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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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Bride of Frankenstein by Matthew Skiff

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Close up of the new sticker and button I'm gonna have printed soon

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The spec they say it has, I don't see any games that justify it tbh, the ps5 has been really lacking in games that aren't just mildly souped up PS4 games.

Are we rating consoles out of 10 now??

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Reblog to put candy in your mutuals pumpkin shaped candy pails 🎃

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MLGNyash as Reze (Chainsaw Man)

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Thank you so much for sticking with us in this special week of WAPSTOBER!

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松山雅 Matsuyama Miyabi | Digital Art

(Japanese-Chinese, based Chongqing, China)

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Happy indigenous peoples day!

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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Firefly Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Firefly (2002). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"We're not going to die, and you know why? Because we are so very pretty! We are just too pretty for God to let us die!"

"What were you in the war?"

"So, how come you don't care where you're going?"

"Don't you ever tell me what to do on my own ship!"

"Are you getting my wife into trouble?"

"I'm surprised someone respectable would sail with this crew."

"Every planet that's been terraformed for human life has its own little quirks."

"We're all running from something, I suppose."

"Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm tonight."

"Up until the punching, this was a real nice party."

"Do you think I'd let you work with something second rate?"

"You are such a brat!"

"This is a slippery slope. You have no idea how far down you can go, and you're not taking me with you."

"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat did not assume I was an evil, lecherous hump!"

"There are times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change."

"You can't play a player."

"Why the act? All the seduction games, the dancing around folk. There has to be an easier way to steal!"

"I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down."

"Enemies? You? No! How can that be?"

"Every problem is an opportunity in disguise."

"You going to talk me to death, buddy? Is that the plan?"

"What's so damn important about being proper?"

"I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it."

"You don't have to go down with your ship!"

"The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

"Oh yes, I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now."

"Don't worry, I'm not going to start any sword fights! I'm over that phase."

"I'm not against love as a rule, but in situations such as ours, it tends to cause problems."

"You may just be the most gullible fool I've ever marked."

"We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me."

"I don't care what you've done. I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same, because I don't see this working any other way."

"Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?"

"I've been shot too many times to be scared by a gun."

"You know, it's funny - we went to the war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive."

"I won't let any man take what's mine."

"It takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry."

"You folks are all insane!"

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