#landlords 🔪🔪🔪🔪

[jyndor]

the NERVE 😂😂😂

btw everyone in the comments is roasting this bitch because that's some unhinged landlord behavior

[puppycheesecake]

OC Connections CAS Challenge 👥 (V.2)

Now with even more people~!

Looking to populate your world? Flesh out your character? Are you just bored and want to fuck around in CAS? Then have I got a challenge for you!

Pick an OC and then make their:

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Mom and/or Dad

👺 Evil Twin

👯 (Non-Evil) Fraternal Twin

💕 Best Friend

🔪 Mortal Enemy

🏆 Rival

💍 Crush (past or present)

💔 Ex

💼 Coworker

🐈 Pet

🍎 Favorite Teacher

🏠 Least Favorite Neighbor

🩺 Doctor

🎸 Favorite Musician

🎨 Favorite Artist

🦄 Childhood Imaginary Friend

🎮 Character They'd Cosplay As for Geekcon

👷‍♀️ Worker They Say Hi To Everyday (mailman, barista, etc.)

📺 Star Of Their Favorite TV Show

📰 Local News Anchor

✂️ Hairdresser/Barber

🚪 Real Estate Agent (or landlord if renting)

🍳 Waitress At Their Favorite Restaurant

📽️ Actor In Their Favorite Movie

💀 Favorite (or Least Favorite) Horror Movie Antagonist

(use the tag #oc connections so I can see them~!)

[paupelou]

making cute sims for my neighborhood but the game keeps making them into landlords i hate this 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[neopets-smash-or-pass]

Smash or Pass: Governer McGill

Pros: Silver fox? Kinda dashing ngl

Cons: Landlord vibes 🔪🔪🔪

[spookyxspells]

🕸️ 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 & 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟏𝟎𝟏: 𝐀 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡 🕸️

🪦 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭, 𝘴𝘰 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺.

💀 Boundaries guide 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 behavior.

🌊 𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬:

⚡️ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 expectations and needs that help 𝒚𝒐𝒖 feel safe and comfortable in 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 relationships.

⚡️ a personal rule 𝒚𝒐𝒖 make to protect 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 from other people/triggers.

⚡️ boundaries are setting limits to what 𝒚𝒐𝒖 are personally willing to do or tolerate [i.e., I won’t be around XX (because it upsets and triggers me)]

✨ a lot of people get confused with boundaries because they want 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 boundary to 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 what 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 do.

✨ Boundaries are about the outcome for 𝙪𝙨, to protect or contain 𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔, and to connect with others, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 to disconnect ourselves more

✨ Ultimately, a boundary is something that 𝒚𝒐𝒖 have to determine for 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 ― not something you can force 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 to comply with.

💀 Rules guide 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄’𝐒 behavior.

💥 A rule is something that says what 𝒊𝒔 and 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 allowed. (i.e., No smoking in the house.)

✨A rule is something 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝙚𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 on 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 to 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 [and can easily be weaponized in hostile/toxic relationships and situations (landlord/tenant, romantic relationship, familial relationships, etc)].

✨ Rules are hard fast, less forgiving, more specific and are usually created to prevent chaos or for safety reasons.

✨ It may be tempting to lay down a laundry list of rules in order to make relationships/situations less messy and chaotic, but that’s 𝙣𝙤𝙩 how you establish meaningful connections with others.

💫 So, basically :

🏹 Boundaries = “I Won’t.”

• 𝙄 𝙒𝙊𝙉’𝙏 stay in the same room as you if 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 going to yell at me.

🔪 Rules = “You Can’t.”

• 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉’𝙏 use social media.

✨ Protecting yourself relationally means having a healthy understanding of where 𝙔𝙊𝙐 end and 𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀����𝙎 begin.

✨ 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨.

🔥 “No,” is a full sentence. Unless you’ve sold your soul to a crossroads demon, nobody is entitled to an explanation unless you choose to give one.

🔮 And, as always, time is fake and everyone you don’t know in public is an NPC, so don’t worry, they’re not paying attention to you, I promise.

