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Just Some NariLamb post don't mind me
"Getting TOO Bold for a new God"
#cotl#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl lambert#narilamb#cotl narinder#lamb x narinder#narinder x lamb#cotl lamb fanart#cotl narinder fanart#they woul kiss if there wasn't so much tension#lamb want to malewife him
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Helob doodle I did in class cause spider
#bloo’s art :)#cult of the lamb#cotl helob#he’s so shaped shape#look at him#No bloo- you can’t ake every man in this damn game a pathetic malewife#but the voices want pathetic male wives
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Tumblr Sages: “Convince us. Is your place truly on this app?”
Me: “I’m genuinely 5 seconds away from commissioning someone to draw Narinder from Cult of the Lamb in the pretty red/white/black maid dress I made for him, with a golden halo around his head AND his finger cuz not only did I make him my disciple I married and domesticated him. I’d like him to be standing in front of the mating tent next to a nest with him looking mighty submissive and breedable because my intentions are CLEAR.”
Tumblr Sages: …Say no more.
#seriously guys I have so much brainrot for this game#Narinder is my pretty girlfailure malewife#my only regret is that I have the game on the switch so I can’t have babies with him#I want that man to pop out my egg children after a passionate steamy night in the mating tent#your siblings killed all the lambs now do your duty and repopulate#meow meow#don’t you want to be a cult leader?#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb is one of the best games i’ve ever played
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narilamb for ship bingo? bc you talking about a pair of fucked up animals made me think of these two fucked up animals
Ha! You are very right that when it comes to fucked up animals the Lamb and Narinder are definitely some of the most fucked up of them all, anon. That said, when it comes to narilamb I guess that while I like the ship in general & am pretty intrigued by the possibilities, whether I like it or not is really one of those case-by-case basis things. Because of the personal decision making that goes into how people play it out, for all my love of horror there are still things in cutesy little murder cult animal world someone might decide to highlight the elements of in their interpretation that squick me out.
THAT SAID, I do think that besides narilamb having a good advantage above other fucked up ships for resting on the darkly humorous premise of "a god wanted to kill me so I killed him instead and made him my malewife," I also do appreciate that from what I've seen narilamb shippers are pretty chill in both A) not harassing the creators of COTL to make it canon no matter what and not acting like people who don't like it are idiots, and B) approaching it with much more of a "haha! that's messed up!" attitude than many another fandom who says like "dark" ships & then twist themselves into knots insisting that everything's totally cool and fine actually no matter how many atrocities one half of the ship might be inflicting on the other.
For me at least, the most important elements for an messed up enemies-to-lovers plot to work is it being funny & that the creators are fully cognizant of the more horrifying elements instead of frantically sweeping said messed up parts under the rug and hoping everyone's okay with pretending they're not there. And at least from where I'm standing narilamb is a pretty stellar example of that <3
#anon answered#cotl#narilamb#that said#i haven't actually gotten the chance to marry narinder#only had time to do one playthrough so far#& them accidentally permadeathed him as a sacrifice when resurrecting myself#sorry honey#maybe next time
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I've been making a long list of funfacts I've came up with for my lackaocs, I decided that I may as well share these publicly now tho just so you guys can get to know them better.
It's a lotta word vomit so be prepared for that lmao
I will be continuing to add more over time whenever I think of new things, or if anyone has any suggestions that I like enough to add n make canon. If you have questions then shoot me an ask to my inbox.
