#laszlo hcs

[just-a-little-cellist]

WWDITS Preference: When You're Sad/Depressed

(A/N: I've felt my depression flaring up lately (doesn't help that I can't watch the new WWDITS season yet lmao) so this is, as usual, totally self-indulgent. hope you enjoy, and feel free to request more stuff like this :D)

(Includes Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor x gender neutral reader)

Nadja:

When she notices that you're feeling out of sorts, Nadja is surprisingly compassionate. While not particularly good at talking things through with you, she does try - at the very least she'll let you rant if you need to - and will loudly assure you that to think lowly of yourself at all is ridiculous, I mean, look at you! You're wonderful! Once you're done talking she takes it upon herself to organize a movie night in an effort to cheer you up. Hearing her enthusiastically sing along to the Mamma Mia soundtrack is at worst a good distraction, and at best it'll get you smiling and singing along too.

(It also goes without saying that if a person has caused your sadness, she'll hunt them down without a second thought.)

Laszlo:

Not that he'd do it for anyone else, but Laszlo will immediately sit down to have a conversation with you if he notices you feeling depressed. It hurts him to see you so deflated and he won't stand for it. He will offer advice and affirmations as you talk, and reassures you that you can always confide in him in future if it'll prevent you feeling this way (and, like Nadja, will kill for you if a person caused this).

The same day, he'll compose a song for you on the piano and requests that you sit beside him while he plays it to you for the first time. He'll play that song to you in future whenever you feel down as a reminder of how much he cares for you.

Nandor:

When Nandor sees that you're feeling depressed, he's very empathetic. He's been through his fair share of it, after all. His methods of helping aim more towards taking your mind off of things and making you smile. He'll take you out somewhere if you feel up to it, dance with you at home if you want to stay in (honestly I'd kill to slow dance with Nandor), and gives you plenty of physical affection.

Everything that he does, he watches your face carefully until he sees you smile and then beams at you like you're his entire world. He will not stop until he's sure that you feel loved and wanted, and on particularly bad days he will go to the lengths of making a glitter portrait for you.

[sillyreve]

What the characters of What We Do In The Shadows do if you play with their hair HCs

. . .

Nadja

• she definitely has a love hate relationship to people touching her hair

• shes very picky as to who can touch her hair, when they can touch her hair and where they can touch her hair !!!

• first ask permission !!! she will not mind if her hair is wavy or semi straight, but DO NOT TOUCH her hair if it is curly or crimped

• sometimes you can surprise her by massaging her head when shes tired or stressed, she wont get upset if you didnt ask permission first as she is too drained to care and too much in the moment of enjoying your fingers at her scalp

• her favorite thing is when shes tired and shes laid out on yours and laszlos laps, your fingers working at her scalp and his hands working at whatever tense muscle is in her body

• if you are her familiar, you will have to have a very special bond with her before she will let you touch her at all

• but if you do have a special bond with her, she will gladly accept a free hair brushing service, and let you pick her hairstyle for the day

The Guide

• will absolutely give you every bit of her attention if you suggest playing with her hair

• she rarely takes off her hat, but she will definitely take her hats off if you ever want to play with her hair

• they almost purr whenever you touch their hair, she loves it so much, to be with you and have your attention on her ... ♡

• unlike nadja, guide doesnt care when you play with her hair, or what texture her hair is !!! please, play with her hair whenever

• there are times where she will slip unconscious accidently when you are massaging her scalp, shes always so busy that even a small quiet intimate moment like this will have her instantly relax

Laszlo

• hed act like he would have much better things to be doing than to sit in front of you and let you mess with his hair

• but he does enjoy it when hes upset after a house fight, the house is quiet and you curling your fingers through his hair makes him feel peaceful

• he would close his eyes and all you would bear is the habit of his breathing and the fireplace crackling

• like nadja, he cares when his hair is being played with !!!

• he enjoys it when you play with his hair alone with one another, but hes not quite fond of his hair being olayed with in public

• if you want to surprise him like nadja, gently pull his hair into a small bun whilst he is writing, and he will hum at you in gentle happiness

• appreciating that you care for him after seeing him struggling with his hair pooling into his face as he leans into his papers

Vladislav

• ugh he loves it so much it makes him feel so loved

• ever since the first time you asked him if you could play with his hair, he has always gone to you to do his hair for anything

• if you do his hair for an event and people compliment it, he gets so giddy and tells them how his " darling y/n" did his hair for him

• he feels so comfortable in his coffin with you snuggled up into his chest and playing with a piece of his wavy hair

• the fact you make a vampiric 700+ year old killer feel so precious really says something !!!

