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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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just passed a church that had a harley quinn hentai tapestry in one of the windows

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Two of Wands

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How many of those “escape human traffickers” TikTok’s are made by people who have four foster kids for the tax breaks do you think

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why r some american tumblr users like the us education system didnt teach me that i have five toes on each foot so i didn’t learn it until my twenties 😞

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Adjusting things in prison.

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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new year new mountain goats

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Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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