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[themirokai]

I got this comment on a story from my Other AO3 Account this morning.

(Info redacted because I prefer keeping these accounts separate but no one follows me on the side blog I have for that account.)

The story was posted almost a year ago and is relatively “popular” by my average statistics even though it has tropes and themes that are big turnoffs for a lot of people (hence separate accounts). This popularity is undoubtedly because it’s a Marvel Loki story and that fandom is massive.

So there is obviously an algorithm or a bot scrubbing ao3 statistics and leaving this comment on fics that meet a certain metric with the main character of the fic inserted into the comment.

I had a little time to kill this morning so I decided to investigate further. And y’all this is so predatory. Come on this journey with me. It made me mad. It may make you mad.

First, if you go to Webnovel’s website, you HAVE to choose between male lead or female lead stories before you can go any further. WTF?

And that’s weird, but this gets so much worse. This is basically a pay-to-read site that has different subscription models. Which… okay BUT! The authors don’t get paid! Look at that comment again. They’re promising a supportive and nurturing community, but zero monetary compensation. It’s basically, “post your stuff here so we can get paid and you can get… nice vibes?” I mean look at this Orwellian writing:

Using the phrase “pay-to-read model” in the same sentence as “qualitative changes in lifestyles for authors” deliberately makes you think that you can get paid and maybe even make a living on this website. But that’s not actually what it says and authors will not receive one red cent.

Oh but wait, the worst is still to come. In case this breaks containment (which I kind of hope it does) this is where I mention that I’m a lawyer in the US.

I don’t do intellectual property or copyright law but I do read and write contracts for a living. So I went to look at their terms of service. It was fun!

Highlights the first, in which Webnovel gets a license to do basically whatever they want with content you post on their site. This is how they get to be paid for people reading authors’ writing without paying them anything.

Highlights the second, in which Webnovel takes no responsibility for illegally profiting off of fan fic. This all says that the writer is 100% responsible for everything the writer posts (even though only Webnovel is making money from it).

Highlights the third which say that by posting, the author is representing that they have the legal right to use and to let Webnovel use the content according to these terms. So if a writer posts fan fiction and Webnovel makes money from people reading the fan fiction, and the House of the Mouse catches wise, these sections say that that’s ALL on the writer.

So that’s a little skeevy to start off with but the thing that is seriously shitty and made me make this post was that these assholes are coming to ao3. They are actively recruiting people in comments on their fan fiction. And they are saying they are big fans of the character you’re writing about and that they share your interests.

They are recruiting fan fiction writers and giving every impression that you can make money from posting fan fiction on their site and hiding the fact that you absolutely cannot but they can make money off of you while you try, deep in their terms of service which no one but a lawyer who writes fan fic and has some time to kill will read.

I see posts on here regularly from people who don’t understand how this stuff works, don’t understand that they (and others) can not legally make a financial profit from fan fiction. And there are tons of people who will not take the time to dig into the details.

Don’t deal with these bastards. Fuck Webnovel.

[divinector]

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[batshit-auspol]

With the sudden collapse of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s, many of the former empire's resources were sold off to the highest bidder, and their $14 billion space shuttle program was no exception.

Seeking to recoup some of that eyewatering spend, in 1998, the "Buran" (Russia's answer to the American Space Shuttle) was offered up for sale on eBay for $10 million.

No serious offers were received - with most people assuming the listing to be a joke, until the New York Post confirmed the sale, with Russian authorities stating they "actually have two" if anyone is interested.

(Pictured: A later auction of a smaller scale Buran in 2005)

Sensing an opportunity, a group of Aussie entrepreneurs including Australia's first astronaut and the lawyer for Prime Minister Paul Keating offer to lease the shuttle from Russia, to put it on display in Australia during the Sydney Olympics.

After gaining permission from the Kremlin for the lease, in 1999 the Russian military briefly stops bombing Chechnya in order to dismantle the Buran, and it is placed on a barge to be shipped to Sydney on the (soon to be infamous for other reasons) Tampa shipping vessel at a cost of $5 million.

