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helloooo dear anon!! i am sorry this took so long i could not for the life of me figure out to write but then ! i wrote this on the 4th and i realized it could work... maybe... sorta. this may not be what you were expecting/wanting but there's forehead kisses in there.... somewhere š«” also, if u are not american i apologize for giving you a july 4th fic š but the holiday is relatively inconsequential here like theres no patriotism it's just a backdrop if u know what i mean.... anyway, i hope u enjoy <33
you taste like the 4th of july
di leon s. kennedy x fem reader (no use of y/n)
wc: 3.5k
18+ | cw: mentions of drinking | tw: thoughts about death and dying
tags: established relationship; fluff (i guess??); slight changes to canon to suit author's headcanons
read on ao3
a/n: for the past few months i've been working on this very insane multi-chap post di leon fic šµāš« this was written with that in mind But does not have a place in that story... probably.... idk!!! either way, i think it can be read as a standalone just fine
additionally, there is a scene in here where leon picks the reader up. i would just like to say like... he gets thrown into concrete walls on a biweekly basis and gets up and walks it off without issue so i think he can lift anyone no matter their size or shape!!
not beta read or proofread - sorry if any of it is gibberish i've had a wicked migraine the past few days... will maybe attempt to proofread once i can see correctly again š¬š§āāļøregardless, all mistakes are my own
i do not own leon or any other resi character mentioned, etc etc, please don't sue me <3
please do not use my work to train any sort of AI chatbot and/or writing generator.
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"It was a good day, wasn't it?" Leon asks, wrapping his arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder as you stand over the patio table, cleaning up the abandoned plates and platters.
You hum. It was; a beautiful, cloudless July 4th, spent with Leon's friends in the backyard of your home. The only ones missing were Ashley and Ingrid; the former having a standing family commitment and the latter planning to spend her holiday on the beach, away from the country and your fiancƩ.
Typically, Chris hosted the Independence Day cookout, but Leon offered up your new home as this year's venue, citing your in-ground pool and the plenty of extra space you have for guests to stay. In reality, he just wanted the chance to out-grill Chris - he'd been preparing since Memorial Day; testing different spice and sauce combinations as well as stocking your freezer full of large cuts of meat.
He'd started before you were even awake, chopping and seasoning in the kitchen, slowly loading up the smoker. You'd joined him on the patio a few hours later, watching from your pool floaty as he poked and prodded at various things.
You don't even eat meat, didn't know the whole thing was so involved, but you did enjoy the view; worn blue jeans hugging his frame as he crouched to check a thermometer.
You had taken a short break from the water, tying up lights and setting a few little decorations around before your guests arrived. Rebecca was the first, tucking her jugs of pre-made cocktail and platter of deviled eggs into your fridge before joining you on the patio.
Chris wasn't far behind, unloading two coolers filled with beer and containers of homemade potato and pasta salads. He'd handed one off to you, grinning, "Claire made one just for you this year."
You'd thanked him, making another attempt to get him to share his family's recipes with you. It was futile, you probably couldn't even waterboard it out of either of them.
Claire had arrived on her motorcycle shortly after, pulling a bundle of fireworks out of her saddlebags. "Sorry I'm late," she said - even though she wasn't - dumping the pile on the ground, thankfully far away from the grill. "Had to stop for these."
Leon had crouched down to inspect them, listening intently as Claire told him about all the different varieties she'd purchased while you relaxed back into the pool.
Sherry arrived next, Jake trailing behind her. She'd left both him and her bags of chips at the table, giving Leon and Claire quick hugs before immediately joining you in the water.
She'd slipped in right beside your floaty, grabbing your hand to get a look at your engagement ring - she'd yet to see it, having been so busy with work. Her eyes widened at the ring as she pushed her sunglasses up to rest on top of her head, "Leon picked this out? Our Leon? Leon Kennedy? Are you sure?"
You'd giggled at her astonishment, "Ashley helped him out; took him to one of her favorite jewelers."
"I should've guessed," She nods. "For my 20th Birthday, he bought me this crazy cute pink tennis bracelet and I was like, 'no way you picked this out alone.' He fessed up that he got a little help from a friend named Ashley.