• hair pulling kink

Viago

• ^__^ please !!!

• he will obediently sit down in front of you and put his hands in his lap if you even hint at playing with his hair

• one of his love languages is physical touch, receiving or giving, he will always be up for his hair being played with, or playing with your hair

• he will always keep a conversation going while you do anything to his hair, he loves knowing that you are the one playing with his hair

• his natural childish charm comes out if you decide to joke with him, and mess up his hair

• he cannot see himself or what his hair looks like, but he will always praise your work no matter what

Deacon

• please do not touch his hair, hes spent so much time styling it

• he has this annoying habit of just wanting to always look good, and he usually never takes anyones advice on how to look good, so hes very picky and annoying when someone touches his hair

• even when hes too drained to care for anything, he will simply groan in frustration if you touch his hair

• and if youre aggressive with his hair when youve managed to touch it? he will definitely fuss over it and will not speak to you for a couple of hours

• but its ok for him to touch your hair he decided so be aware of him at all times or he might ruffle your hair and laugh at you

[eggsistential-breakdown]

"I hate doing character lineups they're so time consuming" <- me right before going on another character lineup spree for two whole days

This fandom is thoroughly dead yet I keep returning here hi (into the void)

I'm a big fan of the height chart because it looks like they're getting their mugshots taken (they all belong in jail)

Click for higher quality, minor Nexus redesigns and even higher quality individuals under the cut

[stillcomethenight]

Straight up turning this into a post because I started writing Greek language centered Ladja HCs in my notes app. Please enjoy my descent into madness. (I don't know any Greek but I am a simple Linguistics student who grows weak at the thought of love being stored in language).

Nadja uses Greek names of endearment for Laszlo. This isn't really a headcanon since it did happen in the show but I believe it happened one singular time, so I'm just expanding on it? She actually starts using Greek terms of endearment after she spends some time in Little Antipaxos because she hears her fellow Antipaxons use them and she gets so nostalgic for the language. When she was growing up, she tended to be mistreated by those around her and so she tends to remember the Greek language as one that is used out of convenience and not out of love. But in Little Antipaxos she is reminded that it is her language and it is a language of love. That's why she never used to use Greek terms of endearment but now she does. When she starts doing it, Laszlo is quick to catch on and match her energy — he starts using Greek terms of endearment too. He doesn't speak a word of Greek but he immediately understands how much it would mean for her to be loved in her own language;

Also, Nadja sings Antipaxon songs to Laszlo. She is not a good singer. He doesn't care. In fact, he goes out of his way to learn how to play them on the piano. Even if no recorded music sheets exist at all. He might even try to sing one or two. His pronunciation is so, so wrong, but, unlike Nadja, he can sing. Imagine Nadja being so very upset about something. And Laszlo can't seem to cheer her up. So he starts very quietly and reluctantly carrying a tune in some very bad Greek. It's the last thing she expected to hear and the one thing that manages to cheer her up. The amount of love that goes into such a gesture doesn't escape her. The softest "Laszlo, you big idiot." leaving her lips as she's shaking her head with such affection;

In fact, I'm willing to bet Laszlo tries his hand at learning some Greek. Of course, he does pretty badly and he's awfully cocky when he does it. He adds the most atrocious British accent to it. But it doesn't matter, it couldn't have made Nadja happier. Like, he walks into Little Antipaxos with his newly learnt, like, 10 Greek phrases and confidently strikes conversation with the people there. They're overjoyed to hear him speak their language and so they start talking to him in native Greek at full speed. He has no idea what they're saying because his 10 basic phrases of Greek 101 did NOT cover any of this. He's just nodding his head and smiling and they don't seem to notice that he doesn't understand a word. Nadja walks in and they start enthusiastically telling her, in Greek of course, "You didn't tell us your husband speaks our language!!". Then the two of them leave and she's like "Why are they telling me you speak Greek?" "Oh, because I do!" "But you don't." "No, my darling, I do!! [Insert the absolute worst pronunciation of any basic Greek phrase here]. See? I am wonderful at it!"