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Gale: Trans and Bisexual
Matilda: Bisexual
Marie: Trans and Asexual Demiromantic
Tony: Gay
Riley: Pansexual Demiromantic
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Gale 6'0
Matilda 5'8
Marie 5'11
Dot 2'9
Tony 6'0
Riley 7'2
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Gale's voiceclaim: John Mulaney
Matilda's voiceclaim: Jessica Rabbit
Dot's voiceclaim: Shirley Temple
Riley's voiceclaim: Geoff Castellucci
Marie's voiceclaim: Jennifer Tilly
Tony's voiceclaim: Aizawa Shouta [English]
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Gale's nicknames for the others;
Matilda: May, May dear, Darling, Love, My Beloved, Honey, Sweetheart, Belle, Muffin, Sugarplum, Baby, Babe, Beautiful, Amour
Riley: Big guy, Buddy, Bud, Cousin, Sully
Marie: No nicknames for her, he just calls her Marie. Or Ms. Brooke formally.
Antonio: Tony (casually, most of the time), Antonio (formally, usually), and Mr. Brooke (more formality). Though sometimes he may call him Sheik.
Dorothy: Dot, Sweetie, Peanut, Button, Princess
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Matilda's nicknames for the others;
Gale: Darling, Honey, Babe, Baby
Antonio: Tony, Old man, Menace (these are of endearment)
Marie: Angel Eyes, Daisy
Dorothy: Dot, Small one, Sweet pea
Riley: Big one, Brooder, Dove
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Marie's nicknames for the others;
Matilda: Hilda, Dear, Blossom, Sister
Antonio: Tony, Dear, Dimples, Daffodil, Brother
Dorothy: Dot, Dear, Sweetheart, Rosebud, Babydoll, My Angel, Little lamb, Ladybug
Gale: Gale (most of the time), Mr. Wolfgang (formally), Dear, Smiles, Sunflower
Riley: Riley (most of the time), Mr. Sullivan (formally), Dear, Honey, Wallflower
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Tony's nicknames for the others;
Matilda: Tilly, Matty, Baby sister, Sourpuss, Bitsy
Marie: MarMar, Lil sister, Sunshine, Angel Face
Dorothy: Dot, Dotty, Kiddo, Shortie, Little one, Thumbelina
Gale: Wolfgang, Bright eyes, Wonder boy, Screwball
Riley: Sullivan, Big man, Mac, Chap, Goliath
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Riley's nicknames for the others;
Gale: Cousin, Little man
Matilda: No nicknames for her, he just calls her Matilda. Or Mrs. Wolfgang formally.
Antonio: Tony (casually, usually), Antonio (formally, most of the time), and Mr. Brooke (more formality)
Marie: No nicknames for her, he just calls her Marie. Or Ms. Brooke formally. Though sometimes he calls her Ma'am.
Dorothy: Dot, Little one, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, Precious
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Gale is that malewife ken-coded husband to his wife he will do anything for.
Matilda is the girlboss wife, she wants to become a detective, though it's very difficult. Sometimes she has to do dirty work in order to get what she wants.
Gale may or may not be willing to do the same, though not in the way Matilda does it. She does things methodically and quietly. Taking advantage of word, minds and weaknesses.
Gale on the other hand, does things more hands-on. He's worked on railroads for many years before his current journalist job, so he's extremely physically fit.
On off days, the pair like to dance together, while Gale sings to his wife. It brings her immense joy.
Matilda has many plants, she's not a gardener like her sister, but she shares a similar green thumb interest. Though hers are more towards ferns, ficus, and other such greens than flowery plants.
Gale and his cousin Riley don't talk much, Riley still wonders why Gale left all of a sudden because Gale never gave a reason why. But Gale does mail to him, and well as to his mother, who is sick in a hospital. Gale's father left a long time ago.
Matilda, Marie, and Tony's parents are both still alive and around, just two old folks living peacefully at home.
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Marie will give you a flower nickname once she gets to know you well. Being a florist, she just loves flower symbolism.
She also calls everyone dear on default. She has that sweet motherly energy to her that warms the heart.
Despite how unconditionally sweet she is, if she senses any of her loved ones are in danger, she will use physical force if necessary. She is far from a pushover.
She's lactose intolerant, but she still can't help but consume dairy products sometimes.
