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50-like-a-machine · 25 days ago
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I FARTED AND I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM THE SMELL #50LAM_SILLYSONGS
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"I Farted and I Had to Run Away from the Smell" is a humorous and lighthearted song that captures a universally embarrassing but relatable moment: passing gas in an awkward situation. The song uses playful lyrics and comedic timing to narrate the singer's frantic attempts to escape the aftermath of their own foul-smelling flatulence. As the stench becomes unbearable, the protagonist runs away from the scene, humorously describing how everyone else reacts to the situation. The song taps into slapstick comedy, with exaggerated descriptions of the odor’s intensity and the ridiculous lengths taken to avoid it. It's a blend of silly, fun, and relatable content, making it perfect for anyone looking to laugh about life’s more awkward moments. This song is lighthearted, filled with exaggerated imagery, catchy tunes, and is sure to evoke laughter through its playful, witty nature.
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5ummit · 11 months ago
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Hey how'd the Commies snag an invite?
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ganondoodle · 1 year ago
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
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btheleaf · 8 months ago
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Magic!ANON Lin Beifong has been turned into a toddler and Tenzin has to watch her until she can be turned back.
Their arrival on Air Temple Island was heard before it was seen. Tenzin landed from his glider and marched right up to the officer, anger evident in his voice as he shouted over the screaming little girl that Saikhan dragged along with him.
"What are you doing to that child!?"
A young girl of about four or five years old screamed in frustration as she struggled to free herself from the grip that Saikhan had on her arm. "Big fat ugly meanie! Let me go!" She shouted as she used the whole weight of her body to try and pull away.
"Tenzin, something shot out of the spirit portal and went right through Beifong. This is her." He gestured to the child who was now stomping on his feet and biting at the metal of his uniform. "It was incredible. About eight of us saw her shrink down, and this is all that was left over."
"What?!"
Tenzin leaned down to get a better look at the girl and saw her dark hair and familiar pale green eyes. "Lin?"
She growled at him sent some nearby fist-sized rocks flying at his face. He easily ducked under them, their movements too slow to be a threat. Apparently her bending prowess had diminished as well as her age.
"Korra and Jinora are already helping us try to figure out how to fix this, but Tenzin..." he hesitated.
The airbending master stood fully. "Out with it, Saikhan."
"We can't keep her at the station any longer. She's already figured out the basics of metalbending, and she's wreaking havoc on the unit's concentration to figure this out. I can't trust any old daycare to take her, she bullied my children and nearly destroyed my house. I can't leave her unsupervised. Will you watch her until we find a way to change her back?"
Lin's small fist pounded into the man's metal sleeve, leaving tiny dents behind. "LET! ME! GO!"
Tenzin got down on a knee to be at eye level with her. "Hello," he said gently. "My name is Tenzin." Lin turned her angry eyes on him. "Would you like to stay on the island for a little while?"
"No! I want to go home!" She shouted.
Tenzin's concerned eyes flicked up to Saikhan and back to Lin. "Where is home?"
"I-- I--" Her struggle fizzled out to weak pulls. "I don't know but I'll find it!" Tears filled her defiant eyes.
He knew from being a father that sometimes it was best to distract children away from their big emotions. Tenzin put a warm smile on his face. "If you want to stay here, I have two daughters who love to make new friends and a son your age who likes fart jokes." Lin's bottom lip pushed her top one up into a frown. "I'll tell Meelo to hold off on the fart jokes," he quickly amended.
"Daddy, daddy!" Ikki yelled as she rode her air scooter down the hill towards them. "You'll never guess what kind of rock I found. Look at it! It's pink and white and when I lick it and hold it up in the sun you can see a rainbow. Auntie Kya loves rainbows." She dismounted from her scooter and leaned in close to Lin. "Hello! I'm Ikki, welcome to Air Temple Island! Would you like to know how many trees there are? What's your name?"
