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I FARTED AND I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM THE SMELL #50LAM_SILLYSONGS
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"I Farted and I Had to Run Away from the Smell" is a humorous and lighthearted song that captures a universally embarrassing but relatable moment: passing gas in an awkward situation. The song uses playful lyrics and comedic timing to narrate the singer's frantic attempts to escape the aftermath of their own foul-smelling flatulence. As the stench becomes unbearable, the protagonist runs away from the scene, humorously describing how everyone else reacts to the situation. The song taps into slapstick comedy, with exaggerated descriptions of the odor’s intensity and the ridiculous lengths taken to avoid it. It's a blend of silly, fun, and relatable content, making it perfect for anyone looking to laugh about life’s more awkward moments. This song is lighthearted, filled with exaggerated imagery, catchy tunes, and is sure to evoke laughter through its playful, witty nature.
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Hey how'd the Commies snag an invite?
#bucky barnes#hank pym#winter soldier#masked!bucky#marvel#marveledit#what if#what if spoilers#my edit#tusershay#tusermerc#usertammy#usersameera#useraurore#userashe#mcufam#I can't believe hank basically called the winter soldier a fart#TO HIS FACE#I'm still laughing about this
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
#ganondoodles talks#ganondoodles rants#zelda#totk#im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean#the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone#then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns#all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL#what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even#can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at#like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch#and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel#just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again#i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game#bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently
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Magic!ANON Lin Beifong has been turned into a toddler and Tenzin has to watch her until she can be turned back.
Their arrival on Air Temple Island was heard before it was seen. Tenzin landed from his glider and marched right up to the officer, anger evident in his voice as he shouted over the screaming little girl that Saikhan dragged along with him.
"What are you doing to that child!?"
A young girl of about four or five years old screamed in frustration as she struggled to free herself from the grip that Saikhan had on her arm. "Big fat ugly meanie! Let me go!" She shouted as she used the whole weight of her body to try and pull away.
"Tenzin, something shot out of the spirit portal and went right through Beifong. This is her." He gestured to the child who was now stomping on his feet and biting at the metal of his uniform. "It was incredible. About eight of us saw her shrink down, and this is all that was left over."
"What?!"
Tenzin leaned down to get a better look at the girl and saw her dark hair and familiar pale green eyes. "Lin?"
She growled at him sent some nearby fist-sized rocks flying at his face. He easily ducked under them, their movements too slow to be a threat. Apparently her bending prowess had diminished as well as her age.
"Korra and Jinora are already helping us try to figure out how to fix this, but Tenzin..." he hesitated.
The airbending master stood fully. "Out with it, Saikhan."
"We can't keep her at the station any longer. She's already figured out the basics of metalbending, and she's wreaking havoc on the unit's concentration to figure this out. I can't trust any old daycare to take her, she bullied my children and nearly destroyed my house. I can't leave her unsupervised. Will you watch her until we find a way to change her back?"
Lin's small fist pounded into the man's metal sleeve, leaving tiny dents behind. "LET! ME! GO!"
Tenzin got down on a knee to be at eye level with her. "Hello," he said gently. "My name is Tenzin." Lin turned her angry eyes on him. "Would you like to stay on the island for a little while?"
"No! I want to go home!" She shouted.
Tenzin's concerned eyes flicked up to Saikhan and back to Lin. "Where is home?"
"I-- I--" Her struggle fizzled out to weak pulls. "I don't know but I'll find it!" Tears filled her defiant eyes.
He knew from being a father that sometimes it was best to distract children away from their big emotions. Tenzin put a warm smile on his face. "If you want to stay here, I have two daughters who love to make new friends and a son your age who likes fart jokes." Lin's bottom lip pushed her top one up into a frown. "I'll tell Meelo to hold off on the fart jokes," he quickly amended.
"Daddy, daddy!" Ikki yelled as she rode her air scooter down the hill towards them. "You'll never guess what kind of rock I found. Look at it! It's pink and white and when I lick it and hold it up in the sun you can see a rainbow. Auntie Kya loves rainbows." She dismounted from her scooter and leaned in close to Lin. "Hello! I'm Ikki, welcome to Air Temple Island! Would you like to know how many trees there are? What's your name?"
Lin stared at Ikki blankly. "Ikki," Tenzin said, "this is Lin. She might be staying with us for a little while if she wants to."
"Oh! I have an Auntie named Lin!" Ikki jumped up and down and clapped her hands rapidly. "She's the coolest. She can bend metal and has cool face scars and she's even my dad's ex-girlfriend but he doesn't like to talk about it. Have you ever seen a sky bison before?"
Young Lin was completely baffled by the child before her. Her struggle against Saikhan had ceased. Tenzin offered out his hand. "Would you like to see a sky bison?"