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Because Tony feels indifferent to words, he's more of an "action speak louder than words" kind of guy. You want to impress him? Show him, don't tell him, otherwise he doesn't give a damn. You want him to know how much you like him? "I love you" isn't going to cut it on a first date, how is he supposed to know how genuine you are? You absolutely despise him? Attack him. He doesn't care about your mean little words, you better show him how much you hate him.
He has a knack for ice skating and ballet, two skills that were crammed into him when he was younger, but he doesn't mind them that much. Though he likes his piano skill more.
Because of his knowledge on medical procedures when he was working to become a surgeon before quitting, he is a great help if you need some assistance fast but don't want or can't afford a hospital. Just don't tell anyone because he doesn't technically have a medical license.
Tony has hyperopia (farsightedness), meaning things up close are blurry for him. Which is why he has glasses, but usually he doesn't need to wear them all the time doing regular stuff, he mainly uses them for work so he can see what he's doing precisely and clearly.
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People often mistake Riley for being scary because he's big and doesn't talk much if not at all, but in actuality he is just socially inept and would rather give you a pat on the back than punch you in the face.
If he's at a party, a place with a lot of people mingling, he would not talk at all. Complete silence. All you would get from him are nods, headshakes, facial expressions, and grunts.
The bigger the crowd the less he speaks.
The only exception of this is if he's on the job. Lots of people could be around or in a burning building, but he still has to give orders, call out to victims, etc.
He has a pet dove named Petunia.
Since Riley lives up north, his fur is usually always very fluffy all the time, especially during the winter. If he goes down south and stays for a while, he's going to shed a LOT. Expect clumps of fur in shower drains.
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(I got bored one day and decided to plan out Dot's future so yea)
After 18 years pass from 1927 into 1945, when Dot is 23, she begins her career as a singer/musician. She plays several popular genres at the time throughout the 40s, like country, jazz, etc. Trying to find her footing. She has a few song that are received really well, but nothing big. Yet.
Years pass and it's 1954, rockabilly starts and is growing. Dot is 32 at this point and she goes into rockabilly which evolves into rock and roll and Dot evolves with it, that's when she started to become a big hit. She specializes in rock music, becoming one of the most popular female singers, even at age 50 in 1972 she's putting on shows and cameoing with other singers/bands. She's not one who retires as she ages, she wants to make music til the day she dies.
Until at age 61, 1983, she has a big vocal chord injury which stops her from singing for some years, something she was warned about in her 50s after she experienced some vocal strain back then. Though despite the damage done to her voice, 7 years later after some rest and surgery, age 68 in 1990, she come back to record some more original songs and features in others, but less bombastic and more mellow since her voice was a bit deeper and raspy. Which was a good move since she couldn't sing rock anymore, and her new voice went well with the genre shift.
She did so for 10 years until her voice forced her to quit singing altogether age 78, 2000. Though she didn't stop playing guitar, her main instrument of choice since she was young, making a few instrumental tracks and cameoing in other songs, until her death in 2008 at age 86. Playing music until the end just like she wanted to.After 18 years pass from 1927 into 1945, when Dot is 23, she begins her career as a singer/musician. She plays several popular genres at the time throughout the 40s, like country, jazz, etc. Trying to find her footing. She has a few song that are received really well, but nothing big. Yet.
Years pass and it's 1954, rockabilly starts and is growing. Dot is 32 at this point and she goes into rockabilly, which evolves into rock and roll, and Dot evolves with it. That's when she started to become a big hit. She specializes in rock music, becoming one of the most popular female singers, even at age 50 in 1972 she's putting on shows and cameoing with other singers/bands. She's not one who retires as she ages, she wants to make music til the day she dies.
Until at age 61, 1983, she has a big vocal chord injury which stops her from singing for some years, something she was warned about in her 50s after she experienced some vocal strain back then. But she did still make music with her guitar, her main instrument of choice since she was young, like instrumental tracks and cameoing in other songs. Just because she couldn't sing didn't mean she couldn't still make music.
