#last kiss day is about to become a national holiday

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i just know taylor's giggling thinking about the chaos she has plotted for speak now taylor's version release day

[themimicbird]

Currently Free Films & Series on YouTube

Version From: September 6, 2024

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Ballet Shoes (2007)

Adopted by an eccentric explorer, three orphans struggle to fulfill their ambitious dreams of being an actor, pilot, and ballet dancer. Being poor themselves they accept the offer of an free dance education and stage roles. The three sisters attempt to chance their dreams and make enough money to make ends meet.

Penelope (2008)

Born with the snout of a pig, young Penelope Wilhern spends life as a virtual prisoner in her home. Believing that the only way to break the curse is to marry one of her own kind, that of a high status, she meets a number of suitors but all reject her. Two devious men, one with a grudge against the family, hire a man to pose as a suitor, but complications arise when he begins to fall in love with Penelope, and she makes a bid for freedom.

Sparkle (2012)

In the tradition of "dreamgirls" comes this Cinderella based story. Three sisters from Harlem form a singing group and try to make it big which leads them to take a path of romance, tragedy, and finally triumph.

The Magic of Ordinary Days (1995)

Set during World War II, the poignant love story is about an unwed pregnant woman who is sent to a small Colorado town to marry a lonely farmer who agrees to raise her child as his own. Livy Dunne dreams of a career as an archaeologist until she becomes pregnant by a dashing soldier who leaves her behind.

Bring it on (2000)

The Toro cheerleading squad from Rancho Carne High School in San Diego has got sass and a killer routine that's sure to land them the national championship trophy for the 6th year in a row. But for newly-elected team captain Torrance, the Toros' road to total cheer glory takes a shady turn when she discovers that their perfectly-choreographed routines were in fact stolen from the Clovers, a hip-hop squad from East Compton, by the Toro's former captain.

Heathers (1988)

Veronica is part of the most popular clique at her high school, but she disapproves of the other girls' cruel behavior. When Veronica and her new boyfriend, J.D., confront clique leader Heather Chandler and accidentally poison her, they make it appear a suicide. Soon Veronica realizes that J.D. is intentionally killing students he does not like. She races to stop J.D. while also clashing with the clique's new leader, Heather Duke.

Just my Luck (2006)

As the luckiest woman in the world, Ashley has a wonderful life, which all changes after she kisses a stranger at a costume party. She sees everything turn into a living hell, as she realizes that she has unwittingly exchanged her good fortune for the stranger's bad luck.

October Sky (1999)

John Hickam is a West Virginia coal miner who loves his job and expects his sons, Jim and Homer, to follow in his footsteps. But Jim gets a football scholarship, and Homer becomes interested in rocket science after seeing Sputnik 1 crossing the sky. John disapproves of his son's new mania, but Homer begins building rockets with the help of friends and a sympathetic teacher. Rocketry, he hopes, will prove his ticket to a better life.

Free Birds (2013)

Pardoned by the president, a lucky turkey named Reggie gets to live a carefree lifestyle, until fellow fowl Jake recruits him for a history-changing mission. Jake and Reggie travel back in time to the year 1621, just before the first Thanksgiving. The plan: Prevent all turkeys from ever becoming holiday dinners. Unfortunately, the two birds encounter colonist Myles Standish, out to capture feathered friends for all the hungry Pilgrims.

The Last Unicorn (1982)

In this animated musical, the villainous King Haggard plots to destroy all the world's unicorns. When a young unicorn learns that she's in danger and that she may soon be the last of her kind, she leaves the safety of her protected forest and enlists the help of Schmendrick, a gentle, albeit clumsy, sorcerer. Together, they embark on a long and dangerous journey with one goal: to defeat Haggard and save the unicorns from extinction.

That Girl (1969) | 3 Seasons

From the small town of Brewster in upstate New York, Ann Marie has just moved to New York City on her own to pursue an acting career, much to the chagrin of her overprotective parents, Lew and Helen Marie, who see both Ann's chosen career and New York City as no place a young woman should navigate on her own. As Ann goes on one audition after another, she has to decide if any acting role is worth it in the long term of the serious actress she sees herself as being. In living her New York City life, Ann meets Donald Hollinger, a magazine writer, the two who fall for each other. Don is another aspect of New York that Lew in particular doesn't like, as although he knows deep down that Don is a good guy, no man is good enough in Lew's eyes for his daughter.

The Dick Van Dyke Show (1965) | 5 Seasons

Considered to be one of television's classics, "The Dick Van Dyke Show" centers on the personal and professional lives Rob Petrie, a writer on the fictional Alan Brady Show. He's happily married to former dancer Laura, and they have a young son, Ritchie. The plots generally revolve around problems at work -- where Rob got into various comedic jams with fellow writers Buddy Sorrell, Sally Rogers and producer Mel Cooley -- or at home.

Bridezillas (2012) | 8 Seasons

Godzilla has nothing on a bride-to-be planning her dream wedding, as evidenced by the aptly named `Bridezillas'. The docu-series follows women who were perfectly normal before wedding planning took over her life. Grimly determined to realize their `dream wedding' at all costs, these out-of-control brides make the time leading up to their day of days an utter nightmare for everyone around them. In the end, they hope all the stress and meltdowns are worth it and they have the perfect wedding they've been dreaming of since they were little.

Merlin (2012) | 4 Seasons

This action-packed fantasy-drama revisits the saga of King Arthur and his wizard, Merlin, by focusing on the two characters when they were ambitious young men struggling to understand their destinies. In this telling, Prince Arthur is known to be the heir to the throne (no sword from the stone here). And he is acquainted with all those who will one day form the legend of Camelot, including Lancelot, Guinevere, and Morgana. Merlin is also forced to deal with King Uther's Great Purge, which bans all use of magic.

A Perfect 14 (2020)

Exploring the fascinating world of plus-size modelling and the women involved who are fighting to reshape fashion and the standards of society.

[laele25]

To expound on my rant I began last night

If you refused to vote for Harris, you have doomed Palestine and Ukraine, and possibly eastern Europe. Trump has already said he will give Bibi what he wants and won't stand in Putin's way. He wanted to leave NATO last time, this time no one will stop him from doing it. Then Putin will invade Poland and we get to do war in Europe all over again. Oh goody. Once again, history in America is often taught by gym teachers and that might explain why most of my countrymen don't recognize a fascist regime when it's goosestepping towards them.

There will be no student loan forgiveness. Hell, expect to pay more in interest since you know they'll be trying to claw back the profits they lost during the Covid freeze and Biden's attempt to offer some relief. Kiss the SAVE act good-bye.

And the tariffs. For those of you still suffering under the delusions of 'Republicans are better on the economy', he added 8 trillion to National Debt you all hate so much last time. You think he's not going to give himself and his cronies a bigger tax cut this time? Everything will be more expensive, because rich guys like him exported manufacturing to foreign countries decades ago so they could pay starvation wages. And about that. Don't be surprised if they decrease minimum wage or do away with it completely. But hey, Trump promised to not tax tips. You know, because anybody is going to have any money for anything after prices on essentials like food triple. The Supreme Court is lost unless Biden goes nuclear and expands the court by four people. Which I don't see happening, because Democrats have repeatedly proven they can't learn from their mistakes. They will sit on their hands until January 6th, then surrender because 'peaceful transfer of power'.

You think infrastructure is bad now? Just wait. They're going to build their big, beautiful wall and let everything else crumble to dust while contractors fight for big checks to do minimal work. And for all you people who see Trump as the 'no new wars' president, I need to explain to you something. Congress declares war, not the president. So if the defense contractors aren't making enough money from the genocide of the Palestinians and the war on Ukraine, you can expect American boots be sent somewhere to terrorize some brown or black people for profit. And Trump can't do a thing about it, especially as all our generals hate him. About that. They hate him, they control all the guns and armor and he's tried to disenfranchise them and threatened to order them to murder American citizens. So a military coup is a possibility. This is not a good thing either. Military coups do not have a good history of 'restoring democracy'. And speaking of coups, all the Jan. 6 rioters will be pardoned and probably given medals next year. Expect the day to become a holiday in the Trump Riech where MAGAts walk to the capital to shit all over the democracy we once had again.

Oh and don't forget he promised us the Purge of people protesting him in any way. Can't have a fascist regime without a police state and suppressing of freedoms.

And of course, since he plans to dismantle the department of education and the EPA, so be sure to tell your kids how it was far more important to vote for a doddering old white man who promised to make them rich than for them to have an education or clean air and water.

So, all in all, the American experiment has failed miserably and the world is lucky, we won't drag it down with us. History doesn't bode well there either. Get your vaccines while they're still covered by insurance and available. Get long term birth control or sterilized, because banning birth control is also big on their agenda.

[3xm-draconic]

Bloodline of the Last Dragon.

Season 1/Episode 8: Dragonstone.

“WHAT?!” Mattilda screeched as her father covered his delicat elven ears.

The two had just sat down together to have brunch when he dropped the megaspell fire of news on her.

“We are moving to Riften, to live with your uncle” he sighed “I…Iam…“going back to work” and I want you close to home” he nodded.

“No, No!” she hissed, “Matti” he sighed, “NO, I’am not going to live in Riften and Iam not going to have you baby me anymore” Mattilda knew her father loved her but keeping her on a leash would only stunt her growth as a person, she needed to be free.

“Dumpling, the Thalmor-”, “I KNOW ABOUT IT DAD” she snapped “you’ve told me about it for years” she turned to him “but I’am not scared of them anymore, I mean why should I be?” she shrugged “If they wanna attack me let them fucking try, dad remember who your brother is…remember who you were and remember who we are associated with. If they wanna come for us, lets see how fucking far they get.”

Markus sighed “Matti…”, “oh and I’am leaving for the college, I finally have enough supplies and gold, I’am going to fulfill my dreams dad” she argued, Markus sighed “...will you write to me?...let me know if you're safe?”, Mattilda’s harsh face softened “of course dad, I love you” she hugged him.

“I…never ment to keep you so tightly to me, I know for you to be your own woman you need to stretch your wings and fly my little raven” he sighed “so, you’re right, go to the college and become a battle mage fit to conquer a nation, fly my little raven, fly high” he beamed proudly.

Mattilda got into her adventuring gear while her father spent some time chatting with Mau and Kit, she decided since he was out of the temple today was the day she would go and get the dragonstone.

She also would have to tell Cicero of her plans to go to the college…

“You're…leaving?!” he cried, “not today, I’ll be leaving at the end of the month. I’am going on an adventure to Bleak Falls Barrow today” she said as she held his hand “I’am sorry to spring this on you so suddenly…”

Cicero sighed, he knew how important this was to her…but he still wanted her to stay, to be close to him…

He didn’t want her to go…

“I’ll visit you during breaks and maybe if your…“family’s business”...takes you near Winterhold you can visit me” she smiled, Cicero gave a weak grin “Cicero already misses you, do you know when you’ll be on break?”, Mattilda sweetly kissed his cheek “on holidays and during the spring”.