Lin stared at Ikki blankly. "Ikki," Tenzin said, "this is Lin. She might be staying with us for a little while if she wants to."
"Oh! I have an Auntie named Lin!" Ikki jumped up and down and clapped her hands rapidly. "She's the coolest. She can bend metal and has cool face scars and she's even my dad's ex-girlfriend but he doesn't like to talk about it. Have you ever seen a sky bison before?"
Young Lin was completely baffled by the child before her. Her struggle against Saikhan had ceased. Tenzin offered out his hand. "Would you like to see a sky bison?"
Curious pale green eyes looked up at him and she nodded. Her small hand reached out and grasped at his fingers. Tenzin nodded for Saikhan to let her go. He led the two children up to the bison stables for their first activity of the day.
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shiroikabocha · 9 months ago
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Sometimes I think about Umberto Eco’s The Name Of The Rose, about the murder mystery in the monastery with the labyrinth library, about the themes of truth being complex and knowledge being sometimes dangerous, but rarely as dangerous as the people who dedicate themselves to restricting dangerous knowledge
and I remember that the macguffin everybody is doing murders over—the deadly dangerous knowledge that can’t possibly leave the library—is a book where Aristotle addresses the scandalous and dangerous philosophical question “why are jokes funny?”
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chimchiri · 1 month ago
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Your art is spectacular but I am a firm believer that Gideon simply lacks the gumption to put it out there like that. I half expect her to stare from across the table until Camilla just offers to get her moving [based on that one camgideon ask art]
LMAO that's hilarious. I mean, I don't think Gideon is too stupid to ask for something like that. Rather I do believe she'd say stuff like that without thinking about follow-up actions and consequences. Maybe not even expecting anyone to actually agree and follow through. So when the time comes to pucker up, I very much imagine she'd be drenched in sweat and would babble nonsense.
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meganechan05 · 1 year ago
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Yanma: Okay. I'm not letting any of you kids get lost while we walk through Peta Castle, so you need to walk in a single-file line and hold hands. Got it?
Baby Kings: 'Kay!
Shiokara: Baby Parade! (〃ノωノ)
Gira: おなら!おなら!ぶっぶっぶっ!(Fart! Fart! Brap! Brap! Brap!)
Rita: Bu...?
Baby Kings: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BRAP! BRAP! BRAP! (≧∀≦*)
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Yanma: God Tonbo, give me strength while I take care of these brats...
Shiokara: I'm sending this to everyone (〃▽〃)
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velvetstreets · 1 year ago
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I can’t help but think about giggling w Jack during sex. Like your skin is slapping against his, you’re both covered in a sheen of sweat, skin rubbing against one another, and one firm rub erupts a sound similar to a fart. And y’all can’t help but pause and and let out a bubble of laughter; deep from your chest as the two of you laugh uncontrollably
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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 2 years ago
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For your viewing pleasure...
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algolagniaa · 2 months ago
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I don’t even have to be openly mean to men like I can go out of my way to be nice and polite and it doesn’t matter bc I don’t orbit around them the way they’re used to women doing and so they perceive me as hating them anyway. which I do so I guess they’re right
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uwudonoodle · 3 months ago
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travelingtwentysomething · 4 months ago
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If demons are real and sleep paralysis would suggest they like to stand over you in your bed and terrorize you while you're trying to sleep, you ever wonder how many demons have been stood over you, waiting to enter your dreams and drain you of your energy so you wake up feeling like you never even went to sleep at all, and you've just let one rip so loud and unbothered and thinking you're just alone in that deadly dutch oven?
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shanti-ashant-hai · 5 months ago
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milfbro · 1 year ago
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I know that it's on me for watching a show for literal babies but what is the deal with the dragon prince. Literally who is this for.
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nenehyuuchiha · 9 months ago
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Gases pain are so terrible, no one takes your pain serious cause it's fart pain
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larchraven · 1 year ago
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my doctor loves me for my deadpan honesty and lack of fucks left to give. and because i already got my flu and covid shots
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