Stuff i like... Sci-Fi/Fantasy pics, Weaponry and oddness The avatar is me, EST1980 In the Uk, I don't automatically follow back, most especially tacky porn blogs
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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
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with how their owners have been commenting on the future of games and tbh how bad their games have been i wish i was surprised
Ubisoft axes 185 jobs and closes their UK studio in Leamington.
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i did some great work on some audiobooks that are about to be released, and i want you to know about them.
I leveled up my skills as an audiobook narrator while I was working on some books last year. Two of them have been announced, and I'm really excited to share them with you.
I closed out last year with two straight months of audiobook work on a number of projects I am so thrilled to be part of. One of them was just announced yesterday, and as many of you correctly guessed, it’s When The Moon Hits Your Eye, by John Scalzi: The moon has turned into cheese. Now humanity has to deal with it. I could quote more, but I feel like the people who are going to love love…
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this movie has some of the most amazing lines in existence
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
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there are other options if your location is a bit restrictive on what you can carry, hairspray for instance, that gets in anyone eyes they're not going to be doing much for a while, deep heat as well, hurts the eyes and will make the face/nose/mouth burn like hell.
Aye women i know we are all Get a Gun Kill a Man, but 99% of you are still gun scared and won't even google licensing and training.
But may I suggest
These hurt like a mother fucker and can fit in a purse or cargo pocket. You don't really need to aim too much, just hit as hard as you can because, let me repeat, this acts like a Fucking Switch. Food for thought
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