#laszlo cravensworth / headcanon

[just-a-little-cellist]

WWDITS Preference: When You're Sad/Depressed

(A/N: I've felt my depression flaring up lately (doesn't help that I can't watch the new WWDITS season yet lmao) so this is, as usual, totally self-indulgent. hope you enjoy, and feel free to request more stuff like this :D)

(Includes Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor x gender neutral reader)

Nadja:

When she notices that you're feeling out of sorts, Nadja is surprisingly compassionate. While not particularly good at talking things through with you, she does try - at the very least she'll let you rant if you need to - and will loudly assure you that to think lowly of yourself at all is ridiculous, I mean, look at you! You're wonderful! Once you're done talking she takes it upon herself to organize a movie night in an effort to cheer you up. Hearing her enthusiastically sing along to the Mamma Mia soundtrack is at worst a good distraction, and at best it'll get you smiling and singing along too.

(It also goes without saying that if a person has caused your sadness, she'll hunt them down without a second thought.)

Laszlo:

Not that he'd do it for anyone else, but Laszlo will immediately sit down to have a conversation with you if he notices you feeling depressed. It hurts him to see you so deflated and he won't stand for it. He will offer advice and affirmations as you talk, and reassures you that you can always confide in him in future if it'll prevent you feeling this way (and, like Nadja, will kill for you if a person caused this).

The same day, he'll compose a song for you on the piano and requests that you sit beside him while he plays it to you for the first time. He'll play that song to you in future whenever you feel down as a reminder of how much he cares for you.

Nandor:

When Nandor sees that you're feeling depressed, he's very empathetic. He's been through his fair share of it, after all. His methods of helping aim more towards taking your mind off of things and making you smile. He'll take you out somewhere if you feel up to it, dance with you at home if you want to stay in (honestly I'd kill to slow dance with Nandor), and gives you plenty of physical affection.

Everything that he does, he watches your face carefully until he sees you smile and then beams at you like you're his entire world. He will not stop until he's sure that you feel loved and wanted, and on particularly bad days he will go to the lengths of making a glitter portrait for you.

[nanawritesit]

WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)

tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality

you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar

after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them

so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞

of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were

you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore

nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)

she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along

sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food

you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!

but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house

laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife

he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding

that was, until you came along

he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you

which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was

but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you

they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight

they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks

like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out

you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀

nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight

he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows

he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀

he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”

his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺

he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree

she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him

he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀

he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗

guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭

the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on

he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you

you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously

nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭

guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you

but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever

collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy

when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege

when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞

and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Remus as a lawyer

Remus (being interviewed): So my techniques and my methods might be a bit old fashioned

*cut to Remus in court*

Remus, in a heavy welsh accent: May I approach the bitch

Judge: What did you say?

Remus: I said “May I approach the bench”

Judge: Ah

Remus, innocently: What did you think I said?

[mondodisco]

Hello dear wwdits fans.

I have a request, a very specific request and please PLEASE satisfy it.

I need angst.

I need so much angst I want to ugly cry on my pillows while screaming and banging my head against the wall.

I love these little characters too much for not wanting to see them suffer.

Know an angsty fic? Share it.

WROTE an angsty fic?? Share it!

You headcanoned something so fucking sad moving and angering that if suffering was an Olympic sport the vampire gang would have a terrible posture because of all the medals they have been carrying around? SAY IT.

I confide in you <3

[stillcomethenight]

Straight up turning this into a post because I started writing Greek language centered Ladja HCs in my notes app. Please enjoy my descent into madness. (I don't know any Greek but I am a simple Linguistics student who grows weak at the thought of love being stored in language).

Nadja uses Greek names of endearment for Laszlo. This isn't really a headcanon since it did happen in the show but I believe it happened one singular time, so I'm just expanding on it? She actually starts using Greek terms of endearment after she spends some time in Little Antipaxos because she hears her fellow Antipaxons use them and she gets so nostalgic for the language. When she was growing up, she tended to be mistreated by those around her and so she tends to remember the Greek language as one that is used out of convenience and not out of love. But in Little Antipaxos she is reminded that it is her language and it is a language of love. That's why she never used to use Greek terms of endearment but now she does. When she starts doing it, Laszlo is quick to catch on and match her energy — he starts using Greek terms of endearment too. He doesn't speak a word of Greek but he immediately understands how much it would mean for her to be loved in her own language;