Though despite the damage done to her voice, 7 years later after some rest and surgery, age 68 in 1990, she come back to record some more original songs and features in others, but less bombastic and more mellow since her voice was a bit deeper and raspy. Which was a good move since she couldn't sing rock anymore, and her new voice went well with the genre shift.
She did so for 10 years until her voice forced her to quit singing altogether age 78, 2000. Though she just went back to what she did when she lost her voice last time, making instrumental tracks and cameos. Until her death in 2008 at age 86, playing music to the end just like she wanted.
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I started to like Marie and Walter the drummer getting together. Marie doesn't mind being on the sidelines she just wants a happy quiet life, then there's this guy who is always on the sidelines ignored all the time. I imagined Marie giving him flowers, making him feel special, but also helping him feel content in being an average joe that's not caught up in a lotta things. I just think it's pretty cute
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Just like his cousin, Gale is also good with kids! But not in the way Riley does it. Riley is tender and nurturing, Gale is fun and silly. But that doesn't mean he's irresponsible, he wouldn't go give a child a knife. In fact, someday in the future, Gale and Matilda become parents. The amount of children they have are unknown yet since I haven't decided.
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Like it says in Gale's bio, he is partially deaf. It's his left ear that cannot hear anything at all, the most would probably be faint muffling if you get up real close to it, but that's weird so don't do that.
He's had several instances where people mistake him for being completely deaf in both ears, sometimes it caused some people to scream directly in his face, thinking that if they are loud enough he could hear. He's had to correct that he can hear you loud and clear from his right ear, right after it stops ringing-
Sometimes they think they can say whatever they want as clear as day right next to him. It got awkward when Gale turned to look at them.
Sometimes he's even had a couple cases of people mistaking him for being blind, not deaf. Those were very awkward instances.
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Riley doesn't respect cops. He despises people who take advantage of their position of power. Considering his own job and what he's lost and the many other things he's witnessed on the job, it's no brainer.
Riley still lives in Rochester Minnesota, he can't uproot his job to leave. If he's ever downstate, he's just visiting his cousin, but he won't stay.
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If you recall that one short comic where Mitzi was getting pictures of Mordecai with her camera, then commented on his baggy clothes to get a silly pic of him, she also mentioned getting him some fitted clothes. Well, I had an idea that Tony was actually the tailor that made Mordecai his new fitted and symmetrical clothing. I presume this was back in 1920-1921 cuz that's the years Mordecai worked with lackadaisy, making him 21-22 at the time. Tony was 24-25 at that time, and already had a tailor shop going, he started it when he was only 18. Risky move starting his own business as a young man, but it paid off because he made a name for himself with his work. That's why he was recommended to Mordecai, and ever since then Mordecai goes to him for his tailor needs.
Also if you look at Tony's design, he's pretty symmetrical, which I think would give Mordecai a lil incisive to trust him with the clothing lmao
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[TW HEAVY HEALTH STUFF ABOUT GALE'S MOM]
The sickness that is debilitating Gale's mom to have to live in a hospital for 24 hour care is cancer. The doctors don't predict she'll live much longer. She was diagnosed a year before Gale left the state, after years of feeling weak and unable to do most tasks. Gale wishes he could be by her side, but he can't go back. He's made mistakes.
The moment at the beginning of the guardians of the galaxy movie where Peter doesn't take his mom's hand then runs away, I imagine it went down like that for Gale. After a year of her being in the hospital, and the day after Gale makes his big mistake, he goes to see his mom one last time. She reaches out to him, asking him to take her hand. Time feels like it moves slow, Gale has so many thoughts going through his mind. The pain he feels looking at her is immense, the look in his eyes says it all…if he takes her hand, he'll never want to let her go. He runs the other way, running out of the hospital, then fleeing the state.