Once in Sydney, after a disastrous few months on display where crowds failed to flock to the shuttle exhibition featuring such compelling educational offerings as "activities is to assist in the development of issues of nutrition and hygiene at home" (an actual quote from their website) - the leasing company declared bankruptcy and washed their hands of the space shuttle completely.

The Buran Gift shop where you could buy soviet space ship themed football jerseys, in case you needed one of those

One of four people listed on the lease, described as a business partner of the Prime Minister, also claims he never knew he was a director of the company, which went on to cause a lot more problems.

This whole debacle presented a slight issue for the cash strapped Russian authorities, who had now only been paid $100,000 for the 9 year lease of the shuttle instead of the $600,000 they were owed. Eventually the decision was made to abandon the once $1 billion Soviet pride and joy in a Sydney carpark, where it resided for a year under a small tarpaulin.

Failed attempts to be rid of the shuttle included a 12 day auction hosted by an LA radio station, where listeners were offered the chance to buy the shuttle for $6 million, however all bids turned out to be pranks and the shuttle remained.

Multiple attempts were also made to sell the shuttle to Tom Cruise, with the exacerbated movie star's representatives repeatedly telling the insistent traders that he was not interested in owning a Russian spaceship.

Eventually a Singaporean group dismantled the shuttle and shipped it overseas, however Russian authorities soon reported they once again had been failed to be paid for the lease. Singaporean representatives responded that they definitely had paid for the shuttle, and that they simply couldn't remember when or how much was paid.

Representing the Russian government, Lawyer Suhaila Turani told the Wall Street Journal “I feel sorry for the Russians. They’re good in space, but they’re very naive in business.”

For a time the shuttle was abandoned in the storage yard of event company Pico, with the company owner telling the Wall Street Journal "I just want this thing out of my life" after three years of being stuck with it.

A few years later the shuttle was found by German journalists dismantled in a junkyard, and it was then bought and shipped to Germany to be put on display a museum, so all's well that ends well (except they dropped it from a crane while trying to set it up, but it polished up okay).

[silvyysthings]

Your last anon said Airmail is isn't reputable. It is Before Vanity Fair lost it's touch that website was huge. The guy who was creative director - Graydon Carter left Vanity Fair and created Airmail.

This past year I've seen big reporters reference Air Mail articles. I've seen it mentioned on The View this year which is a mainstream tv show. Besides that article in Air Mail got so much attention so it's not like he didn't get attention for his article. Just like the small podcast he did also got a lot of attention.

This is the theme from fans that I don't get. He denied multiple times the SA allegation which was 1 allegation. How often does he need to talk about it?

Besides each time he does talk about it there is potential to get sued so it's risky. When his friend and former lawyer Kent did a podcast this year he said he had to be careful with his words because a lawsuit could still happen. That's why he was so quiet for years. He knows he is innocent and his accuser is spending time on Twitter wishing assault on children. She's not a credible person so why address someone that unhinged if you already did in multiple statments and a large article?

Armie is the rare celebrity who listens to his lawyer and I wish fans understood how easily it is to get sued even if you are telling the truth. Besides, I think an innocent person doesn't need to constantly say they are innocent.

Lastly the cannibal accusation is what lost him his first few roles. His main accuser did the press conference in March. He lost multiple roles and his agency starting in January and February. That is what people remember. So he addressed in it in the podcast.

And denying something like SA isn't some magic bullet that fixes everything. I need fans to understand that. It's naive to think that way. We are wired to believe the negative about people and that's something he understands and is living with. Perhaps fans need to adjust.

💯💯

[campaign-spotlight]

TTRPG Publishing with David [S3E2]

This week, we chat with David about saving the whales, publishing your own game systems, and making a city feel corrupt, classy and discreet. David has built some very cool systems, and our conversation covers rules lawyering, game balance, and what it means for a table to tell a story together. For the first time in a long time, we don't spoil any media and we also don't ruin our changes at any sponsorships.