She kissed him goodbye as she left to retrieve the dragonstone, Cicero already feeling melancholy and lonely as he watched her walk away…

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(Bleak Falls Barrow)

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Getting into the barrow wasn’t as tough as Mattilda had thought it to be, sure the bandits and draugr were a problem but nothing he magick or skills in the claw dances could not overcome.

Leaping like an agile hare through traps and around dangerous hazards she made her way to the main antichamber where a strange wall stood before her…

From what that one bandit trapped in spider web had told her, the claw he had stolen from Lucan and Camilla would open it…but how?

Mattilda studied the claw and noticed a pattern of symbols down its palm that matched the symbols on the door, if she aligned them just right and used the claw in the socket…

The door hissed and cracked as it sunk into the ground, “huh…interesting…” she pondered.

 Past the puzzle-door she found the main chamber and there before her was a wall of some kind scratched in an ancient language, words on the wall glowed and called out to her…

“Bo Dovahkiin. Dahmaan Ahrk Mindok.” said the booming warbled voices coming from the wall…

“Remember?...remember what?” Mattilda pondered as she approached the wall, the glow growing ever brighter…

“Tinvaak Hin Zul”, “speak? What..what am I to say?” she pondered the light enveloping her vision, nothing but the words were burned into her eyes…

“Thu’um”...

Her ears were filled with the sudden cacophony of voices, all saying…no…shouting, chanting the same words over and over again in her mind…

FUS. RO. DAH.

It became too much and Mattilda opened her mouth to scream…only for her to join in on the chorus…

“FFFFUS RO DAHHHH!” she bellowed out and a thunderous shockwave of strange ancient magicka belted forth from her lips, the roar that emanated from deep inside her resonated and echoed within the chamber causing it to shake like an avalanche.

The sarcophagus that had been resting peacefully behind her suddenly burst open…

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(Falkreath)

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Markus sat with Mau’Mau on the back porch and shared with her a smoke pipe, “she wasn’t too much trouble was she?” Markus asked Mau as he took a few puffs, “no, no sugarbean has always been a treat to watch over” she hummed as he passed the pipe back to her, “any news on her besides her new adventuring life path?” he pondered.

Mau looked unsure for a moment…

“Markus…” she purred somewhat curiously “have you considered who your daughter…courts?”, Markus pondered that… 

He never really thought about it before since there weren't many suitors back in Helgen, but he trusted that she would find a good man.

Kit’Tay came out with a tray of cookies and tea, “you should tell him dear, better for him to know rather than to find out”, Mau flattened her ears in distress “oh…darling wife of mine…will you go get us some moonsugarcubes?, I’d like to have my tea sweet before I tell him”, “tell me what?” Markus grew concerned.

Mau sighed “your daughter has…found a man”, Markaus smiled “well that's wonderful news! Oh what is he? A woodsman, a hunter, a fisherman?” he pondered giddily to Mau.

There was a knock at the door.

“I’ll get it” Kit purred, Mau looked to Markus “oh he’s…well…he’s…he’s something” she said as she sipped her tea.

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(Whiterun fort tower guard post)

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The dragon was massive, covered in gleaming white and blue scales, frost belched from its maw freezing everything it touched.

“We still have men inside!” one guard cried out to Irileth, she turned to her squadron of guards, she knew they would not be enough to take on a dragon.

But from the ranks walking past them up to the fort was that mage girl, the one who had brought the dragon stone “what are you doing!?” She cried as she rushed to stop her but the mage girl pushed her back with her staff.

The dragon soard over head and swooped down at them like a hawk, the mage girl stood her grown and when the dragon was before her ready to snatch her off the grown…

“FFFFUSSS ROOO DAHHHH!” she shouted…

The dragon was thrown backwards out of the sky and tumbled to the earth…

While the beast was vulnerable on its back the mage girl leaped into the air with poise and grace like that of a butterfly, she produced a bounded blade a conjured weapon from oblivion and struck down upon the dragon’s chest, plunging the erie violet blade deep into its heart.

The dragon roared its last, a heavy breathy rattling gurgel…

Mattilda had no idea what had overcome her, she just knew one thing…she was to fight and slay this dragon.

Irelith approached her “by the gods…” she shuttered “you killed it”, “AN NOT ONLY THAT, LOOK!” a guard shouted, Mattilda watched as some sort of energy flowed from the dragon and into her…

It felt like a warm blanket had been wrapped around her yet at the same time it was like the feeling of touching lightning…

“You…” the guards gawked

“You are Dragonborn.”

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[lesmislettersdaily]

Tholomyès Is So Merry That He Sings A Spanish Ditty

Volume 1: Fantine; Book 3: In The Year 1817; Chapter 4: Tholomyès Is So Merry That He Sings A Spanish Ditty

That day was composed of dawn, from one end to the other. All nature seemed to be having a holiday, and to be laughing. The flower-beds of Saint-Cloud perfumed the air; the breath of the Seine rustled the leaves vaguely; the branches gesticulated in the wind, bees pillaged the jasmines; a whole bohemia of butterflies swooped down upon the yarrow, the clover, and the sterile oats; in the august park of the King of France there was a pack of vagabonds, the birds.

The four merry couples, mingled with the sun, the fields, the flowers, the trees, were resplendent.

And in this community of Paradise, talking, singing, running, dancing, chasing butterflies, plucking convolvulus, wetting their pink, open-work stockings in the tall grass, fresh, wild, without malice, all received, to some extent, the kisses of all, with the exception of Fantine, who was hedged about with that vague resistance of hers composed of dreaminess and wildness, and who was in love. “You always have a queer look about you,” said Favourite to her.

Such things are joys. These passages of happy couples are a profound appeal to life and nature, and make a caress and light spring forth from everything. There was once a fairy who created the fields and forests expressly for those in love,—in that eternal hedge-school of lovers, which is forever beginning anew, and which will last as long as there are hedges and scholars. Hence the popularity of spring among thinkers. The patrician and the knife-grinder, the duke and the peer, the limb of the law, the courtiers and townspeople, as they used to say in olden times, all are subjects of this fairy. They laugh and hunt, and there is in the air the brilliance of an apotheosis—what a transfiguration effected by love! Notaries’ clerks are gods. And the little cries, the pursuits through the grass, the waists embraced on the fly, those jargons which are melodies, those adorations which burst forth in the manner of pronouncing a syllable, those cherries torn from one mouth by another,—all this blazes forth and takes its place among the celestial glories. Beautiful women waste themselves sweetly. They think that this will never come to an end. Philosophers, poets, painters, observe these ecstasies and know not what to make of it, so greatly are they dazzled by it. The departure for Cythera! exclaims Watteau; Lancret, the painter of plebeians, contemplates his bourgeois, who have flitted away into the azure sky; Diderot stretches out his arms to all these love idyls, and d’Urfé mingles druids with them.

After breakfast the four couples went to what was then called the King’s Square to see a newly arrived plant from India, whose name escapes our memory at this moment, and which, at that epoch, was attracting all Paris to Saint-Cloud. It was an odd and charming shrub with a long stem, whose numerous branches, bristling and leafless and as fine as threads, were covered with a million tiny white rosettes; this gave the shrub the air of a head of hair studded with flowers. There was always an admiring crowd about it.

After viewing the shrub, Tholomyès exclaimed, “I offer you asses!” and having agreed upon a price with the owner of the asses, they returned by way of Vanvres and Issy. At Issy an incident occurred. The truly national park, at that time owned by Bourguin the contractor, happened to be wide open. They passed the gates, visited the manikin anchorite in his grotto, tried the mysterious little effects of the famous cabinet of mirrors, the wanton trap worthy of a satyr become a millionaire or of Turcaret metamorphosed into a Priapus. They had stoutly shaken the swing attached to the two chestnut-trees celebrated by the Abbé de Bernis. As he swung these beauties, one after the other, producing folds in the fluttering skirts which Greuze would have found to his taste, amid peals of laughter, the Toulousan Tholomyès, who was somewhat of a Spaniard, Toulouse being the cousin of Tolosa, sang, to a melancholy chant, the old ballad gallega, probably inspired by some lovely maid dashing in full flight upon a rope between two trees:—

“Soy de Badajoz,

Amor me llama,

Toda mi alma,

Es en mi ojos,

Porque enseñas,

A tuas piernas.

“Badajoz is my home,

And Love is my name;

To my eyes in flame,

All my soul doth come;

For instruction meet

I receive at thy feet”

Fantine alone refused to swing.

“I don’t like to have people put on airs like that,” muttered Favourite, with a good deal of acrimony.

After leaving the asses there was a fresh delight; they crossed the Seine in a boat, and proceeding from Passy on foot they reached the barrier of l’Étoile. They had been up since five o’clock that morning, as the reader will remember; but bah! there is no such thing as fatigue on Sunday, said Favourite; on Sunday fatigue does not work.

About three o’clock the four couples, frightened at their happiness, were sliding down the Russian mountains, a singular edifice which then occupied the heights of Beaujon, and whose undulating line was visible above the trees of the Champs-Élysées.

From time to time Favourite exclaimed:—

“And the surprise? I claim the surprise.”

“Patience,” replied Tholomyès.

[butterfliesareeternal]

I think I’m going to start writing my life on this wall again, it will prevent me from writing about you, for you, and it will do me good too.

I will start where I left off last time, when I went back to high school, I had repeated 2 times (the preparatory course when I was 6 years old, and the 3rd in college when I was 15 years old), so I am 16 years old in my first year of high school in second general.

It had been 3 years since I followed my father on weekends to be a DJ, and I invested all my pocket money in Knight of the Zodiac and role-playing games, for video games, apart from those for game consoles, I had hacked them all for my Atari 1040 ste, then later for my pc.

In music I started with the drums 🥁, then the trumpet 🎺, and then the guitar around the age of 14. The girls were friends and nothing more... I was what is called a geek with his double DJ life (it was every weekend and during the summer holidays), which allowed me to be with my dad and then earn a lot of pocket money.

It’s because on New Year’s Eve, my father was speechless and I had to accompany him from the top of my 13 years to make all the announcements on the microphone with my little voice, I still remember this large room where 300 people sitting at the table looking at me and listening to me announce the dishes and the course of the evening, everything started that evening.

And then it never stopped...

So, I was coming out of Paulhan College where all the idiots constantly harassed me in a barbaric and horrible way, to go back to Pézenas High School where my life might change.

