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LAOFT
Cousin from Remus's birth grove (Affectionate)
relative from remus or io's birth grove (deragatory)
least likely, but a scrapped secondary antagonist from the main story, who i would rework into a sort of recurring annoying trickster in the Kittens+ era of the timeline
Pieces
guy who widows thomas in like 10 in-universe years
various miscellaneous characters from the long-form political drama that takes place after Feast of the Turning
RHOYH
replacement goldfish for remus
emile's (who is colorblind) boyfriend, who is deceiving him about them being soulmates, which we will know because remy is his actual soulmate
Cat!sides
i dont have specific plot plans for him but ive done about a billion cat dress up games designing him in various ways
Ping verse
floated a lot of ideas, most of them antagonistic, but my favorite is him becoming the new official clearfield city keeper when LMP defect, which could go either way for if he's an antag or not
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Lines from the LAOFT AU that make me feel a lot of emotions
Iām just having a lot of feelings about @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors and their AU so here are some moments that made my heart have Big Feelings. Maybe spoilers below, but usually without too much context?
If you are new to LAOFT, you can find the main narrative here (and itās where you should start ^u^)
āCONTENT?ā Logan demanded, barely registering Pattonās flinch or the rattling of every window in the house, āYou expect me to be somehow appeased by this information, as if there is any possible satisfactory answer that would justify such a trade? What could possibly be worth-ā
āYou!ā
-a field of burning lavender [but really wishing i could just do that entire chapter/fic
āMy brother belongs here. He belongs with me, and our parents, and his friends,ā Thomas said, āAnd if the fae are owed anything itās the baby they bought in the first place,ā
Logan finally found his voice.
āFalsehood!ā
-a blade buried in wet soil
āYou donāt have to do that,ā said Virgil quietly, āYou donāt- I love you. I want to help,ā
-PitfallĀ
āRigh-ā Loganās voice wheezed out and cut off, like someone had squeezed him around the throat.
-Loyalty, Ch. 2
āNo,ā said Virgil, and he sounded on the edge of tears, āNo, Roman, never. I wouldnāt- I would never do that, hurt you because I was upset, never, I swear,ā
-MineĀ
āYou gave it to me,ā said Virgil weakly. āI didnāt- Fuck,ā
-Blood
And then Roman spoke, murmuring the words of loyalty into Virgilās mouth. As he did Virgil shivered, pulling him closer, until the last syllable ended on a gasp when Virgilās teeth grazed against Romanās neck.
And then Virgil uttered another back, acceptance and promise and protection in one, and he couldnāt help the awe and joy and gratitude his voice was echoing with. He barely finished it before Roman pushed Virgil to his back, kissing the star struck smile off his face.
-CharmingĀ [but really that whole knight scene okay oof]
āRemember that we love you,ā he said softly.
-Speak
slkdjfksldfj LAOFT is so good, yāall, and I just had to revisit some of these moments. There are even more. But alas, I must go to sleep. <3
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Spoilers for Love and Other Fairytales!!!
Night Roman
[[MORE]]
āDoesnāt matter. I didnāt swear allegiance to ātheā king. Just mine. Funny how that works. Although I will thank you for putting him to sleep finally. I havenāt been out in days, heās been too anxious to sleep. I was starting to feel a bit cooped up.ā
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Entire correction list for the LAOFT post: May is Roman's grandma, not his mum (she did raise him though). Virgil is Spider Prince, not Spider King. Patton's dad saved White, not his mum. Logan isn't a selkie, he's a Seelie. And you'll be glad to hear: I don't think there was enough left of Durant's body to bury. Other than that I think you were right on all counts.
*Squinting* Yāknow, I remember the termĀ āunseelieā and yet I go and write selkie. I mean... what did I expect from myself
Also thatās it? I only got like four? five? things wrong????