Also, Nadja sings Antipaxon songs to Laszlo. She is not a good singer. He doesn't care. In fact, he goes out of his way to learn how to play them on the piano. Even if no recorded music sheets exist at all. He might even try to sing one or two. His pronunciation is so, so wrong, but, unlike Nadja, he can sing. Imagine Nadja being so very upset about something. And Laszlo can't seem to cheer her up. So he starts very quietly and reluctantly carrying a tune in some very bad Greek. It's the last thing she expected to hear and the one thing that manages to cheer her up. The amount of love that goes into such a gesture doesn't escape her. The softest "Laszlo, you big idiot." leaving her lips as she's shaking her head with such affection;

In fact, I'm willing to bet Laszlo tries his hand at learning some Greek. Of course, he does pretty badly and he's awfully cocky when he does it. He adds the most atrocious British accent to it. But it doesn't matter, it couldn't have made Nadja happier. Like, he walks into Little Antipaxos with his newly learnt, like, 10 Greek phrases and confidently strikes conversation with the people there. They're overjoyed to hear him speak their language and so they start talking to him in native Greek at full speed. He has no idea what they're saying because his 10 basic phrases of Greek 101 did NOT cover any of this. He's just nodding his head and smiling and they don't seem to notice that he doesn't understand a word. Nadja walks in and they start enthusiastically telling her, in Greek of course, "You didn't tell us your husband speaks our language!!". Then the two of them leave and she's like "Why are they telling me you speak Greek?" "Oh, because I do!" "But you don't." "No, my darling, I do!! [Insert the absolute worst pronunciation of any basic Greek phrase here]. See? I am wonderful at it!"

[writerpey]

Cgs!Laszlo & Nadja Headcanons

i’ve had a few wwdits asks and decided to post for both laszlo and nadja bc they’re simply so mama and papa coded! <3

Firstly, Laszlo was made to be a caregiver. We’re all thinking of the absolutely unbelievable plotline that was baby Colin, aren’t we? Well, I think that after Colin grew up far too quickly for Laszlo to catch up with, there was a deep, gnawing desire for him to take care of someone in the same way. In comes a special little regressor in the lives of the vampires!

Laszlo adores when his little takes interest in the fine arts. A bit pretentious of him? Maybe. But totally in character. He’ll pick up his little vampire with ease and sit them on the piano stool next to him and teach them how to play no matter how young they’re feeling. Super tiny? He’ll laugh at his little banging on the keys and gently play a tune that he knows will put a smile on their face. A bit bigger? He’ll gently guide their hands and glance over to Nadja with a very proud look on his face when they carefully play on their own. Very good, darling! Beethoven could not play as spectacularly as you.

Laszlo loves to tell stories in the mansion’s sitting room right before the sun rises. He’s an amazing storyteller, creating spinning tales of lords, ladies and King Arthur’s roundtable set with different voices for each character. He watches carefully when their eyes start to droop and they look sleepy enough to slumber as soon as the lid of their coffin closes. It’s either stories or early morning reruns on HGTV.

When Nadja is in charge of bedtime for her and Laszlo’s little one, it includes soft lullabies and her fingers or a brush through the regressor’s hair. It almost makes her giddy when her little one runs up to her before bed with a brush, comb, hair bow or bonnet in their hands and a sweet smile on their face. She’ll have them sit on the floor in front of the crackling fireplace while she scoots a plush armchair up and settles down to hum a gentle tune while being equally as gentle with their hair. Are you tired, little one? Papa will come and carry you to bed.

Mornings are frequently energy filled with Laszlo and Nadja, especially after a hearty breakfast. Laszlo is usually the last to rise in the mornings, and more than once his little has been sent to his coffin on behest of Nadja to loudly bang on it and drag him out with happy giggles. Nadja is a troublemaker that way, always sending their regressor to unknowingly tease or cause Laszlo grief because she knows they’ll get away with anything.

It’s always fun with the both of them. There’s nothing they love more than hearing their little laugh and play, and they’ll do just about anything their little wants to make that happen. Games in the house go from Laszlo chasing their little around and building pillow forts to Nadja getting together every bit of clothing in the house so they can all play dress up together. (Guillermo and Nandor tend to be invited for dress up too. If their little demands a larger audience, by goodness will they get it!)

Both of them are pretty lax when it comes to rules and expected behaviour of their little. Nadja is quicker to berate their regressor than Laszlo is, but her scolding is usually tame despite her exasperation and is along the lines of, Sweetie, you can’t keep playing on that machine with Colin Robinson! and I have told you to be careful with Dolly. I will not remind you again. Laszlo is stern only when he truly needs to be, or when their little is being fussier than usual. He’s not afraid to take them by the hand and march them out of the basement when they’re caught rifling through the freezer. Darling, you know you’re not to be in there. Ah-ah, no excuses. Come along.