"At the time, I thought it was just some girlfriend - or hoped, I guess. Back then, I spent a lot of time hoping that Claire and Leon weren't justā¦ working; I liked to think they were taking time for themselves, that they were happy," she had trailed off then, looking off to the tree line behind your house for a minute. Blinking the mist from her eyes, she shrugged, continuing on, "Anyways, I'm thankful to Ash for that bracelet, it was there with me thoughā¦ a lot. And I'm thankful to you for making him happy, like I always wanted him to be."
With that, you slid off the float to give her a hug, holding her tight as you whispered your thanks. You had worked to bite back your tears - if she didn't cry, neither would you.
Luckily, Jill had walked in a few seconds later, providing a distraction in the form of the most ridiculously large watermelon. "Hey, Kennedy," she shouted, pulling Leon out of his conversation with Claire as she gestured to the melon tucked under her arm. "Can't burn this, can I?"
Leon had thrown his head back with a laugh - in previous years, Jill had always brought boxed brownies with extra crispy edges and Leon invariably had to make a comment about them. "I don't know," he had shrugged, "When it comes to you, Valentine, I'll never say never."
Jill had reared the watermelon back, acting as if she was going to throw it at him. Leon had thrown his arms up, shielding his face, causing everyone to crumble into laughter at the scene.
"It was nice," you agree, reaching to pick up the barong machete he had given Jill when she asked for a knife to cut the melon. "We do have kitchen knives, you know," you scold mockingly, gently waving the blade around.
"I know," he says, releasing you to reach around and pluck the machete out of your hand. "It's good to exercise these every once in a while, though."
You roll your eyes at him, "It's a machete, Leon, not a horse."
He waves you off, slipping through the patio door to wash the blade in the kitchen sink. You take the opportunity to speed clean, knowing it'll be a much harder task once he returns and wraps his arms back around you.
Thankfully everyone had taken care of their own plates and cups - they'd tried to stay and do more but you had ushered them out of the backyard, wanting Chris, Sherry and Jake to depart before the traffic picked up with the crowds leaving the city following the fireworks shows. Jill, Claire and Rebecca had taken up on your offer to stay, at least, piling into your guest rooms. You were glad to have them, secretly plotting to drag them to brunch once you all woke.
You finish piling the platters as Leon makes his way back outside. Before he can get his hands on you and derail your progress, you point to the stack, "Take those inside."
He frowns, "Can't it just wait until tomorrow?"
"We'll get ants; come on, five minutes and it'll be done."
He sighs, but doesn't protest further, carrying the heavy plates inside as you follow him with the utensils. You stack everything by the sink before turning to him, "Is there any of Becca's cocktail left?"
He cocks his brow, tilting his head, "You really want to try that again?"
It's a valid question - you had given it a go earlier and despite everyone's warnings to take it easy, you had thrown back a large mouthful right off the bat. You ended up wincing in pain, "Fuck, that burns. What'd you put in there, Becca?"
She'd shrugged, "Oh, you know, a splash of this, a splash of that. And," she teased, drawing out the vowel, "A bit of my own creation."
"Your own creationā¦" You had muttered, trailing off before it hit you, "Test tube alcohol?"
She had giggled, grinning, "Takes some getting used to."
You had tried another, much tinier sip. You were able to enjoy the sweetness of the juice for a moment before the burn kicked in again, causing you to curse once more, louder.
Leon had shifted his attention from Chris to you at your exclamation. Seeing the jug of Rebecca's cocktail in front of you on the table, he quickly pieced together what was happening, calling over to Rebecca from his place by the grill, "You trying to kill my fiancƩ, Becks?"
"Absolutely not; that'd be a stupid thing for me to do," she'd shot back. "She's the only one who can keep you in line, and we kind of like you like that."
"Well," you start, rolling the word around your mouth, "No. But yes - there's gotta be some sort of trick to it, right? Everyone else drank it just fine."
"The trick is," he starts, voice low, reaching out to grab ahold of your hips, "To not drink it. Let me make you some tea instead."
"Fine," you pout, relaxing into his grip, not bothering to argue - tea won't make you hate yourself in the morning.