Iām proud of me. That or the fae that I must have angered into forcing me to write it correctly because oooooh boy I expected a lot more mistakes
But Iāll take it! Thanks for the clarifications!!
also SUCK IT SERPENT MONSTER ENJOY NOT HAVING ENOUGH BODY TO TRULY BURY
#the cryptid speaks#laoft#laoft spoilers#man oh man I did better than expected#caps tw#screw off Durant you suckth and don't deserve a body to bury
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roman of reston š¤ roman gage
[id: the two-panel "corporate needs you to find the difference" meme from the office. first, images of roman from rswr and young roman from laoft, both peeking from behind a tree and drawn in a rough animatic style, are shown on separate pieces of paper. the caption reads: "corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." the next panel shows pam beesly, smiling and saying: "they're the same picture." end id]
laoft roman from a beautiful animatic by @pattonpattoff !!
#roleslaying with roman#rswr spoilers#ts spoilers#laoft#laoft roman#roman of reston#casey's notes#TELL ME I'M WRONG#also sorry to the artist for not adding the link to your animatic (it really is incredible) but i don't want tumblr to eat my post
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Emperors as Faery courts lets go
Scott; winter, obviously- he is literally the eternal winter
Xornoth (yes I know heās not an emperor I just donāt care); summer
Shubble; late-esk Spring
Katherine; Spring
Pearl; autum. and I mean freaking queen of the autumns
Joel; early summer
Jimmy; somewhere around like, late summer I think. honestly not too sure on this one but Iām sticking to late summer
Lizzie; late spring/early summer aka queenāa the seelie
Joey; early autumn that acts like a late autumn
Gem; early spring
Sausage; mid autumn
Fwhip; late autumn
Pixl; heās got series summer vibes, but also fall vibes. but he lives in the desert so Iām going summer
(also this does have some Seelie vs. Unseelie elf brothers but honestly thatās basically canon)
yes I do like to imagine that Scott, Pearl, Katherine, and Xornoth have meetings and stuff and now I need to write some headcanons for this because itās definitely chaotic
#Empires#yes this came from the twitter thread of Scott killing Jimmy to bring autumn what of it#poor lone-winter Scott#theres so many autumns#and summers#yes I'm an early-esk Autumn what of it#dont @ me on my fae bs I'm a LAOFT stan okay#I don't take critism only cash or credit#Empires spoilers#ig
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OK I HAVE THOUGHTS Y'ALL
So idk if anyone here has read Love and Other Fairy Tales by @/tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors (which is an absolutely fantastic fanfic, I definitely recommend it just. so much) but in it, one of the characters makes a deal with the fae, promising them 10 years of his life. And he fulfills this promise by going and serving them at night, kind of as an alternate version of himself.
Now, how does this relate to Empires?
So Sausage's alternate form, when he's like possessed or whatever, right? He said he needed to lay down for a bit after his meeting with Pearl, before regular Sausage came back. What if he has a similar situation here, where his "evil" self is just like. more corrupted or something, physically separated from his normal self by sleep?
Sometimes he's having a lazy morning and suddenly it's evening. He starts to find some of his items moved around, stuff in his inventory that he swore he hadn't had there before. One night, he surrounds himself in obsidian before he does to bed and he wakes up under one of his trees, his pickaxe low on durability and obsidian shards in his hair.
Tags: @whyamihereat4am
#empires smp#mythical sausage#empires smp spoilers#just#i have thoughts y'all#lots and lots of thoughts#also go read laoft if you haven't already#tis a sanders sides fic and it's phenominal#ginger rambles
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yes iām reading laoft for the first time. if virgilās greta turns out to be romanās mamaw i WILL put a fist through my screen
edit: ok so sheās not greta, i totally forgot she was the midwife from chapter 1
edit edit: OH! OH FUCK!!!
#i'm only on part 6 so please no spoilers#laoft#sanders sides#my posts#me: *crying* urban fantasy.... good#found family..... bETTER
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Me: *Infodumps about my favorite AU in the LAOFT server*
People who literally joined for the LAOFT stuff because that's the AU the server's for: This sounds very interesting, can we know more?
