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Sorry y'all, today's joke has been cancelled in light of the fact that "comeuppance" is not another word for "erection" as I had previously assumed.
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"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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hey. i heard you in the shower practicing your skeleton voice
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I HAVEN'T SEEN WICKED BUT I SAW A PICTURE OF THIS GUY AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHED TO MAKE THIS
HAS THIS ONE BEEN DONE YET
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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scientists have successfully induced gender dysphoria in a tardigrade
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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.”
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