That inspired this doodle here
A big part of Gale is he's trying to run away from the past, run away from pain, running forever and ever. He does things for his wife to help her dreams, but also because he's convinced himself this is just how it's meant to be for him. He's a man stuck in the past and doesn't believe he deserves a second chance. He doesn't want that on to his family, which is why he ran out the hospital, and why he never told Riley he left until after he was already gone. Riley actually had to track him down himself. The letters Gale sent to him and his mother were not sent through mail but by more secret means, so his address were never on the letters. (<- MAY CHANGE THIS) And it's also why he's never told Matilda what he does for her, she doesn't know a thing he does. She is only aware of her deeds, and she doesn't want to tell him about them because she wants to protect him (even though he is aware), but she's unaware he's doing much worse things than she is doing.
Gale's a good man in his heart, at his core. But he doesn't think that. He believes his kindness is an act to hide what he really does, even though he truly is kind, he just thinks he's acting.
(MAY CHANGE THIS A TAD, BUT OVERALL GALE IS STILL A GOOD MAN AT HEART)
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The Brooke siblings do love their parents and their parents aren't bad people per say, but they do have personal issues they've never worked on that do strain their relationship with their kids sometimes because the parents are not aware of their own problems and how they're acting it out. (But even if it's pointed out, they ignore it or flat out deny it.) Especially to Tony, being the eldest he's been dealt the brunt of it. If it's something not directed towards him, he makes it directed towards him so his little sisters don't deal with it. Their family is complicated, it's not all black and white on who's the bad guy and who's the good guy. It's just parents who have repressed issues from their past that they are too stubborn on getting help for. Which is another reason why Tony deals with it the most, because he's the oldest, they want him to lead an example.
Just a lil more deeper explanation on why Tony is so laid-back and unphased by things, as said in his character bio.
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Tony was the first one Marie came out to, when she was little. She told him she wanted him to call her Marie, and he did so no questions asked.
Marie's softness back then was more of a timid soft than her current kind yet firm softness, so she was too quiet and scared to stand up for herself. But if she got bullied, Tony would scare them away. Matilda although youngest, would do the same, though her threats were more visceral than Tony's which made her scarier than Tony to some.
As Marie aged she learned to be more stern and unyielding, but she kept her gentle nature, believing she doesn't have to be mean to be strong.
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Because of Tony's experience in medical practices and sewing/knitting, he's skilled with sharp objects, as mentioned in his bio. He's very quick with them, so quick that he could thwip a needle straight at your throat, puncturing an artery, without you even processing what just happened. He likes too keep needles in his pockets just in case, plus they're easier to hide than a gun tbh, not just cuz he's skilled with em.
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Gale is very skilled with a large hammer because of his previous railroad job.
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Thinking about Gale's backstory, I'm gonna change up his attitude when he disposes of someone.
I used to have him be like "I'll do anything for my wife I will get her anything she wants by any means necessary" and then kindly kill someone like yor does in spy x family "May I take your life?" But thinking more on it, he wouldn't really be like that tbh-
Again like I mentioned some messages above, he thinks he is a bad person so he thinks it's in his nature, even though it's not. Deep down he feels guilt, but masks it by believing he deserves it.
SO he would only dispose of someone if they are an actual threat to his wife, not just like- some guy who declined a deal she proposed. He'll just try to convice them to change their mind, sometimes using scare tactics if it calls for it, but not with the intent to kill. And even when he does kill someone he is vocally apologetic to them.
Mind you he's still a "I love my wife I will do anything for her" but now with less mindless following and more of a morale and motivations lmao
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The situation to cause Gale to leave the north without a word was a train accident that he believes to be his fault since there was no indication given it to be otherwise at the time, which scared him so much on going to jail and how the situation would affect his family that he left in a panic. Little does he know there was ulterior motives behind the accident, and he was just a scapegoat since he was a railroad worker at the time. The work he did had been tampered with, but he just thinks he did the work wrong.