This episode is heavy on references to other games! First and foremost, you should go check out David's Itch page where you can find Blood and Velvet and other game systems. David cites the following systems as inspiration:

Noirlandia

Follow

Mobile Frame Zero: Firebrands (which we discussed with Prim last season)

Epyllion

We also discuss a few worldbuilding systems:

Kingdom

Dialect

For the Queen

Microscope (which Jake and Reilly played way back in Season 1)

The Quiet Year

David also recommends Fallen London, Darkest Dungeon, Black Jack Justice, and Friends at the Table - especially the Partisan arc.

Finally, if you're interested in learning how to code in Python, here's a decent place to get started.

These week's intro comes from Seattle Dungeon Master Bryan Erickson! Thanks for the fun intro.

David composed and recorded the theme music for this week's monologue. As always, Reilly wrote the main theme for the podcast. If you like the music on the show, go check out more of Reilly's music.

Follow us wherever you get your podcasts, including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. You can also get episodes right from the source at our RSS feed. If you enjoy Campaign Spotlight, consider subscribing to our Patreon. For more on the show, including links to all our social media, visit our website.   

[startrekfangirl2233-writes]

Once in a Blue Moon

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x Reader

Status: In Progress

Last Updated: 01/23/2024

A/N: I finally decided to make this a series on Tumblr because I know I'm eventually going to have more thoughts after this. As I'm sure anyone who reads this knows, this entire series came from a conversation I had with the lovely @desert-fern in the middle of the night. It's a thot that I haven't been able to shake, hence why there isn't just one installment but two and sure to be more.

Themes: Female Reader, Slight BDSM, Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Relationship. This is also very clearly an AU! In this universe, Jake is a high flying, jet-setting lawyer, a very successful one. This is a story completely full of adult elements. It is for adults 18+ only. Minors Do Not Interact.

Warnings: Reader gets paid for her companionship. This is a Sugar Daddy/ Sugar Baby agreement, after all.

Summary: A friend and colleague suggests a website called icanbeyourbaby.com. You’re not sure what you’ll find there, but Jake Seresin is not it. He’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more. But can you keep him despite the contract the website insists you draw up? Will this ever be more than a short-term business arrangement? You hope so. What comes next? Everything you've ever dreamed of and even more.

Content Guide

❤️‍🔥 - Smut

☁️ - Fluff

💢 - Angst

🍬 - Sweet

📚 - Multi-Chapter

‼️ - Trigger Warnings

Crossposted on AO3 here and on Wattpad here!

Chapters:

Mm, Daddy Daddy ❤️‍🔥☁️

A Case of the Exam Season Blues ❤️‍🔥 ☁️

Money, Money, Money ❤️‍🔥 ☁️

Connected One-shots:

A Sweet Kiss ☁️

A Healing Kiss ☁️

I DO NOT CONSENT TO HAVE MY WORK POSTED, TRANSLATED, OR PUBLISHED ON ANY SITES OTHER THAN HERE, ON WATTPAD, OR ON AO3 BY ME. IF YOU SEE MY WORKS ANYWHERE OTHER THAN HERE, ON WATTPAD, OR AO3, THEN THEY HAVE BEEN POSTED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND I WILL BE WORKING TO TAKE THEM DOWN.

[thedreadvampy]

literally just seeing a post like "this person openly admits to wanting to fuck dogs!!!! [post of them taking about wanting to fuck dogs] [post of them talking about enjoying werewolf porn] [post of them talking about enjoying werewolf porn] [post of them talking about enjoying werewolves in general] [post of them talking about enjoying werewolf porn]" and I'm just. what a perfect example of your classic Murder Arson And Jaywalking callout post.

like ok it's bad to want to fuck dogs. we can both agree it's bad to want to fuck dogs. that being the case. you could probably stop the post right after posting a screenshot of them saying 'I think fucking dogs is cool and good and I explicitly want to do it in real life and do not believe there's a consent issue'

because the thing is, right

wanting to fuck dogs (real, actual animals capable of distress) and having sexual fantasies about werewolves (fictional, made up people-with-animal-characteristics not capable of anything because they don't exist but if they did, they could probably consent) are. different things. even if you think fantasizing about werewolf sex is gross. it's different to justifying having sex with an actual animal that exists. they're different things.