[clochanamarch]

aisling and the diner squad becoming wingpeople for each other and also for their friends and customers, but every version of "why u should date X" is just so wildly different depending on who you talk to, like aisling says how kind and friendly they are and praises their cooking skills and then wyll mentions the time he taught them to shoot a crossbow, meanwhile advik is just really enthusiastic bc their favorite animal is a tiger which means they're confident and STRONG, like u have a whole dossier of reviews about yourself to give to your prospective partners if you visit the diner even once.

[angelamontoo]

I want to slice him up like ham. I'll make a nice little sandwich out of him <3

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Canon to me

How I see the wwdits relationships

If you don't agree don't interact

Laszlo and Nadja are married

Laszlo and Nadja have both slept with Lilith

Laszlo has a casual relationship with Sean

I still can't decide on Nadja and Charmaine, they seem like girl friends who kiss when they're drunk

Obviously Sean and Charmaine are together

After season 6 I would love to see a platonic relationship between Nandor and Charmaine

Nandor is a part of the polycule with Laszlo and Nadja, you will not change my mind, he and Nadja have a more fluffy relationship while he and Laszlo are mostly just flirty but they all fuck

Guillermo is in an off-screen relationship with Nandor, however he isn't fully involved in the polycule on the grounds that he wouldn't be attracted to Nadja. I do believe there is some tension between him and Laszlo though

The Guide is in an off-screen relationship with Nadja, she is weirdly interlinked with the polycule in that I HC her as being Nadja's girlfriend, occasionally being involved with Laszlo when Nadja is there but not only with Laszlo and never with Nandor

Marwa is Nandor's wife, I imagine she is also attracted to Guillermo because of the "I like whatever he likes" wish/curse but I don't think she would try anything with him because of his sexuality and he would reject her advances

After some thinking I do not want to imagine what goes down at girl's night but in my head The Guide, Nadja and Marwa are casual together

I can't stand Freddie, do not mention his name in this household. If we try to unpack his relationships we will be here all day.

Nadja has a casual relationship with Jenna. Don't ask me how she just does, very protective, very cutesy, not too extreme. Nadja is everything Jenna's boyfriend can't be

Nadja and Laszlo have a casual relationship with the baron, mostly sexual, it's like an affair but they're both aware of it. I feel like they would be with him separately though, maybe discuss it together afterwards but he's like a sidepiece for both of them

The Guide wishes she had a casual relationship with the baron, I HC she has tried but he has rejected her

The baron and the sire are an old married couple with a dog and adopted children

I believe Colin Robinson is a part of the polycule but he is asexual so he doesn't take part in... Activities. I know he was at the orgy but I imagine he was just there to feed and his outfit was purely to fit in with the other guests

(to clarify when I say "casual" I mean either mostly sexual or like they barely see each other, it really depends on the person. For example Guidja is definitely not casual but put Marwa into the equation and it becomes casual. The Baron is already married and so are Ladja so the relationship is on the side (I made it sound like mashed potatoes there 😭) so it's not super serious)

This is the only happy ending in my mind and I've built all these theories up to bury the finale

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

I can imagine the robinsons’ family group chat is incredibly chaotic 💀

It is INSANE. Every Robinson has a unique typing style and it would take a whole cypher to understand a days worth of messages.

Because this wasn’t really a concrete ask, I’m going to write the hc’s about what each Robinsons like in the chat.

Wilbur / T!meL0rd: Misspells everything. Definitely a meme spammer. Has been banned four times.

Cornelius: Doesn’t have a cool username. Uses proper texting literate, but says ‘lol’. Uses reactions more than he talks.

Franny / FrannysFrogTheater: Her username wasn’t supposed to be that long, she misunderstood what it was. She’s always active and respond in four seconds, but it never on her phone somehow. Weird.

Gaston / CANNONBAL: TYPES IN CAPS A LOT!!!! Sends photos of everything - selfies, his cannons, nature, anything he sees.

Art / Galaxy3F: He uses voice messages a lot, and they’re often horrible audio quality. Cannot type correctly even a little. Isn’t LEGIBLE. He’s determined to figure it out though.

Laszlo / F!R3W0RK: His username has nothing to do with his hobbies. He has a typing quirk, 100%. Uses GIFs a lot, and pronounces them JIFs.

Tallulah / FashionBB🏳️‍⚧️: Also posts memes but not often. Doesn’t talk in chat a lot. Forgets punctuation a lot, but proper caps.

Fritz / FritzRobinson2: Has to use Siri to send messages because Petunia makes it hard to type. Therefor most of what he says makes no sense.