Me: !!! :D *Continues to infodump, avoiding as many spoilers as I can*
#if you're wondering what my favorite AU is it's Zylo's Insanity AU#love you Zylo#fangirlop#she speks#she speks originale
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if youre someone from the laoft server trying to get fruit baby spoilers im not bitiiiiiing
Seth and DJ were oopsie babies, and DJ went by Dottie as a baby until she went to school, where she switched to DJ for "Dot Junior) because "Dottie is a baby name." she still gets called Dottie when people tease her.
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So About LAOFT??
I am having all the feels and itās all @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolorsās fault (in the absolute best kind of way) so Iām here to rant about it.Ā
So I just spent the last two nights churning through the Love and Other Fairytales main storyline (future nights will def be spent reading the supporting one-shots/fics that are tied to it).Ā
Tl;dr: I word-vomit about why LAOFT is a work of absolute art because I needed to ramble out my many feelings. Spoilers below.Ā
Ā I did my best to leave kudos on each one as I went, but Iām also certain I probably missed some in my excitement to rush to read the next section. Also, RIP to the comments I sent to them sporadically as I went where itās mostly me just time-stamping my progress and then keysmashing.Ā
I have MANY thoughts. First of all, the prose??!?! Is hecking gorgeous?? I mean, its such a beautifully told story. The writing of it is exquisite. I knew I was gonna fall down this rabbit hole with the very first line:Ā ā Ask three people how to get to Wickhills, Ohio, and you will get four different answers.ā Itās just.... yeah. The prose is beautiful and at times, vaguely ethereal, and that builds into the tones of themes and setting so wellĀ (itās abut fae, after all) that I leaves me speechless.Ā
The characters!! I have always been very skeptical of fics that heavily feature OCs, but there are also always fics that make me reconsider that reading bias and this is definitelyĀ one of them. Mamaw was always an absolute joy in any chapter. Plus, Tulipās OCs are dynamic and interesting and unique from each other, and they weave into the lore so well that Iām just. Catch me waving aĀ āMamawās #1ā³ flag over here in the corner okay. (Also fan of Greta, tbh)
The story construction?? I COULD RANT FOREVER ABOUT THEIR STORY CONSTRUCTION. Some of the twists I had such a verbal/physical reaction to my mom was likeĀ āare you okay??ā Itās a story that welcomes theories and hypothesizing as you go, but be ready to get surprised several times (at least that was my case). But the twists and turns in the plot never once felt cheap or out of left field. Theyād always been there, since the beginning of the story, and thatās a mark of truly terrific writing. Not to mention, the development of lore and the way itās interwoven into the very fabric of the setting and plot development-- oof. Itās amazing and beautiful to read.
Okay okay I talked about OC characters but also!! The character development of the main cast of characters was brilliantly executed. I think Iām especially soft for Roman and Logan in this fic, but all of them get strong and gradual development--both independent of their romantic relationship that is budding but also at times, resulting from it. And I love that. Itās not super often that we see complex character development in fics, and I love how natural the progression feels throughout.
ALSO! Speaking of characters. I loved some of the canon stuff that Tulip was able to weave into their story in very different ways. Deceitās disguising himself as other Sides, being one example. Romanās recklessness being another. Loganās fear of not being heard. VirgilāsĀ āTempest Tongueā thing and the name thing. Patton hiding his negative emotions. It was beautifully done. Truly.Ā
And also, just general emotions. Tulip writes emotions--especially when theyāve reached a climax--so wellĀ it leaves meĀ feeling so much alongside them. No where does this shine brighter, in my opinion, than inĀ āa field of burning lavenderā. The build-up of Logan pressuring an answer out of Roman and Roman finally telling him... the tension was paced so well and described in a way where I could feelĀ it and also the very different emotions that immediately followed it with Logan on the porch.... I LOVE that kind of build-release dynamic in fics and Tulip had this build-up coming for so long, and then ramped it up with well-paced dialogue and body-language cues and itās. Itās one of my favorite parts of this fic.Ā
Other moments that were my faves in no particular order:
Thomas coming down stairs and being likeĀ āyeah sure letās send back what we took from the fey who wants to help me packā I just. I LOVED protective!bro Thomas so much and I especially adored it coming back in full-force after we hadnāt seen too much of him in a while.Ā
The lil group hug where Roman and Virgil made a shelter of sorts over the other two it just made me v soft
āVirgil, catch!ā WHAT AN ICONIC MOMENT That progression of events will probably be forever seared into my mindĀ
Roman punching the kid that dumped the stuff on Logan and then staying with him until he had finished counting them. Especially Logan being aware of his surroundings and unable to leave, and his littleĀ āyou didnāt have to stayā.... I just loved it. It was such a big moment for their friendship/relationship
Realizing that monster in the woods was Greta. That plot twist I didnāt see coming but as soon as they said it, I was likeĀ āthat makes TOTAL SENSE?!?!ā
Logan losing it on Roman after the whole fairy wine thing, I just love protective!Logan okay
The kisses!! All of them!! LAMP is sailing and Iām all on board.