[bonerot19]

🛼 🥤 🪐 🍬 ?

ask game

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

this would be someday, as it currently exists in my head, I think: 👨🏻‍🍼⚡️🔪🚬🔫

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

I adore @kindlingkeen as both a buddy and a writer. the action scenes in her series Asymmetrical Warfare are top tier, and the emotion and angst is fantastic. plus, she leaves wonderful comments on things she reads. 10/10 inspired me to leave better/more comments on fics

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

1. I went back to school last fall and I currently have a 3.98 GPA

2. I've gotten into Formula 1 over the past year or so, and made a friend at school because of it

3. I have a stable roof over my head and food in my fridge and my partner and I both have pretty stable jobs. my landlord doesn't suck and my boss is cool and I have the luxury of some disposable income. I take none of these things for granted

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

oh, I don't know. I'm not entirely sure what an unpopular opinion would be in this fandom. people seem to like and dislike all takes in equal measure. maybe it would be that I find canon Tim Drake a lot more interesting than the uwu'd, wet paper towel he's often portrayed as in fanon. but, as always, to each their own

[mossdeep]

600 people died in canada bc of heatwaves and landlords are trying to make them get rid of portable ac units because the buildings weren't designed for them and the updates could cost millions of dollars, because you know, to these landlords, hundreds of people dying is worth it if they don't have to spend millions of dollars updating their own properties 🔪

[karmaphone]

when landlords or apartment management companies leave the paint unfinished so even cleaning it ruins the paint 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[twcfaces]

🔪 || Killing the only guy willing to help out with her dire apartment situation? That would be a terrible thing to do, even if Harvey did become a criminal. The only killing that would be going on would be killing with kindness.

"Your landlord was violating several tenant laws and safety regulations. It wasn't just a poor living situation, it was illegal.

Affordable housing shouldn't come with the expectation of unsafe conditions.

... Just because I'm Two-Face doesn't mean I've forgotten how this stuff works."

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

I’m so mad our sink and dishwasher have been broken and leaking for a week and I call our landlord he refuses to get us a plumber and tries to explain to me they’re connected and I just need to use a plunger but that if it doesn’t work he’s not gonna hire a plumber he’s gonna come do it himself then my bf texts him the exact same thing I did and he immediately hires a professional…🔪🔪🔪🔪

[nephyria]

there are a lot of not so fun things about living in an apartment complex (see: landlords 🔪🔪🔪 ) but I do love that I provide enrichment to the neighbors’ cats when they’re looking out the window

[huntingingoodwill]

🔪 knife against the throat, ☁️ enemies to lovers/🧸exes with feelings, 👀 forced proximity

with my man jonathan, for spice.

ily hope you have had a wonderful week.

thank u so much hailey :,)) hope this stinky scary crow man fic is to ur liking🥰 ilyyy

send me build a blurb asks <3

masterlist | built blurbs

pairing: jonathan crane x reader

“It’s been a while, hasn’t it? You’re still beautiful. Radiant, even.” The knife’s cold blade tapped the underside of your chin teasingly. You had just stepped through your front door when Jonathan slammed your back to his chest, holding a knife to your throat as he kicked the door shut.

You slammed your elbow into his ribs, wrestling out of his grip. You snatched the knife away, aiming it at his neck. “Radiant. That seems to happen whenever I’m rid of you, but you keep crawling back. Sneaking into my apartment when I’m not around, lying in wait. Typical.” You knocked the knife against his Adam's apple, gently, avoiding breaking the skin. “You still carry a torch for me, Jonny?” You dragged the knife down to his chest, slicing an “X” into his dress shirt, over his heart.

He chuckled, leaning forward, nose ghosting yours. “I missed you.”

You grinned, wrapping a hand around his neck, pushing him back. You stabbed between his legs, the blade plunging into the wall. Not even a flinch.

He raised his eyebrows. “Your landlord’s not gonna like that.”

“To what do I owe this visit, Jonathan?” You smiled.

“A truce. Come back to me.” He paused. “We had fun, didn’t we?”

You scoffed. “Being your little… partner-in-crime was fine a year ago, but I’ve moved on. Besides, you were an aching bore.” You laughed. “You won’t get me back without a fight.”

He yanked the knife out of the wall, pinning you to the ground. “You never go down without a fight. Why do you think I brought this?” He asked, brandishing the gleaming blade. “Besides the added excitement. Without it, this conversation would be an… aching bore.”

“It’s certainly gotten my attention.” You smirked, pressing a finger to the tip of the knife as he pointed it at you. “You wouldn’t use it on me, though. You love me, don’t you?” You pouted mockingly.

“I think you know we were more than just 'partners-in-crime', (Y/N). Our bond’s stronger than that.” He laughed, the smile disappearing as he grew deadly serious. “We would’ve killed for each other.” He hesitated, stroking your cheek with his thumb. “I know I’ve killed for you.”

