#laura camps

[vroomvroomvettel]

i love ferrari BUT their academy is treating their girls like shit

While the guys get to drive in 10000 different programs for the best team the girls go into shitty teams

AND THEN they randomly ad thousand of random new guys into their academy while letting laura camps down and not even fiving her a season in car

fuck the ferrari driver academy

[mitsuriville]

This year art dump 🧟

Since I just started account and intend to post my art here, I decided to post all of my art of this year so far (that I’m proud of) that I’ve already posted from my insta/tiktok 💋

not in order it’s kind of shuffled LOL

I’ll be posting more in the future

[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

Doodles I did 2day :33333

sincerely apologize for the quality on these by the way ‼️ ‼️

[weirdlookindog]

Laura Gemser in Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps (1981)

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Sterek Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous AU - Stiles knows everything about dinosaurs--or at least, he thinks he does. When he wins a trip to Jurassic World, it's a dream come true, he just never thought that dream would turn into a living nightmare.

At Camp Cretaceous, he meets Derek Hale - the nephew of one of the park's major investors; Lydia Martin - an influencer who was invited there to promote the camp experience; Allison Argent - a famous athlete who is sponsored by Jurassic World; and Isaac Lahey - a quiet kid whose afraid of dinosaurs.

But a few days into camp, things aren't going as smoothly as they had hoped. The camp leaders--Derek's older sister, Laura, and Jordan--try to get in touch with their boss but they're unable to reach them. Laura tells the kids to stay in camp while they go talk to their boss in person.

While Laura and Jordan are gone, the ground shakes. The kids race to the balcony to see if they can see what dinosaur is making all the noise, but the trees are too thick. They decide to go to the lookout, leaving the camp just as the emergency message comes over the radio. "Asset containment breach."

Once up at the lookout, they watch as a brontosaurus marches through the trees, a little disappointed that that's all it was. But something seems wrong. Stiles says a brontosaurus wouldn't have that heavy of a footstep or that quick of a gait. As Stiles says this, the brontosaurus goes down and two staff members come running to the lookout, shouting at the kids to get down and run. Before they have a chance to do as they're told, the Indominous Rex attacks.

Scared and alone, they come up with a plan to make their way to the centre of the island, where the main area of the park is, dodging the Indominous Rex, an overly aggressive Carnataurus who's escaped her enclosure, Pteranodons, spooked Parasaurolophuses, and all the other dinosaurs that have escaped their enclosures as they hurry to the south dock where the ferries are evacuating everyone.

But time isn't on their side. Isaac is thrown from the monorail by a Pteranodon, the others are attacked by the Carnataurus, and when they finally make it to the dock, the last ferry is gone.

They're the only ones left.

No one knows they're alive. No one's coming for them.

They build a shelter from the ruins of Camp Cretaceous, but even with the Indomious Rex gone, they're not out of danger. The Indominous was only the beginning.

[son-of-a-binkibonky]

Travis might not be a good cop

a good person even

but if there’s one thing he’ll do right

it’s pointing.

[manta-rays-on-gallifrey]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Battlestar Galactica (2003) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: William Adama/Laura Roslin Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Romance, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Episode: s04e14 Blood on the Scales, Canon Compliant, Songfic 

Summary: Bill Adama returns to his quarters after the execution of the mutineers, Laura waits for him there.

[lisaandthedevil]

depressed girls will have such a relationship with Dale cooper

[biscuitboxer]

do you think wade uses those adamantium katanas the tva gave him for cooking

[vroomvroomvettel]

ever noticed how ferrari isn't letting their female academy members drive for the same good team as the boys?

[cellard0ors]

It’s the 80’s. It’s a summer camp out in the boonies.

If there’s still wild boar running around in the canon time period of the game, what kind of critters and creepy crawlies might be just waiting to frighten or disgust the hapless couple?

No, in fact, that’s not a snake in Travis’ sleeping blanket. 😆

As a general rule, Travis doesn't have a problem with animals.

Give him a dog or a cat and he's more than happy to pet them and give them attention. Unfortunately his parents aren't fans of the simple pet type. No, his mother grew up on a farm and his father worked on one, so...

Farm animals.

Every year, every summer, farm animals were paraded around for the campers by one of the locals. And Travis - as a counselor - was supposed to help out. 'Supposed to' being the operative words, as the vast majority of them made him deeply uncomfortable.

The cows were big, the chickens mean, and the sheep...

The less said about the sheep the better.

Especially since one of them was always chosen as a camp 'mascot' - something Travis has never understood, much less liked. And this year is no different.

Brodie Mitchell from Miller Farms brings in this year's lot and like every year, the children eat it up. They 'ohh' and 'aww' as a parade of animals are brought to them to pet and learn about.

Bruce is a real winner here, as he makes sure to drop the word 'cock' into every conversation when asking about the rooster. The older kids snicker and the younger ones are lost as to why, and eventually David gets him to tone it down.

Nancy shows off some piglets and Angela seems at home with the cows which leaves Travis exactly where he doesn't want to be.

With the sheep.

Why can't they - just once - have horses? Travis could get behind showing off a horse. There was a brief period in time when he'd wanted to be a cowboy.

He was six and he'd watched a lot of westerns with his Ma and it was one of the few times they'd gotten along. Until he'd been fooling around with his toy rifle and accidentally broken a vase.

After that and his mother's subsequent... punishment for the destroyed item, he'd lost his love for the idea. But not for horses. He found them to be majestic beasts.

But none of the local farms felt comfortable bringing one, so he's out of luck and looking leerily at this year's collection of sheep. He has some note cards with facts and when Brodie comes over with the kids he'll help out, but Travis is still not at all thrilled at the prospect.