Nadja and Laszlo are both big on physical contact. Laszlo will pick up his little out of nowhere and swing them around just to hear their giggles. He loves to give them piggyback rides too! During story time he’ll pat his lap for them to come and curl up with their head under his chin. He gives the best cuddles. Nadja is a very scary tickle monster, and she is amazing at calming an overwhelmed or upset little down with back rubs and a steady hand on theirs, her thumb circling the top of their hand.

The couple use so many pet names for their regressor. Laszlo is extremely creative of course: Darling, sweetheart, vampling, sweet tooth, my little vampire, small one. Nadja is simpler but just as sweet: Little one, sweetie, baby, honey.

Laszlo and Nadja are ultimately a pair of sweethearts that always dote on and protect their little one. <3

[weepingchronicles]

Could i request headcanons for a platonic/parental yandere laszlo (wwdits) with a human teen familiar reader?

platonic yandere laszlo with familiar reader headcanons!

thank you so much for requesting! laszlo is one of my favs especially in the newer seasons

tw/cw: yandere themes, implied murder, manipulation, lmk if i missed something!

when laszlo first got you as his familiar he didn't expect much, he assumed you'd be like everyone else, desperate to become a vampire

his obsession starts small, he never realized how young you actually are until one day...

laszlo calls you several times before finally searching for you, he starts to lecture you for ignoring him- until he sees you crying

a pang hits his undead heart and he insists you tell him what is wrong

you explain to him that your parents are threatening to kick you out or send you somewhere else because of your lacking grades and how you've been out all the time doing god knows what.

laszlo knows it is his fault and for once he feels guilty for his actions. here he has you working almost 24/7 and you haven't been taking care of your future because you believe theres a chance for you to become a vampire.

from then on laszlo makes sure to pamper you a bit more, he lets you take time off from being a familiar and if nadja or nandor yell at you for someone he makes sure to step in to defend you.

nadja complains that he is becoming too soft for a human but she just doesn't see how vulnerable and young you are. laszlo always agrees with nadja except when it comes to you.

with more free time you start studying and getting your grades up in high school, your parents still reprimand you for staying out all night but you ignore them.

even though laszlo is the one who let you have more time to yourself he cant help but miss your presence, he never realized how much he liked you.

he invites you over to study more even though he is so bad at any modern day education. the only thing he really aids in is english and history but you can't really put him as a reputable source.

laszlo eventually gets sick of you being away for too long and kind of acts out as a way to bring you back more often

he kills more and leaves the bodies everywhere, purposefully breaks things without saying anything(just forget guillermo in this)

your grades drop once again because of your increasing duties, even getting detention a couple times for always being late.

your parents threaten to kick you out again and they finally do. you run to laszlo crying about the whole situation.

laszlo acts completely oblivious as he consoles you, saying they were never real parents to you anyway, your home is here with him.

you move in with laszlo, creating a little cozy bedroom for yourself in the basement.

you end up dropping out of school, tending to only your familiar duties and besides who needs education when you're gonna be a vampire?

oh, and you don't have to worry about your parents trying to find you, laszlo payed them a little visit and their entire house was burnt to the ground the next day, the cops never found an actual reason how.

laszlo feels a little guilty especially since he never plans on turning you, but he uses it whenever you get too fed up with his antics.

if you do actually try to leave? ..who is to say what he might do to keep you?  🤷 

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

I wanted to draw some characters that I headcanon as trans and uhhhh this happened

Based on this post

[2offayyo-kzt]

seanzlo scars hcs :

[constablequodo]

Do you think that during the year between seasons 3 and 4, Sean and Laszlo started to talk to eachother alot more?

Do you think they ended up going to eachothers houses for "guy nights" ?

Do you think they forced each other to watch shows and movies they liked? Laszlo would make Sean watch go flip yourself, and in turn, Sean would make him watch oceans 11 & 12 once every 2 weeks.

Do you think they started to realise they had alot more in common than they thought?

Do you think they both made comments all throughout whatever they were watching and ended up having full conversations about it?

Do you think they both sat there and talked about their wives and how nice it was to have "guy time" whilst baby Colin slept next to them?

Do you think they had little arguments about their opinions on every house renovation in go flip yourself?

Do you think they ended up talking till the sun started to rise?

Do you think Sean had to look at his watch to see that it was super early in the morning because they both spent the night in one of the rooms with boarded up windows?