Bad news: some of my tortors who went to vocational high school took the same bus as me, and during the journeys I received threats, insults and spit. I didn’t want to go anymore!!! So I stopped taking the bus, and I was going by bike, which will also make me lose my obesity that I had. So, whether it’s raining, selling, snowing, I did the 8 kms by bike, morning and evening, every day. I left my bike either with my grandparents (where my apartment is) or with my friend Arnaud whom I had received with his arms wide open when he went down to the south to settle with his parents. He was a very intelligent and brilliant boy who made us discover role-playing games, went to high school and then I joined him the following year (having repeated), and Paulhan he and his parents had moved to live in Pézenas.

In this high school the students were all like very wise lambs, and I found myself in a class with the best students (I had kept my computer and Latin option plus the 2 modern languages), what a change, no one bothered me, I had friends and respect. That’s where I had my first rock and pop music band: Alcatraz!!! As well as the first concerts. And I always with my friends, my toys, my games and my music, the girls I didn’t think about it.

Then comes the end of the year, Arnaud tells me that his cousin Marie laure from Normandy came on vacation during this summer 1992, and for fun I told him that if I went out with her we would be cousins, jokingly. But he made fun of me a little and told me that it would be impossible because although she was the same age as me, she had had her Baccalaureate and was going back to University and I was still doubling... One more year of general second and then we were not of the same social level.

It bothered me a little and I bet her that I would go out with her.

On July 14 I hosted the national holiday as a DJ in Usclas l’Herault and for the first time I was going to use my DJ status to go out with a girl. And yes, I had to know how to do it, I had never kissed a girl before, I had to train before meeting Marie Laure. So during the evening, a pretty blonde looked at me and then I spent a while with her, I would know that later it was Laetitia, the one who would later become Johnny Halliday’s last wife. Well, in short... Personally I found it disgusting to put my tongue in a mouth that stinks of tobacco... But hey, necessity makes laws.

Arnaud calls me and tells me to come that his cousin has arrived. I’m going, I’m going up to the first floor of the villa, and she was in Pézenas, she had to be there in a few minutes. When we hear the front door open at the bottom, with Arnaud we move towards the stairs to welcome her.

I stood at the top of the stairs while she went up, I first discovered her wavy black hair, then her whitish face that freckles came to illuminate her Amazon green look, thin pink lips, a superb smile, my heart almost exploded! I was in love for the first time and for the first time I had another look at the woman.

She made me think of a mix between Sharon Stone, because she had a lot of class, haloed with great intelligence, and Kate Winslet both in her appearance and in the way of being (I don’t personally know these actresses, but what I think I perceive from them). She was small and very pretty.

She didn’t look at me like the other girls looked at me, we spent a lot of time together, at Arnaud’s, at Sans Soucis Park, at the cinema to see Basic Instinct, the days passed and the date of her departure was inexorably approaching.

One morning, we were in the park in front of the swans, sitting on a bench at the bottom out of sight, we took each other’s hand, dancing on our skins with our fingers caressing, we got closer to each other and we kissed, then we couldn’t get away, we were in heaven. There were 2 days left when we spent all our time together kissing and caressing each other. When she left, she and I were very sad, and we promised to write and call each other.

I no longer remembered the bet with Arnaud, it was he who told me: « you won » and crying I told him that I didn’t care at all because I loved this girl. And he overtolded that this story would never hold the road, that we would forget each other, that it was just a holiday love. This story lasted 2 years 2 months and 14 days (that’s what was written on the box where I put all his letters). And we still see each other today, we share a meal at the restaurant, we talk, we walk, and sometimes a long kiss is established between us.

The rest soon...

[rangikuxmatsumoto]

He's definitely going to need to cut down some after this.

Most would be oblivious to such holiday, but in several years of their relationship, it has certainly become a habit of sorts to find these odd festivities as special excuses to celebrate. This time, the blond would be persuaded (read: rushed) into entering her Gigai - meaning, this time it took place in the World of the Living. The amount of organization he's done for this... Definitely wasn't enough. But such, are worries for later.

Standing in-front of a spacious bath room, a large tub in the middle with water still running; bubbles and foam forming progressively, overflowing from the spacious tub's edges as Ikkaku opted to casually ignore the overflowing water levels. God bless the World of the Living and their wacky solutions to problem. "Did you know?" He started, taking the lead and removing his clothes in one swoop; lacking his Fundoshi, as he naturally prepared for this occasion more than she had - as usual, leaving the details to be a surprise of sorts. "Today's bubble bath day!"

An odd thing to celebrate, certainly. Especially considering the concept barely existed, far as he was concerned. But it was highly likely the Female Shinigami Association knew more about it than, well, most anybody else. Definitely not anyone in the 11th. Promptly taking her hand in his, the bald man dipped in the hot water, wincing at the temperature. Nothing he wasn't used to through hot springs, but still unpleasant upon initial entry. "Never knew what we're gettin' into, so. Consider yourself lucky enough to have this first with me!" He declared, plopping himself comfortably into the water - causing the level to rise further. Perhaps splashing some on his girlfriend in the process. Definitely not by choice.

Fine. Maybe by choice.

A luxurious hotel reserved in the World of the Living, with the best facility his lackluster research skills could allow. A big hit to his wallet? Absolutely. Worth it? Absolutely. ...Hopefully. So far, this bubble bath thing wasn't too exciting. But still -- "Happy Bubble Bath Day, or whatever. Now get in!"

Unprompted Asks | Always Accepting

Most couples celebrated their anniversary – if they were the sentimental sort, perhaps even ‘their first kiss’, but dating anniversaries gave way to wedding anniversaries. There were of course the holidays designed for couples, Valentine’s Day, White Day. And of course, couple or not, one always celebrated birthdays. But there were so many holidays to celebrate – some stranger than others – and between the two of them, they managed to make each one more memorable and meaningful than the last.

Hands firmly held in one another’s grasps she trailed a step behind him as he led her down the street in the World of the Living. Most of their silly celebrations didn’t take them here – was there a National Shopping Day? Were they going shopping? Her hopes of a shopping spree were slowly being dashed as they passed by store after store without stopping. Not even for that absolutely adorable dress on the mannequin in the window!

Ugh. On the way back, they were definitely stopping.

Nothing had prepared her for him, leading her into the grandest hotel she had ever laid her eyes on – nor the luxurious spa like set up of the bathroom. Water cascaded down the side of the tub but didn’t spill out upon the marble floor – only the fallen heaps of bubbles sat like fluffy white clouds plucked from the sky to adorn the space. It was a blink, and you’d miss it moment, the way he disrobed so effortlessly, once again leading her towards the intended destination.

“Bubble bath day…” She remarked, a sly little smirk growing on her features as he eased into the hot water. His presence disrupted the water, more spilling out, splashing the hem of her long skirt. “All this for a bubble bath…” Still, she wasn’t about to complain, not when he had clearly gone through quite the trouble to arrange all this for them. Clothing was effortlessly discarded before she stepped forth, placing a hand upon his shoulder to steady herself as she stepped in. The water was certainly warm and after a brief adjustment she sank down, letting the bubbles pool around her chest and up to her chin.

Hands swept small piles of bubbles into a larger collection before her hands dipped under the water to scoop them up into her palms, the free water spilled as she moved over to gently place the crown of bubbles upon his head before she shifted, sinking down into his lap, back against his chest, head lulling upon his shoulder as her eyes fell half closed.

“Happy Bubble Bath Day, Ikkaku.”

[financialsmatter]

Sunday Funnies, If You're Not Offended...

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where today, millions of people around the world will be reenacting the decline of the Roman Empire’s version of ‘Bread and Circuses’ in what we call watching the Super Bowl.       As a result, most people will forget certain events that happened last week that we purposefully want to bring to your attention. Starting with…Last Sunday’s Grammy Awards featuring Satanic worship in all of its ungodly glory.   Ironically (or NOT) Putin called the US out on this several years ago. But he’s the one who’s being demonized (pun intended) as a propagandist by the WEST.       But not to be outdone by the Satanists, CNN hailed our resident Brandon’s State of the Union (SOTU) address as one of the greatest in recent history. LMAO! But the Liberals were shocked at how the disrespectful Republicans spoke out and interrupted the Stink Meister’s address. And they very conveniently forgot how Nancy Pelosi gave new meaning to the term disrespectful. Proving that if it weren’t for double standards, they wouldn’t have ANY standards at all.       And while it was mostly erratic and off the wall, the SOTU subtly confirmed what we’ve been saying that the O’Biden administration is forcing WW3 with Russia.       In summary here’s how the good citizens of America responded to the SOTU address.       Needless to say, that the bizarro world we’re living in is becoming more bizarro every day. But that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies. You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons in an effort to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times. Because when it’s all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then. Why? Laughter is good for your soul. And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII. It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings. And please remember: The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs. It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at. And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory. So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe. And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in. As always, we remind you: As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails. Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful… *********************************** Many Are Still Wondering Why Jill Biden Went Out of Her Way to Plant a Major Kiss On the Lips of Kamala Harris’ Husband, Doug Emhoff At the SOTU.       *********************************** And As the World Watched the KISS…       ************************************ Later That Night…       *********************************** The Viewership Numbers Are in for Brandon’s SOTU Address       ************************************** And While Hundreds of Liberals Clapped As If What Brandon Said Was a Good Idea…       ************************************ How to Get Double the Effect Out of Another Commercialized Holiday…             ******************************* That Awkward Moment At a Social Gathering…       *************************************** A Friendly Reminder to Al Gore and All the Climate Change Zealots Out There…       ************************************* What You Think About When Your Doctor Says…       ************************************* In Case You Missed it…       ******************************** In Addition to Destroying Food Plants in America…       *********************************** And While We’re On the Subject of Chickens…       ************************************ Notice the Date (2004) and Notice it Says “Kenyan Born”       ************************************ What Would the “Sunday Funnies” Be Without a Meme About Guns?       ************************************ And What Would a “Sunday Funnies” be Without a Reparations Meme? Maybe It’s Time to Consider A New Twist for Reparations…       *********************************** And What Would a “Sunday Funnies” be Without a Meme About “Going Green/Climate Change/New World Order/Compliance?”       *************************************** And While We’re On the Subject of “Going Green…”       *********************************** And What Would a “Sunday Funnies” be Without a Meme About “Diversity?”       ************************************* And What Would a “Sunday Funnies” be Without a “Distraction” Meme?       ************************************** Millennials, Ask Your Parents/Grandparents, How it Seems Like Only Yesterday…       ******************************** Visualizing Bread, Garlic Bread, and Gluten Free Bread       ********************************* A “Blast From the Past” Resurfaces in Brandon’s SOTU Address       *********************************** What They Say vs What They Mean       ******************************** Do You Remember This?       ********************************** When the Truth Becomes Obvious…       ************************************* How Anyone With a Soul Should Respond to the 2023 Grammy Awards Take no part in the worthless pleasures of evil and darkness, but instead, rebuke and expose them. 12 It would be shameful even to mention here those pleasures of darkness that the ungodly do. 13 But when you expose them, the light shines in upon their sin and shows it up, and when they see how wrong they really are, some of them may even become children of light! 14 That is why God says in the Scriptures, “Awake, O sleeper, and rise up from the dead; and Christ shall give you light.” 15-16 So be careful how you act; these are difficult days. Don’t be fools; be wise: make the most of every opportunity you have for doing good. ~ Ephesians 5:11-16 ~ (The Living Bible translation)       ******************************* One Positive Result from Brandon’s SOTU       ********************************* And What Would the “Sunday Funnies” be Without a Basic Science Meme?       ******************************** Last But Certainly Not Least, What Would the “Sunday Funnies” be Without a Conspiracy Theory/Covid Meme?               ********************************* ********************************* That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies. And throughout the Political Chaos of 2023, you can expect us to poke fun at the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual. However, if you want to see more risqué and/or R-Rated memes you can find them (HERE). As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face. We definitely love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming. And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2023 and beyond (HERE). In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members. Caution: They may get offended. But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often. And be sure to tell them… We’re Not Just About Finance…but we use finance to give you hope. See You Next Sunday… Invest with confidence. Sincerely, James Vincent The Reverend of Finance Copyright © 2023 It's Not Just About Finance, LLC, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you opted in via our website. Read the full article