He moves his hands from your hips, sliding his fingertips along your spine. "Go wait outside," he says, releasing you with a featherlight kiss to your forehead, "I'll bring it out."
With a brush of your lips against his cheek in thanks, you slip away from him, heading back out to the backyard and pulling off your shorts, settling onto the ledge of the shallow end of the pool. The air has cooled with the setting of the sun, becoming a comforting warmth instead of an overbearing heat. You dip your legs into the water, thankful you insisted on having a pool when you and Leon were house hunting.
Someone is still setting off fireworks; they're a few miles away, though - you can hear them more than you can see them. Resting back on your palms, you close your eyes, imagining what bursts of color may be accompanying each sound.
Leon joins you a few minutes later - just after the fireworks had died down - sporting his swim shorts and carrying your tea. He bends, setting the mug next to you with a kiss to your temple, nosing at your hair. "Earl Grey," he reports before drawling, "How terribly unpatriotic of you."
"You going to arrest me for treason, Agent Kennedy?" You laugh, reaching up to squeeze his thigh below the hem of his shorts. "You're the one who made it; they'd nail you as an accomplice."
He falls into a crouch, leg muscles bunching under the pads of your fingertips as he shifts closer to touch his lips on your cheek. "They can hang us together, then," he remarks, voice a bit too serious for it to be just a joke. "Side by side, off the same branch."
You sit back just enough to get your eyes focused on him, reaching your other hand out to thumb at his bottom lip. "Dulce et decorum est pro cor mori," you whisper, tacking on a hum in question.
He cocks his head at the unfamiliar words, nipping at your nail playfully, "English please, baby."
You consider him for a moment, the translation of the true phrase running through your mind; how sweet and honorable it is to die for one's country. The old lie, it's come to be known as - fittingly.
It's a similar sentiment to one that's grown to become your fear; that he'll die for the sake of the country, under orders from the government, believing it was his duty.
But you think your spin on it may be true; would be willing to find out.
You don't want to weigh him down with the thought, though, choosing to reel him in for a kiss instead. "I love you," is the answer you settle on, laying the words down right on his tongue.
He seems content with your translation - the method of delivery likely having something to do with it - humming into your mouth. He kisses you back lazily for a long, languid moment before he pulls away, "As much as I'm enjoying this, I've been wanting to get in there all day," he says, nodding his head towards the water.
"Go," you chuckle, giving him a gentle push away from you with the hand still resting along his face.
He lays another quick peck against your lips before standing, padding around the edge to the steps. He pauses for a moment to pull his shirt over his head, skin honeyed under the soft glow of the lights you'd hung around the patio.
A second later, he slips under the surface without hesitation; kicking off the steps, moving quickly to the deep end. He almost shimmers as he glides along the floor of the pool, the rippling of the gentle waves he'd created making him seem like some sort of mirage as he passes by you.
He comes up for air once he hits the far wall, tossing his hair back, smoothing the water from his eyes. He doesn't rest long, though, beginning to swim short laps across the width of the deep end.
You observe him, sipping your tea slowly, appreciating the way his back and arms work with each stroke. He continues long enough for you to nearly drain your cup, stopping short when another trio of fireworks set off in the distance.
Setting your mug down, you eye him, preparing to slip into the pool to soothe him if you have to, but he relaxes once he connects the sound to the flashes in the sky. The tension that had flooded the line of his shoulders drains into the water as he shifts to wade backward, moving closer to where you sit.
You finish off your drink as he starfishes out across the surface of the water, floating just a few feet in front of you. You wonder if you could use him as a floaty, pinning up a note in your brain to try it out sometime.
"I'm glad you insisted on a pool, sweetheart," he sighs, breaking your companionable silence.
You hum, pleased, kicking your legs out gently and causing the water to lap against his skin. More fireworks sound out; he doesn't tense this time, but he does get his feet back under himself, moving to where you sit along the ledge.
Sliding his hands up your legs, he pillows his head in your lap, wet hair fanning out across your thighs. You shift your weight back onto your right hand, laying the other along his jaw. His eyes flutter closed as you brush your thumb along his cheekbone and the scar that runs beneath it.