Thank you so, so much for all the hard work you put into this universe, Tulip. Iām truly grateful and awed by your dedication and clear passion. I canāt wait to read more of this universe!
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Spoilers for Love and Other Fairytales!!!
Night Roman
@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors
[[MORE]]
āSo...will you help us?ā
āIf I say no, will you tell me to do it anyway, Goldilocks?ā
āTake it back!ā
āOr what, Snowmelt? Gonna make some flowers bloom?ā
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Screw it
LAOFT from someone whoās never read the main story
100% of my knowledge of LAOFT comes from askes of @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors that I read and the one-shots Iāve read. Some of it will be right. Most of it will be wrong. Hopefully all of it is a hilarious, sleep-deprived mess.
Since thereās a good chance Iāve got at least a few bits of plot right there are some spoilers herein so beware weary traveler who really should just skip past this mess of a post.
Sleep-deprivation baby letās go.
The basics:
Setting: Wickhills
Creepy fae town
I think itās based in Ohio. Maybe. Probably. idk
Tho if you came here for exacts buddy oh boy I have bad news for you
I digress
I think the description of the first part says smth about the people not minding having their things stolen
Except for uh I think her nameās May Gage
Roās Mom?
I think
NO WAIT
Description has to do with Dot Sanders
Mum of Lo and Tho
Will talk about them later but I just had to get that straight first
Even tho thereās, like, nothing straight in this AU
I think the main plot problems arise, originally, due to miscommunication
Or lack of communication
All I know is in the drunk history of Wickhills that I barely remember there was a mention of them not communicating and that basically dooming them
And yāall... lots going on around here
Lots
So uh weāre jumping into characters now here I go
Virgil Lastnamesmth:Ā
No I donāt know his last name and no Iām not going to learn it just for this post
Itās Lastnamesmth now deal with it
I think heās Spider King
Or smth like that
He rules the forest
After he gets out of his magic coma
Heās in that for a long time tho
100 years I think?
And uh I think Durant did it to him but weāll talk about the devil in a snake suit later
He got put in a protective coffin by... I want to say Greta but ngl I know nothing about Greta.Ā
She may be one of Viās sisters
He has a LOT of siblings actually
Many are spider sisters I think
And I think Elliot and Thomas are also his siblings in a way
Maybe
idk
Again donāt trust what you read when it comes from me peeps
But heās super powerful
And I think heās in the winter court
Whatever that means
I know courts exist for the seasons, and Iām reasonably sure Virgilās is Winter, but thatās about it
He has magic but I donāt think he used it in any of the one-shots I read so what do I know
Well he does in one
That one where Logan gives his full name
That one was good I quite liked it
Well actually theyāre all good I like all the ones I read
Back to Virgil
Hates parties which is a mood
He has to host them tho
Being Spider King is cool other than that bit I gather
And the part where the court gossips about you but oh well I suppose
I believe heās autistic too
Or at least written with a lot of autistic traits
Is that how you say it? Autistic traits sounds wrong
Can fae be autistic? Or just like it?
Yāknow what fuck it fae can be autistic and the only one allowed to @ me about that is the author screw off haters
I think the rest of what I have to say can live in the misc section
NEXT CHARACTER
Roman Gage:
Iād like to start with I love him and every time I think about what little I know of his backstory I want to cry
idk how he ended up in an abusive relationship but I know he did
And heās such a good boi
He doesnāt DESERVE IT GODSDAMNIT
Only Vi would get me this emotionally invested in characters I only sorta know I swear
So yeah
Current Ro still has some problems with that
For very obvious reasons
And yet!