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Thursday, November 24, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: LOVE, LIZZO (Crave TV) CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION (Paramount +)

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE (NBC Feed) A CHRISTMAS MYSTERY (Premiering on November 26 on Crave at 7:00pm) HOLIDAY HARMONY (Premiering on November 27 on Crave at 7:05pm) MY SOUTHERN FAMILY CHRISTMAS (Premiering on December 02 on W Network at 8:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA I LOVE MY DAD

CRAVE TV A CHRISTMAS MYSTERY HOLIDAY HARMONY     LOVE, LIZZO MERRY KISS CAM

NETFLIX CANADA FIRST LOVE THE NOEL DIARY

FIFA WORLD CUP SOCCER (TSN/TSN3) 4:45am: Switzerland vs. Cameroon (TSN/TSN3) 7:45am: Uruguay vs. Korea Republic (TSN/TSN3) 10:45am: Portugal vs. Ghana (TSN/TSN3) 1:45pm: Brazil vs. Serbia (TSN/TSN3) 8:30pm: Match of the Day

DAVIS CUP (SN1) 10:00am: Quarterfinal - Germany vs. Canada

NFL FOOTBALL (TSN4/TSN5) 12:30pm: Bills vs. Lions (TSN4/TSN5) 4:30pm: Giants vs. Cowboys (TSN/TSN4/TSN5) 8:15pm: Patriots vs. Vikings

NCAA FOOTBALL (TSN2) 7:00pm: Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss

SNOWED IN FOR CHRISTMAS (City TV) 8:00pm:  A snowstorm derails au pair Kaley's plans to go home for the holidays, so she becomes determined to teach the girls she watches about the magic of Christmas.

THE FIFTH ESTATE (CBC) 9:00pm: Classified documents found in Donald Trump’s Mar-a-lago home are the subject of a criminal investigation in the United States. But The Fifth Estate reveals the find also set off alarm bells in Ottawa.

NATIONS AT WAR (APTN) 9:00pm: In the 1800s, the Russian Empire sought to rule Alaska with an iron fist, but the Tlingit wouldn't surrender their land or freedom without a fight. They used guerrilla tactics and raids on trading posts to limit Russian expansion in the region.

THE LAZARUS PROJECT (Showcase) 9:00pm: As George's plan is about to be executed, he is faced with a decision that will change everything.

LAST OF THE GIANTS (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE):  Cyril Chauquet and his team are dropped into the middle of the wildest environments on the planet with the sole mission of collecting vital specimens that could save species from extinction.

GOING NATIVE (APTN) 9:30pm: In this episode, Drew meets with an Indigenous chocolate sculptor and visits Toronto's Harborfront to witness a street art installation conceived by Jay Soule. Witness how these artists are transforming mainstream pop culture.

PAMELA'S GARDEN OF EDEN (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: When Pamela and her team start from scratch to come up with a brand-new design plan for the Boathouse, the pressure starts to take a toll on designer Francesca, who worries she's getting in the way of Pamela's dreams. Meanwhile, the construction crew are creating a romantic garden space for Pamela, but are under strict orders not to disturb a single pumpkin in the process!

THE GREAT BIG TINY DESIGN CHALLENGE WITH SANDI TOKSVIG (Makeful) 10:00pm:  The miniaturists race against the clock to create miniature toiletries for a 1920s bathroom, including tiny perfume bottles and shaving brushes.

UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDS (Nat Geo Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE):  Remarkable humans and animals care for adopted babies in need.

CANADIAN REFLECTIONS (CBC) 11:30pm:  Receiver*/Life Support

BLOOD IN THE SNOW FILM FESTIVAL (Super Channel Fuse) 12:00am:  Strange murderous creatures roam the streets, and a group of neighbors are trapped inside a house; they struggle to survive when someone starts killing the others, and the world has shifted.

[vaultingfist]

Meropide's administrator had quite the workload to catch up on after the holidays; once the spirit of the season departed it seemed that good behavior went out the window just like every year. Life went on, but thoughts of Furina remained persistent in his mind, thinking of the touch of her lips, the kind eyes she looked up to him with, and the burdens she was so set on carrying herself. Their last encounter ended on a satisfying note, something he wished he could have changed, but fate had something else in store.

When the holidays ended, so did the good behavior that came along with it; people of Fontaine were lining up by the dozen for entry into Meropide, living space was tightening, supplies were running tight, and they had more labor than they could handle. Wriothesley was trapped in his office, unable to continue the steady stream of visits he paid the nation's superstar. Day after day was filled with nothing but paperwork and an unholy amount of coffee. The Duke had received Furina's letters, holding them close, opening them, and gifted him with a faint bit of her scent, bringing the stinging but also warm memories of her. They were tuckered away into his inner coat after he sent return letters, the latter stuck in the mailing system's major backlog.

But one day, a certain letter of interest was intercepted and given to the Duke to investigate. Upon opening the letter, his eyes would quiver, fists clenched, and he immediately departed the fortress and took the next boat to Port Ormos. The only thing left of his presence was a cup of tea and a napkin on his desk. Whatever was in that letter triumphed over the fortress's importance to him; it would survive without him if he never returned.

Sumeru's jungle's sticky and sweltering air would naturally torment someone as well-dressed and covered as Wriothesley. Fortunately, a steady stream of cool air emitted from his vision, permitting him to travel and investigate the port properly without even breaking a sweat... Days were spent extracting information from vendors about the letter's contents; the closer he got on the trail, the more suspicious his prey became. At long last, he tailed the group of eremites to the Djafar tavern, taking a cozy seat behind them to eavesdrop and a cup of chai to help calm the nerves. The cocky band bragged about their recent operation over wine, letting the foul alcohol loosen their tongues for him. Just as they were about to get to what he wanted. A voice that he considered pleasant all his life uttered sheer dread to his ears.

The sound of his name sprung the eremites into action, drawing their weapons and launching a knife towards the woman. "Look out!" The duke cried as he lunged to take the blow for her, the blade becoming lodged in his left shoulder. In a split second, he kicked up one of the tables and launched it with a gust of cryo energy towards the group, sending a few flying as it burst. The few that pressed forward were met with a flurry of punches, every hit with precision and oozed out slabs of malleable cryo that would freeze on touch, trapping them in place. The leader of the gang was only slowed by the attack, an ailment that would prove damning as he attempted to draw dual blades from their frozen sheathes. In the blink of an eye, the fontainian would let out an onslaught of punches to vital points, bringing down the eremite leader onto the floor beneath the ground.

Groaning from the blade in his back, he stepped his boot onto the head of his enemy. Cryo mustering around his foot, threatening to end his life there. "With the dirt, I have on you, the guards would thank me for ending you. Just a little more pressure, and you can kiss your brains goodbye. Now then...." The next few words would be whispered between the two men. The results proved enough for the Duke to spare the gang, turning his back away and dusting off his boots. "Be thankful she's here. I wouldn't dream of exposing what rotten insides you lot have in her presence."

Then, like a dime flip, a softer side was now prevalent in Wriothesley. The bloodlust and wrath were gone without a trace. He even went as far as to place a hefty bag of Mora into the hands of the owner. Clearly compensation for the mess he made."Thank you for the chai; it was superb." At long last he could properly address the woman who never failed to make his heart a mushy mess." Furina, you shouldn't be here. What's going on?" Hands patted her arms, going as far as to lift her by the chin with his fingers to inspect. "You're not hurt are you?"

@vaultingfist / the holiday seasons have concluded & things for furina have more or less gone back to normal. her normal being having not much else to do aside from picking up a commission or two at the adventurer's guild. given the success of both the little oceanid & the two musketeers film that she directed, furina was not just a hot topic around the streets of fontaine ( she was already before all of that ), but she was also actively sought out by many wanting to make it big. that in itself was not a problem - work was work & she was sure many would love to be in her position. the regina was not ungrateful & she recognized where fortune smiled down upon her. it was a problem of the volume of people that sought her out & their persistence that was the issue & core of the problem. why was it that every time she desired not to have any attention upon her she somehow always managed to earn herself buckets full of it? regardless, the liveliness of it all was a silver lining. it kept her on her toes & made her forget about the pit of loneliness that would no doubt try to consume her.

speaking of silver linings, it has been a while since she's last seen wriothesley.

as the duke of meropide she was aware that was a given, she resigned herself to the fact that she would see him less & less, but ... outside of perhaps one other person & her entourage, wriothesley was by far the closest & realest thing to a friend she had. perhaps it was selfish of her but she missed spending time with him.

furina had written a letter or two to the fortress, but they had gone unanswered which didn't surprise her so much. he must be busy. she sure was getting a taste of how her people must have felt having to wait to even see her at all.

however, furina made do. she hardly sat in her apartment all day sulking, she kept herself busy. so much so that furina took a rather bold move & picked up a commission that required her to travel to sumeru's ormos port & deliver some ingredients from fontaine to a local restaurant there. the journey there was by boat & the ride was thankfully uneventful even if perhaps every now & then she felt like there were a little too many eyes on her, but she dismissed that to being the fact that many recognized who she was given her fame. even though she has been training & now she had a couple of tricks up her sleeve, furina knew she had yet to unlock her full potential with this particular vision she had on her person.

port ormos was a wonderous place to furina & since she received her pay here after the goods she was in charge of taking care of she quite honestly was in no hurry to leave. selfish possibly, but maybe this was the distraction that she needed at the moment.

everything about this place fascinated her down to the very last small thing. it made the smile upon her face remain constant, not once faltering. the smell of food even more so. it only succeeded in reminding her & her stomach that she was hungry. she'll spend some of the mora she just earned from the commission she just finished to treat herself then. it's decided!

furina stood behind someone who was in line to order from the window of a restaurant & while she waited she indulged further upon the view here until her eyes found something familiar to latch on to. she blinked, surely she must be seeing things or her eyes were playing tricks on her. that couldn't possibly be wriothesley could it? it looked like he was drinking something & he very much looked real from here, but there was just no way, it couldn't possibly be him.