He picks at the tie of your bathing suit absentmindedly, tugging at the strings when you slide your hand into his hair, scratching at his scalp. "Sherry said something to me earlier."
He makes a noise urging you to elaborate, not bothering to open his eyes.
"She told me that when she was younger, she hoped that you and Claire were living your lives; that you were doing more than just working, you know? She said she wanted you guys to be happy," you explain, working to keep your voice even.
He cracks his eyes open, picking his head up to watch you as you continue. "She thanked me," you swallow thickly, "for making you happy, like she always wanted you to be."
He smiles at your words, and it's a beautiful thing. You still get all twisted up inside with how gorgeous he is; neurons overclocking themselves with the thrill of being the subject of his attention.
"I owe you a thank you, too, baby," he starts, pausing to nose at your wrist.
"You don't owe me anything, Leon," you tug at his damp strands still between your fingers, highlights catching the yellow glow from the lights around the patio.
"I do," he says, the words sending a jolt through you. You never intended on getting married, yet here you are now, eager to hear the phrase on the altar.
He kisses the thin skin of your wrist, lips lingering as if he can feel the thrum of your heartbeat; knows that the pace has picked up under his affection. "All this," he pulls back, taking a hand off you to gesture to the pool; the backyard; the house; to you. "It's something I never thought I'd get.
"Sherry's right - you're behind basically every bit of happiness I have now, sweetheart; I owe it all to you." He reaches up, untangling your grip from his hair, thumbing gently at the ring he put there, "Thank you."
You can't respond verbally, will burst into tears if you do. In lieu of speech, you lean forward, pressing your lips against his insistently.
He seems to get the message; understands that the pleasure is all yours, that you'd give him anything and everything you can - knowing he'd do the same for you.
He gets his arms back around you, continuing your kiss as he lifts you from the edge of the pool and into the water with him. You wrap your legs around his waist, safe and secure in his hold.
His teeth catch along your bottom lip and the neighbors down the street set off fireworks, the bright bursts of color painting your backyard in reds and blues and greens and oranges. The sparks reflect off the surface of the water as he slides his nose against yours and not for the first time, you think this may all be a dream. Maybe you died four years ago and this whole thing has been some sort of afterlife; you aren't sure you'd done anything worth this treatment, though.
Maybe it's more supernatural in origin; an intricate hallucination weaved by a Djinn that's got you chained up in some dark, damp basement as it feeds off your blood. Or maybe you just went crazy and the pool is actually a padded room, Leon's mouth against yours a product of your mind working to distract itself from your reality.
Whatever the case may be, it certainly feels real when he shifts his hold on you, hoists you up higher to get at your neck, laying kisses up and down the column of your throat, nipping at your jaw.
But before he can venture much further, the neighbor's fireworks show grows into an extravaganza, the relentless popping and bursting becoming a nuisance, shattering the illusion of your teeny-boppy movie moment.
"Jeez," Leon mutters, breath hot against the saliva cooling on your skin, causing you to shudder. "Did they buy out a whole tent?"
"Did you check that Claire actually went to bed?" You ask, shaking yourself free of his hold. "She could've joined them; brought everything I wouldn't let her set off here."
He hums, letting you down into the water, considering your words - even though you said it as a joke, it certainly is a possibility. You seem to come to this realization at the same time, eyes narrowing at each other as the spray of fireworks continues overhead. "We shouldā¦" He starts, nodding towards the stairs.
"Yeah," you agree, already beginning to move.
You pause to grab your towels, wrapping your own around yourself, throwing the other over Leon's shoulders when you catch up to him at the patio door. Stepping inside, you hear someone knocking around your kitchen.
Luckily, it's Claire. She steps back from the cabinet she'd been rifling through to face you and Leon with a frown. "Isn't this shit ridiculous?" She remarks, pointing to the ceiling in reference to the fireworks.
"You're one to talk, Claire," Leon shoots back. "Didn't you just set off about five hundred dollars worth of them in my backyard a few hours ago?"
"Yes, a few hours ago," she reiterates. "Nothing should be set off after the show at the Capitol is finished - after that, you're done; you missed your shot; better luck next year."
"Exactly," you nod in agreement at her reasoning, "They should put you in charge."