Gale is very new at this whole "running from the law" thing since he's never really done anything wrong, which means of course there are slip ups in his attempts. Like he hasn't changed his name, that's the first thing you do when you wanna hide is get a new name, but he didn't like the thought of abandoning a name given to him by his mother. The second is the letters he sends to his mom and cousin. He does his best to keep them a secret through his sending strategies, but sending a letter at all is not hiding yourself well. It just goes to show that ultimately he has no idea what he's doing at all despite how secretive he can come across.
Luckily for him the state ruled it an accident so he has no part in the statement, though investigations are still being looked in to since some investigators believe foul play. Even some not-so-savory people want it to be looked in to, since that train contained some important not-so-savory passengers that perished. At that might catch up to Gale, whether he likes it or not. Not to mention his wife who is working to become an investigator herself, who has a very keen eye on things and probes questions very diligently, he can't really keep secrets forever.
(MAY CHANGE THIS WHOLE THING)
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As stated above, Dot will grow up to mainly be a guitarist and singer, but she does have an appreciation for drummers too because of her mom's partner being a drummer himself. Also she started playing guitar when she was 12 years old.
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Since Riley design changed so much I'd like to update that he is no longer 6'10 tall he is now 7'2 tall, and I will be editing that to the height list at the top. Totally not a nod to him being a werewolf noooo
The bracelet Riley wears is a nod to his girlfriend's color scheme (his gf is a friend's oc)
btw if you notice that I gave Riley an earring as well. In the 1920s it was mainly just sailors that wore [an] earring[s] if it were a man. Sailors believed that if their bodies were recovered at sea the person finding them could take the earring as payment for a proper burial, or they were used as a status symbol for sailing around the globe or just being out at sea for a long time in general. The great lakes in north america are considered "inland seas" and Riley lives in Minnesota. So yea Riley used to be a sailor
He hadn't sailed for too long, just his teens and a bit of early adulthood too. He joined the fire department at age 22, but he still knows his way around a boat, been out sometimes for leisure rather than work now. In fact, he probably would have stayed being a full time sailor in the great lakes if he never experienced his parents perishing in a house fire, that's what gave him the drive. He's had a fascination for the fireman job growing up, but never really thought of it as something he'd do til that happened.
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Tony got married to @pestiforousalt's oc Peter Davis
#lune's art#lune talks#long post#lackadaisy#lackadaisy oc#lackadaisy ocs#ocs#tw cancer#Gale Wolfgang#Matilda Wolfgang#Marie Brooke#Dorothy Brooke#Antonio Davis#Riley Sullivan#Gale#Matilda#Marie#Dot#Tony#Riley
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I actually think it is divided in half between Laena and Nettles on who is Daemon’s true love, at least in some spaces like reddit, in my opinion most people think Rhaenyra did love him more than he loved her and that Laena or Nettles were the ones he truly loved,even Mysaria,more than Rhaenyra,it seems to be the more spread take.
Hi! Yes, this is the take I've seen for years now. Laena/Nettles were his one true loves, innocent and kind and pure girls that redeemed him and made him a better man uwu. Mysaria is also a proof of his goodness, since she was a commoner. So with them Daemon is a different man, soft as a lamb and everything.
But Rhaenyra, ugh... She was fat, and got ugly and old, and she was also stupid and a whore for having a lover while married to a gay man. Obviously someone like Daemon would never love her, that mad, crazy Targaryen woman.
I wonder if they realize how embarassing they sound. But basically, these people idealize minor characters like Mysaria, Laena and Nettles because they have no clear personality and can project whatever they want on them. These three exist only in raport with Daemon and what they were to him, so readers can self-insert easily, since they can mold them to be in whatever way they want.
Rhaenyra is her own character. And worse for these people - she is strong, has a ton lot of personality, and has flaws. She is an imperfect character that expresses rage and fury and goes to war against her usurper half-brother. So for these people she must be punished: not only with the loss of children and the loss of her life in a horrible way, but ideally by being unloved and "used" by Daemon also.