' wriothesley? ' her curiosity got the best of her & she stepped out of the line she was on for her food, approaching him instead. what was he doing in port ormos? sumeru as a whole, truly.

[abyssruler]

The traveler is sick of those horny immortals lol. Imagine one quest being babysitting the kids just so these archons can bang their hot milf wife. Would Xiao count as Zhongli’s kid, too? Oh, and Scara being all uwu with his scarier sister is just *chef’s kiss*

Liyue legit going bonkers after each dragon baby???? Yes. Birthdays? National holidays. And then Zhongli fakes his death and there’s talk about maybe one of the kids taking on geo daddy’s position or something. So much potential for drama! How would they make the kids keep the secret? With a lot of struggles. The adepti showing up to bestow gifts on each dragon baby like the three good fairies from Sleeping Beauty.

Ei just vibing with her wife. Chilling while fondling each other and making out. So fun. So cool. Nothing to stress about here. Occasionally taking out their kids on a family outing with Scara being the cutest eldest child that he is. Like. Let them be happy!!!

Venti literally sobbing in Angel’s Share because he was NTR’d by two archons and Diluc just goes ????? every single time until Venti shows up with the rest of them and their kids. (Venti can recognize Reader anywhere anytime because he knows that ass better than anyone.)

I just mhmmmhhnnnngg this AU HAS ME BY THE THROAT

YES YES YES TO ALL OF THIS!!

zhongli’s kids would definitely have their eyes on the geo archon seat after he fakes his death. they can’t have scara getting all the glory of being the only sibling who’s an archon. zhongli suggests they make a tournament - whoever manages to stay awake until zhongli ends his lecture about the responsibilities of ruling liyue and going through its entire history and culture wins. none of them last an hour. the seat of the geo archon remains empty up to this day. fun little fact tho! zhongli didn’t tell them his plans to fake his death so they all thought he actually died. they were on the verge of tearing down liyue until you appeared and said ‘it’s a prank!’ they also help the adepti and the qixing in fighting osial!!

xiao is the honorary brother that scara refuses to acknowledge bc it would mean he’s not the eldest anymore. he half-raised those kids bc god knows their parents were too busy banging each other and spawning more of them. scara is actually a really good ruler!! the raiden shogun balances his softer side. xiao, scara, and raiden shogun basically half-raised their siblings. they bonded over it <3

AND VENTI LMAOO he would lament to diluc and the traveler about those two archons who “seduced his beloved priestess.” at windrise when venti’s telling traveler abt morax, he says something along the lines of “oh, and don’t trust that old geezer too much he’s a backstabbing little bitch who stole my wife.” traveler actually has a very different experience in this au. mostly bc traveler has to be the mediator whenever the three archons start complaining about the other ‘hogging you all to themself’.

venti arrives in mondstadt during the windblume festival with three other people and a boatload of other people who suspiciously look like a mix of their features. it’s better to not ask anything. jean didn’t ask to host that year’s festival with two additional gods and the high priestess herself who’s been quiet for centuries until now. oh, and now the electro archon is here in a grumpy mood, asking why they didn’t invite him over. um, probably because you have a whole country to rule? jean thinks it’s time for a vacation.

on a more serious note tho, their decisions could create a huge succession war on liyue. each kid fighting to become the geo archon. it could replace the inazuma archon quest since the traveler wouldn’t really encounter much problems there with scara as the electro archon. maybe scara gets involved at the succession war at some point as the eldest and the traveler gets dragged along. reader, ei, zhongli, and venti are all just watching and enjoying their retirement. it’s only a matter of time before the succession for the anemo archon’s position was put into question. luckily for them, venti doesn’t have kids with you. yet.

traveler: your kids are killing each other!

them: oh, they’re play fighting how cute :)

[moremaybank]

that Klaus is whipped for you (headcanons)

klaus being whipped for you would include…

warnings: some violent themes

klaus masterlist

klaus waiting on you hand and foot

him massaging your back and feet

taking showers together where he shampoos your hair, his fingers massaging your scalp

him buying you flowers as soon as the last ones he got for you die

shopping sprees for no reason

him painting you any chance he gets

protecting you no matter the consequence

his jealousy levels are through the roof

him watching disney movies with you

when he wakes up before you he takes the time to admire you, never being able to imagine how anyone as angel-like as you could love a monster like him

defending you even in the smallest situations

“apologize to her or i’ll pluck your tongue from your mouth”

“klaus, all she did was bump into my shoulder”

letting you choose what you guys are going to watch, even if it’s a sappy rom-com (he acts like he hates them but you have a sneaking suspicion he actually loves them)

buying you luxurious gifts for no reason

“hey love, remember how the other day you were complaining about gas prices? well i bought you a tesla”

he always wants to have a hand on you when you’re near him

him playing with your hair

loving that you get along with his family but hating it because he has to share you

admiring the way you are with his daughter

klaus doing everything for you and keeping you in mind with every decision he makes

him taking you on romantic getaways all over the world

showering you with love and affection

taking bubble baths together with a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice

filling the bedroom with candles when he wants to set the mood

him wanting to spend all day in bed with you

him also influencing you to skip out on school or work so he can show you all the ways he can please you

him acting as if your birthday is a national holiday

vip tickets to your favourite band

when you meet the band backstage one of the members flirt with you and klaus almost makes a snack out of him right there

you end up stopping him but he only listens bc the band won’t be able to make music anymore and he knows you’ll be sad about it

him watching you do your makeup

him getting jealous when a man breathes within a mile of you

even though you can drive yourself he basically becomes your chauffeur and if he can’t be there then one of his minions are driving you around for the day

him learning how to curl your hair

thousands of compliments on a daily basis

extravagant date nights

him holding you in his arms while you sleep

knuckle kisses

him making you tea

him reading to you as you two cuddle on the couch

him stroking your cheek and jaw with his thumb softly

living a life you never could’ve dreamed of living

~

a/n: me working thru my requests at 2:13am😍

[onlyhereforthestories]

Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (Fridolina Rolfo x Reader)

Now I never thought about writing for Rolfo but I promised @cneasai I'd try so here you are! A ficlet for Rolfo

You were excited, your season had just finished for arsenal women and while all your club mates were headed off on holiday you were headed home. That home being Barcelona, where the love of your life was playing in her last game of her season. Fridolina Rolfo had won your heart 3 years ago when she and the rest of the Sweden national team had beaten your English team in the world cup third place match.

She had been the first player to come pic you up after the final whistle had blown and had claimed that someone as pretty and talented as you couldn’t be this sad. You had taken her hand and congratulated her on her win before going to help the rest of your teammates.

A few months later she had messaged you on Instagram when it had been announced you’d be joining Fc Barcelona from Lyon. You had thanked her profusely and claimed you were excited to see her in the champions league final that year, unfortunately you matched up in the semi-finals with her Wolfsburg team coming out on top. She was again the first to pick you up that day and let you cry to her that night over the anguish of losing another important game. You returned the favour after Lyon beat them in the final. A final you were able to go watch.

You spent that off season in Sweden visiting her and that was the year your relationship became official. Your time with Barca didn’t last long, you headed back to England just two years after becoming a Barca player, a fact that still saddens Frido as you could be playing together right now if that wasn’t the case. Fast forward a couple years and you get back to now, the Arsenal girls getting on one plane to go off on holiday and you getting on another to go see your love play her final game of the domestic season. She did still have a very important cup final to play.

You touched down on Spanish soil and headed straight for the taxi rank, you needed to be quick if you were going to make it to the game in time. In the taxi you pulled your Rolfo 16 jersey on and sat back for some much needed rest.

Once arriving the Johan Cruff stadium you pulled your ticket up on your phone as you pulled the cap over your head, you wanted to surprise your girl at the end of the game. You were happy to sit and watch the girls go unbeaten for the whole domestic season, winning the last game 4-0, Rolfo getting an assist.

You were stand with the other fans when the girls were doing their rounds of the stadium. “Fridolin aim your biggest fan please sign my jersey.” Frido’s head whipped up as soon as you spoke.

“Y/n?” The questioning tone told you she wasn’t believing what she was hearing or seeing for that matter.

“Hey baby.” You were being dragged over the railings and onto the pitch before you could even say congratulations.

“You’re actually here. Oh my god I’ve missed you.” Frido leaned down and placed a firm but pg kiss onto your lips, you had never publicly reviled your relationship but you had both said you weren’t hiding it.

You both pulled away with smiles on your faces. “Couldn’t miss my girls unbeaten domestic run now could I.” you pulled her into another sweet kiss before she dragged you to meet her teammates.

You spent the night celebrating the Barca girls before you went home and celebrated just your girl just the two of you.

[tsugua-rebmetpes]

101 Cute dates & bucket list

Little fire pit on the beach (middle of the night, private)

Toasting marshmallows & making cute smores

Observing the night sky through a telescope together / watch the stars on a clear sky in the middle of no where

A midnight dip in water (lake, ocean, etc. As long as it's safe)

Skinny dip under a full moon & to kiss passionately on a platform on the lake

To go on a small camping trip just the two of us

To visit the candy shop and pick each other's candy bags for only us to share them between us anyway

Getting crepes with you and eating them side by side

Taking you lingerie shopping so you can see the outfit as I buy it and the level of excite I know you have knowing you'll get to tear it off later

Sharing a bath with you (where we both fit comfortably or just tucked in a little where we can laugh about it)

Baking cookies so we can have them with our coffee in the morning

Taking you to a coffee roaster hut so you can experience amazing coffee

Going to a little tea house & plantation so we can support local business and enjoy the joys of freshly brewed tea

Picking what the other person must eat off the menu at a new venue / a place we've never been to before

Throwing a dart on a map and going to where ever it lands for a small holiday / trip (could be a city map, regional, state, national or global)

Decorating and making a floating lantern to release into the night sky (a la tangle)

Icing biscuits to look like things we like (e.g. ourselves, frogs or whatever your heart desires)

Smooshing whipped cream onto your nose and kissing/licking it off ♡

Making something together in a pottery class for ourselves n one another

Volunteering at a farm to help around (muster, harvest, etc.)