Do you think Sean ever had to leave quietly because Laszlo fell asleep?

Do you think they ever fell asleep together?

Do you think Colin ever referred to Sean as his other dad, causing Laszlo to get kind of flustered and for Sean to tell him he's just a family friend but was flattered?

Do you think Sean ever got concerned about the state of the house and offered for Laszlo and Colin to stay at his for a while?

Do you think Laszlo had to hesitantly decline?

Do you think that when Nadja came back, she was confused as to why her husband was suddenly even closer to their stupid human neighbour?

Do you think she ever questioned why he talked so much about Sean?

Do you think Charmaine ever commented on how much Sean talked about Laszlo?

Do you think Nadja connected the dots eventually and had to watch as her stupid husband kept avoiding his feelings via hypnotising Sean?

Do you think she ever said, "I don't care if you're in love with our human neighbour, Sean, but if you are, could you PLEASE just go and fuck him already so I don't have to watch you pine after him like its a little schoolyard crush?"

Do you think Charmaine ever realised her husband had a crush on their "Freaky European neighbours"?

Do you think she knows that her husband would genuinely die for another man?

Of course she would support him, but do you think she knows Sean is deep in denial?

Do you think she'd bring it up with Nadja?

Do you think THEY'D get close?

Do you think the pining would ever stop? Would Charmaine get invited to girls' nights where her and Nadja would complain to Marwa about their stupid husbands who are so obviously in love?

Do you think Sean and Laszlo would ever kiss? Hug? Hold hands?

Do you think they know they're so fucking obvious?

[mchristelle]

[emmabirb8]

WAIT A MINUTE-

If Nadja was a virgin when she was turned, and Gregor was canonically beheaded by Laszlo in almost every one of his lives (implying that she met and married Laszlo prior to starting her on/off affair with Gregor)...

Idk, I'm kinda jumping to conclusions here, but I think it's a good possibility that Nadja lost her virginity to Laszlo 🥺 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

(and her human spirit technically did too)

[scullys-scalpel]

After his stint in the porn industry Laszlo definitely tried to make it on TV by auditioning for the role of Barnabas Collins in the 1966 vampire soap opera Dark Shadows.

[razzle-rambles]

Im sorry guys but there is NO way Laszlo is like he is on camera all the time, especially with Nadja.

Going with my T4T headcanon of them, Nadja steals their HRT shit (purly because I think its funny) and he HATES needles. He can not stand to take his shot, so when the cameras arent around, Nadja helps him with the shot and holds his hand. Then after to deal with the pain, she just holds him and rubs his back while he lies is head on her shoulder.

I’m mentally unwell over trans vampires help me

[sinnamonbun-in-purgatory]

I have made a connection.

[mr-nauseam]

So Nadja and Lilith meet a century before Laszlo exists in this world. Vampires and witches. They are not enemies but they are not usually allies either. Nadja visits the store. It doesn't take her long to realize the true nature of it and that doesn't stop her visits. They begin to know and understand each other. It is not long before the first kiss and more.

Nadja is fascinating and although they don't formalize anything, Lilith knows that she is special, more important than the other casual lovers of the vampireza. In every decade and lustrum they meet and spend long periods together. Every time they meet again it is in places too different from the same life but that doesn't matter.

Nadja may have been the first to initiate it all but Lilith falls deep. For her Nadja is more important than anything and anyone else in this world. They have eternity ahead of them, why bother to name what they have? Is not because she is scared.

Then one day Nadja appears and she is Laszlo's wife. Lilith's heart breaks. Because that must have been her. What on earth is in that vampire too young for this to happen, what does he have that she doesn't? Lilith one of the most powerful witches.

Without knowing him she decides she hates him. As she also hates Nadja for getting married. For taking away her special title. For ruining their relationship. Nadja doesn't really see the problem. Of course she's not monogamous. Lilith knew her. She knew her too well and annoyingly wants to hurt her somehow.

She knows Nadja hates being lied to. Hiding things from her. And he draws up a plan that works to perfection. Nadja is furious because she knows that Lilith asked Laszlo to keep the secret about their meeting intimate. She knows because Laszlo can't lie to her. Lilith knew all this would happen but she is still not satisfied.

Her hurt feelings make her cruel and Nadja could be just as ruthless. In reality this was the drop of a glass full of little incidents from the past. If there is a reason Lilith didn't have a ring with Nadja it was because they actually had too different views of life. Because she wanted to possess Nadja in a way she never could.

They hate because they love so much in the past.