He is a gentleman and a knight and a champion and a prince
Yes that is a direct reference at that one one-shot shhh
His family is also one of witches right
He has a familiarĀ
Tis a cat named Dizzy
I only know about Dizzy from like one fic tho so thatās all I can say about her
Dizzy can talk too in case that wasnāt clear
He made a potion in the microwave despite knowing that he probably shouldnāt and I think thatās a good summary of his character
I think he found Virgil first
At the very least he did find Virgil
Heļæ½ļæ½ļæ½s a human who found a hot dude in a glass case crawling with creepy crawlies and thoughtĀ āah yes the perfect place to spend all my timeā
Sounds legit Iām sure
I donāt know how this lead to him in a bad place with the motherfucker also called the Serpent King
But it did
But in the end he got glass coffin boy and two others so at least heās got that going for him
We move on once more!
Patton Uh whatās Remyās last name again I think itās that:
Or it isnāt
I said it before Iāll say it again:
Looking up info for this defeats the point
Deal with my horrible misinformation
He got a gift from White!
I believe this is because his Mum saved her or something
The problem?
Uh
The gift is also a curse
Because while itās incredibly written thatās the clichĆ© folks
People have to do what ever heĀ āordersā
Basically anything that techincally demands something from the other
Including things likeĀ āstopā which is like one-hit KO murder word
Patton had a nightmare about that
That was a fun one-shot
Though if you could just like kill people on accident I guess Iād have nightmaresĀ ābout it too
Heās the other human of the trio plus one
No I donāt remember the word for a group of four people and no Iām not going to look it up
A Professional Cuddler according to that one fic where the descriptionās likeĀ āPatton thinks heās got the best seat in the houseā or whatever
Thereās one fic where Emile help him put make-up on
Wowsers
That fic was fun to read because he flustered ALL his bfs
No question
What else what else
I think heās got a bodyguard
Named... Bell???
Maybe???
Okay I think thatās most of my Pat knowledge
ONWARDS
Logan (Berry) Sanders:
Yes adding the Berry was very important
Itās a huge part of that name fic
And I like it so
Deal with it
Heās a fae
I believe a changling to be exact
And a selkie
Heās... spring court...?
He was replaced for Thomas in typical Changling fashion
But then Thomas came back (I think Dot got Tho back idk) and suddenly he had a brother
He has nature magic of some form
But his best power is his flower power
He canāt control it and I love it so much
I donāt even KNOW what each type of flower appearing means 9 out of 10 times but that doesnāt make me any less happy about it
*Sigh*
I wish I sprouted flowers at random...
I think heās also autistic
He and Virgil occasionally bond over that itās sweet
Like with the painted nails tap tap tapping
Or the singing walls
I know something happened to him
Something relating to something stupid Ro did
I think thatās the stupid thing that got Ro forced to be with the dick that is Deceit in this
But I honestly donāt know what happened to Logan
Hmph
He can be a nervous boi
That fic where he tried to say I love you with his notecards?