Go fruit picking together recreationally

Go to as many different distilleries and breweries as we can

Try to make bread together

Have our own Minecraft world together

Complete stardew valley & cattails ♡

Take a cooking/pastry lesson

Take Polaroid photos of our time together (on a trip or small adventure)

Go for a little hike together

Go swim in a little unknown ish water hole and push boundaries of comfort

Go to a cinema late at night (last screening of the evening, maybe wear matching pajamas) and buy popcorn / sneak snacks in. Cuddle in the cinema and watch a cute film together (be one of the only people in the cinema)

Have s/o read my favourite book to me aloud before bed time

Make jam & preserve food items & dry ingredients to make tea, etc.

Make chocolates for you (home made)

Grow my own flowers for us to admire

Start a small veggie patch & harvest our own produce to have a "self sufficient" dinner night

Volunteer at an animal shelter

Go to a farmer's market together / local fruit market and buy ingredients we will make into a meal together that evening

Become animal foster parents & successfully get our lil foster a fur-ever home

Do a hot food challenge or some sort of food challenge together

Go to a day spa for a "couple's retreat"

Make your favourite food (lasagne) on your birthday 🥰 / a random day

Steal a shopping trolly and race around an abandon area of the car park thinking we are in go karts & take photos

Dress up as the cool ghosts in the "blanket ghost" trend and take cute photos in odd locations

Explore an abandoned building together and theorize about the past / research about it

Have a little picnic in a field / park

Take a dance lesson together (ballroom) and be clumsily cute on trying something "new"

Sleep next to you & wake up beside you 🥺

Make your lunch for work & wake up early to make an awesome meal!

Make a random meal really late in the evening spontaneously to satisfy a craving

Have a new years kiss

Look at Christmas lights on houses together

Watch all the Harry Potter movies one after another together

Finish a series that either person is interested more initially in but both like towards the end

Do a cute skincare date! (Face masks)

Go to a food festival and try as much food as we can, get creative - pick the other's meals out to switch it up a little

Go paint balling together and try it out (even if I may not be as good as you. :< I'll try!!)

Try laser tag if paint ball doesn't go so well, feel free to invite friends to both events for more fun :) or go karting (something I've never done before)

Go horse riding together sometime

Cook with a campfire / burring our food in the ground for it to cook (Like damper)

Volunteer to plant trees

Become regulars at a small bar

Play pool/billards together

Check out a timezone arcade and play as much as we can :3 see how many prizes we can win and be merry

Have a board game night (catan, uno, monopoly, dnd etc.) Together with friends or strangers

Visit movie world (theme park) and dress up a little! / usj / Disneyland

Play pinball and we swap between balls to see how far we can go together!!!

Have a little date with the power off (candles, moon lit dinner, board games and no electronics! Be cute and creative)

Donate blood, with moral support or together :3

Go foraging for edible fruits, vegetables, etc. And make a meal out of it :3 research and have fun

Make a little stone tower together and take a photo of the creation (balancing stones)

Plant sunflowers and look after them for a whole season ♡ alternatively pick said flowers when ripe and give them as a gift to love ones

Do a Lego / puzzle set together ♡♡

Capture a little froggy and set him free (clean him up and take him to somewhere safe)

Watch horror films or movies we haven't seen before even if it's silly (.e.g the room )

Visit an aquarium and stare at the little jellies in the jelly room

Go to see a musical, play or ballet together 🥰

Dress up and go on a spontaneous date around town, over dressed for the occasion but having fun

Sunset and nibbles planned date 🥺

Go on a theme crawl, e.g. coffee, tea, wine, pub, cocktail, ramen, etc.

rent bikes to travel around on whilst doing a theme crawl

Dinner theatre or dinner murder mystery event together! Something a little less tame and wacky but still just as fun (something I've never done before)

escape room (challenge ourselves to do it within the time set!)

Ice skate together, trip & fall and catch one another on the ice being cute (maybe rent the kiddy pusher to help you out and be dorks)

Mosh and go to A small band performing concert together / go to A concert for an artist one or both like

Hot air balloon ride ^-^ (waking up early and having our own "Up" moment)

Ride in a helicopter one day to see the world like the birds that fly in the sky

Buy a plant or two at a nursery and take them home to look after

Go roller skating, reliving our teenage years with a limited budget, eat old skool candy and slushies.

Surprise birthday party

Outdoor cinema, watch a film on a projector and have fun on some outdoor cushions

Have a little boho tent and lunch date set up as a surprise

Dance under the moonlight and shining stars together just swaying and holding one another

Overnight at a bed & breakfast together, sleep in and enjoy breakfast in bed whilst away from phones

Have a little bonfire moment at home, write down your deepest desire, secrets, fears and burn them

Take a personality test together just to see the results

Read books in a little book cafe & drink our favourite drinks whilst snuggled up in a book nook

Do a little tarot reading & see a psychic or medium

Raise a pet together

Buy some helium balloons & change our voices whilst doing something (e.g. a speak type board game)

Wake up with you kissing me / wake you up with kisses

Plan a vacation together

[theartoflovingthomashunt]

The Bogart Diaries #33: National Dog Day

[All Thomas Hunt x Alex Spencer] [The Bogart Diaries]

Pairing: Thomas Hunt x Alex (F!OC) Book: Red Carpet Diaries Word Count: ~500 Rating/Warning: General (no warnings) Prompt: @choicesaugustchallenge 31: Favorite Food (ice cream); @choicesmonthlychallenge: Favorite Family

Summary: Alex forgot National Dog Day, so they take Bogart out for a special afternoon with all his favorite things, but is it enough?

Alex leaned against the dark mahogany archway leading to the den where Bogart lay sprawled across the floor. His tongue hung out the side of his mouth.

"What's wrong?" Thomas questioned, finding his wife staring at their dog.

"Do you think he knows?"

"Bogart?" He rested his hand on her lower back, his thumb caressing soft circles. "Knows about what?"

Her lips turned down as she signed regretfully. "That we forgot to celebrate National Dog Day?" She turned to him, her wide eyes glistening with worry. "I can't believe I forgot! Me! Me who celebrates all the holidays. I mean just last week, I made us celebrate National Potato Day! How could I forget National Dog Day?!"

"My love, I know you choose to ignore this fact; however, Bogart is, in truth, a dog. He doesn't know what day it is. For all he knows, today was National Dog Day. You filled it with all his favorite things, even ice cream!"

Her gaze drifted back to the sleeping black lab, who hadn't stirred once since their return from the big day out. "I hope so."

"I know so." Thomas shook his head slowly to the sides, unsure how their life had been overtaken by a dog. This was not a conversation he would have even fathomed being part of his life prior to Alex. But love changes everything; somehow something that was so inconsequential before can become the most important thing. "Besides, Bogart doesn't need National Dog Day. He has every other day of the year where you—" he sighed reluctantly, knowing that wasn't the truth, "—where we spoil him. For better or worse, every day is more or less Bogart Day in this house."

Her nose scrunched as her grin grew. "Not every day," she feigned protest. "I just feel bad for our goodest boy. I know we've been so busy with the twins, but I don't want him to think we love him any less than them."

His gaze narrowed on her, his mouth parting slowly.

"Yes, yes," she lowered her voice to a whisper, before he could say what he was thinking. "Even I know we do love the twins more. You, Felicity, and Vincent are my entire world; you need not ever fear that. It's just, Bogart doesn't need to know that. He's part of our family, too."

"I know he is."

She wrapped her arms around him. "I love our family. It's perfect."

Thomas pressed a kiss to her forehead. "I wholeheartedly agree. I wouldn't change a thing.

"Good!" Alex took one last look at Bogart. "I think he enjoyed his special day, but I guess we should relieve Auntie Addi from babysitting duty."

"Not yet. I asked Addison if we could have a little longer because I believe there is somewhere else you are needed first."

"Where?" Her brow piqued curiously. "What did I forget now?!"

It's not what you forgot, rather, what you miscalculated." His eyes darkened, and his lips pulled up at the corners. "Your percentages were severely skewed. I can guarantee you we are more than 10% sandy, even though I'd also insist we are 100% happy."

"My apologies," she chewed her lower lip, attempting to school her growing smirk. "How ever do you suggest we remedy that?"

He interlaced his fingers with hers. "Follow me!"

A/N: I didn't forget National Dog Day, but I didn't get a chance to write for it on Friday, so I thought maybe Alex could relate, especially if she and Thomas have to

Bogart's FC: sweetlou_theblacklab on Insta (first picture); The video/gif is from Pinterest, but I don't know who the original owner is.

Tags in a reblog, please let me know if you'd like to be added or removed.

And because the gif insists on lowering the quality, here is a clearer view of the second post sans gif (even though it's the same as the first one 🤷‍♀️ )

[jynzandtonic]

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY DID IT, Y’ALL! A COMPLETE MASTERLIST! All of my writings are laid out under the cut. XOXOXO!

Last updated: October 4, 2021 (refresh the masterlist)

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ADAM SACKLER - Girls (2012-2017)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Adam Sackler - (450 words)

an intro to Sackler in the jynzandtonic universe

The Show Must Go On - AO3 - (1.8k + 1.7k + 2k words)

{part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

switch!Sackler x switch!reader: “omg they were quarantined!” w/ anonymous webcam sex and edging

Cherry - (1.6k + ? words)

{part 1} - {part 2 tba; it’s on the back burner!}

Daddy!Sackler x virgin!reader: reader has a daddy kink and innocence kink, initiates a pre-negotiated roleplay scenario for their first time sexual experience

Swiped - AO3 - audio - (1.2k + 1.3k + 2k words)

FULL FIC + AUDIO or {part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

Sackler x inexperienced/virgin!reader: “omg and they were roommates!” w/ idiots-to-lovers, instruction, dirty talk

Cake - (1k + 1.9k + ?) - to be continued!

{part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

Sackler asks what you want for your birthday. You ask for DAT BOOTY. Switch!Sackler x switch!reader pegging fic!

What to Expect - AO3 - (30k+) - WIP!

ch.1 - ch.2 - ch.3 - ch.4 - ch.5 - ch.6 - ch.7 - ch.8 - ch.9 - ch.10 - ch.11 - ch.12 - ch.13 - ch.14 - ch.15 (epilogue)

You decide to have a baby via donor, but your friend across the hall offers to help out the old-fashioned way. Preggo/Babyfic feat. Sackler!

Whole - AO3 - (500 words)

There are days when it feels like you just can’t get out of bed. There are days when you feel like you’re broken. But with Adam, you know you’re never really alone.