and the fact that you say "see this person wants to fuck dogs! here's one confession of that exact fact and 20 screenshots of them fantasising about werewolves, for which the only context is my statement that they want to fuck dogs" comes across like perhaps you do not know that those are different things. and that makes your post look. pettier and stupider. than if you just posted the relevant screenshot where they say "I want to fuck dogs and think that's morally acceptable" and then. STOPPED TALKING.

like istg every callout post on this website has the vibe of a lawyer going "your honour, the defendant is guilty for the following reasons. Firstly, he was captured on film swinging an axe into the murder victim in front of a crowd of witnesses, whereupon he started yelling 'I KILLED HIM FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS, THERE WERE NO EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, I DID A MURDER OF MY OWN FREE WILL'. Secondly, he enjoys watching children's cartoons with themes of violence. Thirdly, he owns a picture of a lumberjack, and what do lumberjacks use? AXES. Fourthly, I don't like his hair and I think he smells bad. I rest my case."

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[cartercapnerqld]

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Business Phone: 1300 529 529

Business Email: mailbox@cartercapner.com.au

Website: https://cartercapner.com.au/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carcaplaw

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Business Description: Carter Capner Law provides insurance and compensation recovery services to the people of Queensland and in the city of Brisbane. Our team of no win no fee lawyers guarantee expert and cost-effective insurance and compensation legal services to individuals and families.

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[legendarytyrantruins]

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[bitegore]

if we want to talk about problematic shows has anyone ever discussed how Daredevil literally wrote a show thats central theme was "these scary gross foreigners are taking over our good safe city and the people who want to work with foreigners are also evil, because as we all know americans are good people and foreign non-americans are all evil and fucked up even when they're on the "good side""

has anyone talked about that. has anyone literally ever on this website gone over that. it really feels like at all times all i see about daredevil is "oohhhh nice lawyer guy who helps ~the underprivileged~" and there's absolutely nothing by way of "it is a little weird that the bad guys are literally referred to as 'Fisk' (american) and then like "the [ethnicity]" for all the Scary Foreign Crime Groups

i didn't really like daredevil for a Lot of reasons, chief among them that i thought it was, frankly, really fucking boring. So I am hardly invested in talking it up. But also every time I watched it the way it posited Safe American Home Boy vs Scary Terrible Foreign Invaders against each other left an increasingly nasty taste in my mouth, and it continues to do so given i have literally never seen anyone even suggest that that might have been a slightly weird or politically charged choice.

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[crimenocrime]

Exploring the World of Online Lawyer Games

What Are Online Lawyer Games?

Online lawyer games are interactive simulations designed to mimic the life of a legal professional. Players engage in tasks such as analyzing evidence, constructing arguments, cross-examining witnesses, and delivering persuasive closing statements. These games are popular among those with a keen interest in law, storytelling enthusiasts, or individuals who enjoy problem-solving challenges.

Titles such as Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney have made waves for their engaging narrative and logic-based gameplay, setting a benchmark for the genre. However, as technology advances, more immersive options have entered the market, including multiplayer platforms where participants can act as lawyers, judges, or even defendants in mock trials.

Features of a Lawyer Game

Engaging Storylines

Lawyer games often incorporate gripping narratives with unexpected twists and turns. These stories challenge players to think critically, anticipate their opponent's moves, and build compelling cases.

Realistic Legal Procedures

Many games strive to reflect real-life legal practices. They simulate courtroom environments, adhere to procedural law, and require players to navigate the complexities of legal systems.

Diverse Case Types

From murder trials and corporate fraud to family disputes and intellectual property cases, these games explore a wide range of legal scenarios. This variety ensures players stay invested while learning about the multifaceted nature of law.

Problem-Solving Elements

A core feature of online lawyer games is their emphasis on logical thinking and strategy. Players must assess evidence, identify inconsistencies, and outmaneuver opposing counsel to win cases.