Curious pale green eyes looked up at him and she nodded. Her small hand reached out and grasped at his fingers. Tenzin nodded for Saikhan to let her go. He led the two children up to the bison stables for their first activity of the day.
#anon#magic anon#tenzin#lin beifong#ikki#anon ask#what do you call this like a kid au or something?#anyway i don't know anyhting about children#they take Oogi on a ride and lin totally barfs#by the end of the day she is laughing with meelo about his farts
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Sometimes I think about Umberto Eco’s The Name Of The Rose, about the murder mystery in the monastery with the labyrinth library, about the themes of truth being complex and knowledge being sometimes dangerous, but rarely as dangerous as the people who dedicate themselves to restricting dangerous knowledge
and I remember that the macguffin everybody is doing murders over—the deadly dangerous knowledge that can’t possibly leave the library—is a book where Aristotle addresses the scandalous and dangerous philosophical question “why are jokes funny?”
#the name of the rose#umberto eco#spoilers for a book from 1980 sorry#pov u are a 14th century monk reading a Greek philosopher try to articulate why a donkey fart makes a man laugh#this knowledge could destroy christendom. better do some preventative murders about it
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Your art is spectacular but I am a firm believer that Gideon simply lacks the gumption to put it out there like that. I half expect her to stare from across the table until Camilla just offers to get her moving [based on that one camgideon ask art]
LMAO that's hilarious. I mean, I don't think Gideon is too stupid to ask for something like that. Rather I do believe she'd say stuff like that without thinking about follow-up actions and consequences. Maybe not even expecting anyone to actually agree and follow through. So when the time comes to pucker up, I very much imagine she'd be drenched in sweat and would babble nonsense.
#Lbr though I'm not the ideal person to talk about Cam/Gideon#I have never thought about them until yesterday and I don't put too much thought into the ship#I don't really ship them so that was just a funny brain fart - mostly because I laughed imagining Pal and Harrow around them#also thanks for the nice compliment anon#ask chim#tlt
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Yanma: Okay. I'm not letting any of you kids get lost while we walk through Peta Castle, so you need to walk in a single-file line and hold hands. Got it?
Baby Kings: 'Kay!
Shiokara: Baby Parade! (〃ノωノ)
Gira: おなら!おなら!ぶっぶっぶっ!(Fart! Fart! Brap! Brap! Brap!)
Rita: Bu...?
Baby Kings: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! (≧∀≦*)
Yanma: God Tonbo, give me strength while I take care of these brats...
Shiokara: I'm sending this to everyone (〃▽〃)
#Hacker Gang be of no help once they come out to see what's making all that noise#only to fall over laughing at the fact their President had to babysit babies singing about farts 🤣#pretty sure he'd be holding one when the Bugnarok attack and just tosses them towards a retainer all “watch them!”#and then have Gira under one arm because kid would be all “I'M THE TYRANT KIND HERE TO SQUASH THE BUGNAROK” 🤣🤣🤣#i need this episode#so much#kingohger#king ohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#yanma gast#yanma gust#shiokara#gira husty#gira hastie#kaguragi dibousuki#kaguragi dybowski#jeremy brasieri#jeramie brasieri#himeno ran#hymeno ran#rita kaniska#rita kanisuka#moffun#doodle#kingoh doodles#god i love Gakuen Babysitters!