She grins at your words, moving to continue on, but Leon cuts in before she can start; "What is it that you were clawing through my cabinets for?"
She sighs, displeased with his interruption, setting her hands on her hips. "Where do you keep the ibuprofen?"
Leon shoos her out of the way, padding across the kitchen to get the medicine himself. Claire relents without argument, attention immediately shifting back to you as she leans over the counter. "So," she wiggles her eyebrows, "It seems like that pool was a good investment, huh?"
You bite at your lip, ears burning with embarrassment that she'd seen you and Leon necking in the water like teenagers - even though you shouldn't be flustered; it is your house, after all.
Leon sets the bottle of ibuprofen and a glass of water down in front of Claire, annoyance evident with the way he uses a bit more force than really necessary, causing the items to clack against the marble.
"What?" Claire questions, glaring at him. "It was cute."
Leon huffs in response, unable to hide the flush that crawls up his neck at her words. You can't help the giggle that bubbles out of you, enjoying the way they bicker like siblings.
Claire leaves Leon to stew, tossing you a grin as she collects the bottle and glass, bidding you goodnight once more before she leaves the kitchen.
You move around the counter to Leon, steps careful in an effort not to slip on the water that has dripped off him and onto the tile. The neighbors must've ran out of fireworks while you were distracted by Claire as it's silent when you wrap your arms around him, tucking your face into his neck. "Still a good day?" You ask, voice muffled against his skin.
He slings an arm around you, fingers fanning out along the small of your back, "Still a good day."
#if anyone would like to see the ring i literally had a mockup created#because im crazy#its not exactly what i was thinking so i may have another one done.... we will see#also if my latin is incorrect just ignore it pls#its been over 4 years since my last latin class#my hs latin teacher would be mortified to know i had to google declensions#and still probably fucked it up#sorry mr. d.....#(inbox)#(writing)#leon kennedy#leon s. kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon s. kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon s. kennedy x you#what is The leon x reader tag#i've yet to figure it out
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she's the only one i got!
#IM INSANEEEEE. IM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY#i like him so bad .#kie's art#selfship#self ship#selfshipping#self shipper#self insert#s/i#self insert art#s/i art#bipoc selfship#latine selfship#autistic selfship#r: slice of life#s/i: š¢š¦āļø
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Adam is turned on by being taught Latin (Ronan) and History (Gansey) by powerful rich hot brunette men with nice cars so ofc Greenmantle scores points with him.
#(this is about the part where Greenmantle is up in front of the classroom being like āI consider myself not just a Latin teacher but a#Historian* and I think Adam gets hard at that very moment. sorry)#sapiosexual teacher kink having ass#literally the math is that the male model he describes looks like a combination of Ronan and Gansey therefore he looks like Declan. then#Greenmantle acts like Gansey/Declan but looks like Ronan/Gansey#which does raise something about Declan turning into his fathers killer image wise which Iām sure would be interesting to dissect if I care#about that but I am just here for the Adam horniness analysis#he also likes being taught to drive by Ronan obviously#no wonder he was attempting to picture him as a Latin professor#s speaks#s rereads bllb#trc reread notes#Trc#adam parrish
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lmao what the FUCK is this
#i'd almost get it if the captions said '[chanting]' or something#but y'all they literally say 'VERITAS'#as aaravos casts a spell REVEALING THE TRUTH of something hidden using the latin word for TRUTH#so the fucking mental gymnastics it takes to get here like#a) pretty fucking sure exactly NOTHING in latin ends with a double s so jot that down#b) to get 'veritos' meaning something resembling 'fearless' is like#you're literally taking 'vereor' ('revere'/'respect'/'fear') and using *checks notes*... the masculine accusative perfect past participle#which yeah watered down to english would mean 'had feared' which carries the implication of fear no longer being there i guess#but at WHAT FUCKING COST#tdp wiki goes WAY beyond pissing on the poor is what i'm saying#also if you're wondering what kind of heavy lifting that citation may be doing: it's literally for s6e8
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Being (nearly) 30 is so weird because like, the men around my dad's age who previously were no nuisance to me because they filtered me (correctly) into 'too young' are now not as concerned.