The Growing Popularity of Online Lawyer Games

Several factors contribute to the rise of this genre:

Educational Value

These games can serve as an introduction to legal concepts for students or aspiring lawyers. They offer a hands-on way to learn about courtroom dynamics and legal reasoning.

Entertainment Factor

Combining intellectual stimulation with a gamified experience makes these games appealing to a broad audience.

Community Engagement

Many games include multiplayer options, fostering a sense of community among players. Through collaborative problem-solving or competitive case battles, these platforms offer a space for interaction and networking.

Why Play an Online Lawyer Game?

Engaging in an online lawyer game is not just about winning cases—it’s about embracing a unique narrative experience. Whether you enjoy the thrill of cross-examination or the satisfaction of uncovering the truth, these games offer a refreshing break from conventional entertainment.

Additionally, players often find themselves sharpening skills such as critical thinking, public speaking, and negotiation. For those considering a career in law, these games provide an entertaining yet informative glimpse into the profession.

Finding the Right Lawyer Online Games

The market for lawyer-themed games is steadily expanding, with platforms offering a variety of options for different skill levels and interests. Some games focus on single-player narratives, while others thrive on multiplayer collaboration. Researching reviews and exploring game demos can help you find the perfect fit.

Where to Start

If you’re ready to dive into the world of lawyer online games, explore platforms like CrimenoCrime.com. This website offers engaging options for legal enthusiasts, ensuring an immersive experience whether you're a casual gamer or a dedicated law aficionado.

[dr-drckken]

Day 8: 160 Characters or Less - henchmen.com

this was inspired by this post emma sent me many moons ago with the thought that someone has a website where henchmen can go apply on jobs lmfao <3 spiraled from there

HENCHMAN Drakken Co. Job Taking Place In: Milwaukee, Wisconsin From $100-200 per hour, Full time Opportunities Available Additional Information: Room & Board offered and available, No Weekends, early Fridays, offered employee appreciation activities after job is done. Experienced lawyer already on staff. 

Job Description: Looking to hire several henchmen for a job in Wisconsin. We will be looking to get it done in the winter so if you’re applying, be sure you can withstand winter weather conditions. There are several different positions within this job so if you are the sort looking for an undercover job to expand your acting abilities, please apply! We are also looking for individuals who are willing to do manual labor, who are certified in operating heavy machinery, and who can deal with both hand-to-hand combat as well as the use of firearms. (Weapon provided, though they will not be the typical gun. Training will also be provided.) 

No position will require prior knowledge or experience of heists. We are eager to train the right people on all aspects of the job. However, we do expect applicants to already possess the ability to take direction as well as work in a team. During the training period, all work will be done at Drakken Co. Headquarters (address only given out after being hired and thorough background check). Once all employees have demonstrated sufficient skills in their positions, the job will be put into motion. 

The henchmen staff is a diverse group from all walks of life, so the ability to work together is essential. 

We also have a lawyer on staff, so should anything go wrong and you are arrested, we will have you covered! Please also note that if you decide to turn on us and sell us out, you will be blacklisted. 

If this sounds like the opportunity you’ve been looking for, we eagerly look forward to reading your resume and cover letter! Please feel free to contact us with further inquiries at: 1-800-DRAKKEN (call or text) 

Dale Martin: Hello! Is this the number for Drakken Co?

DRAKKEN CO.: Yes, it is. 

Dale Martin: I just sent in my application for the Wisconsin job that was posted earlier this week. I wanted to follow up and ask what you meant by ‘offered employee appreciation activities after job is done’? 

DRAKKEN CO.: Of course! We have found that after a job is done that our employees have greatly benefited from some sort of event to mark the end of our time together. Though a lot of our hired help does come back to help with other jobs, no one job or team is ever the same. It allows us time to offer thanks to those that helped while also getting a final chance to spend time together. We have gone bowling, to karaoke bars, or even a theme park in the past. We will take ideas and a vote at the end of our time together to see what the group wants to do! 

Dale Martin: Oh wow! That’s really great, I’ve never worked for someone who’s done that before. 