Love that one
...Twenty-five percent of this is just me randomly complimenting Viās one-shots aināt it
Huh
Oh well
No regrets
I just realized I useĀ āViā for Violet and Virgil interchangeably
That may be problematic but screw off if you think Iām going to change anything
Thatās too much effort
BACK TO LOGAN
He has a honey problem from that one fic I read
Where he gets real sappy about his bfs to Thomas
Not like a bad problem
Just aĀ āmaybe he should stop drinking it if he wants to pretend he has dignityā problem
Okey-dokie Iām moving on to his bro now
Thomas (Bug) Sanders:
Loās incredible brother
And when I say incredible I mean it
Very nice
Will squish Logan when needed
Actually will squish anyone when needed
He has a Squish Instinct
Also has Brother Instinct and no itās not the Cain Instinct
Itās the opposite
Will Fight if you try to hurt Lo from what I can tell
I think he also had a monster in his head
The monster has a longer name but I canāt spell it so I wonāt try
This fact is based on One (1) one-shot where he has a weird freak out
Thatās also the fic I base my belief that heās somehow Virgilās brother on
But no promises
The fic starts with italics and bolded lines interchanging
I donāt remember the name tho
If you havenāt already figured out Iām not going to look it up youāre even more sleep-deprived then I am
But yeah Thomas is great
Teases Lo about his crushes like a good bro
Helps Lo when heās panicking or freaking out or something
Even when Loās at college
I donāt know as much about Tho so letās leave it there
Onto the Monster
Durant (is that his name idk) Monsterunworthyoflove:Ā
His last name is Monsterunworthyoflove because thatās what he is
I know almost nothing about him actually
They call himĀ āheā a lot because I think trigger reasons
But honestly he also doesnāt deserve to have his name spoken
He was the Snake King
Maybe Serpent KingĀ
Eh idc
I believe he put Virgil in magic coma to rule as King
I think they were brothers but idk
HE SUCKS
I think heās dead
I wish I knew how or by whoās hand but he is
He got a coffin in the ground which I think if unfair
Let the worms devour his flesh and let me make his bones into my furniture
I am a part of the Kill Durant Again squad only because I missed my chance to kill him first
Like I said I know little about him
But he put the abusive in Romanās abusive relationship so honestly fuck him to Hell and back and then do it again for good measure
Every time I read a scene with Ro being uncomfy because of him
I want to strangle him
I fucking mime the motions
Violet honestly props on making such a hate-able character
I could talk about him more because I do know a few other things
But honestly the fact heās not real and my dream to choke him slowly is therefore impossible makes my skin crawl
I hate him so much itās not healthy so weāre moving on
To minor characters!
Minor Characters:
As in characters I know very little about
I guess they could be vital characters
REMY
MY BOI
I know heās a classic badboy who will die if Emile kisses him and I love him
Also heās super smart with his moonshine and Iām so proud
I love him so so so so much and I barely know him
Good job Violet you wrote him well and I love you
Emile is also great
Remy has protected him for wearing skirts because Remās a good boy and heās RIGHT
Emile feels bad for treating Patton bad in the past I think
Hence that one make-up session
Emile also crushes on Remy hard the remile in this AU is on point man
Elliot exists
I think theyāre Virgilās sibling. Somehow. Maybe
I read one one-shot that focused on their relationship with Vi and thatās all I know about them
Mawmaw (Mamaw? mawma? Iāmma just call her May. If sheās May. I think sheās May) is Roās Mom.
Also a witch I think
Really tough but she cares
Dot is super nice
Sheās Lo and Thoās Mum I think
I donāt remember the one-shots with her in them well but sheās always sweet
Okay thereās this one character whoās name starts with an E
I think sheās Logan biological mom
Logan cut a knot he had with her or smth
Apparently sheās awful and Vi would kill her but it would have a bad mental effect on Ro for... some reason
he got pale when the idea was brought up idk
I would have thrown her in forever prison if I couldnāt kill her but thatās just me
She placed a curse on Lo that stopped him from leaving Wickhills I think
Or smth
Lo broke the curse tho so what does it matter
Linda is the LAMPās daughter??? I think???
I... havenāt actually read the fics sheās in so idk
But people really seem to love her so thatās neat
Out of minor characters so we progress to my fav part about the series
Gay bois:
Aka the LAMP gang
Theyāre so gay guys
The gayest gays
I like to think I can write decent gays
But these???????
