#landlords 🔪🔪🔪🔪

[jyndor]

the NERVE 😂😂😂

btw everyone in the comments is roasting this bitch because that's some unhinged landlord behavior

[drumlincountry]

Evil landlord coworker is so evil and so a coworker I really can't cope

[puppycheesecake]

OC Connections CAS Challenge 👥 (V.2)

Now with even more people~!

Looking to populate your world? Flesh out your character? Are you just bored and want to fuck around in CAS? Then have I got a challenge for you!

Pick an OC and then make their:

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Mom and/or Dad

👺 Evil Twin

👯 (Non-Evil) Fraternal Twin

💕 Best Friend

🔪 Mortal Enemy

🏆 Rival

💍 Crush (past or present)

💔 Ex

💼 Coworker

🐈 Pet

🍎 Favorite Teacher

🏠 Least Favorite Neighbor

🩺 Doctor

�� Favorite Musician

🎨 Favorite Artist

🦄 Childhood Imaginary Friend

🎮 Character They'd Cosplay As for Geekcon

👷‍♀️ Worker They Say Hi To Everyday (mailman, barista, etc.)

📺 Star Of Their Favorite TV Show

📰 Local News Anchor

✂️ Hairdresser/Barber

🚪 Real Estate Agent (or landlord if renting)

🍳 Waitress At Their Favorite Restaurant

📽️ Actor In Their Favorite Movie

💀 Favorite (or Least Favorite) Horror Movie Antagonist

(use the tag #oc connections so I can see them~!)

[paupelou]

making cute sims for my neighborhood but the game keeps making them into landlords i hate this 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[gemini-sensei]

now we’ve discussed ghostface!dem, what about ghostfaces!samtory ??

YES! I saw one edit of them a while ago and I loved it.

Ghostface!SamTory

CW: murder, gore, violence, blood, typical Ghostface/Scream levels of horror, stalking, murder girlfriends. (unedited, I didn't know how to end this; I hope this is good lol)

🔪 Sam schemes and chooses who she and Tory are going to target and kill while Tory makes the calls and does the killing. Sam loves to play innocent because she can't possibly be doing anything wrong if she's not holding the knife. Tory pretends to be irritated by it, but loves watching Sam plot and act all innocent.

🔪 Sam is the one who got the costume for Tory. She says that if she were to wear it, she'd just trip over the robe because it's so long, which Tory eats up because she loves reminding Sam that she's her short little girlfriend. It does wonders in getting her to wear it too.

🔪 Sam's first target is Kyler. She absolutely hates him for how he treated her and ruined her reputation. His friends too, who only enabled his behavior and shared his view on women. Their disgusting to her, so after a lot of careful planning, she sends Tory to Kyler's house to take care of him.

🔪 She revels in the news once all the articles and reports about Kyler's death come out. Tory is right by her side, admiring her gleeful smile and giddy clap of her hands.

Sam turned to her girlfriend, smile stretched wide. With the subject matter at hand, anyone else would have thought she looked crazed, but Tory thought she looked beautiful. "I can't believe we pulled that off," she giggled. She tried to contain her excitement, but it was too much. "He's dead. He's really dead. It feels so good. Tell me again how you did it." Tory only smiled. "I called him, freaked him out a bit, then lured him outside. He walked around playing macho man for a while, too stupid to realize I'd snuck inside, then came back in and tried to play his dumb little games. Too bad I'd cut the cord to his system. Then I cut the power and he was wandering around in the dark. When he stumbled into the garage, I pushed him. He tried to hit me, but I'm a much better fighter than him. It only took two punches and a kick to him down, and once I did, I started stabbing him. Over and over and over again. He yelled and tried to fight back, but when I was tired of his screaming, I slit his throat. He choked on his own blood and I watched, making sure he paid for all the things he did to you." "All for me?" Sam asked, batting her eyes. Tory pulled her close. "Only for you." The moment brought them together in a heated make out session, with wandering hands and heavy moans. They federated their first kill between the sheets.

🔪 Tory has her own targets, of course. Her scumbag landlord for starters. Sam is all for it when she hears about the way he tried to trade rent for sex with Tory and she goes head first into finding out as much as she can about the guy. They want nothing more than to watch his blood spill onto the floor.