Billy / CHOOCHOO!7 : Can she use a phone? No. She breaks her phones so often her number changes twice a week. She only responds to Fritz, Joe, and Gaston. Nobody understands why.

Joe / SweatGainer : The silent stalker of the chat. He watches everything but never talks in chat. Uses reactions sometimes. Once said ‘k’ and everyone cheered.

Carl / xX.R0bo.Xx: The chat mod. Only really types if to moderate something, or to randomly ban people for his amusement. Sends TikToks in chat at night just to annoy Wilbur, who never silences his phone.

Spike / Thing #1: Did not choose his username. Starts group video calls during genuinely important times and then leaves immediately, forcing the family to one big call. Solved a lot of emergencies like this. Refuses to admit he’s intentionally being helpful.

Dimitri / Thing #2: Emojibombs the chat way too much. Unlike Spike doesn’t care about being helpful. Refuses, even.

Lefty: Couldn’t figure out a username. Posts a very formal daily report at 7am every morning, top of chat. Carl pins it.

Bud&Luc / Lovebirds: Share an account because Bud tore his phone apart for microchips. Send those random game links for free coins and beg everyone to click them. Rick rolled the chat twice.

[neoarchipelago]

Daniel Brühl MASTERLIST

Helmut Zemo :

Headcanons:

HeadCanons Soft!Zemo x Reader : Zemo comes to you for comfort, so you read to him.

HeadCanons ZemoxReader fluff, You show Zemo Bubble tea.

Dark!Zemo obsessive stalker

Soft! HeadCanon : Pregnant!reader married to Zemo, who’s friends with Sam and Bucky

HC ZEMO x reader selling ice cream

Laszlo Kriezler:

HC Laszlo Kreizler x Moore reader, bumping into each other and chatting at the engagement ball.

mini series:

Violin Doll:

part 1

part 2

[johnnyhatesducks]

Nobody understands my vision about my crackship/crossover so I will give you headcanons that I made with my friend @little-keyra

1. Michael and Nandor met at night improv classes.

2. Michael with his super violent improvisations and Nandor kind of liked them and there they are both in a fighting improvisation. Nandor wants to fight with swords and win and Michael keeps killing him with guns

3. Michael wants to touch his hair all the time

4. Michael wants to try on Nandor's "extravagant" clothes

5. When Nandor told him that he was a vampire, Michael thought he was acting, just as he has his characters, he thought that Nandor had a character that was a vampire and he played along.

6. Michael sometimes makes jokes about Nandor's nationality, because Nandor is Persian and his kingdom was in Iran. So you expect a lot of jokes about terrorists.

7. Michael tries not to be offensive anymore with the topic that Nandor is a vampire, like, he gets offended when he sees people dressed as vampires (he dresses up as a vampire)

8. He puts on vampire teeth when he goes to Nandor's house, to understand the vampire culture/condition

9. Guillermo dislikes Michael

10. Guillermo tried to kill Michael several times, Michael does not know that Guillermo tried to kill him and wants to be his friend

11. Michael helps Guillermo with his family duties because he wants to be his little friend

12. Michael thinks that giving vials full of his blood to Nandor is a very good proof of love, but he faints every time he tries to draw blood.

13. He presumes that he has an "exotic" boyfriend due to Nandor's persian features.

14. He asked Oscar for advice to win him over and also to prepare because he knew he was going to be the bottom

15. While they were friends I bet they had friendship bracelets

16. Michael would definitely ask where the male clitoris is.

17. Michael and Nandor have nights for everything they do. A movie night, a karaoke night, a board game night, etc.

18. Michael bought a coffin to get used to when the time came. And he started sleeping during the day on the weekends. He put stikers on it, he has blankets and stuffed animals, in case Nandor comes too

19. Michael usually leaves work at 5 and goes home to do things, at 7-8 he goes to Nandor's house and probably returns home around 12 at night.

20. Nandor just wakes up at 8 and Michael is sleep-deprived, but generally he's just waiting for him like "😁", super happy and excited

21. In the end Guillermo warms up to him, because I'm genuinely sure that Michael thinks it's super cool to be a familiar. Think it's like being family or best friends

22. Michael tries to ensure that there are fewer people murdered for blood. He probably goes to blood banks to ask for blood or, failing that, he draws it himself. There have been many fainting

23. He has also tried to get Toby killed

24. When out with Nandor, Laszlo and Nadja, Michael tries to dress the same as them.

I'm so crazy about them that there are almost 50 HCs of them that me and my friend made

[blue-b-bro]

I've recently heard about hc that Laszlo has adhd and was like whaat why would you think that he's perfectly normal tho. And then I remembered I have adhd and yeah well

[constablequodo]

I was talking to the lovely @2offayyo-kzt about wwdits HCS and i decided to make a post about one of them.