His heart, however, thrills as Laura suddenly appears to one side of him, "Hey."

It's a friendly greeting and he returns it, doing his best not to think back on how - just two days ago - they kissed. They kissed a lot. And now things between them are uncertain, but exciting and he has to do his best to act cool even though he feels like butterflies are clogging his throat, "Didn't think you'd be here."

"I'm here on a 'just in case' priority."

Travis simply nods, because he gets it. At the end of the day, animals are just that and one wrong move could result in an accidental injury. Hopefully nothing will happen. Although...

He takes a nervous peek at the sheep behind him, three of them in the makeshift pen, and Laura catches the action, her voice warm with amusement, "Um, you okay?"

He turns back to her and she gestures to the sheep, "You look like you think they're going to shank you."

He snorts, "They might."

"You don't like sheep?"

"Not particularly."

"Why not?"

He looks at them and then at her again before edging closer to mutter, "It's their eyes."

She's fighting off a smile, but he wants it to blossom, so he continues in a sotto tone, "They're shifty."

Laura loses the battle, grinning widely and Travis eats it up, "Seriously though - their eyes are kinda creepy to me."

"Well, they're rectangular." She explains, "Their pupils, that is. And you shouldn't worry too much because they have no upper teeth so, think you'll be safe from them biting. Not that they won't, but?"

He blinks in surprise, "You're a sheep enthusiast?"

Laura shrugs, "An animal one."

She says it in that way where it's clear she doesn't want to divulge too much, but he wishes she would. Oh, how does he. Travis wants to know Laura inside and out - mentally and physically and the physically took off quite a bit recently and just as he considers asking her about it a cavalcade of kids and Brodie arrive.

Laura just gives him another smile and a wave as she steps away so the presentation can begin but Travis watches her go, his heart aching a little. As if to commiserate with him, one of the sheep lets out a near sympathetic 'baa' and he looks at it with a frown.

Fun facts or no, sheep are just...not his thing. Maybe if he was a wolf, maybe, but...

Travis looks away from the sheep with a sigh. Who is he kidding? If he was a wolf, the last thing he'd hunt is a sheep. He'd much rather be the type to go after a Red Ridding Hood type.

And Laura?

Definitely the type.

[katelynnwrites]

what a pair 😂

[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

Laurawghghdsghg 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

Textless versions under the cut heheheeh

[wallbeatjournal]

if you had to base a new riverdale season off three movies, which would you choose and why? they could be tonal choices or you can pluck entire elements of the movies and work them in.

ok i broke the rules bc i didn't stick to movies, i went novels and pop culture with it too. and i also kind of embroidered a few references together around each main riff in a way that i think COULD be riverdalian, but these are my 3 selections:

jt leroy (2018). trashy iffy-hot-take kristen stewart/laura dern movie about a very 2000s literary scandal/internet drama run Too Far into irl drama that i think riverdale would know better what to do with. two ideas (this is a jughead plot btw):

put jughead in the dissociated trauma-projecting controlling persona-having laura albert/jt leroy role and rope veronica and reggie and their monetary-business motivations into the scam angle. monica posh savannah knoop stuff and rattling veronica and jughead around in a jar together intensely in a campy way

or step lightly outside the bounds of this script into the real livejournal and myspace based drama of it all and jughead's sometimes-characterization as a guy who needs help unpacking metaphor even though he's swimming in it. make him into one of the many emo band boys (ryan ross?? ryan ross????) who related so so so so sosososo much to the writing of jeremiah terminator and then had a whole crisis when j.t. was unmasked as a middle-aged woman with a metaphorical literary persona.

permissible bonus web-weaves: james frey a million little pieces and oprah, augusten burroughs and running with scissors. we're doing the 2000s obsession with author authenticity is-this-really-autobiographical-if-it's-not-literally-true-or-are-you-shaming-your-family-for-NOTHING questions and scandals. but we're especially doing the emo community freaking the fuck out about blorbo from their novels doing a catfish online to extend the persona just that much further.

the avril lavigne replacement conspiracy theory (linking the wiki even though what i'm REALLY thinking of here is this moving pandemic essay alexander chee my beloved posted that i can't locate now, riffing on themes of feeling like a ghost inhabiting your own life after a major trauma). they can work in some other famous body double / replacement and assassination conspiracies (paul is dead, jfk) too but avril is the main reference and this is a betty plot.

pull in some actual alexander chee images and motifs too maybe, his novels about csa grooming trauma and having complicated feelings about your intimate abusers via like grandiose opera/paris siege metaphors (the queen of the night) and fox demons (edinburgh) betty would eat, i fear, even if they're a step off her normal serial killer media mix. dark betty has the range <3

stephen king's the long walk / suzanne collins' the hunger games / battle royale / state-sponsored brutal murderous game show authority abuse dystopia media homage in general!! especially when it's homoerotic and full of ptsd and institutional abuse, because clearly this is a plot primarily for archie and the lads. imo the long walk ("how bad do you have to hate yourself to join the military" but it's game show horror) and the hunger games ("child stardom is traumatic institutional abuse especially in the era of social media and society simply pretends not to see it" but make it a ya game show adventure) should be the main references, but we could work the academic/art-competition angle of battle royale for kevin. as a treat. ok yeah and maybe work in that arnold schwarzenneger movie the running man too while we're here picking up interwoven motifs at the store. why not!

[son-of-a-binkibonky]

when did you guys first play the quarry?

I did in october on friday the 13th last year

(you dont have to reply with the exact date ofc)

(you also just dob’t have to reply at all, i’m just curious)

[hmg98]

I can’t help but wonder if Miss Heidi was experimenting with some recreationals when she wrote S5E6🤣 I currently feel like I’ve smoked something while watching the Turners camping🤣