They barely have to look at each other before theyāre dead, murdered, killed by the mere beauty of one of the others
I LIVE FOR IT
In the one-shots Iāve read theyāre either completely 100% fluffy gays
Or gays helping each other with one Trauma or another
But they still end up gay-ing over each other in the end
and the KISSING
as an aroace I generally find kisses meh or ew
But these gays
All they want to do is kiss
Sometimes itās tender and sweet and loving
More often than not tho the kisses are like
āIf one of you didnāt manage to barely hold onto a brain cell throughout the gay youād be fucking in publicā
I am repulsed to write that sentence but itās TRUE
...I think
Note: idek the difference between passionate but just passionate kisses and passionate about to get steamy kisses
Because you know
aroace
But the main point:
I find kisses meh
But these gays very clearly illustrate how beautiful kisses can be and I think thatās wonderful
Also I just generally love LAMP and this is good good LAMP A++ Vi
Theyāre so gay and loving and protective of each other
They really deserved their own category
Onto the final section
Misc:
Aka stuff that doesnāt fit in the other sections and/or stuff that did fit in the other sections but I forgot about it and am too lazy to put where it belongs
I realize now that Remy and Pat do not have the same last name
Theyāre not brothers (I donāt think......)
Does Patās last name start with a W?
That sounds right
Fug me if I know what Remās last name is tho
Where do they all live
I thought only Vi lived in fae land
But I think Pat may live there too
But Lo lives in non-fae land???
idk
Also fae land is called fairyland and I canāt tell if thatās itās actual name or the name one of the Bois gave it jokinly
Because if fairyland is itās serious name, thatās hilarious
No shade Violet Iām just easily amused
Yāknow I always forget how young these bois are
Then I remember Loās not even 18 by the time the after main plot one-shots come in to play
So like
Damn son they young
I feel double bad for all of them
Triple bad for Ro- the Serpent Kingās head will be mine I swEAR
I think Roās been a knight twice
Tho if you ask me heās only been a knight once
Because I refuse to associate him in any way to the dick that is Durant if I can help it so heās only ever been Viās knight suck it
Apparently like almost all of Wickhills hate the Sander bois
Probably the LAMP crew too idk
What I mean to say is despite how desperate I want to live there a lot of Wickhillsās residents are jerkwads
I think I saw a post where Lo can do photosynthesis and idk if itās a shitpost or not but in this mess of a post I have decided it is canon
Mainly because thatās cool and I would like to do photosynthesis
A new one-shot I didnāt read has sparked a lot of askes about a Matt
I believe this man to be Patās father
But I can make no promises as to the accuracy of this belief
Did Linda come out of a tree?
idk why but I feel like she did
Thatās weird man
How do you come out of a tree
(me @ me:Ā āyou could... you could read the fic and find outā
So turns out I can shut the hell up
I am a bitch who understands nothing)
And I have ONCE MORE gotten off track oof
My favorite part of reading LAOFT is all the fae knowledge I learn
Really has sparked my interest in fae
Even if Iāll never know enough to do anything with it asfsdfb
Plus apparently Vi just sprinkles in her own fae lore here and there
Which is super cool
But also means if I tried to write something Iām quite sure someone would be likeĀ āumm this isnāt trueā and I would feel played
Also what is up with Vi and Lo and rainfall
In that one fic where they hide in a tree and Logan senses a raindrop
His skin breaks open and sews itself together????
wtf????
So confusion
But hey guess whose bitchās fault that is
*finger guns at a mirror*
ELDRITCH MONSTORITY
Thatās not at ALL how you spell it but thatās it thatās the thing that was in Thomasās head
Go me for remembering it
Fae land has a lot of customs and I know very few of them
Tho I do adore that one Flirt fic
Poor poor Virgil
Oh yeah Logan can make these super cool bushes
I know he used one rose bush when fighting someone whoās name started with a Mrs/Miss
Yes I know the first name wasnāt actually Mrs/Miss
But all I know of her name is Mrs/Miss something
And he used another bush against some idiot of a fae who grabbed Patton
By the way go protective Lo go
Like they can all get crazy protective of each other and I LIVE for it
ROMAN HAD HIS MEMORIES SPLIT UP??????
I mean I knew about a Night Roman and a Day Roman but I thought that was
like
a metaphorĀ
Like Roman acted differently during the night because he was stuck with a monster whom I shall revive simply to kill again
And he was trying to be separate from that person??
