Bruce, pouring vodka into a battered dad mug, watching his godawful embarrassing pre-teens interact with other kids: "Oh God, Alfred, was I also that embarr--"
Alfred: "Unfortunately you were much worse, sir."
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r/worldnews most eligible bachelor
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Ohhh btw btw for all my psychonauts followers out their... lost in random is a really unique adventure game with an awesome combat system and it's ON SALE RN FOR 4 DOLLARS ON SWITCH‼️
It has alot of that old Playstation/early oughts game charm and a super unique art style that is so fun to wander around in... you travel through 6 diffrent towns based off the sides of a die to find your sister who has been kidnapped by the queen of Random. Also you have a funky little dice freind
Lookit this lil fella..
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heyyy if you're nasty and 18+ you should go check out my unhinged prisontrio oneshot
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Me, never having played MtG: [...] and that's why in diskword Dwarves ad Troll are enemies
Some nerdy guy: yeah that's nice, love this kind of magical species lore. Like the goblins in MtG...
*In my mind*
Guy cont: ... in the main plane of existance...
*in my mind*
Me: like, Dominaria?
Him: yeah Dominaria, also Ravnica...
*in my mind*
Guy: ... all a goblin wants is to be fodder! Like there is this card of a guy thrown away with tnt lit in his mouth...
*in my mind*
Guy: and the text at the bottom says "there is nothing that a goblin wants more than being used as catapult ammo"
Me: 👁️👁️ doesn't it say "One must not underestimate the aerodinamics of the common goblin?"
Guy: fuck you're right it does goes like that!?!?
Me: how do I know this?
Guy: yeah how do you know this?
Me, lying : who knows 😳
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women will have never been on a date, never kissed anyone, be a 23 year old virgin, and be in grad school and all they have to say for themselves is that theyre ‘just like sherlock holmes but a girl’
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Sorry that I haven't V.1 posted in a while. have this as an apology
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I'm officially done with medschool lol. I mean I still have my whole internship to do before I'm a doctor so I still have a long way to go but I'm not a med student anymore. It feels absolutely surreal and at the same time who gives a shit? I felt like saying something about it here since I've been complaining about medschool so much on Tumblr lol but I know people probably don't care (rightfully). But I'm drunk af rn so I'm letting it out. I guess I'll never find the right words anyway.
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really the best thing about reading a bunch of academic articles/studies on a kind of niche topic is that they all reference each other and most of the time they'll include subtly bitchy remarks about everyone else's research. actually half the time it's not subtle at all
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