#laughs internally

[waitineedaname]

Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day

Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries

[ghostb0o]

a quick contribution to the international miku trend

I give you: midwest miku

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What if the lights randomly turn on one day? Like someone buys the studio and as a result with paying electricity bills and what not they just turn on so they can clean up but onstead find wally, frank, howdy, and poppy just 🧍🏻🧍🏻🐛🦩

local puppets get Flashbanged

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[arttuff]

he's smizing through the pain

[sioboi]

i love death note it is the funniest anime i’ve ever seen

[sadclowncentral]

How do people decide what counts as space and what counts as reaaally high in the sky? Vibes?

i absolutely love this ask because you accidentally asked one of the most controversial questions space law has to offer.

you see, allmost all countries agree that while the border between atmosphere and outer space is gradual, for regulation purposes, the border should be at 100km/62 miles. this border is called the Kármán line, named after the physicists who made the calculations that this is roughly the cut-off point for sustainable satellite orbits. while some countries have put it into writings in their national space legislation and some haven't, the Kármán line is in the United Nations and national practice almost universally accepted. almost.

because the US of fucking A refuses to accept it. there is a working group of the united nations that has met biannually for nearly sixty years to finally put this matter to rest, and every time the US rolls up and says that there is no need for a definition. you see, the US puts their national limit at 80km/50 miles and staunchly refuses to cooperate on a consensus. is it because the US airforce wants to retain plausible deniablity on what constitutes an infringement of airspace? is it because accession to the Kármán line would change minor outcomes of the space race of the sixties in favour of soviet Russia? is it because they want a round imperial system number instead of dirty kilometers? your guess is as good as mine.

but given the fact that we see increasing development of suborbital flight technology and outer space and (national) airspace are governed by vastly different international regimes when it comes to liability, traffic management, and military vs civilian use, it would be great to come to some fucking agreement.

to answer your question: what constitutes really high in the sky and what as outer space (100 km) will, despite extensive space law development in the last decades (1 0 0 kilometers), remain a mystery (one hundred fucking kilometers). unfortunately. (100 KM!!!!)

[garciapimienta]

the beggining of this video is so funny because why was unai simón's first instinct to someone grabbing his sleeve to turn around ready to beat them up

[cloudabserk]

kishimoto did not draw all these shirtless guys, including at pivotal plot moments, for you to call the reverse jutsu “filler”…

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

In order to turn a very embarrassing moment of my life into something funny have this stupid Timbern au:

The Drakes are alive so Tim is still on track for being the heir of D.I. but is interning at W.E. for the summer because Bruce offered a position

Bernard has been interning at W.E. as well, for volunteering hours

The both work in a small, newer branch of W.E. that focuses on cultivating more information about Gotham’s history

Bernard’s there because it's the most teen focused thing and Tim’s there because he wants to figure where exactly the Lazarus pit is under Gotham so he can mess with Ra’s

They are currently stationed at an old house that was made into a museum which is managed by Wayne Enterprises, but since most of it is a museum there are only a few rooms to actually work, however it being a teen thing it’s very much choose your own hours so that prevents too many people from being there at once

Tim, who doesn’t want someone to come in a see the fact that he’s already finished cataloging all of the 2023 Donations to the museum and is instead using the time to further research the numerous curses in Gotham and/or watch Demon Slayer, is very happy about this fact and only comes at either the earliest or latest times so he gets a room to himself and only has to pretend to be going through boxes when someone checks on him

Bernard immediately messes up Tim’s plan

He’s always there- morning, night, even when Tim changes up his schedule

And no matter how many how many empty rooms there might be he always finds Tim and sits with him, even the time Tim tried to hide in the attic under the guise of organizing a couple boxes up there

Being the paranoid idiot that he is Tim assume that Bernard is a from the League of Assassins and enacts a 46-step plan to figure out what he’s planning (read: stalks him) and in the course of it ends up falling in love

Meanwhile on Bernard’s side, the first week of the internship he walked into the room Tim was in and wanted to be friends with the cute boy

The reason that he kept finding Tim was that he was talking to Dick Grayson, his gymnastics instructor, and Dick had realized that the boy in question was his honorary little brother and told Bernard that “Timmy’s shy, you just have to break down his walls to get to know him” and tells him when Tim’s going to the museum

Dick is well aware of what Tim thinks the situation is because he’s the one Tim rants to, but he thinks it’s funny and will make for a great story to tell at their wedding

[totallynotcensorship]

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i- i- lmao i saw people saying "israel will just show up to court, call people hamas, and leave" as a joke. BUT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

[greenmcgee]

if there was a (hypothetical) scenario where greenscreen actually sees ruby outside of their "faker look", how would that play out? ive thought of this for a hot minute but i want to see how you would imagine that

OFCOURSE I had to answer this with a drawing of it, I've actually thought about this happening so the hypothetical scenario shall be canon scenario!.....until I decide to make changes one day- also I'd really like to know about those thoughts! About how you thought about this too because I'm curious!!

Ruby: ill...think about that...

Ruby: also....."android"??

G!green: I don't know okay! With all the things I've seen i just expect abnormal

Ruby: a shapeshifter isn't abnormal?

G!Green: .....good point

[thebvbbletea]

"What's wrong with being The Hulk? The Hulk is my favorite superhero. And the Mudmee I know is strong, protective and extremely helpful to others. I totally like that about you"

— Chokun Puttipong & Pahn Pathitta as Half & Mudmee in My Love Mix Up! ep. 8

[luminescent-cow]

Sukuna being under Yuuji, grabbing the boy's face to kiss him passionately, leaving Yuuji breathless.

Until, Yuuji realised Sukuna was actually trying to smother him.

He tried to pull back but the curse wrapped his arms around his head, pushing him back down. Yuuji pushed his hands on the tattooed chest, knees submerging into the bloody water, hips attempting to sit up, but Sukuna trapped his body back down with his legs, enveloping Yuuji's waist.

Yuuji now was panicking.

Fingers clawing and tugging on Sukuna's hair, ripping some off his scalp, eyes glaring at the curse below him. And god this little shit was enjoying this. Yuuji could see the amusement glinting in his eyes, the creases forming at the corners and the way his eyebrows furrowed like he pitied his feeble attempt to escape his grasp. Sukuna's tongue was still poking around and tasting the insides of Yuuji's mouth, ever so sensually, slithering deeper into his throat, making it harder to breathe.

Even when Yuuji bit down on his tongue, Sukuna would not stop. He realised the mistake of that stunt rather quickly as the blood filled his mouth up. He choked and coughed, splattering droplets on Sukuna's face, who hummed pleasantly, tightening his hold on the boy.

Dark spots appeared slowly, Yuuji could feel his brain turn mush and his muscles loosen, before he completely blacked out.

Yuuji woke up in his bed with a scowl and a whine inside his ear calling for him to come back.

[kumaronoa]

forgive him,he got nervous 🤭