Or something like that
But NOPE
Serpent King is a Bastard of a being and I would happily crush his wind pipe beneath my foot
I hope the most amusing part of this sleep-drunk post is my different names for Durant the Dead Bitch because I am having fun insulting him
Okay listen peeps that is not even CLOSE to everything about this series but I wrote this over a couple of days, and my memory of what has been written and hasnāt been written is nonexistent, and if you think Iām rereading this to edit, youāre a fool (no offense) so like. Weāre just gonna do a wrap-up summary and call it good.
Summary: Gay fae messes who should figure out the value of communication get themselves in a LOT of shit because of their lack of said communication.
Also, final apologies to Violet, because LAOFT has incredibly deep, rich, intricate lore and my response to this lore is to grossly misrepresent it and also write this while Iām in the constant state of being sleep-deprived, and more or less acting like Iām drunk or smth
So uh. I hope this was amusing.
#the cryptid speaks#the cryptid is a fool#tired I am#won't stop me from doing this tho#laoft#violet#I have no apologies#also#no fact checking#because we die like men#swearing tw#long post#really#very very long post beware#and almost all of it is my stupid ramblings#violence tw#tell me if I need to tag something I forgot about and it will be done
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LAOFT stuff??? Can you share??????????
the worldās vaguest spoiler: tommyboy isnāt out of the cursed woods yet and the harem continues to baffle everyoneĀ
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@princeanxious is a fantastic writer and artist! his Lost Guardian au is a favorite of mine and ive reread it like 5 times already. he also has a comic where virgil is in a coma thats really cool! the blogs for them are @thelostguardianau and @tss-coma-au
@stormcrawler75 has quite a few oneshots and chapter fics that i Adore! my current favorite is Wooing a Light Side! its about an oc Pride (who is the dragon witch) and virgil and im So Soft for them.
@enby-phoenix does a lot of g/t stuff if you like that (i know i do) and i end up rereading a lot of their stuff multiple times! their How Easy You Are To Knead is easily one of my favorites
@teacupfulofstarshine has an AMAZING analogical au where logan is a merman and virgil is a researcher who rescues him after hes caught in a net and beached
@fangirltothefullest is another who does both art and fics and her stuff is FANTASTIC! ive read her fae patton au and loved it! i havent read primrose promise yet but its on my list of things to read and ive heard its also amazing!
oh and @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors has the CUTEST SADDEST AU called Love and Other Fairytales (laoft) where logan and virgil are fae and roman and patton are humans but Special. i dont want to go too deep into it bc Spoilers but yall. i cried
OH OH AND @delimeful!!!! he also does g/t stuff and his fic Watch It Burn And Rust is SO COOL!!! virgil is a human who got abducted by aliens and patton/roman/logan are aliens (but not the ones that kidnapped him)
Hey fanders!
With the new episode, like many of us, Iāve started craving fanfic. And itās been long enough, and my memory is bad enough, that basically the only writers i remember are Randomslasher and Altruistic-Skittles.
I know Iām not alone, and I know a lot of content creators have a hard time getting recognition and stuff, so i think this might be a good medium.
So basically, just, reblog this with tags, and if youre a writer yourself, just reblog with a comment. Something identifying you as a writer. Because i AM going to ask that if your yourself dont write fic, or arent tagging someone, to please keep comments and things in the tags. Unless, of course, something needs to be brought to my attention. Also, i AM counting comics among fanfic, because, while not the same thing, they are very similar at their core.
I know, realistically, that this probably isnt going to go that well, but if nothing else, i do think that its a good idea.
So, please, identify as many writers as possible. If you only know one or two off the top of your head? Perfectly fine. If you canāt think of any? Perfectly fine. Just reblog as much as you can, and lets get our creators some traffic!
Ill start off by tagging the ones i mentioned
@randomsnippets @altruistic-skittles
(Ps, in case it wasnt clear enough, this is specifically for the Thomas Sanders Sanders Sides fandom)
(Also, i tagged randomsnippets instead of randomslasher because snippets is where LJ posts their writing)
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Love and Other Fairytales spoilers!!!
Night Roman
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āWhy am I not Roman, Specs? Because he loves you? Because youāre all so in love?ā
āYes!ā
āAnd why do I exist in the first place? Love, love, love. Everyoneās favorite fairytale.ā
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