Ask Her - AO3 - audio - (5k words)

When you let it slip that you fooled around with your best friend back in the day, Sackler asks if you’d do it again. When you say you would, he can’t seem to let the idea of the three of you go. Maybe—just maybe—all you have to do is ask her.

Basic Instinct - AO3 - (25k)

ch.1 - ch. 2 - ch. 3 - ch. 4 - ch. 5 - ch. 6 - ch.7 - ch. 8

It’s a lucky coincidence—when you’re desperately searching for a new place, Adam Sackler has a room for rent. Plus, alphas and betas make great roommates, right? … Right?

- THOTS -

Losing your virginity to Sackler

Adam making you cum while out at dinner w/ his parents

Sackler fingerfucking you on a rollercoaster

Facefucking and spitting in your mouth

Sackler screeching for cuddles

Sackler finding ‘innocent’ virgin!reader’s vibrator

Feeling needy and giving Sackler a sloppy, lovey BJ

Sackler teaching anxious reader how to give him head

Sackler wanting to see your lipstick smeared on his cock

Shy reader pulling The Lip Bite (TM) on Adam

Temperature play w/ ice cubes

Shy reader turning passionate for Sackler

What are the odds: wearable vibe at work

You and Sackler jerking each other off at a movie theater

Fucking you so hard you forget you even met your ex

Soft dom!reader overstimulating sweet Sackler

Adam eating your pussy on a hike

Riding Sackler’s face to shut him the fuck up

Sweet, soft sex with Sackler in front of your ex

Soft, sleepy morning sex

Adam loving on your teeny tiny titties

Gremlin!Sackler fingering the fuck outta you

Shit-talking switch!Sackler feat. some bondage

Catching Sackler jerkin’ it and playing with his titties

Some very possessive dirty talk

Adam finding virgin!reader’s dildo

Sackler ‘helping’ busy student!reader unwind

Proud reader fucking Sackler backstage between shows

Sackler buys you your very first vibe

Sackler pulling up your sundress and fucking you in the park

Sleeping in *ahem* too small of a bed with roommate Sackler

Sex that sent you and Sackler to the ER

Sackler in a healthy, communicative relationship

Sackler comforting a reader far away from home

Sackler with asexual!reader

- SNACCS -

Random shit that Adam says in bed with you

Pregnancy kink with Adam Sackler

Sackler’s nicknames for reader

Daddy!Adam Sackler daydreams

Misc Sackler hcs: dirty talk, sex, exhibitionism, domestic fluff

Songs on my Sackler “bedroom playlist”

Comparing the temperature of your mouth and cunt

Sackler eating out nervous!reader for the first time

How Sackler gives kisses

Dan + Sackler soothing your anxiety

Making grumpy Sackler BEG FOR IT

Bashful Sackler hcs

On Adam’s chaotic!switch tendencies

NSFW Alphabet: Cum + Fave Position

On seeing a usually self conscious partner feel confident about their body

Adam Sackler loves love

Sexy HCs: cum, masturbation, oral, kinks, pussy-eating

CLYDE LOGAN - Logan Lucky (2017)

- FICS -

Meet the Boys: Clyde Logan

Maybe - AO3 - (1k words)

breeding kink/creampie WITHOUT the possibility/goal of reader becoming pregnant

Clyde gets ASMR - AO3 - (1k words)

Your sweet boy Clyde is the first guest on your ASMR channel. SFW fluff, can you believe it?!

Solstice - AO3 - (3k + 1.8k words)

{part 1} - {part 2}

It happens every Winter Solstice–you shift into a fox and wander the West Virginian woods for the longest night of the year. When you’re injured in an accident, the kind local bartender takes you into his care. Little does he know you’ll shift back into your human form come sunrise… without a shred of clothing on you.

The Plunge - AO3 - (3.4k words)

Clyde's not too hot on the idea of you swimmin' all by yourself at night, so it's up to you to convince him to join you for some moonlight skinny dipping.

In Vino Veritas - AO3 - (6.6k words)

In Vino Veritas — ‘In Wine, Truth.' You open up your very own wine bar, but one Boone County bartender isn’t particularly pleased about it. When a rift emerges between the two of you, will you find a way to mend it? And is there really “truth in wine?”

Eyes Wide Open - AO3 - (1.5k words)

It's all anonymous, and you're so hungry for a lover's touch. You'll never see him; he'll never know you. After an hour together, you'll part ways and never cross paths again. You couldn't find each other if you tried. As luck would have it, you might not need to.

- THOTS -

Rowdy fuckin’ with Clyde

Clyde comforting reader after a fight with a parent/other

Touch-starved, babbling, dirty-talking Clyde

Daddy!Clyde fucking bratty reader while decorating the xmas tree

Clyde getting riled up watching you do stretches

Mirror-fucking and dirty-talk with Clyde

Phone sex with Clyde

Teaching Clyde to dance

Making Clyde do a homemade facemask*

Clyde wants a baby for Christmas

Admiring and loving on Clyde’s soft cock

The first time Clyde made your cheeks go hot

Filthy fucking at Duck Tape with Clyde 

Clyde’s very first time eating pussy*

Crying on Clyde’s cock

Clyde making you cum seven times in a row (for luck, y’know)

Facesitting with Daddy!Clyde

Clyde fucking your ass at Duck Tape after seeing your plug

Leaving the big city and reassuring Clyde of your choice

Waking Clyde up with some slow head

Sweet n sensual mirror sex with Clyde

Clyde comforting you with slow lovemaking

Clyde comforting isolated reader

Sending/receiving nude pics with Clyde

Corrupting sweet sub!Clyde

- SNACCS -

Clyde comforting sad reader (gn)

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 1

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 2

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 3

Clyde with a lactation kink

Clyde taking care of you when you’re sick

Netflix and... cockwarming. oops

Riding Clyde’s cock. That’s it. That’s the post.

Marking his territory with creampies

Fantasizing about meeting Clyde at the bar

Clyde x SIZE KINK

Loving fussing over Clyde

High school Clyde (uwu)

Telling Clyde you want to have a baby

Clyde being protective of you

NSFW Alphabet: Oral + Jack Off

Clyde eating pussy

MORE Clyde and breeding kink

The first time you have sex with Clyde feat. SIZE KINK

Sexy HCs: creampies, pussy-eating, and pregnancy

FLIP ZIMMERMAN - Blackkklansman (2017)

- FICS -

Under the Stars - AO3 - (2.8k)

Flip Zimmerman’s always talking shit—even about the gear you’ve brought on your weekend camping trip. When the rain rolls in, will you help him out with a dry place to sleep?

Sweeter Than Honey (multichapter)- coming soon!

- THOTS -

Visiting Flip at the station to show him your new lipstick

Flip daring you to sit on a vibe for 20min (overstim)

Coming home to find you in lingerie + his flannel

Fucking you in the archives division and telling you to keep quiet

GOOD COP BAD COP feat. Flip + Ronnie

Mirror sex in a dressing room

Breeding kink w/ Flip*

Your first time with Flip - part 1

Your first time with Flip - part 2

Fucking the brat out of you at a holiday party

Flip taking care of you after a long work day

Lovey-dovey drunk sex with Flip

Playing strip-poker with Flip

Slapping Flip (hint: it doesn’t go over well)

Flip spitting on your pussy

JUST how much Flip loves you

Slow lovemaking with Flip

- SNACCS -

Flip’s kinks, fave things to do in bed, and aftercare

Flip cheering you up after a bad day

Visiting Flip at the station in your skimpiest outfit

Flip being territorial over you in public

L.E.O. boys on National Horny Day

Flip being charming and playful

NSFW Alphabet: Aftercare, Goofy, Motivation, Stamina, Unfair

Gender-affirming lovin’ with Flip (transmasc!reader)

Semi-public sex and getting caught

On the subject of Flip’s balls

Growing old with Flip

OFFICER RONNIE PETERSON - The Dead Don’t Die (2018)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Ronnie Peterson - (1k words)

an intro to Ronnie in the jynzandtonic universe, in which the ending of The Dead Don’t Die is gleefully retconned

Holds Two Nicely - AO3 - (2k + ? words)

{part 1} - {part 2 coming soon}

switch!Ronnie gets road head in the Smart Car, and reader’s gonna pay for pulling that type of shenanigans

This Is The Way - AO3 - (2.6k words)

STAR WARS ROLEPLAY SEX WITH MANDO!RONNIE

Bad Day - AO3 - (2k)

blowing off a bad day with some mutual masturbation + squirting

- THOTS -

Meet the Boys: Officer Ronnie Peterson

Hand kink w/ Ronnie’s giant paws

Deepthroating + dirty talk with sweet + spicy bby Ronnie

Rescuing Ronnie from the apocalypse and settling in the big city

GOOD COP BAD COP feat. Flip + Ronnie

Handcuffing and domming Ronnie

Ronnie can’t keep his hands off you at the PD holiday party

Sitting on Ronnie’s face... HE LIKES IT.

Mando!Reader doms subby Ronnie

Cockwarming as a form of dominance with switch!Ronnie

DOUBLE PENETRATION with Ronnie + a Clone-A-Willy

Ronnie finding you half-naked in a Stormtrooper costume

Thigh-riding Ronnie at the station

Ronnie overstimulating you with a clit-sucker + cockwarming

Giving Ronnie head in the bathroom at a frat party

Ronnie spanking you after he has a rough day skiing

Make-up snuggling with Ronnie after a fight

Virgin!Ronnie x virgin!reader thots

Sending/receiving nudes with Ronnie

- SNACCS -

Fluffy/dirty HCs for nerdy boy Ronnie

What are Ronnie’s hugs like?

How Ronnie dresses when he’s not in uniform

L.E.O. boys on National Horny Day

Dan + Ronnie on Daddy kink

Ronnie Peterson Tummy Appreciation Post

NSFW Alphabet: Jack Off, Zzzzz, + Dirty Secret

CHARLIE BARBER - Marriage Story (2019)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Charlie Barber - (550 words)

an intro to Charlie in the jynzandtonic universe, which occurs solely post-Marriage Story

Exit Stage Right - AO3 - (1k words)

Theater smut and a very protective, soft Daddy!Charlie

Special Spot - AO3 - (850 words)

Daddy!Charlie is stressed from work and asks you to play with his ass

Business or Pleasure - AO3 - (1.7k words + ?) - WIP!

{part 1} - {part 2}

CHARLIE BARBER x READER x DAN JONES THREESOME

Lost and Found - AO3 - (4.6k words)

You’re an artist in New York City patiently waiting to find your soulmate. But what happens if your soulmate didn’t wait to find you?