🔪 Tory causes some "light property damage" to the place to lure out the landlord, hiding before she can get caught. When he's inspecting the damage, she strikes. Bleeding out from the back, she sits him against the wall and gives him a little comeuppance, driving her knife through the crotch of his pants since he likes to think with his dick when doing business.

🔪 He's a mess under her thumb, crying and begging her to save him, call somebody, anything. She enjoys his weeping, just breaking this man down until she's tired of his crying, at which point she stabs him through the throat to silence him. He gurgles and spits up blood as she leaves the scene.

🔪 Days are spent reveling in their triumphs, reading every article or watching the news, talking about how dumb everyone is that they can't and won't figure out it's them. Then at night, they plot and scope out their next target. They watch everyone, getting a feel for their schedules and the people around them. Tory goes out and checks out the houses or workplaces of the person while Sam gets phone numbers, addresses, anything that's on paper. Since her dad is so business savvy and has some connections, it's not all that hard to get what she needs.

If y'all want more of this, just lmk. Or if you'd like another ship or even a poly!ship x reader with this au, lmk if you're interested.

[spookyxspells]

🕸️ 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 & 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟏𝟎𝟏: 𝐀 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡 🕸️

🪦 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭, 𝘴𝘰 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺.

💀 Boundaries guide 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 behavior.

🌊 𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬:

⚡️ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 expectations and needs that help 𝒚𝒐𝒖 feel safe and comfortable in 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 relationships.

⚡️ a personal rule 𝒚𝒐𝒖 make to protect 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 from other people/triggers.

⚡️ boundaries are setting limits to what 𝒚𝒐𝒖 are personally willing to do or tolerate [i.e., I won’t be around XX (because it upsets and triggers me)]

✨ a lot of people get confused with boundaries because they want 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 boundary to 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 what 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 do.

✨ Boundaries are about the outcome for 𝙪𝙨, to protect or contain 𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔, and to connect with others, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 to disconnect ourselves more

✨ Ultimately, a boundary is something that 𝒚𝒐𝒖 have to determine for 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 ― not something you can force 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 to comply with.

💀 Rules guide 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄’𝐒 behavior.

💥 A rule is something that says what 𝒊𝒔 and 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 allowed. (i.e., No smoking in the house.)

✨A rule is something 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝙚𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 on 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 to 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 [and can easily be weaponized in hostile/toxic relationships and situations (landlord/tenant, romantic relationship, familial relationships, etc)].

✨ Rules are hard fast, less forgiving, more specific and are usually created to prevent chaos or for safety reasons.

✨ It may be tempting to lay down a laundry list of rules in order to make relationships/situations less messy and chaotic, but that’s 𝙣𝙤𝙩 how you establish meaningful connections with others.

💫 So, basically :

🏹 Boundaries = “I Won’t.”

• 𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙉’𝙏 stay in the same room as you if 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 going to yell at me.

🔪 Rules = “You Can’t.”

• 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉’𝙏 use social media.

✨ Protecting yourself relationally means having a healthy understanding of where 𝙔𝙊𝙐 end and 𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙎 begin.

✨ 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨.

🔥 “No,” is a full sentence. Unless you’ve sold your soul to a crossroads demon, nobody is entitled to an explanation unless you choose to give one.

🔮 And, as always, time is fake and everyone you don’t know in public is an NPC, so don’t worry, they’re not paying attention to you, I promise.

[bonerot19]

🛼 🥤 🪐 🍬 ?

ask game

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

this would be someday, as it currently exists in my head, I think: 👨🏻‍🍼⚡️🔪🚬🔫

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

I adore @kindlingkeen as both a buddy and a writer. the action scenes in her series Asymmetrical Warfare are top tier, and the emotion and angst is fantastic. plus, she leaves wonderful comments on things she reads. 10/10 inspired me to leave better/more comments on fics

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

1. I went back to school last fall and I currently have a 3.98 GPA

2. I've gotten into Formula 1 over the past year or so, and made a friend at school because of it

3. I have a stable roof over my head and food in my fridge and my partner and I both have pretty stable jobs. my landlord doesn't suck and my boss is cool and I have the luxury of some disposable income. I take none of these things for granted