#in other news: traveling alone remains odd#also nothing makes me wish i were a smoker more than cafe culture on the continent#in better news i can sometimes fool Italians into thinking i speak italian by not saying much and being able to listen okayish#through a combination of much latin and many romance languages#also also they're not like wrong. as in strictly my dad's age is clearly a stretch but like men in their mid-40's? it's not impossible#honestly being an adult adult is too much sometimes#i do low key want to sleep with aidan from tennis who has a 16 year old#(not actually he's so much drama. but he's very nice and tall and hot)#ANYWAY#s narrates her life
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guys most exciting day of my little latine life was dean winchester pronouncing tamales right
#he didn't say tamalEEs like i was sure he would#like genuinely#i was afraid for my life because before he said it i saw it in the captions#he was like āthere's queso tacos and tamalesā#and i was positive he'd say tamalEEs#but no he said tamalEHs#still with an american accent obviously but bro#it was glorious#my sister and i were watching together and we GASPED AND TURNED TO EACH OTHER AND HELD HANDS WE WERE SO EXCITED#this is fueling the want to write the latine s/o hcs for the boys#dean winchester#supernatural#supernatural dean winchester
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I know it's been said before but it's so strange that the B:tAS writers felt they had to make up a "real" name for Harley Quinn that sounded like Harley Quinn (the way Pamela Isley sounds a bit like Poison Ivy) but what they came up with sounds less like a real name than Harley Quinn.
like "Harleen Quinzel" sounds like a name Harley Quinn would make up as a cover, the joke being that it sounds silly and implausible because she's a ditz. Indeed, the first time I think it comes up, in "The Man Who Killed Batman," she's passing herself off as a lawyer - and also showing for the first time that she can act like an intellectual, composed professional, so her ditziness is at least partly a performance too - so it would be reasonable for the audience to think it's a name she made up for the occasion.
#b:tas#harley quinn#this episode is amazing by the way#harley plays 'amazing grace' on the kazoo at batman's mock funeral#it's very soulful#that lawyer scene? she makes a dick joke via latin with a completely straight face#which is presumably how it got past s&p#but yeah that name#feels like a completely unforced error#she's not a heritage character with established things they had to work with#they made her from scratch!
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hiki and geki matching post
hiki and geki matching post
#utau#kazehiki utau#gekiyaku utau#(this isn't all of them but these are the ones i thought matched the most esp given the poses; these r the å½č¬; ē¹ę»“; and é”ē² vbs respectively)#(also i hope this doesnt go against kuzutokaze's terms?? cause its just low quality screencaps and not the full high res art)#(but ill delete if i have to)#theyre sillyyyy i like them BOTH when u have vsynths that are meant to b counterparts do not separate them!!!#angst siblings angst siblings... (to me.) maybe im particularly based b/c reminds me of my own brother and i#but also ive just read interpretations/fantheories abt these two that have absolutely DESTROYEDDD me sad as fuck man wtf šš#i have a lot of thoughts abt a lot of vsynths. ughhhh curse me not having a lot of time to draw rn#i will admit i was a bit more hiki based at first lmao but ive warmed up to geki; yeah her voice tone def isnt for everyone#i totally get that. but she can roll her rs so good LMAOO... and also just in the way/s i interpret her she reminds me a lot of myself :(#[well ok i project heavilyyy on a lot of my vsynth interpretations but these two. i can do things. *hits them w/ my latine beam*]#[JOKINGG... /hj. in a way. shhhhhhhh dont even worry about it. i NEEED to test out more how they both sound in spanish tho i need]#please ignore these tags for the love of god ššš its late and im going a little unhinged
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white ppl on twitter saying ben affleck is more famous than jloā¦.