DRAKKEN CO.: We appreciate those that are willing to help us. 

Dale Martin: Well I hope I get the opportunity to see what you guys are all about! Thanks! 

John Turner: Dr. Drakken, come on man, please! I need the work!!!

DRAKKEN CO.: Mr. Turner, we have made our position on your past digressions entirely clear. Please never contact us again. 

John Turner: Please, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again! I seriously didn’t know that guy was a cop!

DRAKKEN CO.: This is the end of any and all further contact. 

John Turner: Can I at least get a rec letter from you guys? Professor Dementor is hiring next month and it would really help me out. 

DRAKKEN CO.: Hello, Ms. Carter, we hope you are having a lovely day. We enjoyed your application and wanted to know when you would be available for an interview?

Gwen Carter: Hi! Thank you so much for the opportunity! I’m available any week day in the evenings starting at 3:00pm, would any of those days work?

DRAKKEN CO.: Absolutely. How about this Thursday (9/14) at 5:00pm? 

Gwen Carter: Perfect! 

DRAKKEN CO.: We will call you then. Thank you, Ms. Carter.

Gwen Carter: And thank you! I really look forward to talking to you. Is there any information you will need from me that I can prepare?

DRAKKEN CO.: In your application is said that you were fluent in several languages and able to do accents. Would you be able to display them?

Gwen Carter: Of course! 

DRAKKEN CO.: Good, please prepare 2 identities with the differing accents and languages for the interview. 

Gwen Carter: Okay, thank you! 

G. Carter Created a group chat! G. Carter changed group chat name to “Drakken Co. Henchgang MilkWalk Job” 

G. Carter: Hey guys! Just wanted to make a group with all of us living with the boss so we can have a place to communicate! :) Excited to work with you! 

D. Martin: Cool! 👍 thanks 

D. Davis: I’ve been living here for a year now. It’s pretty nice. 

D. Martin: Great! What’s the bathroom situation?

D. Davis: Depending on where your room is you either share with another room or if you’re on the bottom floor, there’s a big one that you share with everyone but there’s only 4 rooms down there so you’re sharing it with 8 people tops and there’s like more sinks and showers than 8, so you’ll have your space. 

D. Davis: Like I said, it’s pretty nice. No bugs or mold or anything like that. 

D. Martin: Thanks man, appreciate the info. 

S. Fisher: Do we have a kitchen?

D. Davis: No, but we have access to the main one. And there’s a lot of pantry/fridge space for us separate from the boss. 

T. Croft: What’s he like? I tried looking him up but didn’t find much. 

D. Davis: He’s what you expect in this business lol. 

G. Carter: Is it true he’s blue? 

T. Croft: oh yeah 

A. Park: Asking the good questions 

D. Davis: It is! And he doesn’t mind talking about it, so it’s not like a mums the word thing. He’s weird, don’t get me wrong, but like fair as a boss. 

D. Davis: WAAAAAY better than half the people who are in this business. I wouldn’t have come back to work for him if I hated it here. 

D. Davis: He’s also got a pretty sane partner who keeps a tight ship. Just don’t cross her and it’s all good. 

G. Carter: Interesting! Thanks! 

G. Carter: Looking forward to meeting you all! See you in a few days! 

D. Martin: Who’s mustard is this? 

T. Croft: Mine

D. Martin: You mind if I borrow some? 

T. Croft: For what?

D. Martin: Sandwich

T. Croft: oh yeah sure man 

D. Martin: Thanks! You’re welcome to my ice tea if you want

T. Croft: thanks 

A. Park: Can I have some tea?

D. Martin: Sure! It’s in the fridge

S. Fisher: What time are we supposed to be in class tomorrow? I couldn’t hear

G. Carter: 10:00am! 

S. Fisher: Thanks! 

G. Carter: Of course! 

A. Park: Anyone else sore af after that training session

D. Martin: I was dying last night just trying to roll over in my sleep lol.

S. Fisher: Don't envy you guys

T. Croft: pays to be the guy sitting pretty in the chair

G. Carter: Anyone up for some yoga? It'll make you feel better, I promise!

A. Park: uuggghghghghd

G. Carter: LOL come on Alan! I'll be in the gym waiting on everyone! You, too, Steven, sitting in a chair all day means you need to stretch!