You looked at each other, silent for a moment before Jonathan whipped his head toward the door. Footsteps, heading toward your apartment. He pulled you to your feet, rushing you into your closet.

He clapped a hand over your mouth, pressing you close to him in the cramped space. The knife returned to your throat, ensuring you wouldn’t move as you watched a dark figure appear in the doorway. Batman. You thought you’d never see him again, having given up your life of crime, leaving Jon behind. He must’ve found out Jonathan was in the neighbourhood.

You screwed your eyes shut, trying to steady your breathing. You felt Jon’s chest heave against your back and you reached for his hand, pulling the knife away from your neck. He slipped it into his pocket, and you laced your fingers with his, squeezing his hand. Like old times. Slowly, he removed his other hand from your mouth, wrapping his arm around your chest, holding you even closer. You sighed, leaning back into him, his presence a comfort as you hid with bated breath.

Your eyes followed Bats as he scanned your apartment, surveying the area for any signs of you two. Your grip on Jon’s hand grew tighter as you watched Batman trace the hole you’d cut in the wall with his finger, a sigh of relief leaving your mouth as he disregarded it, finally leaving your apartment.

The two of you held still for a moment before Jon exhaled sharply, dropping his head into your shoulder, relieved. He looked back up, swallowing hard as his arm still held you tightly, keeping you near. You turned, your chest pressing against his as you glanced at each other, his face illuminated by the slashes of light streaming in through the slats in the closet doors. You hadn’t been this close to him since you left. You remembered now, what he used to look like after close shaves like these, after your sprees. A triumphant gleam in his eye, a wild, uninhibited smile, your expression mirroring his.

He leaned in toward you, pressing his lips to yours gently. You dipped your head down, holding your temple against his chest as he reached out his hand, the one he’d wielded the knife with just minutes before, running his fingers through your hair. Gentle.

“Where to next, Scarecrow?” You whispered, a smile spreading across his face.

“Anywhere my partner wishes, Little Crow.”

[kvothes]

day after we moved in i sent our landlord an email like 🔪 come fix some stuff

he’s here today fixing the stuff 🥰

[lucidsaintdahlia]

*°☆•❃❀°•°❃˚༘♡༘˚❃°•°❀❃•☆°*

🌈 WeLcOmE to HeLL 🌈

*°☆•❃❀°•°❃˚༘♡༘˚❃°•°❀❃•☆°*

👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁be not afraid👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

⋆☆⋆ oh u wanna know me, punk? OKAY ⋆☆⋆

🦷🌈⛓⚰🥩🐈‍⬛🪐🌿🪦🦋🗡🎃🕸🍄💀🛸🌙🎧❓

my name is 💫Amadeus Aurelius💫 and i've existed since 1998 ☆ 🏳️‍⚧️trans and ⚧nonbinary, i go by they/them, he/him, and it/its ☆ 🏳️‍🌈bisexual but mostly enbian ☆ 🫀i would bareknuckle fight 1,000 wolves with machine guns for my wife ☆ 🤡clown ☆ 🌌voidpunk ☆ covered in blood ☆ collector of 🗝oddities, 📚books, and 🦴bones [give me your teeth] ☆ 🍃 always ☆ ♈aries ☆ believer in the unknowable ☆ 🔪horror junkie ☆ 🚪the spiral ☆ 🍄 psychedelics ☆ former scenemo kid ☆ anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, fuck landlords, eat the fucking rich ☆ love going to 🍬raves, 🎸concerts, and 🔥fire shows ☆ 🪰finally got to see my chemical romance 8•3•22 ☆ guilty of too many side blogs for all my aesthetic needs

[arctic-hands]

Landlords who take your money then bitch about actually maintaining where you live 🔪

[isa-ah]

our landlord just stopped in bc the neighbor keeps complaining about "two females and a cat" being on the property even tho he knew we were moving in & he's like "there's six people living here, don't you think rent should be higher?" which 🔪 you saw our room were literally sleeping on the floor with our computer propped up on a box 🔪 our roommate has nothing but a computer in her room bc she has no money 🔪 even with SIX OF US were struggling to pay rent 🔪 have you considered rents ALREADY too high 🔪 and that's WHY six of us CHOSE to live together 🔪 so if he raises it Tories like well I guess we're all just gunna move together somewhere else because we can't swing that AFTER THIS MAN MADE HER PAY 15K IN DEPOSITS TO MOVE IN.... 🔪