Nevermind that Rhaenyra is charismatic at an extraordinary level, that she is "cherished and adored by everyone", that men are drawn to her like "moths to a flame", that she is always surrounded by her admirers and partisans. That she is a delightful woman and simply by "smiling and charming", she raised up thousands of people to fight for her, and more than 50 houses in total.
Everyone else can adore Rhaenyra, but if Daemon does it as well is unforgivable. Why do you think they all had those breakdowns when they realized how the show portrayed them? You only hear them whining and complaining about how they made them too romantic and Daemon "her malewife puppy". They hate to see Rhaenyra being loved by Daemon more than anyone.
As for the idea that she loved him more than he did her, yes, it's also very widespread. Though, honestly, I don't know where it came from? I mean, personally, if you are to read the book, Daemon always did things for her sake far more than she ever did for him. Was Rhaenyra in love with him? Absolutely. But you also hear how Daemon spent most of his time in her company, how he courted her, how "he was ever attentive of her", how he showered her with gifts, how he killed for her left and right (George even pushes the rumour that people thought he had Harwin killed because he wanted no rival for her love, so people obviously knew him to be jealous and possessive when it came to Rhaenyra).
Compared to all that, Rhaenyra did find solace with Harwin in his absence, ordered him to kill Vaemond for her, and has absolutely no moment in which she is overruled by him. Once she becomes queen she actually either shares plans with him or has moments when she refuses his ideas. None of that give me the impression that she was wrapped around his little finger for Daemon to manipulate her, because she simply wasn't. In my opinion, they loved each other just as ferociously.
All in all, I don't think people are able to love their relationship because it ends how it ends. Nevermind that those problems and rumours appeared in the last two months of their marriage, after war and loss of children, and that before that they were happy and in love. This fandom has the emotional maturity of children, who only enjoy a couple that has no problems, is always happy and lives like in a fairytale. That's why they project onto Mysaria, Laena and Nettles, but hate Rhaenyra.
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Bee
Bee is a big softie <3 super chill, and such a malewife actually. He loves to bake, and will always have at least one treat made up at any given point in time.
Bee is an introvert, so he's got to chill at home, especially after work, he just needs an hour to decompress with you. He is an ok communicator, he struggles to get his feelings across, but reads yours super well. So just check in with him sometimes.
Bee has Autism! Struggles with eye contact, but reads lips instead. He also is picky about textures, sherpa is banned in the house. Also he washes stuff off his hands while he bakes every 30 seconds, still surprisingly fast at it though- he claims it magic. He also stims! Lots of wiggles, or gentle poking. Particularly soft things, the couch, you, plushes, you know the good stuff.
Also- sticking this info here since it's a unique thing to Bee that doesn't fit in the other sections. His tooth gap, while being adorable, will whistle if he breaths in right. Just had to point this out <3
Bee loves baking, and is amazing at it. You will never want store bought desert again <3 He specializes in pastry, but is good at it all. Also his kitchen is always so organized, he can tell you exactly where every single thing is. He also likes doing crochet, particularly lil stuffed animals, you will be receiving stuffed animals by him all the time <3 Your bed will be 3/4 plushies and you will love it <3
Be knows just about everyone through the coffee shop. Meteorite is a regular and good friend of his, and Rocket through Lucky and Meteorite. He is aware of Shadow and Knight through the shop but they really don't chat much but are semi-regular. Chardonnay is a regular there, Bee knows when to start his ice coffee to be ready when he gets there lol. Silver will pick ups Chardonnay's coffee every now and then. Pumpkin and Lamb through the local market for good ingredients, and he'll buy flowers sometimes! And Coffee addict Bean, occasionally accompanied by Noir.