T. Croft: Hey guys, since Steven is sick today, anyone wanna come with me to get him some stuff from the store? 

T. Croft: Correction: anyone wanna help me get stuff for him from the store since I dunno what kinda medicine he needs lmao

D. Martin: Oh yeah! We should also pick some stuff up for soup

G. Carter: I can drive us, I need the practice in the van on populated streets lol

D. Davis: poor kid. yeah, i’m in the kitchen if you guys wanna meet me in here! 

D. Davis: Warning, the boss is in here, so be cool 

S. Fisher: Thank you guys for the care package! Don’t think I’ve ever been on a team that was willing to do all this for me. Or have a boss who would sign the card, too. 

T. Croft: We need you better so we can pull his job off man. 

G. Carter: What Tuck said! :) 

D. Davis: Yeah, rest up kid! We need your smart ass back in training ASAP ! 

A. Park: Hope you feel better soon Fish!

G. Carter: DALE HURRY UP WE’RE WAITING ON YOU FOR THIS MEETING AND THE BOSS IS LOOKING ANNOYED

D. Martin: I’m on the stairs!! Almost there!

T. Croft: doug wya

D. Davis: my room, why?

T. Croft: Wait there, I have a question about the security 

D. Davis: shouldn’t you be asking steven

T. Croft: arent you the one in charge of security guards?

D. Davis: oh i thought you meant the system. yeah come over, my doors open

D. Martin: Happy birthday, Tucker! 

D. Davis: HBD

G. Carter: Happy birthday!

S. Fisher: Happy birthday carter! 

A. Park: Happy happy birthday, hope all your dreams come true, happy happy birthday, let this next year get you a room with a view!

T. Croft: thanks guys. which one of you sent me flowers? that’s so nice 

D. Davis: ?? 

G. Carter: We got you cake!  

S. Fisher: Wasn’t me either, sorry

D. Martin: Not me 

T. Croft: oh shit it’s from the boss 

G. Carter: Aww! 

A. Park: What a guy! That's MY world leader!!

T. Croft: hate to be that guy but since we’re coming to an end here, anyone got any ideas on this end of the year shindig we want to do? 

S. Fisher: I vote for the museum trip

T. Croft: anyone have any not LAME ideas?

S. Fisher: :( 

G. Carter: It’s not lame, Steven, but we can go to the museum any day! Let’s do something more celebratory!! 

D. Martin: You guys like sports?

A. Park: Oh a baseball game could be good. So long as I get a hotdog 

D. Davis: Sure, just not for any teams in Wisconsin. 

D. Martin: Maybe we could go to a game in another state then?

G. Carter: Seems kinda complicated to go out of state

T. Croft: agreed. concert? 

S. Fisher: How would we ever all agree on the same artist?

T. Croft: valid but also booo

S. Fisher: Paintball?

T. Croft: now that’s a good idea

G. Carter: Oh yes!!! Sounds fun! 

D. Davis: I’m in so long as Dale and Alan have handicaps on them and are on opposite teams lmfao

A. Park: I’m in! 

D. Martin: Also down! 

T. Croft: awesome, i think we have the majority vote against those that arent living here so it’ll be a shoo in

D. Davis: I just hope we get Go and not Drakken on our team lol 

G. Carter: LOL 

G. Carter: OMG so mean!!

D. Martin: not untrue. I don’t know how he can make such cool weapons and not know how to use them?? 

S. Fisher: Okay everyone go to sleep! We’ve got a long few days ahead of us! See you all at breakfast tomorrow

G. Carter: I’ll have everyone’s smoothie ready to go! Good night guys!! 

A. Park: Thanks G. Night pals

D. Martin: Night! Sleep well everyone.

T. Croft: nite. see you all tomorrow >:)

D. Davis: G’Night!