#When jlo started dating him in the early 2000ās#latin american farandula and families alike were like āsheās dating what actor??ā#so why donāt u white film girls shut the fuck up
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started reading about the shakespeare authorship thing and the first argument from a literary person to say Willy S couldn't have written them is "he didn't go to university," at which point i went "oh wow i didn't realise THIS was the level of 'evidence' people meant"
#early modern university would NOT teach you any of the things this literary critic(?) seemed to think it would#it was all astrology & logic & geometry & shit and while i am quite unclear on WTF they actually learned it was not How To Write A Play#sounds like he'd be needing what they called a grammar school then? for the literacy and the latin and so on#if a school isn't going to teach your son latin you'd not bother with it as in a sense someone with no latin then isn't rly 'literate'#and Latin & Greek 'classics' were kind of the go-to with education then they were not Weird Obscure Shit like they are now#i'd be surprised and confused were Willy-S a peasant but he's merchant class that's exactly the type to write plays innit?#is there a parallel theory explaining that cardinal wolsey the butcher's son was secretly played by a posh dude too?#i'll let you know if any more convincing arguments get made later on (*doubt*)#ironically i'm getting big āand how did YOU get into this university?ā vibes here#anyway my point was this is basic stuff to have researched first before you started on about how a middle-class lad couldn't write fiction#history fandom
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hello, ive been learning portuguese for a bit and i was wondering if you had any recommendations for media? like youtubers, blogs, movies or series. if you do, thanks in advance
uff fuck, i will sure try my best but i canāt promise anything
I normally get my dose of Portuguese via going to academic workshops or working alongside Brazilian people, so I donāt exactly engage with media in Portuguese as a conscious learning process, I'm afraid. Like, for example, i normally just get a bunch of Instagram reels and TikToks cause I'm on the Brazilian side of instagram/tiktok, and not exactly because i follow any particular account or something, and i donāt level or recognize how hard the Portuguese is in each one, etcĀ
I have some series that i remember watching and liking tho, which are:
De volta aos 15: a drama/comedy series around a 30yo woman that time travels a few times to when she was 15 and tries to fix everyone's life, as one does
A sogra que te pariu: a very absurd sitcom in the best latinoamerican style (and set during covid)
Samantha!: Another comedy, now about a kid star from the '80s who is trying to launch herself back
Lulli: comedy, drama and romance. A medic student gets electrocuted and starts hearing everyone's thoughts
3%: suspense, fiction, drama. Set on a diasporic word where, while everyone gets a one-time change to better their life, only the 3% makes it
Ciudad invisible: Drama, mystery. This one has lots of references to folk culture and stories! It's about a man who, after a family tragedy, starts seeing different mythological creatures that will help him uncover the past
omnisciente: sci-fi, drama, thriller. The city is controlled and watched all the time everywhere by drones. A woman tries to solve a murder that the drones never picked on + plus discover how fucked up the system and the drones are
Coisa mais linda: Drama, romance, set in 1959, after getting cheated on and left alone, a woman sets herself to open her own bossa nova club
ninguem tĆ” olheando: comedy, drama, fantasy after discovering some secrets of the bureaucratic angelic system, a guardian angel set himself to break every rule that there is for protecting humans
Valentina: drama a young trans girl moves to a more conservative rural townĀ
Alice jĆŗnior: Coming of age film about a YouTuber trans girl as she challenges her catholic school's conservative waysĀ
#you can always check/follow latinotiktoks here on tumblr#there is not only lots of videos in portuguese#but also ppl are always asking for recomendations about music tw shows books etc#specially those that are more closely related to brasil/latine culure(s)#a fair warning about the list above: while several are pretty light. some of the stuff addressed on other will be very heavy#+ as i said. i don't really remember or notices how advanced was the language used#what more?#many of them can be found in myflixerz.to#i sooo wanted to also mention orgulho e paixon which is a telenovela adaptation of all the jane austen books#but it felt a little too much sdjskhkjads#for other types of media/hobbies i just recomend to do what u normally do but search it in portuguese#like i loove to draw and paint and sometimes i look up video reviews of art supply to see which one will be best for me#but instead of searching it in english or my mother tongue#i just search it in portuguese#sometimes is more less of following an account and add them to your already formed rutine and alike#and more like just working and exciting in another language during a normal day
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Woe that I had a team of researchers to help me make my period drama fanfiction as accurate as possible, but alas all I have is duck duck go, some old photos claiming to be from the right time period, and Wikipedia
#fanfic#look#if youāre an expert on 1800ās Colombia call me#Iām not saying I would sell out to ask some experts some super specific questions but!#if I had been Stephanie Meyer and somebody came to me offering to turn my Buffy fanfiction into a best selling novelā¦#that whole werewolf story line would have been super different#I would have been asking so many questions I would have had to list whoever answered them as a co-author#I know that seems way out of the left field to say but#but Iām just thinking about how the American writers of Encanto spent time in Colombia asking questions and experiencing the culture#and leaned heavily on the experiences of their Latin American team members#in order to write a story that garnered a lot of praise for its respectful representation#vs the stories we get when researching the cultures the story is supposed to be about is not a priority#and like sometimes itās because the writer is one person with limited time and resources who is doing their best#but sometimes itās just cause the people writing the story donāt actually care that much#Iām sorta just sitting here stewing over the fact that I canāt find the specific information I want and I know it must be out there#and I canāt imagine being handed the resources I would need to go find that info and being like Nah
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we hold hands in the moonlight, as our passions congeal
and in the confusion, sustain a contusion
that, properly cared for, won't heal!