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I can’t help but think about giggling w Jack during sex. Like your skin is slapping against his, you’re both covered in a sheen of sweat, skin rubbing against one another, and one firm rub erupts a sound similar to a fart. And y’all can’t help but pause and and let out a bubble of laughter; deep from your chest as the two of you laugh uncontrollably
#and Jack would be like you fartin on me now? is this what we’re doing? alright pretty kinky#and then he’d try and dutch oven you and you’re like WE ARE FUCKING AND I DIDNT EVEN FART but he’d be too childishly excited to switchgear#but also he’d try to move on and continue fucking but he’d laugh every few seconds thinking about it
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#now I have the urge to make Nintendo Mii characters of Wes and Sam#their interactions are so wholesome... well except for Wes kicking Sam's chair like a menace or making fun of his newbie instagram status#lmao but that's the beauty of these two dorks. No matter how outta pocket Wes gets... Sam just let's Wes be himself.#Sam has the patience of a saint when it comes to Wesley I swear#it's entertaining to me to see how their interactions have progressed with their age#back in their 20s Sam would laugh and giggle at Wes' antics every now and then like a couple in the honeymoon phase#now they're those two married old farts that give the other hell for messing with the thermostat and casually talk about bowel movements.#but god help the poor soul that even dare tries to mess with either one of them. They are each other's ride or die. Believe that.#at the end of the day Sam genuinely enjoys hearing Wes jam out on his guitar as evident in that last clip. Vice versa.#just two dorks who fanboy over Star Wars... and fanboy over each other😉#WeSam#Wes Borland#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#down the rabbit hole#lucy the rabbit's video edits
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I don’t even have to be openly mean to men like I can go out of my way to be nice and polite and it doesn’t matter bc I don’t orbit around them the way they’re used to women doing and so they perceive me as hating them anyway. which I do so I guess they’re right
#thinking about my one male coworker that I HATE#and I try so hard to be nice to him bc he outranks me by a lot lol#and he made a rly dumb unfunny sexist joke today to an almost all female audience and I was the ONLY woman there who didn’t laugh#and in general the only one who doesn’t act like he farts rainbows#and I can tell he’s not sure how to react to me bc he’s used to everyone loving him
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#💨#farts#I must still be a child because I find farts funny#I feel kinda bad for your marriage if you can't fart in front of your partner and laugh about it#memes
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If demons are real and sleep paralysis would suggest they like to stand over you in your bed and terrorize you while you're trying to sleep, you ever wonder how many demons have been stood over you, waiting to enter your dreams and drain you of your energy so you wake up feeling like you never even went to sleep at all, and you've just let one rip so loud and unbothered and thinking you're just alone in that deadly dutch oven?
#demons#sleep paralysis#but really though#i just saw a shadow person at the foot of my bed#and i was just like#nope#not even thinking about that#goodnight demon#and then i just farted so loud#and i couldnt help but laugh#like what if i just looked this demonic entity in the eye#and then just shrugged and rolled over#and farted#directly at it#like suck my farts bitch i aint scared of you#goodnight#thoughts#but what if this was a#steddie fic#demon steve#eddie munson#just totally unbothered#but maybe a lil drunk and a lil high#sees demon steve in the corner of his room#and just shrugs#and rolls over#and lets out a massive fart#and steve is just in the corner like#just wait til i get in your dreams#op
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#found a letter i wrote to my “18 year old self” when i was 10#god 10 year old me was so full of life#so ready to do things#she was obsessed with getting her way and working for it#now someone tells me to do hard work and i just. stop breathing#and ive fulfilled little me's wish of getting into BHU and still being friends with my childhood friends#but the last line. the last fucking line.#“its ok if you dont do any of that as long as you are happy and mumma and papa love you and are proud of you”#WHAT IF I CRIED#happy? mumma proud of me? what are those but little whims#mere fantasies that can never be fulfilled#10 year old shanti wished for something and did everything in her power to achieve it#she knew she wasnt talented and said “ok then hardwork it is”#19 year old shanti is tired. exhausted. done.#i know im not talented and i'll only get my way through hardwork. and i dont. fucking. want to.#is it even worth it?#im not even as happy as i thought id be#i want to be 10#i want to run around with scraped knees#to drink glucon-D and laugh with my friends about fart jokes#i want to reverse time#i want my mother to look at me with love#i want her to stroke my hair and feed me my favourite meal and tell me its ok if im mediocre#10 year old me had her fucking shit together and didnt know it#“i love you older me. you're amazing”#thank you younger me. i hope you. atleast. are proud of me.#shanti ki ashanti suno
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I know that it's on me for watching a show for literal babies but what is the deal with the dragon prince. Literally who is this for.
#the humor in the show is literally for 3 year olds. Like. They named a toad 'hat' because he was on someone's head#and that was the whole entire joke. they called the toad hat. laugh now#like. todler humor#so far ok. its a high fantasy show for babies. So you know what you're in for#but they also had a horse that had personality and a name and was cute gruesomely mangled by a bear on screen with blood flying everywhere#not even fake fantasy blood. real red blood. like I can't quite explain the tone here but they deal so much animal death on screen#so like. what then. who is this for#are toddlers all clamoring to watch complicated high fantasy melodrama about child murder and patricide and shit that then turns around#and shows people a 'fart flower haha'? what
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Gases pain are so terrible, no one takes your pain serious cause it's fart pain
#shitpost#and it's the worse cause the solution is simple but you can't just “excuse me i need to go to the nursery cause the fart pain”#I'm dying#I'll be laughing about it later#now i will suffer
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my doctor loves me for my deadpan honesty and lack of fucks left to give. and because i already got my flu and covid shots
#i made her laugh a lot cuz i was like maam i dont belch but i do fart a lot#also for the comment about how my family is Cool about the Trans Thing but its EVERYTHING ELSE that makes me not wanna deal with them#and there was something else but i pretty much left my body before i got in the office so my memory is hazy#i wish someone consoling me was an actual comfort because it would be nice to be comforted by something
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