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

oh, I don't know. I'm not entirely sure what an unpopular opinion would be in this fandom. people seem to like and dislike all takes in equal measure. maybe it would be that I find canon Tim Drake a lot more interesting than the uwu'd, wet paper towel he's often portrayed as in fanon. but, as always, to each their own

[neopets-smash-or-pass]

Smash or Pass: Governer McGill

Pros: Silver fox? Kinda dashing ngl

Cons: Landlord vibes 🔪🔪🔪

[mossdeep]

600 people died in canada bc of heatwaves and landlords are trying to make them get rid of portable ac units because the buildings weren't designed for them and the updates could cost millions of dollars, because you know, to these landlords, hundreds of people dying is worth it if they don't have to spend millions of dollars updating their own properties 🔪

[karmaphone]

when landlords or apartment management companies leave the paint unfinished so even cleaning it ruins the paint 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[twcfaces]

🔪 || Killing the only guy willing to help out with her dire apartment situation? That would be a terrible thing to do, even if Harvey did become a criminal. The only killing that would be going on would be killing with kindness.

"Your landlord was violating several tenant laws and safety regulations. It wasn't just a poor living situation, it was illegal.

Affordable housing shouldn't come with the expectation of unsafe conditions.

... Just because I'm Two-Face doesn't mean I've forgotten how this stuff works."

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

I’m so mad our sink and dishwasher have been broken and leaking for a week and I call our landlord he refuses to get us a plumber and tries to explain to me they’re connected and I just need to use a plunger but that if it doesn’t work he’s not gonna hire a plumber he’s gonna come do it himself then my bf texts him the exact same thing I did and he immediately hires a professional…🔪🔪🔪🔪

[lucidsaintdahlia]

*°☆•❃❀°•°❃˚༘♡༘˚❃°•°❀❃•☆°*

🌈 WeLcOmE to HeLL 🌈

*°☆•❃❀°•°❃˚༘♡༘˚❃°•°❀❃•☆°*

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁be not afraid👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

⋆☆⋆ oh u wanna know me, punk? OKAY ⋆☆⋆

🦷🌈⛓⚰🥩🐈‍⬛🪐🌿🪦🦋🗡🎃🕸🍄💀🛸🌙🎧❓

my name is 💫Amadeus Aurelius💫 and i've existed since 1998 ☆ 🏳️‍⚧️trans and ⚧nonbinary, i go by they/them, he/him, and it/its ☆ 🏳️‍🌈bisexual but mostly enbian ☆ 🫀i would bareknuckle fight 1,000 wolves with machine guns for my wife ☆ 🤡clown ☆ 🌌voidpunk ☆ covered in blood ☆ collector of 🗝oddities, 📚books, and 🦴bones [give me your teeth] ☆ 🍃 always ☆ ♈aries ☆ believer in the unknowable ☆ 🔪horror junkie ☆ 🚪the spiral ☆ 🍄 psychedelics ☆ former scenemo kid ☆ anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, fuck landlords, eat the fucking rich ☆ love going to 🍬raves, 🎸concerts, and 🔥fire shows ☆ 🪰finally got to see my chemical romance 8•3•22 ☆ guilty of too many side blogs for all my aesthetic needs

[parappah]

I used to be ant-neutral but now since having to deal with them bc my landlord is a piece of shit… I am firmly an ant-anti. Fuck ants 🐜 🔫🔫🔫 kill kill kill die die die 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[nephyria]

there are a lot of not so fun things about living in an apartment complex (see: landlords 🔪🔪🔪 ) but I do love that I provide enrichment to the neighbors’ cats when they’re looking out the window

[korusalka]

I'm moving partly because I need to reduce my current bills -> hunting for apartments while obviously not terminating my current flat contract since that would only tempt the devil -> finding flats that agree to wait for you for 3 months to move in is very hard and so I apply for one that wants me to move in 6 weeks because that was the only way to eliminate the fierce competition -> the 3 month rule still applies for my current place -> now if I can't find a new tenant who takes my flat in June, I'll have to pay double rent twice which makes my unnecessary expenses shoot up by almost 1100€ 😬😬