#AND OUR LOVEEEE FESTERRRRSSSSS LIKE AN OPEN WOUNDDDDDD#DONT CALL THE DOCTORRRRR ILL BE BETTER SOOOOONNNN#/lyr btw#anyways . i want that mad scientist#kie's art#selfship#self ship#selfshipping#self shipper#self insert#s/i#bipoc selfship#latine selfship#autistic selfship#self insert art#selfship art#s/i: š§¬ā”#r: our love festers like an open wound
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*not your least favorite in terms of sound or appearance, but the one thatās most annoying for you to write.
Sorry i couldnt do the whole alphabet :( not enough slots.
#was this poll fueled by my hatred of writing the letter s?#yes#i need validation that others also dont like writing s#also feel free to give an explanation for ur vote and if latin alphabet is used in ur first languagr#jj chats#polls#languageblr#languages#tumblr polls#handwriting#random
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first homework for ancient languages in scientific terminology and I need to learn how to pronounce words in Latin, I hate it here </4 I mean what did I expect from my major (more things related to managing information & administration, but whatever), but the most annoying thing is the fact that we have more semesters of useless classes like philosophy than the literal (ethno)linguistics and philology majors...
GIVE ME MORE DATABASES, EXCEL AND STUFF LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF THAT CRAP
#i mean i wanted to study languages AND something more practical: that's why i had chosen my major#but since last year we only had 1 semester of lectures about information and 2 semesters of information technology and it annoys me so much#don't get me wrong i know that latin & greek are quite important for linguists but I'm just frustrated because of other classes now#not to mention that the more i study russian as my second uni language the more i regret that i didn't get into japanese course#i mean too many ppl wanted to study jpn and it seems like my exam results were too low but idk maybe i was supposed to fight harder for that#but hey at least I'm not forced into studying hindi š but it's not much better because i can't even speak that i study ru publicly#and as i mentioned before: I'm so mad that we're having 2 semesters of philosophy because it's just useless and they try to gaslight us into#believing it's very important subject lmao give my information classes instead#+ we are programming (again) but i just don't feel it. idk maybe too many negative things cumulated during those 2 weeks.#me: ugh latin & greek...#also me when l & g: man it's just like in r.f.k.'s babel...#pau.txt
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firefox are you fucking stupid
#is it just me or have spellchecks across browsers and word processors gotten so much stupider over the last few years#is the closest word im looking for arboreal? is it? is it REALLY the only word? do i need to install another language extension so#scientific latin can reliably checked? bc that would be extremely stupid#yeayea the solution is to just Get Good(tm) but sometimes i'm only a letter off & libre will be 'idk man i have zero fuckin clue'#and like that is your entire job! that's the only reason your code exists mr spellcheck function!!! to check the damn spelling!!!!!!#i can give libre a tidge of grace but google docs & firefox? now that is more annoying bc you are the literal internet & directly connected#to where the knowledge is supposed to live š#getting gaslit by my computer into being worse at spelling <3 the future is so cool#like even now as i type my whines i'm like 'am i SURE im not spelling it wrong? b-o-r-e-a-l-i-s are the letters im looking at right?'#so it's especially not great for people like moi who uh already often struggle to trust their brains iykwim#harrumpph.... whatever.............
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