- THOTS -

Desperate, touch-starved fucking with Charlie

Cockwarming in the theater with Charlie

Charlie buying sex toys for reader

Building IKEA furniture + drinking wine

How Kind of You to Let Me Cum: etiquette kink with Daddy!Charlie

Counting belt spankings for Daddy!Charlie

Charlie rubbing your clit on the subway

Daddy!Charlie feat. squirting kink

Charlie comforting you after a hard day

Christmas party cockwarming with Charlie

Thigh-riding Charlie in his office

Professor!Charlie Barber fucking you in the library stacks

Charlie and a little bit of voyeurism/exhibitionism

Teasing Charlie like a little brat

Charlie fucking nonbinary!reader senseless for looking too good

Sleepy morning head with Charlie + erogenous zones

Charlie punishing you with edging, spanking, and overstim

Wearing Charlie’s hand like a necklace + mirror sex

Late-night somnophilia with Charlie

Distracting Professor!Charlie during office hours

Getting messy making pancakes with Charlie

Cockwarming for Charlie during his zoom meetings

Charlie taking his frustration out on you + aftercare

Student/teacher cockwarming with Professor!Barber

Falling asleep after sex with Charlie

Soft breeding kink feels with Charlie

- SNACCS -

Misc Charlie hcs: nicknames, sex, aftercare, + more

Charlie sending you gorgeous NYC lingerie

d-d-d-d-DADDY KINK + more

NSFW Alphabet: Unfair - remote control vibe

NSFW Alphabet: Cum, Jack Off, Fave Position, Goofy, Stamina

Charlie teaching you your manners before a fancy date

Daddy!Charlie on erotic piercings

Threesomes with Charlie: Adam, Dan, + Toby

PHILLIP ALTMAN - This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

- FICS -

A Great American Pastime - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Edging bratty sub!Phillip

Phillip messing with you during Passover Seder

Sudsy shower sex with Altman

Altman fucking you in the pool during a family bbq

Making Philly cum in his pants at a house party

Phillip buying you a naughty present

Pegging bratty Phillip

Phillip degrading + facefucking you

Handcuffing Phillip and riding his face

- SNACCS -

Phillip + Sackler on the BDSM test

NSFW Alphabet: Goofy, Motivation, Unfair, Volume

Spending Hanukkah with Phillip

Sending/receiving nude pics with Phillip

DAN JONES (au context) - The Report (2019)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Dan Jones - (550 words)

an intro to Dan in the jynzandtonic universe, in which he is still a Senate staffer and the lead investigator for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence; this is not RPF

Business or Pleasure - AO3 - (1.7k words + ?) - WIP!

{part 1} - {part 2}

CHARLIE BARBER x READER x DAN JONES THREESOME

Long Day - AO3 - (2.7k words)

DOM!Dan Jones!

Consumed by his work for the Senate Intelligence Committee, Dan comes home to you tense and exhausted, desperate for an outlet for his stress. Lucky for him, his little dove always knows just what he needs.

Professor!Dan Jones AU - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Sensual phone sex with Dan

Subby!Dan with assistant!reader

Riding the fuck out of Dan in his office chair (drabble)

Disciplining Dan when he’s misbehaved

Semi-public sex with riled-up Daniel

Dan begging you to swallow his cum*

Surprising Dan with head when he comes home from work

- SNACCS -

Dan + Sackler soothing your anxiety

Dan + Ronnie on Daddy kink

Dan with a shy!reader

Aftercare with Dan

NSFW Alphabet: Cum, Jack Off, + Toys

TOBY GRISONI (GRUMMET) - The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2016)

- FICS -

You Can, You Shall, You Must (multichapter) - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Distracting Toby mid-film by being a brat 

Toby eating your pussy on the train + getting caught

- SNACCS -

Misc Toby HCs: fucking, protectiveness, aesthetics

Misc Toby HCs: thigh-riding, hair-braiding, polaroids

NSFW Alphabet: Kinks + WILDCARDS

Toby mustache HCs

RICK SMOLAN (au context) - Tracks (2013)

- FICS -

Meet Me in Moab (Vanlife!Rick AU) - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Watching sub!Rick jerk himself off for you

Rick shooting outdoor lingerie photos

Fucking a very touch-starved Rick

Making Rick cum in his pants

Rick worshipping readers phat titties

- SNACCS -

Roadtripping with Rick

Rick tickling and teasing your pussy

PAUL SEVIER - Midnight Special (2015)

- FICS -

Sugar Daddy!Paul Sevier AU - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Praise kink with sweet Sevvy

Catching feelings for Sugar Daddy!Sevier

Sugar Daddy!Sevier comforting you during hard times

Paul spanking you with his file folders

Giving Sevvy head so good he cries

Overstimulating sub!Sevier

Somnophilia with Sevier

-SNACCS-

Sevier comforting sad reader

ALL OF THE BOYS

DOM/SUB x LAWFUL-NEUTRAL-CHAOTIC Chart

- THOTS -

Dirty texts from all of the boys

How the boys feel about stretch marks

Cute lil’ domestic arguments with Clyde, Ronnie, Charlie, Dan, + Flip

The boys with pregnant!reader

The boys on hickies and love-bites

The boys on period sex

Loving on fat!reader

Sunday morning snuggles and ~shagging~

How the boys would ask you to move in with them

The boys with a nonbinary!reader (they/them)

How the boys would spend a snow-day with you

- SNACCS -

The boys on thicc thighs

Dominant/submissive x LNC chart for the boys

Charlie + Ronnie comforting sad reader

~Soft~ hcs for Flip, Dan, Sevier, Ronnie, + Phillip

TRUTH OR DARE with Sackler, Clyde, + Flip - part 1

TRUTH OR DARE with Sackler, Clyde, + Flip - part 2

TRUTH OR DARE with Charlie, Phillip, Ronnie, + Dan

Top three boys with a breeding kink

The boys on the BDSM test

Flip, Daddy!Charlie, Clyde, + Sackler on being called ‘himbos’

A lil’ bit of clit worship

Sweet + spicy hcs with Clyde + Sackler

Sweet + spicy hcs with Flip + Ronnie

What kind of porn the boys watch/read

Falling asleep and waking up with you

What to do to get the boys weak for you

Must-have songs on their “bedroom playlists”

How kinky do the boys get + fave positions

How the boys rate in the exhibitionist category

The boys taking care of you when you’re sick

NSFW Alphabet: Aftercare with Sackler + Charlie

NSFW Alphabet: WILDCARD

NSFW Alphabet: Experience

NSFW Alphabet: Dirty Secret

NSFW Alphabet: Location

NSFW Alphabet: No

The boys with a transman (transmasc!reader)

What the boys sound like before they cum

On finding out you’re bisexual

What the boys are like when they’re drunk: Toby, Dan, + Rick

What the boys are like when they’re drunk: Charlie, Clyde, Flip, + Ronnie

How the boys give hugs

What the boys prefer to fuck

Reverse cowgirling Charlie, Dan, Sackler, + Clyde

What alcohol the boys like to drink

A few New Year’s Resolutions

How the boys feel about verbal debasement/degradation kink

Size kink with Flip, Ronnie, + Clyde

Favorite rewards for The Subby Boys (TM)

Romantic nights with Flip, Charlie, + Clyde

Reactions to participating in skin-care pamering night

On dating a reader who does camming

The Babie-Daddy-Gremlin Triangle

The boys helping you when you’re overwhelmed with work

WHICH OF THE BOYS...

Would be most likely to roleplay Mulder/Scully with you

Is most likely to cum on you vs. cum in you

Likes to be called “Sir” (for scientific purposes)

Has the biggest dick - part 1 

Has the biggest dick - part 2 (NSFW Alphabet)

Has the best cock

Prefer showers or baths

Is the dirtiest and softest

Give the best back scratches when tucking you in

Wear speedos vs. trunks

Want to bring snacks to sexytime (food kink)

Is an ass man vs. a boobs man

Would be into having a threesome, and what kind

Would want to have children*

Is the best at eating you out

Has the heaviest balls feat. @clydesducktape​

Love facials the most

Is most likely to eat ass

Do I ship with each other + threesome ideas : paul x rick threesome, flip x phillip

Like to dole out orgasm denial/edging

Is the cuddliest

Is most likely to fuck the bratty attitude out of you

Has an edging kink

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MATT THE RADAR TECHNICIAN

- FICS -

The Dungeon Master - AO3 - (1.7k words + 1.9k)

{part 1} - {part 2}

Matt plays D&D on Thursday nights, and you decide to interrupt him for a good dicking. You get more than you bargained for.

CHAOTIC DOM!Matt

-THOTS + SNACCS -

HCs: Matt the Radar Tech, Cameron the Actor, + Mr. Ketchup

HCs: very NSFW chaotic-dom!Matt the Radar Tech things

Matt the Radar Technician’s pet chinchilla, Greg by @rollerdiscodiva​

How you got together with Matt + misc HCs

A few Matt x chubby!reader HCs

Feral Matt the Radar Tech being... sweet??

What Matt’s cock is like

Feral Matt being a little sweet after sex

Crumbs on soft!Matt

Surprising Matt with some DnD cosplay sex

Matt + first-time somnophilia

Matt congratulating you for acing a test the way he knows best

Trying to give Matt a slow, sweet blowjob

Keeping grumpy Matty up late with some deepthroating

Sweet Matt buying you succulents

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SNL BOYS

-THOTS + SNACCS -

Wearing Christmas Lingerie while Daddy McTavish tries to work on Zoom

Your first Christmas with Mr. McTavish and Mr. Pennyham (Sleepover Dad)

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KYLO/BEN SPECIAL WRITING EVENTS

-THOTS + SNACCS -

Kylo’s guilty pleasures

Kylo fucking his hand in the refresher

How Kylo/Ben shows everyone you belong to him

Sub!Kylo begging you to let him cum

Tending to each other’s wounds after defeating Snoke’s guard

Dom!Kylo fucking your throat

Kylo/Ben and possessive behavior

Kylo and pregnant reader snaccs

Rough, post-battle sex with Kylo

Tending to Smuggler!Ben’s wounds (Mando!Reader)

Sucking Kylo’s cock in the refresher

Cockwarming in the throne room

Kylo watching you kick ass in training

Sparring with Kylo till he fucks you senseless

Daddy!Kylo Ren overstimming and spanking your pussy

Kylo/Ben taking care of you after a hard mh day

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SPECIAL WRITING EVENTS

KINKTOBER 2021 MASTERLIST

A full month of kinky prompts with all your favorite boys!

Love Letters from The Boys

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KINKS/TROPES - (will be expanded)

-additionally, all of these are tags that can be blocked 🖤-

daddy kink

hurt/comfort

virginity kink / innocence kink

pregnancy kink

breeding kink

size kink

fluff

body positivity

light verbal degradation / degradation kink

light bondage / bondage

light exhibitionism / exhibitionism / voyeurism

semi-public sex

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