The vampires can only get sick from drinking sick peoples blood, so if a human got sick they'd be fine.

This means that if Sean got sick, him and Laszlo would be able to cuddle without the risk of spreading it to Laszlo.

He'd also probably feel sorta cold,which would be nice for a fever.

Now, if LASZLO was sick, he'd be the most pathetic wet cat of a man ever. He'd spend most of his time asleep on Nadja and would constantly moan about how ill he felt when he was awake.

If this went on for a few days, I think they'd probably get a visit from a very worried Sean who just walks into the house like he lives there and stumbles upon Laszlo curled up asleep next to Nadja on one of the couchs.

I need. A sickfic of either of them actually

[shan-helsing]

what other songs do you guys think were stolen from laszlo. what songs seem like he wrote them. i wanna say something funny like welcome to the jungle was a cheap copy of laszlo's you're very welcome to my wife's jungle. or something stupid like that.

JUST GIVE ME LAZ HC'S. I WANT TO ROLL HIM IN MY BRAIN

[kowakunai]

〔KAZUHA'S FRIEND〕

a HC-based portrayal of

TOMOHISA KITAIN (kazuha's friend).

as penned by LASZLO.

CHAR.INFO、 CHAR.BACKGROUND、

ICON&PINNED ART CR、

+21MUN、(N)SFW、NOVELLA|MULTI-PARA

RULES&WRITER INFO UNDER THE CUT!

𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 ;;⠀⠀the writer is called Laszlo.

uses he/him pronouns and is +21 y/o. english isn't my mother language so please, bear that in mind.

i have no triggers.

friendly but a bit selective. IMs open to plotting and chatting. i accept asks/memes at any time.

i tend to prefer plotting instead of random memes ⸺ at least if you hope to build a connection to my muse over time.

i'm not saying it's impossible, just easier for me.

𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 ;;⠀⠀ activity might be sporadic, seeing as the writer tends to get distracted easily and might hyperfocus on specific things at a time.

don't press me for replies. i reply at my own pace, hounding me for them won't make replies come any faster.

𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 ;;⠀⠀as i said before, i am a bit selective. this is due to my interests and scarce time to write, i want to make sure my threads will be fun to me, as they should be to you.

i'm willing to write with most people, as long as you're not wanting to write questionable stuff (taboo themes for example).

i might use icons with my replies, but that doesn't mean you have to feel obligated to use them to write with me!

i will write with people outside my comfort zone, and might attempt to write with non-mutuals too. i encourage you to do the same to me! i love random asks&starters.

i will write with duplicates too. i'm not picky.

𝐃𝐍𝐈 ;;⠀⠀do not interact if you're a non-rp account, or if you condone racism of any kind, homophobia, transphobia, pedophilia, misogyny, ableism, etc. i won't interact with pro-shippers.

if you're into any of these things and i still interacted somehow, chances are i didn't realize yet. when i do, i will stop.

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 ;;⠀⠀this account will have content such as mentions of violence, foul language, suggestive themes, blood, death, manipulation, etc.

i will tag overly sexual themes or put such replies under a cut.

my preferred genres to write are: action, adventure, angst (bonus points if it comes with comfort at the end), romance, slice of life, humor.

i'm willing to write other stuff too!

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 ;;⠀⠀i love writing shippy stuff! but i won't let rps take this turn if you or your muse is a minor.

smut can be written with enough chemistry established, but won't be the focus of interactions. i will keep such interactions under a cut, as i said before.

[clochanamarch]

imagine. ur about to be adopted by this kind irish lady. she runs a diner in manhattan and has the money to send u to whatever university ur heart desires. u have siblings, ur own room, and all the love and therapy u deserve. u sit at the breakfast table on ur first morning at the apartment. "french toast?" a voice calls. u agree eagerly. then u turn around to see a massively tall dude with long horns use a longsword to slice into a loaf of bread, a shorter man with lanky dark hair idly sipping from a blood bag while reading a mixology coursebook, an insanely beautiful woman pouring tea from an ornate pot, her husband wearing a waistcoat with sweatpants, and ur new mother patiently replacing the sword with a breadknife as she walks over to see if u slept okay.