so basically dumbass lawyers#i finally figured out how I wanna draw miles stupid bangs and I’m pretty happy with how it came out#for legal reasons (lol) I only did the engarde case but not will powers case in aa1 since my only copy is in Spanish#and I dont wanna look it up yet in case I actually get to play it and I don’t wanna get spoiled. so if its ooc thats my excuse#fuck Matt engarde all my homies hate Matt engarde#slogging thru trials and tribulations but havent finished the demasque case yet#bc Luke Atmey peeves me and makes me reluctant to open the game just to talk to him LOL#my art#myart#doodles#ace attorney#aa#aa trilogy#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#maya fey#matt engarde#will powers#wrightworth#narumitsu#justice for all#(I know maya was kidnapped during that case but I wanted to include her anyway so shes tied up)
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Aang - if you got arrested, what would be the charges?
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illustrating the incorrect atla quote from @caylenqueen
(the arson zuko from my other post was originally made for this thing, heh)
#someone get sokka a lawyer please#art#this is a giant excuse to do silly atla doodles#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#incorrect atla quotes#atla zuko#atla sokka#atla toph#atla suki#atla katara
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Listen up.
The current Supreme Court is a 6-3 conservative majority.
Justice Thomas, that corrupt fascist fucker, is 75.
Justice Alito, that biased fascist fucker, is 74.
Each is married to a fascist ultra right wing woman. Ginny Thomas was actively involved in Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Martha Ann Alito is the alleged source of the ultra right wing flags on the Alito homes.
If Trump is elected in 2024, Thomas and Alito will retire, just like Kennedy did in 2018. Trump will get to appoint two more justices in their 50s.
Like sexual assaulter and liar Kavanaugh. Or handmaid's tale Coney Barrett. And the conservative majority will be on lock for thirty years. Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett are in their 50s.
Add two more ultraconservative justices in their 50s and you have a five seat conservative majority for 30 years if they live natural lifetimes.
If Trump is elected in 2024, we've not only lost the Court for at least a decade (now) but another thirty years.
What other civil rights would you like to lose? Because YOU WILL. We ALL will.
Can we fucking not? CAN WE FUCKING NOT?
Vote for Biden.
Vote for Democrats for the Senate.
#vote blue every time#SCOTUS#being a lawyer#we have indeed lost scotus for a generation#but we could lose it for two generations if Trump wins in 2024#elections have consequences so here we fucking are#the next president is biden or it's trump and surely you have a preference between them so vote
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this is all i could think the entire trial
#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft season 10#joe hills#hc s10#hermitcraft spoilers#don't ask how long i spent on this#docm77#i was crying laughing through the entire trial#10/10 lawyering joe#would hire
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Why is he like that
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hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"
#i have more of this written but i didnt want to make all the pictures.#like ten minutes after this interaction happens phoenix uses magic truth rock on rival prosecutor it's super effective#rookposting#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#i made these they are fake they are not from anything i am unaffiliated with capcom although if they want to hire me im listening#if they need. an. australian lawyer for some reason. or a coffee boy#i could be the rival prosecutor in aa7 and my gimmick is just that im australian#id love to make this playable but i have no idea how to even approach doing that
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thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar
#bg3#be shh now#he said 'what's the absolute minimum amount of effort i can put into this cover story' and then somehow shot beneath that#i know lawyer isn't the same thing as magistrate. but the point is this man did not go to legal school. i doubt he knows the difference.#containment breach
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a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”
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