#bad reset best outcome#underswap#Bee#Man literally knows everyone o.o#Also I know I already gushed over it- BUT HIS TOOtH GAP <3#WITH HIS FRECKLES TOO????#Love his design sm <3#Also yes half of what he crochets are little bees- he made a bee garland once and it's been in the living room ever since#Also he 100% goes to fiber circles and such- even if he will often be the youngest person there- he loves it#Ugh I could go on about Bee forever-#So domestic <333
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I hope you don't mind me asking, for the ship thingy alomask? -🌺 anon
I see them as siblings but. sure!!
also reminder i use she/her for mask
(also i feel like I know who this is but the url is escaping me...)
-Opposites Attract, or very similar?
Opposites Attract, 100%. Aloha is a party animal and Mask would rather stay in and play Cult of The Lamb or Hades.
-Which one confessed first?
Surprisingly, Mask! With her gothic Tgirl witch swag aloha was too intimidated to ask her out, scared she might curse him.
-Do they have a go-to date?
With Mask's social anxiety, they don't do many public dates. So, their go to "date" is doing something cute together on minecraft, making their sims date, or mask kicking aloha's ass in smash bros or mario kart
-which one proposes?
Aloha but it's not a grand and formal one. He just dropped the topic casually into a conversation and Mask just went "you're doing that thing where you're subtly implying you want to take the next step" "this is the first time i've done it!" "ALOHA YOU DID IT BEFORE WE WERE DATING"
-Who's the big spoon?
depends on the day. most of the time it's mask
-Do they have pets or kids? both?
Since the S4 live together (also with avi due to him and skull) there is no room for kids. But they do all have a pet cat named Sky who has 5 kittens, each has adopted one of the gang as their person. Eros has Aloha, Poe has Mask. Just for fun, Mittens has Army, Freyja has Skull, and Muffin has Avi.
-What tradition do they have with each other?
streaming together. Mask streams on twitch (or the splatoon equivalent anyways) and Aloha will dramatically drape himself across her lap and make snarky comments about the game they're playing.
-What's their dynamic?
T4T het couple that's still s o gay. They are simultaneously the mean lesbian and fashionable gay man who are judging your every move, but also girlboss x malewife. (For context Mask is omni but is waaaay more attracted to women than men, so she says she's a lesbian and aloha's the exception, and aloha has the same thing going on but he's bi and mostly attracted to men)
-What's their media? Songs, movies, books?
Song, i dont have. Movie is probably Nightmare before Christmas (the vibes, yknow?), book is Good Omens (Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachet and i absolutely spelled that wrong), and game is Hades
-My rating, 1-10
honestly? 3. i like the dynamic but i see them as siblings so alomask content is always a bit iffy with me
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“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” bleh overused and overdone until you get to the Lamb’s level of “I can take all his dark powers for my own AND get him to be both my follower and my malewife” I don’t want to hear anything about your “enemies to lovers” nonsense.
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb spoilers#cotl spoilers#as far as i know this is the only game that lets you both defeat and then marry the final boss#which is just as effed up as it is funny
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LMAO, YOU HAVE TASTE GOOD FRIEND
Tumblr Sages: “Convince us. Is your place truly on this app?”
Me: “I’m genuinely 5 seconds away from commissioning someone to draw Narinder from Cult of the Lamb in the pretty red/white/black maid dress I made for him, with a golden halo around his head AND his finger cuz not only did I make him my disciple I married and domesticated him. I’d like him to be standing in front of the mating tent next to a nest with him looking mighty submissive and breedable because my intentions are CLEAR.”
Tumblr Sages: …Say no more.
#seriously guys I have so much brainrot for this game#Narinder is my pretty girlfailure malewife#my only regret is that I have the game on the switch so I can’t have babies with him#I want that man to pop out my egg children after a passionate steamy night in the mating tent#your siblings killed all the lambs now do your duty and repopulate#meow meow#don’t you want to be a cult leader?#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb is one of the best games i’ve ever played#lol
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